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Why the hate?

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Why the hate?
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>>91975820
someone's new here.
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>>91975820
Because she's a poorly-written character, period.

Well that, and the whole season suffers from shit writing overall.
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How the hell does she still have makeup on?
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>>91975851
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Fujoshits. They believe Jack should only be with Johnny Bravo
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>>91975849
>poorly written
Nigger this is Samurai Jack not Of Mice and Men

Japan man have sword. Use sword to slice enemy. Enemy die. Japan man win battle but not war. NEXT EPISODE SAME THING YOU WATCH
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"Muh strong female protagonist" that serves no purpose to the plot. Everything she has done could've been done without her there. She should've died in episode 3, but this whole season was written with her in mind. Since there's no implication of romance, most likely she will take up the mantle or some other bullshit. Retarded strength, even for the original show, Jack fought armies before but did not come out unscathed. Everything is wrong with this character and it doesn't matter if she was a girl or not.
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>>91975883
This. /co/ needs to stop pretending everything should be deep.
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>>91975820
Hate is cheap.
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>>91975883
>>91975939
I never said deep, now did I? Poor writing comes in many forms, anons.
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I have no hate. I just want pump her guts with my shame-gravy.
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>>91975919
Jack isn't half god/demon
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>>91975820
Fujoshits and lonely neckbeards
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>>91975974
Don't ever fucking reply to me again
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>>91975974
>Man is born with a destiny, trains hard in combat
>can effortlessly destroy armies
>perfectly fine

>Woman is born with a destiny, trains hard in combat
>can effortlessly destroy armies
>FUCKING REEEEEEEEEE NOT REALISTIC SHIT WRITING FUCKING MARY SUE

She's literally inverted jack. A foil. Jack trained to defeat evil and became disillusioned with his quest. Ashi trained to defeat good and became disillusioned with her quest.

They're the same. fucking. character.
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Autists baiting for (you)s, nothing more.
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>>91976021
Sex strength differences alone make what you just wrote fucking retarded.
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>>91975820
because the sentence "A woman punches an army of orcs to death" sounds like a funny scene, but when you watch it and realize you're supposed to take it seriously, it makes you laugh even harder.
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>>91975990
>Jack getting with Ashi in a romantic way
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>>91976021
Jack was trained by different cultures around the world his entire life, and had a divine sword given to him to kill Aku, until he was put into the future where he fought constantly against demons, armies and other stuff he barely survived without outside help.

Ashi trained her entire life in a cave fighting with her sisters to kill Jack.

No they are not the same, it doesn't matter if she was a girl or not her character is bad.
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>>91975991
I JUST FUCKING DID BITCH
Whatcha gonna do about it?
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>>91976061
>Sex strength differences
It's a cartoon

>>91976077
>NUH-UH
take a long walk off a short pier
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>>91976061
The difference between sexes is something that holds weight in a setting where people don't jump hundreds of feet in the air and get thrown through stone pillars without damage and fight armies solo, not here.
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>>91976117
dumb waifufag
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>>91976076
This. Ashi was fine until she came out unscathed.
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women's reach into fantasy genres is getting annoying
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>>91975820

Autists and infestation from /r9k/ who feel their masculinity is being threatened by a fictional female character.
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>>91976128
You think I enjoy those unrealistic things? Doesn't mean something more unrealistic should be added.
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>>91976162
Is there anything more insecure than projecting your own insecurities onto others?
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literal perfection
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>>91976165
>Samurai Jack should be realistic

Fuck off into space.
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>>91975820
Because she put on a grass dress and didn't fight the army with that cool scythe-n-chain thing.

skin tight suit + ninja weapons > grass dress and fisticuffs.
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>>91976165
if you don't enjoy unrealistic things why are you consuming fantasy media to begin with?
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>>91976076
What's really a bummer is that they set up a huge army being confined down to a narrow walkway up a mountain, reducing their numbers to be realistically fought ala 300. Ashi taking them out like that or using sneaky tricks to whittle down their numbers would have been fun to watch.

But now, after charging her way down to an open field, she takes out the entire goddamned army by herself, completely surrounded, and without coming out with even a scratch. Even Jack in his prime got hurt when it came down to sheer numbers.

Dumb.
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>>91976165
Why do you even watch this show?
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>>91976184
>Asian monkey Girl
>Perfection
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>>91976175

>N-NO U!! HAHAHAHA TAKE THAT!!

You're not even trying.
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>>91976195
Dumb is the perfect word for it. Samurai jack has no rules of physics or gravity or anything, but it has one thing: The rule of cool. if it ain't cool, it ain't Samurai Jack, and that scene wasn't cool; it was dumb.
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>>91976195
>Even Jack in his prime got hurt when it came down to sheer numbers.
He fought robots, not obviously weak mooks.

Jack in his prime would have decimated these guys too.
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>>91975820

I didn't like her at first, but she's been great since her 'rebirth'.

She makes sense from the perspective of introducing new viewers.

It's a little cheesey that she'll be taking up Jack's mantle, but Samurai Jack is all about cheese.
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>>91976143
Ya it's not like she's half Aku or anything ... she should honestly be way stronger than jack physically speaking
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Ashi was ruined as a character because she was changed completely. She was a stealth Ninja assassin and now she is a lawnmower of Orks. Sorry but when your character punches OUT A ARMY OF HEAVY ARMOUR ORKS with bare fists and then still has stamina to fight her MOTHER ASSASSIN like nothing has happen.....

iF SHE HAD used more outmanoeuvring tactics i could believe , but going HULK on a army and train assassin is just bullshat. Even Jack needs his tools to beat a army.
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>>91976267
Since when is Ashi half Aku? Did I miss a scene or a line?
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>>91976245
>>91976195
>jack in his prime

Isn't season 5 jack "his prime"? If anything the 50 years have made him stronger and more skilled.

In Season 1 episode 1 and Season 5 Episode 1 he fought pretty much the same identical army, but whereas in season 1 he had a lot of problems even with prep time, and season 5 he just showed up and decimated them all effortlessly.

I think Ashi is probably about the same strength as season 1 jack.
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>>91975820
Because she's an unnecessary character who robs screen time and character development away from Jack. Every episode since they teamed up has been rushed and poorly resolved.
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>>91976300
Just wait for Akus "shocking dicovery of aishi"
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>>91976299
> Even Jack needs his tools to beat a army.
This.
But "MUH KINO" retards don't fucking get this. That scene was completely retarded. You can't defend that shit.
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>>91976329
u just hate women xDDD
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>>91976326
Projecting your fan theories as fact in an argument makes you sound retarded.
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>>91976185
>>91976191
>>91976198
I want as much realism as feasible, but I won't stop watching a show if it's tolerable. Which this is not.
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>>91976308
And the army probably wouldn't have been a problem to Jack either.

There's nothing that has popped up that Ashi killed that only she could kill. The assassin mother would have been taken down by Jack regardless.
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>>91976337
>BUT JACK WAS ABLE TO DO IT SO SHE CAN TOO BECAUSE THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME, YOU ARE JUST FROM /R9k/ AND NOT A FAN OF THE ORIGINAL SERIES, ONLY US TRUE FANS KNOW THAT ITS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE REALISTIC
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>>91976299
But your forgetting one thing. In every universe, Orcs, or Orkz, are always retarded Jobbers who think they're tough shit, but really aren't.
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>>91976308
>I think Ashi is probably about the same strength as season 1 jack.
Which would still be bullshit because she's female.
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>>91976188
She couldn't use that weapon anymore because she got rid of her dark essence on her skin that magically summoned it.
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>>91976349
Not a theory. She is part of the daughters of aku. Go back and watch the first episode
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>>91976442
Cult name of worshippers =\= literal meaning
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>>91976387
Then here is a question?
Why did Jack not just tossed his sword away and started to toss around punches like motherfacking Beast in the first episode instead of creating a array of traps and barricades.
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>>91976329
remember that part in clone wars when mace dindu obliterated a whole army with his bare hands?
It's almost as if genndy puts making a cool scene beofre having consistent rules
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>>91976509
>Bringing Star wars of all things
So are you saying Ashi is one with the force?
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Perhaps they just hate anything Tara Strong does now?
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>>91976329
>>91976337
>>91976384
Pathetic and obvious samefagging.
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>>91976489
Prove it
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>>91976509
Still master Windu had a army of clones on his back and LETS NOT FORGET HE WAS A JEDI WITH CLEARVOINCE AND a ability to see the weakness of his enemy.
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>>91976533
nah
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>>91976508
what is drama? The battle in the third chapter was an introduction to aku's world, it was used to showcase the extent of his power and was the focus of the entire chapter.
This battle was used to give ashi something to do while jack had his journey and to show how commited she is to his side.
I'm not saying that it was perfect, it was too long and IMO they should have saved the mother for later and focus more on jack's part, but your complaints are fucking retarded.
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Reminder that Rule of Cool applies to samurai jack and if it's not played for cool then it better be played for laughs

otherwise you have a goofy looking fight sequence that youre supposed to take seriously and it comes across as awkward and bad and forced, which this orc fight scene was
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>>91976527
>So are you saying Ashi is one with the force?

Ashi is not a normal human whatsoever.
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>>91975820
Ashi the flower girl.
she killed her all family
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>>91975820
who knows?
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>>91976617

no, the scene was fine you are just a contrarian or you just hate it based on you being a lonely virgin scared of people enjoying a character like Ashi.


''rule of cool'' spoken like a true pleb
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>>91976404
>expecting SJ to adhere to reality
>especially after it showcased Ashi's "brute force" methods episodes before
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>>91976641
This is projection
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I haven't watched it.

