For a king ruling over a particularly flamboyant kingdom, River's armor is rather dull. Why is that? Even his horse looks slightly more interesting than him.
What are the chances of no Starco in season 3?
>>91275508
0% I'd wager
>>91275508
-1%
>>91275508
I'm a Jarcofag and even I know Starco is endgame. I watched Sailor Moon anon.
>>91275508
>>91275476
Because the writers didn't think that much about it.
>>91275508
it will be developed in season 3(probably one of the main themes of season 3) but will be canon at the end of season 3 or in season 4
>>91275508
Well, there's a chance they could develop things really slowly so, say, next season's big climactic moment is Marco realizing he has a crush on Star without reciprocation being possible at the time, if they REALLY want to stretch things out. I hope that isn't what they do, though.
>>91275476
Would you prefer something like this?
>>91275604
kek
>>91275604
lmao
>River didn't go help get stars book
River is shit.
>>91275690
>>91275476
Barbarians like lighter armor
>>91275738
He isn't a member of the MHC
>>91275476
Because river has no taste.
>>91275476
I miss riverposter anon
>>91275508
Depends on which route Nefcy wants to take
Magical girl route: 105%
(Basically the show follows the formula. Shoujos usually get together with their sweethearts)
Coming of age route: 55%
(the show ends with a life lesson, which could be that sometimes true friendships are worth more than any romantic relationship)
It was all a dream route: 15%
(Don't think it's likely, but if they somehow do pull off shit like this, Marco will have to forget Star completely)
It cannot be a 'dream' because Mewni is based on the Multiverse Theory and not just simply being a magical place route: 75%
(Marco will stay in Mewni. Star will have to get married sooner or later to make heirs. The fact that Marco is not royalty could be a problem however.)
NO STAR, YOU ARE THE FORCES OF EVIL: 45%
(svtfoe gets turned on its head and Star becomes fully evil. They could still make Marco evil via monster hand, however.)
>>91275780
His wife would be dead if Ruberiot didn't spill the beans.
>>91275508
depends on what you mean by "starco"
canon starco as in they offically get into a relationship? might be less than 20%, because it's a very risky idea to let the main couple get together too soon, "will they or won't they" keeps people interested and watching more easily plus there's more options for plot points and drama.
starco obviously having feelings for each other and there being more and more romantic shippy moments and indications of interest between them, possibly Marco's romantic interest in Star awakening during the season? close to 100%
>>91275923
>tfw it said "no starco"
hurr durr, obviously I gave my likelihood estimates for the chances of starco happening
>>91275923
>Marco's romantic interest in Star awakening during the season? close to 100%
Yes please it's the only thing I want from S3.Oh yeah and monsterarm Marco.
>>91275835
>>91275923
Pretty good estimate guys. I asked my sister who watches a lot of romance/drama shows and said Starco moments in season 3 is 100% but a relationship is uncertain. She's in her 20s.
>>91275738
>>91275780
Yeah, he's basically like the First Lady. He does ceremonial shit, attends conferences, etc while the Queen handles national security affairs.
>>91275979
GODDAMMIT STAR DON'T SPILL MILK AND CEREAL ON THE FUCKING CUSHIONS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THAT IS TO CLEAN
>>91276088
>That's not fair! You spill milk on my stuff all the time
>>91276138
W-No I fucking don't, what are you on about?
Some dude asked for Jelly Janna last thread.
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http://pastebin.com/d0VHe4ns
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http://pastebin.com/KXs8Pg6r
http://pastebin.com/e6fQaiA0
http://pastebin.com/pAeccZpS
http://pastebin.com/Jg0KEdLQ
ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING
ITS 3:30 BITCHES
THAT MEANS ITS STAR TIME!
DISNEY CHANNEL RIGHT NOW
TODAYS EPISODE OF Star VS The Forces OfSUFFERING:
S2E22- STARCRUSHED
GRAB A SNACK, GET COZY ANDDONT FORGET TO SUFFER
DX YENSID NO YLNO
>>91276138
l-lewd
>>91276191
I don't have a TV
>>91276191
why is kelly so perfect?
>>91276255
what's with Marco's reaction?
>>91275690
kek
>dark age bird flipping all over his armor
I JUST WANT TO SEE THEM HAPPY TOGETHER!
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!?
I just realized that Star accidentally calls Marco Oscar in Royal Pain
cute!
>>91275508
Numbers speak for themselves, comrade!
It's her turn!
>>91276372
>Last updated October 28
>>91276353
I caught it the first time and was confused why more people hadn't pointed it out. Writing mistake? If so why didnt Eden Shee caught that mistake if she's looking at the storyboards?
>>91276274
It's literally the
>What did she mean by this?
face.
He was thinking that Star asked 'just in general' but then he realized thatHE HAS BEEN LIVING WITH A PURPLE RAPEBUG WITH ANESTHETIC SALIVA. Furthermore he always wondered why after Star's mewberty mishap he usually wakes up with his groing region being sore as hell and that is the moment his gears are starting to turn.
>>91275476
so... why did Tom get so many more votes?
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12596103/r
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12596108/r
>>91276526
Because at least Tom is not a shitty vampire.
>>91276501
Is it rape if you don't feel anything?
>>91276454
It's October 28, 2017.
You guys like Chantelle?
>>91276526
Oscar probably doesn't shower and he lives inside a car.
Tom is chill af when he's not angry and is based
>H-hey Anon
>You uh, you doing anything this weekend?
>>91276594
Gonna go dancing with Janna Banana.
>>91276594
Overtime at the shoe factory and afterwards probably drink with the buds, what for?
STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!CUTE AND PERFECT!
>>91275604
Lelolel
How would you rank the girls in this show, best to worst?
>>91276594
Not you
>>91276526
despite the fact that Tom is literally a 3 eyed demon with a shitty haircut, he's a pretty neat dude when he's not going full autismo rage mode. With a little bit of character development I probably wouldn't even mind him and Star getting back together.
Oscar on the other hand is only slightly more 1D than Jackie, and with that pathetic metrosexual shit he turned into during the finale, it's clear his development is going in the wrong direction. Seems like a bro though.
>>91275476
I introduced my friend to the first episode and he liked it. Now I plan to marathon the show with him and get to watch him go through Nefcy's wild ride.
>>91276169
> up to chapter 9
NOICE
>>91276706
>Star
>Heckapoo
>Jackie
>Moon
>Kelly
>Angie
>The shy queen whose name escapes me.
>Sabrina
>Brittany
>Janna
>Eclipsa
>Mina
>Lady Avarius
>Skullnick
>Heinous
>Solaria
>Ludo's Spider
>Big Chicken
>Princess Smooshy
>Ludo's Eagle
>A tree with a hole in it.
>Pony Head
>>91276594
Stay with you, those are my plans.
>>91275508
Pretty high. Star has confessed to Marco at the end of season 2. They just can't drag it out all of season 3 would be pretty bad writing. I could see something major happening either mid season or at the end of the season. Pretty much I'm sure they are going to be toghter at the end of season 3. If not at least at the start of season 4, if they decided to do an other cliffhanger for end of the season.
