America #2 Storytime of pain round 2

Didn't someone already storytime this?

>>91309145
Holy Menstruation! Thanks, I missed it the first time

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>>91309191
>Didn't someone already storytime this?
Yes. now is round 2.

This is why Trump won.

>>91309205
>what is the archive

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>>91309205
>Holy Menstruation! Thanks, I missed it the first time
No problem.

You don't have to do this anon. There's no need for villains.

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>>91309217
Based

>>91309226
No sensible person uses the archive. You can't post a reply in an archive.

two is enough though, right anon?

you're not just doing this for (you)s are you?

>>91309172
You know beyond anything else this book is just shittily written. It's like a parody of the kind of book it is. Thank fuck for Ultimates.

>>91309287
of course she's a lesbian

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https://comicvine.gamespot.com/wil-moss/4040-56390/issues-cover/

You left DC for this shit.

>>91309145
is she a tranny or is the art that inconsistent?

>>91309348
>the bullies are all white people
>none of the friends are white men

really gets you thinking

>>91309334
She's been a lesbian since Gillen. This is, incidentally, so much worse than Gillen.

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>>91309200
I mean this is just awful, right? Composition and plotting and writing. Mac comes across like a fucking idiot.

I guess America is gonna be the comic that gets storytimed multiple times each issue, the first issue got storytimed 4 or 6 times. I can't wait for the end of this run though so it can be apart of the yearly Storytime of Pain Weekend.

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>>91309369
I hate this

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>>91309437
>I can't wait for the end of this run though so it can be apart of the yearly Storytime of Pain Weekend.
Same.

>>91309287
>too scared to get a roommate
YOU RUN A FUCKING SUPERTEAM FROM A FUCKING SPACE STATION.

stop it

STOP IT

>>91309302
if it was an intentional parody it would be actually good

>>91309145
I still don't understand the hat that is too big and covers her eyes so she can't see.

Someone said yaaas queen and Beyonce but I still don't get it.

>>91309426
>Pick the person who challenges you
>Picks the person who doesn't challenge her
uh

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issue 1 SOP. Someone the Pepe edit Thank you.

>>91309369
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>>91309426
Why does this whole speech feel like a set up for justifying ethnic cleansing?

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>>91309548
It's an "homage."

This is in the Hellcat place of "this doesn't connect with any previous incarnation of the character whatsoever" and "the worries of the character here make them feel so small and petty compared to what came before"

>>91309200
I dislike this character.

>>91309580
>Next issue
>Dancing lesbian fight sorority right on the cover

Stop, stop, it's already dead.

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>>91309200
I'm seriously looking for answers here, but how is she a Latina at all? I'm Chilean and this all confuses me on why her identity is expressed as it is.

She is from the utopian parallel, lived in it until she was 7, didn't come to our earth until she was 11, and yet for some reason she speaks Mexican Spanish and associates herself with a paper thin idea of what it is to be Hispanic. Nowhere does the Parallel or her backstory show any semblance of Latin America or the Hispanosphere at all, so why is she like that?

Is General Zod white, French, or German? No he is Kryptonian and a reflection of that culture.

But yet Chavez is mysteriously hispanic, knows all about earth history, who Hitler is, who Selena is, knows who Sotomayor is or why she should be important to her as a "latina" and that she would vehemently defend her.

Also she can travel through portal dimensions instantly, why did she have to break up with her GF when she is just a punch away? And why is she going to this "college" that is really just a superhero train camp in the first place? First issue said she was leaving the ultimates because she was tried of superhero work (lists all the teams she has been on) but now she goes to a simulation of being a hero on a campus setting as a way to unwind?

And on a less viable question, if her parents and the parallel were so great and perfect, how did she turn out to be the major stubborn asshole she is? She is super fickle and turns on a dime without any concern for the consequences or others feelings, just what she sees as right. Yet her parents were supposedly idealistically virtuous, her inspiration, and and super selfless.

Why are they painting her in so many lights that don't make sense to any of her backstories?

>>91309511
>can't wait for the muh bruja empowerment shit to get forced and then ignored forever afterwards

>>91309545
holy fuck that dialogue

>>91309661
The Latina thing is something you could ask questions of in a book worth half a shit. Not here though. Never here.

>>91309238
>That Peggy's dialogue

They are right, Gabby is Chris Chan.

>>91309287
>I'm done
>Joins college for super heroes

>>91309664
and her parents are lesbians, of course

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>>91309426
>You ready for "channel your ancestors great?

