/swco/ - Star Wars Comics & Cartoons

>>91328517
Beat me by literally 3 seconds >>91328519

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He deserved better

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>>91328517
why is she so perfect

also you should change the "Out this Week" stuff to "Out Next Week" now that we've passed them. Thrawn and Aphra 6 are coming out.

>>91328556
delete it senpai

>>91328517
http://nima-eleven.tumblr.com/post/159264036069/ Ahsoka movie CONFIRMED

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>>91328614
Reminder that the hundred clickbait articles about Rosario wanting to play Ahsoka were about a single tweet

But Ashoka's arc is done. She's fucking DEAD AS FUCK

>>91328566
He was such a fucking good guy.

fuck krennic and fuck the empire.

>>91328664
It took 18 years to kill off Maul for real. You think Filoni is done with his waifu for all time after 1?

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>>91328664
Incorrect

>>91328687
>>91328566
he was hot desu
I'm a straight guy that never had a gay thought in his life til I saw him and went "damn I wish I could be his wife"

>>91328738
and by "be his wife" I mean a woman other than shitty "dude weed lmao" lyra erso

>>91328646
That's the new normal for news, anon. Flimsy evidence for a million articles in just a few days. It'd be hilarious if she were in the movies as a major character, just blindsiding the casual moviegoers

News about season 4 is guaranteed at Celebration or whatever, right?

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>>91328738
Krennic had best taste

It's Mads, it's understandable. There is just some weird allure about him. especially in a uniform

>>91328717
That is very clearly a lens flare, you can tell by the pixels, trust me, my dad works at Filoni

>>91328717
That's a metaphor for her trip to the afterlife, not her literally escaping.

>>91328738
>>91328759

That's the power of Mads.

Also fucking hell, Galen had shit taste in women. Lyra is not even a 4/10.

>>91328767
Yeah, there's gonna be a Rebels panel, so chances are pretty high, if not outright confirmed.

>>91328738
Nigga you gay

>>91328792
If Catalyst tells us anything, it's that Galen cared more for Lyra's hobby/job and personality more than her looks.

>>91328798
For Mads, yes, he's the perfect ultimate man.

>>91328792
4/10 is being generous to her outer beauty, but her inner soul is rotten idiocy 0/10 "dude I'm going to fuck up everyone's life out of spiteful sour grapes politics lmao"

I mean TECHNICALLY she's roundabout "for want of a nail" responsible for the entire premise of the franchise, but that doesn't make her any less shit.

>We could have some NEW shit in the old Republic or pre-Phantom Menace days
>People actually want another movie around the OT or during the ST timeline

>>91328839
>for Lyra's hobby/job and personality more than her looks.

I was talking about her personality too. Although that's probably still to generous, her personality is a 2/10.

>>91328843

This.

>>91328798

>2017
>not being gay for Mads

wew lad

>>91328790
Source?

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>>91328843
>the ONLY REASON the Rebellion succeeded was because one spiteful cunt didn't like her husband's old friends

>>91328891
>gay for Mads

To be fair, I'm straight for mads

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>>91328759
>>91328792
>>91328839
>>91328843
This thread has no taste

>>91328790
There is no such thing as the afterlife.

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>>91328920

She looks like she had a bad nosejob.

>>91328907

The Force works in mysterious ways.

>>91328846
It's familiar territory. People would rather deal with the familiar than with uncharted territory. The last time we went into the uncharted, we got the PT, which everyone seems convinced is garbage.

Emphasis on 'convinced', mind you. I find the prequel-hate thing stupid, myself.

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>>91328907
>the ONLY REASON the Rebellion succeeded was because one spiteful cunt didn't like her husband's old friends

to be fair, Krennic was kind of a cunt. He was weirdly obsessed with Galen

>>91328930
*tips fedora*
*clinks glass of blue milk against yours*
*teleports behind you*
Pssh...nothin personnel, kid.

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>>91328915
>I'm straight for mads

>>91328981
>women don't exist

>>91329006

Not on the Holonet, anon.

On the Holonet men are men, women are men, and children are ISB agents.

>>91329006
First rule of the interwebz newfag

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>>91328968

>weirdy

There is nothing weird about it.

>tfw you will never party at college with young Mads

>>91328971
There literally isn't. When you die in Star Wars you become part of the cosmic force. Unless you are a Jedi/light side user and learn a specific technique to preserve your consciousness when you die(or are part of the Nightsisters and do some magic voodoo shit to tie yourself to an alter in a cave where enough can't leave) , you are gone forever once you're dead.

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>>91328907
>Krennic being a fucking shit is what brought the entire empire down

>>91328968
yeah but Lyra was just a total bitch. Imagine having some peacenik treehugging hippie wife take your whole family out of civilization and "get back to nature" roughing it out in the fucking wilderness and stealing one of the greatest scientific minds of all time just because she goes apeshit about other people's political opinions. I don't want to defend the Empire or Krennic at all, because they're pretty evil, but Lyra is a stupid pointless spiteful bitch who is all but ready to kill her own child just to deny any boon to Krennic. It is an accident of fate that her feminine stupidity results in the feminine cunning of her daughter enabling the fall of the Empire.

IT'S OVER ANAKIN

I HAVE THE ____.

>>91329065
Let's see, who to listen to: the media we have or the autist on /co/ spouting self-contradicting headcanons? Tough choice...

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>>91329132
POWER TO SAVE THE ONE YOU LOVE!
YOU MUST CHOOSE!

>>91329127

Yeah, basically this.
She's a total Yoko.

>>91329132
SENATE

>>91329127
Okay, but you have to consider: She wasn't wrong about the Empire being murdering assholes. She wanted to live a nice, peaceful life with Galen. Krennic was obsessed and wanted to use him to finish his project and launch his career, and she saw through that shit. Krennic is one of my favourite characters, but you have to admit he was kind of a fucking douche.