But does she come off as a weird asian fetish turned into a character? Similar to the asian batgirl and all kinds of other female asian comic book characters?
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>>91976702
All action girls are the fetishes of their male creators.
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>>91976702
Yes. She's overpowered waifubait. it was cute at first but she's taking up way too much screentime and some of us are getting sick of it
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>>91976527
>>91976547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF3ocZu4cZo
he's on his own after the hammer appears. And this is the way genndy does fights between an elite warrior and an army of scrubs. Ashi's battle was nothing new
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>>91976542
There's been no evidence of Aku-like powers or strength. Everything the daughters do is typical of a typical athletic human in a Genndy show. No shapeshifting, lasers, nothing.

All we see and hear is that they are a cult that worships him. There is literally no evidence that they are actual spawn of Aku. Stop forcing your headcanon as if it was fact you sperg.
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>>91976724
Um, I don't give a shit about what other utter crap Genndy has made, only Samurai Jack. Sorry to disappoint you, anon.
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>>91976724
>comparing a jedi master to a 90lb woman

we're reaching levels of autism that shouldn't even be possible
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>>91975849

Ah yes, I see you're a man of fine taste like the rest of us.
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>>91976592
Because its going down the shatters,
The first three episodes were golden, the 4th meh. BUT 5 TO 7TH ARE TERRIBLE. That is what all the drama is. The series is getting worse with every new episode.
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>>91975849
This is the unfortunate truth that nobody wants to admit. This season started very, very strong, but it's losing focus the longer it goes on. And next week is some fucking hallway chaser episode? Fucking really, Genndy?
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>>91975919
Jack wouldn't have gotten anywhere if Ashi hadn't been there. He would have either killed himself or Aku would have found out that he was missing the sword thanks to Scaramouche and that would have been it. Ashi is the one who got Jack to start moving out of his depression.
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>>91976724
>on his own, when he's clearly using the force throughout that entire fight and started that fight with his lightsaber
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>>91975820
They haven't fugged yet
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>>91976783
the show would be much stronger without Ashi. People havent waited 14 years to find out what happened to the daughters of aku, they cant to see Jack finish his quest. Every moment with ashi is filler in my books
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>>91976805
they came to see jack finish his quest* oops
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>>91976783
You could've written this entire plot without Ashi and Jack was in situations like this before WITH his sword and he pulled himself out. This season should've been Jack coming to terms that he cannot go back to the past, not development for ashi. This would even be somewhat excusable if she was going to be a love interest, but clearly it's being set up that she takes the mantle.
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>>91976805
How would it have been stronger? Jack's been doing the same thing for 50 years. Ashi was the extra weight to destabilize the status quo he had cornered himself into.
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>>91976201
>fat ameritard
>thinks his opinion matters
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>>91976840
holy shit im not talking about the plotline, you fucking AUTIST. I'm talking about the concept of a 5th season in general. People wanted Jack, nobody asked for asspull female power fantasy waifubait. Stop defending Genndy so blindly.
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>>91976775
I'm sorry you feel that way
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>>91976837
No, Jack has NEVER been in a situation like the one presented here. No sword, to portal back home. He's never been so incredibly fucked; there was no way he'd be able to get around this like he used to in the first seasons.
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>>91976860
And I think you fucking AUTIST, can't accept anything new or different. People wanted Jack? We got Jack, we've gotten so much Jack. And I still stand by my point; there was no way to write the season as it was presented without a co-protagonist for Jack to balance back on.
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>>91976860
>female power fantasy
come on now, being upset is no excuse to being dumb
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>>91976867
>Never been in a situation like this before
Confirmed for never watching the original series. There was literally an episode when he completely gave up and got reminded of his destiny. MANY times when he was fucked but found a way.

Hell he even says it in season 5, this should've been him trying to get to terms, perhaps meeting all those he helped. There was MANY WAYS this could've been done. Ashi did not need to be here at ALL.

>>91976852
>.t Dumb White guy with yellow fever
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>>91976916
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>>91976902
>there was no way to write the show without poochie ashi even though you can write literally infinite versions of season 5

You are so fucking stupid.

>>91976927
What else do you call a 90lb woman punching an army of orcs to death? Jack is a male power fantasy btw, just in case you didnt know. But we had 4 seasons to get to know him, his name is in the title of the show. Ashi is forced.
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>>91975820
Some people are mad that the ending to Jack's story heavily involves a character that was only newly introduced, and that the show has shifted from Jack being a Mad Max figure who just wanders around aimlessly helping people to a more character-driven story with actual supporting characters. In that sense the season is disappointing to some viewers because a large chunk of time is being used to established and develop something they don't care about, and when they've been waiting for this finale for over a decade that's a problem. It helps that the character is blatantly being set up as a romantic interest and has waifu qualities, making her shitposting bait too.

But Ashi is both a good character and a necessary character. As a traveling companion she gives Jack someone to actually interact with, which is useful in this season since otherwise we'd just have 7 episodes of Jack arguing with his hallucinations whenever dialogue was needed. As a new girl she offers a good excuse to do exposition and recapping, not just for the timeskip but for new viewers and viewers who haven't watched the original since they were children. Her journey is a darker parallel of Jack's own journey, so she has good chemistry with him and it makes it believable that they'd find some stability through each other. Episode 6 was fantastic and had tons of nice nods to the older show, and wouldn't exist without her since it requires a character who can view Jack as a mysterious stranger.

The show does have some pacing problems, notably the last one, which might not have been as bad had they stuck to simply Jack's story and not juggled two at once. But what she brings to the show is excellent and I'd argue the season is a lot stronger for it, so the trade-off is worthwhile. Not to mention some elements were always going to be rushed regardless since they have to wrap this whole series up in 10 episodes, had they been given 2 or 3 more this would have been a non-issue.
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>>91976837
The season has been entirely about how Jack felt the quest useless, all hope lost. Ashi is the embodiment of what Jack actually was. He's hope. Through his efforts, enemies became friends, friends became allies, and even someone like the Scotsman can grow an army to fight Aku. All because of Jack.

Ashi is a character closest to Aku's influence with the small glimmer of hope in her unable to be snuffed out. It's due to Jack that she is able to shed that influence over her life.

Could the message have been made a different way? Sure. But the way they're doing it is perfectly fine.
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>>91976916
much better imo
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>>91976959
This post is exhibit A in don't trust pretty writing to actually have good arguments.
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>>91976778
>. This season started very, very strong, but it's losing focus the longer it goes
This season has been nothing but awesome. this is pure Samurai Jack.
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>>91976860
People wanted a conclusion and they're getting, man. From the original creator too.

If it was a different person heading the operation, there would be issued, but this is what the creator wanted as the conclusion.
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>>91976944
>Confirmed for never watching the original series. There was literally an episode when he completely gave up and got reminded of his destiny. MANY times when he was fucked but found a way.
I've watched the series several times, dipshit.
Jack and the Monks, I remember it pretty well. And should I remind you that he wasn't going after a portal in that particular episode. He was climbing a mountain for the sake of climbing a fucking mountain. There was no portal nor nothing up there, just for the satisfaction of accomplishment because Jack had just lost another time portal at the very beginning of the episode.
He still had the sword, he still had other portals to seek. The whole conflict of that episode was Jack using the top of the mountain as a way to cope with failure and remind himself that he could still succeed in his mission.
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>>91977000
>pure samurai jack
>last two episodes have been mostly ashi

ok

>>91977011
wtf I love the star wars prequels now because the creator of star wars wrote and directed them
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>>91976996

Still better than your one-line rebuttal, bro.
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>>91977011
>this is what the creator wanted as the conclusion.
confirmed for being a LOKfag
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>>91976952
50 years of hopelessness and failure was the idea Genndy was trying to get across. The idea that Jack had failed his mission for a very long time, that Jack had given up.
What would you have preferred then? What did you want to make this acceptable?
Him just waking up one day and saying
>You know what? Time to get my shit together and kill Aku
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>>91976959
>It helps that the character is blatantly being set up as a romantic interest
There is no romance, where the fuck are people getting this from?
>>91977022
I remember the episode retard. The whole point of me bringing up is that season 5 should've been like this episode. Him coming to terms, realizing that there is still a way and the people he's helped.

Not episodes dedicated to samurai ashi.
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>>91977027
The first and third paragraphs are useless fluff, mostly filled with /co/ insults. The second basically says "Ashi is a good character because she is a good character and there is no other possibility".
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>>91975820

>Character who isn't Jack gets screen time
>Purists shit themselves because NOT MUH
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>>91977055
>You know what? Time to get my shit together and kill Aku
This would have been SO much better than what we got.
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>>91977055
Anything but ashi being shoehorned in as the poochie of samurai jack
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What did they mean by this?
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>>91977058
>I remember the episode retard. The whole point of me bringing up is that season 5 should've been like this episode. Him coming to terms, realizing that there is still a way and the people he's helped.
You clearly didn't if you think that the events in that episode are in any way comparable to the magnitude of shit that Jack has been going though before and after the begining of season 5.

He went to the extreme. No matter who he's helped, they and their children will forever be under Aku's rule because he failed. Him saving people was just him doing what he felt was right, not his mission. His mission was going back to the past. He let go many chances in order to help people but there was still another portal. There are none anymore so everyone he's helped are as good as dead with Aku still around.
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>>91977080
Sure, not rushed or pulled out of an ass for the plot's convenience. Just get straight to the point, who cares about the journey?
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>>91976916
actually not bad
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>>91977080
No, it wouldn't. Jesus Christ.
>>91977083
The sad thing is, if the Scotsman was the one trying to instill the hope in Jack again and get his shit together, the Scotsman would be the Poochie, and people would probably be okay with it.

