What are her powers?
Viral marketing.
Boardwalk Burgers?
More like BORED BurgersCause the burgers aren't having any fun
>>91906313
Spamming image boards
>>91906313
If we're going by stand logic, the angrier you get at her jeering, the more you turn into mouth watering 100% all natural beef.
「W A K E U P W E N D Y」
>>91906399
I too watch The Official Podcast.
>>91906313
Ice powers. Her superhero name is Killer Frostee
>>91906426
So are we all superheroes or supervillains?
>>91906433
This is what comes up when you google 'Jojo Wendy's'
>>91906313
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about her cholesterol level?
>>91906508
Welp, my night is complete.
>>91906313
Being a shifty forces meme.
>>91906313
ability to survive Ronald's dickings
>>91906313
Those proportions are fucked.
>>91906651
>he doesn't like big sexy cartoon legs
How gay are you?
>>91906313
>never frozen
immune to cold attacks
>>91906768
「A L W A Y S F R E S H N E V E R F R O Z E N」
>>91906337
i'm okay with that as long as it's legitimately fun
>>91906651
It's like Street Fighter tier.
Not bad for Chun Li, but weird for Wendy.
>>91906768
>always fresh
Has a healing factor.
Super bullying
>>91906688
How blind are you? There is no way what's under that dress is in any way attractive with those proportions. I know you're halfway joking but just making things bigger doesn't make them better. You have to have an eye for aesthetic proportions or you get shit like this.
>>91906826
Chun Li was my first thought too. Even she looks off in certain outfits in SFV.
>>91907001
Fag
>>91906974
you mean Cyber bullying.
>>91907025
Calm down you tasteless nigger
the power to become the flavor of the month
>>91907129
>posts harleyxivy
>calls somebody else a tasteless nigger
>>91907260
are you implying I ship them
>>91907310
You already did that.
>>91907151
That really shouldn't turn me on as much as it does.Please tell me there's more.
>>91907384
Not sure why you linked that to me but thanks for the erection.
>>91907103
I think he meanssexy bullying
>>91907819
>Wendy will never tease you online for months
>casually flirting and convincing you to send a dick pick
>then posting it online so everyone you know can laugh at you
>>91906313
Hypnotic suggestion, influencing others to turn her into the most annoying forced meme known to mankind.
>>91907001
Fag
>>91906313
Pyromancy, with all those sick burns she dishes out.
>>91908118
>Posts it on the official Wendy's twitter
>"This is the size of meat that our competitors think is impressive. Not at Wendy's!"
>>91906313
>Anime-inspired style
>4 talons
>>91906826
Even Chun-Li's legs have more consistent tapering for their proportions.
diabetes and cancer
so when is the /wdy/ board being created? It'll be put right next to /mlp/ right?
>>91910485
>expecting a (semen) demon to be anatomically accurate
>>91907151
I want to press my meat in her greasy buns
>>91906313
Locate Beef
>>91906313
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
>>91910805
I'm just saying, if you draw anime, never not draw a character with 4 fingers and a thumb. It doesn't look right.
>>91906313
That's some pretty good animation
>>91906313
sockjobs
>>91906313
food manipulation
>>91908723
cocksucker
>>91911113
the fuck I thought that was earthworm jim
>>91906313
Not being a comic or a cartoon character?
>>91906313
The ability to viral market on /co/ and have neckbeards vehemently defend her like the mindless retards they are.
>>91911171
I hope those feet are webbed
>>91906313
Did Wendy's decide to switch gears, going on 4chan instead of twitter?
>>91911198
In case you need a spoon, it's Project G.e.e.K.e.R
>>91911171
I wanna drink it.
>>91906313
Making people butthurt.
>>91911574
On the one hand, I feel like it takes a special kind of autist to put those two characters into a situation like that.
On the other hand, my depravity appreciates the corrupting gesture of tempting innocents with caffeinated cunt juices.
>>91911824
I believe it's a reference to that one episode where Dexter and Dee Dee stole their parents' coffee.
>>91911848
>he thinks I don't get a reference to one of the best episodes in what used to be a fantastic show
Just get me my damn coffee, scrub.
>>91906313
Viral marketing.
>>91911955
Yessuh!
>>91912035
>can see through the liquid
That is one thin-ass coffee! We have to go THICKER
>>91912035
Fuck, I just fapped.
>>91906536
underrated post
>>91912094
>>91912073
>THICKER
More cream?
>>91907129
>That mutant toe on Harley.
>>91912119
>watcing
I'm getting this hunch that the artist is Latin American.
>>91912167
>>91912181
YEEEeeees, THAT's more like it!
>>91906974
>>91907151
Someone has to combine these Wendys
>>91906313
grease bending
is good at cooking
>>91906313
getting me hard
>>91912957
Please i need a hairy armpit wendy so bad
>>91912119
>not I'm watching you frap
Missed opportunity/10
>>91906313
She's able to go through others, really fast.
