The Miz wants to play Booster Gold

I can't think of anyone that would be more AWWWWEEESOOOOOOOME

He's been really the best heel the last year EASILY. It's a fucking shame they don't do anything with him.

>>91898618
He should legit be universal champion, but it's stuck on Brock for a fucking year so they can try to put over bbygirl yet again.

>>91898526
Why the hell does he want to be green lantern?

>>91898526
I hope they can get an a-lister like Miz for Booster.

>>91898526
>capeshit is so bad people unironically want rasslers staring in them
Jesus...

at this point it's probably the best WB can get

>>91898648
>give SEETHING promos every week
>give best promo of the WWE year on Daniel Bryan
>don't do anything ever
>just have him win only because his wife
>lose and look like an idiot

I still wants Cena to play Billy dammit

Mite b cool

John Cena as Shazam would be 10/10

>>91898649
more importantly why is anyone making a green lantern movie after the last one was so bad

>>91898648
The IC title has been wasted on Ambrose after he won if off Miz, which is a shame because I like him too.

The Baron Corbin feud was fucking dull.

>>91898526
Miz can't act.

So how about no.
Unless this will be some shitty direct to video movie produced by wwe.

>>91898767
Corban should have won the title at WM, he's so much better than Ambrose that it's painful

>>91898767
Anon, it's time to admit the IC is dead. It's been dead for years. Look no furhter than the IC match during the Westlemanis PRESHOW.

The IC belt at the preshow.

>>91898824
They also didn't have the better of the two tag titles, the Usos and American Alpha would have embarrassed the rest of the match card had they been allowed to preform.

>>91898618
Should've kept him on Smackdown where he would've easily been probably the top heel on the show with Corbin (and probably Jinder too because MUH PAJEET RUPEES). Instead he's on Raw where he's back to being a useless dork.

>>91899027
>tfw SD is actually making fucking Jinder interesting

>meanwhile Miz gets buried on raw

>>91899027
> Alright we brought over the Miz who was a big star on Smackdown, what should we have him do?
> Uh...a feud with Dean Ambrose who we also brought from Smackdown?
> Great, now how is Braun Strowman going to throw Kalisto in the trash this week?

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>>91899027
>tfw watching RAM just because they drafted Miz and Bliss

>>91899206
At least Bliss is being used well, her promo against Bayley was probably the best thing this week

>>91899237
>Omai wa JACKASS

Not /co/, but I really want Miz as Johnny Cage for some reason.

>>91898618
>nothing being done with Miz
>nothing being done with Booster
IT'S LIKE POTTERY

>>91898526
that guy from the real world show?

>>91899206
You should be watching for BRAAAAAUUUUUUUN instead desu

I wonder which actress co/ would cast for Fire and Ice

>>91898685
SEETHING

Miz would be perfect as the ArrowVerse Booster Gold. Not so much as the Hollywood Blockbuster Booster Gold

is roman reigns die?

>>91898618
Nah, Roman Reigns is the best heel.

>>91899824
it was so weird that they went with "BRAUN SMASH" a week after Roman's Best Promo Ever that made him a heel.

But then again, we got to see Braun flip an ambulance. And later throw Kalisto into a literal dumpster. So it was win/win.

>>91899887
It's for family reasons, Roman's brother died

>>91899796
I can 100% see WWE being petty enough to not let Miz work on Arrow because Cody Rhodes has been on it since leaving WWE.

Edge played that guy in Flash but he's not with the company outside of scant appearances.

>>91898685
>implying a charming corporate whore wouldnt be the best choice to play a charming corporate whore

>>91899921
Roman's brother died after the ambulance flipping.

is it safe to watch wrestling again? Is it aleast tolerable to watch or is it still complete horseshit

>>91899921
>>91899955
you know, I did not put that together.

>>91899965
google Dramatic Dream Team Wrestling.

also Kenny Omega.

>wanting wrestlers other than Rock in capeshit

How deluded can wrestling fans possibly be

>>91898526

Shit, that sounds perfect to me.

>>91899515

*EVERYONE*

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>>91899965
WWE over the past year has had a better product than the last several, but WWE is still very corporate and the good is always the minority.

Other wrestling, between televised promotions other than WWE, the independent scene (US/Canada/UK/Europe), the Japanese scene, Lucha Libre, etc. is really great right now in terms of overall quality.

So yeah, wrestling's pretty good.

