damn, aunt May looks like THAT !?

>>91297629
Is this from that one comic where Ben reveals he's sterile?

>>91297647
yes, it was storytimed here a couple weeks ago, first time i'd ever read it, so fucking bad.

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She's still sexy. It's why peter gave up his marriage.

>>91297629
Why do you motherfuckers keep resurfacing these memories I work so hard to keep blocked out of my mind. WHERE IS XAVIER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!

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>>91297629
This is why Marvel/Sony has been quietly gradually rolling back on Aunt May's age in the multi-media...

They're building up to making a live-action adaptation of Trouble.

>>91297824
"Don't worry anon! Give me a moment and I'll- AUGH-HA!"

>>91297629
storytime?

>>91297647
Peter time travel and conceives himself using his own sperm >>91297820.

Everyone's memories are wiped out after.

>>91297833
kek

So Aunt May looks like MJ and his mom looks like Gwen?

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

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>>91297629
>it's confirmed that Marisa Tomei will say the catchphrase to Tony in Homecoming

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY

>>91298149
the goat licker himself

>>91298149
Mark Millar.

>>91298181
Fuck I forgot about that.
How often you think he has to see that on a sign at conventions? Once a year?

>>91297629
Why would Aunt May say Mary Jane's catch phrase?

Why is Aunt May a busy red head like Mary Jane?

Is this implying Aunt May is Mary Jane's mom as well, making the Peter/MJ relationship kissing cousins? Because if so, muh dik.

Maybe it's Betty Brant

>>91298817
>busy red head
yes

BUSY

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>>91297820

>>91297767
I hope that one Anon who wanted Millar to sign it gets that dream.

>>91298817
it's implied MJ and May are the same type of "fiesty" woman meanwhile the "mom" of Peter and Gwen are of the good type and decent type, although if you take into account "Sins Past" Gween is actually a lot more like aunt May of "Trouble".
Anyway I can't wait to watch the R-rated movie with a lot of gratuitous nudes, I wonder who they will cast as May and Mary???

>>91297629
>Damn, X looks like THAT!?
Can someone tell me where this came from?

>>91300164
He could make a good Doctor down the road. Just sayin.

>>91297647
Yes. My memory of this is fuzzy, Ben and Richard (I always thought Ben and May were like Peter's great uncle and aunt, not his actual ones) meet May and Mary at a resort. Richard falls in love with Mary, but Mary is afraid to go all the way and bang him. Meanwhile May and Ben bang.

Then after awhile Richard cheats on Mary with May, but Ben doesn't know. Richard goes back to being with Mary, and May goes back to banging Ben.

But then May tells Ben she's pregnant, and Ben says he's sterile, so it's revealed that she literally cucked him, and therefore you can assume May is actually Peter's mom. This is where I couldn't take anymore and quit reading so I don't know how it's resolved.

>>91298073
This is either a troll or you're really uninformed.

>>91297629
You're really tempting fate by posting this anon.

>>91298149
>all blonde women are Gwen Stacy

>>91301522
It actually was intentional by Millar.

>>91298070
This

>>91300603
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>91301522
Are you blind? Look at the image. She's identical to Gwen.

>>91300164
Marisa Tomei does look like someone's old aunt there.

>>91297820
When did this happen? Image search isn't bringing up anything,,.

I was too busy to read the storytime of pain during last comic con, anyone willing to do it?

>>91297629
>HURRR face it tiger
I'm getting so tired of that.

>>91305872
Sure give me a few hours.

>>91303176

>>91305830
It's an edit

>>91300164
what the FUCK is she wearing, jfc.

>>91304411
You sir are a gentleman, Scholar and my nigga.

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>>91306125
>Sure give me a few hours.
Someone ask for trouble Make it double

Who the fuck greenlighted this?
Better fucking question; who the fuck bought this?

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>>91307079

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>16 years later

>>91306438
a trash bag apparently

>>91307274
This may be the stupidest thing I've ever read.

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>>91307518
>This may be the stupidest thing I've ever read.
This

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>91307494
DID YOU GET THE FORESHADOWING? IT WAS VERY SUBTLE

>>91307550
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Your chubby ass in the john
>Where I can give it some attention
Oh shit, Ben IS Gay
Violate dat guys ass Ben holy shit.

>>91306697
Freakin' billboard man

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Best Aunt May design coming through

>>91307893
It never gets old, dear god.

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>>91308264

>>91307893
HAHAHAH

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The end

>>91306837
Millar said he wrote this as a favor to Marvel, so either Quesada or Jemas said "Let's do a story about young Aunt May for the teen girl crowd!"

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>>91308335
What a fucking cuck holy shit

Oh my god at the literal cucking in this shitty soap opera story that CW would probably reject. But thanks op, I needed a storytime of pain today.

Hopefully this universe was one of those ones Thanos and co. took great pleasure in utterly massacring.

>>91307893
What is that Black streak even supposed to be? The mark of Cuckdemort?

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>>91308335
And now she's fucking iron man

So is this canonical? Weird question, sure, but I'm curious.

>>91307274
WTF?

>>91307417
Writing 101 at it's finest

>>91308522
Does Richard in this seem like the type of guy who would later go one to be a pro scientist?

>>91308486

>ywn cuddle with Aunt Tomei

just wanna lay my head in her lap

>>91308441
Jojo reference

>>91308522
>So is this canonical? Weird question, sure, but I'm curious.

No, and you'll never see this referenced in the main comic line ever. Plus they had an old Bucky Barnes at the wedding when canonically we know he became the Winter Soldier.

This is just an elseworlds story from hell and better forgotten. Peter still remains the most cucked man in his family.

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>>91297629

>>91308632
It sounds more like they intended to make it canon with Ultimate but then the backlash made them change their minds.