>>91309647
>>91309664
>>91309681

Fan theory: what isn't shown is that the colonists had inadvertently destroyed some of this creature's children, and the attack was in response to perceived aggression against it and its offspring*. By killing it, America ensured that the surviving children will die from starvation, or be killed by the unthinking colonists.

But she got to make a glib one-liner about ehr brown fists, eh? eh? eh?

*definitely not a rip-off of 'Devil in the Dark'. Definitely not.

>>91309145
you faggots are so masochistic

>>91309191
they demand more outrage farming

>>91309287
>too scared to get a roommate

Okay... so she can't afford her own place? I guess she doesn't have a job or any income? Or does she get some Avengers stipend?

I thought about this more than the writer. I do realize she did this so America is "relatable" to the audience she imagines is reading this comic, not the actual audience that reads comics.

What the ever loving fuck is this about

America Chavez really wasn't that great of a character....but for fucks sake man. It's like a villain from Watch Dogs 2 is writing this piece of shit.

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>>91309580
>The self insert and dance squard are going to be recurring characters and go on adventures with her

I thought this was a solo issue. These no names with no powers that inexcliably can beat cyborgs are getting 1/5th of all screentime in this fucking comic.

Who is this supposed to appeal to? We only know one of the 5-8 of them and they are about as interesting and deep as a fucking soup spoon.

>>91309790
>Hispanics
>Channeling ancestors

They channeling the rape and murder and genocide of the native americans? FUN!

>>91309769
Wow, that SCOTUS judge really got a tan.

>>91309827
>I thought about this more than the writer.

I doubt the writer thought more than "ZIP! BAM! POW! Punch a Nazi! WHOOSH! Lesbians! KA-BOOM! Spicy latina! BUT YOU CAN'T CALL HER THAT!"

>>91309217
that's the only time he's won
he can't even get republicans to agree on anything lmaooooo

>>91309867
>trump won't be nominated
>trump won't be elected
>trump won't make it a month
----- you are here -----
>trump won't make it a year
>trump won't be re-elected

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The end

>>91309511
>Sotomayor Intergalactic Server
I don't even need to add a comment to this.

I'm not even mad. This is just unreadable.

I can't even bring myself to laugh at this, it's just painful. This comic needs to be taken out back and put out of its misery.

>>91309389
This is getting weirdly Randian.

>>91309369
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>>91309406
This sounds like some John Galt shit.
Devil Dino Shrugged?

Oh boy, time to have the king, queen and jack of all autistic meltdowns. Again.

>>91309633
And just like Leth and Hellcat, the author goes full "OMG! I love this character, she's literally me and now I can finally self-insert myself into her!" It doesn't help that there is at least another two self-inserts in this shitshow.

>>91309511
>prayed to Selena

She was cute and all, but have other characters prayed to musical acts?

Maybe Deadpool praying to the Backstreet Boys.

>>91309145
Never knew my boy Tommy Sotomayor was popular with Marvel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reoih5HjQgs

>>91309950
Remember: people paid money for this to be written. An editor looked it over and thought to themselves 'yes, this is a coherent and readable story and does not at all sound like the kind of fiction a 12 year old writes about their self-insert superhero OC.'

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>>91309287
>too scared to get a roommate

really?

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>>91309580
I'm convinced these people are just Marvel interns.

>>91310001
Likely the editor doesn't understand it either, but figured it appealed to the new readers they have been trying to get into comics the past while. A few of them will buy it, but they are alienating the rest of their audience in the meanwhile. Just read the letters pages, I'm sure they got a lot of other glowing praise as well. I wonder if there were any well-written complaints though? We tend to just say nothing, or bitch here. If we bitch elsewhere someone will try to get you fired from your job for disagreeing with their views.

>>91309200
That was a burn?

If this is what Marvel thinks diversity is like, no wonder readers are rejecting it.

>>91310001
>An editor looked it over
that's where you're wrong

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>>91310025
It's honestly not even the same character.

>>91310100
Do you get your news from /r/politics, fatass?

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>>91309426
>That photoshopped multipass on her hat
>All for a nerd-cred-so-quirky joke

They've gone beyond the bottom of the barrel.

>>91309769
sotomayer isn't that dark, slow down people

>>91310145
ooohhhh nice one retard

>>91310156
Her skin is basically caucasian, but having her skin that bright wouldn't help the artist push his narrative.

>>91310062
>I wonder if there were any well-written complaints though?

Don't be silly, anon. The only people that would have a problem with this are the people who hate diversity. After all, Marvel investigated Marvel's flagging sales and found Marvel had done nothing wrong.

>>91309661
Obviously the Utopian Parallel has an analogue for Mexico and/or other Latin countries. She reason a lot of other dimensions default to white/English/Euro-American culture. It's just the way they are.

