It's a "Broccoli is literally poison" episode

in b4 Stewie or Calvin&Hobbes

>Broccoli is an estrogen blocker
Hmm

>>91539257
>le kids hate vegetables meme
The vast majority of kids I knew growing up had no problem with veggies.

Broccoli isn't bad with some sauce.

Thanks OP, for giving me an excuse to post this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGyBx3TfdbI

Broccoli tastes so damn good when steamed and put with sauce

Release the cheese.

>>91539257
That ep made me hungry for some broccoli

>>91539385
Its all about where you're getting your veggies from, and how they're cooked. A lot of kids I knew had parents who couldn't cook vegetables for shit and basically just heated up can green beans and spinach to go with food.

>>91540521
My mother uses vegetables as a vehicle for shitty jarred minced garlic. No matter what I do I can't get her to take 30 seconds to use the fresh stuff.

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Broccoli is trash

As a kid, broccoli was my favorite vegetable by far. It isn't anymore, but I still fucking love broccoli.

>>91539257
Holy shit

This fucking episode gave me a phobia of broccoli for like 3 years when I was kid lol.

>>91541167
Kids like you are the reason cartoonists can't have fun anymore.

>>91540757
Yeah. I really don't get how people can like it.

I don't hate it, but I also literally taste nothing when I eat it. It's like chewing brittle, soft plastic. Adding spices and cheese or whatever the fuck doesn't seem to make a difference either, it just separates as I chew and I'm back to feeling like I'm eating a packing material, but I also have a glob of seasoning and cheese in the other corner of my mouth now.

Steamed, baked, raw or fucking charred to a black crisp, I've tried it all. It's just nothing. There's no taste. There's nothing to like. I can totally understand just slathering shit on it and eating it because it's healthy or something, but saying you love it just doesn't even register in my head. How can you like the taste of literally fucking nothing?

>>91539257
>>>/cock/

>>91539257
Remember the Simpsons Halloween episode where a piece of brocolli killed Homer? It wasn't a giant brocolli or evil or anything like that, he just ate it and immediately died.

>>91540757
Could be worse. Could be Brussel Sprouts. They are natures turd. They taste like tiny turds.

How stupid.

Broccoli is delicious. Especially steamed and dipped in ketchup.

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>>91542366
>steamed and dipped in ketchup.
>dipped in ketchup.
>IN KETCHUP

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!?!?!

>lol vegetables are literally poison
>why are our kids so fat?

>>91542416

I put ketchup on everything. It always works, too.

>>91542132
Fucking hate the smell when boiled, but I eat them anyways, preferably with cocktail sauce.

Then again, what do you expect from amerilards. Aren't vegetables illegal in Texas and Alabama or some shit like that?

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>>91542601
>Aren't vegetables illegal in Texas and Alabama or some shit like that?

Wut?

>>91539385
All you need to make them taste good is butter and salt

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Broccoli was delicious. I never got those episodes. Whoever made it cool to hate on broccoli and cauliflower fucked up an entire generation that neglected vegetables. I always ate them, save for a few things, and that was only due to preference.

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>>91541925
I was exaggerating actually.

It really more for like a week.

I fucking loved PPG as a kid.

>>91542366
Shut up Boco

>>91542366
>>91542477
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

Ketchup is for meatloaf and potatoes and that's it.

>>91542721
Yeah, isn't it against Jesus or negro food or something?

>>91539257
Honestly, it's kind of horrifying that they straight up ate these aliens while they were alive and screaming.

Is it true that if you're American and cook your food in any way that isn't either deep frying it or boiling it in water with no seasoning you can go to jail?

>>91543073
Most parents would just boil it to death with zero seasoning and nothing to go with so it was like eating mushy and bland shit.

Broccoli is GOAT.

Tomatoes are the evil of mankind that needs to be purged.

>>91543838
Yes.

>>91543928
>Broccoli is GOAT.
Yeah!

>Tomatoes are the evil of mankind that needs to be purged.
Eh, I dunno. They're okay in some stuff, like caprese salad. Or just having tomato slices. I don't like having whole mini tomatoes in my food, though.

>>91543751
This! Fucking hell imagine if from their perspective

I know its a fruit but I'm just saying avocados are disgusting

>>91542601
What kind of bait is this?

>>91543928
>Tomatoes are the evil of mankind that needs to be purged.

cooked and seasoned well they're fine, it's just the raw flavor that is terrible

>>91544057
Faggot

>>91539257
What even is this fucking meme that broccoli tastes bad? It's pretty okay, especially steamed.

>>91544215
it's just a meme, like people pretending bacon is special

Funny

In Japan children LOVE broccoli so they use green bell peppers instead, which they hate

>this thread
reminds me of the time where Doofenshmirtz stole all healthy food and unhealthy additives so he could be the healthiest person in Danville but he didn't really like the taste of the vegetables so he dipped them in the additives and ate all the vegetables but also dipped them all so he ironically ended up fat

>>91544215
>steamed.
>Not roasted with olive oil and garlic

>>91542132
This is the most correct post, I might as well go slather bubble wrap or packing peanuts in shit and eat those, at least maybe I'll taste some of the musty box.

