2 DAYS UNTIL THE HOMESTUCK EPILOGUE! WHAT ARE YOUR EXPECTATIONS?

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>>91455050
What do the arrows mean?

>>91455220
it means he either reply to them or they replied to him.

>>91455220
>this modern chat program
Still pisses me off.

>>91455493
Cohen misses the mark as usual

>>91455788
Hussie was in charge of this flash.

>>91455050
nah not really, no epilogue, we may as well write our own ending to this at this point.

>>91455050
Disappointment, mediocrity, drama, and about as much discussion of video games as an average /v/ thread.

>>91455813
But was he really

>>91455813
He isn't even in charge of his own life.

>>91455907
Bullshit, I didn't see a tumblr image of Piggy writing the word "cuck" on Hussie's forehead.

>>91455220
it means he sent them something, they opened it, and didnt reply

>>91455493
I also dont like it becase its not even parodying a program like pesterchum or vriskagram, just straight earth snapchat.

>>91456541
god that is more depressing.

>>91456346
>even piggy stopped giving us huss updates
He really is dead

>>91456728
he died of a broken joey

>>91455220
What even is that?

>>91457014
Joey is Unbreakable!

>>91457174
Joey is Not Crash.

Probably something stupid about how the kid's kids are off going on their own adventure and how wonderful and amazing it'll be because they're kids who don't know any better.

>>91455050
If it even comes out, not a lot. Just sappy shots of the kids being happy with their new lives (except John) and then "The End"

>>91457266
If they had kids tumblr would implode in fury.

>>91457321
>Implying making people angry is something Hussy would NEVER want to do

>>91457368
that's old hussie.

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>>91457208

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>>91457321
they already did

>>91457495
actual kids, not ectobabies

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>>91457266

>>91457587
I can't believe Dave married a brunette

>>91457495
>not a single hybrid human-troll
trollfans tfo

>>91457587
If human skulls are built with calcium, what are troll and hybrid skulls built with?

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>>91455050
I expect disappointment.

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>>91457922
Why don't we find out?

>>91457922
trollcium

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>>91457922
Hybrids aren't made out of anything because they don't exist.

>>91458268
They can exist though, as stated by Huss. Although I'd like to imagine they're freaks or sterile.

>>91458628
Yeah via ectobiology, which apparently doesn't seem to exist anymore. So much like Davepeta, hybrids are thankfully gone.

>>91457495
If John Cusack is a universal constant, does that mean that through the generations these ectobiolobabies will eventually create John Cusack?

Is John the great ancestor of John Cusack?

>>91458722
Universal, not planetary.

>>91458778
But they did create a new universe.

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>>91458897
Yeah but you think they're the only planet with sentient life on it?

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>Vriska got the best fucking ending

>>91459028
she died a hero no one asked for

>>91458677
>which apparently doesn't seem to exist anymore
Why do you say that? I mean, that's how they created all those children.

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>>91459204
That's how they created all those children 5000 years ago.

>>91459248
Whose trollkid is that? I can only assume Jade because of the ear scratching.

>>91459248
There's still teleporting technology, it stands to reason that ectobiology junk works too. Besides, there are at least two methods of time travel AND Roxy can just create anything from nothing because Rogue of Void is fucking OP bullshit nerf them now

>>91459248
What happened to the artist?

>>91459421
she still draws stuff, recently she's been in to Zelda stuff.

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>>91459396
>trollkid
It's not a troll

>>91459421
Got sick of the hiatuses, moved on to things more satisfying than Homestuck (IE everything)

>>91459397
Ectobiology was stated to be responsible for an initial population surge, but evidently after the first wave it seems like they reproduce the only fashioned way.

>>91459396
>Jade
>naming her kid Owen
Come on, use your head.

>>91459738
Oh
Ohhhhhhhh
I get it now.

>>91455813
Are you sure? I mean, we know he wasn't even in charge of Collide. Someone else did the storyboarding.

>>91455493
>Before retcon
>Characters use unique parodies of IM clients, with their own looks and functionalities
>Retcon
>Characters use bland copies of existing websites, down to the names, themes, interface, etc., but for the sake of humor
>Post-ending
>Characters use existing real world phone apps, played entirely straight, no jokes to be found in the use of this specific medium

The progression isn't too surprising, in hindsight.