I know I would, but the point remains. Jack in a continuous story needs a support. He's too silent a protagonist.
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>>91977133
youre trying so hard to defend ashi's forced inclusion dude. she's becoming annoying, just deal with it
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>>91977083
I don't think you know what those words means. In which ways is Ashi a poochie or even shoehorned?
If she appeared out of thin air I'd concede that, but we got time to develop her backstory.
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>>91977108
>but there was still another portal. There are none anymore
This should never have happened. Genndy chose to go down the shit writing route, and it shows.
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>>91977155
Annoying to you, you mean. I personally think she's served her role appropriately and is a valuable character.
What do you consider forced anyway? Was the Scotsman's forced? Were the dogs forced?
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>>91977108
>His mission was going back to the past.

And he failed. This season should've been him coming to terms with that and slowly getting his shit together to at least kill aku and protect the future. this is not a hard concept to understand. Jack has always demonstrated strong willpower, this season should've been him getting it back like he did before. The whole 50 year bullshit thing was literally written with ashi in mind. You cannot sit here and claim that adding a new OC waifubait character was the only way to do this
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If Ashi was a dude nobody would be complaining
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>>91977152
wtf the scotsman isn't poochie because he wouldn't have come out of fucking nowhere and then been 1/2 of the show. if the scotsman was the one to shake jack out of his misery then this show would be absolute, pure kino.

>>91977157
>made up for season 5
>has had more screentime and action scenes than jack in the last 2 episodes
>trying really hard to make her seem cool

She is the poochie of samurai jack. I hope she dies on her way back to her home planet.
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>>91975820

Everyone hates new things. That's why.
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>>91977189
Well, at least the strength thing might actually make sense then, especially if the dude were buff.
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>>91977168
Oh well, if you were so aware of what a shit writing route that was from the beginning (because that was no secret, they mentioned there'd be no portals in several occasions) why did you bother watching it?
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>>91977189
Wrong.
It doesn't matter if she was a robot, dog or chicken
The character is bad
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>>91976916
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>>91977155
>ugh, just agree with me you waifufag
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>>91977201
No even if it was dude the strength wouldn't have made sense but it's Samurai Jack it's not supposed to make sense
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>>91977189
Wrong. If a character taking up half the show alongside jack were a previously established, fan favourite character, like the scotsman, nobody would have a problem. Ashi, a character that was created for this season, is taking up too much time in thia last season of a show people have waited 14 years for. that is the problem people have. Stop trying to misrepresent others' because you can't handle different opinions.
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those poor rams ;_;
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>>91977192
A character made for a new season? Unheard of.
So, introducing new characters is a big no-no in any form of fiction? Gotcha.
And it's not like Jack occupied all the screen time in every episode.
Was the Scotsman a poochie too? He had a two parter dedicated to himself and sharing the same traits you've accused Ashi of having.
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>>91977218
your mum is bad
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>>91977202
For the same reason I watched LOK: I want to see the original vision to be able to point and laugh at it
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>>91977189
The show is called samurai jack not leaf-clad ashi. people want jack>>91977250
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>>91977236
I should have said, made MORE sense. Realism is a scale, not a state.
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>>91977218
All the character has done is lose to jack multiple times, change sides for fairly compelling reasons, meet some characters from the old series, and fight an army of orcs. I genuinely don't understand why people have such a problem with her
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>>91977245
It's a really dumb fucking opinion
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>>91975820
Just watching Jashi crash and burn makes me happy.
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>>91977250
strawman argument. into the trash it goes
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>>91977218
Your point is kinda lost when the majority of issues with her seem to be "girl power lol".
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>>91976959
>given
Tartakovsky and crew only had time for 10 episodes, he was literally between projects and was storyboarding the last episode right when he started working on Hotel Transylvania 3.

I think maybe a better solution would be to get Ashi out of the picture straight after she attacks Jack (he ties her up and leaves her in the snow), then we have three episodes that are split between Jack doing soul-searching and making tea, and Ashi learning the truth about Aku.At the fourth episode and refuses to leave him, which he reluctantly accepts. They bond over episode 8, and fight Aku in episodes 9 and 10.

But, you know, we got what we got.
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>>91977245
>half the show
If you're going to shitpost at least bother to actually watch it anon
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>>91977292
"seem to be" weasel words, into the trash
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>>91977256
Well then, I can respect that your source of entertainment is looking for series you already know you are going to despise for kicks. It's fucking dumb, but I respect it. I don't think either of us can get anything else out of this conversation, so I'll see myself out.
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>>91977277
It's because she's female, that's really it.
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>>91977292
not all of us are sperging out because she's a girl.
I don't care about that.
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>>91977306
>At the fourth episode and
At the fourth episode she tracks down Jack and
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>>91977287
>>91977312
so this is what you've been reduced to?
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>>91977265
Didn't you get Jack? I'm pretty sure Jack has appeared in every episode.
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>>91977277
>>91977326
But I love women and Ashi.
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>>91977317
That's my source of entertainment for modern stuff, really. Older stuff I can enjoy unironically... mostly.
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>>91977341
And every single thing Ashi does is related to Jack
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>>91977309
>implying ashi isn't half the fucking show at this point

3/10 for getting me to respond

>>91977326
fyi that's as a legitimate reason as any other. You cant autistically dissect someones opinion and tell people they're incorrect.

>>91977341
>tune into samurai jack
>half the show is some new OC overpowered character with a half-baked redemption arc
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>>91977265
And they're getting Jack, dude. He is the central focus on the story. When he's not there, the characters are going "where's Jack?".

Honestly, a girl character being so influenced by a male character is usually derided but people seem okay with that aspect.
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What is this look supposed to be
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>>91975820
5 episodes into Toonami and Chill and she gives you this look

I'm Sorry
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>>91977276
So you would be completely fine with Ashi if she was dude is what you're saying. r9k is waiting for you anon
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>>91977356
Whatever tickles your bone man. I'm not going to judge. Have fun.
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>>91977368
>fyi that's as a legitimate reason as any other

No it isn't
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>>91977368
You can keep saying Ashi is half the show all you want anon but that doesn't make it true
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>>91977389
folks are sick of having overpowered female power fantasies shoe-horned into every aspect of entertainment media from films to video games to comics to cartoons. It's a gimmick at this point and totally overblown.
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>>91977276
>talking about realism
>in chapter 57 of fukin samurai jack
autism is a spectrum and you're in the far end of it
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>>91977382
So if I recognize strength differences between the sexes I'm automatically from /r9k/? Whatever floats your boat, anon.
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>>91975820
They don´t have the balance.
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>>91977409
You're just making this worse for yourself
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>>91977276
But it makes complete sense in the context of the show

Shows adhering to our reality =/= making more sense
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>>91977409
I would agree with you is she was stronger than Jack but she isn't. She's lost to him multiple times and fighting an army of orcs would be something that 90% of the shows characters could easily accomplish
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>>91977368
>tune into samurai jack
>half the show is some new OC overpowered character with a half-baked redemption arc

Jack was an OC as well too. Every character is. Did you even stop to think what that term means?
Her redemption arc is a bit more subjective. I liked it alright. I won't deny that I would have liked seeing it last longer if there had been more episodes for for what we've got it's decent.
She's OP in the same way Jack is OP. Still, Jack could beat her any day so I'm not really complaining about it. Her charging into the army was pretty dumb and it could have been handle different, but the fight scene, exaggerated as it was, was still pretty fun.
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>>91977277
That's not the problem with Ashi.

The problem is that she is break in the logic of the setting.

If the Scotsman's wife did that nobody would care cause she looks and feels like she could do that, while Ashi does not look like or feel like a brawer. Heck even Jack could never pull that shut.
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>>91976916
pls do more
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>>91977473
>Heck even Jack could never pull that shut.
You know he could. Those orks weren't the pinnacle of competence.
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>>91977416
Putting aside the debate of the sexes, it's a fantasy realm full of both monsters, superpowers, robots, and gods.

A woman beating up hundreds of mooks is small time compared to most of the shit in the series.
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>>91977473
>If the Scotsman's wife did that nobody would care
I, for one, hated the second Scotsman episode, and not just for that reason either. It was part of season 2, which is a blight on the whole series.
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>>91977473
>even Jack could never pull that shit
What the fuck are you talking about of course he could
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>>91977443
I'm just telling you how the world is, dude. Comic book and vidya that have wimmin characters tend to lose money, and action movies with female protags flop at the box office unless they're shoe-horned into massive franchises like fast and the furious or star wars. Sorry bud.

>>91977451
She punches an army to death. She's overpowered and that scene was silly.

>>91977466
Jack's name is in the title of the show. Ashi's isn't.
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>>91977306
sauce on webm?
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>>91977409
>female power fantasy
cool, so we're ignoring how she lost a 6v1 against jack and spent the entirety of chapter 4 being manhandled and having the dogma punned out of her?
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>>91977371
>shiggy ashi
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>>91977518
>and that scene was silly
The whole show is silly so if that's a problem go watch something else
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>>91977473
Jack is the literal body type of someone who shouldn't be able to accomplish the things he does. That's part of the point. A single samurai defeating an army and a demon.
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>>91977306
>he was literally between projects and was storyboarding the last episode right when he started working on Hotel Transylvania 3.
Fuck, well that explains the quality drop then. Sigh
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>>91977528
>cant win in a 6v1
>can win in a 1v1000

really has my noggin joggin friend youre right she's not forced at all
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>>91977559
Are you actually autistic anon? It's okay you have nothing to hide
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>>91977552
I think this ep was the best one in a while actually. Could have used less Orks and more of the High Priestess however.

