/swco/ - Star Wars Comics & Cartoons

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Post cute SW pics.

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>"It is vital we demilitarize our government so that a galactic war cannot happen like this again."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Post /ourgirls/

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>>91732886

>>91732913
>tfw never a tea party with Ashley and Droids

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Best edition

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>>91732924
>you will never have cupcakes with Ashley and Clones

>>91732876
Some one should have filled her in on the tragedy of Duchess Satine the pacific.

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I want Andi to shove a replica lightsaber up my ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__gLIyeQYDU

Do you remember, /swco/?

Have you forgotten?

>>91733016
That's not canon, you stupid faggot. Make a separate thread for your shit.

>>91732968
WHY EVEN LIVE

>>91733016
>Have you forgotten?
I'd have to know what it is before I could forget about it.

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Is the TFA Lego Star Wars game any good?

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>>91733043
>Ashley and Andi will never take turns sitting on your face and slapping your balls while laughing at you

>>91733076
Yes

>>91733076
I liked it. It has bonus missions that fill in some details between RotJ and TFA.

Is anyone interested in doing a Clone Wars/Rebels watchthrough? I really want to get into these shows but hear that the first seasons of each (first two-three of Clone Wars) are hard to get through unless you have someone watching it with you.

>>91733192
have sex

Can you name a single Rogue One quote from memory?

>>91733216
im a disabled recovering fatty, i will never get laid in my life.

>>91733240
THIS A REBELLION INNINT?

OI FOOKIN REBEL!

>>91733192
i mean, i dont see why you'd have a problem watching them, they're not that bad at all, plenty of great stuff in fact.

But sure, we have a cytube and watch Star Wars together sometimes.

>>91733240
>LOIES. DECEPSHUNZ.
>Rebellions are built on hope.
>We'll take our chance... And the next... Until we win, or our chances are spent.
>Careful not to choke on your aspirations, director.
>[Chopper noises]

>go to SWCO
>wait in line 10 hours to get into 40th anniversary panel
>they cut the line at my friend and I
>go outside
>find some rando
>ask him if he wants to buy our tickets

easiest $200 I ever made. Galactic Nights was good tho and made the trip worth it.

>>91733240
THE CAPTAIN SAYS YOU ARE A FRIEND

I WILL NOT KILL YOU

>>91733318
*interview intensifies*

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>>91733240
WE STAND IN THE MIDST OF MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS NOT YOURS

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>>91733240
Corvette five, locked on target.
Prepare for impact.

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>>91732886
>>91732913
>>91732968
Why is Ashley so cute?

>>91733240
ARE WE BLIND?

DEPLOY THE GARRISON

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>Dress like Twi'lek
>Jiggle your boobs in front of Jabba statue at Celebration

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*corrupts thread*

>>91733252
Go to a dominatrix. There are people you can pay for this.

>>91733240
>Well, we have to start somewhere.

>>91733499
and Rian Johnson says a scar across the bridge of your nose looks "silly".

>>91732968
CUTE

>>91733240
BOOGALEH

>>91733014
Jesus Christ could you find a more stereotypical feminazi? Her face just screams, "I AM GOING TO DIE ALONE SURROUNDED BY CATS AND SAPPY DYKE LITERATURE."

>/co/mblr will defend this

>>91733494
>dress like Jabba
>juggle your boobs in front of a twi'lek statue

>>91733581
She doesnt have an undercut so she could be more stereotypical

>>91733240

>LIES
>DECEPTION

>>91733532
That one looks fine because its clearly a claw mark from some giant paw that scratched his face up
A lightsaber cut that somehow went around the eye and up the nose doesn't make a lot of sense. Its not like a plasma blade would follow that path, it would just cut into the skin and burn right through

>>91733240
Don't choke on your aspirations.

>>91733581
How bored are you?

>>91733581
She's not shown any feminazi views at all, in the years of her being a social media representative of the franchise.

Also, she has a boyfriend.

LAAAUUUUUUUUNNNCHHHHHHH

>>91732876
This is one of the worst things by far in canon. Doesn't make sense at all and only exists to justify the shitty reboot of the status quo.

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>>91733518
You called?

>>91733581
>>>>/r9k/

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>>91733240

>It's power to create problems has certainly been confirmed. A city destroyed. An imperial facility openly attacked!
>It was Governor Tarkin who suggested the the test.
>You were not summoned her to grovel, Director Krennic.
>No, it's-
>There is no Death Star. The Senate has been informed that Jedha was destroyed in a mining disaster.
>yesmylord.

>>91733841
This whole scene was stupid and made no sense.

>>91733240

"Your father would be proud of you Jyn."

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>>91733240

>>91733866
Not an argument

>>91733581
t. Anthony Carboni

>>91733959
I met Anthony Carboni last week at Disney World. He was nice.