>>91906313
infinite sass
>>91912957
Oh baby
>>91912957
Come on man at least keep /aco/ updated
It's been a week and I already think this is forced.
>>91906399
>It's a thinking man's joke
>>91915133
This FOTM was palpable for two threads, at the most, but people here want to dickride a fad until nausea and they make threads about it constantly. It was fun when you also talked about the eateries in question but once that was over with, you kinda don't have anything left to talk about.
Most of the art are reposts, very few were created here.
>>91915254
I just like enjoying the ride. FOTM usually interoduces me to something I didn't know I wanted, so I like that it's not a very constant thing as far as a single character goes
>>91915302
For some reason though, this FOTM is just not that interesting to me. This thing wasn't created here and was only introduced because someone imported it from elsewhere. We didn't use some obscure character from a barely known/forgotten piece of animation no one remembers, Wendy is already a global brand everyone usually see's on a regular basis.
"Smug Wendy" was already a meme, we just got it last.
>>91915660
My penis really likes heart shaped pupils.
>>91906313
>Selling shit that is supposed to give you a heart attack, and then smiling in your face like a rotten sociopath.
>You know damn well what your doing Wendy.
>You Psycho bitch whore.
>>91916666
Everything you ingest is slowly killing you anon, even the air itself. So if you're going to die, you might as well enjoy a burger and fries and if it's that much of an issue for you, start exercising.
>>91908367
this one
and any of the other negative replies, please let this bullshit die
Wendy's Smug Anime Girl: Plebs
Mcdonald's Anime Lesbians: Patricians.
>>91911171
I enjoy my job a little more thanks to you.
We need a Carl's Jr Light Novel.
>>91906313
Laying down top bantz
>>91916688
>tfw your buttcheeks will never stretch up as high as your neck whilst prone and propped up on your elbows eating yet another cheek-chubbing baconator
feels good man
>>91906313
Crushing my head between her thighs.
>>91907151
>Tfw the flavor of the month caters to my stuffing and bloating fetish
>>91920388
>LE RANDOM CHARACTRR WITH LE STAND WHILE POSING
Kill yourself.
>>91920624
You seem to be upset friend.
>>91920388
Not using Dave Thomas as a stand come on senpai
>>91917559
This. Underrated post.
>>91906823
Corporate cuck.
Wake me up from this capitalist nightmare
>>91921531
>s-sexism ;_;
>>91921531
>>91921545
i like how they (wendy's) deleted their tweets
not so smug now, huh
>>91921531
>>91921545
pls spoonfedme
>>91906313
>>91906337
>sips was so successful on /fit/ wendy's decided they would create porn of their mascot to sell burgers
Having the best spicy chicken sandwich
Seriously no other chain can make a spicy chicken properly.
>>91921531
>>91921545
Can someone translate it to human?
>>91922993
"I'm an edgy 12 year old, look at me being edgy."
>>91906313
Being a forced meme and not a comic or cartoon.
>>91906313
Having lewd smelly feet!
>>91907151
>>91920987
what's his power? clogging arteries? food poisoning?
making any ground meat become sentient and able to attack enemies?
>>91906313
Getting retards to shill a fast food company all over the internetFOR FREE
>>91906555
That's Donald, silly
AKA Ran Ran Ru
>>91916666
>I have no self control because I'm a manchild with a dopamine addiction because no girl ever kissed me and I ate to be happy
>this is clearly the businesses fault, they should pay for what they've done to me
Literally the devil. nice quads satan
>>91906313
MSG flavor enhancer
Diabetic piss beam
Summon Zombie Dave
>>91919344
KKK
>>91912245
Japanese and a huge westaboo. Gashi-gashi
>TFW no good feet pics
el justo
>>91923502
I remember Dave putting up a bounty once for the capture and jailing of some guys that not only robbed the restaurant but murdered all the employees
So something like this
The make everyone one in the vicinity of the area attack said opponent making the victims believe they have a bounty so high on their head that they will attack the target without a second thought
>>91924510
There are 3
I'm still waiting on some hairy armpits.
>>91906313
>Literally doing marketing for a fast food company
Fucking hamburgers
>>91925324
Are we doing marketing for companies when ever we discuss characters from a show or comic too?
>>91925429
yes
they just hate wendys
>>91925429
There's something to actually discuss there. This thread is just finding the thinnest possible excuse to post on a poorly moderated board.
>>91923381
I like your thinking
>>91906313
Make money off fat americans by shoveling shit down their throats.
>>91922045
You sound upset anon. Calm down, have some Wendy's.
I got a fucking spicy chicken sandwich and a medium chocolate frosty today because of these threads and thinking of Wendy's smugass face and rogue pinky toe
Every damn time I see this bitch I think its Pippi Longstocking.
And I HATE Pippi Longstocking.
>>91926164
Who?
>>91906313
She's hot 'n' jiucy.
>>91906313
Same as pic related.
report and sage marketing
>>91926315
Some (probably) annoying redheaded bitch from an old children's book who had her own cartoon... It's ancient shit.