>>91900145

His character is basically just Booster Gold already, a cocky self-important guy who thinks he's a way bigger deal than he is. And he does a good job of it

>>91900221
thanks, the minute I asked the question I remembered Lucha Underground is on Netflix. Damn I already love Dario

>>91900236
Sorry, no. Wrestlers typically make shit actors. Only Batista and Rick have pulled it off.

>>91898734
>>91898748

Hivemind agrees.

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>>91900145
>Muscular athletes that act and essentially do semi-choreographed fight scenes for a living
>In an action movie subgenre that thrives on fights, special effects, and the actors' raw charisma over legitimate acting nuance
They're made for each other.

>>91900236
That's not Booster, retard.

>>91900287
It's Booster before Ted Kord died

>>91900258

Dario Cueto: Great authority figure, or greatest authority figure?

RING DA BELL

>>91900267
>the fighting looks overly fake
>the acting is them basically insulting the fans or praising the fans
have some damn standards

>>91900267

Rusev deserves the world and everything in it. How can one man be so fucking based?

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>>91899965
Smackdown is good. Lucha Underground is good. New Japan is okay.
It's by no way a resurgence of the 90s or something you can admit liking without getting funny/condescending looks, but the actual wreslting shows is getting better. Mostly.

>>91900264
The guy not only looks the part, but he acts the part too, his whole character is Billy. Also, he has preexisting on screen chemistry with Rock. Cena as Shazam works on all levels.

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Holy shit, a Wrestler casting thread? Nice to see /co/ is diversifying.

I want Vader to be Blob in either a shitty X-man movie or the next Deadpool movie.

>>91898648
>Miz
>who has been a midcard jobber 90% of his wwe career
>should be universal champion

Wew lad.

Let's calm down now.
If anything Bray Wyatt should be champion. The guy got over, beat Cena and Styles the same night. Only to job to fucking Orton at Mania. They completely dropped the ball on Bray.

>>91900408
Bray "The fire and the snakes are alive tonight but all that matters is the sound of the voices in our souls colliding with the infinitely expanding cosmos of our own personal buzzwords" Wyatt is shit in the ring and played out on the mic.

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>>91900408
yeah Bray got screwed because the company owed Orton a favor after he got his head cracked open by Lesner

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>>91900337
>the fighting looks overly fake
You're either watching the wrong wrestling or can't suspend your disbelief enough. Pro Wrestling can look like a real fight with some story bits injected into it, or it can be batshit insane wars between ancient warriors and magical beasts.

Personally, I prefer the entire spectrum. Good wrestling is good wrestling.

>>91900505
>Bray is shit in the ring

And Miz isn't?....
Not to mention Miz has like 9 years of experience over Bray.

>>91900337
Still looks better than most Hollywood fight scenes these days.

>>91900221
So anything that Vince doesn't have complete control over is good?

>>91898526
Who would be his Ted, /co/?

>>91900408
>Braun is over as fuck
>Luke is over as well
>Rowan just as a good match with Randy who didn't phone it in for once
Bray is the Janetty of his own stable

>>91900536

Lucha Underground is the shit.

I love that Splatterhouse-looking motherfucker Matanza.

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>>91900505
You my friend have a wrong opinion. Bray's promo work is fantastic, and it only ever gets stale when they tell him to do one without giving him anything substantial to talk about (which is more often than it should be). He's also an awesome brawler that uses momentum well and has a great sense of getting his character across with his ring work.

He's the 2nd best thing about Raw post-roster change after BRAUN and one of the overall best talents in the company. All they need to do is cut all the crazy special effects bullshit and let him win some fucking feuds and he'd be a top guy in no time; the fact that he's such a perennial loser in terms of booking but remains so over is a testament to his ability.

>>91900634
You should watch indie matches with the guy that plays the character: Jeff Cobb. He's a former Olympic wrestler, and the best part is that none of Matanza's size or strength is faked for the show: Cobb is really that wide and powerful.

>>91900571
Miz had two 4*+ 1v1 matches last year. Wyatt hasn't had one since wrestling Cena in '14.

>>91900668

Oh yeah, I've seen that no-neck motherfucker wreck people in PWG. Cobb is a fucking freak, and I love it.

>>91900645
>Beat Cena and AJ clean
>Gain the power of sister abigail
>Still job out to le snek man

It's not fair, if Bray was the one who ended the streak this would never happen

>>91899935

Edge still has a working relationship with WWE unlike Cody (Legends contract), I think he has some comedy show on the network nowadays.