>>91977518
There's definitely a problem with forced diversity lately but not in this case. Ashi is a character with her own flaws and development that compliments Jack.
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>>91977559
You're just proving how much more powerful and skilled Jack is. He would have no problem against the stuff she has faced.
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>>91977600
I don't think that's what those numbers indicate, anon
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>>91977613
That's exactly what those numbers indicate anon
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>>91977062
>The first and third paragraphs are useless fluff, mostly filled with /co/ insults.
Original poster here.

Was I wrong about the first paragraph? Virtually every complaint I've seen about Ashi that wasn't worthless "she's a Mary Sue and overpowered" bullshit come down to how she's been eating screen time. It's the crux of the argument against her inclusion in the final season, since it takes time away from the main character.

My argument is less about Ashi being an interesting character on her own and more about how she's mostly being used to recontextualize Jack. All her dedicated episodes revolve around him, his exploits, his past and what he's brought to Aku's world. She's there so the audience can see Jack's development through the perspective of another character while he was deep into suicidal depression and had given up on his journey. She fulfills that role perfectly well, and it's hardly taking away from Jack's story when her narrative purpose is to elaborate on Jack's story.

The Scotsman couldn't do it, he's already good pals with Jack. Random villagers he's helped like the emoji dog girl couldn't do it, it had to be someone who didn't initially see Jack as a hero for his redemption speech to have any weight.

I'm sorry if my posts come off as shallow. I only watched through the show this Friday so I'm still developing my thoughts on it.
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>>91977559
Wow, you're right, that's so weird. This would only make logical sense if Jack was stronger than her, and had handled tons of situations like that in the past.

Too bad that's never happened
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>>91977502
Still we see that the MF Samurai Jack needs to prepare if he will be going against a army and would need the proper tools, while Ashi goes Chuck Noris and beats an army and her Assassin mother without taking even a hit. Compare her moment to the very first episode.
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>>91977559
I choose to believe people on here choose to argue for the sake of it, because if you think mooks are on the same level as Jack, much less any important enemy to any given character, then....
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>>91977371
Does anyone else think Old!Jack looks so fucking off here with the whole setting? I would have rather the gods fix him up like pic related.
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>>91977518
>Jack's name is in the title of the show. Ashi's isn't.
Not really a good argument. That's like saying Harry Potter should only be abou Harry Potter because he's the title character or that Sym Bionic Titan should only be about the titan itself, or that Courage the Cowardly Dog should only be about Courage. Your argument is pretty weak.
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>>91977559
>train all your life to kill the most dangerous man in the world
>turns out it wasn't enough
>training hasn't magically dissapeared when you face an army of scrubs only meant to distract you from the real threat
makes sens to me
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>>91977624
You're exactly right, too bad it's falling on deaf ears.
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>>91977559
It means:
Ashi > Sisters > a million orc mooks
Jack > Ashi+Sisters
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>>91976061
Jack is physically weaker than a lot of the enemies he steamrolled through.
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>>91977627
Those orks posed a much lesser threat than the beetle drones. They were dumb, poorly armed and relied on numbers. The drones were much more dangerous.
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>>91977626
Im talking about Ashi, dipshit. Her and her 6 other sisters couldn't kill the one human male they were trained their whole lives to kill, but Ashi can dispose of an army 1000 strong with her bare fists and not even have battle damage. It's pathetically inconsistent
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>>91977624
agreed
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>people complaining about a mini-series that devoted an entire episode to the history of Jack as a series and how he's influenced the world around him in-universe to the point of becoming a legend

Jack was always a one-dimensional pulp character, the "deepest" the show ever got into his character was some fairly conventional "Confront your internal darkness" reflection stuff. Beyond that he incredibly one-dimensional, even with the (welcome)darkness the mini-series has pulled out for the final arc Jack can't support the kind of internal arc some of /co/ wants.

You might as well complain about Kino's Journey or Mad Max not focusing on their leads enough. These kind of "travelogue" stories always have intentionally simple leads to better show off the stories of the week.

Jack on his own can't support 10 episodes of reflection on his own, that's just not the character that was created. If it wasn't Ashi it would have have been someone else, or two episodes devoted to his internal arc and a bunch of one-offs until the finale.

Also this whole season has been sucking Jack's dick about how important and awesome and influential he is.
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>>91977677
Jack is the most powerful man in the world though. It's as far fetched as any other story about a single man or woman battling an entire army on their own, but nothing out of the ordinary along those terms.
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>>91977677
>army is shown to be dumb and unfocused
>"omg why does a trained warrior slaughter them???"
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>>91977677
>it's pathetically inconsistent
You're one of those guys that started the new season without watching the originals aren't you?
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>>91977677
You completely missed the point again. I'll spell it out for you:

You're comparing Jack, possibly the strongest human in the world, to an army of retarded orcs.
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>>91977643
>or that Courage the Cowardly Dog should only be about Courage.
It pretty much was though, and it's one of the best cartoons of all time partly for that.
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>>91977690
Nah man, Jack is a pretty well established three dimensional character. He gets angry, he can have fun, he enjoys jokes, he's got a serious and honorable approach but still has flaws such his his honor getting the better of him.
Just because he is mainly a good person doesn't make him one dimensional.
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>>91977677
you're fucking dumb, still I wish the orcs had landed a few hits on ashi because the show relects that as clothing damage
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>>91977699
>>91977703
>>91977713
If the idea of a woman punching an army of orcs to death without getting damaged at all doesn't sound ridiculous to you then we just come from two completely different schools of thought.
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>>91977715
But Courage was more about the monsters and villains than it was about Courage though
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>>91976076
This scene was truly awful.

At least when Jack fought armies he'd have to rely on some kind of traps or help from an ally, watching her literally bulldoze through them barehanded was embarrassing.
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>>91977715
Except it devoted a lot of time to Muriel and Eustache, nearly as much as Coruage.
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>>91977738

>If the idea of a woman punching an army of orcs to death without getting damaged at all doesn't sound ridiculous to you then we just come from two completely different schools of thought.

>in a show where putting boulders on your back will eventually give you the power to jump tall buildings in a single bound
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>>91977738
It is ridiculous, but I don't let it bother me that much because that's the thing we've grown accustomed to seeing in this show. Just look at the Scotsman's wife.
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>>91977738
If Jack can do it, and she was trained to match Jack as close as possible, then she could do it.

And we know Jack can do it.
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>>91977741
Wrong, he's mowed down tons of armies like nothing
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>>91977776
This. The entire concept of Jump Good is fucking ludicrous but I've never seen anyone whining about it.
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>people are literally defending a tiny Asian girl being able to push off an entire army of armored orcs down a mountain straight out of looney toons

You can't make this shit up
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>>91977782
I personally don't remember any where he didn't heavily rely on weapons or his environment, can you name a few? Not being a dick I just literally don't recall that ever happening.

At the very least I don't think he ever did it barehanded.
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>>91975820
This episode sucked
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>>91977801
Jack_facegrinding_down_a_mountain.gif

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>>91977777
He has spoken....
Jesus I feel like there is just a group of bitter /co/mrades on here who just don't like diddle squat and shit on everything. I am loving this season and drinking your bitter tears anons.
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>>91976916
fuck you i like the new one better
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>>91977777
again, that scene was played for laughs. This one wasn't, which made it cringy and embarrassing
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>>91977738
you make it seem like you come from the home school of thought
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>>91977738
its about as ridiculous as a samurai who wields a sword forged by gods sent to the future by a sentient evil
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>>91977559
Anon, why are you so fucking stupid?
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>>91977845
>le homeschooling is bad meme
this is next level zoggery
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>>91977739
Just like Jack in the original seasons really, which is all we ever wanted for season 5. But we got Ashi instead.
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>>91977844
>This one wasn't, which made it cringy and embarrassing

Why do you keep saying this? Did you see those Orcs? The only serious part was how dedicated Ashi is to defending Jack. That's all the audience needs to take away.
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>>91977738
>doesn't sound ridiculous to you
Way to move the goalposts from "pathetically inconsistent" to just "ridiculous".

And you've probably never watched the show if you expected anything other than ridiculous from Samurai Jack.
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>>91977820
>Male character does obviously unrealistic and dumb shit
>Eh, it's okay, it's just a cartoon
>Female character does obviously unrealistic and dumb shit
>Wow I can't believe this doesn't Genndy know that females are weaker than males
/co/ - Comics and Autism
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>>91977844
It wasn't played for drama either. It was Ashi going up against an entire army. Genndy probably thought that premise alone gave him free rein to go as over the top as possible. If he went to far, that depends on your perspective. I personally think that that particular part of the fight was too far fetched and kind of dumb, but I don't really allow it to bother me as much nor ruin the entire scene for me.
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>>91977776
the problem is not that she is a woman. if she was serbian or maybe from rougher parts of russia, then maybe she could do something like that. But she is asian, and asians females are weak.
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>>91977754
Not at all, Courage always carried the episode even when there was some focus on either of them.
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>>91977885
Were we supposed to see ashi in a comedic light as she disposed of those orcs in a brutal and bloody manner? If so, that's just awfully confusing execution.

>>91977890
It's both pathetically inconsistent and ridiculous

>>91977898
it doesnt ruin the show for me, it ruins ashi for me
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>>91977903
ALL females are weak, anon. Don't fall for /co/mblr memes.
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>>91977908
Most situations were started by someone other than Courage though. He reacting to other people's actions more than carrying out his own.
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>>91977897
It's just one autist triggered by Ashi.
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>>91977897
Right?