I mean shit there's a hell of a lot to complain about with the book but her apparent ethnicity isn't really one of them.

>>91310209
I don't have a problem with diversity, but I think the lesbian dance-fighting sorority that loves the Fifth Element is a bit too niche.

>>91309545
God damn it's almost painful to look and their shirts.

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>>91310093
it looks like at some point this character was written decently. I actually chuckled at this page.

>>91310065
And to top it off, Vicks VapoRub isn't for burns, is for cough and common cold.

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>>91309145
>OKAY, LADIES, NOW LET’S GET IN FORMATION!! America Chavez’s first semester of college is off to an epic start. That’s right…homework on the first day! The assignment? A field trip to the frontlines of World War II! Most freshman would be intimidated — but most freshman aren’t dimension-hoping heroes with Captain America as their wingman! Meanwhile, unexpected fallout from an Ultimates’ mission begins to wreak havoc on not only America’s life but also the larger Marvel Universe as a whole!

I think there was no ultimates in this issue. No Carol, no Monica, and no mission that might affect the entirety of the marvel multiverse. Fucking fake solicits.

>Selena help us

This feels like a literary version of blackface. Seriously, imagine the backlash if would have gotten if it had been written by anyone else. America is so caricaturesque and insulting that If I didn't know who the writer was I would have asumed it was written by a neonazi or Mark Waid.

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>>91310065
Clearly

Is this comic the pinnacle of SJW garbage or can it still get worse?

>>91310349
It's basically like the author took a second-hand description of America from the Gillen books and decided she needed to be a thousand times more Puerto Rican and also a young normal teenage girl, American, not from another dimension, not actually a superhero.

>>91310416
The first issue was terrible, but I felt like the complains about the art and coloring were exagerated, it was tolerable given everything else. But what the hell is this? She looks like a crackhead gorilla

Now for something good >>91310391 DV8

>>91310500
It's the nose being wrinkled in her blatina(?) sass.

>>91310500
>>91310416

She has a gunt in that picture.

I want this to be Marvel's Harley Quinn

I want THIS to be the most successful female character and comic they've ever had

I saw a sick obese man buy this comic today

>>91309200
>Argentina alone had enough German influence to the point where Hitler fucking fleeing there is a common theory
>The French fucking commander lets a random fucking Latina nobody knows shit about into her secret spy bunker with her, alone and unarmed.

At what point was it okay for all logic to just fucking stop for this shit?

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>>91309154
>Sotomayor University

>>91310623
Don't you put that evil on us!

DON'T YOU DARE!

>>91310177
He's doing a lot, all of which is ruining the country. Being a non-liberal, I'm sure that you can hold two ideas in your head.

>>91309444
>If the comic won't go into the garbage, the garbage will go into the comic!

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>>91310254
Utopian Parallel had never once had any trace of mexican/hispanic culture.

And even still, the use of spanish (english is only used by aliens and the like for the medium of the narrative, but there has never been sub-space jews floating around speaking yiddish for no reason), references to specific earth hispanic culture (Chanclas, Selena, Sotomayor's importance at all, vivaporu, etc) is completely illogical from someone from a dimension that is not on earth, unconnected from hispanic culture, shown to be some technocolor paradise with jettsons like culture, and yet somehow she represents hispanics?

Again I ask, is Zod White or British or French? No he is Kryptonian.

Like this is just straightup pandering to the idea of what rich white liberals in the US THINK Hispanics are, and if you expect an actual hispanics who speaks spanish to relate to this ghettolicious newyorican stereotype that validates itself with references that sound like a white person who listened to George Lopez' comedy for 4 hours straight and thinks they understand Hispanics worldwide, then you're just as crazy as she is.

I'm honestly expecting her to talk about how delicious Horchatas are, how white people can't handle barbacoa, and that her 4 abuelas were really mean and callous to her.

>>91309154
All those people listed there should be tried in court for crimes against humanity and executed at dawn.

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>>91310093
GEE, it's almost like fangirls miss the point of everything and try to make it all about themselves!
>>91310349
>>"SEE?! KATE BISHOP AND AMERICA CHAVEZ ARE SO GAY TOGETHER!"

>>91310802
If Marvel movies were written by women the company would have closed down a long time ago.

>>91310802
>in Russia and the East
wait... what?

>>91310802
>Still thinking Black Widow is important enough for a movie.

Heh.

>Wanda first and foremost would have been crying and emotional.

Yep that's women cinema.

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT.
AMERICA IS JOHNNY BRAVO. We're supposed to laugh at her failures and idiotic ways.