>>91329132
BETTER CAREER

>>91329167
THANK YOU that concise analogy is so apt. Lyra Erso is essentially the dumb bitch that broke up the Beatles. This may have resulted in Paul McCartney becoming one of the best musicians of all time, which is good, but it's still a kick in the pants.

>>91329167
SHE did nothing wrong
STOP BULLYING HER
REEEE

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>>91329066
>Tarkin's petty revenge is what brought the entire empire down

>>91329200
I'm not saying Krennic isn't bad, because he is, and I'm not saying Lyra is wrong about the empire, because she isn't, all I'm saying is that she's a fucking bitch and if I ever fap to the thought of being Mads/Galen's wife, it's not going to be her.

>>91329200

Well yes, but instead of fucking off to god knows where with one of the greatest scientific minds to play house, she could have encouraged him to work against the Empire, instead. Or just take up another position. But no, she needed to start a petty waifu war with Krennic, and got her family ruined.

>>91329132
TOUCH

I HAVE THE POWER

>>91329270
So she was totally right about the evil empire, totally right about running away from it, totally right to deny the rvil genocidal regime Galen's mind... but she's a bitch because of that?

>>91329307
They were pacifists, they couldn't pick a side

did you miss that part?

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>>91329158
Perhaps the media, which says exactly what I say? No headcanons here fag.

>>91329270
Sounds like you have some personal issues to work out, anon

My only hope for an Ahsoka solo movie is that they get Ray Park to come back and play Maul for their battle on Mandalore.

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>>91329132
BOMB MOVES!

i had a dream ahsoka had to protect earth from the mars invasion from
war of the worlds

she did pretty good desu

>>91329324
>"Honey, did you know your best friend is evil? I want you to stop seeing him!"
t. every woman ever

also there was the part where she decided she'd rather have a family of martyrs than a family of collaborators

>>91329325

Pacifists always pick a side. The side of non-violent resistance.

Also she wasn't a pacifist when she wanted to shoot Krennic right in the face, was she?

>>91329324
Thank you for putting this into words

>>91329327
you mind pointing out where that says "no afterlife", because all I'm seeing is pretty rudimental religious eschatological dogma

>>91329389
She shot after she was hit, remember.

she was protecting him. For fucks sake, if someone were to march into your house, threaten to shoot your wife, point guns at you and your child, you'd defend yourself too. She didn't want to go with him, so she turned herself into another reason for Galen to see the monster that Orson was.

>>91329373
>t. every woman ever

That's not an argument

So, what we know about the potential Ahsoka movie;

>Filoni, who barely follows anybody on Twitter, started following Rosario Dawson
>Rosario is a fan, and has publicly said she wants to play Live-Action Ahsoka
>Filoni intentionally withheld half of the Ahsoka/Vader fight in TotA because the episode wasn't focused on her
>He's teased we will see her side of things, and if/how she really survived, in the future.
>Filoni was referred to by Pablo as being the "George Lucas" figure now, after Filoni was promoted to head of Lucasfilm animation
>Filoni has been working on at least one other project besides Rebels. Has also been shown helping out with the two recent movies.
>Hayden Christensen is returning to Star Wars Celebration after 15 years.
>People thought this meant we'd see Anakin's ghost in TLJ, but he could also potentially be returning for an Ahsoka movie.

Did I miss anything?

http://nima-eleven.tumblr.com/post/159264036069/jediknightreys-i-dont-wanna-get-anyones-hopes-up

Speculate. Go nuts.

>>91329433
I'm pretty sure she shot first but missed like Greedo and got wasted.

Also you asked for an example of how a woman can be a bitch and I provided an example. So you may need to review your Molyneux videos to see how he addresses logical fallacies.

>>91329432
The part where it says that when living things die they become part of the cosmic force? That they become one with it?

>>91329448
Eh, I think people are reading too much into this.

>>91329448
Might not be a movie.

People have been waiting for Live-Action Star Wars tv for a while.

Could be an Ahsoka tv series.

>>91329482
you made a generalization. That's still not an argument.

>>91329448
>Rosario is a fan, and has publicly said she wants to play Live-Action Ahsoka
This has been blown out of proportion.
See >>91328646

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WHAT IF?

>>91329433

Oh bull, he ordered the death troopers to shoot because she was about to. She made that very clear.

If they were true pacifists they would have come and refused to work, so that's bull too. Lyra is just as selfish as Krennic was, she just hid it under her hippy crap. She wanted Galen to do what she wanted and didn't give a crap about anything else.

>>91329488
That sounds an awful lot like Christian soteriology involving the redemption of humans' souls with God.

>>91329496
>Could be an Ahsoka tv series.
They could dust off old Fugitive scripts and even get around the writer's strike if it happens.

ROSARIO DAWSON WILL BE IN TLJ
SHE WILL PLAY AHSOKA
WHO IS NOW SNOKE
MY DAD SUCKED PABLO'S DICK FOR THIS INTEL
SCREENCAP THIS POST
ALL HATERS AND DOUBTERS WILL BE SORRY

Was Anakin fallling to the Dark Side all a part of the Force's master plan?

>>91329534
It absolutely does not.

>>91329552
You fucked up now anon.

The mouse is coming.

Run.

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>>91329514
I gave an example of how bitchy clingy women like to prevent their significant others from partaking in the activities and relationships they enjoy that don't involve themselves. You can keep denying this all you want but it doesn't change the validity of my assertion that she's a bitch.

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When will Ezra get a new girlfriend?

>>91329552
Anon my dad is Pablo's dick and he says you're lying

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>>91329534

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I miss him

>>91329568
>>91329613
OK, I'll just ignore all those times I've been told to become "one with God/Jesus" in Sunday School, because you clearly know so much better than they do.

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>>91329577
If it's before me I'm committing sudoku and I'm taking this board with me

>>91329577
Hopefully he'll meet a open minded Mandalorian lass while he's off helping Sabine's people dig their own graves.