>>91900747
Yes, he does the E&C show on the network and has a comfy podcast with a bunch of WWE guests

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Could Booster Gold beat THE SEA CREATURE?

Miz will be lucky if Vince don't stuck him in one of those WWE animated DVDs

>>91900674
>Miz
4 star match

Against fucking who?

>>91900904

He was in the first Scooby Doo one though

>>91900919
Dolph Ziggler.

>>91900960
Hahahahahahahaha!
The match had good build up, the the match itself sure as fuck wasn't a 4 star match.

>>91900904
He was in the two Scooby Doo movies though, and he was good in them. Both of those are good fun movies because the usual Scooby Direct-To-DVD team did them and the wrestlers just voiced themselves.

I'd honestly recommend both if you like Scooby Doo. Cena & Undertaker are highlights of the first and second, respectively; they both ham it up really good.

>>91900996
Two matches actually.

>>91900369
He would have been wasted in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, unfortunately

It wouldn't have been a worse decision than casting Will.I.Am, though

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Weights
Shower
Clue

>>91901256
>Super Shredder
>Dead or Alive

not too bad, I guess, he got to represent /co/ and /v/ material

>>91900996
Their first match was close to 4, the Title vs Career was one of the best singles matches on the main roster last year, and their Smackdown rematch where Miz won the title back was 4 mostly because it had residual heat from the 2nd match to make it more exciting. Oh, and that really great methodical ladder match. Plus that Miz/Zayn/Owens/Cesaro 4-Way where Miz got most of the heat while the other three provided most of the action.

Miz had his best in-ring year by a long shot last year, and has been killing it on the mic. Being moved to Raw was a mistake since he's going to have worse writers, no Talking Smack, and a lower spot on the card. I would've bet money on Miz winning MitB and cashing in on Orton this Fall before he showed up on Raw. Now he's having a not-as-good version of the feud with Dean he had in December/January, although he's still great on the mic inherently.

Consider this:

Owen Wilson as Booster Gold. Giving that kind of smarmy douchey performance he always gives.

>>91898526
I'd be fine with it as long as they didn't get another wrestler to play Ted Kord.

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>>91901343
Feels like he's a bit old now, but I'd still take him over any wrestler.

>>91900645

He's great on the mic AND played out.

He's a character that needed to go somewhere a long time ago, but never did. He's got no endgame, he just comes out and randomly attacks someone every month because it's wrestling and he needs someone to wrestle.

>>91901308
Dude you are delusional.....or you are actually the Miz himself.

>>91901411
>Miz_and_Riely_laughing.gif

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>Miz
>good

>>91900924

He was in both of them. Actually got to do something besides get his ass kicked in the second one.

>>91901873

Yes, Miz has been good for the last year or so. Thank you for acknowledging it.

>>91900817
> MY CREATURE FROM THE SEA! I CALL HIM... THE SEA CREATURE! HA HA HA HA HA!

They're really missing the boat if they don't do any more SRW episodes.

>>91898526
i wouldnt mind channing Tatum as booster

(and jonah hill as Blue Beetle)

>>91900221
>wrestling's pretty good.
>lowest ratings in company history

Back to /wooo/ faggot

>>91898526
That might be the most perfect casting possible
>JoMo returns as Skeets

>>91902117
>Fat Ted
That's...not bad

>>91901918
>Miz comes out
>cuts generic prudish heel promo
>smarks jizz their pants because his tranny frog of a wife is the closest thing to a woman WWE has today

Wow such a good character
Also
>2.1 rating

>>91901308
>Miz had his best in-ring year by a long shot last year, and has been killing it on the mic.

yeah Smackdown build him up into one of the best things on the whole show. It's a shame his heat with Daniel Bryan never had an ending, he just left.

Also apparently those Total Bellas parodies he did with his wife were not scripted, they were mostly free to improvise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icgkzJE25Uk

>>91899237
>all those landwhales worked by the promo

>>91898526
Get the guy from the Limitless show.

>>91898526
Damien Sandow as Ted Kord then?

>>91898685
>looking at an industry of big burly men to find people to play big burly men
>The Rock has been cast as Black Adam longer than you've known what 4chan was

>>91899935
>Edge played that guy in Flash but he's not with the company outside of scant appearances.

Edge is so physically incapable of bumping now, his costume on the Flash incorporated a neck brace and his stunts were almost entirely CW grade CG.