>>91926164
>Every damn time I see this bitch I think its Pippi Longstocking.
That's good
>And I HATE Pippi Longstocking.
Boco, shut the fuck up
>>91926164
Shut up boco
>>91906313
Why is this currently a meme
What even happened
>>91927046
Waifu fagging happened anon. Wendy is cute. And nothing can stop 4channer's collective dicks
Guys what do you think of my interpretation of Wendy
>>91906313
Choking down anything you force feed herand violently cumming from it
>>91927046
wendy's hired a shitposter for the super bowl
people loved it
people started anime about wendys
>>91927108
not even the original logo is close to that, its not working
>>91927230
Reminds me how I desperately want a remake of this pic with Wendy force feeding some other stripped-down powerless female mascot.
>>91924903
A bounty? You better back that up with a source, senpai.
>>91927090
>>91927233
thanks just confused is all, hate it when old things become new memes
Wendy's chili is gross baked potatoes are ok and square burgers were always a bad idea
>>91917303
DEUS VULT!
>>91926315
Pippilotta Viktualia Rullgardina Krusmynta Efraimsdotter Långstrump
>>91927577
Dea Vult, if you please.
>>91927230
this isnt shadman is it
>>91906313
>tfw like all the Wendy's memeing
>but also really hate Wendy's for taking away their Spicy Chicken Nuggets™ that went so well with their BBQ sauce
>>91927230
source?
I swear to god, all these threads we've been having lately are really making me want Wendy's. But I can't go out there and spend money on this shit, come on guys.
>>91906399
This joke made me cum all over my jaguar poster top kek
Boner of the year
>>91929065
what's the worst that could happen
>>91916666
>Wendy thoughtlessly sells her murder food to the peons with a smile
>When the store is closed, she relaxes in the back, scarfing down tons of the same nightmarish slop she feeds people, but not gaining a single pound despite all the filth she stuffs into her mouth
>>91926315
Shit Taste: The Post.
>>91926514
And live-action films.
Pippi's awesome.
>>91921506
Paranoid retard
I'm not even in a country that gets Wendy's
>>91930481
Meant for
>>91926164
>>91926164
>boco has shit taste
>>91915234
I don't get it.
>>91927505
found a survivor report trying to find the one with him now
http://www.nytimes.com/2002/11/07/nyregion/survivor-of-wendy-s-massacre-offers-gruesome-details.html
>>91932882
oh just found it
http://www.nytimes.com/2000/05/27/nyregion/2-men-arrested-in-killings-of-5-at-restaurant.html
>Wendy's and Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani, who had announced rewards totaling $60,000 for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the assailants, said that a relief fund had been established to aid the families of the victims.
someone said take this to a thread in /co/, it wasn't even that serious of a drawing
and all of this wendy nonsense spawned just because of some twitter account?
>>91932923
fuck
>>91927974
I don't think that's him but I swear I saw someone with a drawing of Wendy in his style as a twitter icon.
So there he might have some drawings of her done.
>>91911574
>>91906399
But can you suck your own dick
>>91922045
They didn't want to embarrass you by making your retarded posts too public but I guess you went ahead and screenshotted yourself anyway.
I had Wendy's for the first time in a long time today. I got their new mozzarella chicken sandwich. It was very good, like a Caprese salad on a chicken sandwich. And I know this varies from place to place but their service was phenomenal for a fast food joint.
>>91922870
Sips is a pretty good YouTube
>>91934169
Just walk down the wall
Why is Wendy a meme now?
>>91934547
Twitter bantz
>>91934547
Some guy asked how many retweets he would need for a year's supply of chicken nuggets, Wendy's said 18 million. He's at 3 million now but the whole thing has increased Wendy's Twitter following significantly. This attracted trolls which Wendy's media gal has dealt with in a sassy fashion. Drawfags took it from there.
Is there jr. deluxe burger any good?
>>91910741
Isn't that what /cock/ was meant to be?
>>91934771
I really enjoyed /cock/. Is filled part of me that I never knew I needed filled.
>>91917004
>>91921506
we're having fun and you're getting mad about it
and there's nothing you can do about it
so the cuck may be you in this situation...
whoops!
>>91934835
I'll say
[laugh track]
>>91906478
Yeah, but it's well established that Wendy's is never frozen.
The bitch is always fresh.
Woo-wee
>>91934960
>Mc Ds sends Mac Tonight as hitman after suffering from Wendy's bantz for too much.
>B-but Wendy's is never frozen!?
>You say you know what a refrigerator is you bratty crowd pleaser, so let me show you this thing called the freezer!
>>91934957
I haven't looked in awhile, but has all this new interest in her translated to more porn? Regardless of the source, shes a cute redhead with freckles in striped socks. Thats always a good decision.
>>91906313
being a smug piece of shit
>>91927108
Technically, Wendy was a nickname. Her real name was Melinda.
>>91925429
>talking about a character created for entertainment is the same as talking about a character created solely to shill a product
Yes, good prole, they are equivalent!