She's not some half-assed shit that reads SJW fanfiction level writing,
She's supposed to be the antagonist of her own story, showing her ego and attitude to be her own downfall. Soon her shortcoming will he apparent to herself and she'll change by the end of it all in a lesson AGAINST the very shit we've found infuriating and terrible about all this.

>>91309775
She comes from a dimension/planet of all women.

They are ALL lesbians.

>>91311027
Russia is generally divided from 'Eastern' political powers, like China, despite geographically being above all the Eastern countries.

It is because philosophically, and culturally, they are 'Western'.

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>the city of Marvel

On a more serious note, is there a website where I can talk to artists and pitch my comic ideas? If this shit can get published what's stopping me?

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>>91310377
I'd rather Carol and Monica stayed out of this.

>>91309444
>Have time travel powers
>Character says to ask your ancestors what to do
>"I DON'T HAVE ANY ANCESTORS, OK?"
Jesus Christ, is Chavez the dumbest motherfucker to ever don the red white and blue?

>>91309529
>This kids are holding me hostage.

>With a single rope.

>And a single strap that I can easily A) slide out of and B) undo by the looks of it.

>The rope goes off at an angle that makes it appear as though it's not tied to anything.

What the fuck am I even looking at.

>>91309545
Jesus, vaguely brown overload much?

>>91309998
Yeah, shit, I mean I could understand her praying to Selena if she was from Corpus Christi, but that's about it.

I do like the Star shaped punch portal but thats about it.

>>91310731
>abuelas
Surely you mean... 'abuelitas,' anon.

>>91309482

Man I don't give a fuck, the dance fighting is hilarious. But I had family that were in Step Teams when they went to college.

...do white people have step teams? Or does it just end at cheerleading?

>>91311278
>is there a website where I can talk to artists and pitch my comic ideas?
You want an honest answer? Tumblr.

>>91309529
Is that one of those harnesses parents tie to their kids for walks? I dunno if it has a name but it looks exactly like one of those.

>>91311419
You don't want to see White step teams. They look like marching bands man.

>>91311413
>abuelitas
surely you mean... 'abuelitxs', anon.

>>91311146
I mean, that's how it clearly reads. All the drama with her girlfriend is 100% her own fault. The army of evil fangirls is 100% her own fault. She gets called out on the whole punching Hitler didn't accomplish anything and just got in the way of an OP thing and she just flippantly brushes it off not giving a fuck. Under a competent writer, you could easily take the things going on here and show that the book's problems are a result of America's ego and inability to come to terms with her own shortcomings while placing the blame on others and instead seeking out the company of people willing to stroke her ego rather than call her out on her shit.

But that's clearly not what the writer is actually going for.

>>91310731
Are you having fun with this copy pasta?

>>91309348
>I could you show a move or two
Does marvel even have editors?

>>91311393
Which was a pre-existing part of her character before this travesty of a comic.

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>>91309186
Poor Hitler, he doesn't deserve to be in this comic.

>>91310026
I think there's this real thing to wanting attention so being drawn to a small fandom where you can be important. Look at The Carol Corps. They put them in comics, put their pics in the comics, talk about them on social media. It's made this group of tightly knit people that stick around even if it goes to shit.

Especially if it goes to shit even. Because that makes their defense of it that much more important to their cause.

>>91311535
doesn't make it any less true.

>>91311641
No one featured in this comic deserve to be in this comic. Not MAC, not Moon-Girl, not Devil Dinosaur, not Peggy, not Prodigy, not Cap, and ESPECIALLY not Hitler.

>>91311670
>The Carol Corps are a legit thing
For fuck's sake

>>91311670
Except the Carol Corps didn't give a single fuck about Carol and were just KSD fans. The second KSD was off the book, they jumped ship to Bitch Planet.

>>91311765
Yeah what was up with making Moon Girl into some kind of Foutainhead Shrugged randist?

That was a really bizarre turn it took for a while, are things really getting that anti-establishment that people are accidentally ending up as Randists?

>>91311784
How is that different here though? These supposed letters are from before the comic existed. How can you positively write about something you haven't read yet?

They probably from from this chick and her supposed best selling book.

>>91311753
Use your own words, Amigx.

>>91311393
I don't because they're too fucking Stephen Universe.

>>91310802
>pepper potts would have been in Civil War
Uhm didn't Gwenyth Paltrow quit or some shit?

If Kanye West was a Superhero Lesbian: The Comic

And I like Kanye.

>>91311865
I thought a few of them just didn't want to do it because it wasn't enough work to bother with.