>>91459856
What?

>>91459577
That doesn't prevent someone with warped morals from trying to experiment with ectobiology. Like using a horrorterror as one of the components

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>>91459988

>>91459940
Ironically by using modern stuff instead of dated programs from that point on he guaranteed Homestuck would become awkward and dated.

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AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN POURING DOWN ON ME

>>91460038
It almost seems like whoever writes Homestuck nowadays doesn't understand some of its basic conventions.

>>91460052
such nerds

>>91457495
>only 55 combinations are possible among the 8 humans if you take out ectobiology with one self
> 4 of those would just be the beta kids anyway so it is only 51 unique combinations

And then what? Those shat out again and again? I find it hard to believe that this new humanity is not without it's issues.

>>91459940
>>91460096
>It almost seems like whoever writes Homestuck nowadays doesn't understand some of its basic conventions.

Meenahquest was written well into Act 6 and was definitely Hussie's work. Unless you're denying that, of course, but back then we had no reasons to.

Really, the dream-bubble Tumblr parody really hinted at what was to come. There were thematic renamings like "rebubble", you could hate posts and password your personal spaces, but... that was about it. Vriskagram is one step away.

I miss Pesterchum.

>>91459475
>Hospital or Vet
Oh man, I remember Wolf Kids.

>>91459475
I can't believe people were upset by this artist, this is so cute

So, all music from the comic is 70% off right now, meaning you can buy literally every album for $55 total.
It seems like a good deal but does anyone know if the money goes to WP or to the musicians?
If the latter it might be worth it to support the best elements of the Homestuck art team.

>>91460376
Yeah but even that was kind of ehhhh

>>91460569
she was a het shipper

>>91460584
it goes to both, and from what i heard the musicians get a pitiable % from the later albums

>>91460644
A source would be nice, but then again I believe you. Seems like a thing WP would do.
I think I'll stick with my pirated mp3 and go straight for the donate button on my favorite artists' websites, then.

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>>91460631
All the more reason to like her

>>91460741
Christ.

>>91460741
Holy fucking shit, by pitiful I thought you meant twenty percent, not FIVE. That's just theft.

>Hussie IS actually in fucking debt
>he only partned up with the Snapchat guy to get some cash and shill his product with his webcomic

Poor guy.

>>91460569
they weren't she left the fandom before it turned to shit, if anything people forgot about her, but her JohnRose stuff is possibly one of the best stuff i've seen.

>>91460915
>they weren't
They were, they used to call her tastelikehomophobe because she refused to draw gays.

>>91461068
shit man, is that one of the reason she ended up leaving then?

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>>91461117
I think she was too straight to care what fujos think. Most people left because they got sick of Hussie, not the rest of the fans.

>>91460902
Hussie chose to follow the money, or at least fickle numbers as well as everything course that led his comic (and eventual "intellectual property," which prioritized pandering over quality) straight into a pitfall. He deserved at least 70% of what he got.

>>91460741
This obliterated every lingering ounce of sympathy I had for Huddle and ruins a lot of my nostalgic affection for Acts 1-4. How the fuck did they think that was okay to do to people?

>>91461249
The only thing he didn't deserve was the dead dad thing.

>>91462091
There's no way to disprove that Hussie Sr. was the real genius behind Homestuck and used his son as a front so the comic would seem more approachable.

>>91460741
who's who?

>>91455050
>Not much else set to drop on 4/13 this year. Should be an update on game status. See you then.
I'm not sure whether this is sincere or an extremely self-aware ironic joke

it's fucking impossible to tell with this guy

>>91462788
Hussie's current attitude these days seems to be "uncreative and detached"

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lol wtf. They have a copyright notice for the wrong url at the bottom of the page. Whoever's handling Hussie's website fucked up.

>>91461277
They look exactly how I expected

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Is Homestuck undeniable proof that relying on fans to continue the legacy will always end in disaster?

>>91463416
Yes
Fans are usually fucking stupid and not very creative, they are not cut out to be in positions of creative leads.