>>91733494
she did that?

>>91732766
But she's drinking our tears. How is she our girl?

>>91733841
>There is no Death Star.

How the fuck does Darth Vader not know about the Death Star? He watched it get built.

>>91734058
Filoni causes those tears, but he is still /ourguy/

>>91733943
We were having an argument?

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>>91733727
With all the snowflakes we have right now, it's not so far fetched to think they'll somehow make it happen one day. Zero military, I mean.

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>>91733866

It was there mostly for the fandom, and likely also because Gareth and the production wanted to blow their wads for making a movie that had Darth Vader in it.

But in universe it was basically Krennic answering to the one guy who had a direct line to the Emperor because he was busy with dismantling the Senate. It's almost kinda beautiful if you think about it. He trolled Krennic by having him answer to basically a secretary for the situation, and he trolled Vader by making him the secretary of the situation. Sheev sleeved two of his high ranking minions simultaneously in one event.

>>91733697
/co/ has been dogshit all day, did you expect anything less?

>>91733727
Blame JJ.

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>>91734079
Not sure if you're serious or not. If you are, do you...understand context? Of course he knows about it. But Death Star was still a secret weapon by then. No one in the Senate and the public should know about it until it's fully functionnal. Hence Vader's comment.

>>91734163
>Not sure if you're serious or not.

He's not serious. It's low-grade shitposting.

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>>91733499
*Removing Corruption*

>>91734058
This. She's clearly a feminazi cunt out to destroy Star Wars like Kathleen Kennedy.

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What the fuck was his problem?

>>91734108
>It was there mostly for the fandom

Why is that a good thing? It's not.

>>91734270
OI

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will he show up in rebels?

>>91734278
BOSSK

>>91734278
NOT AGAIN DENGAR

>>91734284
Would be great, I'm quite fond of his character, but I kind of doubt it.

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>>91734270
There's absolutely no problem with Bossk.

>>91734284
Not in the middle enough

>>91734284
>AGE 26

Jesus Christ.

>>91734277

I was telling you why it was there. Not whether it was good or bad.

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>>91734270
What problem?

>>91734270
Who the fuck was his girlfriend?

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>>91734357
Ezra.

>>91734298
WHO'S

>>91734284

Probably, but in a minor capacity I imagine. There will probably be a Fulcrum transmission and then Dave or Pablo will probably say later in the Recon that it was Cassian.

>>91734323
Fighting Battle Droids from the age of 6 will do that to you.

>>91734357
In the context of the actual quote, Dengar was teasing Bossk about walking into a bar with Ventress

>>91733240
I could probably do the whole krennic/vader dialogue because Rogue One was like Rebels Season 2 to me. I'm just here for Vader, and I'll sit through the rebels doing rebel things but that doesn't nearly interest me as much asDarth Vader

>>91734394
>Cassian Andor
>Fighting Battle Droids
you fool

>>91734461
>you fool
I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku

>>91734013
Fuck off Carboni

>>91732876
It makes sense that she would come to that conclusion after the entire galaxy had basically been at war since the Clone Wars.

Fun fact: Just because a fictional character does something doesn't mean the person who made them thinks it's the right thing to do.

>>91733581
I can't imagine how bitter and resentful you must be to look at someone's face and have THAT be your reaction.

>>91734277
T.autism

>>91734284
I bet he will. Same with K2. People like those two a lot and I bet Diego and Alan would be happy to come back for it. It'd probably be a filler episode but you need those occasionally.

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>>91732968
Fixed

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>>91733240
>"Rogue One, may the Force be with you"

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>boba argument last thread

>>91733240
"Are we Blind, Deploy the Garrison!"

also

"Did you know that wasn't me?"

So... What do you guys think they have in store for Luke that's enough to Mark Hamill to low-key voice his displeasure every change he gets?

>>91734734
>not Brazzers in aurebesh

>>91733240
Blue Leader Standing by
Gold Leader Standing by
Red Leader Standing by
Cham Syndula Standing by

>>91734865
>"Did you know that wasn't me?"
LOL SO RANDUMB XD!!!11!11
Seriously though, I didn't like the character but I did like that line

>>91733240
>Be careful not to get too ambitious and choke, Mr. Krennic

>>91734900
Instead of flips and lightsabers and shit he'll just be the wise mentor figure of the movie.

>>91734917
Fuck that would have been perfect. I don't know if my m$paint skills are strong enough to make that tho

>>91734917
>>91734963
Gib me 5 minutes

>>91735007
standing by

>>91734900
I think he probably hates the "started a new Jedi order only for it to get killed off and now he's back to being the last Jedi again, only with more depression"

>>91734923
theyre called the ghost crew because theyre all dead by rogue one

>>91733411
because she is genuinely happy to be involved in star wars and it shows

this is a better thread so far, let's learn from our mistakes this time around

>>91735445
Nice work anon. Fuckin' saved

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>>91735445

Very nice.