Especially since one of the reasons why Genndy likes the medium is it lets you do unrealistic damage and feats of strength.
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>>91977897
>smaller than jack
>somehow stronger than him

kys retard
if one of scotsman's daughters nobody would have minded
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>>91977926
Tell that to your mom
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Anyone have that gif where Jack nuts on the Sister's face and then bolts away?
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>>91977897
>Male character does obviously unrealistic and dumb shit
Pretty Cool.
>>Female character does obviously unrealistic and dumb shit
Pretty Cool.
>brand new unnecessary Hamfisted character
does obviously unrealistic and dumb shit
Full retard
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>>91977918
>it doesnt ruin the show for me, it ruins ashi for me
That's kind of petty. It's a three second long sequence that could easily be edited out; I don't see how that could ruin her entire character.
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>>91977939
This is true, but I'm saying he was always the star of the show. Just like Jack until this latest season.
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>>91977959
>somehow stronger than him
Yeah that's why she got rekt by him despite having 5 of her siblings back her up right?
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>>91977959
Jack is smaller than he Scotsman and somehow was able to beat him in a pulse.
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>>91977959
They're not stronger than jack though
When he started fighting for real he fucking destroyed them
>>91977988
This
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>>91977967
>brand new unnecessary Hamfisted character

Don't talk shit about Scotsman
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>>91977959
>if one of scotsman's daughters nobody would have minded
I would have, but then again I found the Scotsman's wife annoying too.
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>>91977968
Because it looked silly and made her character look silly for doing things that look silly. If you dont agree you dont agree but I dont have to like things that you like
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>>91977967
sick opinion, brah!
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>>91977959
>somehow stronger than him

Which show are you watching? Maybe that's the problem, I've been explaining Samurai Jack.
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>>91976916
That is terrifyingly accurate
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>>91977967
>>brand new unnecessary Hamfisted character
Just because you don't like her doesn't make her hamfisted.
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>>91977926
yeah have not met an angry serbian woman then. I have seen my aunt throw a pig at my uncle so hard she brok e7 of his ribs and put him in hospital for 3 months. Granted he was a bit drunk, but still she lifted a pig and threw it at least 6m
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>>91977967
>Good opinions
Pretty Cool.
>Bad opinions
Full retard.
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>>91975820
She will fuck jack.

That means all their head canon fujoshit will be sunk and that jack will have officially gotten laid more often that them
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>>91976300
aku's discovery about ashi?
do you think they are named the daughters of aku just because muh aesthetics?
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>>91977978
>Just like Jack until this latest season.
But Jack still is the star of the show, anon. The entire conflict revolves aroundhim, even Ahsi's character.
Ashi is merely tagging along him; without Jack Ashi would be at a loss at what to do.
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>>91978040
Yes. they're a cult that worships aku and has never met him, mother mentions that herself in ep 1 you retard
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>>91978026
>My Opinion
Pretty Cool
>Your Opinion
Into the Trash

>>91978033
Jashi is pretty much not happening my friend
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>>91978040
More likely she's Jack's daughter or pregnant. Her being Aku's daughter would be utterly fucking retarded given they've shown her and her sisters thus far as simply being strong humans.
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>>91976350
holy fuck this kid could open a burger shop
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>>91978005
Didn't say I liked it, in fact, I could have gone without the scene. I didn't really liked it at all. But I still tolerate it and accepted it as something dumb that happened.
Nowhere near enough to get me to dislike a character I've really come to enjoy.
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>>91978040
It's going to be that she's close to jack, meaning he can use her to get to him.
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Doesn't the synopsis for the next episode mention their "relationship taking a turn"?
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>>91976733
they are naked and pull out weapons out of nowhere, please explain
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>>91977559
Do yourself a favor and look up the Law of Diminishing Ninjas
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>>91978110
he's gonna turn that hoe ON
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>>91978114
Phil said it was something about the magic imbued in their skin outfits.
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>>91978133
It's law of conservation of ninjutso
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>>91977371
>I, ashi, will steal the spotlight of the next episode yet again!
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>>91975988
neither is ashi
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>>91978177
It's gonna be awesome
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>>91978114
Skin tight holsters painted pitch black around their bodies.

Or their crotches.

Wich ever is more likely to spawn porn
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If a SINGLE character causes this much discord and retarded bickering on /co/, wouldn't that serve as reasonable evidence for said character to be poorly written?
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>>91978204
you sure anon? her mother is pretty much a fucking demon (transformed her hands in ultra claws)
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>>91976188
this is my only issue with the scene is that she fights them with her fists which looks goofy as fuck in the scenes where she is just literally mowing them down

also grass dress is ugly as fuck
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>>91977820
UNDERRATED
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>>91976916
>wah muh artistic integrity over the course of 10 (ten) years
Aku had the same differences too

Someone did this for the nostalgia episode?
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>>91978263

>If a SINGLE character causes this much discord and retarded bickering on /co/, wouldn't that serve as reasonable evidence for said character to be poorly written?

Not if the character is a woman.
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>>91978263
>taking anything /co/ thinks seriously
>EVER
ISHYGDDT
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>>91977371
>Can't wait to take over this show and have it focus on ME

Is Ashi a modern feminist?
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>>91978263
Anything big and noteworthy has a lot of discord and retarded bickering on /co/.

Ashi is the centerpiece of the new season so all the usual bullshit is focused on her.
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>>91978298
>You can't criticize female characters
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>>91978263
I'd more say it's evidence of her lacking a penis.
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>>91978235
And we will feed of the salt that it will generate.

Someone will one day make a fan fic of jackxashi cucking the fan base. I will be glorious
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>>91975820
Because it is CalArts cancer
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>>91975849
The writing was never good. Get your nostalgia goggles off and your head of of your ass. The directing, filmography and fight choreography were the only things that made the show good.
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>>91978333
>Pulling the '/co/ hates all females' bullshit
Dumbass
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>>91978327
This is literally what every board other than /pol/ and /r9k/ believes.

And that's why they're the only decent boards left.
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>>91978263
Everyone is literally envy she will get it going on with jack.

The only mistake ashi did was not having more awesome training scenes and breaking the cliche of samurai jack always being alone
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>>91977959
>>somehow stronger than him

Have you watched any episodes in the new season?
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>>91978327

You absolutely can.

But if you're going to sit here and try and argue that /co/ complaining about literally every major female character ever made is either a gigantic coincidence or somehow a genuine measure of criticism then you're a retard.

Claiming that /co/ is objective about quality in characters regardless of gender is absurd.
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Ashi is fucking boring. There is no personality present to warrant the amount of screentime she gets.

Unless it's a flashback scene expounding on the cruelty of her childhood, it's such a drag to watch her.
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I feel like the people bitching about this episode haven't even watched the first 4 seasons. That's how it's always been. The only thing that bothers me a bit is the blood. Yeah, we get it, you are no longer restricted by the age rating. Doesn't mean you have to spill blood every episode.
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>>91978327
because /co/ is known for its rational critique on female characters, right?
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>>91978374
that's not true, some boards besides /pol/ and /r9k/ can get pretty shitty
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>>91976021
duh. women can't do ANYTHING EVER right
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>>91978382
Yeah, I watched the second episode when ONE daughter was enough to nearly kill him.

Face it, the third episode was a massive outlier.
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>>91978263
>Start a bunch of bullshit about nothing
>"Look at all this bullshit that's happening! Surely that must be proof that nothing is actually something."
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>>91976350
Admit it, you just hate women because you are so ugly and your dick is so tiny, that no woman will ever want to fuck you
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>>91975820
Because now Jack has a very real chance of getting laid, and /co/ can no longer relate to the lonely failure Jack.
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Accept it /co/
the only reason you hate her is because she is a strong independent woman and you are a weak men who still lives with your parents, she's the opposite of you and that triggers your autism, she's strong, she's beautiful, she's a woman, you are weak, ugly and a man
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>>91978404
She's really fucking flat.
We have seen very scarce amounts of what would make Ashi actually interesting and her own person, and not just some tool for Jacks character and plot. Her redemption shenanigans was just too quick to have any believability and impact.

I'd say the ten episode limit is what's sadly dragging the shows pacing down.
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>>91978472
>>91978529
>You are anons #12347 and #12348 to post this. Calm your tits, your false flagging doesn't work anymore anyways.
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>>91975820
>That moment when your favourite cartoon comes out and the hipster saying that it wasn't as good as before that plaguing the thread.
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>>91978558
Fucking exactly, though I actually wouldn't mind her being a tool for Jack's development as long as her screentime was greatly limited.
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Ashi was only bad when she was still brainwashed and her only line was "FOOLISH SAMURAI". She's fine now. /co/ is just full of sexist, misogynistic bigot 10 year olds.
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>>91978374
>/pol/ and fucking /r9k/
>decent

I got a hearty chuckle out of that one holy shit
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>>91975820

Because I can imagine the scotsman taking out that orc army the way she did

But not her and not jack, there's no way she'd hit them and send like 5 flying from one punch like she's fucking whitebeard.
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>>91975820
only thing that really bothered me is that jack did nearly nothing in this episode, TEA? really?

still, ashi taking on an entire army is farfetched. she was trained to be an assassin, not a warrior and was freshly out of the ``academy``

jack was trained as a warrior, not an assassin, even if his target was only one being. also, he as been in total war since what? 60 years now? he knows mass battle.

for ashi`s mom, she is not dead, falls are the least lethal thing in cartoon
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>>91978426
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>>91978367
Not all females, just the ones without a penis.
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>>91978599
I wouldn't mind Jack getting a buddy so he's not alone anymore and has someone to have interactions with, but ATLEAST make her fucking interesting and have the buildup to say friendship be better paced.
She's such a non-character and, I'd really hate to say it, also obvious 'waifubait' that causes a even bigger sense of indifference to her character.