While you're discussing our logo- I mean- character, why don't you go pick up a Wendy's Bacon Cheeseburger meal with a chocolate frosty for $8.95+tax? Design good pictures of her about it too so you can tell your friends!
>>91935211
This is dumb though. I wont eat at Wendys any more than i would cuz of this. If anything its just more fap bait.
>>91929065
submit and succumb
>>91935062
>Wendy is hidden in the kitchen, while the moon face killer yells his treats while he reloads his gun.
>Fear and panic fills her mind, her sass forgoten in the mist of horror.
>The knife in her hand ready shaking at the posibility of being found
>As Mac enters the kitchen ready to claim his prey, he deliver a final treat.
"You say you know what a refrigerator is you bratty crowd pleaser, so let me show you this thing called the freezer!"
>Suddenly, Wendy`s mind clears of all doubt.
>The knife at her hands grow steady.
>Death is no longer a concern.
>Because when you`re a restaurant mascot, even in the face of death, there is a reputiation to uphold.
>Suddenly Mac hears a whisper, something he can`t quite understand.
>Not 2 seconds later, the knife is lodged in his back.
>As his last breath leaves his body, He can see the dead determination in her would be victim turned killer`s eyes, as she repeats her mantra.
>Never
>Frozen
>>91935613
fucking kek.
>captcha
>>91925175
>Hairy pits
You sir, have excellent taste.
>>91935514
lovely
>>91926164
>mfw this mentally ill, actual cuckold still thinks anyone here is interested in his normie taste
Pippilotta would push your shit right in.
>>91936253
>that anatomy
what did shadman draw this?
>>91936465
clearly, since you responded and all.
>>91935211
fuck off back to 8ch already you faggot.
>>91935211
Capitalism:
>food
>waifus
Gommunism:
>no food
>waifus but they're shit tier
A Wendy's comic/cartoon miniseries might not be a bad idea. As soon as the redhead gets any actual characterization she'll lose whatever sexual appeal this pathethic lot ever saw. Waifufags will not forgive her for the shattering of their delusions, and the red queen will fall by the hand of her very own followers. You just watch.
>>91936665
>this triggers the commiecuck.
>>91936665
a society of purely either is retarded and non functional.
>>91936665
Well, except that one Russian lady that was popular for a while.
This shit is worse than GamerGate
I wish moot was still around, he would undoubtedly give the Wendy's fags the banhammer. Without him even /co/ has become a lawless wasteland
>>91935085
>no freckles
Never thought I would have a wendys folder
Trivia time: What contemporary Western cartoon featured an homage to a popular Wendy's training tape?
>>91937179
>BRAP posters invariably end up breeding a new generation of fart fetishists
>BRAP Posting becomes so popular that they have to ban it
>porn/risque art posters go back to posting the images just the same, but people imagine her farting but don't post BRAP for fear of getting banned.
>>91935613
Now I suddenly want to read a story about a smug Wendy trying to survive from other mascots after she goes too far with her burns.
>>91937236
Steven Universe.
DONUTS (WOW) AT THE BIG DONUT (DANG)
WORKIN' THE GRILL, BILL, IT AIN'T SO TOUGH
BUT FIRST OF ALL YOU GOT TO CHECK YOUR STUFF
>>91937145
same
>>91912957
This is my kinda thread
>>91937496
TOAST THE BUNS
>>91935211
>>>>>>>>>>>/8gag/
please and thanks
>>91929065
just don't
Wendy's is good but they're more expensive than the other big two
>>91933732
this is a cute Wendy
do more pls
>>91937839
I want Wendy to beef in my face
>>91936253
he can do decent stuff when he isnt fishing for controversy. some of the overwatch stuff he had zabbuk make some sketches for reference but they ended up looking worst than the sketches because of all the bullshit "shad filter" details he adds.
>>91937932
the only good thing shad ever did was his fo4 vault girl series
everything else is and was remarkably awful
>>91936665
This starving communist catgirl needs to be introduced to life in a capitalist country. Will you help her assimilate /co/?
KFC Colonel Sanders has brainwashed wendys what dooo guys
how does it look guys and am i the only drawfag here?
>>91936726
> people still think Russia is communist
>>91937988
I would take her to the back shoot her in the head, if you know what I mean.
>>91938100
i would throw her out of a helicopter, if you catch my drift
>>91938009
Yeah sorry I was heading to bed and the only thing Wendy's I've done is basically doing a color test on her hair
>>91938125
not going to lie. if not for this wendys thing i would not be drawing right now. it got me out of my lazyness but now all i got on my tumblr and .........deviantart if fucking wendys
>>91938009
is this an art pupil reference?
>>91938153
a what?
>>91938145
Well you can always join me and a bunch of other drawfags tomorrow in thechannel tan general
We can give something else to draw for a bit
>>91938170
I know this is a Wendy thread but the Starbucks girl is too cute I had to draw her
>>91938201
nope.
>>91938212
Where'd this Starbucks girl thing start?