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>>91735445
superb

>>91735445
Do you have the logo by itself too

>>91735445
what is brazzers anyway

>>91735510
Nigga just cut and paste that shit

>>91735519
Anon your gender is showing

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>>91735519

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>>91735510
Go nuts friendo

>>91734246
>german
>hasn't captured bonadan yet

Cringe

>>91734270
FUCK WOOKIES.

>>91735563
Thanks, I'll put it to good use in the future

If the phantom hadn't been a shit film would people still reject the way it looks visually? I'm talking design wise and ignoring the usual shitting on cgi.

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>>91735563

>>91735680
I dunno but I thought Billy Zane did an alright job given the material he had to work with

>>91735680
The what?

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>>91735445
Sheeeit

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>>91735701
>twi'lek in clone trooper crop top armor

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>>91735680
oh fuck, i meant the the phantom menace

>>91734284
>tfw no Dark Forces style game with Cassian and K2

>>91735701
doing god's work

>>91733240
I am one with the Force and the Force is with me. I am one with the Force and the Force is with me. I am one with the Force and the Force is with me. I am one with the Force and the Force is with me. I am one with the Force and the Force is with me. I am one with the Force and the Force is with me. I am one with the Force and the Force is with me.

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>>91733411
She just is.

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>>91735805
Last one I promise

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>>91735810

>>91735519
oh god, it's finally happening

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>>91735732
10/10, anon

Anyone else hopeful that BF's story will be good considering that it's co-written by the guy who wrote Spec Ops?

Or will it just be about a strong independent sympathetic woman fighting against evil male Rebels?

>>91735847
>Not Blacked in Aurebesh

>>91735680
>>91735788
Well you're asking the wrong guy because I quite like the movie.

But visually, TPM has always been critically praised for its visuals. It still has some of the best in the entire franchise. Anybody who denies this is deluded.

>>91735932
Make it so

>>91735920
>it's co-written by the guy who wrote Spec Ops?
I have a painful feeling it will be a whole "fascism is BAD" message. Not saying Fascism is good or bad but Spec Ops was really heavy handed about messages.

>>91735887
Is hwat habbenin?

>>91735979
I'm getting old.

>>91735920
I think it's gonna be pretty good. There was an LSG member at the Celebration reveal who said that BF2's story is spinning out of Lost Stars/Shattered Empire, and judging by the trailer, the game will be following that general vein of tone and action. I think it will be pretty good.

The fact that they already confirmed a playable Luke mission has sold me already.

>one of the only canon stories of Luke being a true Jedi
>And you get to fucking PLAY it

Only a fool would pass it up.

>>91736002
>There was an LSG member at the Celebration reveal who said that BF2's story is spinning out of Lost Stars/Shattered Empire,
>mission is to recover Ciena's wrecked TIE

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Is there a Star Wars girl better than Ashley?

>>91736106
Carrie because she actually fucked fans

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>>91736066
I'd love that.

They showed this shot of Jakku in the trailer

>that falling Star Destroyer
Looks exactly like the Lost Stars cover art. Coincidence?

Either way, I am excited.

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>going through my old star wars toys looking for all my old clones and mangos
>find these

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>>91735942

>>91736144
I'm gonna need a citation for that, preferably in the form of photographic and/or video evidence.

>>91736106
Jenny Nicholson

even though she likes pastel-colored miniature horses

>>91736195
Your letters are backwards m8

>>91736195
>Poor Little Scoundrel Boy

>>91735445
How can she be so cute?
isn´t she old?

>>91736173
You actually got me thinking with new canon they made Endor very chaotic. You had Blade Squadron fucking shit up, Sloan losing her shit on ISB, Thane straight up not giving a fuck, Ciena going ham and Poe's mom wrecking everything. BF could give a face to all this chaos.

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either I somehow managed to screw up installing a font or the font was wrong

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>>91736339
They're in order, just reversed,. Probably the font.

>>91736308
They already did, kind of.

Battlefront 2015 had free DLC set on Endor after ROTJ, where the forest is partially on fire, and there's a huge crashed ship in the distance with its shields flaring on and off.

Was one of the more spectacular things from that game. Hopefully they'll revisit the idea in the BF2 story.

>>91736396
messing with the font, they reverse when I type in caps

>>91736302
>isn´t she old?

She's only 35. That's technically still young.

