Liking traps makes your teeth go gay.

>>91268129
That's okay
Just eat cum and it'll go away

ARE YOU HORNY
YOU LOOK TO BE A BIT HORNY

>>91268129
Everything makes your teeth go gray

>>91268129
But that's ok
Just eat some ass and it'll go away

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GREEEEDY

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>>91268129

That would not be possible. Teeth aren't capable of any sort of any actions or attitudes, not even sexuality. Theyre just a part of your body

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>>91268405

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>>91268405
Hello?

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>>91268582

The nice healthy fetishes are very polite to the sex organs and are invited to stay, for a party!

The rude, dickgirl fetishes have to leave through the catflap

You shouldn't fap with a stranger's stash.

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>>91268405

>>91268129
But what if the traps having sex with a woman?

>>91269930
They need to save themselves for their special one!

>>91268745
They can leave through my catflap.

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>>91268582

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>>91268405

>>91268211
But how much cum have you had today? Too much cum makes your teeth go gray.

>>91268412
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>>91270961

I dont get it

>>91271801
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared reference.

>>91271801
then what the fuck are you even doing here faggot.

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>>91268405
Guys, the phone's not ringing.

DON'T WORRY /co/, EVERYONE HAS A SPECIAL ONE

>>91269930
You'll end up with your gums all gay!

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>>91272042
Rude anons must leave through the cat flap.

>>91272202
that doesnt make sense!

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>>91272220
DUDUDUDUDU

Have you ever wondered why you're here?
What's the thread about? You've no idea
And everywhere you look, all you see is shitposts
And bait threads, fags and queers

Underrated thread.

IN THE DIGITAL /co/ THERE'S ONLY THREE THINGS TO DO

>>91272922
HEY LOOK! SALES FIGURES!

>>91272922
Hey, look, a share thread!

>>91272922
HEY LOOK CONSOLEWARS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4

>>91272356
But you know it doesn't have to be
That I bait you and you bait me
Cause even though your post's shit, We don't have to throw a bitch fit
We can post in harmony

>>91268405
dumb phone poster

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>>91273175
>cattura.png
>capture.png
>phone poster
What?

>>91273223
Visual_representation_of_the_word_Whoosh_traveling_over_a_head.jpg

I haven't brushed my teeth for six weeks. My gums hurt.

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>>91268405

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>>91273330
Shit i'm retarded

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>>91273131
>Hey look, PS3 games

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Now anon, when you browse a thread on /co/, don't you find it exciting?

>>91273539
I just see the same old shitposts.

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>>91273588
Come on, take another look!

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>>91273703

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>>91273736

>>91272922

COMIC WAIFUS

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>>91273759
I can see a man with a baseball bat

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>>91268405
>>91268582

Can someone explain this?

I honestly dont understand why some people onsider traps gay

>>91273887
traps are gay

>>91273887
GREEEEDY taking all that cock, you'll end up with your buns all gay!

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>>91268405
"Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking"

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>>91273831
The call that made your teeth go grey

>>91268405
uhh whats happening

>>91273974
Hello, I'm calling for Amanda Love. Is she here?

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>>91268405
Oh no...

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>>91273887
>I like dicks
>but i'm not gay

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>>91274012
Just a sec, hey is there a Amanda Love here. Amanda Love. Hey everybody I want Amanda Love!

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>>91268405
>>91273974
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>>91274113

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>>91273887
Traps are VERY gay anon.

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>>91274113

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>>91273831
When you look at this orange, tell me /co/, what do you see?

>>91274041
I dont like dicks, traps just happen to have a feminine one

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>>91268405
>>91273974
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>>91274113

>>91274465
I see a boring old orange!

>>91274846
Maybe to you, but not to me!
I see a new waifu,
Staring back and smiling at me!

>>91274897
I don't see what you mean

>>91273974
Yo, is there a Seymour Bahtts there?

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>>91274984
Because you're not thinking creatively!
So take a look at my OC,
I use my OC to express myself

>>91275077
That OC is just a recolour...

>>91275077
That sounds really boring.