>no fanadventure ever had Karkat talk with his pre-retcon version

where ARADIA here

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>>91463982
nowhere in particular

>>91463982
Remember when Aradia and Sollux were characters in the comic?

>>91462337
It would actually explain quite a bit.
>>91462370
rj is RJ. Everyone else isn't important.

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>>91463982
Right here.

>>91464145
I remember three years ago

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Post cool land art

>>91462788
The first rule is the hussie lies. But he doesnt even do that anymore

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>>91464954

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>>91465001

>>91465047
got any train themed ones, asking for a friend

I know im excited for hiveswap too op. In getting paid on thursday so i can get the game when it hits

>>91465197
>buying it

>>91465290
I enjoyed the comic so of course od buy a game made by the same person

>>91464954
You know the person that made those originally did so as requests in these threads.

>>91465308
>made by the same person

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>>91465350
Yeah, it's a shame he's not posting as much

>>91463416
The only good way to rely on fans is to either:

A. Pick talented people who LIKE it, but aren't obsessive, terribly nostalgic, or prone to force "canon."
B. Pick the hyper autist who has dedicated their life to emulating the original and hope they don't go full John Byrne. See: Don Rosa.

Cohen is neither of these things.

>>91465390
>that land
How

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>>91465350
>>91465390
Yeah but I still lurk. Been busy with other non-drawing things lately. Have a long-on-pause WIP.

>>91465407
There was land (and a maze) between the blades, you just had to climb down. Also towns on platforms, if I remember the description right.

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>>91465407
magic

>>91465452
Oh wow. Didn't think I'd encounter you. You do some good shit man keep it up.

>>91465452
>Time enough at last

What would the land of delays and noncommunication look like

>>91465562
www.mspaintadventures.com

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>>91465562
>It's just a giant floating Hussie's head

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>>91465457

>>91465501
Thanks. I wish I had more time to draw these days.

>>91465608
>blur
Absolutely heretical.

sometimes i try to imagine what it would have been like if rose and kanaya weren't just lesbian furniture to decorate the background for the last three or so acts

like, what if, you know?

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>>91465768
For that to happen it'd mean the entire comic had a major shift in quality so far too much would be different.

>>91465768
They were hardlly even lesbians post retcon they kissed once and then got married. Pre retcon it looked lile they might have had to deal eith issues but lolnope

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>>91457922
>calcium
>"cal"cium
Everyone needs a lil' cal every now and then

>>91466190
Well LE is a skeleton

“you wouldn’t like vriska if she were a boy character” you’re right!! that’s the whole point

i wish i could find the whole quote but in fletcher wortmann’s analysis of homestuck he actually touched on vriska as an inversion of the type of character that is usually male (an abusive bully but also a sympathetic abuse victim, hot-headed with a soft side, cruel but sensitive, these are my words but you get the implication here) and that in order to really understand her character you’d need a “degree in gender studies and vriskology”

i don’t know why “if this gay female character were a straight guy you’d hate her” is supposed to be some kind of “gotcha” like no shit dude. why do you think i stopped watching supernatural

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>>91463982

>>91465290
I wasted years on the comic just for it to turn to complete shit, and watched as Hussie went from "greatest author" to "guy I wouldn't go near at the convenience store"
I'm buying it on principle and am going to MAKE myself like it if I have to, just to salvage this sunk cost

>>91466427
More Kanayass please.

>>91465390
Man my land would suck ass to actually deal with.
Unless I had a jetpack I guess.
>>91465407
Lots of shenanigans I guess

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>>91466460
>have epilepsy issues
>get this land

>>91466427
Space ass

>>91466301
STEEPEST FLOOR

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>>91455050

>>91466632
>tivrop

>>91466632
Seriously what the fuck is that. Besides something terrifying.

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>>91463982

>>91466327
aren't there like tons of female villains that fit this archetype in soap operas

vriska isn't that original

vriska is basically faith from buffy the vampire slayer

joss whedon got there first, are you going to tell me he's a hidden gender genius

>>91466553
That would blow, at least you could shitpost about techno to all your friends for good reason.
This reminds me, how did the kids figure out their world name?
Did it just come to them or was the popup with the name literal like Thanks For Playing?