>>91329448
OH MAN
>>Hayden Christensen is returning to Star Wars Celebration after 15 years.
>>People thought this meant we'd see Anakin's ghost in TLJ, but he could also potentially be returning for an Ahsoka movie.

IMAGINE IF WE COULD GET A PRE-ROTS MOVIE

>>91328717
Wouldn't Ahsoka living actually be a bad end for her?

>>91329732
This is what I've been secretly hoping for. Hayden isn't too old, right?

>>91329705
Oh, he'll meet a Mandalorian but it won't be a lass. He'll be a tall, strapping paragon of masculinity that will take Ezra into his bulging arms and make him feel warm and safe.

And the Mandalorian's name is Korkie

>>91329742
>Hayden isn't too old,
That is of no importance anon, we literally have the technology to fix that

>>91329735
not if she survives to ROTJ and meets anakins force ghost

>>91329742
He looks pretty much the same, so he could definitely do Anakin again

>>91329628
That's an entirely different thing godfag. Like literally something completely different.

>>91329771
Do you really think that they would be able to pull of Anakin's ghost well?

>>91329628
>I'll just ignore all those times I've been told to become "one with God/Jesus" in Sunday School
Are retarded? No seriously, are you?

There's a complete difference between

being told by religious people to serve God and be his puppet and have him guide you because you're one with him.

And

Dying and having your literal life Force become part of the Cosmic Force through natural processes, your consciousness becoming lost forever.

>>91329820
http://biblehub.com/1_corinthians/6-17.htm
>But whoever is united with the Lord is one with him in spirit.

http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0015/__P2M.HTM
>1026 By his death and Resurrection, Jesus Christ has "opened" heaven to us. the life of the blessed consists in the full and perfect possession of the fruits of the redemption accomplished by Christ. He makes partners in his heavenly glorification those who have believed in him and remained faithful to his will. Heaven is the blessed community of all who are perfectly incorporated into Christ.

You don't have to believe in Christianity any more than the Force to see that there are fundamental similarities, and that's just one religion, that's excluding the many Eastern philosophies which have even greater congruence with George Lucas' ideas. I have yet to see any argument that "one with the force" means "no afterlife," especially when we see three notable Jedi able to temporarily come back FROM the afterlife into the "real" world.

>>91329902
>your consciousness becoming lost forever.
fuck that shit, this is a terrible deal

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>>91329633
>>91329705
>>91329577
Ezra needs another cute girl, with a big dick.

>>91329902
http://w2.vatican.va/content/benedict-xvi/en/homilies/2010/documents/hf_ben-xvi_hom_20100815_assunzione.html
>We all experience that when people die they continue to exist, in a certain way, in the memory and heart of those who knew and loved them. We might say that a part of the person lives on in them but it resembles a "shadow" because this survival in the heart of their loved ones is destined to end. God, on the contrary, never passes away and we all exist by virtue of his love. We exist because he loves us, because he conceived of us and called us to life. We exist in God's thoughts and in God's love. We exist in the whole of our reality, not only in our "shadow". Our serenity, our hope and our peace are based precisely on this: in God, in his thoughts and in his love, it is not merely a "shadow" of ourselves that survives but rather we are preserved and ushered into eternity with the whole of our being in him, in his creator love. It is his Love that triumphs over death and gives us eternity and it is this love that we call "Heaven": God is so great that he also makes room for us. And Jesus the man, who at the same time is God, is the guarantee for us that the being-man and the being-God can exist and live, the one within the other, for eternity.

Surely, you know better than the Pope, because he's a Nazi.

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Yo how does heaven even work?
Will I meet my ancestors? What if they don't like me? If I'm bugging them how can it be heaven for them? What if I meet someone I didn't like? What age am I in heaven? Can I choose? What if the people who knew me as a kid want me to look like the kid they remember? What if my significant other isnt in heaven? How can it be heaven for me if they aren't there with me?
Shits spooky.

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>>91329934
>I have yet to see any argument that "one with the force" means "no afterlife," especially when we see three notable Jedi able to temporarily come back FROM the afterlife

Those 3 Jedi are able to be ghosts because they learned to preserve their consciousness, like I said. It's not a temporary thing. Obi-Wan and Yoda had to learn the technique, and Anakin was preserved by them.

Otherwise when you die you become lost forever to the cosmic force. You cease to be an individual life. Based on The Son on Mortis, it is possible to assume the form of a dead person(perhaps an ability unique to the Mortis force wielders).

>>91330008
The cosmic force is not heaven.

>>91330056
>implying that anyone can answer these questions

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Where are they going to take thrawn in the next season?

>>91330056
Heaven doesn't exist because deities are a man-made concept once used to explain away the unknown with the wave of a hand.

>>91330093
>Anakin was preserved in the Force by Obi-Wan and Yoda
why, what did he do to deserve such a gift in comparison to all the people he killed?

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Oh my god literally who cares about religion?

i want to shitpost about fucking space samurai

>>91330056
>What age am I in heaven? Can I choose?
according to ROTJ special edition, yes

>>91330093
I still have yet to see, read, or hear anything about losing consciousness aside from people posting opinions on the internet. And the original argument was that "Afterlife in Christianity has similarities to the Afterlife of the Force," to which I provided three examples: A passage from the bible, a catechism of the Catholic church, and a homily by the Pope.

>>91330119
ebin, absolutely ebin

>>91330123
So they could bust his balls for eternity.

>>91330141
>ebin, absolutely ebin
Not an argument godfag

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I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

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>>91330141
>according to ROTJ special edition, yes
Jesus fuck I laughed

>>91330151
Imagine how awkward it would be for ghost Obi-Wan and ghost Anakin trying to teach Luke's students together. Imagine the banter.