Genndy needed to give the show way more episodes if he ever dreamed of making Ashi a more engaging character then what we have at the moment.

TLDR More episodes to flesh out Ashis character would've been nice
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>>91978589
>stating the obvious is falseflaggin

OK
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>>91978792
so all
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>>91975849
This
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>>91978838

She's more fleshed out that any other ancillary character we've ever seen. You faggots are just on tilt because it's a vagina hanging out with Jack instead of a lazy ethnic stereotype.
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>>91978941
>She's more fleshed out that any other ancillary character we've ever seen.
The Scotsman is a far more rounded character... in the original series, that is. (His new portrayal is off)
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>>91978941
Blah blah blah, don't you have any other argument besides screaming about how /co/ doesn't like women or your waifu?

She may be more 'fleshed out' in comparison to the other characters, but she's pretty damn boring compared to them.
If she was more fun/interesting I wouldn't be complaining
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>>91979052

>The Scotsman is a far more rounded character

How?

>>91979055

>She may be more 'fleshed out' in comparison to the other characters, but she's pretty damn boring compared to them.

You're literally agreeing with me.
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>>91979103
But she's boring, that's bad
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>>91978838
>TLDR More episodes to flesh out Ashis character would've been nice
So, is she getting too much screentime or not enough? Because I've seen people hating her for these two exact reasons.
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>>91979142
Well, you caught me there
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>>91979142
The only winning move, anon, is not to play at all.

Meaning no Daughters of Aku.
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I feel the episode would have been a little better if they had cut out the high priestess, made the orcs tougher and ashi's part shorter, making brief cuts from jack's journey to show her fighting waves orcs in the bottleneck, slowly retreated up the mountain as she gradually gets overwhelmed by their numbers. The battle should have ended at the top of the mountain, with ashi collapsing from exhaustion or being knocked out and jack coming back with the sword and saving her at the last moment.

Also, ashi should have been more timid and afraid of the high priestess. Given that she tormented all her life, her mother should still have some sort of hold over her.

Finally, jack's victory over his self was too easy. It should have been more drawn out and maybe featured the other jacks. The gods' scene was also too quick, they should have at least said something about his journey or his father, or alternatively, leave the gods out and have one of their priests hand him the sword without saying anything.
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>>91978941
The show would be better paced if she wasn't hoggin up screentime. She served her purpose, she should be dead.
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>>91979191
>no daughters of aku
But isn't that what pushed the story? Wouldn't getting rid of them have had Jack kill himself much sooner?
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>>91978296
He did,his coat rack antlers were smaller
I was curious how it would look so I drew over
I like the new design allot tho don't get me wrong
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>>91979235
That whole plot was fucked up, but then so was the timeskip itself... argh, just flush this season down the drain and start over. That's my recommendation
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>>91979209
>I feel the episode would have been a little better if they had cut out the high priestess, made the orcs tougher and ashi's part shorter, making brief cuts from jack's journey to show her fighting waves orcs in the bottleneck, slowly retreated up the mountain as she gradually gets overwhelmed by their numbers. The battle should have ended at the top of the mountain, with ashi collapsing from exhaustion or being knocked out and jack coming back with the sword and saving her at the last moment.


This is what everyone wanted, but instead we got shit.
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>>91979235
Yep. They were the cataclysm for Jack's change; without a new enemy to challenge him both physically and emotionally Jack would have just kept wandering until he either killed himself or Aku found out about the sword and killed him himself.
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>>91979209
That would have been much better. Even Jack struggles facing armies and Ashi's mother could have been held later, not her traveling with a horde of orcs. Ashi is too much of a mary sue at this point.
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>>91979129

You find her boring. You don't like it. That's fine, but the cunt I was responding to claimed that she wasn't fleshed out. He's not the first one of you dumb fucks to pop in with some half-baked derision for the writing when all that's really changed is that Genndy introduced a grill y'all don't like.

>>91979217

She was a useful vehicle for exploring the setting in episode six. She provided the somehow-requisite fight scene in episode seven. How would you have done those episodes without her?
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>>91977102
hot mummy butt
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>>91979249
Okay, you're scaring me now. This is way too spot on
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>>91979259
Well, since we can't do that, I say we accept what we've got and try to make the best of it. And for what it is I am more than satisfied.
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>tfw going frame by frame in the Ashi fights to see if they snuck in some sort of crotch shot
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>>91979285

>They were the cataclysm for Jack's change

Catalyst, friend.
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>>91979249
wew,got more?
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>>91979351
Sorry, buddy. English is not my native language.
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>>91978649
>falls are the least lethal thing in cartoon
True but arrows through the spine are fairly lethal
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>>91979267
m8, shut up. I only said it could have been better, the battle we got was fine. The only bad thing about the episode was jack's resolution and the gods scene being to quick
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It's really bad when there are valid criticisms on Ashi's character but it's completely ignored because everyone who doesn't like ashi has a character must be sexist virgin neckbeard

There's no hope for any kind of real discussion when both sides are fling shit at each other.
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>>91979324
But I was that cunt
And you're STILL implying that people are upset over her because she's a g-g-g-g-girl, you dumb bitch?
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>>91979142
The problem is that there aren't enough episodes, so any pacing problem gets exponentially worse to bear. There should have been 15 episodes with more focus in each episode on any given topic.
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>>91979396
There are some legit criticism to make about Ashi, but most anons who hate her usually express it so badly that they sound like fucking morons. It doesn't help that people tend to exaggerate what they don't like.
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>>91979396
I thought you'd be used to it by now. It's one of the most obvious 4chan argument methods ever. Just greentext and argument nobody but obvious trolls have to verify that you are above the discussion.
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>>91979396
such is life. Maybe in a few months when everyone has calmed down.
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>>91979440
Yeah, you're right. Then again, Genndy refers to it as a very long movie, so perhaps if we watch them all in a row like an actual movie the pacing issues won't seem as bad. From a cinematic standpoint, the pacing is not really that rushed. From a serial standpoint however, yeah, they definitely could have used more episodes.
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>>91979249
Fixed it
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>>91977741
Ashi has Aku blood flowin through her veins. Its why she was able to move and hit like a beast.
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>>91979396
I fucking love Ashi and I wasn't thrilled with how OP she suddenly was. Although it did give me the thought that maybe she has some kind of superhuman aku related strength that gives her an edge
and maybe gives her jacks immortality thing so she and jack can be together for a meaningfully long time :)
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>>91978649
Do you know what a tea ceremony is, anon? It's pretty integral to Japanese culture

Also, the daughters of Aku were trained to always go on the offense. Taking out a bunch of mooks singlehandedly is NOT farfetched, cuz they're not Jack. Ashi is also shown to take a great deal of pain since childhood, so that helps. Jack managed to beat the daughters because 1.) they lack any defense, 2.) they're absolute shit at teamwork, 3.) he's Samurai fucking Jack. Anyone else would fall to their knees. Their overwhelming offense would decimate anyone else, but Jack, being who he is, could take them given prep time
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>>91979508
Oh yeah I forgot they did those back then
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>>91979577
>but Jack, being who he is, could take them given prep time
Who would win Batman or Jack, equal prep time
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>>91979523
OH Yeah.
But there is one problem with that. SHE WAS NEVER SHOWN BEFORE TO HAVE SOME extra human ability. For 5 epsidose she had lower or equall abilities to jack and now BANG! SHE GOES HULK SMASH, HULK BASH.
I would not care if she smashed the armies by ninjaing them to death, but going brute force when she was never shown to have its stupid....almost as much as my english.
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>watching one guy systematically ignore every dissenting post in multiple threads every day
>"n-nice strawman", "Not an argument XD"
>Same points getting refuted perfectly, back to back, in several threads over hundreds of posts
>lonely virgin faggot who is literally too blinded by his own contrarian impulse, distaste for women for not liking him, and actual real autism, to say anything different over literally hundreds of posts.
I know he's not the only one with complaints about the show, but you would honestly be better off just going Elliot Rodgers mode and shooting yourself. It's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Go back to posting about nihilism in /lit/ you fag lmao
Just die
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>>91979396
>valid criticisms
>i won't provide any, though lol
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>>91979338
>And for what it is I am more than satisfied.
Low standards must be fun.
>>91979351
I'd say "cataclysm" is much more appropriate here.
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>>91979635
Sword or no sword? Also where does this take place?
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>>91979396
FUCK YOU. ASHI IS LITERALLY PERFECT.
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>>91979673
Well, that's a given for being here
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>>91979396
>>91979449

The problem is that there really isn't "legit criticism" of Ashi, because she isn't the culprit of the writing shift. The writing shift is due to the story structure changing (i.e. moving from a status-quo episodic structure to a story arc). And while this change has obviously rubbed a lot of people the wrong way, it's a subtle and difficult thing to recognize or articulate feelings about.

So people hone in on the obvious, loud changes, and the easiest one is the new character. She couldn't have existed in the old structure, and nearly every valid complaint directed at her is resultant from her persistence in the story (i.e. if she died in episode three, she would be adored). The truth of the matter, is that all the beloved characters in Samurai Jack are painfully flat, and that kind of writing only works in the short episodic format where quickly announcing character traits works to your advantage and they don't stay on stage long enough to be recognized as completely flat.

Ashi isn't really what people don't like, but people do seem to have a problem with the new narrative structure and Ashi has become a lightning rod for that area of criticism.