>>91736144
>implying me, Pablo, and a strapon-wearing Andi Gutierrez didn't make Ashley airtight last weekend in Orlando

>>91736195
Good work

>>91736308
I like the new Endor stuff. It's more ''believable''. In the EU they just go away to fight soul stealing dinosaurs.

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>>91736302
If you're like, in the 3rd grade, then yeah she must seem old.

>>91736233

>spoiler
>implying that's a bad thing

ARE WE BLIND????

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>>91736687

>>91736687
Shota anon. No.

>>91736687
How old do you think you have to be to be a teacher?

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>>91736744
he is too old to begin the training.

>>91736483
Almost twice my age

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>>91736687

>>91736798
Like 40.

>>91736687
What are you doing, anon?

>>91736849
I think 22 is the bare minimum.

>>91736817
So? My girlfriend is 10 years older than me

>>91736687
You uh are aware you need to be 18 to post here right?

>>91736687
It's a good thing /ss/fags already left

I like rogue one more than ESB

>>91736687
>inb4 SS fag comes in here and tries to erp with a real little boy like he did last time (WHICH IS EXTREMELY FUCKING ILLEGAL BY THE WAY)

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Added a major one for ESB.

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>>91736687
Hello, young man.

>>91736687
BAN'D

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>>91736869
I had a teacher in high school who was 23, fresh out of college.

All he ever wanted to do was be a teacher. By the time I graduated, he had quit.

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>>91736687
My shota senses are tingling.

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>>91736687
Hello there

>>91736899
Me too, but I don't want to get into any arguments about it

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Would you worship Ashley's feet after a brisk jog?

>>91736949
He can go teach English and hang out with sexpats. That is where the real money is.

>>91736936
Please don't. There is a real chance that this is an actual child and you're attempting to even jokingly try and talk with him in an erotic manner which is at the worst illegal in some form or at the least extremely fucking creepy like going up to a little girl saying shit like "Hey sweetheart wanna sit in my lap? I would love to feel your skin honey."

This thread doesn't need your pedophile garbage.

>>91736936
>>91736988
>>91736994
spoke too soon

>>91736949
Happens a lot these days. Each generation just gets worse.

>>91736881
I hope shes not twice your age

>>91736943
It's in the rules. You get banned for admitting you're not 18.

I refuse to believe a middle schooler made it to this hellhole.

>>91737033
I was just havin a giggle m8, I wasn't going to take it any further

This website is for 18+, only a fool would believe shota anon is real (even if its funny to pretend IMO, shota anon led to some funny shit last year)

The only reason I posted at all was because people pointed out that /ss/fags hadn't posted yet. I had to go and google her because I never even had any pictures of her

>>91737081
I wouldn't be surprised at all if a ton of people on 4chan are middle-schoolers. Most are smart enough not to say it, though.

>>91737081
You do realize this is one of the most popular websites right? Plus the edgy reputation attracts kids. I first found this website when I was like 11.

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>>91737097
>I had to go and google her because I never even had any pictures of her

Ah, so you're just a newfag?

>>91737141
Nope, been here since TCW season 5. My Star Wars folder is 3GB big, but I somehow didnt have any pictures of /ss/ (even though I quite like her)

>>91737119
Most of 'em tend to hang out around either /v/, /b/, or /pol/. They want to be part of the ebin ma may culture.

>>91737081
I started in 9th grade.

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Have any anons here actually purchased any of Ashley's designs for their girlfriends?

>>91737081
Moot made this shithole when he was 13 dude

>>91737081
Came here when I was like 14. Was not once accused of being a newfag ever. I tried to stay polite, and only posted sparingly.

I told my friend about the website, who was obnoxiously loud about it in public, leading to some autist shouting about me about how he could DDOS me if he wanted.

I lurked for over a year because I was scared I would be hacked (I think this is a good thing, newfags would be a lot less obnoxious if they lurked moar)

It's been 3 years since I could actually post here legally. Where the fuck did the time go.

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>>91737217
>girlfriends
You're funny a guy anon. Real fucking funny.

>>91737264
What? You don't have a girlfriend?

>>91737141
>Ah, so you're just a newfag?
so not having shit taste in waifus makes you a newfag now?

>>91737272
We're a general made up of autists. I'd reckon only a small percentage of us have girlfriends.

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>>91737217
Haven't had a girlfriend in years. As if I cared.

>>91737334
But I'm always assured by the people in this thread that the only autism comes from /tv/ and without them this thread is always 100% great quality good times.

>>91737334
The trick is to find out what kind of autism a girl has.

They're not so different when you break them down to science. But lets stop this is NOT /r9k/

>>91737375
There is bad autism, and there is fun autism. It really just depends on what you focus your autism on.

>>91737236
>Moot made this shithole when he was 13 dude

15, actually. 4chan was born in 2003. He was 15 then.

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How many padawans and clones did Shaak Ti molest?