>>91330161
>godfag
not an argument gaytheist :^)

>>91330093
I think that Obi-Wan still has a place in his heart specifically for Anakin, and thinks he fell more victim to circumstances and was played like a fucking jizz-box than anything

>>91330166
>file name

thank you for this, I laffed

>>91330201
Obi-Wan probably blames himself. He was Anakin's teacher, he should have seen the warning signs

>>91330201
>jizz box
I like how people have started unironically referring to "jizz music" after a decades of joking about George Lucas' space name ideas getting ripped on FOR OBVIOUS REASONS

>>91330180
you're welcome senpai

>>91330166
>>91330228
I thought the leg retexture from before was good, but the uniform recolor is fantastic, A+

>>91330141
>I still have yet to see, read, or hear anything about losing consciousness aside from people posting opinions on the internet.
Maybe try watching The Clone Wars

"You will learn to preserve your Life Force, and so, manifest a consciousness which will allow you to commune with the living after death."

The very fact that you have to learn to preserve your own life force and consciousness tells us that normally the life force and consciousness is not preserved.

>>91330247
I do it because it's fucking hilarious

how often do you get to say the word Jizz

>>91328920

how could she be the canon mother of my precious bunny?

>>91328920
Say what you will about her character, she LOOKS like she could actually be Jyns mother

A+++ casting

>>91330318
>her character
she was only in the movie for like 2 minutes, what character

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>>91330247
>I thought the leg retexture from before was good, but the uniform recolor is fantastic, A+
thanks

>>91330339
>Catalyst

>>91330272
>manifest a consciousness which will allow you to commune with the living after death
Operative words:
>"a" consciousness
as in one of many possibilities, not the only one in existence
>which will allow you to commune with the living after death
a qualifier signifying alternate consciousnesses which do NOT allow one to commune with the living after death, i.e. non-jedi
I see no exclusivity here.

I think we can all agree that the main reason to want an Ahsoka film is that /tv/ would flip their shit. The reaction would be amazing.

>>91330359
What the actual fuck are you talking about?

"Manifest the consciousness" wouldn't make sense in that sentence. There is zero implication that there are other ways to do this.

>>91330373
/tv/ is tsundere for the animated shows, they constantly have threads about them even though it earns a ban and most people like them

>>91330373
/tv/ isn't so bad, I root for canon because of the EUfag tears it causes, and Ahsoka is one of those things that causes salt flow

>>91330388
It could have been "manifest your consciousness" or "manifest one's consciousness" which would have been far more exclusive rather than relying on evidence by absence.

>>91328687
He should have finished the Death star then and not put any design flaws in. His wife shouldn't have been so happy to jump on the jedi's dicks. Traitorous whore.

>>91330106
away from this artist, I hope

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>>91330166
Yes.

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>>91330414
It's time to stop posting, Krennic. It's past your bed time

>>91330359
>as in one of many possibilities, not the only one in existence
No, as in the only possibility. "the" does not grammatically fit in the sentence.

>a qualifier signifying alternate consciousnesses which do NOT allow one to commune with the living after death,
Incorrect. The qualifier just tells you that they can talk with the living.

> i.e. non-jedi
Preserving your consciousness is an ability that only jedi/light side force users can learn. The Sith are unable and non-force sensitives cannot learn the power due to being unable to wield the force.

>I see no exclusivity here
Because you deliberately ignored half of the quote.

>>91330436
>everyone hates australians for being shitposters but it turns out that it was really the canadians this whole time
top 10 anime twists

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>>91330166
When I'm in command son, every mission's a suicide mission.

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>>91330414
YEAH and he should have slept with that HANDSOME director fellow!

AND FUCK TARKIN

>>91330106
To the grave

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>>91330433
I don't think this one is as bad

this one makes me want to burn my own sketchbook though

why is /swco/ so gay

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>>91330514
this one makes me irrationally angry

>>91330448
What half of the quote excluded the possibility of consciousness in the force for non-Jedi

>>91330530
because 4chan, and /co/mblr in particular, is gay

>>91330359
SERENITY: "At death, in order for you to preserve your identity, you must know yourself, your true self, and then let go."

>>91330406
True, most of them like TCW. But there's still a ton of "ONLY THE MOVIES ARE CANON" posters, who continue to say that despite Saw getting a part in RO.

>>91330542
I get him being muscly but he has such a generic face

he could be anyone. I'd believe he was Ayyy Lmao from Into Darkness

>>91330463
HOLD YOUR FUCKING POSITION

>>91330530
See >>91330099

>>91330555
>What half of the quote excluded the possibility of consciousness in the force

"You will learn to preserve your Life Force"

>for non-Jedi
That's something that comes directly from George and Filoni. Sith/Dark Side users are unable to learn the power of eternal consciousness.

And by very virtue of Force spirits being a FORCE power, that excludes non-force sensitive people

>>91330567
FINALLY somebody responds with a decent counter argument that is difficult to refute. It might be possible to stretch that but at least you finally posted a quote confirming your position instead of other assholes posting incredibly vague meaningless bullshit and ad hominems and crying about "n-not an argument!" as if parroting Stefan Molyneux without understanding him makes you smart. I salute you for finally refuting me.

>>91330631
except for the CHOSEN ONE I guess

>>91330346
That R2 needs more eyes

>>91330674
GRANT US EYES
GRANT US EYES
PLANT EYES ON OUR BRAINS, TO CLEANSE OUR BEASTLY IDIOCY
>the grand lake of mud, hidden now, from sight...

>>91330631
Force Spirits in the "real world" (within Star Wars that is) is obviously only an ability for the most powerful and wise jedi but that alone does not preclude souls in the afterlife you that cannot interact with mortals.
Also by non-Jedi, I mean non-force wielders. We don't expect evil sith to get into Star Wars heaven.

Furthermore: if Padme is lost within the Force, would that be Hell for Anakin's consciousness?

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I liked them

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>>91330731
falling with style

>>91329980
Please make it a strap-on. I don't want my waifu to have a dick

>>91330763
How does one fall upwards

>>91330805
very carefully

>>91330530
this website is gay
kamen rider general is basically grindr

>>91330731
Hate to admit it, but their design is starting to grow on me. I can imagine running one in a Form II style.