I could totally see some interesting episodes with them toghter trying to make the relationship work.
>>91276816
And to think they're all gonna win the Marcobowl.
>>91274914
I think the closest we've gotten to an in-universe asexual character is Buff Frog. Though fans seem to ship him with Ludo, and sometimes Skullnick.
>>91276816
Pony Head, always at the bottom.
Im eagerly awaiting a SVTFOE edit of this
I was rejected today while asking out a girl that looked just like Star. She didn't even bother lying that she had a boyfriend (she's single). It kinda hurts but I played it off well.
>>91276526
Tom is interesting, has some personality development, is aware of his flaws and works hard on improving himself, isn't a dick when he's not in rage mode and is a prince with magical powers. Also he fine as hell hot damn.
Oskar is a spacey dropout who lives in his car and doesn't even recognise that his "music" is shit. He looks like his personal hygiene fucking sucks. He might be a nice dude but he's not an attractive option
>>91276996
It happens, don't let it get to you. Brush yourself off, and when you're ready again ask someone else.Don't try to look for a Star in this world. You'll just be disappointed.
>>91276996
>going after a girl because she looks like your waifu.
Also define to me "played out well"
>>91276953
Left to right: Nefcy, Marco, Jackie, Star?
>>91276996
Lol, what a shame.
This is why I'm never asking girls out.
>>91275983
She's almost certainly right. I'd wager they probably wrote S3 such that Star and Marco reciprocate each other's feelings by the end of it, and now that S4's confirmed, that will end with an actual established relationship.
Or at least I hope so, Nefcy please don't make us suffer TOO much
>>91277084
Necfy, Marco, Tom being the cuck, and Star doing the BJ.
>>91276996
>used to be obsessed with girl that looked like Star
>ended with a restraining order threat
Why am I like this
>>91277137
Oh good heavens! Just look at the time!
S T O R Y
T
O
R
Y
T I M E
I
M
E
>>91277137
you're doing a pretty good job being the Star yourself though
>>91276953
I can give it a shot.
>>91275476
He prefers to fight naked but Moon didn't let him in front of the Diazes
POST CUTE STARS
not/svfoe/ meetup when?
>bbq cookin'
>beer drinkin' (or water if you're not interested)
>show watchin'
>show discussin'
>IRL shitpostin'
>cosplay dressin'
>spaghetti spillin'
>>91277307
Delet this right now
>>91277198
It's not much of a story, just teeth shattering /r9k/ tier autism. Had a lot to do with me following her around trying to work up the nerve to talk to her, which translated to stalking, and at one point I posted a picture of her on /r9k/ bitching about her but like a true summerfag I forgot to change the filename, so they found her facebook and messaged her a screen-cap of what I posted. She asked me, I denied it, but she knew anyway. She was Star incarnate desu. Almost every quantifiable feature matched up, down to the clothes she wore, and their personalities were pretty similar.
Anyways here's a cute Star so people don't get mad about /soc/
>>91277307
>>91277239
Sweet!
>>91277307
heres a real cute star anon
>>91277364
We have to find a good place. It's an Earth diameter between me and Peruvian guys, for example.
>>91277056
>>91277060
>>91277117
>>91277137
I'm still willing to find a Star irl though. I feel if I give up the next one would have been the one. Shoot for the Stars, they all can't get out of the way at the same time.
I just finished crying by the way.
>>91277307
>>91277396
Got original right here buddy.
>>91277475
Wish words from Jackie, You pick up yourself up again and you keep riding.
>>91277411
>/r9k/
Not surprising, when will you faggots ever learn?
>>91277555
pls no bully
>>91277411
im sorry that happened man
hopefully u learn from it and dont just beat urself up about it
sometimes im afraid that i will act that way to girls i like but gotta remember that being upfront is the way to go and creepiness gets no one no where
>>91277467
guess we'll have to meet inbetween, right in the fucking oceanни paзy нe cлышaл пpo Boлгopeчeнcк, зaтo cpaзy пoнятнo гдe oн нaхoдитcя
>>91277411
>people don't get mad about /soc/
/soc/ doesn't spill that much spaghetti.
>>91276462
I think it was written intentionally.
She was exhausted. Saw a cute boy sitting across from her. Tired brain made the coloration. Said the wrong name.
i finally caught up and im glad people here convinced me to watch it. one of my favorite shows now.
question is what do i watch until s3
anyone know shows or animos that are similar in any way to svtfoe???
>>91277411
as embarassing as it gets, but happened to the best of us. don't let it get to your head man, you got thispost pic of her tho
Jackie is the best mermaid
>>91277663
I don't think so... I can recommend you something paranormal, something similar like Gravity Falls.
>>91277467
Not as bad as yours anon but its still pretty far
I want to meet up with any star fans and /co/mrades and chill with some good food and watch cartoons
>>91277578
Thank you, I did learn from it. I have a gf now, she doesn't look like Star, but she is just as kind and caring, and I love her dearly.
>>91277691
>post pic of her tho
Made that mistake once already
>>91277712
trust me you do not want to meet any ano-
>pripyat
wut?
>>91277663
If you want the heartwarming autism try Wander Over Yonder.
If you want the lore and stuff Adventure Time and Steven Universe are worth a watch if you haven't seen them already.
For magical girl anime you could go back to the shows roots with Sailor Moon. You could try the PreCure series for something a little more action oriented. Cardcaptor Sakura is a good classic too. If you want something a little more modern and "for adults"(read: manchildren)Fate/kaleid is actually pretty entertaining.
>>91277712
Get out of here stalker
>>91277729
But that was in /r9k/ to a group of raging betas.
Also if you go to /r9k/ in the first place how do you have a girlfriendSO?
>>91277732
I bet if he was fat and ugly... she would have let him drown.
>>91277712
how the fuck are you living in Пpипять? it's supposed to be a ghost town
>>91277773
>If you want the lore and stuff Adventure Time and Steven Universe are worth a watch
Don't listen to this man, you'll just end up disappointed and bitter if you follow this advice.
It used to be solid advice but now we know better.
>>91277797
Maybe he is a ghost and cant leave till the show is over
Any other russians self insert into marco besides me?
>>91277780
>>91277749
rude
>>91277797
>its nothing but a radioactive wasteland filled with mutants and zombies
that is just western cold war propaganda
It really nice down here the people are warm and caring and cuisine is good too and there are no zombies or mutants
>>91277794
Or just eaten him.
>>91277830
I'm not bitter or disappointed about either of them really.
AT has gotten better every season, and SU is still good overall even though most of season 4 is mediocre.
>>91277848
Im a russian man and i to want to insert myself inside marco
>>91277848
No, he is churka.
Why does the romance in this show so much better than others? nothing comes close. I tried watching Miraculous Lady Bug but even though "love" is a theme with the series the leads only deal with infatuation, not love.