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>>91273131
>DICK

>>91275087
>>91275093
I use my OC to express myself

>>91273736
I think you're getting the hang of it now, using your brain to have a good time

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>>91273829
I can see a frog, I can see a Bog >>91273831

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>>91275302
I have made an OC about a clown

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>>91268709
VIDYA WAIFOOS

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>>91274269

Source

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>>91273131
I keked

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>>91276685
Woah there, drawfriend, you might need to slow down.

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>>91268405

>>91277010
https://exhentai.org/g/836483/8ef404247e/

>>91277445
Here's another tip, on how to be a creative /co/ kid,
Take post some jpgs of your favorite character.

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Maybe time's just a construct of human perception,
An illusion created by-

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>>91277709
*Autistic screeching*

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>>91272098
Even Michael?

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>>91279789

...............................Even Michael!

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Kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE

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>>91268129
is DHMIS really /co/? I mean it's puppets most of the time

>>91281348
Puppets are a type of animation according to Moot

>>91274113
WHY DON'T YOU TRY /y/?

>>91280789
Don't feel like watching this whole video, what are the main points?

>>91281318
kek

>>91281589
shemales are a sexual illusion, men have visual sexual preferences, any sex object turns them despite what it is (ass, tits, vagina, and cawk), sexual illusions are more common than you think, and girls like men such as Edward Cullen because of this illusion they go through. Basically shemale porn is a sexual illusion and while you could argue it's still gay actual empirical evidence says it's not necessarily. (reminder that people who say shemales/traps/futa are gay have never once backed it up with any type of empirical evidence and only argument is dick=gay)

>>91281804
That's nice and all but fapping to dicks is still a bit gay.

I'm not saying you're a full blown homo, just not 100% straight. If you beat your meat to traps you certainly have some bisexual tendencies.

>>91282216
I would never go out and fuck a man tho, men are disgusting to me. I would 100% choose to fuck a woman over the shemale, but it's possible I'd fuck a shemale. I disagree with that though and I still think it's not gay, but even if it is I'm never going to fuck a man in any scenario so I don't really care.

>>91281804
Wait why is edward cullen a shemale to girls?

>>91282331
Just watch the vid man I'm not a good explainer

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>>91268568
So let's say I'm female and I'm dating a trans woman. Like, madly in love. Let's say hormones left her with no balls and what amounts to a large clit.

How gay is that? Asking for a friend.

>>91268405
>showing your true colors by filename
SPAGHETTO SPAGHETTO VAI VIA DAL MIO THREADETTO

>>91280789
shut up and go kill goblins

>>91282608
>>hormones left her with no balls
What kinda fuckin hormones take away your balls?!

>>91271801
Just watch Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. Worse ways to spend an hour.

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>>91282774
If you tongue them it's like an empty sack.

... is what my friend said.

>>91282674
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI

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>>91282729
GOBLINS? WHERE

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>>91282839
JESUS CHRIST ANON RUN

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>>91268129

>>91273131
This is amazing.

>>91282774
There was one guy on a small dick thread in /soc/ that had no balls. His ex boyfriend chemically castrated him while he was drunk.

>>91283289
The fuck was wrong with that anon's boyfriend?

>>91283432
I have no idea. Point being, chemical castrations can leave you with no balls left in your sack.

>>91283289
>>91283544
Oh, also he couldn't get hard anymore. I don't know exactly why no testosterone would do that, because I'm pretty sure erections are just caused by blood flow.

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>>91282774
Female hormones when taken at the right dosage. The trans women you see in porn take extra care to keep their dick n balls intact. Many trans women end up with shrunken dongs, balls, and prostate. It's like a big clit is left.

So how many levels of gay is it for a woman to date a trap?

My friend just wants to know where she stands.

>>91283904
Trap is gay either way anon

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>>91282880

G O B L I N S

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>>91268129
I like traps and he's right

>>91284299
>Trap is gay either way anon
This is too true to be true so let's say that is not gay either way too

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>>91268129
DOO DOO DO DOOOO DOO

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>>91268405
>>91268582
>pic related
>>91273974
>>91274012
>>91274113
Kek

>>91271146
>>91268211
underrated

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>>91272081
ye bastard

>>91274511
Dumbass.
I like my cock personally but that doesn't make me gay.
It's gay when you like someone else's.