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>>91307443
Wow I didnt even realize that was the boyfriends brother because of the art.

>>91308785
I'm glad someone else had problems there

>>91308654
>*don't look down don't look down*

>>91307582
hahahahahahaha, fuckin' joke never gets old

>>91307680
>What's mine is yours

>>91307774
Maybe if she were eating it, that wouldn't have happened in the first place

>>91307829
>>91307837
Mary has end up pregnant too, that'd be fuckin' hilarious

>>91307829
Why the fuck do the girls have similar names?

Makes it hard enough to keep track with all the sameface.

Like I kinda like the art but mary without the headband looks very similar just like the brothers.

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>>91307893
Ok that made reading this comic worth it.

>>91307893
>>91307910
This shit is funny as hell

>>91308067
Aw, poor Paolo

Wait so im confused.

Blonde decided to take redheads baby and use it as leverage to make sure dark-brown actually loved her and now dark-brown is raising his sterile brothers kid?

>>91309936
Kinda. I think. Also this is the origin story of Spiderman

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>>91308632
>Peter still remains the most cucked man in his family
Maybe it's genetic, yeah? He's just cursed with... The Parker Cuck.

>>91310187
I refuse to believe that nonsense.

>>91309936
No, actually he's raising his own kid, the one he had with redhead, but he's living with blondie

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>>91297629
>ywn go back in time and prevent Mark Millar from being born

>>91310391 DV8

>>91310381
Oh right.

So Red-head basically offloaded her baby and now the baby will only be raised by 1 biological parent, the dark-brown while sterile decides to stay with redhead.

>>91298006
Underrated post

>>91307513
>would you please stop planning what you're having for breakfast five years down the line

Wheatcakes Ben you will be having wheatcakes until your last days

>>91306640
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
>You're awesome for doing this.

>>91310308
I mean, it lines up perfectly

>>91306640

who are these two bitches they got to pose for the cover? also why?

>>91308335

For what fucking reason? Does Millar just hate the character of Ben or something?

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>>91308335

>>91306960

Raindrops Drop Top Aunt May was a thot thot

>>91307457
>dollar store Logan and Jean

>>91310764
>YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
>>You're awesome for doing this.
Thank you anon.

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>>91308681
So it could be still canon in Ultimate right? I mean Franklin already recreated that Universe???

>>91312004
Fuckin' that coochie in the hot box

>>91313393
we don't know what is up with the ultimate universe. all the characters who got migrated to 616-8 gives the impression it really is perma-dead, but then, why?
hypercrisis theory posits it got too edgy to survive any longer and got sublimated by the gentry, hence the marvel pastiches in the conquered world in multiversity

it seems like Maker is going to explain the deal in USAvengers, judging from the trailer at the end of New Avegers

>>91307893
the art on his face makes it so much worse and better

>>91307905
he got kicked in his privates? thats fucking why? holy shit

>>91314290

>>91307893
WAIT, YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T A SHOOP?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WTF

>>91313536
>it seems like Maker is going to explain the deal in USAvengers, judging from the trailer at the end of New Avegers

Ultimates2 issue 1 had a preview page with him holding the ultimate universe in the palm of his hands as well, it's coming back, somehow.

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>>91307893
AUNT MAY WHY

>>91297629
one of my favorite comic books ever from marvel.

Cuckolding is one of the greatest human inventions, ever. We need more storylines like this. Just retcon all the classic superhero origins. As in, not their origin but who were their actual parents. Make Trouble version of Batman, Superman, Iron Man. All DC heroes, all the marvel heroes. Basically I would do this to every fucking superhero. I know some people will say that already happened to some capes, but most of the time it was in a joking matter. I would do this 100% serious.

I had an one idea before, I'm still not sure for what character, but It would basically be about white woman cheating on his white husband with a black guy (or any non-white), then should tell him the baby is his. But, after the nine months the baby comes out as...white. The twist is that the wife used magic to racebend her baby a little bit, to keep her dark secret. While the baby would look a little bit like the black father, it would mostly be a white child. To make the whole marriage still believable.

I also considered the idea to go different route. Mother uses, some kind of Glamour. I don't what to call this , I'm talking about the thing Melissandre uses in Game of Thrones. Only it would involve basically racebend the entire character. While in reality the kid would be of mixed race, everyone would look at him and see a 100% white child. Only a mother would see him as a mulatto while the rest (including child) would see a white skin.

The fascinating thing about cuckolding is that you can really explore this subject...I love it. I really really love it. When I see yet another interracial couple in marvel comics, it makes me kinda mad it's just yet another boring "relationship". Sad, honestly. People still talk about Trouble, one of the finest works of comic books in honestly, for a reason Marvel.

And for the people say, it's non canon. Nah, it is 100% canon. The best work is always canon.

>>91310541
yeah, but redhead got the kid back down the road, I'm pretty sure Ben killed Richard and Mary

>>91315744
Aunt? that's your mom, spidey

Welp if there was ever a time to hate Aunt May t would be this story

>>91315752
the Kents and the Waynes, at a college party just imagine the possibilities with both Marthas

>>91316008
What was worse, One More Day or this

>>91316298
One more day, since that it's a Spider-man book, this is just a What if?

>>91308249
And then they became spies.

Why did Marvel create this?

This comic was so damned bizarre that I can't hate it.

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>>91315991

>>91308067
I refuse to believe Marvel aimed this comic at teenage girls/ young adults. I'm coming fresh from reading Champions and America but that seems too detached from reality, even from them.

>>91316455
I lnow right.

>>91308335
>Unlikable Aunt May
>Marvel Comic with no superheros
>terrible writing
>but its also so bad I got some laughs
I can't decide whether to like or hate this.

>>91317387
she had noice titties.

>>91307403
bump for the nightmares

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>>91297820
Oh yes..