>>91467243
I think the consorts tell them

>>91466916
the implication is not that "hussie did it first"
it was just a rebuttal to vriska apologists

>>91467427
I mostly take issue with the "usually male" part
she's just a tragic anti-hero type of villain
her archetype is "usually male" only in the sense that all characters are "usually male"

>>91467539
Every fucking day I see this stupid fucking cat posted here. When will enough be enough, you're wasting valuable posts, you are literally killing this thread with your constant posting of this dumb cat. Please anon, don't do it for me, do it for everyone in this thread and stop posting it.

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>>91467821
She looks like a cool kid.

>>91467946
Man in Chinese restaurant: "Why is there so much Chinese food here?"

>>91455050
My expectations are for it to die.

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>>91467946

>>91467974
>>91468045
I'm not asking why there's so much Chinese, I'm asking why that one chef keeps on making dumplings and just dumplings jesus fuck man I'm asking noodles, I get dumplings, I ask for rice I get dumplings, I ask for water I get more fucking dumplings, I know you chink motherfuckers can cook more than that I had some good duck here last week, just stop with the dumplings.

>>91467821
Lewds when?

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RIP

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>>91468124
You didn't ask. You didn't say "could I have dumplings instead" you said "fuck your noodles, you're hurting everyone around you by cooking noodles, stop making noodles"

Where the fuck do you live where shaming and insulting people who give you stuff makes them give you different stuff?

>>91468316
its bait you idiot they know your a spiteful bitter person who will post more nepeta if they tell you that it would hurt to see more nepeta
its like a girl in a bathing suit next to a pool saying oh I hope no big strong boys throw me in the water

hyper fetish homestuck rp

>>91468316
>Where the fuck do you live where shaming and insulting people who give you stuff makes them give you different stuff
Right here.
Also >>91468386, I was trying to incite some Nep posting because using the spite of others is the most effective tool. Sorry for the hassle.

>>91467241
I can't believe that blog is still going.

>>91468435
>all those erp logs I never saved
daijoubu scooby-san

>>91458943
more of this?

>>91468634
Is it seriously?

>>91468644
>all those hyper cocks and asses you couldnt masturbate to
;-;

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>>91468514
Kinda terrible that we live in a place where inciting spite gets us what we want. apology accepted. any nepeta requests?

>>91468665
Last updated a month ago, honestly, never thought that blog would be one to keep trucking on.

>>91468665
Yep, once in a while she would update

Is Jade pretty? Is Rose?

>>91469427
Jade is cute and has that girl next-door attitude and look going on for her, she's total marriage-and-kids material. Rose and Roxy are gorgeous but aren't worth nothing more than a one night stand.

>>91457368

Homestuck is like 6 years old now. Hussie is nearly 40. He's not some early 30s nobody funning around on the internet in his spare time away from what I presume would be some kind of computer science job, this is his job now. I bet he got older, realized he only has this one shot at making a career out of his comics, and he's probably terrified to blow it by offending anybody, in this age where offending certain parts of the internet can make you fucking unemployable.

He can't offend anymore, so he really can't achieve the same level of funny anymore, and since he can't even keep a schedule these days, he'll fade away.

At least we got Problem Sleuth.

>>91469577
what about Jane?

>>91469708
Housewife exteme. Complete wife material, especially if you're a breast man. Jade is more childhood romance blossoming into lifelong wife material, but Jane is like a busty 1950s housewife made real. 8/10 would live in the suburbs with.

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how do people characterize dave so wrong

>>91469869
The character you are describing is an absolutely wonderful fantasy that has little to do with the worst named character in the comic besides Vriska.

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how

>>91469969
>>91469920
not to get that /pol/ but dave would def be the milo yuonolaptocunt guy

>>91469869
What about the trolls?

>>91468743
Do you have any punk Nepeta? That'd be great if you did.

>>91455050
The sudden and significant destruction of this fandom's following.

>>91469940
Please. Dick Jane a few times and she's back to Nanna tier

>>91469920
Dave is so unattactive the only person who wanted him legit was a secluded furry

>>91470156
Not marriage tier. Do not impregnate. Will ruin you. Put a ring and ejaculate in a carapace or a human. Get a Jade pregnant and spend your mornings with fuzzy pups, or breakfest in bed with a Jane. Ignore trolls.

a burrito, john

>>91470428
What about kan

>>91470269
The way she treated Roxy on her birthday is unforgivable.