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>>91898526
I think Zack would be better at being Booster, personally.

>>91900369
That would be a good way to give his family money for after he dies in like 6 months. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3940584/WWE-wrestler-Big-Van-Vader-announces-Twitter-dying-congestive-heart-failure-two-years-live.html

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>>91898526
I approve of this so much.

>>91902222
>Ratings indicate quality

Enjoy your TTGO

>>91904780
>nobody watches wrestling anymore
>must mean it's good

Bet you think Nakamura is good too

>>91904890
Is it an ad break right now? What's beast boy up to? Something quirky I bet. Anyway, I'll let you get back to it.

>>91898685
Wrestling is basically comic books if they were real and put into a sports-entertainment format though. Why do you think the overlap in wrestling and comic fanbases is so big.

>>91904890
>>91902222
Thanks for reminding me that /asp/ is filled with the worst kind of wrestling fans.

>>91905093
capeshitter pls

>watching mandrama

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>>91898526
>Have you ever heard of more perfect casting, /co/?

Still J K Jonah Jameson

>>91899110
I laughed way the fuck too hard at this.

>>91899206
why do people call RAW, RAM now? I see this all over /asp/

>>91898810
Bro. you need to go on Netflix and watch Santa's Little Helper and the Marine 5. He is pretty good

>>91908232
The font for the new logo has the "W" have straight, vertical sides, making it look like an upside-down "M". Hence, "RAM".

Also Raw was the worse brand pretty consistently from about late August until around now, and thus ">RAM".

That's how /wooo/ came to it though, I'd assume /asp/ got to it the same way.

>Awful WWE actors being in mainstream movies

How about no and never

>>91901343
>>91901416
>not casting him as DKR Ollie

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>>91905093
>Wrestling is basically comic books if they were real

Stop this comparison shit right now. The two are nothing alike save for the fact that they feature muscle men in tights, and you can't even say that about current WWE anymore because nearly the entire roster features muffin tops and gyno nipples.

Wrestling is about badasses beating the shit out of each other with topless women and lowbrow humor. Comics are about adults with mental problems and supernatural powers making life miserable for everyone with their misguided vigilantism and demanding to be taken seriously.

I swear to God you fucking Sami Zayn-loving piece of shit geeks are ruining wrestling beyond salvation by injecting your faggoty comic book bullshit into where it doesn't belong.

>>91898526
Who would be his Blue Beetle?

>>91908643
>Wrestling is about badasses beating the shit out of each other with topless women and lowbrow humor

I think you're confusing a couple years in the 90s with decades of wrestling.

>>91908643
You don't realize that 95% of aspies were born later than 1998

>>91908643
>Wrestling is about badasses beating the shit out of each other with topless women and lowbrow humor.

I get that stuff was fun when you were eight but c'mon man. Grow up. Attitude Era was on the same level as edgy 90's Liefeld bullshit in comics.

>>91908773
>Attitude Era was on the same level as edgy 90's Liefeld bullshit in comics.

This statement can only come from someone who was born after the AE was over. Grow up.

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If only Dusty were around to play Granny Goodness...

>>91908791


==b

>NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N O
N
O
>Fag wrestler cant act >cause yes

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>>91898685

>>91908839
So I was right

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>>91908643
>Wrestling is about badasses beating the shit out of each other with topless women and lowbrow humor
This literally only describes WWF/WCW/ECW from at earliest 1996 to at latest 2007 depending on the definition. Pro Wrestling extends back decades prior and has existed since that ended, while even during that time fantastic wrestling that was nothing like that existed elsewhere.

Watch some 80s/90s AJPW, some 00s ROH, some lucha (actual Mexican lucha libre or Lucha Underground, whichever), great modern indies like AAW or EVOLVE or Beyond or PROGRESS or great modern Japanese promotions like DDT (comedic) or BJW (violent) or even modern joshi if you want to see women in relatively skimpy outfits since it's mildly intertwined with idol culture nowadays. Something different.

>Sami Zayn-loving piece of shit
Maybe watch some El Generico matches. There's a reason he's considered so great, and it's in part because of his NXT/WWE work, but his work as El Generico is the reason he was signed and had buzz in the first place. It'll give you background on why he and Owens are always feuding too.

Are wrassling fans as bad as pony lovers? I think yes.

>>91908686
>>91900597
>>91901411
>>91903568
James Roday should always be Blue Beetle, and Sean William Scott should always be Booster Gold.