>>91309186
>and ay, that was Captain America
wtf is she a hoodrat?

This comic is worse than Hitler.
At least Hitler never invaded a medium I used to love hell-bent on ruining it forever with shit writing, awful character and stupid pandering bullshit nonsense by and for assholes.

>>91311857
There's no accounting for taste, anon.

>>91310433
At the end this is a LGBT comic. Superhero stuff is secondary.

>>91309200
Is this a parody comic?

What the fuck happened to the art? The outlines look even worse than from the last issue.

>>91309369
Wow, the smartest girl in the world, she has the angst of 12 year old me, incredible. Truly the voice of a generation.

Fuck Marvel.

>>91311883
You're making it sound cooler than it is.

>>91310371
Is the author actually making her an idiot?

>>91312002
He'll be a great President.

>>91312009
the problem with writing is that the characters can only be as smart as the author.

>>91311883
That would be at least 200x better than this comic.

>>91309389
>>91309369
>>91309406

you know what I liked about Moongirl? Because even when she's the smartest girl the writer still writes her a a fucking kid. This is a soapbox.

>>91312031
Didn't he get sent to the funny farm?
You ain't ever gonna be President once you get sent to the funny farm.

>>91312054
I also like how she wastes her time doing Ted talks for high school students instead of actually solving any problems.

I know that's stupid and I'm not "le smartest cunt in the world"

>>91309145
This cover is dope, imo

>>91311467
it really feels like a creative team doing everything they can to get fired
America is quite possibly the Springtime for Hitler of Marvel

>>91309605
>Author self inserts themself into the page where they have characters praising the character.

>>91311334
It looks like bad bondage gear, like some weird crap someone is selling on amazon.

>>91309681
That's not how colours work. Black is the absence of colour. White contains all colour.

I think in just 2 issues, this comic has joined the ranks of worst comics ever published alongside classics like Trouble, Marville and the Unfunnies.

>>91309784
> leader of the Ultimates

I thought the Ultimates were a top-secret team? Messing with cosmic stuff seems like something the public would get angry about very quickly if they knew.

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>>91312176
>SAVE ME AMERICA!

Oh god. This book is shit and I say this as a fan of America. Her character in this book is completely... I don't even think that she has a character in this book. It's just... fucking awful. Give me multiverse adventures where America sees the marvels of the world. Seriously, it is that easy.

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lemme run this down page by page

>>91309154
even though she said she doesn't get service in the past, she is somehow able to live twitter her punching hitler?

>>91309172
Again how do they see her punching hitler, and why aren't they obsessing over the other 4 heroes that saved them that day? Only America

>>91309186
>Slowly carries an unconscious hitler away from armed men, a super soldier, and a girl who can fly/superstrength/create portals

Also in this panel: "You fucked up the plan royally, you need to learn control."

>>91309200
>Don't detain this person who fucked up our plan, also check yourself for doing your job of asking what to do
>Random person who fucked up our plan, come to our secret bunker

>>91309216
>Damn good at winging it
>Fucked it all up

>>91309238
>The time machine I used didn't get me here, I did.......... I just realized that for no reason

>Despite fucking it all up, for some reason I think you're the best thing since sliced bread

>>91309253
>Nazi Basura
In proper spanish that would be basura nazi
>Still live tweeting from the past with no reception

>>91309287
What a difficult time, I punched someone and then almost got lectured, but it turned into praise. You're mean universe!
>Suddenly has a breakout of emotions for the GF she broke up with for no fucking reason despite having portals
>Abandonment issues when you're the one who abandoned her for no reason
>Too scared to have a roomate after running multiple teams and living with them
wat

>>91309304
>Cryptic forshadowing of power boost to already OP hero
>Worship energy for character who has been getting her dick sucked on every page of this trainwreck

>>91309326
Nothing really to note here. Preppy kids are pricks sometimes I guess

>>91309348
>I COULD YOU SHOW A MOVE
masterful writing and editing as well

>Padding out more dialouge with leelumultipass phi theta beta joke that is not a joke

>>91309369
>9 year old is smartest person in the world
eat your heart out richards and doom!

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>>91312260
Rare photographic evidence of a hostage at Hydra.

>>91310673
>He's doing a lot, all of which is ruining the country.
Such as?

>>91309769
God this looks like hell.

>>91312271
>and why aren't they obsessing over the other 4 heroes that saved them that day? Only America
America literally carried her in her arms to safety. That's a bit like saying "Why did you only buy a gift/food for the fire fighter that carried you from the burning building? It's called a fire DEPARTMENT."

>>91309369
>Even though I'm the smartest person in the world, I can't vote?

BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING NINE. Because laws need to be reasonable. Just because you're exceptional doesn't mean you get to be an exception to the law. HOLY FUCK THIS BOOK IS SO BAD.

>>91309825
So is this anything other than some bullshit made up by the writer?

>>91309287
>Goes to punch Nazis during WWII
>Gets back and immediately WAAAHHHH IM A LESBIAN
What the fuck is this writing.

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>>91309529
WHY IS THIS SO TERRIBLE.
WHY.
IS THIS BEING SOLD FOR MONEY!?

>>91312465
Nope, made up bullshit, though it sounds like the excerpts of another of the author's fanfics.

>>91310416
Is she part bulldog
Is that her origin story?

She's got a face and snout like a dog with poor hygiene

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>>91312442
>"You know what would be really progressive? If we reintroduced literacy tests to voting polls!"

>>91309369
>Why is the school day eight hours long?

It is? Elementary and high school here are 9am to 3 or 3:30pm. When I went to college classes could start at 8am and end at 6pm, but it wasn't solid classes, I'd have a 3 hour break between sometimes.

>>91309389
>Fuck laws, y'all.
...Doesn't that make you a villain?

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>>91309369
>She is right, she is truth, we tell rather than show!
>dude like........ everything is just arbitrary maaaan.....

>>91309389
>Rules suck, make up your own system, fuck society
>The dialouge is literally what i'm thinking
masterful writing

>>91309406
more setup for us to hate all the white preppy kids

>>91309426
>Team up with someone that challenges you
>Hey you completely are a human echo chamber for me, wanna team up author insert?
>WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIET NIGGA

>"Make something that hasn't been done before, that is my lecture and lesson and homework you to do"

>>91309444
>i'm OP, but I haven't mastered an even more OP power I just got for no reason
>I cry to my moms every night, but I don't have ancestors because I need to seem tough about this issue i'm sensative about

>>91309466
>OP as fuck with powers but gets owned by underage cyborgs

>>91309482
But a diverse dance crew can do what America can't!

Also throw out all of Prodigy's lore and history, he is just a weak nerd now

>>91309511
>These (white) cyborg teens are hacking our shit!
>Save me pop icon who died 2 years before my birth in a different realm!

>Lets diffuse all conflict and tension instantly

>>91309529
>FUCK WHITE PEOPLE IS DUMB
>A group of obsessed teens with access to twitter hopped dimensions, kidnapped your GF, and also hacked the Sotomayor intergalatic server to send you this ;D

>That love interest you left for no fucking reason is in trouble!

>>91309545
For some reason we started a cult about you, but not the other 5 heroes who saved us. Also the GF you left is making you sad, so we kidnapped her and won't release her until you lead us.......... to do ...... something?

Goddamn every page is just another mistake, how does the writer live with this and be proud of it?

This writer got her job through some syfy channel writing program. I saw a promo with her while I was watching the expanse

>>91309369
>Smartest person in the world
>Black

Genetically impossible. Unless they were the only race left on planet earth. Which judging from this fucking comic they fucking might be.

>>91309444
>>91309466
>>91309482
>Goes from rager to stealing code?

What the fuck is going on

>>91309172
If she's an America Chavez fangirl, then why is her hair painted in the style of Cap's shield?

>>91312271
I like your autism anon.

>>91312638
I agree. Should be Asian.

>>91312582
Never post again.

>>91312582
Because she's a latino lesbian and they take pride in minimal work. This script probably took her a full 2 hours, and that's a burden to be away from twitter.

>>91312635
How easy is it to get a job writing comics anyway?

>>91312718
What did he do wrong?

>>91312739
Be a woman, a lesbian, trans, have shit opinions or better yet, all the above. If you don't get hired you can cry to some shitty news source that the comics industry is a 'boys club'.

How many more issues of this shit are we getting?

>>91312711
Last I checked Amadeus cho has surpassed Reed Richards, but Reed's weird now.

>>91312577
Yeah, thinking about it, isn't this DOOM's shtick?
>I'm the best so therefore I should enjoy privileges that others don't!

>>91309899
Donald Trump blown the fuck out

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>>91312490
luckily the target audience is a bunch of social justice idiots who also happen to never buy comics and just download them for free on the internet, so no one is actually paying real money for them, except you know, the poor comic book stores who are almost forced to buy that shit and see them rot in the shelves or offered as free toilet paper

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>>91309589

>>91312039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtcJ-BEdw0I

>>91312934
Are you the anon that kept making those threads that got deleted?
Do you have an actual mental handicap? Not trying to be insulting, I just wanted to know.