>>91906399
The pinnacle of comedy
>>91920624
triggered my dude
>>91938313
I dunno really
>>91938681
I'm so ready to read this, dude. You're a champ.I'll be done with my thing soon too
>>91938681
My heroDo Raven weight gain next.
>>91938681
A real hero and a real human bean. Godspeed writebro.
>>91938681
Thank you
>>91938726
MY NIGGA ARE YOU ME
>>91938681
You're a good m8, m8
>>91937110
fixed
>>91935211
/Leftypol/ pls leave
not mine this came from this thread >>91939734
those thighs tho
>>91938313
Gashi-gashi is patient zero. He made her on twitter and it caught on. People love the lewd.
>>91927108
>>91935211
fuck off leftypol go shove a dragon dildo up your ass
>>91938100
Bullets cost valuable money.
Better trick her into becoming a wageslave like the rest.
>>91906536
ITS NOT WITHIN NORMAL RANGES!!!!!
>>91938201
>My stand, [HORST-WESSEL] will suffocate you with its toxic gasses!
>>91935211
Don't be so fucking retarded
>>91906313
The ability to make autists on the internet advertise for free because a company mascot makes their pee-pee feel funny.
>people are STILL bitching about "viral marketing"
by this logic we shouldn't talk about anything because it's "shilling"
let's just remove the comics and the cartoons and rename the board to "&" because that's all that's gonna be left
>>91944074
Oh, honey, you made this flimsy argument before, and the fact is, that, at this point, these are just spam threads full of reposts, after reposts. That's all.
>>91944180
>>91944259
>hasbeentale
But anon, you ARE the trash can!
>>91935546
Wendy is a daemon prince of slaanesh
why did people start drawing so much wendy fanart all of sudden?
>>91906313
Making my penis the big penis
>>91944398
the wendy's twitter got really popular recently due to them throwing shade to other fast food chains. it's an extension of what they're always done in commercials (like those square vs round beef patty ones)
some faggot on tumblr drew smug wendy art and now a bunch of drawfags jumped on the new bandwagon that will be over with in a few days. you can blame shadman for making it last longer than it should have.
>>91944428
The eyes are also wrong but that is a common mistake and it looks nice anyway.
>>91944688
fuck off sunibee
go back to crying about making porn on your tumblr
>>91944781
I'm surprised it took him so long to admit he's a scat fetishist
I'm pretty sure everyone already assumed he was one
>>91940428
>Now that's better
Took the words right out of my mouth, Wendy
>>91940032
Aunt Jemima lewds when?
>>91944869
wait what when?
>>91944379
>>91944428
>>91944688
What are HER powers?
>>91935613
>>91937348
>In a diferent restaurant, under the golden arcs, a certain clown`s cellphone rings, and he can`t help but smile,as he answers with the certainty that he got rid of his latest annoyance.
>"Mac. is it done?"
>"Try again, Ronnie."
>Ronald freezes, equal parts surprised and enraged
>"So,I finally found something you do worse than burgers"
>"...You little piece of-"
>"Hiring hitmen"
>Ronald throws the cellphone to a wall, shattering it in pieces
>....
>"Lol he hang up"
>>91945246
>>91945203
If you want something done, you've got to do it yourself.
>>91906313
serving shit tier food and trying to Me me with the kiddos
>>91944869
>scat
hey, it could be worse.*cough* diapers
>>91945314
>MFW Wendy's girl has finally been de-smugged
>pokefurrys
>>91945663
Well, did an image source search and found out the pic is years old.
Well damn, now I have a depressing shortage of art featuring the Wendy's girl being de-smugged.
>>91945699
>poke
Why so specific? Are you implying that not ALL furries are bad?
>>91945713
i feel like stuffing wendy would be a good de-smugging device
>>91945756
No, I wish all furries to die in a fire.
>>91945314
I didnt know Hisoka worked at McDonalds
>>91945767
My nigga
Now I have the mental image of a bunch of vengeful fast food mascots kidnapping and tying a smug Wendy to a chair and forcefeeding her their stuff en masse while she's freaking the fuck out, and my dick is diamonds. Why isn't this a thing yet?
>>91945910
i guess ill have to draw it then
>>91945699
To be fair, making creatures like Lopunny, Braixen or Salazzle is just asking for it.
>>91910485
She almost looks Skullgirls inspired, which is itself, I guess, anime inspired.
>>91945989
Not really, only sick fucks see something sexual about animals.
>For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.
>Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes.
The dex entries of Salazzle.
>>91946210
Meant for >>91946128.
>>91946128
humans are animals.
>>91906313
she is the batman of the burger world
mcdonalds is the joker that plays tricks on innocent consumers
burger king has a shitty freeze gimmick and an army of dumb college drop outs
>>91946210
So? It fucks with it's own kind let's keep it that way.
>>91946244
You know what I mean.
>>91945940
P-Please do
>>91946279
would fucking a chimp be acceptable?
they're technically not "animals" but primates.
>>91946334
It's outside the species don't even give it fucking thought.