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You can identify which fetishes are gay with the simple kink shape
DU DU DU DU DU DU

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>>91288436
Wait, how is that gay? Is liking futanari gay now? No, explain the math to me. If anything futa on woman is less gay than male on female. I went to college.
Male genitalia + male body = male
Female genitalia + female body = female

Male genitalia + female body = futa

Female + male genitalias + female body = herm

For the purpose of this exercize let YG be male dongs and YB be male bodies. XG will be female vags and XB will be female bodies (including breasts)

So, a generic 1 on 1 "straight" porno will go as such;

YB+YG = 1 male
plus
XB+XG = 1 female
thus we have a 1:1 male/female ratio. We can use this as the base line for what is "straight" or not.

(XB+XG)2 = 2 women (lesbians). We can surmise that this is "straighter" than the base line of 1 male on 1 female. However this is where things can get interesting.

(XB+XG) + (YG+XB) = 1 female on 1 futa

We have lost one male defining physical trait (the male body) in exchange for one more female defining physical trait (the female body)

Using this simple formula we can thus derive that (XB+XG) + (XB+YG) > (XB+XG) + (YB+YG) in terms of "straightness"

We can also utilize this formulat to place futa on futa roughly on equal footing as male on female in terms of "straightness"


You see, son, sexuality isn't black and white. Everyone's a little gay and everyone's a little straight. Trying to say otherwise is just a nonsensical pissing contest, and really you're just holding yourself back for no other reason than personal pride.

What's worse? Shutting yourself off from terabytes of nice high quality porn?

Or having to come to terms with your own sexuality?

>I sure enjoy playing with my own penis

>but I'm not no fag I don't like looking at OTHER penises or anything, especially when they're connected to pretty women
I went to college for this.

>>91268405
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You niggers sure are desperate to put everyone into different boxes.

>not just liking whatever the fuck you want and not stressing about what label you're supposed to fall under

everyone on 4chan is faggot anyway so you owe it to yourself to at least be a somewhat happy faggot

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>>91273131
That was surprisingly well-made/dubbed

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>>91268405

>>91272922
Make a digital shitpost
Hey this is fun!

>>91283289
what the actual fuck

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>>91281318
Quality post.

This is the story of anon
The loneliest boy in town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4

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>>91268405

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Bad dream?

>>91290310
You conveniently left out cuntboys.

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>>91290310
Is this what they teach in those ludicrous gender studies courses?

>>91283289
Chemical castration doesn't physically remove your testicles

>>91273105
Hey buddy, you've got the wrong door. The /v/ club is two blocks down.

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>>91268405

>>91273131
I'm impressed.

>>91290310
With this amount of mental gymnastics you will be able to participate in next Paralympic Games, good for you.

>>91272922
hey look story times!

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>>91268405

>>91290476
Finally, someone who gets it.

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>>91268405

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>>91290476
>tfw I made this thread for the sake of a pun

>>91283904
It's only gay if she's fucking a reverse trap.

>>91292147
Most people do, because logically liking cuntboys/ftm is straight but that is not really the case.

>>91277445
This thread is so great

>>91293644
Generally those that like FtM content don't obsess over the cunt part, they're attracted to the muscles/dude faces. The MtF fetishists are really into the dick part. Not all of them, but you can't deny that most have a real fascination with seeing the cock/bulge of the trap in question.

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>>91268405

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Whats his end game?

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>>91274269
Fixed.

>>91294756
Controlling Children's media
And punishing his son

The lasagna cat sex survey surpassed DHMIS

>>91290476
Truth anon. Fuck what you like and don't give a shit otherwise. As long as we agree there are only two genders, then there ain't no problems

>>91294839
delet

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>>91268405

>>91281804
So what you're telling me is a bunch of scienntists got tired of being told they were gay for liking dicks, and so set out to make a long winded shitpost to prove they were right?

>>91281804
>only argument is dick=gay
but that's objectively the correct argument

>>91295725
I was 18...

Can someone TL;DR me on what the fuck this whole thing means? I get the feeling it is some sort of statement about how children television is exploitative or something.