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>>91543751
>>91543973

>>91542216
>>>/out/

Brussels Sprouts are GOAT, easily the best leafy vegetable

>>91544300
Ooh, can't remember ever having garlic with broccoli.

>>91544225
Crispy bacon is great but too fucking greasy to practically enjoy that much. Cold BLT bacon isn't bad but isn't really that much better than any other lunchmeat.

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QUESTION.
¿americans really hate vegetables?

>>91544436
Yeah I don't mean bacon is bad, but it's not some holy grail.

>Broccoli is delicious

Factually WRONG

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OH AT LEAST PUT SOME CHEESE ON IT

broccoli isnt even that bad

now green beans
that can fuck off

>>91543881
I'm glad my brother taught me to steam it. I eat it raw anyway nowadays.

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I liked to pretend that I was a dinosaur and broccoli were tiny trees.

>>91544526
If you take out all the gross chocolate and peanut butter shit that could actually look pretty good.

>>91544619
Green beans > Broccoli

By far, like at least green beans can taste pretty nice on their own.

>>91544615
I'll never understand why people do this, you may as well combine steak with cinnamon.

>>91545805
I worry about the chocolate but peanut butter on a burger is not bad

>>91544526
If you take out everything but the chocolate and peanut butter that could actually look pretty good.

90% of the time when I hear someone doesn't like X food, they've had it cooked wrong. Although there is for instance a gene that makes cilantro taste like soap. Certain foods like brassicas(Broccoli, Brussels sprout, cabbage, mustard, kale, are all the same species) tasting bad is probably some genetic thing that makes it taste bad to some people. There's all kinds of foods that are commonly cooked wrong, that if I make them the right way, people almost always will like it. Then there's the one percent of people who are super picky and you just can't please them no matter what you do or how you do it. Fuck those people.

>>91543928
This anon understands

>>91542184
>Oh yes, one of the deadliest plants on earth
>It tries to warn you itself with its terrible taste

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>>91545865
>steak with cinnamon.

That sound like it has the potential to be good actually.

>>91545735
this

still do it to this day, its fun.

>>91546039
It comes from a generation that got horrible microwaved veggies slapped on as a side-dish. Of course it tastes bad if its a bland, nuked frozen thing.

>>91539385
Me and my sister always loved broccoli. Although brussel sprouts smell and taste awful so that one's justified.

>>91544526
that's a canadian invention, idiot

>the most memorable thing about this episode is the kid in the nWo shirt

>>91539257
I remember when it killed Homer in that one ToH episode. That entire episode was fucked up for post-classic, pre-digipaint/HD era.

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>>91539257
>moral of the episode is "eat your vegetables"
>if the kids ate their veggies at the start, they would have been brainwashed like the adults were

>>91549818
Cut them in half and pan fry with butter. Good shit.

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Cauliflower is superior and tastes delicious raw.

>>91545865
Congratulations, you made chinese food.

>>91542132
It has plenty of flavor. There's something fucked with your tastebuds.

>>91543615
You forgot Burgers.

>>91549968

And hot dogs.

>>91539385
Fucking ranch and raw brocoli

>>91549989
>And hot dogs.
Eww.

I just remembered that I'm on /co/ and that the manchildren here can only eat tendies with honey mustard
Sorry you kiddies never realized that the best way to earn good boy points is by always eating your veggies

>>91539257
Literally, every chinese restaurant I've been to can cook Broccoli right.

>>91550050
I know you can't read, being from /r9k/ and all, but the vast majority of people replying talk about how they actually like vegetables.

>>91539257
brocolli isn't that bad if you put butter or cheese on it.

>>91550050
What the fuck are tendies?

>>91544526
>YOU GOT YOUR PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE IN MY BURGER!
>YOU GOT YOUR BURGER ON MY PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE!

Broccoli on its own I don't really like, but it's good for other stuff.

>>91550050
>not with barbecue sauce

>>91539257
Florets>>>>Stems

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>>91544526
>$15.98

>>91550411
Canadian money is not real money.

Reminder that USA considers pizza a vegetable now

>>91551548
Pizza being healthy the whole time is godly news

>>91542366
>implying

Nigger, the only god-tier broccoli dish is one baked with cheese

>>91540521
Nothing wrong with just adding some salt, pepper, and butter to a can of green beans. Shit is delicious.

PPG broccoli episode is great if only for the line "the children of Townsville gird their loins for battle".

>>91539385
I hated veggies as a kid because my parents would only serve them steamed with no flavoring, then I tried raw broccoli on a camping trip once and was hooked.

>>91543751
>>91543973

No it's not. God I hate when people grow up and realise how """""'""""totally messed up'"""""" the cartoons they watched when they were younger apparently were. And I hate that shitty sites like Buzzfeed and Cracked are fuelling the idea that being a moron and forgetting common sense/logic and disregarding suspension of disbelief and taking everything literal in cartoons and Disney movies somehow makes you some sort of deep thinker.

They're fucking cartoon vegetables, man. It's supposed to be funny.

>>91544225
Speaking of bacon, that's a pretty good food to eat with broccoli.