>>91946067
and anime is inspired by cartoons, so who the fuck cares
>>91917609
>yurifags thinking they were ever patrician
Keep trying, maybe one day
>>91946279
>So? It fucks with it's own kind let's keep it that way.
Fine, now look at this one.
>Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.
>>including Pokémon and humans
>>91946447
Again, where does it say here that it fucks humans. It only uses it's pheromones to make males do their bidding.
>>91946350
who the fuck are you to tell someone they can't get some of that delicious monkey pussy?
bigot.
>>91946386
not really. not like American invented cartoons.
>>91946570
It's like you WANT to be wrong.
>>91946775
ancient egyptians were doing political cartoons before anyone else
>>91934547
Their Twitter account is handled by the same kind of weapon-grade burn master as Sonic's and people found out.
>otakubait in /co/
I want /a/ to leave.
>>91936665
It's not about commies, it's about viral marketing.
>>91936712
That's not how this meme works. You're supposed to portray a negative aspect of whatever is being portrayed.
>>91935211
/leftypol/ is just as annoying as /pol/.
Instead of Facebook Frog you have Stirner, and instead of cuck you have classcuck. Go back there and take your god awful humor with you.
>>91938212
Starbucks girl >>>>>> Wendy's girl
And that's a fact.
Damn, this Wendy's meme is stupid... yet all this talk it bought about really, really makes me want a frostee now. Fug
>>91948422
Nah, some of these are pretty damn amusing.
>>91948497
Sometimes I wonder why Schumer has a job but then I remember just how shit of taste people have. So thanks, I guess
>>91948497
The Ronald ones are funny.
>>91907151
already taken
>>91934168
>HET!
Remember Miriam from BTAS? Two weeks ago I was convinced she was gonna become the waifu of the month, but Wendy clearly took over. You think she`ll be able to get a job flipping burgers at Wendy`s? it`s not glamorous, but it`s a living...
>>91927230
OW THE EDGE
>>91936253
Jesus Christ why did my edgy 13 year old self ever think Shadman's art looked even a bit decent?
>>91935211
>/leftypol/ getting called out on /co/
How did 2017 end up like this
>>91948829
DELET THIS
>>91948911
>Miriam
>Amelia Badelia
>Ellie the autistic chronic masturbator
No such thing as FOTM anymore, this month has been a mixed bag. But redheads seem frequent.
>>91935613 Here. after reading >>91937348 I had this idea in my head, just wanted to take it out.
>Ronald had heard the tales. There was a reason he had lost his job. He was reckless and frankly insane. Besides, this was a burger war, and pizza had no place in it.
>But he had enough of her attitude. This had to end.
>Now, he had ended the call 5 minutes ago, he should be here in like by dawn-
>A pizza bike crashes into the window, throwing glass everywhere and obliterating half the tables.
>The helmeted, crimsom biker looks at the shocked clown, with no intention of getting off his bike
>"You ordered delivery?"
>"Are you The No-?"
>You ordered delivery!?
>"Er, yes, quite. I want to make an order"
>"Name and adress"
>..."Gwendolyn Thomas, at the Wendy`s on 5th and main street. This is her picture."
>The biker removes his domino-themed helmet to better see the face of his mark.
>"Bring me her head, and I`ll pay you 2 million...dollars..."
>Ronald`s voice wavers as he sees the assassin`s face.
>Or whats left of it.
>Half of his head is completely mutilated, a gaping hole in where his right eye should be.
>"2 million, uh?"
>The delivery boy grabs a red and blue timer sets it to 30 min.
>"If she`s not dead in the next 30 minutes...."
>He crams the timer in the hole in his face.
>"I`ll kill her for free!"
>The Noid crashes his bike in yet another window and takes off, leaving a straight trail of destruction directly to his new target.
>>91906433
>>91906508
>>91906813
「C H E E S E B U R G E R I N P A R A D I S E」
i finally broke the wendys drawing chain. Here /v/ your child Vivian James
>>91951664
Ah ok
>>91947185
>getting triggered by a good looking art style
I want insecure teenagers to leave this board
>>91951664
Please don't bring her up ever again that was embarrassing
>>91949064
8ch fools are too easy to spot
It doesn't help that they shill their shit here. I guess that patreon didn't pay off for them.
>>91906399
Ironically their chicken sandwiches are better than their burgers.
>>91950388
>Ellie the autistic chronic masturbator
?
>>91953574
>He doesn't the threads
>>91948706
>>91953747
Legitimately believed the filename.
>>91935211
Go back to your shithole, your opinions are shit /leftpol/.
stop it, before you can. you don't know where this road leads.
>>91906337
i'm from yurop and i have no fucking idea what a wendy is and how you can buy it so this whole thing looks hilarious. at least we get free lewd pics of this grill
>>91953429
>turning the tide of the culture wars
>embarrassing
>>91951214
Eh, the Domino's hitman is too over the top to take seriously in that scene. Not a bad idea, though.
>>91936683
BOBBEH
>>91954226
This road has already led to slob/fattening/farting/"Smoothies". It can't get much worse, it's already bad as it is.