>>91470428
I want to marry PM

>>91470443
Happy new year horse fucker

>>91469920
>>91469969
It's no worse than tortured, bleeding heart woobie gay man Dave.

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>>91470192
i've got this, and punk human-y Disciple.

Did Jane and Dirk ever even fucking make up with Jake? Because I don't really remember them doing that after the sugar tripping and god tiering then did ALL THE WAY TO THE END. Then he's just Lara Croft by himself? COME THE FUCK ON, AND YOU EVEN MADE IT ALL ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS AT THE END ANYWAY WITHOUT RESOLVING ANYTHING YOU FUCKING HACKS!

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>>91469920
>>91469969
This isn't Dave, it's Mr. Strider -- Dirk's "parent". Like the Troll ancestors, it's an idealized version of the Sburb player.
- Jane got to be a mother and matriarch
- Jade got to be an adventurer and wildlife explorer
- Dirk got to be an admired (niche) artist and always in control
- Roxy got to be a mad-scientist and a caregiver that can do more than steal vegetables for her ward
then after the scratch, idealized versions of the previous game's players were used to make NPCs.

>>91471610
So wait, did we ever get a non-shillouette of Post-Scratch Dave/Mr. Strider?

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feel when you'll never live in the timeline where hussie did the midnight crew comic instead

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I heard there's gonna be some sort of prologue. Is it true?

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>>91471610
oh that's a pretty sweet take

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>>91471610
> Jade got to be an adventurer
meant to say Jake

>>91470560
A five out of 10 at best, only wed if you're a personalityless lesbian

>>91471989
All Jade wanted was love and a family

>>91471610
Still doesn't fit Alpha Dave. Alpha Dave was still a weirdo, a hollywood director/writer who made absurdist comedies and commissioned a bunch of stupid looking statues everywhere.

>>91472324
I am

>>91470650
You mean immediately apologizing for saying such an awful thing?

>>91472363
That literally dave is he had money and power

>>91471610
How is b2 rose her ideal life though

>>91460741
Remember when people thought Bolin was just a whiner?

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>>91472363
>>91472495
They weren't perfect or "best"s versions, more like they were descriptions of the players they were patterned on, and writ large. Maybe they were immature "when I grow up" visions realized.
Ms. Lalonde was a world-reknown author, but I doubt she got over her cynicism and she cloistered herself. Mom Lalonde got to do mad science, but still relied on alcohol to escape.

>>91472630
Truly, the Judas of Hussie's disciples, and Jesus Christ Superstar was canon all along.

>>91472667
I WANT MOMMY ROSE'S MILKIES

>>91472866
Her nipples are siphons that shoot ink

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>>91472667
Adult Rose Lalonde, famous author.
Famous, lonely author.

>>91473358
It was the SBURB walkthrough that did her in. Sad!

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>flying everywhere

>>91474490
The only new headcanon introduced that i like is that the kids float around everywhere like jackasses, simply because if they don't think about it they automatically fly.

>>91472359
She gets NOTHING.

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>>91471423
Awesome. Let me raise you one with an even more punk Nep.

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>>91475263

>>91460052
;_;
Fuck cohen

>>91475555
It was not him who wrote the comic, also checked

>>91475816
>cohen didn't write the snap chats that put Callie and Roxy together
Yeah nigger, sure.

>>91475849
hussie wrote the credits which put calli and roxy together

>>91475849
But Hussie put the credits scene with Calliope and Roxy ruling a kingdom together.

>>91466553
>>91465452
i remember seeing one with tents, which one was that again?

>>91460902
Fuck him

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What did John see?

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>>91477325
Hussie's plans for the epilogue.

>>91477325
Blind girl's nice ass

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>>91477325

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>>91475528

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>>91477649
ABSOLUTE DREAD

>>91477649
Empiness.

Hussie is dead, replaced with a dead-eyed doppelganger that lives out what little is left of his life and former glories.

>>91477649
nothing but another wait for a whole year.

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>>91477679
>Empiness

>>91477649
Meh.

fuck that
when are we getting another sbahj comic?