>>91277773
adv time is my favorite! i feel like svtfoe takes inspo from it in ways. (the heckapoo ep w marco aging way fast reminds me of puhoy bigtime tho im sure that plot is a common trope). i sorta see sftvoe as disney channel's adv time
havent watched su yet but wil giv it a shot
thanks for the recs!
>>91277848
>>91277890
>>91277903pls leave crimea
>>91277848
Me!
>>91277920
because of star suffering
>>91277860
I'm just pulling your leg my man
>>91277963
You say that jokingly but you may be right. Other shows are too afraid of making the main characters suffer.
>>91277941
crimea, kuril, germany and austria is rightful russian clay
>>91275604
Welp. Can't argue with Terry Crews Moon.
>>91277920
Because it took a while to develop and wasn't developed explicitly as love.
It was just a relationship that grew closer and closer until you're not really sure that they're just friends.
>>91277941
>Crimea
But that's part of Russia my ukr*inian friend
>>91277937
Also I forgot to mention it because it seemed obvious but Gravity Falls is another worthwhile Disney cartoon. I don't think it's as good as Wander Over Yonder or Star though.
>>91277903
Go to the dupa, manya
>>91278075
Gravity Falls is absolute ass garbage thanks to Mabel.
Don't even bring that shit around here.
>This is the thread there anons finally understand that all SvtFoE threads were, in fact, slavthreads
>>91278120
It's a decent show even if everything afterTale of Two Stansis a major step down.
>>91277701
>>91278075
heard good things about gf
thanks fellors
>>91278147
I wonder what's the slav to Hispanic ratio tho
>>91276953
>>91277084
>>91277239
>>91277428
Finished the cuck edit/redraw.
Spoilered just in case.
>>91278282
>Heard "Hush you, youre distracting me" in marcos voice
>>91278282
Fucking saved
>>91277920
Because it's between the two protagonists so it's going to get developed in every single episode and because they didn't shoot their wad early with the romance card.
>>91278282
Incredible.
>>91278282
Amazing.
>>91278282
One more, please.
>>91278282
excellent job
>>91278282
>>91278335
STOP DOING THIS TO STAR!
>>91275508
Some numbers and manna will happen
>>91278282
you are a godsend anon
Fuck, Marry, Kill
>>91278478
>marry nightgown star
>fuck st. o's star
>kill mewberty star because remove bug
>>91278282
It's Michelangelo level.
>>91278478
Mewberty Star
Princess Star
Donut Star (I kill her by eating her)
>>91278478
What is big-lipped, big-haired Star?
>>91278478
>Fuck
Mewberty
Demon
Kelly
Mina
St. Olga's
Bear
Lipstick
Crazy Hair
>Marry
Old Lady
Queen
Nightgown
Ludo
Red Dress
Blood Moon
Warrior
Mermaid
Regal
Original
>Kill
Toddler
Kitten
Donut
Swimsuit
Punk
Beard
>>91278282
This is perfect. Thank you
>>91278478
fuck and marry mewberty star
fuck on the side cat star
kill no star
>>91278478
Fuck bug
Marry nightgown....or ludo star
kill doughnut star
>>91278282
Top tier
>>91278568
Why would you marry nightgown and Ludo?
What if Mewni was based off Finnish culture?
>>91278594
That nightgown is cute as fuck and Ludo star looks nice. Marry was hard because I wanted to marry most of them.
>>91278282
>>91278478
Fuck Bimbo Star
Marry Queen Star
Kill Doughnut Star
>>91278624
If Ludo Star's anything like Ludo Prime, she might not be the best marriage candidate.
>>91278478
A cat is fine too
>>91278478
KILL THE BEARD STAR!
>>91275476
Not all fantasy armor need look like WoWshit
>>91278714
Why?
>>91278663
True but she looks fucking adorable. Hell I would even put up with horrible anger issues for Tomstar if I could have her.
Watched the first episode, wasn't a huge fan. Tried watching the second but the pony head got to me. May not be my thing, do I continue anons?
who do I gotta fucking pay to get some quality Janco
>>91278282
Heh
>>91278478
Fuck: Cat Star
Marry: Royal Star
Kill: Donut Star
>>91278880
No one, because she's shit.
>>91278872
It gets a lot better and moves away from the school/fish out of water stuff about halfway through the first season.
>>91278880
Go back in time to when it was the second most popular Marco ship.
>>91278738
Why not? It's an abomination.
>>91278880
You mean Manna?
>>91278872
They feel a bit different from the others.
Stock suggestion for this series: watch until the sixth/eighth pair of episodes, then decide.
>>91278872
The first half of the first season are ass my dude, watch them but decided to drop the show after you watch blood moon ball and fortune cookie. That's when the show we love begins because a lot of the executives left at this point and the creator daron madwoman Nefcy took more control into story line so yeah def watch more
>>91278926
THAT NIGGA IS HIGH!
>>91278872
Give it a few more, some of the roughest episodes are the first two. Star comes across a bit over the top, her voice actor eases into the role as time goes on. Ponyhead's divisive influence as well is a well noted issue with the beginning of the show.
Really, it depends on how much time you're willing to give a show to get good. If you're willing to invest some time I'd say stick around till episode 6 onward, the really good episodes start to pop up after the halfway mark of season 1.
>>91278926
>last panel
Ayyy lmao
How can Marco get rid of the Banana Gypsy Not/sveg/?
>>91278926
In any show, if a main female character is raped on screen does that make her undesirable?
>>91278478
Fuck Mewberty Star/Swimsuit Star
Marry Warrior Star
Kill Beard Star (She is an abomination)
>>91275476
Dude wasn't born a king, he was a warrior first. If he's going into battle, he's going to chose practical over aesthetics.
POST ur favorite star pics
memes reaction images screencaps whatever
im dry!
>>91279118
>>91279118
Grumpy Star is pretty cute.
Some dozen of threads ago I posted my first attempt at drawing since elementary school. Maybe someone will recall it, it was an incomplete Star body.
Anyway, since I'm sick and I've got nothing to do, I've decided to draw once more today (this time going all the way through) and I'm still surprised I don't totally suck. Now, since I'm a dumbass, I've decided not to use pictures of people for reference (and it shows) to see how much I actually know about the physical aspect of a human beingbut since I am autistic enough to try and cheat at my own challenges, I've stil used my body and the picture of a skeleton.
It was meant to be a girl (possibly Star), but then it felt too muscular and so it became a dude, then I made the arms wide open without thinking too much about it because they felt easier to draw that way. A that point I realized I didn't know what I was drawing so I thought "yeah, I can still fool myself thinking I wanted to make a Jesus", you know. But then I drew the legs and I forgot about it again, so scratcht that and every logic for now I guess, I'm drawing a naked man.
Now as you can see feet and hands are a big problem, and I am pretty sure that if I tried the abdomen, the face the hair or basically anything left I'd fuck up.
So yeah, I'm stuck. Suggestions? Corrections?
I hope the quality isn't shit.