>>91329980
What if Ezra is the cute girl with the big dick?

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>>91330166
>>91330463
STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS!

>>91330805
Throw yourself at the ground and miss it.

>>91330852
But anon, Ezra is a taker.

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>>91330858
pathetic 720p, why did starwars.com fuck up the image galleries for season 3

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>>91330593
fuck you papa smurf I'm gotta get the glory this time.

hold your position more like hold my beer and watch what I'm about to do.

>>91330881
bullshit, Kanan is obviously the little spoon power bottom teaching Ezra to be a good top

>>91330895
>hold my beer

Can you imagine how much shit you would be in if you did this on a Star Destroyer

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>>91330913
Ezra learned topping from the best.

>>91330980
You can't just ride a teen boy until he gets overwhelmed and starts crying, seventh.

>>91330189
>Mastuh Skywalkuh can we learn about fighting in groups?

>>91331012
>implying Ezra didn't moan in pleasure as he succumbed to her superior sex techniques

>>91330913
>>91330980
>Kanan learns all about sex from fucking and getting fucked by Janus Kasmir
>meets green alien space babe Hera
>"Finally I get to fuck a girl"
>she has a penis

>Ezra learns all about sex from Kanan
>meets green alien space babe Seventh Sister
>"Finally I get to fuck a girl"
>she has a penis

like poultry, it rhymes

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>>91331095

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>>91331116

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>>91330166
"sighs"

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>>91331141

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>>91331085
Wait...Hera has a dick?

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PIE MOUND

>>91331194
two actually, on her scalp

>>91331209
Meant to reply to >>91329132

How did the writing of the show get 5x better after Sabine left?

>>91331541
It didn't, it was always that good but you didn't notice because Sabine is a scene stealing shit.

>>91331194
Like the rest of her race, she has a dick sleeve/external vagina that extends and retracts. Your dick can fit there. It can fit into a vagina with some work. It can fit into other sleeves too. They're very compatible even if nothing would come of it. Part of why they're wanted all over the galaxy.

>>91330106
The grave.
He's fucked.

>>91331245
>when you catch the inquisitrix pegging ezra

>>91328566
Mads is hot as fuck, loved him on Hannibal

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>>91331825
>actual reaction when you catch the inquisitrix pegging ezra

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>Death Star destroyed by two squadrons of Rebel fighters
>Rebel's were able to do this b/c Krennic didn't think to have point defense cannons or particle shields installed
>Empire builds another, bigger Death Star
>Still doesn't include adequate point defense or particle shields

Was it autism?

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>>91331604
dude that scene where she tries to "improve" the B-wing, designed by a master ship builder, throws me over the top. How much of a cunt do you have to be to go "Yeah its nice but I could totally do it better" to the guy who basically built a laser cannon with wings out of scrap metal at the edge of the galaxy.

>>91332135
Death star 2 was a trap more then an actual weapon platform. It was going to be converted into an actual death star after the rebels were wiped out, but that ended up not happening.

>>91332135
To be fair it wasn't actually done and still needed the full shield to protect it.

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Why did Krennic get the sexiest gun?

He didn't deserve it

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>new job opening
>120k a year
>have to move to Coruscant though

Should I take it?

>>91332478
>team player

>>91332284
That was the same B wing that would burn out the hyperdrive every time you fired the laser cannon, right. It wasn't exactly ready for prime time yet.

>>91332445
Holy shit

a gun we literally never see is the best looking in the series. Yeah, that's star wars

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>>91332135
>no point defense
>"Watch out for those towers!" "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the towers!"

>>91332445
worst gun, they modeled an inaccurate impossible fake prop after the general shape of an MP40 instead of taking an MP40 airsoft thing and chopping it up.

This is the real best gun by virtue of being totally original (well sort of, insofar as it pertains to real guns instead of previous video games) but looking like it was derived from WWII German tech.

>>91332544
Ah yes because I fight for realism in my space samurai wizard films, which feature a base which can one-shot a fucking planet

That thing is kind of hideous. Say what you will about Krennic, dude had style.

>>91332589
The weapon prop/model is objectively shit, you literally cannot fit your finger into the trigger guard. It clips through the character in the game.

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>>91332608
You're talking about a shitty EA game made to make money anon, of course they don't fucking care there

your autism is keeping you from enjoying things that are good

>>91332544
Source for it being unrealistic

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>>91332638
the real prop (that appears for barely 5 seconds in the film) also has Ben Mendolssohn fucking with the trigger guard because his finger can't fit all the way through (at least with a gloved hand)

also I dare you to go to /k/ with that kind of attitude

>>91332658
compare the models

>>91332608
>I WANT REALISM IN MY HIGH SCI-FI/FANTASY EPICS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>91332701
epic strawman my dude, you excellently defeated the argument I never made

>>91332694
I don't give a fuck about /K/. Literally who cares, they're fucking movies. They're designed to look cool, not to be real functional weapons.

If you need the approval of a board, you're retarded

>>91332407
>>91332518
Oh hell no, it was definitely not finished. this was the first test flight.
Its just massively annoying to me to see her basically go "yeah good start but I'll finish it better" right in front of the dude. Because she's a "weapons expert" and clearly knows more about starfighters than the actual shipbuilder.

>>91332735
no shit they're not designed to be functional but you need to be able to actually hold a fucking prop

every other weapon prop in the movie is great, but krennic's pistol is a 3-d printed disaster, I'm sorry your strayan waifu doesn't have a perfect everything and beat up tarkin

>>91332779
>I'm sorry your strayan waifu doesn't have a perfect everything and beat up tarkin

Never said that fampai. He needed his shit kicked in by tarkin. Where the fuck did you get that

>>91332797
I got it from your rabid defense of a crappy prop that exists only to make Krennic look "stylish"

>>91332839
>only to make Krennic look "stylish"

That's literally his entire character. He is about style. He's a architect for fucks sake, he redesigned a lot of Coruscant. I was talking about how it aesthetically looks, not how it functions. It fits his character perfectly. He's a sad man who was obsessed with Galen and thought he was better than he actually was. But he had a sense of style.