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>>91898685
>>>/tv/

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In what board can I shitpost about wrestling? Genuinely curious, I can't think of anywhere besides /tv/

>>91900817
>>91902022
I don't even watch wrestling and after watching this I thought it was hilarious. Also, holy shit, John Cena can act?

>>91908703
Which ones? The ones where wrestling was culturally relevant? The ones where Wrestlemania drew numbers on par with the superbowl? Or the ones where it actually made money instead of living off network subscriptions and nothing else?

>>91908773
>The attitude era was schlock
>it's not like the quality product we have now where we have manlets kicking each other for three hours

Go wash your I'M A HUGGER shirt and lose weight ya chode

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>>91908978
/asp/ is literally 90% shitposting about wrestling, 5% talking about wrestling (although most people there only watch WWE) and 5% Alternative Sports. If you want to shitpost, that's the place; mods don't give a fuck.

If you want to DISCUSS wrestling, there's a few places. Other chans, a few forums, certain portions of Twitter (you can shitpost pretty good in some portions of Wrestling Twitter too if you know how to push buttons).

>>91908773
>Attitude Era was on the same level as edgy 90's Liefeld bullshit in comics.
Getting trolled here?

20 years ago wrestling was a cultural phenomenon and almost everyone used to watch it. Everyone knew who Stone Cold and Bret Hart were.

These days it's a disgraceful manchild hobby that appeals to whiny entitled brats who want to control who gets pushed and who doesn't.

>>91908922
>Go watch all these matches of grown men play-fighting for no reason
Sounds boring and kinda gay

>El Generico was great in the garage feds
He's in WWE now and he sucks. Nobody cares about PWG unless you're autistic.

Seriously if you follow the history and lore of indie wrestling you are a lonely boring motherfucker on par with punk rock bootleg collectors.

this is comics board
>gtfo fags fans of big sweaty' men

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>>91909103
>It's a "the peak of popularity/highest ratings/largest draw means it's the best quality" post
Yes, The Attitude Era was a big boom period. The second one. The first was Hulkamania, which was also heavily culturally relevant despite being the exact opposite of the Attitude Era, and also having a large majority of the actual wrestling being shit.

I think the Attitude Era was good. It produced some of the biggest stars in wrestling, some really fantastic brawling main events, undoubtedly some of the largest reactions in wrestling history, etc. It's just not the only good wrestling because it's the most relevant it ever was.

Also, WWE is not the only company that puts out pro wrestling.

>>91909225
>Discussing wrestling
>Doesn't want to watch wrestling that's recommended to him

Also, please explain why Zayn is bad. He's a great promo (when he's not saddled with the "hey guys what's going on here haha aren't I annoying?" gimmick he had the last couple months on Raw), he's got a great sense of pacing in the ring, his selling is incredible, it's very easy for him to get a crowd behind him. Is he bad because he used to be an indie guy? Is he bad because he's not as big as other guys? My favorite guy to watch in WWE right now is Strowman, that doesn't mean I can't appreciate all sorts of wrestlers.

I don't know why I try with /asp/ posters sometimes. This is why I don't go there.

>>91909311
>My favorite guy to watch in WWE right now is Strowman
Cause he's an imposing figure and encompasses what pro-wrestling is meant to be about. Same with Brock Lesnar.

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>>91909373
He's awesome, but if every guy was like Strowman, he wouldn't be special. You need smaller guys, less imposing and likable characters, technicians, fliers, etc. to have a varied roster and tell the widest variety of stories in and out of matches.

A roster of Strowmans and Lesnars would be like if that Marvel event where everybody became the Hulk was the status quo.

>>91909418
You are wrong but I forgive you cause you're young and didn't watch wrestling in its golden age.

Today it just sucks. Wrestlemania was a complete horror show. Don't know how people keep up with that stuff for 52 weeks a year.

>>91908978
/asp/ is almost literally nothing but wrestling-related shitposting.

If you want to actually discuss it then frankly your best bet is the same as any topic really, just make a (barely hidden) off-topic thread about it on an unrelated, high traffic board like here or /v/ or something.