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>>91477649
I'm expecting both nothing and disappointment at the same time, as always.

>>91477785
sbahj movie soon brother

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>yfw we get absolutely nothing on 4/13

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>>91477995

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>>91477785
Do we really even want one anymore?

>>91455050
Am I the only glad who is ending only because this should mean they can't fuck up what used to be a great hing befoer?

>>91476116
>>91476409
Hussie gets the bullet too

>>91477649
I just want it to end.
>/hsg/
It's HSG and we're /hst/, my man

>people don't even remember generals pre />/ shit now

>>91478066
Anon, are you ok?

>>91478102
I just drank a bottle of vodka, so probably not.

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>>91477649
Nothing, because we won't get an epilogue tomorrow.

But what if...
>Hussie will keep delaying the epilogue to make us buy more WLF products
Holy shit, imagine if Hussie releases small parts of the epilogue that only confirms and deconfirms ships.

Imagine every update focusing on Dave, Jade and Karkat. Every fucking year on the same meme date. Eternal shitposting wars how Dave is straight, gay or bi.

>>91478066
it's not ending

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>>91478145
JUST LET JOHN BE HAPPY. MAKE SURE IT ISN'T BECAUSE AYYYY LMAO HE WAS NEVER SAD

BREAK CALLIOPE AND ROXY UP. I DON'T CARE IF ROXY GETS WITH ANYONE AFTERWARDS BUT THAT CALLIOPE SHIT IS RETARDED.

IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD HUSSIE.

That said, he did make a little bit of magic. Pic related. Absolute kino. What a beautiful reaction from fans too.

>>91478177
>Break Calliope and Roxy up
Why do you give a fuck about that mary sue who stole Jane's role as leader?

>>91478191
>mary sue
>because she's the only alpha kid with personality (other than Dirk) and took the major role because of it

>caring about Jane
>ever
Hot opinions

>>91478177
>the overtures with Jane/Roxy/Calliope in Cohen's Universe C
>When in Act 6 Roxy couldn't bear to kiss Jane
>Act 6 in general seems to prove Roxy doesn't think of Jane in that way

I think the only reason they put Jane with those two was because they didn't want to hear the base bitch about how Jane ended up with nobody, even though that would have mirrored John pretty well. In fact, her having Dad Crocker would have put her in an interesting position to make a family with 'Poppop' and her Dad and all of them have a happy ending but for some insane reason they avoid that route entirely because all that matters is who's fucking who.

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>>91477995
Before and after checking the site

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Say something nice about Vriska!

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>>91477580

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>>91478145
>Hussie splits the epilogue in 8 parts
>tomorrow we get to see Dave, Jade and Karkat sitting on the couch and watching TV
>Karkat stands up and does some housework
>Dave and Jade sit alone on the couch
>update ends

>meanwhile: tumblr flipping the fuck out at queer-baiting, hst spamming Davejade as hard as possible and screaming victory
>actual fans question themselves what was the fucking point of showing us this shit

>One year since Act 7
Where is my life going?

>>91480107
>actual fans
Good joke. Any actual fans are long gone. Don't kid yourself.

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>>91480107
People extrapolating an entire landscape from one data point? Making themselves super upset and then trying to make other people just as upset? .... yeah.

>>91468435
Considering the comic has a bunch of big aliens and a size-shifting character in it, it's no mystery those are popular.

>>91468704
Hey, at least Cherub and MSPARP are still active. You'll never run out of RPs.

>>91480798
>that latula
THICC

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Who gives a bloody fuck about Hiveswap? What are you even waiting for anymore, more disappointments? Here, look, have a bunch of indie games on Greenlight that are far more worth your time/money than Hivestunk could ever be.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/335670/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/242680/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/274350/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/332200/

It's time to move on.

>>91481143
>nuclear throne
At least something in here is synonymous with good taste.

>>91481171
Nice joke man, funnier than anything from Cohen. Why didn't Hussie hire you instead?

>>91481261
I fucking wish he'd hire me. I'd work for 5 bucks a day and shit post so hard you'd all be proud.

>>91481269
I'm serious, literally anyone here could have done a better job than Cohen.