>>91979423

I'm not implying shit, fuccboi. I'm clearly stating that, "you faggots are just on tilt because it's a vagina hanging out with Jack instead of a lazy ethnic stereotype."
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>>91979710
Okay, good one
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>>91979691
stop
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>>91979651
She did fall of a cliff and fought naked in the snow like it was nothing.
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>>91979651
I don't know about superhuman punching, but in episodes 1, 5, and 6 she was shown taking some SERIOUS damage and powering through to withstand getting her knuckles crushed(and using only that hand to propel herself 10 feet into the air), electrocuted with near lethal volts, and thrown into solid stone multiple times.

And this is kinda missable, but in episode 2 she is shown to be strong enough to utterly demolish a roughly 20 feet long area of stone with nothing but a blade on a chain.
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>>91979723
>I'm clearly stating that, "you faggots are just on tilt because it's a vagina hanging out with Jack
Then you're still wrong
>fuccboi
How's middle school going?
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>>91979577
>Do you know what a tea ceremony is, anon? It's pretty integral to Japanese culture
I was hoping Jack's father's spirit would be there to have tea with him and not an anonymous monk. Or maybe his mother, to mirror how she was the one to give him the sword back in the first episode.
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>>91979736
NO U
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>>91979763
His father failed his duty and probably didn't get the chance to commit seppuku. He ain't in the afterlife.
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>>91979736
Nigger, please tell me you're just pretending to be retarded by actually replying
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>>91979737
So did Leonardo DiCaprio....
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>>91979669
>Low standards must be fun.
I wouldn't call them that, but I am definitely having more fun with this season than all the autists throwing a fit in all these threads.
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>>91979723
This post was so good until that last line.
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>>91979723
>The problem is that there really isn't "legit criticism" of Ashi, because she isn't the culprit of the writing shift. The writing shift is due to the story structure changing (i.e. moving from a status-quo episodic structure to a story arc). And while this change has obviously rubbed a lot of people the wrong way, it's a subtle and difficult thing to recognize or articulate feelings about.
>So people hone in on the obvious, loud changes, and the easiest one is the new character. She couldn't have existed in the old structure, and nearly every valid complaint directed at her is resultant from her persistence in the story (i.e. if she died in episode three, she would be adored). The truth of the matter, is that all the beloved characters in Samurai Jack are painfully flat, and that kind of writing only works in the short episodic format where quickly announcing character traits works to your advantage and they don't stay on stage long enough to be recognized as completely flat.
>Ashi isn't really what people don't like, but people do seem to have a problem with the new narrative structure and Ashi has become a lightning rod for that area of criticism.
That does make a lot of sense; I hadn't thought of it like that.
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>>91979754

>How's middle school going?

I'm honestly intrigued. Why do you think "fuccboi" is a middle school thing?

>>91979796

I don't think we should exclude people from our conversation just because they're not prepared to contribute.
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>>91979763
Yeah, changing the character would've been more impactful. Still, the contrast between the violence and the serenity was well executed, showing Jack's newfound peace of mind
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It is yet to be seen and maybe I'm talking whack, but the next chapter should have been about Ashi's mother and the rest of the cult going after jack and ashi, maybe even the two remaining sisters (if they survived), and them being saved by the scotsdaughters near the end.
Anyway, here's hoping the xenomorphs are good
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>>91979782
4th part when?
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>>91979723
You should keep this as a copypasta but refrain from posting the last tangent again. You make a truly excellent point that is muddled by the petty remark at the end.
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>>91979673
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>>91979849
>two remaining sisters
Don't you mean just the one Jack tossed off? The other had her neck broken
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>>91979680
Final destination, no sword, no gadgets, no items, fox only
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>>91979782
FUCK YOU, CUNT
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>>91977306
Sauce
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>>91979888
Is jack willing to kill? If so he'd likely win.
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>>91979723
>>So people hone in on the obvious, loud changes, and the easiest one is the new character. She couldn't have existed in the old structure, and nearly every valid complaint directed at her is resultant from her persistence in the story (i.e. if she died in episode three, she would be adored). The truth of the matter, is that all the beloved characters in Samurai Jack are painfully flat, and that kind of writing only works in the short episodic format where quickly announcing character traits works to your advantage and they don't stay on stage long enough to be recognized as completely flat.


Good point anon, didn't think of it that way.
Yeah you're right, I've been comparing it alot to the original series, I admit I'm wrong then about ashi.

I think it will be better if I watch the episodes back to back when the show is over for a better opinion.
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>>91979879
right, forgot about that
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If this episode came out 10 years ago people wouldn't give a shit. SJWs ruined you.
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>>91980021
I would still think it was kinda lame
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>>91980021
>Jack and the Farting Dragon
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>>91980021
If this post was made 10 years ago, you would be 10 years older
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>>91980021
Since you were born 10 years ago, you wouldn't know shit
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>>91979375
i do agree that chest arrow is pretty bad but this is a high level villain, i dont think this would stop her.
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>>91979849
I actually want to see the naginata sister in her own mini-show. Like, she wakes up with an amnesia from the fall, being saved by the Anti-Aku Resistance, and she goes on a quest to kill three powerful lieutenants of Aku and maybe find out who she is and where she came from. But she was in fact saved by the fourth most powerful lieutenant who uses her to climb the power ladder and is causing her amnesia with a cybernetic implant.
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>>91975939
yeah, it's just a kid's cartoon, lmao
it doesn't have to have good writing
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>>91980120
Said the guy who probably doesn't even remember 9/11. Go back to /pol/, retard.
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>>91980257
>9/11 was 168 years ago
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>>91979577
im very aware what a tea ceremony is, i think it took too long in the episode, jack did nothing.

this is a 10 episode season and ashi did way more than jack both physically and emotionally
this is called samurai jack, not ashi-garu...

i would be ok with an ashi-garu cartoon
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>>91980251
But we don't have to like it then.
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All this hate against Ashi and the new season.

I'm not supporting one side or the other, but /co/, if you're going to be shitting on Ashi, then shit on the other bad characters.

If Ashi is a "bad character" for being able to take down an army and appearing like a Mary Sue (despite the story showing she had training from being a baby to her age now, similar to Jack's) then let's shit on the character that's as strong as Jack, has no displayed training, and his only excuse his HARHARHAR CELTIC ROONZ

Scottsman.
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>>91980292
Autism, everyone.
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>>91976095
I'm going to shit really hard while calling you a nigger. Nigger.
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>>91980292
kys yourself you fencesitter
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>>91980204
Sorry if I was unclear, but I was insinuating that the non-lethality of cartoon falls is kinda negated when a character is shot, stabbed, necksnapped, or bludgeoned prior to the fall. Particularly when the fall is over a thin mountain in a desert, or when the camera does a dramatic focus shot 4 times in a row to show the impact of the attack.
Also the fact that she didn't do something like scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" while falling, but rarer she made a pained grunt when impaled and then fell silently.
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>>91980335
This fence feels so good going up my ass.

Better than the autism on either side of the board.
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>>91976061
Oh for the love of God, I am absolutely hating this fucking excuse. She-Hulk exists, retard. You're on a board with FEMALE SUPERHEROES AS ONE OF ITS FOCAL POINTS OF EXISTING, RETARD.
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>>91980411
onjoy the anus splinters you filthy neutral
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>>91980425
Isn't black canary one of the toughest fighters in all of DC? Like a better fighter than batman?
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>>91980411
>>91980292
only rational person in this thread right here.
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>>91980399
*rather
Not rarer, whoops
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>>91980456
Never mind how Powergirl (when she's kryptonian) and Supergirl have the same potential for power as Superman. Or the time Dr. Fate was a woman and was just as effective.
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>>91980462
neck youreself you fag
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Anyone else looking forward to her inevitable death?
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>>91980456
>>91980503

Its just utterly absolutely unfathomably infuriating that people think sex strength is a thing in fiction. Its not. Thank God its not. It would be so boring if it wasn't. What, do fuckers hate Kill Bill cause it stars a woman?
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>>91977276
>Realism is a scale
And like any scale, there's a point you pass where the whole thing becomes useless. One person destroying an entire army is past that point. The strength difference between man and woman is not important because it is something neither one of them could do anyway.

I could blow up a planet by shooting the ground with a pistol. Or I could blow up a panet by shooting the ground with a cannon. Both of those are completely unrealistic and pure fantasy. Just because the cannon is stronger doesn't make it more realistic.
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>>91980503
I was more referring to humans in order to compare to Ashi as a character.
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>>91980522
I'm looking more forward to her saying FOOOOOOOOOLISH SAMURAAAAAAI
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>>91980530
>What, do fuckers hate Kill Bill cause it stars a woman?
No, but volume II was utter shit
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>>91980522
I'm scared :( I really like her and just want her and jack to be happy together.
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>>91980543
She said that already
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>>91980536
It's a fantasy series anyway. The villain is an evil shape-shifting Wizard-demon-tree. Why do people care about realism in this when episodes like Jack Learns to Jump Good are a thing?
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>>91980530
You're arguing the realistic values of sex-physyological differences in a board that values cartoons and comics, that features web-slinging superheros that got it from being bit by spiders covered in radiation, an alien that looks exactly like a human but can somehow fly, punch, shoot lzers from the eyes... where a man is dosed in another kind of radiation and is now big, unkillable, gains mass out of nowhere, and is green... cartoon-rock-females that can form bodies out of light but need no sustenance at all... and a samurai that time traveled because an entity made of evil-goop flicked a finger and that same samurai can cut through an endless swarm of metalic death-robots with a sword handed down by Ra, Vishnu, and Odin.