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>>91737491
wh-whats your f-favorite star wars m-movie, anon?

>>91737491
>How do you know I'm not 18 and I didn't just flunk a bunch of times?

If it was that bad I think you'd either not have the intellectual sophistication to post on the internet. Or you'd have a serious disciplinary problem.

Either way, no body who can't make it past middle school would still be there by the time they're 18. You'd either be in a school for retards, or juvie/grownup prison.

>>91737491
>How do you know I'm not 18 and I didn't just flunk a bunch of times?
Because you'd be to embarrassed to admit you failed seventh grade six times.

>>91737491
See you in five years kiddo.

>>91737599
Well, they could be retarded...

>>91733727
Really? I think it's perfectly fine and in character enough to justify it.

>>91733240

SAVE THE REBELLION....


SAVE THE DREAM!

>>91737543
Revenge of the Sith or Return of the Jedi, I can't decide.

>>91732766

Man, I welcome female protagonists but when people do that LOL UR TEARS XD shit I wish they'd change their minds.

>>91733841
desu this scene should've been with Sheev and Vader should've been saved for the final scene. He's not necessary for this scene at all and I get that they wanted to use the same costume design as A New Hope for continuity which I respect but it honestly looked like such shit in this scene. Plus James Earl Jones' voice is either just not up to par anymore or they fucked up the filtering of it, but it sounded noticeably off to the point where my dad asked me if JEJ was dead because it sounded like a different actor.

Plus imagine if the hallway scene was the first time we see Vader in the film? It'd have made that scene 10x better.

>>91734277

Why is it a bad thing?

Why the fuck can't some of you autists just enjoy a fucking movie for once?

>>91734323
Isn't Jyn supposed to be 20 and Rey supposed to be 19?

neither of them look that age, especially considering Felicity Jones is in her 30s

>>91737491
Farewell, shotanon. May we never see you again.

>>91734270

Other than having a hate bonerfor Wookiees, Bossk seems like a pretty chill guy.

>>91734900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quomfw84ufA

he talks the same way about George that he does about JJ and Rian if you remove the context like all those videos have.

>>91737713
>Implying you won't still be here when he gets legally unbanned
I know I will

>>91735935

>I quite like the movie.

My nigga.

It's my favorite of the prequels.

>>91737751
We need a Sheev version of this.

>I missed an underage kid

Anyone got screen caps of what he said? I'm curious based on the replies. I don't see blatantly underage posters often

>shotanon was real
>anons were actually flirting with him as /ss/ posters
Bruh.

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>>91737720
>Other than having a hate bonerfor Wookiees, Bossk seems like a pretty chill guy.

Is the hateboner for wookies even a thing with him anymore? I thought that was EU. I seem to recall him being pretty not-triggered around Krrsantan if I'm remembering correctly.

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>>91737773
Goddammit forgot pic.

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EC characters you want to see in an anthology movie?

>>91737697
>Why the fuck can't some of you autists just enjoy a fucking movie for once?

Because I tend to prefer good movies. Why don't you?

>>91737819
Clearly you don't.

>>91735935
Oh yeah TPM by far is the best looking prequel, but that might be because of the 1080p shot/reverse-shot (>inb4 RLM shill) that bogged down the following 2 films

on just visuals alone:
>ESB (obviously it looks objectively dated but it blows my mind that it came out in fucking 1980, it looks timeless in most of the non-CGI scenes)
>RO
>TFA
>TPM
>ANH
>ROTS
>ROTJ
>AOTC

Return of the Jedi is such a fucking drop in quality. This thread has a lot of comparisons to how downhill the cinematography went from ESB to ROTJ:
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=262012

>>91737543
>>91737657
>favorite SW movie
>RotS or RotJ
Did Shotanon have good taste?

>>91737803
EC?

Can I post?

>>91737778
Just check the desu.

>>91737864
I think it's extended canon. I have heard that term thrown around /tv/ but never here for some reason

>>91737879
No

>>91737879
Depends. are you another shotanon?

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>>91737879
>>91737895
>>91737902
You guys kept saying I was gonna get banned and I'm right here.

>>91737930
WTF mods...

>>91737787
This is like the third time it's happened. What did you expect?

>>91737787
ssfags need to be decapitated just like their shitty waifu.

>>91737895

Probably because /swco/ doesn't believe in using such a term. There's just canon or non-canon.