>>91296247
there's nothing it definitively means, it's all just artistic interpretation shit

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>>91296247
It's the fact that if there is no clear message people will rewatch it, tell their friends, and keep talking about it without end.
There is no true canon message, except mystery sells.
Gravity Falls, Evangelion, Undertale, so many things are left up to interpretation and people hate that. We have to find peace in agreeing with others so we talk about it and therefore giving the creators more free advertising.

>>91294756
she is clearly part of the show or else she would appear as another red guy

>>91297022
>undertale
What mystery shit is there in Undertale? That game is pretty straightforward

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>>91295725
I will never understand why people like Lasagna cat.

If you watch it once it's kinda funny because you don't know what it's about but every fucking video is exactly the same.

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>>91271801
your mum will

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>>91273131
Im terrified how much work went into making this.
4chan needs their own puppet show, one for each board.

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>>91268405
Bump

>>91296247
Well Film Theory made a pretty decent theory about it, but no definitive answer has ever been given, and the creators have made a "Whatever you think it means" kind of statement. So you really just have to draw your own conclusions and enjoy it.

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>>91284299
I guess that's true. A woman dating a trap is just as gay as a man dating one. I'll tell my friend. She'll appreciate your input.

I'm surprised by how few people know that female hormones shrink your dong and chemically castrate you. Though I didn't know that either until I started dating one.

>>91290310
Why the fuck would I want to see some guy have sex

That's also gay

>>91305881
>Film Theory

Night Mind is better.

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>>91306271
I can confirm, a friend of mine got the wrong idea about us and ended up trying to date me despite many signs I could never see him as a woman. Nice hips, though, starting very early does help a lot to their purposes.

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>>91298943
Not even kidding when I say:
>that's the joke
>that's the metajoke

I don't like boys

I just like girls with cocks

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>>91308815
I just like cocks tbqh.

>>91308815
No such thing, anon, no matter how nice his C's are.

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>>91308327
I absolutely cannot see my girlfriend as a man. It's not possible. She's more feminine than me in many ways.

Trans+lesbian love is pure. Trans+lesbian love is life.

>>91309322
Whatever you need to tell yourself, that's a dude. Probably started hormones early, likely put a lot of effort in getting the perfect body, probably kept the dick because part of him still feels it's part of him rather than something that causes disphoria. And despite all that effort he's still a dude. A super feminine dude (most of those that start early end up more feminine than some women), but still a dude.

>>91308914

Your saying a dude can have tits

But a girl can't have a dick?

>>91309607
Pretty much, you can make a dude lactate naturally, it's just difficult.

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>>91273131
>DICK

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>>91309534
Whatever you say, brody. She's the best thing in my life and better than any other woman I've been with. She may have a tiny little donger, but that's it. That's the only difference. I'm not going to let such a small thing influence how I feel about the woman I love. She started transitioning only 3 years ago at 20, by the way. Still more feminine than I am as a biological woman. Looks better than me in a dress.

Life's grand. Just grand.

Just out of play morbid curiosity. Do even have traps on /co/?

The answer seems obviously, but I felt I should ask anyway.

>>91310820
As in, trap anons? Pretty sure we do, I remember some threads in the past about /co/mrades crossdressing.

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>>91311225
>tfw no /co/ trap g/bf

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>>91311742
>no pre-cleaning
>implying real

>>91290476
What's wrong with being a faggot anyway?
We've done it for how many years and no one cares

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>>91281589
>>91281804

I'd say a good summation is that shemales/futas are an illusory combination of all the things most men find sexually arousing (an attractive girl and a dick in close proximity to her) in one individual.

Seeing a girl with a dick would likely activate a subconscious desire to counter-mate with the female over the other male trying to breed with her, despite there not being any other male. So I guess that means it avoids an NTR type situation.

So most men don't like futas because they thing dicks are hot, they like futas because girls around dicks or girls sexually stimulating dicks is hot, regardless if it's attached to her or not.

Plus, its a girl cumming by sexually stimulating a dick, since its here's and she's masturbating/fucking/etc., so I'm sure that factors in as well as a vicarious aspect with the dick being representative of yours but attached to the girl instead of the guy fucking the girl.

Which is also usually subconscious.