>>91938907
>>91938815
>>91938799
>>91938726
>>91938714
I missed out on something good, I can tell. Links, I beg you
>>91949064
/r/the_donald has infested 4chan deeply, senpai
one made a thread about hypnotizing liberals into conservatives on /d/ a few days ago and there's like 3 trump threads on /wsg/ right now
/co/ isn't safe either, look how many of them were triggered by a shitpost
>>91955845
https://pastebin.com/HcQADZLE
Some weight gain fetish story.
>>91955733
The hate sex is going to be incredible.
>>91955874
That's all I needed to hear
>>91955884
Pls no, banter is fine.
>>91955928
>tfw no slice of life anime about fast food mascots
The Colonel is best girl.
>>91940476
>thinking it's leftypol when all it's missing is the jew image
>>91955928
God damn ice cream machine is always broke though.
Don't advertise 99 cent cones if you fuckers can't deliver.
why did this become a thing
>>91956254
Because you didn't touch yourself enough at night!
>>91906974
>where's the beef
more like
>What's her beef
>>91956585
I need to have a serious talk with my penis later.
>>91956585
based colonel
>>91955786
>It can't get much worse
>>91949064
Even /co/mblr is starting to shake off the chains of leftist dogma in recent months.
Soon there will be a great cleansing on this board.
What would Wendy say to him?
>>91954226
Us getting bored and finding a new FOTM waifu? Seems like business as usual to me. Might as well enjoy the ride.
>>91907001
Fag.
>>91906313
Could she possible defeat Dark Donald?
>>91956752
We now remember how to take them down. Thicc Nationalist food waifus will once again take their proper place in the /co/ pantheon.
>>91955786
It's all come full circle considering that shit originated on /co/ years and years ago. Slob gestated on /co/ before it even had a name.
>>91906974
>MINE
Kek
>there will never be a cartoon in the vein of Drawn Together about restaurant mascot parodies having wars with eachother
Is this the worst timeline possible?
>>91955874
GLORIOUS
>>91953429
>That was embarassing
>He said in a fast food mascot waifu-thread
>>91955377
I just read in wikipedia that Domino`s invented the "30 minutes or free" guarantee that became
ubiquitous in media, but dropped it because, according to wikipedia, "The result was unsafe, illegal, reckless and dangerous working conditions and many deaths were caused by this policy". I just had to do something about a madman obssesed with speed over anything else, with disatrous results. Think Nuke in Miller`s Daredevil.
Other ideas included the starbucks girl talking and acting like The Red Guy from Cow and Chicken.
>Helllloooooo! It`s me! The Starbucks Logo!
>>91945699
>current year
>still hating on furries
Go back to Something Awful my man
>>91957584
We did get drawn togheter so no
I want more goblin Wendy
>>91959001
I want more Wendy.
>>91956335
shots fired
>>91935514
>MEGA BEEF
Sides overboard. Sides overboard.
>>91948497
is this the OTP or what
>>91927108
>>91927233
this is who you fags are sexualizing.
>>91947195
It IS negative for the commies
>>91955869
Even /pol/ is being invaded. There's only one place safe from the scourge...
.../mlpol/
>>91954664
That's not what happened
>>91925324
>>91925429
>>91935211
>>91949064
>>91949064
>>91955869
>>91957143
>>91956752
Underappreciated reply chain
>>91961370
To be fair, even the artist who made the original logo had to do cosmetic adjustment to her face. Which Dave Thomas approved.
https://youtu.be/GCuK5eRD6as
I guess Pelo lurks here.
>>91964350
Smug wendy is popular on twitter and tumblr.
I doubt he caught wind of the meme here.
an chanse for others?
>>91964589
needs more McdonaldLand characters
my favorite food at mcdonalds is professor
>>91906313
Being a semen demon
>>91965161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnhS3NmH3JU
Nothing yet? Really?
>>91965483
Too far for americans.
Little Debbie is too realistic.
>>91964350
>>91964513
>I doubt he caught wind of the meme here.
Exactly. If you think that the push it had, and I do mean "had", came from here, you're hyping /co/ way too much.
Actually, the oddly strong spamming of these threads, and the very low, comparatively speaking, content made from them, is because /co/ fell behind on the Wendy's wagon, and it's desperately trying to catch up. Even now.
Which is weird for /co/, since one would think they'd be on top of this since day one.
>>91965558
Im hearing a lot of excuses, but not a lot of work being done, anon.
semen demon
>>91956209
Half of the time when it's "broken down" in the evening, they just cleaned it for the night and they don't feel like turning it back on.
>>91964589
I'm guessing "Chihuahua" is Taco Bell but I have no idea on "The Trojan" and "Baby Face"
>>91964589
>Papa John
That's a real man.
i've eaten at wendy's three times this week already
>>91964589
The Subways boys are the funniest one
>>91927230i would eat the shit out of that burger
>>91964589
>>91966300
Can someone tell me the joke behind Subway boys?