>>91737683
They just wanted to have a scene where the lowly underlying grovels before the real big bad in his big scary evil fortress surrounded by lava but we supposedly to keep being reminded that Star Wars is a fantasy film
Also I don't understand why Vader would spend his time chilling on the planet where he pretty much killed his wife by breaking her heart/choking her to death and also where he lost all his Limbs and was set alight. There's also the issue that he has to wear his thick leather space armour life support suit on a planet entirely covered in lava

>>91738008
I think it's fine. It's a quick way to differentiate between the legends EU and the new "EC". Plus, there really isn't a way to describe the books, comics, and other non movie canon without grouping the movies in with them too

ST is not canon

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/OUR
GUY/

https://twitter.com/rianjohnson/status/855582704280129536

>>91738038
>Plus, there really isn't a way to describe the books, comics, and other non movie canon without grouping the movies in with them too

Because there shouldn't have to be. The movies should be grouped in with them.

>>91737803
Isn't that the lady from Crystal Skull for a moment I thought that was a Pryce cosplay

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>>91738013
>Also I don't understand why Vader would spend his time chilling on the planet where he pretty much killed his wife by breaking her heart/choking her to death and also where he lost all his Limbs and was set alight
To remind him. Vader uses his pain to fuel his rage. The more he thinks about that day, the more bitter he becomes with each passing day, and the deeper he sinks into the Dark Side. Vader's anger and devotion to the Empire were the only things kept him going, until Luke showed up.

>>91738094
Got news for ya

>>91738038
>Plus, there really isn't a way to describe the books, comics, and other non movie canon without grouping the movies in with them too
Yes there is one, CANON. Please don't be an "only the movies are canon" anon.

>>91738098
>>91737803 this is a perfect example of a situation where you might need to reference them without the films.

If he just said "star wars canon characters" people could have easily replied with Bosk, Watto, etc. Without knowing what he actually wanted

>>91738099
Yea it is. Looks just like her though, doesn't it?

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>>91738097

>>91738008

The official terms are "Canon" and "Legends"

>>91738134
I would never be. But I think it's necessary to have a term separating non-movie material when it's necessary

>>91738150

No, they/we would've replied with characters who exist in all canon materials. Not just the films.

>>91738187
the actual official terms are "aspergers" and "autism"

>>91738192
Lucasfilm disagrees.

It's just "Canon".

Leeland Chee used to have Canon tiers, and the term "Expanded Universe" to acknowledge non-movie stuff, but that is completely scrapped now.

If something is Canon, then it's canon, there's not really any need for more terms.

>>91738205
But if the OP didn't want to include movie characters, than there would be a clear missunderstanding.

What is the big deal? It's literally the same thing but with the word "extended" Infront of it

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>>91738097
based Rian

>>91738187

I don't think Freemaker Adventures (which isn't canon) qualifies as Legends material given that it was made after Legends was established. 'Canon' and 'non-canon' are the more accurate phrasing. Legends is just a category of non-canon.

>>91738265
The EU contradicted itself 27 times to Sunday, anything non-canon might as well be lumped into the same category. Legends is just the fancy word for non-canon.

>>91738245
>It's literally the same thing but with the word "extended" Infront of it

Because then it implies a kind of lack of legitimacy and denotes it to being regarded as 'less than' the films. Which it isn't. All canon materials apart from the films are equal to them. Keeping it all in one term reinforces this. Otherwise it might as well be another EU.

>>91738038
The purpose of the canon reboot was to streamline it and make every bit of Star Wars as canon as everything else. There are no more "tiers". The original six movies are on equal level as all of the cartoons, books, comics, and everything in between.

>>91738097
Still not denying it'll be a rehash of esb

Personally I'm glad the canon is the way it is now. Even when I was younger I wasn't sure how to categorize the EU because it was hard for me to imagine it taking place in exactly the same universe as the movies, especially since the EU was kind of like the Wild West where anyone could tell the Star Wars story they wanted and get it published. I just accepted the EU as something standalone. Like, there was no way I was ever ready to believe Han and Chewie fought a bunch of zombie Stormtroopers like a year before A New Hope took place.

>>91738305
>Legends is just the fancy word for non-canon.

Legends is a sub-devision of non-canon as it is basically a re-name of the EU. Any non-canon materials produced after George dictated the EU as Legends is just simply non-canon.

See Freemaker Adventures and Force Arena. Neither are part of Legends, but are clearly non-canon.

>>91733240
>Save the rebellion. Save the dream
>Get me a hammerhead corvette!
>LIES, DECEPTIONS!
>Be careful not to choke on your aspirations... Director
>I am one with the Force and the Force is with me

>>91738461
Canon today is how I always wanted the EU to be. Hell, it's how everyone wanted the EU to be.

If I told 10-year-old me that characters in the cartoons and comics I was reading were going to show up in a new Star Wars movie, I would have shit my pants

>>91738447
https://twitter.com/rianjohnson/status/724717081804050432

>For the record, the NYT could print a rumor that the opening crawl will be yellow & I wouldn't confirm/deny.