>>91279141
man, shes ready for sex alright!
>>91278872
I honestly think if you don't like the high energy autism at first I'm not sure you'll like it, but apparently half of this board thinks that the first half of season 1 sucks so maybe keep going.
>>91279177
It's not that it sucks, it's just that it doesn't compare to the rest of the show.
>>91279173
>man, shes ready for sex alright!
Indeed.
>>91275508
If this was going to be a traditional show where the main couple doesn't get together until the grand finale, they wouldn't have had Star confess less than halfway through the series.
That said, I doubt they're going to rush it. Marco will almost definitely find Star again within 2-4 episodes, but I doubt we'll get any real hint that Marco's developing feelings for her before the mid-season finale.
>>91279177
I liked the first pair too, but lots of people often come here saying "I shouldn't have dropped because of that pony, I've tried again and I love this shit", so I often suggest to proceed further.
>>91279118
>>91279222
>hello darkness my old friend....
>>91279239
How indecent!
>>91279167
Look, it's great you're drawing again, it's a great skill to have and if you're so inclined you should practice it as much as possible.
That being said, this isn't your blog, it's a Star vs. thread and your post should reflect that.
Work on your basics as much as possible, look for useful information in the /co/ draw/character creation threads and report back with a more succinct post next time on your progress.
>>91277712
>Star's love reaches anons in fucking Chernobyl
Amazing
>>91279419
>Marco moments before becoming a dispenser of human semen for his Mewman Captor.
>>91279398
Yeah sorry, I guess there are more opportune threads to discuss this.
>>91277860
>on the Internet, nobody knows you're a Snork
>>91279419
So what does a male mewman's mewberty look like?
>>91277981
Im just accept that everybody always typecast chernobyl as a radioactive wasteland killing our tourism potential
>>91279480
they emit an unpleasent scent that lasts for about an hour or so, their skin turns a dark shade (mostly blue), and they usually are more clumsy.The scent they give off those attracts Mewman women who are going through mewberty like flies.
>>91279419
That is one of the cutest Star's I've ever seen
>>91277712
Suffering soon fellow starfags
>>91277364
Because it would be fucking terrible, I like talking with you guys but the amount of dysfunction in a meet would be DashCon levels of terrible.
/k/ meetups are preferable because at least everyone is armed and mostly behaved as a result.
>>91279571
Same artist:
https://kotilokiki.tumblr.com/post/159200699035/how-long-will-it-take-this-time-day-2-of
https://kotilokiki.tumblr.com/post/146318421865/this-is-within-the-realms-of-possibility
>>91279094
Good taste.
I wonder what the warrior Star timeline's like
>>91279597
>>/k/ meetups are preferable
>implying
remember that one anon who gave cupcakes with his semen mixed in it on a /k/ meetup
remeber when he revealed 4 months later that he was positive for hiv
the only good board meetup was the /r/ one
>>91279597
We just need an Ivan with a Nugget and a Buff Frog outfit to keep us in line.
>>91279704
>that one anon who gave cupcakes with his semen mixed in it on a /k/ meetup
>remeber when he revealed 4 months later that he was positive for hiv
nigga what the fuck
>Season 3 or 4
>The real parents of Buff Frog's tadpoles show up.
>Buff Frog has to say goodbye to his babies.
>>91279597
Looks like this anon likes his cupcakes with cream filling.
>>91277797
>>91279762
>Tadpoles soon leave their birth parents as they didnt raise them
>they claim Buff Frog as their true parent
>they all adopt the Bulgolyubov family name
>>91279704
>>91279788
Wow, that story got really distorted, it was condensed milk in brownies, if you actually look at the picture no semen looks like that.
>>91279889
zoom in and look at the water near the milk
>>91279597
Honestly how bad it be?
>at most 10 people show up
>autism all around
>sit up in the backyard discussing memes all day
>pack it up and everybody leaves and goes home slightly disappointed with some sperg later posting pictures in the thread about one of the girls who attended and dressed up as Star
>>91280012
Could end up being this bad
>>91278617
MOAR SBURDO SDAR BLEASE :DDDDD
>>91279637
Hell yeah, Warrior Star is the best.
I imagine that she is more like her father. Really strong, impulsive and beserker.
She is very aggresive, so maybe Marco wants to be like her? Or he is scared of her. Anyway, she gets things done by force.But she would still be cute and innocent on the inside.
Guys I just formatted and lost everything. Does anybody still have the Mega link with the two seasons in full HD?
I feel like I found this thread's theme song. Too bad I'm not at home so I don't have my Starboy Marco picture.
"Look what you've done
I’m a motherfuckin' starboy
Look what you've done
I'm a motherfuckin' starboy"
>>91280058
I've heard the idea that it's from a timeline where males are the ones who inherit the Mewni throne.
>>91280027
Jesus, brits holds ALOT of autism
what if you went to a sveg meet up and the only person there was a really accurate star cosplayer who just pretended to be star the whole time she was really nice and all but she was a fucking weirdo
>>91280084
>>91280099
I would 100 percent try to flirt with her. Like. Non stop. Until she flat out rejected me.
>>91280099
>saying the same thing twice in the same sentence
>>91280124
what if she liked you but she said she was just 14 and she was clearly like 27
>>91280117He's a rebel prince, yes, he's super-cute, he's a nuclear bomb in a three-piece suit, in the blackest night, he's a beaming light, he's our morning Star and he's burning up the sky!
>>91280186
Ageplay is my fetish, dude. I don't use the tag "daddy dom" for no reason.
>>91277411
>complaining about a girl you put on a pedestal and autistically compared to a fictional character
>even though literally nobody can live up to that
>publicly outed her on /r9k/
>blew your chance by being a complete autist
I'm sorry anon but you sorta deserve it.
>>91280099
find a cute guy like marco and fuck him right in front of her like the skater girl that i am
>>91280195
>Royal secret, one left to say.
>A young prince who is clearly gay!
>>91280195
How does the "royal secret, one last to tell" part go?
>>91279141
Fucking saved. Haven't seen this one around...?
>>91280242
>>91280027
At least there's no jizz brownies like that one /k/ meetup.
>>91280261
It hasn't been posted often sadly. But that's good too cause it means it's still fresh.
>>91277475
Don't fall into the excuse of MGTOW. Alot of people should not be listening to failed men who failed to properly vet and then spend their years teaching the next generation to be as pathetic as they are.
If you don't care about your family, or their legacy, or your own fucking dignity, go be a MGTOW. But I'm proud you're getting yourself picked up. Don't fall into the trap of cynical men telling you its not worth it. Because if that was true. you wouldn't even be here to say anything. You'd never have existed.
>>91280235
PLEASE BE IN
S A P P E R T O N
>>91280249
Who is the girl in the lowly attire?
The unfortunate soul of our prince's desire?
I don't need to show it,
Sadly we know it,
But just to be sure,
I will say it again --
Our Prince Star's in love with a normal human...
(And her name is Marcia Diaz.)