>>91965558
Little Debbie isn't fast food and it doesn't have a shade-shooting twitter.I'd rather a cowgirl fashioned after Twinkie the Kid to be honest
>>91948497
>no freckles
into the trash it goes
>>91966453
I think it's fat&skinny Jared
>>91966539
soApplejack
>>91966453
>>91966300
Jared before and after he lost weight.Also imagine them gangbanging underage girls
>>91966593
Horse shit ruined everything.
>>91966002
>"Baby Face"
Big Boy, I think. No clue about the Trojan.
>>91907151
I LIKE A LAAAAAAaAaAARRGE
calling it right the fuck now
All this waifufagging of Wendy will spawn a general dedicated to fast food mascots like with Channel tans and coco bizzare adventure stuff.
Screencap this post and email me my check when im right.
>>91967946
The Wendy mascot already existed though, all they did was make her anime and projected the company twitter as a personality trait.
Poor food network being forced to eat a Wendy's burger
>>91963904
artist?
>>91964589
I love Panda
I don't know what it is but I just love when characters wear those types of masks, specially when the mask is all cutesy but the character is anything but.
Is it a fetish?
>>91970030
Must be a new fetish.
Never heard of anyone getting off to a mask.
>>91906313
Attract manchilds
>>91970088
Not really getting off to the mask. I just like the sort of aesthetic(?) of edgy characters wearing cutesy accessories.
>>91938714I await with baited breath and hardened cock.
>>91938212
This isnt even worth the time to shitpost
Kill yourself.
>>91919344
>>91906555
Shit man; if we're bringing in non canon entities of course she's fucked.
i want more tsundere Wendy
preferably with Ronald.
>>91970839
What
>>91938212
mods
do your job that isnt a job because you do it for free!
>>91912119
Shit like this makes me really think over Iraq.
>>91970839
>>91971188
>>91971248
>Doesn't like Starbucks girl
Pls go and stay go
>>91936683
>>91971281
You have damn food manners senpai but I'll have to say no.
>>91961370
Explain this.
>>91957584
Wasn't there an issue of Judge Dredd that did something similar?
>>91971391
>liked the wendy mascot
>always thought of her like a wholesome farm girl
>now the internet has decided she's a mouthy cunt
Welp, there's another character I can't draw porn of anymore.
>>91972758
You did before?
Also there's nothing wrong with Wendy being smug
>>91972778
It's been a very dark week.
>>91906313
Don't care if it's marketing.
Never ate Wendy's and don't plan on it, just enjoying the freckled red head
>>91929984
Hi PKBunny. You didn't get any (you)s
>>91972802
If you want to post full size, there's a thread on /aco/ and a thread on /trash/
>>91966002
>>91966740
Quiznos for Baby Face and Sonic for Trojan, apparently
http://silentsketcher.deviantart.com/art/Fast-Food-Mafia-final-131302790
>>91907151
I dedicate this fap to you
>>91911171
why is she not a mermaid
you had 1 job
>>91947185
>shithouse
>>91964899
>today, Fat Albert and the gang learn the importance of eating healthy.
>>91964589
I don't like the Sonic stand-in all that much, the commercial duo as eccentric hitmen would have been way more appropriate.
>>91972802
Do post the full size on /aco/ or something.
>>91967946
It's been going on for a week now, and /co/ has barely produced any content and mostly reposted art created from other sites. There have been several threads and /co/ has produced only a handful of OC, so no there isn't going to be a general with other food mascots because hardly anyone here cares about drawing her or anyone else. People just use these threads to find art they haven't found yet on twitter or tumblr.
There was a Pleakley thread several hours ago that produced more original content in less time.
>>91974314
They said the same thing about /co/co/ and thats going on for almost 2 years now
>>91944688
That's super cute, where is it from?
>>91955884
Just imagine the disgusting sounds that these two will make as they drive their greased up bodies created a single flopping mass which is their overwhelming desire to make the other moan in utter ecstacy.
The clown already overconfident of his sheer dominance but the girl doesn't care... she's gonna make him wish he never jammed that excuse of a quarter pounder up her.
She takes a fry straight out of the grease pit and burns the funny man's nipple while ridding him; just giggling at his releases in the pain of it all.
He chokes her as she reaches climax and she blacks out; McDick whispers into her ear...
"Your crap gonna smell like a McRibb for a month"
All the while the parents and children watch from the play area.
>>91975239
Ok I kek'd at this
>>91906313
Being ugly and forced.
>>91934960
I've worked at Wendy's, the patties are frozen.
>>91976259
I'm guess your power is being a bitter virgin
>>91976962
Hey, they could be a jealous cunt too.
To NEVER be frozen by any superpower or force
>>91948829
why does this look familiar?
>Always had a thing for the fast food redhead.
>Suddenly she becomes a thing.
The last few weeks were wonderful for my phallic friend.
>>91906508
>「A L L S T A R」
>people still bandwagoning for likes
If you didn't get in with the first three days or so, there's no point.