>>91733240
"Does he look like a killer?"
"No, he looks like a friend."

>>91733240
>Don't choke on your aspirations, director.
>ARE WE BLIND? DEPLOY THE GARRISON
>It's not a problem if you don't look up.
>Does he look like a killer? No, he has the face of a friend.
>Are you kidding me? I'm blind.
>I'm one with the force and the force is with me.
I think I might be able to rewrite the script from memory actually.

>>91738097
Rian is just damage controlling, he has absolutely no control when Disney is calling all the shots.

>>91738582
Lemme guess, you're the same guy who said Filoni was lying about finishing Rebels too

>>91738596
No?

>>91738623
Alright.

>>91733240
I am the force and the force is with me.

Is probably one of the most quotable lines of the entire saga.

>>91738685
40 years and 8 Star Wars films and you think that's one of the most quotable lines of the entire saga?

and isn't it "I am one with the force" not "I am the force"?

>>91733316
>easiest $200 I ever made
>sat in line for 10 hours
That's only decent money, anon.

>>91738008

Nucanon and EU you fucking shill.

>>91738745
Not that anon, but the correct quote is definitely up there in the people's collective conscious now.

>>91738765
*Canon and *Legends, sorry if this triggers you

>>91738685
You're only saying that because he said it over and over and over in multiple scenes. If he only said it once nobody would remember it.

>>91738745
>and isn't it "I am one with the force" not "I am the force"?
It sure is. I was even thinking that, but I mistyped that.

And yes, I think it's one of the most quotable lines, because it's designed to be. It's basically an intentional rehash of "may the force be with you." It's a phrase perfect for quoting because it doesn't need context, and it was said like a hundred times in the movie.

Nothing will ever reach "may the force be with you" or "I am your father," but I think this one will stick around a lot longer than anything from the PT, despite the recent uptick in prequel memes.

That's not an anti-prequel post, btw. I just can't think of anything as blatantly memetic as the RO quote.

>>91738765

maybe 1 out of 20 people in /swco/ use 'nucanon' (why I don't know. It's not catching). On the whole, everyone just says canon.

>>91738798
And if no one had ever said "may the force be with you" no one would remember it.

What's your point?

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Hammerheads are objectively the best ships.

>I have complete creative control
>puts in a Hoth rehash scene

What did Rian mean by this

>>91738798
Not an argument. "May the force be with you" was said multiple times throughout the franchise.
On top of that, the phrase isn't just something he says, it has meaning. Especially in his death scene. And the scene right after.

>>91738853
I suspect the first act of the movie will be an ESB homage, Luke training Rey, while the Resistance is attacked by the Walkers.

But then shit is gonna get flip-turned-upside-down and the rest of the movie will be Rian's wild ride, some actual new steps in the franchise.

I don't think anybody could be retarded enough to remake ESB after the criticisms of TFA.

>>91738918
>I don't think anybody could be retarded enough to remake ESB after the criticisms of TFA.

You have to be tone fucking deaf to even make a teaser implying it is.

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>>91738820
I feel like every other line in ANH and ESB (especially ANH) is so deeply etched into our culture that there's no point trying to compete with that. That line in RO felt like an attempt in recapturing that and that's why it's repeated so many times. I really wish they gave up trying to force new quotes to become popular like "may the force be with you" has and just let it happen on its own.

But then again with modern meme culture I don't think any film stands a chance in general at having that sort of effect. Like, when the most quoted scene of the last 5 years is the TDKR plane scene you know times have changed.

>>91738918
>Luke training Rey
This is going to happen no matter what.
And people are still gonna complain about it.
I bet it'll be the only similarity with ESB. But it literally has to happen.

>>91738941
Luke training Rey was a given, and there was one single shot of some Walkers (lets face it, they were gonna be in the ST somewhere)

I don't think that's enough to write off the entire movie as an ESB rip-off.

I think once the first act is done, the movie is probably going to take a very different direction

>>91738979
>I bet it'll be the only similarity with ESB.

Outside those walkers.

And Finn meeting a dude in a fun cape on a fancy opulent city.

>>91738983

And I'm not willing to give Johnson the benefit of the doubt. I gave Abrams the benefit of the doubt, despite many people telling me not to. I'm not going to get burned again.

>>91738596
Filoni is finishing Rebels. To the best of his ability under the constraints of cancellation with a smaller number of episodes to do it in. Fucking dumbshit.

>>91738941
Did anyone know that TFA was going to be pretty much a remake of ANH from the teaser trailer alone? Or even the 2nd trailer? Not counting people who followed leaks, I don't think it was until we saw Starkiller Base on the poster that it dawned on everyone that it might have the same plot as ANH.