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>>91273131
>PS3 games!
>DICK!

Fucking amazing.

>>91273131
And they said nothing good came out of the musical.

https://youtu.be/eB6tqxqwSfU

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>>91271801
How can it be?
If I'm sitting at home, but I'm inside the screen?

>That one time that Anon found out his girlfriend was a trap

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>>91282976
What a national treasure.

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>>91290310
>All this PC faggotry.
Let me explain this to you as simple as possible:

If you like traps, then you are not gay.

If you like men, then you are gay.

>>91316499
Bingo. I only like 2D traps, and it's really just because they're drawn exactly like a woman. Traps are just like a different flavor of 2d gal

>>91316499
Scraps, a trap is a dude and if you know this before hand and still date it makes you gay by definition.

>>91310710
Sounds like you are ugly as sin, then, but that's irrelevant to two things:
1.) He's a dude.
2.) Why not just accept it if he makes you happy either way?

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>>91268405
do do do do dooo
do do do do dooo
do do do do dooo
healthy eating

>>91292180
It's a copypasta and it's not new.

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>>91272922

Hey look some /pol/bait

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>>91316597
>Bingo. I only like 2D traps, and it's really just because they're drawn exactly like a woman.
There are traps like that in real life. You just need to know where to look.
>>91316649
>a trap is a dude, if you know this before hand and still date it makes you gay by definition.

First, a trap is not a dude because she isn't one.
Also. It would ONLY be gay if I denied liking traps.

I think you need to rethink your logic /co/mrade. The world is not as black and white as you think.

>>91318067
It's pretty black and white in regards to what the definition of gay is, and that dick there makes you gay, my friend.

This isn't even a case of a pseudo-hemaphrodite, this is literally a dude no amount of hormones will ever change the fact it has a dick.

>>91318067
I've seen them. Traps are only appealing to me in 2d.

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>>91318243
>Traps are only appealing to me in 2d.

>>91316499
Those are dudes if you're a man and are attracted to men you're a sodomite there's no if, and, or buts about it. If you like men you're a faggot.

>>91268709
DICC
I
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>>91318320
See >>91318067
>If you like men you're a faggot.
True, but I don't like men, only traps, who don't identify as men.
>and that dick there makes you gay, my friend.
>no amount of hormones will ever change the fact it has a dick.
Genitals and identity don't equal to sexuality. Men like to get pegged by women with fake dicks, and man get fucked by women who dress up by men with fake cocks Does that make them gay?

>>91315915
BUT IT'S FOR (YOU)S
SHITPOST TO GET MORE (YOU)S

>>91318372
>who don't identify as men.
People who identify as teapots are teapots now?

>>91318372
>only traps, who don't identify as men
If the men "identify" as an car does that make you an autosexual no it just means your having sex with a mentally ill man. Traps are gay they are men. Stop being in denial you sick fag.

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>>91277559
Would you mind just giving a name

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>>91268129
say that irl and not online, see what happens

>>91316649
>ugly as sin
Naw, just been lifting weights as a hobby for 7 years. My legs are too thick and my shoulders too wide to look good in a dress. I special order jeans for body builders. Normal ones don't fit. But hey, I'm happy as hell anyway, knowing that I have a fantastic girlfriend that thinks the world of me. I love her, and can't see her as anything but a woman.

>>91319026
>tfw trans lesbian
>tfw will never have a fit amazon gf
>tfw I have no face

>>91318429
If they want to. That's not my problem.
>>91318450
>Traps are gay they are men.
>Stop being in denial you sick fag.
It's only denial if you think it's gay. Fucking a trap is just like fucking a woman. Because regardless of what's between the legs, they are the same all together.

>>91281804
>>91313842
I thought shemales are hot because it's a cheap way of mixing the appeal of lesbians and straight sex.

Where's the one screenshot of the guy who fucked either a gay or a tranny and got HIV?

>>91290310
>>91320452
Forgot to add another quote

>>91320461
You can get STIs from anyone

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>>91320480
Obviously, but it's especially hilarious when it happens on /r9k/

>>91283904
Are there any porn stars who, say, don't take steps to ensure their genitals don't atrophy?