>>91332740
She has blown significant chunks off planets. I'm neither the least bit surprised nor taken aback that she's arrogant about her weapons' systems skills.

Ideal Obi-Wan film:

>it's about his time in the desert
>it's a silent film for the most part, the story is told visually
>he struggles with whether Anakin was actually the chosen one
>Sees Qui-Gon, but it's unclear whether it's a hallucination, or he's actually there
>Checks up on Luke
>Has to come to terms with the fact that he is probably going to die

what else

>>91332915
>it's a silent film for the most part, the story is told visually
No

>>91332915
Sounds like a Star Wars take on that Koyaanisquatsi film.

>>91332915
>silent film
only if it has old-timey piano ragtime soundtrack and 22fps sepia film
that's the only way to make an "obiwan jacks off in the desert for 20 years" movie

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>>91330318
*Rey's

>>91332839
Do you hate his cape, too, because it was there to make him look ''''stylish'''''

>>91332957
>Trying hard to disguise that she has a 10 year old boy's physique

>>91332915
He pays a Jawa to come by every day at meal time and hiss, "Slice Sith lengthwise" in his ear.

>>91332989
and what's wrong with that, anon

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>>91332983
Everyone hated his cape.

>>91333033
I just want to see him stuck in a door, while they all laugh at him

>>91333033
What else did Motti roast Krennic about?

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>>91333033
Motti, shut up, you got Haduken'd by Vader

>>91333068
>OH LOOK ITS KRENNIC, IS HE TRYING TO BE A BIG BOY IN THAT FAKE ADMIRAL SUIT OR IS HE STRUTTING AROUND LIKE A PEACOCK TO IMPRESS HIS BOYFRIEND GALEN

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>>91333144
>Wouldn't Galen have to be around to be your boyfriend?

>Right, he left him for that hippy dippy woman

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>>91333068
>>91333108
>>91333144
>>91333184

QUESTION:

if Hayden Christensen really is going to be in The Last Jedi and it's going to be revealed at Celebration, why would Lucasfilm make a big deal about it and announce it? Like, he's just part of a panel for the 40th anniversary. Sheev and Billy Dee Williams are going to be there too, are they gonna be in TLJ?

We haven't even seen a trailer yet and the movie comes out in 8 months. And they've been able to prevent any leaks aside from spy pics of people n costumes, but none of any of the principal cast. If they were going to all of the trouble to keep everything under wraps, why would they just let the Hayden Christensen cat out of the bag so casually?

>>91333472
I don't care he's beautiful I hope he lets me touch him

>>91333472
>If they were going to all of the trouble to keep everything under wraps, why would they just let the Hayden Christensen cat out of the bag so casually?
To drum up a shitton of hype for the movie

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>>91332989
She got hips, not sure where body of a ten year is coming from, but I do think it's funny that Portman has a similar body type but was called "tight" in the last thread.

>>91333472
>What is marketing?

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Replace one word in a Star Wars quote with asshole.

>we will not be assholes to be bartered with

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What is your least favorite part of the prequels? Mine is that Yoda went from a peace loving and spiritual guru into a flipping, yelling ninja. I find it retarded and comical.

>>91333820
>Episode 2

>>91333820
>Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate
>Jumps on Dooku while REEEEEEEEE-ing as loudly as possible

>>91333817
>“Asshole tricks don’t work on me.”

>91333820
>91333841
>91333867
No (You)s for you

>>91333817
The captain says you are an asshole.

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>>91333817
I AM the asshole!

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>>91333925
>anyone who doesn't like thing is b8ing
Nigga, these are fairly common opinions, it's stupid to assume you're being rused.

>91333992
They're baity comments, there's no rushing going on from them.

>>91333925
I like episode two as a comedy. But it seriously misses the fucking tone and is just unintentionally hilarious. There are good ideas, but you have to admit, the execution was wonky as fuck

>>91334031
*rusing

>91334034
I don't have to and I disagree that it was wonky. It wasn't perfect but calling it comedic is like calling ESB the best comedy film ever

>>91334031
>baity
That's what I'm talking about. What is it about them that you find baity?

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>>91333817

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>>91334072

Will we ever get a Darth Vader movie?

>>91332915
there should be a Jawa that gets separated from his friends during a sandstorm and is lost in the desert until he's found by Obi-Wan, leading into a 15 minute long rape scene shot in a single take

not even in an edgy way, cuz technically it's not explicitly a rape scene since the Jawa doesn't say anything or struggle, but it is implied

>>91334138
We already got six of them, anon.

>>91332957
I'll never understand how Daisy Ridley either looks super hot or super ugly, never in between. She looked cute in TFA though, so I guess it doesn't really matter since who cares what she looks like outside of the films

>>91333817
>"Anakin Skywalker, meet asshole Kenobi

>>91334179
But I want a Vader movie, not an Anakin movie. Give me a movie about him fucking shit up and hunting down Jedi

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>>91333820
Thank You bought time someone said it. Now before I am called RLM let me say that I liked the prequels but making Yoda and Darth Sidious fight with lightsabers was stupid and not creative. These juggernauts of the force should have had a battle of wills of the mind. Spectacular displays of force mastery not flashy wushu choreography

>>91334107
Pretending that Yoda is out of character
Pretending that anything to do with AOTC is bad
Pretending that Yoda,'s screech is somehow going against what he said

>>91334235
The original trilogy is for you, my friend

>>91334241
You have got to be a shitposter if you don't think the padme assassination attempt was stupid and fucking retarded

>>91333817
>"search your asshole, you know it to be true!