>>91312895
A while ago I heard in here that they could very easily set her up as a villain.
It's not virtuous at all, it's kind of narcissistic and arrogant.

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>>91312980
Also

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>>91312937
I really feel sorry for my FLGS, they recently added a small comics section to the store.
No one even pretends to look at shit like this, yet they have to display it in the vain hopes that someone will buy it.

>>91312937
Since according to SJWs, you can only identify with fictional characters that share your race/religion/gender/pronouns/etc. does that mean that the target audience for this comic is only latina lesbians?

>>91312059
funny farm?

If you meant the hospital it was probably. He got his ass saved earlier when Verizon(?) bought a part of Tidal.

Dang, I haven't listened to Life of Pablo.

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wow its not even hyperbolic to say the bad guys are actually just white people or white things that represent "whiteness", this is amazing

Thank you OP, that was absolutely horrifying.

It fucking beggars belief how in an attempt to create a "stong brown latinx queer woman" they've managed to create possibly the most clichéd stereotype of a latina I've ever seen outside of parody. And then had her literally punch Hitler to get their point across. And constantly keep telling us how everybody loves her and thinks she's great (HINT HINT READERS: SHE'S GREAT! YOU SHOULD THINK SHE'S GREAT TOO AND BUY MORE COMICS).

This comic is insulting to a reader's intelligence. It's insulting to Latin Americans. It's insulting to lesbians. It's just completely fucking awful all around. This might even be worse than Hellcat, at least Leth knew her audience.

>>91313073
*it was probably a stunt, maybe for insurance money

>>91313132
>outside of parody
Bro, this IS a parody.
It's meant to make fun of "hispanics", women and gays. And that's precisely what it does in the most obnoxious, painfully hamfisted way imaginable.

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>>91313132
>latinx
STOP IT
STOP SAYING THAT
YOU CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE IT
IT DOESN'T WORK
STOP RUINING MY BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE

>>91313046
>Since according to SJWs, you can only identify with fictional characters that share your race/religion/gender/pronouns/etc.
no, it's highly encouraged to identify yourself with any form of mental illness they may have. also getting mad/offended on their behalf

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How can one character have such a punchable face?

>>91313225
you pronounce it like Kleenex

>>91313073
Yeah, the funny farm, you know, the place where they send people that can't stop raving about their support for Donald Trump?

>>91309466
Wait if the plan all along was cyborg/robo whatever wouldn't it make more sense to not have them misbehave?

>>91313225
What's a matter, my Hispanix friend?
Or should I say, my Blax friend?

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>>91309145
this comic is like the genderbend version of hugo chavez.
how long until she's made president of the united states?

>>91313222
There's no was this wasn't done unironically.

>>91313132
And the most hilarious/horrifying part is that this crap was written by a latin american, this is how she thinks that latinos SHOULD be.

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>>91309145

>America #2
>8.4 Critic Rating
>3.7 User Rating
>Comicosity - Mexi Gremillion 10/10
How? What? Why?

>>91313366
because it's amazeballs

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>>91309287
Bitch you abandoned HER

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>>91309348
>I could you show a move or two

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>>91313271
Kleenex is a product brand, not a basic aspect for an entire language. Stop injecting your stupid brain poison into other cultures.

>>91312678
The rager was a clever ruse.

>>91311278
Learn to write scripts and submit to that DC thing.

>>91313516
Can't submit scripts. They don't like to be accused of stealing. You should make a comic on your own. Or something written.

I'm still trying to figure out the conflict in this book.
Nothing is actually happening.
It's amazing, it's like some kind of anti-plot. I thought superheroes were supposed to be fun.

>>91313388
It couldn't possibly be America's fault.
She's too cool and awesome for anything to be her fault.

Also, wouldn't it make more sense for her to have abandonment issues if she actually got abandoned?

>>91309191
And hit hit bump limit in record time. This book is an instant classic for future storytimes of pain, so expect a couple more repeats, depending on mod moods.

>>91309270
There's clearly demand to discuss this. The first went to at least a half dozen repeats.. There's the philisophical question of why we discuss this shit instead of focusing on better books, but anon posts where it wants to.

>>91309412
I thought Chavez always came off sounding a little chunti, but this definitely makes her full chonga and cranks up the naco level to "people of walmart" levels..

>>91310001
...and pro reviewers who are paid for their opinions are giving it rave reviews.

>>91309529
Calling it now the kidnapping is fake.

>>91313559
No it's a artists and writers workshop/training program, and you submit samples of your work to it. I swear I saw a post here about it at some point.

Maybe I made it up, can anyone tell me what I'm thinking of? Was it a one-off thing?