You're the only dumbass here so far.
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>>91980509
oh no a person said mean things to me on the interbuttz, better seppuku nao
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>>91980553
>her and jack to be happy together.
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>>91980591

What

I said realistic values of sex-physiological differences is retarded. I didn't defend it?
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Ashi's getting JACKED next ep and there's nothing any of you cunts can do about it!
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>>91980591
I wonder if Vishnu being in His Rama incarnation reflects anything specific, or if it was just picked because it looked cool and rounded out Ra's lasers and Odin's spear with His arrows.
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>>91976061
real pic of you
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>>91980596
stream that suicide if you're so great
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>>91980586
Personally, her wiping out an army with her bare hands challenged my suspension of disbelief almost too much, but I can get over it because I enjoy how much heart the show has.
If it had been a smaller group, or had she used a weapon I would have felt better desu
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>>91980399
>there are faggots on this thread who unironically believe she fell all the way down
She survived the fall, now, surviving the arrow, internal organs damaged & bleeding, that is a different issue
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>>91980621
My bad man jumped the gun. Thought you were the other anon.
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>>91976061
>sex strength differences
It begins.
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>>91980662
You know the fucking rules
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>>91980645
>people still pushing this romance shit
huh, thought you guys were gone already
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>>91980666
That's some good insight, Satan
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>>91980700
see you next chapter, anon. You better get those ALL CAPS ready to show everyone your autistic rage
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>>91980669
If she's took the blue path I would agree that she wouldn't go all the way down, but she went the red path and even if my angles arent 1:1, they demonstrate my point well enough
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>>91980288
Ashi is the key to Jack's redemption, so it's important to flesh her out in the process. As >>91979723 has mentioned, Ashi's first appearance is in a season that is structurally different from others. Ashi exists to push Jack's story forward, and because Samurai Jack has a more streamlined story arc now, Ashi will need to take the mantle from time to time
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>>91980790
don't worry buddy I'm working on an "obama is going to lose" style asspain collage as we speak
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>>91979336
Remember: She's getting naked.
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>>91980669
>>91980797

Plus, she's dying the same way several of Ashi's sisters died.

And if they can die legit, that way, so can she.
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>>91980790
>see you next chapter, anon
You said the same shit last week
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>>91980797
She took the red path, look at the sun while jack is meditating
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>>91976778
i think you've started to listen to /co/ too much
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>>91980809
You mean trump, right? I'm sure you'll feel pretty smart when genddy's waifu gets jacked. Will you at least shere it so the rest class can value your effort?
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>>91979723
When you think about it, the only thing that made the show interesting in the original was the characters jack interacted with. The episodes people consider the best(bounty hunters and the princess, x9) barely have jack in them at all.
Imagine how boring 40 episodes of jack fighting beetles would be. And even as is, jack had ZERO character development before, because there wasn't a catalyst. Now we have someone who forces jack to have consequences for his actions that last for proceeding episodes.
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>>91980852
That's what I said?
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>>91980848
Wasn't me. The promo made it clear enough, they were going to spend the entire chapter apart. That look and comment about his beard were all we could get, given how the chapter went.
They're going to have plenty of time together next chapter, fighting monsters, running from monsters, hiding together from monsters in small, cramped spaces, fearing for each other's life. Plenty of chances for their burgeoning relationship to take a turn. If nothing happens there I'll concede. Feel free to say this is damage control, though.
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>>91981073
>Damage control
Nah not even going to go there. It was obvious no romance was going to happen, it's pretty pointless to egg the subject on further when it confirms something we all already know.
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>>91980797
>>91980846
>>91980852
>>91980946
she actually fell from right here, she obviouslt survived the fall, I didn't bothered to show this one because aesthetics, also, the sun is irrelevant because one screenshot is from the flashback and the other one from the present
>what is earth rotation and translation
yes, if they can die legit, that way, so can she, but, if ashi survived legit, that way, so can she.
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>>91981073
Seconding this, if jashi doesn't happen next week, it isn't happening period.
t.major jashifag
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>>91981073
ashi and jack are going to spend a lot of time together next chapter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuM3p7HiHm4
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at first, it was gonna be a movie, most likely no longer than 2 hours. movies based on shows normally include some new element, a new threat, a new supporting character. most likely no longer than 2 hours.

then genndy decided/was convinced to make a new season of 10 episodes instead, which helped him expand some of his ideas, flesh out some scenes, etc. we most likely wouldn't have gotten stuff like jack and the wolf, the great pacing on the scene with the tombs with just a movie, again, most likely 2 hours long.

this story was designed to jack FINAL journey. as far as i know, in no moment it was considered to make a new season just like the old ones. can you imagine if it does poorly in the ratings, genndy doesn't get a second season and we don't get an ending AGAIN? i command genndy for deciding to just finish his story instead of doing the same formulaic stuff all over and over without any kind of character growth, just look at the x files.

>10 episodes story arc meant to be the final step of jack's journey
vs
>10 episodes season where 9 is filler and maybe a final episode with an anticlimactic battle with aku
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>>91981228
yeah running away, not fucking each other brains out.

Jashi isn't happening
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>>91981073
>>91981179
I'm the biggest Jashifag ever and I agree. The only other way they could slip it in there is if Ashi dies or Jack has to leave through a portal in the finale and kisses him, but other than that, it's episode 8 or bust.
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>>91981228
meant the promo for chapter 7
>I'll go with you
>can't, must go alon
>k, I stay here
And still jack ran to see how she was and held her as she woke up, followed by ashi's bedroom eyes and her comment on his look. Couldn't ask more than that.
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>>91981334
Who are you trying to convince, anon? Is it us, or is it yourself?
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Can someone please tell me where I can watch Episode 7? I couldn't watch it live yesterday because wageslave.
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>>91981416
Are you hitting on me?
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I just thought of something.
What if it wasn't a side effect of the time portal but the Gods keeping him young?
Then they remove the immortality at the end where he rapidly ages and dies like the lava monster.
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>>91981453
Depends, what would you do if I was?
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>>91981424
On the adult swim channel, obviously :^)
https://mega.nz/#!dmonEZzY!LUdElLnMPuLuAcSyt6lIPxcS77UizAU0uaTS_hrThlo
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>>91981302
So you hate season 5? Because it literally does all the things you railed against in your little rant there
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>>91976162
This, /r9k/ here is not even subtle.
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Remember when Jack had to use his magical sword, a bow, animals, catapults, spike pits and other traps to destroy an army and still came out looking like this?
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>>91978263
>If a SINGLE character causes this much discord and retarded bickering on /co/, wouldn't that serve as reasonable evidence for said character to be poorly written?
This is stupid logic only someone new to 4chan would put forth.
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Here let me give you the real answer:

Because Genndy's actual vision of how to end the show doesn't match the fanfiction version that everyone who grew up with the original series had.
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>>91975820
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>>91981788
ITS OK BECAUSE ASHI HAD THE SAME TRAINING LIKE JACK AND THEY WERE JUST ORCS NOT ROBOTS SO ITS NOT THE SAME THING REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>91981788
The show is highly subject to whatever Genndy thinks is cool at the time and I think it's better for it.
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>>91981788
Remember how that was the conclusion of the 3 part introduction arc?
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>>91981796
And what if that fanfiction version is actually better from a writing perspective?

Remember, anon, appeal to authority is a fallacy.
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>>91975919
You can literally say the same thing about the Scotsman. Why don't people hate the Scotsman?
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>>91981852
you're trying to mock the response but how is it not valid?
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>>91981906
you're right, however
>unironically defending fanfiction
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>>91981976
So I'm not allowed to be right because of a meme?

Fuck that shit, yo.
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>>91981951
But I'm agreeing with the post, not mocking it
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>>91982003
It's more like you're not allowed to because the fanfic is complete trite.
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>>91979103
Have you seen him? He's pretty round.
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>>91981906
>And what if that fanfiction version is actually better from a writing perspective?

It could be The Iliad compared to the real product, still doesn't make it canonical.

God I love being smarter than everyone else ;^)
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>>91982003
No, you're right in that appeal to authority is a fallacy and that genndy's writing isn't perfect, however, you're also implying fanfiction isn't hot garbage
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>>91975820
I'm just mad she got redeemed too quickly as well as that being so predictable.
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>>91982090
This. It happened too fast. She should still have doubts and her mother should have been able to manipulate her
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>>91982018
It's not. (And the word is "tripe".)
>>91982070
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SturgeonsLaw
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>>91976061
Shhooo to your cage, autist
>>>/r9k/
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>>91982189
>It's not. (And the word is "tripe".)
It's trite anon.
Do you honestly think that fanfiction presents anything original or of worth?
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>>91982189
trite works too.
And call me an ageist or whatever, but teens can't write.
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>>91982370
>you used to be a teen
>people used to talk to you like that
>you are old now
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>>91976308
>and season 5 he just showed up and decimated them all effortlessly.
He had a motorcycle and weapons, and had the advantage of fighting nonsentient beings.
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I liked Ashi's fight scenes and thought that they looked cool.
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strong woman edit
https://streamable.com/3a7bn

meme music edit
https://streamable.com/t75u8
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>>91982090
>>91982129
This. It just lacked tension. This also applies to the seppuku scene since Jack was cracking jokes in the previous episodes. It doesn't feel very thought-out.
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>>91982949
nice. Needs a RUUULES OF NATUUUUURE edit
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>>91976387
>Orkz are jobbers
The cannon victor of the souls storm might have something to say about that
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DADADADADADAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

WAIFU ACQUIRED
UNZIPS PANTS
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>>91983058
https://streamable.com/q744g
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>>91983447
>dat timing
perfect
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I wanted to see the scotsman doing shit, not ashi
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