I don't think there are any scenes in the TLJ teaser that take place after the first act, save for maybe the shots of Rey and Kylo Ren with their lightsabers out at night, which probably take place in the 2nd act.

And none of the leaks or rumors about TLJ make it seem like a remake of ESB the same way TFA was a remake ANH. If anything it sounded a lot weirder and different, which is the opposite of what the teaser showed. Even the scene where we got the spy pics of Dubrovonik with all the aliens in tuxedos was left out of the teaser. And nothing about BDT or Laura Dern.

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@91739009
Oh hello again

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RED LEADER! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

>>91739032

That's the point. TFA at least TRIED to look new and original to some extent. TLJ isn't even that.

>>91738528
>Implying this is a new thing
>Who is Aayla Secura?
>Who is General Grievous?

>>91739059
THAT MEDICAL FRIGATE'S NOT GONNA LAST VERY LONG

>>91739092
>*snaps at the little neck part*

>>91739092
THAT MEDICAL FRIGATES GONNA BLOW

>>91739059
FUCK OFFFFFF REEEEEE THIS TARGETTING COMPUTER IS FUCKING SHIT I CANT FIND THE LAST TIE BOMBER

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>>91739007
>Everyone constantly talking about how TFA is a return to classic Star Wars from the moment production starts
>Everyone constantly talking about how Rian Johnson is taking Episode 8 in a new and weird direction and how different it's going to be from the moment production starts

It's one thing to have no faith in Treverrow after Jurassic World but Rian Johnson was getting nonstop praise from people working on the film with emphasis on how different it's going to be. I don't know why you expected JJ Abrams to come up with something new when literally every film he's made has either been a reboot, remake, or homage.

>inb4 but Mark Hamill blinked "it's gonna suck" in morse code last week!

>>91739085
Ok, you got me, sort of, but;

>Who is Aayla Secura?
Lucas only put her in for her design that he saw in a portrait, he liked her

>Who is General Grievous?
Completely different character to the guy that showed up in the 2003 cartoon

It's not the same as having actual canon stories, you know? But I admit that yes, to a much, much smaller extent, there was some acknowledgement of the EU in the prequels.

I don't know why everyone is saying the Crait battle looks like a Hoth rip-off.

Crait is a salt planet, not a snow planet.

>>91739085
Grievous is a case of an EU outlet getting to use him first, though. He was already revealed as an upcoming villain in Episode 3 even before his appearance in Clone Wars.

>>91732766
>Fuck the fanbase n sheit.
d r o p p e d

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>>91738849
We must dissent

But seriously, corvettes are underrated. Bigger than a fighter, smaller than a cruiser, just the right size for a comfy military ship. I hope we see smaller ships get play in the TLJ space battle, not just Star Destroyers and StarHawks

>>91739075
>TFA at least TRIED to look new and original to some extent.

Not really. It tried to look as OT as it possibly could. And it failed. The things it tried to do the same were shit, and the things it tried to do different were shit. That's probably why Rogue One looked as good as it did. It looked more like a Star Wars saga film than TFA did. It's like they took what JJ did and said 'That, let's not do those things', because Rogue One did all the same shit right, and all the different shit right.

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>>91739075
anon I think they're keeping some of the new stuff close to their chest, at least until the theatrical trailer

I wasn't impressed by the TLJ teaser either but I still have faith since we know about a lot of new stuff they didn't show in the trailer like pic related

>>91739085
>>Who is General Grievous?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBOoZ5Tuh2o
you fool

>>91739185
Is that a real horse they put funny ears on or is it an actual prop they made?

>>91739118

It's not that Johnson hasn't been saying stuff, but then you have to remember Driver invoking ESB before hurriedly backtracking.

You can say that he's just that good but I won't buy it. It took fucking weeks for people saying TFA wasn't that good to get any real traction, and months for the opinion to become widespread even as a minority opinion. Even if the movie is the worst in Rian's career people will be so desperate for a good Star Wars movie it'll probably be a year until people say that.

>>91739150
cuz rebels vs what looks like AT-ATs

I don't think it'll be like Hoth at all in the finished movie and I'm super tired of seeing the "ESB rehash!" argument on here over at over but the trailer really made it look like Hoth 2.0

I'm pretty sure there was an interview with Rian afterwards where he even said that it's not like Hoth but the circlejerk was too strong and people either forgot about it or never saw it. I'm gonna go look for it, I remember seeing it but I could be mistaken

>>91739135
>Completely different character to the guy that showed up in the 2003 cartoon

Not only that, but Greivous was created by Lucas. The movie version has always been the true version. The gennedy version was just looking at film concepts and not knowing much about the character beyond that he's a bad guy cyborg that uses lightsabers.

>>91739150
It's the imagery of airspeeders shooting towards a cluster of walkers on a pure-white planet.