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>>91309217
Indeed

>>91313761
It was last year, if I remember correctly

>>91309369
Remember when we liked the idea of Moon Girl?

Remember when we all started hating her when she was instantly the smartest in 616?

>>91313700
>Hah, I was wearing a child harness you stupid bitch!

Then she shoots America with a laser pistol and says heil Hydra

>>91313613
This book is clearly an attempt to bypass the traditional method of storytelling - beginning, rising action, climax, falling action, and ending - that some feminist writers have derided as "phallic". I can see that Rivera is going for an "enveloping" story instead, something that is supposed to smother the reader with details, but it seems like she got confused and smothered any genuine entertainment the book might have had instead. /co/ is clearly enjoying the pain, though.

Copy paste comment from another anon

Yes


>>They really should've put the writer on something before giving her her own solo book
Like I know DC has taken a few writers in after they did something at Vertigo, like a story in the anthology or their own self contained book there. You know, letting them get used to the pacing and amount of words before tossing them on a DCU book.

>>91309369
>smartest person in the world
>can't understand why 8 year olds can't vote
>can't even fix her shitty eyesight

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>>91313761
To apply you need published writing work. Not any writing work. It's to make sure it's legally recognized, once again, so they can't be accused of stealing ideas.

>>91309511
>That ginger cyborg that just gives up in the span of one panel

>>91309406
>breaking rules and not living in other peoples systems is the best
>is that white boy breaking the rules and not living in other people systems?

>>91309529
>cyborgs
>not real kids.
Fucking transhumisogynist

>>91313943
They didn't care if she was a capable writer. They only cared that she was a lesbian latina, like America. Only someone with the same background can write a character after all.

Anyone else think that the more attention to this kind of shit that people give, even if it's negative attention, the more we allow it to continue existing? If people learned to just ignore it we'd get less people complain about it to Marvel, less shitty articles by journalist feigning outrage over racist/sexist/transphobic/whateverthefuck comic book readers, and thereby less grounds for Marvel to claim that they're fighting for diversity and generally shit on the core readers and profit off the uptick in sales from said book that is the center or the controversy

>>91313884
I want that to happen purely because I want to see if the perpetual victims twitch about it. They go on about how lesbians in media get killed all the time because of the man. What happens if the writer is one of them?

>>91314231
Here? Nah. If people are going around to review sites or something throwing tantums? Yeah.

So don't do that. People are gonna just to be shit stirring bitches though. Never can talk sense into everyone.

This is honestly the worst thing I've ever read in my life. But I can't look away.

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Its so absurdly shitty its not even worth getting mad over.

>>91309657
I don't think all of em are lesbians two of them are trying to rape colossus

>>91314290 Hawkeye #5

>>91309827
She just wanted to save money by getting her girlfriend to pay for everything, those american theme outfits don't pay for themselfs

>>91313943

DC had Bennett on Bombshells for a long time and now they have her saddled with Tynion and probably keeping a close eye on her and making sure she's sticking to her diet and doing her daily deadlifts.

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>>91309172
>right hand panels

OH GOD WHAT IS WITH THAT ART?! FUCKING KILL ME

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>>91312802
>'boys club'.

I miss those days.

>>91309825
>I neutralized powers and magic in these simulations.
Well fuck shit guys I guess the threat of super villains just scaled way the fuck down if you can just neutralize powers and magic.

I don't.....I don't understand any of this

>>91315178
I don't think you're meant to.

>>91315233
Really, I read both issues from cover to cover and I have no idea what's going on

>>91315261
It's meant for an audience that won't even read it.

This reads more like soviet propaganda then a cohesive story.

At least USSR propaganda is pleasing to look at art. This comics makes no sense.

>>91313765
>Compares Women's studies students to obligate intracellular parasites
These people are supposed to be somewhat intelligent. A virus changes to kill host cells and create more of itself. They called them parasites without knowing it.

Let's guess what the dropoff percentage will be between #1 and this crap, /co/.

I'm gonna say 75%.

>>91312867
He hasn't. He hasn't moved up in the ranks at all, because all of the original spots were filled up by black girls and whatever else.

>>91315662
Marvel sent free copies of #2 to retailers if they met a percentage of orders of #1 or something, so the numbers will be higher than actual orders.

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>>91309529
Jesus fuck, is that one of those toddler leashes?

>>91309529
Why is she lying on the bed like that, it's not like they have her arms and legs tied to the bed posts?

>>91315723
This

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>>91309529
>>91315880
>>91315952

how the fuck did they even get to her in another dimension on earth?

And why do they suddenly want to be lead?