>>91280316
I'm not English but do you pronounce "princess" the same way you pronounce "prince's"?
>>91280381
Prinn-SESS
Prinn-ZES
>>91280381
nope, one is like mess and the other is like wiz
>>91277663
Literally 30 minutes in mspaint.
>>91280057
>>91278617
>>91280557
keked
>>91277555
trips of true
Chile gets new dictatorship
>>91280521
Geez, who knew the safe kid would grow up to be sucha slut?
>>91280628
dis bord blu sir
will Disney come out and admit Marco is trans?
>>91280668
no
>>91280668
When will you stop spamming this POS and just kill yourself?
>>91280303
Why is Star such an indecent slut?
>>91280521
excellent
even better than my ms paint project if i do say so myself
>>91280737
Holy fuck, you did that in MSPaint?? HOW?!
>>91280709
STAR IS PURE DELET THIS NOW
>>91280709
Cause Marco made her that way.
>>91280557
How about finnishhekapoo
>>91280776
wow star just cant control herself can she?
>>91280767
>STAR IS PURE
sure
>Things that would let you know Star Vs has jumped the shark.
>>91280844
Blame the D(iaz).
>>91280628
>Not even a Papi
>>91280898
Starco happens before the finale.
Why is Star such a massive whore?
>>91280950
wtf
is this edited?
>>91280919
>>91280929
But that would mean that Marco ends up with more onscreen kisses with Jackie than with Star.
>>91278282
+= BRILLIANT! =+
I just watched every episode so far because of this garbage thread on this board everyday and i still can't see why this thread is made into a garbage pile every single day, show is enjoyable although i didn't like the first 5 episodes, but this amount of shit in the board every day is really the worse.
Worse part is samurai jack threads are heading down this road and it's gonna be as bad this shit hole.
>>91280950
She doesnt know any better.
Would you teach Star about Chastity and Modesty?
>>91280898
Jackie breakup offscreen
Time travel back to the first episode to prevent Star from coming to earthStar and Marco fuse together to defeat Toffee
>>91280976
What's the big deal?
>>91280828
>>91280898
Ferguzon and Alfonso Episode that does good , making that we have more of those but are horryble done
>>91280898
>"Don't say 'bug people', it's offensive."
>>91281012
Man, that aint a good look for ol' Hekapoo.
>>91280898
Star has a brother and the two of them are very close and the gang is invited to her brothers wedding
>>91280898
They drop all story elements and just focused on Star crying over Marco
>>91280998
I would teach her good
>>91281012
Fucking glorious.
>>91281043
#Bugslivesmatter
>>91281054
wait a minute...
>>91276274
He realized that Star was hinting they should get to work on having a kid now.
I had a dream Star was arguing over some nerdy type character over recovering some data on a disk of some sort. It looked completely like the show. I was Marco, standing in front of a desk watching her argue over a cell-phone.
Eventually she gave in to the geeks whining and stormed past me saying she'll do it, only for the camera to zoom in on her full plump lumps to say:"Only cause I've got new cum!"I had masturbated just before going to sleep.
>>91278617
>>91280557
>>91281012
You're a treasure.
>>91275508
I'd say about 30% . And my bet is that 10 % of no Starco at all.
While we all know its main ship, etc., SVTFoE managed to surprise us all a lot of times. And sometimes even when we were ready for shit hitting the fan and exploding. Like, just friends, raid the cave, storm the castle, face the music, starcrused etc... I was ready for everything. Everything except things that happened
>>91278617
>>91280557
>>91281012
These are great.
>>91281043
I wonder if Star's casual racism against monsters and seaniggers is going to be brought up again if the show changes focus to Mewni.
>>91281054
Star causes the apocalypse and it's somehow everybody else's fault
>>91281054
YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
>>91281171
>>91276678
whos the artist
>>91280860
>implying Tom ever scored
Why do you think he's so angry all the time?
>>91280898
>>Things that would let you know Star Vs has jumped the shark.
Dragging out the love triangle over the whole S3 and having it overshadow the fucking war against Toffee.
>>91281171
im afraid to read this. It might fucking curse me
>>91281171
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Normally I'm not one for rewatching past episodes of a series, but I can't stop watching the last 3 episodes. Idk if it's the music in it or the cringeworthiness of Star cycling herself.Why do I love this show so much?
>>91281054
What is this a reference to?
>>91281292
Jojo
Threadly reminder that girls who look like Star have shit personalities and mental issues.
>>91281288
I've rewatched the series dozens of times and rewatched the clips from the last 3 probably a hundred times each. It never gets old.
At the same time the series has spoiled me in the sense that I easily notice the flaws from other shows while watching them. Star Vs is just too good.
>>91278617
>>91280557
>>91281012
simbly ebin :DDDDDD
>>91281334
Reminder that 3D is not worth of comparinf with 2D
>>91281249
>Why do you think he's so angry all the time?
Small penis, it's the reason why Star dumped him.
>>91281334
but that girl looks nothing like Star
>Maybe they will cuck you
>or is that what you want
please don't post pictures of real girls in these already borderline pedophile threads
So, how long until the songs from this show get overtaken by Undertale parodies
>>91280997
It's the hiatus, I presume.
>>91281288
>ROOOYAL SECRET... ONE LAST TO TELL
>A PRINCESS UNDER TRUUUE LOVE'S SPELL
>>91281422
>/sveg/
> borderline pedophile
my nigga what the fuck are you talking about
>>91281422
>borderline pedophile threads
Speak for yourself you pedofreak.
>>91281422
Silly anon there are already confirmed pedos in here. Nothing borderline about it.
>>91281448
>WHO IS THE BOY IN THE EARTHLY ATIRE
>>91281422
Takes one to know one, hun.
>>91281187
>seaniggers
Kek
>>91281349
>>91281171
SICK FUCKS GET THE FFFFUCK OFF MY THREAD
>>91275835
>NO STAR, YOU ARE THE FORCES OF EVIL
No more ships
onlyboats
>>91281043
But those NPC's are buggy!
>star vs the (real) forces of evil
>toffee wears a business suit
Masaka!?
>>91276732
>Being in the middle of a Jarco sandwich
Lucky
>>91281543
I think it's just the same edgelord everytime.
Maybe he should understand that nobody likes him and that the world would be better off without him.
>>91281422
>/tlhg/ is two blocks down mang.
>>91281416
No
>>91281514
>THE PRINCE OF THE PRINCESS'S DEEPEST DESIRE
Is it normal that I only find girls with blue-eyes, pale skin and blonde hair cute? Other girls I just dismiss them as Jackies even though they have 10/10 bodies, but they're brunette.
>>91281422
Hey buddy, you just blow in from /v/eddit town?
>>91281608
isn't it the one whos vocabulary is limited to "starcucks" and "tears" ?
>>91281635
>*fountaining intensifies*
>>91281422
>wah wah I can't downvote people here!
>>91281654
Yes
Only aryan girls are pure.
>>91281654
It's pretty normal, those are almost universally attractive features.