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>>91334241
Yoda in OT
>War does not make one great
Yoda in OR
>Great warrior that leads an army of clones

>>91334237
>but making Yoda and Darth Sidious fight with lightsabers was stupid and not creative.
No, it makes perfect sense. A Jedi's weapon is the lightsaber, Yoda is a Jedi. Yoda therefore uses a lightsaber.

Sidious is a Sith, Sith are enemies of the Jedi. It only makes sense for them to fight with a similar weapon.

>These juggernauts of the force should have had a battle of wills of the mind. Spectacular displays of force mastery not flashy wushu choreography

"A Jedi uses The Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack."

>>91334241
They aren't pretending anything, it's their opinion. Art is subjective.

>Pretending that anything to do with AOTC is bad
Nothing is fucking perfect. You'd be a fool to say something is completely without flaw.

>>91333820
>It's impossible for Yoda to have changed his mind in the years between Revenge of the Sith and The Empire Strikes Back in the 20 years he spent alone with his thoughts

is all I hear from you.

>>91333817
My asshole has doubled since last we met, Count.

>>91334241
Tell me why PT flanderized Yoda? In OT he used his verbal tic every once in a while to add mystique and whimsy. In PT every single sentence he utters is backwards

>>91334285
No, I think it was fine if a bit convoluted. There's nothing absolutely wrong with it.

>>91334341
Simple. Yoda experienced the first war in his lifetime in the PT, learned that wars do not make someone great. Tells Luke this fact in the OT.

>>91333817
Unlimited assholes

>>91334427
Oh gee I dunno maybe Yoda had like 500x more dialogue in the prequels or something.

>>91333820
I was actually reading the Making of Return of the Jedi a few hours ago and saw this in the transcript of one of Lucas/Kasdan's story conferences. Fucking infuriating.

>Kasdan: The Force was available to anyone who could hook into it?
>Lucas: Yes, everybody can do it.
>Kasdan: Not just the Jedi?
>Lucas: It’s just the Jedi who take the time to do it.
>Marquand: They use it as a technique.
>Lucas: Like yoga. If you want to take the time to do it, you can do it; but the ones that really want to do it are the ones who are into that kind of thing. Also like karate. Also another misconception is that Yoda teaches Jedi, but he is like a guru; he doesn’t go out and fight anybody.
>Kasdan: A Jedi Master is a Jedi isn’t he?
>Lucas: Well, he is a teacher, not a real Jedi. Understand that?
>Kasdan: I understand what you’re saying, but I can’t believe it; I am in shock.
>Lucas: It’s true, absolutely true, not that it makes any difference to the story.
>Kasdan: You mean he wouldn’t be any good in a fight?
>Lucas: Not with Darth Vader he wouldn’t.
>Kasdan: I accept it, but I don’t like it.

I think Kasdan saying "I accept it, but I don't like it" wasn't how he genuinely felt, just a bit of banter or whatever. The same thing goes for the story you always hear about that Lucas wanted Luke to put on Vader's helmet at the end and say "now I am Vader" and then blow up the Rebels. All of those clickbait sites made it out to be an example of Lucas being a retard, but if you read the whole transcript and see the quote in context it's obvious that George was joking when he said that. I think the transcript even includes the three of them laughing right afterwards. The story conferences were a lot of Lucas/Kasdan throwing shit at the wall to see what stuck, like the whole Jabba's Palace sequence was pretty much them making action beats up as they went along.
>"Wait, how does Luke get his lightsaber in there with him?"
>"Hm. He hides it in R2-D2"
>"I love it"

>>91333817
>you underestimate my asshole!

>>91333817
>It's over, Asshole!

>>91334362
>They aren't pretending anything, it's their opinion. Art is subjective.
They are pretending because they're acting like those are true in any way when they're not. Yes, art is subjective but they're not talking about subjective parts, they're memeing falsehoods. Not everything is completely subjective.

>Nothing is fucking perfect. You'd be a fool to say something is completely without flaw.
Did I claim it was perfect and without flaw? No. Try rereading what I said buckaroo.

I said one of them was pretending that ANYTHING to do with AOTC was bad.

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>>91334465
This kills the prequel appolgist!

You two careful, he is a asshole

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>OT vs PT for the 100000th time

>>91334427
>Tell me why PT flanderized Yoda?
It didn't.

>In OT he used his verbal tic every once in a while to add mystique and whimsy.
Try most of the time and not always for whimsy.

>In PT every single sentence he utters is backwards
Incorrect.

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>>91334430
>A bit convoluted
Do I need to get out the pasta?

>>91334541
>but they're not talking about subjective parts
No, everything we see on screen is subjective. I'm sorry, Anon. You're wrong.

>>91333817
There's no mystical energy field that controls MY asshole!

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>>91331773
I need your sources for this…for science.

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So why did he build starkiller if two fucking deathstars had already failed in the past?

how can they salvage that idea

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>>91334241

>Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all, but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms (not the robot) in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Windu killed him later, right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.

>>91334608
>No, everything we see on screen is subjective.
Wrong.

> I'm sorry, Anon. You're wrong.
I'm sorry, but no I'm not. You're wrong.

>>91334671
>Prequel babies are little children
Who would have guessed?

Reminder that all of Star Wars is objectively complete garbage, not just the prequel trilogy. Star Wars would have 100% failed if John Williams hadn't wrote the soundtrack. Just enjoy the explosions and laser swords.

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>>91334649
>2017

>>91334724
Ah, bringing out the ad hominem I see.

>>91334649
This stopped being funny a while ago when you decided you need to post it every thread.

>>91334649
This will never stop being funny.

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>>91334768
>>91334783
What is the truth

>>91334746
>>91334768
You complain about the pasta yet in all my years here I have never seen anyone have an argument for it. Really makes you think

>>91334235
why? because of the scene in Rogue One? That scene was perfect because it was short and sweet, as well as because of how minimally we saw Vader up until that point. A whole movie of that would get old fast, it'd lose the impact and everything that made that scene special after 5 minutes. The Vader scene in Rogue One is the perfect example of less being more.