>>91539336
Shut it down

>>91540757
fuck off, jean

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>>91543573
when your playing a shitty twine game and one of these pops up

>>91545735
if you're not eating broccoli like this, you're doing it wrong

>>91553491
Raw? Disgusting. Cattle aren't allowed to post on 4chan.

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>>91539336
All part of her plan of course.

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>tfw you're a picky eater since you were a kid
>tfw while you've grown accustomed to some stuff you still have a negative reaction to vegetables

Anyone find it easier to masturbate when they've eaten a lot of broccoli?

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What really grinds my gears into a fine powder is the constant THIS FAN THEORY TOTALLY EXPLAINS/WILL BLOW YOUR MIND/YOU'LL NEVER LOOK AT [childhood cartoon] THE SAME WAY AGAIN that's popped up everyfuckingwhere.

>>91553836

Huh, meant to be a reply to

>>91553601

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I'm imagining everyone in this thread that hates vegetables is akin to this woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

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>>91544526
>$15.98

>>91543928
Broccoli is pretty tasty, but good tomatoes are way better.
If I have tomatoes from my grandma's garden I eat them with every cold sandwich I eat.

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Brussel sprouts are the shit though

>>91549915
Raw cauliflower just tastes like cabbage with less flavor.

Celery is the best vegetable anyway.

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>>91553983

>>91542477
Do you put ketchup on steak too?

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>>91553983
Broc>Bruss>green beans> carrots>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Celery

>>91540757
>>91542132
Get the fuck out of this planet.
Take your candy-ass Starbucks eating friends too.

Do they, like... not know you're suppossed to cook it?

Red beets: I'll eat them if served just out of politeness.

Green/red peppers: only if cooked. Not touching them if they are raw in a salad

Plantain and cassava: Only fried. Rather swap them for good old potatoes.

Any soup with barley in it: vade retro satan

Why the fuck do tomatoes taste completely different when raw compared to nearly every other way of eating tomatoes?

>>91539336
>Also contains zinc, which helps to increase testosterone

Really jogs the nog.

>>91539496
This guy knows what's up.

>>91543928
Tomatoes are only good if you eat them fresh with a bit of salt.
The moment it touches anything else it ruins fucking everything because the juice gets everywhere and makes everything taste like ass.

>>91545735
Same here.

>>91544526
Southern US Cooking is built around vegetables, anon.

>>91542601
This is some terrible bait, holy shit. Veggies aren't illegal in Alabama.

Source: I live in Alabama.

(TL;DR WARNING)
Ironically, the Broccoli episode was the reason I started eating broccoli in the first place. I used to hate it, but then again I was five then; my country steak fell on the floor at my elementary school and I cried. Then I remembered this and took a bite of some broccoli. I loved it ever since.

>>91550050
>not dipping your broccoli and chicken tenders in honey mustard

Sucks to be you.

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>>91544057
>the raw flavor that is terrible
do you niggas even eat salads?no wonder you are all so constipated.

>>91554711
Why the hell would one put barley into any liquid that isn't beer?

>>91554843
Because they change their consistency and water content drastically.

You perception of taste changes that way.

>>91555134
It's a starch filler like rice or potatoes

>>91539257
Now I'm remembering that Treehouse of Horror episode where Homer dies from eating broccoli

>>91542184
And the icing to the cake is that he dodged all these clearly potentially fatal incidents earlier, and then dies to something mundane.

Regardless of what people think of the Scully era, I genuinely enjoyed the Halloween specials during then.

>Americans/Canadians itt thinking they know how to cook
Lmao

Fuck you guys and your shitty taste in vegetables, potatoes are clearly superior.
Seriously you can cook it with almost anything, like goddamn bauernfrühstück or croquette.

>>91553782

I know that feel, bro. I know that feel.

>>91539393
Kek, that ending.

>>91553601
Are you autistic or something?
"No its not."

Yes it is, because that was the fucking joke.
The irony in how these monsters are now being hunted down and devoured by these essentially alien creatures. Its supposed to be fucked up when you look at it.

Saying it isn't is like saying a guy getting kicked in the nuts with steel toed boots isn't fucked up cause its funny.

>>91553864
>If you don't like eating literal shit then you must be a lard

Fuck man, I fucking love most veggies, but some are undeniably shit and are shoved down our throats because some faggots love to make up shit about them being healthier then other ones. (even though have the time not only are they wrong, but its usually the opposite.)

or, in short, people think shit like "Its not supposed to taste good, its supposed to be good for you"

>>91543722
Collard greens are negro food and can either be awful or delicious.

>>91557246
Your mom is negro food.

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>>91545865
Broccoli with cheese is great though

However, cauliflower cheese is the real MVP

>>91549968
Tomatoes go on burgers, not ketchup.

Anyone else here love broccoli but despise cauliflower?

>>91543573
WTF I'm a slut for broccoli now!

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>tfw I can't eat Broccoli because it gives me horrid broccoli gas

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>>91550142
Nin-TEND-o Switch carts

>>91558970
I feel like this is normal, though I kind of want to try some of those recipes where you substitute cauliflower for rice. That might fix it for me.

>>91555458
Your mom probably cooks for you you fucking faggot