I'm not usually into blondes but Star makes it work. Her hair could be any color though, it looks so full and soft.
>>91281771
>M-marco... Wh-what are you doing?
>I'm not really sure Star, but I don't want to stop.
>B-but what about j-*mmmfff* *mmmmm*
>>91281917
Lewd
Time for suffering!
>Star and Janna's texts
>>91281953
Yes
YES
fuck Star, fucking cuck
>>91281771
Just realized she's baring some very lewd shoulders
>>91281953
How is it suffering when it makes me happy? I'm so sick and tired of seeing pretty girls get everything they want, and this show is finally giving just desserts to a girl who has no responsibility and faces no consequences. I can finally find contentment.
>>91281827
I'm not aryan though :0 Is that still fine? :3
>>91281867
Yeah, Star changed my perception big time. I was a mess before watching this show. Now my life is back on track.
>>91281953
>>91281941
>Star takes ecstasy.png
>>91281996
I have a lust to write hurtful things about Star, I often put her in stories in which she loses everything and barely survives. Is this bad?
>>91281996
Good. I hope you remain contentless for the rest of your life. I actually have a fetish for the opposite. I love watching people like YOU suffer. Just because only want to watch others suffer, I want to watch YOU suffer.
Just letting you know the show isn't going to end with suffering you dumb fuck. Its a disney show. You dying penniless and unloved would make my penis grow 10 sizes.
>>91281998
No it's not. Miscegenation is a real problem and I'd prefer you not contribute to the already dwindling population of white women.
What Smash Bros characters would our heroes main?
>>91281712
>>91281953
>>91281978
>>91281996
>>91282002
>>91282074
>>91281996
>I'm so sick and tired of seeing pretty girls get everything they want
its time for you go get >>>/out/ and fuck off for good.
>>91281996
Have some more friend
>>91282071
It is
>>91282074
fucking leftie moralfag. I'm serious, people like you make people like Elliot Rodger exist. Star deserves to have hot cigarettes extinguish on her face.
>>91282077
What if the white girl I meet comes from a working class family and I'm her only hope at the time of helping her get into a financially sound situation and away from student loan debt? And she really wants my companionship?
I'm not talking about my experience by the way...
>>91282089
Zelda and Marth?
>>91281996
>>91282071
>>91282074
>tfw people threaten to hurt and kill each other over children's shows
>>91282074
>>91282098
>>91282108
>t. triggered starcucks
jarco will be endgame
>>91282089
Star - Jigglypuff
Marco - Link
>>91282160
Oh ok that's fine then.
>>91282102
But at the end of the day you're too much of a fucking beta cuck to even attempt a real shooting.
God you probably don't even get off to real gore do ya? What a fucking loser, having to enjoy fictional characters suffering to go through the day.
I fucking dare you to do it. It's laughably easy to get a gun in the states, it really is quite baffling. So just do it faggot.
>>91282152
Don't cut yourself on those edgy teenage bones of angst
>I bet you like Shadow the Hedgehog (or how is this shit supposed to be written)
>S3 premiere episode
>everything is back to the status quo, Star is back on earth, still living with Marco and going to school
>Jackie is nowhere to be found
>it is a rainy day however, but nothing out of the ordinary
>Star and Marco seem not to remember anything of consequence and are just watching TV together
>the episode develops normally
>but right at the end the camera pans out to a messy hair Star crying over a boardgame and some plastic figurines of Marco and herself, while screaming can be heard and fire can be seen from outside her window as the castle is being raided
>
>
>I think earth is pretty greaaat place
Post Star suffering
>>91282089
They would play a real fighting game likestreet fighterand Star would mainUrien
>>91282198
>H-he must be a Starcuck REEEEEEEE
good b8 but any endgame that doesnt include Tom, Oskar, and Janna is fine with me.
>>91282071
Suffering makes cute girls cuter.
>>91282264
Star suffering
>>91282256
if this happens, I'm unleashing my horse spaghetti again
>>91282287
>>91282280
I do like jarco and marcapoo
It's just that starco fags are fucking annoying
>>91282295
this Anon gets it
>>91282160
That sounds like her problem, and for the record, most women are too stupid to actually take into account the long term affects of such companionship. You should be staying far away from her, in any case.
>>91282394
>The skulls Toffee's wearing in the tapestry have cheek marks.
>Moon became queen at what looks like a fairly young age.
>>91282444
>You should be staying far away from her, in any case.
What if it's too late for that? :(
>>91282199
i'm certain enough that starco is endgame to be able to comfortably kek at this
>>91282298
K I L L
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Y O U R S E L F
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>>91281619
The decisions you make and the actions that follow are reflections of who you are.
You cannot hide from yourself.
>>91282583
Dont worry, the Day of the Rope is coming soon
Hey, G. here. Is the one that requested Punk Star and Punk Marco two days ago still here?
>>91282684
I'm Hispanic though. :(
What if Star was Marco's neighbor?
>>91282714
What if Star was a real human who believed that she was a magical princess and Marco is forced to be her friend despite her absolute autism and Star and River pay him $650 to watch their child to make sure she doesn't get injured attacking people she claims are "monsters"
>>91282714
Marco would be able to hear Star's constant moaning from his bedroom, able to hear River's grunting from his kitchen, and feel the vibrations of Moon's workout regimen from the bathroom.
>>91282089
Marco is a Captain Falcon main
Star plays Peach
Ludo tries his hardest to play Roy
Toffee plays FoxTom plays jiggs
>>91282714
That would make Star really autistic
>>91275476
isn't Becky beautiful?
>>91282807
>>91282651
E N O U G H
N
O
U
G
G
>>91282833
What does Janna smell like
>>91282833
>>91282836
Very much so.
>>91282705
Never mind then.
>>91282872
cigarettes
>>91282833
Why is Star casting the diaper spell on people?
Rewatching Blood Moon ball aka The ep where Starco was born.
I love the part about Star not needing a hero but a friend.
Be careful what you wish for.
>>91282833
>>91283028
>hero =/= bf
>>91283028
It was at that moment Marco's potential interest in Star faded away. At the same time at that point Star's feelings for Marco grew.
Watch they mention the BMB in the season 3 opener.
>>91282872
post more Janna
>>91283028
You're taking the meaning out of the proper context. The issue most girls have with insecure guys trying to woo them is that the guy tends to go overboard trying to make sure they're safe, comfortable, or secure. They smother them, give them no freedom, and always act like a knight in shining armor while they do it. Real girls, girls not on the page but in life, want a guy who doesn't feel the need to be with them every minute of every day and checking on them to make sure they aren't filling their holes with demon dicks.
which BG character do you want to be more prominent in S3? I'd like more Justin.
>>91282872
Like Marco's nachos.
>>91282872
>>91283177
>Janna hides in Marco's closet all the time
>Star hangs out with Janna because she smells like Marco
At last I truly see
Someone two nights ago requested a Punk Star and a Punk Marco.
I tried my best. I thought he'd look good in a Mohawk.