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>>91481504
GIVE BABIES GUNS

It's going to get delayed and you fucking know it

>>91455050
Why do you losers read this shit?

>>91482582
I didn't even know newtype could draw that well. Looking good.

>>91482045
>half the kids had guns as babies
What is Hussie implying

>>91482908
That's literally what the OP says you dumbass.

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VRISKA WHEN?

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>>91483433

Looks like Cohen won't be able to get his hands on that weapon after all

What's it like being tricked into writing a whole text adventure game that will never be released?

At 12AM EST check your emails.
The beta is releasing soon.

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>>91483433

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who /aradia/ here?

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>>91483874

>>91483664
Hiveswap was delayed for all these months to rewrite it to have more of an anti-facist bent

>>91484163
Can they rewrite it to be funny

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>>91483883

>>91483874
I'm more a Jade guy

>>91479584
She's fat and therefore, beautiful.

>>91484320
They're the same thing

>>91484344
No way, you're thinking of Feferi.

>>91484776
Aradia and Feferi are sort of the same thing yeah

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>>91484320
patrician

>>91484871
No no no, Jade and Feferi are the same. Aradia is completely different, and better in every way.

>>91484966
In what way?

>>91484163
Expect a Donald Trump parody

Hell expect Lord English, if he's mentioned, to BE that parody

>>91485029
If I know Cohen, he's all about that low-hanging fruit

but I don't really because he's totally unpublished and unknown in the writing sphere

>>91485087
Except he's the one writing Hiveswap, that 2 million dollar game

The three D's of Andrew Hussie:
-Delayer
-Deceiver
-Destroyer
Hiveswap straight-up isn't a thing anymore.

>>91485022
Every way.

Anyone who expects anything but WP sales is a fool.

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>>91484940
exactly

Hussie's rise and fall would make for a thrilling rock opera, I think.

https://youtu.be/BpgUQYARIsw

>>91472495
>Rich as fuck
>writes wizard yaoi for a living
>Has magic powers and shit
>rides a fat guy's corpse off a waterfall

>>91485779
fund it

>>91485793
>magic
>being real
wwhat a load of crock

>>91485779
>>91485816
shills get
>>>/out/

>>91485905
what the fuck am I supposed to be shilling, a five-year-old movie?

>>91485648
We're all fools

>had a shit day today
>expect from karma that there won't be an epilogue at all or fucking Davekat/OT3

>>91487018
He literally hasn't had time to work on the epilogue, he's been consumed by the SBAHJ project.

>>91455050

I expect a flood of Autistic retards spamming /co/ about it.

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>>91487089
Why do you capitalize autistic?

>>91487089
That won't happen, there's not nearly enough people left. Even if the game released it would mean nothing.

autismArisen

>>91487219
Aradia.... has autism?

>>91466427
God that's a well drawn butt.

>>91487291
No it's not? Why do y'all have bad taste in art?

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>>91487291

>>91487462
I want this.

>>91487328
No see, this is a poorly drawn butt.
>>91487407

The Kanaya pic uses minimalism to it's advantage.

>>91487407
Thicc milfy Rose feels wrong, but also right.

>>91487462
>davekats are shit
We know

>>91487506
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0B-TM_v2TB4SuVllMUVhXUlR5MG8?usp=sharing
there you go.
whos going to sift through it?

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>>91487677
Thank you.

>>91487675
I always thought these models were ugly T B H

>>91487905
You think everything is ugly Daniel.

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>>91487905
Okay.

>>91468644
Tfw no one rps your kink with you. And the few that do only want either aged up milfs or age regressed lolis.

>>91487968
>aged up milfs
i see no things wrong with this

>>91487677
wwhoa
can you find old /hsg/ logs of fucking with people in there?

Which Homestuck has:

-The skinniest arms

-The biggest nose

-the smelliest genitals

>>91487975
Are you one of 10 shitty John roleplayers that wants excessively curvy and chesty girls?

>>91488096
-Hussie

-Echidna

-Gamzee

So if you backed Hiveswap you pretty much got nothing but some T-shirts regardless of how much you donated or signed up for, right

And he's getting away with this how?

TOG robbing him was karma

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>>91488277
i've never been on msparp, but curves or GTFO