It's like the Anakin and Obi-Wan duel in Revenge of the Sith. It goes on for way too long, to the point where you start losing interest and it just becomes acrobatics and swordplay surrounded by great visuals. If it lasted a quarter of how long it was it'd probably be considered on par with Luke vs Vader. Luke going apeshit on Vader in Jedi is like a 30 second lightsaber fight, but the scene has so much impact because of all of the emotion. If it went on for as long as the Mustafar duel the viewer would end up losing interest.

>>91334591
>>91334649
>I'm too stupid to understand that Jango hired Zam on purpose because he knew she'd fuck it up, thusly allowing him to kill her with a traceable dart to get the Jedi to discover the clone army.

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>AUTISTS

>IN MY /SWCO/

>>91334813
It's not that it doesn't have a point it's that it gets reposted so often it stopped being a funny a long ass time ago.

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>>91334875
It's more likely than you think!

>>91334813
Explain why they didn't bother shooting down the escape pod in the beginning of A New Hope.

Explain why Leia knew the Falcon was being tracked, but did absolutely nothing about it and went straight for the rebel base anyways.

Explain why snowspeeders flew directly at vehicles with about a 10 degree field of fire.

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>>91334875
Your /swco/?!

>>91334813
I think most people just gloss over all the various variations of the "he was a good friend" meme. Or they don't respond because it's a shitposting meme from /tv/.

>>91334897
Remember when people were up in arms about a weird rumor that Rogue One was going to have an anti-Trump scene?

>>91334768
>>91334746

>your argument is invalid because I don't find the way you conveyed it funny

okay, here's a criticism written without any humor: How the fuck did Obi-Wan spot and catch a 7 inch long metal cylinder while flying a speeder at breakneck speed while searching for another speeder and avoiding crashing into the thousands of other speeders flying around at mach 4?

>inb4 "it was the Force"

>>91334957
Only /pol/

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>>91334976
>he thinks the Obi-Wan "good friend" meme is an argument

>>91334957
I remember /tv/ believing it like /tv/ usually does with anything.

>>91334957
Silly anon, all rumors are true. Haven't you read "10 Things You Thought You Knew About Rumors But You Won't Believe What We Found Out About What Is Actually True About Rumors"?

>>91334976

How the fuck did Luke spot and fire a missile into a 2-meter-wide hole without a targeting computer while flying a spaceship at breakneck speed while watching out for other spaceships and point defense systems while trying not to get hit by lasers while flying around at mach a million?

>inb4 "it was the Force"

>>91334957
Yeah, that was hilarious. The twitter Pepes were all organizing boycotts and everything.

>>91335018
>See this one weird trick to reading rumors that Lucasfilm doesn't want you to know about!

>>91334897
This is the second angle I've seen this from, it's not a shoop?

>>91334861
The mustafar duel is kino, it's length shows the build up

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>>91334957
>Movie where the bad guys are an obvious substitute for the Nazis
>Trump supporters get mad

>>91335106
Nope. The press pool on Air Force One were watching Rogue One when Trump came out and started fielding questions.

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>>91334957
>Short fat orange alien thats pro empire gets btfod by the multicultural rebels during the battle of scarif scene
It's a wonder /tv/ still exists

>>91334899
>Explain why they didn't bother shooting down the escape pod in the beginning of A New Hope.
I think the Imperials on the Star Destroyer were a bit preoccupied, but regardless they probably scanned it and saw no signs of life since there were just two droids in it and figured why bother

>Explain why Leia knew the Falcon was being tracked, but did absolutely nothing about it and went straight for the rebel base anyways.
She told Han that they were being tracked but he was feeling so cocky after escaping that he brushed it off and made her feel overly paranoid. But I'm with you in that Leia saying that always felt weird to me. They should've just cut that scene entirely or had Han convince Leia that they weren't being tracked so we see her accept that.

>Explain why snowspeeders flew directly at vehicles with about a 10 degree field of fire.
I don't even know what this is in reference to and it sounds like a nitpick that Comic Book Guy on The Simpsons would have. If that's the best counter argument for all of the flaws in Attack of the Clones then you may as well just accept the fact that it's exponentially more flawed than the OT

>>91335131
Some of them still won't shut up about that white supremacist tweet. It's funny because it's technically wrong to call the Empire white supremacist but that's not why they were buttblasted over it.

>>91335131
Really activates those almonds...

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>>91332915
>movie starts with obi watching over luke from afar.
>suddenly distracted, obi senses someone or something in distress
>obi rescues a dewback from tuskan raiders in the Jundland Wastes
>befriends dewback. it becomes his primary mode of transport.
>dewback gets stolen in the night.
>obi makes it to Mos Eisley and goes to chalmun's cantina for the first time.
>finds an expert local tracker at the cantina to track down his buddy
>things get "a little rough" at the cantina
>obi mind tricks his way out of it
>montage of obi and the tracker trying to find the beast.
>blasting through beggar's canyon on swoops
>obi finds swoops to be uncivilised and too fast. he crashes his but survives relatively unscathed
>they travel to the Northern Dune Sea to visit jabba, obi tries to mindtrick him but fails
>finally find who took obis friend
>turns out it was _____________.

>>91334861
>It's like the Anakin and Obi-Wan duel in Revenge of the Sith. It goes on for way too long, to the point where you start losing interest
It's literally almost the same length as the ESB duel

>>91334899
>Explain why they didn't bother shooting down the escape pod in the beginning of A New Hope.

Regulations or laziness.

>Explain why Leia knew the Falcon was being tracked, but did absolutely nothing about it and went straight for the rebel base anyways.

Han convinced her, they searched the ship off-screen, or both.

>Explain why snowspeeders flew directly at vehicles with about a 10 degree field of fire.

Most Rebels are stupid greenhorns with more guts than brains.