A friend of mine is into that idea but can't find much besides tacky photo manipulation.

>>91310710
>She's

So glad you're not passing on your genes.

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>>91268405
>[Heavy Breathing]

>>91306628
This
Film theory or gaaaaame theory survive on making hundreds of small leaps of logic to come to an asinine clickbait statement like MARIO IS A COMMUNIST

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Why is lasagnacat so much better then don't hug me

>>91320371
>If they want to. That's not my problem
>if I ignore the inconsistencies of my opinion it stops being illogical

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>>91322406
Lasagne Cat is based off of one joke, "Garfield isn't really that funny". It's been an open secret around circles that they'd been stockpiling footage for the project for years.

The dedication for the Sex Survey and Pipr Strip videos is incredibly impressive, but DHMIS is much more impressive in terms of actual production, considering just how much was done with practical effects/props.

>>91285113
>dat gif
Ah 2007, what a time to be on 4chan. Back when /b/ had only just degraded into cancer, everyone was still creaming over Code Geass and Lucky Star. Cockmongler and fgsfds were relevant.

Makes me feel old that that was a decade ago...

>>91324395
>i made my own company, got married, have three young girls, had to fight off a bankruptcy, almost died, finished my doctorate, and have another girl on the way
Fuck man, close to 15 years in this place, and despite everything, 4chan is still fucking terrible yet better than literally everywhere else. Will I go on to be a grandfather while shitposting here?

>>91325409
>not having a boy
Knock her up in the cold on a the day of a new moon next time

>>91325635
I'm sure he'll come eventually, still have two more shots before I have to call it quits.

>>91283904
>So how many levels of gay is it for a woman to date a trap?
like 5 or 6 my dude

>>91325409
>4 kids

why?

>>91325886
I don't understand the question. Why not have as many healthy kids as possible?

>>91325950
It' a board dedicated to cartoons and comics, the majority here are wither children or adukts who are arrested im thier development.

>>91320512
>>91320480
And it's so overwhelmingly more likely to be from an encounter with a homosexual or tranny it's not even funny. There's a reason every attempt at letting openly gay men give blood stops after a while: most of the blood is useless and what's left when retested shows the first negative was false.

>>91325988
Entirely true, but the specific manifestation of that is always interesting to study.

>>91325950
It is unless you're white

>>91323224
>if I ignore the inconsistencies of my opinion it stops being illogical
It's as the old saying goes: To each's their own. If you want to be a teapot or a guy who fucks cars, who am I to stop you?

>>91326411
Is the fact I married a jap enough to counter that?

>>91283904
Don't date traps, and don't enable their mental illness.

>>91309322
>>91310710
I'm so happy that you won't be reproducing. Have fun in Hell, faggot.

>>91290310
You forgot the part where you build up speed for 12 hours to go into a parallel universe where liking traps isn't gay.

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>>91327725
Pannem is god's gift to youtube.

>>91274465
a life

it also looks like an egg

>>91319026
so you just look like a man
alright

>>91273131
>/co/ will never do something as good as this

>>91327292
>>91327609
Good thing I'll just get pregnant by donation. Me and her will have some adorable children some day. Lesbian+trans is the true pinnacle of love.

She's basically my working house wife while I do grad school. Dream come true.

>>91330791
Certainly not ultra femme, but that thicc meme? It's not just a meme. If I liked men I'd be rolling in man tits. People fuggin love thicc. Green eyes blond hair strong facial features, I know what it's like to be privileged. Too bad I'm happier with you shits since 2006. Spent half my goddamn life on 4chan, glorious shithole it is. Maybe that's why I'm madly in love with a trap? This place is loaded with sweet corruption.

>>91332323
>She's basically my working house wife while I do grad school. Dream come true.
sounds cute, good luck!

>>91274023
>>>/v/373028134

>>91273131
How did they do this?

>>91333805
They made edits to Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4 and then redubbed it.

>>91332323
Oooh, what type of grad school?

>>91306271
> I'll tell my friend. She'll appreciate your input.
>Though I didn't know that either until I started dating one
Wow you and your friend are both dating transwomen.

>>91334075
Biochemical.

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>>91334196
FUG