>>91279419
>Marco: "So uh, Glossaryck... Does it HAVE to end at 3:57?"
>>91276272
cause shes black. They are perfect by default
>>91283216
>At last I truly see
Clearly they can't resist Marco's manly Mexican scent so a threesome is in order.
>>91283220
Looks alright, nice job G.
>>91283177
>yfw you realize Janna's favorite hobby is masturbating furiously while watching Marco sleep
>>91282696
Right here.
>>91283273
so is Kelly some kind of dryad or something
>wake up
>see this
What do?
>>91283295
I tried. I have no reference for a Punk Marco.
>>91283341
Please refer to>>91283220
Now I'm gonna put Gilgamesh-River on hold, but now I'm out of requests.
>>91283394
>>91283394
Hug the bug
>>91283609
I have the biggest erection right now.
>>91282872
Perfume, though she'd deny it.
>>91283273
I wanna cuck Tad hard by fucking Kelly hard
>>91282043
Wait, do people still think Ludo is a kappa?
>>91283394
Hug and snug!
HUG AND SNUG!
>>91283744
A Kappa? No.
Possessing a design influenced by Kappas? Yes.
>>91282705
Dude there is no problem with that.
>>91283394
>>91283865
>>91283405
>I have no reference for a Punk Marco.
There is other Fan art. We got 90's punk Marco and Star.
>>91283394
>>wake up
>>see this
>What do?
Star, obviously.
>>91281003
what the fuck happened to yugioh?
>>91284002
each and every series of YGO is different and has their ups and downs but none of them are as bad as ARC-V screw ups
>>91284002
Everything was going great, and then Arc-V happened.
Okay, what does Marco smell like then
>>91284078
Aax body spray, mexican spices,Cinnamon
>>91283744
He might be a kappa-bird man hybrid
>>91284105
>According to Star, Marco's favorite drink is hot chocolate with cinnamon
>>91284002
I don't know man. I've been playing since 2002 and they keep complicating the rules for no reason other than to sell product.
>>91283995
Im new to the Fandom, please pardon my nubness.
>>91283986
Why?
>>91284153
And guess what goes with that Cinnamon hot ChocolateFLUFFYWHITEMARSHMELLOWS
>>91284190
There's nothing strange about making sure your bestie is safe in the middle of the night
>>91283394
Brace for high impact defilement, mewman.
>>91283995
looks like naota from FLCL
>>91284348
>boring boy's quiet life is interrupted by a hyperactive magical alien
it's the same fucking show.
>>91284339
>>91282651
I demand MORE
>>91284134
That's a possibility...or, at least, the design may have been inspired by both. His family appears more avian in appearance than Ludo himself, likely to him being "the runt".
>tfw Ludo never had the chance to spread his wings and soar like his kin
>>91284388
Naota's a fag who wouldn't appreciate a Star in his life
Anyone else they wish they we're in Marco's shoes? Or was that the objective with this show?
Also why are the parents in this show so BASED compared to the parents of other shows?You kids still use the word BASED right?
>>91282152
>not wanting a innocent cute girl like star suffering means I'm a moral leftist
Are you like an 18 year old fedora wearing alt-right fag or something? Nobody would say that and consider it an argument against anything but people like that. People like you ruined my board.
>>91284339
l-lewd
>>91284531
It's a fetish thing, genius
>>91284552
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Sure you were.
>>91284552
I was talking about the point where I was accused of believing in a political ideology because I don't want to see cute girls like Star suffer. I know its a fetish. Doesn't mean its not still stupid.
>>91281234
Pii
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62220430
>>91284527
I wish that this show had been around when I was Marco's age so that I wouldn't have made the same mistakes he was making until he got his life on track.
>>91284180
No problem, we were all newfags at some point. Just know that Tom is a cuck and you'll do fine.
>>91284646
Same. Also the characters act way above their age most of the time. It's like I'm watching adults in teenager bodies. When I was their age most kids were immature as hell.
>Hey anon! Looks like its just the two of us tonight, as usual... Would you... like to get dinner together maybe? I know of a really nice sushi place that opened up recently, or maybe we can get some halal or the taco truck or something. What do you want for dinner Anon?
>>91284601
I was't actually the poster you were arguing with
>>91284696
>I love taco trucks!
>>91284667
We all know that.
>>91284694It's because people like Marco wind up as loner shut-in losers because their maturity level is sky-high while in public out of fear of being punished, and without anyone guiding them and encouraging them to do something dangerous, wacky, or uncomfortable, they isolate themselves from reality, separating themselves from the real world, and end up depressed and alone and wishing they had a second chance.
>>91284696
>We don't have to eat out if you don't want to. Unless you want to eat me out. I mean, eat out with me... haaahaaa silly me, I always get this earthling lingo confused.
>>91282790
What's sad is this may have been the original story plot.
>>91284527
It's part of their social agenda to destroy Western society by increasing the prevalence of antisocial deviant behaviors. Normalizing:
>stalking with Janna and Starfan13
>open relationships (swinging) with Raphael and Angie Diaz
>female-lead relationships (FLR) with Moon and River Butterfly
>cuckqueaning with Star Butterfly
>adult virgins with Sensei
>asexuality with Alfonso
>male nipples with Toffee
>there are people
>on this not!general
>RIGHT NOW
>that prefer having a girlfriend like Jackie over Star
>>91284751
haha oh star, when will she learn?
>>91284780
MEH! More Stargirls for us then. No loss. I respect the fact that some people want a more Jackie like partner.
Not me though.
>>91277882
>AT has gotten better with every season
That's a joke, right?
>>91284780
There's benefits for and against both of them. Although, having the ability to perform magic does skew things pretty heavily in your favour.
>>91284780
No, there aren't.
>>91284750
Gezzus Marco really isme and a lot of us here.Did Nefcy study us before making this show or was he husband like Marco in HS?
>>91284776
>female-lead relationships (FLR) with Moon and River Butterfly
I have a feeling if Starco is canon Star will be the one leading the relationship. Tell me if you agree.
Yeah this show's great and Starco is CUTE AND PERFECT but have you ever heard "Smooth" by Santana feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox TwentyMan it's a hot one...
>>91284817
not him but the new shit they are spewing out is pretty good.
and the things around Stakes were great
>>91278282
>>91284776
>anatomy
>sexually deviant
>>91284886
It's hard to see Star or Marco "leading" their relationship.
Even if Star is the more headstrong and active one, Marco gives her direction and stability. They build off each other with everything they do.
>>91284776
>>open relationships (swinging) with Raphael and Angie Diaz
>>asexuality with Alfonso
what? did i miss an episode?
>>91284887LIKE SEVEN INCHES FROM THE MIDDAY SUN
>>91284776
>>adult virgins with Sensei
Sensei had sex before. it just wasnt good enough to mention.
>>male nipples with Toffee
Kill la Kill and some shitty CN show
What would Star vs. Be like if Alex Hirsch wrote it?