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>>91909311
>please explain why Zayn is bad

>manlet
>no character
>barely any muscle
>disgusting pube beard
>is a Muslim
>thinks Trump is Hitler
>shit entrance theme
>can't lift his own bodyweight
>finisher is a kick
>Does suicide dives like every midget who can't do power moves
>can't cut promos that don't involve MUH HARD WORK and MUH PRIVILEGE TO BE HERE
>can't stop making cringe tweets
>supposedly beat a man three times bigger than him just by dodging him
>only entertaining when he breaks Kevin Owen's back on a ladder
>injured himself by ska dancing
>Literally decommissioned himself for months because his own gimmick tore a muscle
>has a rivalry with Owens that only wrestling nerds know about

>>91909311
>Doesn't want to watch wrestling that's recommended to him
Because I already know it's going to be white trash and gooks hurting each other for no reason

>>91909373
Lesnar isn't a jobber who loses matches to dwarf people by running into things like a retard.

>>91909621
Someone is too young to remember Lesnar's first run

>>91909418
The most impressive thing about Strowman is how much he's improved since he got a serious push. He's no longer just the biggest Wyatt family member, dude has shown some surprising athleticism for his size. Like a young Big Show

I wish WWE would do something worthwhile with Gallows and Anderson. I feel like RAW tag team is going to be the Hardy Boyz show for awhile and I'm sick of Enzo and Cass

>It's a /co/ Wrestling post.

I wish we had more of these.

It always surprises me how popular wrestling is.
I can understand people liking shit like boxing and MMA but how did terrible looking fake fighting get so popular?

>>91909915
It's not popular as it used to be today.

And the answer is it's cause it's a form of entertainment.

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>>91909915
It tells stories and has violence that would never make sense in a real fight but still looks cool. It's like any other storytelling medium that focuses on action, except that it's got a ton weird stigmas in and out of the business that make it fascinating to learn about and watch.

>>91909915
The characters and theatrics

>>91909915
Real fighting isn't anywhere close to as fun to watch as choreography, even bad choreography.

A dude rolling around and choking a guy on the ground for three minutes may be way more real-world effective than a spinkick or a powerbomb but it's god damned boring.

Add on top of that the same type of combat-centric soap opera storytelling full of simplistic morals and constant boasting you find in cape comics and gee, I sure do wonder why people who like superheroes also like wrasslin'.

>>91909877
We could by posting WWE comics. Boom is publishing the Seth Rollins storyline with issue 0 being him betraying the SHIELD.

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>>91909877
>It's a /co/ Wrestling post
>it's smark central

Not surprising considering WWE and Marvel are the same company now

>>91910154
>Real fighting isn't anywhere close to as fun to watch as choreography, even bad choreography.
You're wrong and should feel awful

Stick to the sweaty men in speedos.

>>91908978
I'm pretty sure 420chan was set up specifically because moot said he'd never have boards about drugs or wrestling.

>>91900345
Rusev is the ultimate husbando even if you're not a gayfag. Especially if you're not a gayfag.

>>91900267
It's the devil Oh LAWD!

>>91903734
When's broski coming back?

>>91910186
real fights are over in under 30seconds yeah real exciting

>>91910554
Same with mandrama matches. Real exciting.

>>91910186
I feel bad for you. I have every action movie ever made to enjoy myself with, meanwhile all you have in your life is being that guy everybody hates who whines at how unrealistic every action movie ever made is.

>>91911422
>Calling real fighting boring cause it's not fake and choreographed like your fake soap opera.

Howling

>>91910370
That series was more entertaining than it had any right to be. I hope they make more.

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>>91899206
Poor bastard.
>>91899965
If you specifically just want to watch WWE then stick to Smackdown or the NXT PPVs. The first 30 minutes of RAM will make you drop wrestling forever since it's that bad and NXT outside the PPVs have recently been mediocre. Try New Japan or Lucha Underground if you want something different.
>>91902222
>/asp/ie outside his containment board and on /co/ the smarkiest of all boards
Know your role faggot.
>>91908978
/asp/, if you want actual discussion go to literally any board besides /asp/.

>>91912099
Mandrama is for losers

>>91912223
We're all losers here anon. Just some are bigger losers.

>>91898729
>Not mentioning the GOAT Total Bellas (Total Bullshit) 'Lost episode'.

>>91912223

Just like comic books and children's cartoons. Fucking nerds

>>91901805
He's right, Miz was legit the best thing about Smackdown last year, that includes AJ and Daniel Bryan not giving a fuck in Talking Smack.

>>91898526
>http://www.cbr.com/booster-gold-the-miz-dc-comics-wwe/
he can always ask Ronda how she got the captain marvel rol.