Calling it right now, Jackie's gonna join the forces of evil after Marco decides to go after (and eventually catches up with) Star
Thus begins the ultimate battle for the Diaz.
>>91284696
>>91284751
Oh Star you so silly.
You are so cute I could eat you.What Bug people would taste like?
>>91285160
Shit.
How does this make you all feel?
>>91285169
I doubt it. They would have spent more time giving her a personality if they were planning to turn her into a more important character.
>>91285160
Marco would be an absolute beta, and he would be harshly punished for attempting to woo Jackie.
>>91285160
too much of useless MUH DEEP LORE, Star would be insufferable, Marco wouldnt date Jackie, Janna would be tough girl who dont need no man against the govment, Starfan13 wouldnt exist, Raphael would have 2 siblings, Alejandro, who was sent to the future to defeat TOffee, and Fernando, who was sealed inside a bottle by Glossaryck on accident.
Angie would probably be dead
>>91285180
I like Sabrina so it gives off a warm feeling.
>>91285195
Well, she'll be a two-episode jobber villain at best. And swiftly get relegated.
>>91285204
>Marco would be an absolute beta
What is he in the actual show? A power beta?
>>91285195
>They would have spent more time giving her a personality if they were planning to turn her into a more important character.
Sometimes it only takes an episode.
>>91278478
marry the donut star.
fuck the donut star.
Killby eatingthe donut star.
In that order.
>>91285265
Sir, Marco landed his high school crush through perseverance,AFTER staring down a demonic curse by uttering every embarrassing little factoid about himself to her. He spent sixteen years in an alternate dimension, growing into a wasteland badass when he could just have gone home.
If anything, I'd say Marco is growing into an Alpha.
>>91284696
I-I want you.
>>91285297
Ludo already had more character before that episode than Jackie has now.
Is this show anything BUT shipping?
>>91285394
Yes! It's about Star!
>>91285394
>Is this show anything BUT shipping?
Not asking dumb questions.But it is also about cucking demons and princesses.
>>91285265
He only acts beta around Jackie because she brings out the worst of his insecurities and self-confidence issues.
We rarely see that side of him because he's always around Star, and he trusts her so much that he's more comfortable being with her than he is alone.
>>91282872
bad machinery
>>91282872
I suspect cigarettes, cheap hygiene products, and sweat.
>>91285394
Season 2 has over fourty episodes and only 3-4 of them are about relationship drama. And only one of those is ONLY about it.
We talk about relationship drama because we care about the characters involved.
People post speculation about what's going to happen with the "real" plot all the time, but the fact is that has been a character-driven show long before romance got involved.
>>91285315
You'd be okay with eating your own cream filling?
>>91285394
well its about fighting the forces of evil ya goddamn goof. shipping is extra, like a dipping sauce.
what if star was having a really nice day
>>91285842is the dipping sauce szechuan flavored?
In the name of Starco, check 'em!
>>91285942
I regret using the phrase dipping sauce now.
>>91285971
Go to bed star.
>>91285971
Your ship is as dead as your numbers, Star.Would Star post in /s4s/?
>>91285971
You're like little baby
Watch this
>>91285180
Best side character.
I need Janna in a cheerleader outfit
>>91286037
>look at the time
>10:10 pm
what the fuck
>>91283405
How did Star convince Marco to let her pierce his nose?
>>91281054
Queen Moon is a gamer and likes nerdy things like memes and pwning noobs on Xbox.
>>91286089
get out of my TIME ZONE
>>91286089
??
>>91286169
>Teen Moon will never use the Darkest Spell to cut off your dick
>>91286089
>look at time
>10:18 pmits coming
>>91284339
way too lewd
>>91285180
The bandage is a nice touch.
>>91286306
FIVE MINUTES
>>91286305
>Star finds Toffee's dick in her wand.
>"Hello Moon. It's been a while." says posessed Ludo, gesturing to his crotch.
>"Tell Star I'm coming for my dick."
So just what did Marco's dream at the beginning of "Red Belt" mean?
>>91286368
Right before every being on the planet is absorbed into Toffee's Wand body, Marco will turn into El Diablo Junior and save the inhabitants of Earth with Heinous
>>91286328
I'd like to give her a nice touch.
>>91286496
The cops are already at your front door you sick freak.
Prepare yourself.
>>91285378
Ludo was also a major character for the entirety of season 1, whereas Jackie was one for a handful of episodes from the halfway point of season 2 on.
Not exactly comparable.
>>91282790
Season 2 ends with Star realizing she can not longer be a magical girl and she has to grow up after Marco was almost killed in one of her psychotic atacks and she decides to voluntary go to St Olga's asylum to treat her constants allucinations, but before she leaves she decide to tell Marco her real feelings that she have a crush on him and se have to leave, maybe forever for the safety of both.
>>91284780
Because no matter how much we dream about having a magical girlfriend it will never happen.
Getting a girl like Jackie in real life is a pretty good deal, and is actually possible.
>>91286576
I meant having the physical characteristics as Star. Not the magical powers bit.
>>91286643
just go to a middle school anon and hope for the best
>>91281397
That is a fucking child you sick fuck.
This is the story of a girl
who cried a river and drowned the whole world
and while she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her
when she smiles
>>91286661
You know very well what I meant Grandpa.
>>91281292
My Miniscule Equine: Companionship is Magical
>>91286732
you said physical like star
so i thought you meant 14 year old bodies, son.
if ya go to a MS, you will find a flatboard like star there
>>91286801
What's so bad about a character's brother's wedding?
>>91286826SINGING=POWER
>>91282264
Somebody said... Star suffering?
BTW bidding starts with 15 shmeckels.
>>91286925
16 shmeckels
>>91286368
The first half of the dream is about Marco being unaware of Star's feelings for him and the pain it's causing her, driving them apart. Star runs away from him (as she does in the finale) chewing on Marco's Green Belt (representing his youth, how things used to be, their relationship as friends).
Basically, it foreshadows Season 2.
The second half of the dream starts when Mr. Candle!Marco asks Marco "What are your plans for the future?"
"The future" being Season 3.
There's an immediate cut to Marco's classmates floating away toward the Blood Moon, with Marco left behind alone (or as we later see, with Star).
Marco's fate, represented by the Blood Moon, is to leave Earth behind to find Star.
This show has no fucking right to be this good. It was such a boring slog trough Season 1 but I watched because Star was cute and I was bored.
But holy fuck Season 2 is just amazing and the best part about it is that it's popular enough to warrant more seasons but not popular enough to have an annoying fandom like SU or AT
>>91283309
>>91286925
>15 shmeckles
>15 shekels
The interdimensional jew strikes again
https://youtu.be/W5uPODxx1U0?list=PLdExARcKeMsONFxQzpFdg-CWaAsUAAcTt
I would purge monsters from Mewni to this music.
>>91285032
Raphael and Angie do invite River to join them while they're naked in a hot spring.
>>91285169
>implying Star's not the one joining the Forces of Evil
>>91285632
This arouses me mildly. I don't know why.