WHAT THE F**K DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MINECRAFT
SOMEONE
POST
THE
VIDEO
>>373028134
How did this guy become so popular anyway. His models look awful, and his animations are even worse.
>>373028134
get outta my face mang before i fuck you up out my hood dawg spongebob get a blade run nigga
>>373028661
Because little kids eat up anything minecraft related
BROWN
>>373028661
"it looks stupid on purpose haha its funny!"
Needed in minecraft
>>373028602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KoZ1leplTE
>>373028134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KoZ1leplTE
Is there something mentally wrong with the person who makes these?
>>373029218
every fucking time
>>373029164
>>373029218
>There's at least five of these abominations
God is dead
>>373029489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DfHTFwH7T0 theres this, the original got taken downafter being up for about 4 years
>>373029164
>>373029218
>deepthroats the lever
>>373029164
his laugh is infuriating
>>373029693
mm baby this is my favorite part hehehe
>>373029632
I watched up until the end expecting there to be some fucking joke.
What the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s43RRJjrxw
>>373028661
because he'll shoot you if you don't watch them
>>373029632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5NmqqQj5O8
>>373030083
doesn't look so bad.
>>373029693
What was even the point of that? Is that a joke about him being gay or something?
>>373030083
Now that I see the guy I'm convinced it's all actually ironic and now I'll watch his stuff.
>>373029164
if you could, would you do these for a living?
>>373030083
This looks like a guy I knew that got v& for trying to hit up a 12 year old. He worked for Chris Pirillo at some point (or so he claimed)
>>373030998
Yeah, as long as I didn't have to put my real name on them, I suppose.
>>373028661
Because of threads like these that we have multiple times a day.
>>373028134
Roblox is better than minecraft.
>>373029928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-4jZzfoEz8
>>373030998
No.
If you work in a creative field and eventually get to a point where you know you can get rich if you keep doing something you hate you'll eventually just want to kill yourself every single day.
>>373029632
How long until people start growing out of minecraft? Ten years?
>>373029164
>>373029218
>>373031495
People grow out of Minecraft all the time but new kids discover it every year.
That main demographic hasn't changed in forever; it's always kids from like 5 to 12. After that they get bored and move on.
>>373029632
I didn't get the "joke" watching this the first time and thought that "needed" was another euphanism for sex
>>373028661
Wasn't this guy known for making that weird minecraft porn video?
>>373029632
I kept flagging the original for sexual content and it took them forever to take it down.
MAKE THE BOOBS MORE SEEABLE
So, cringe thread?
>>373028134
Minecraft is KINO
>>373028134
It's hip to be square.
>>373033406
>that thing was some kid's first fap
LOLMAO
>>373029632
>>373033406
>When you get your first boner from naked rectangles
>>373033978
Kids these days. I got my first boner from anthropomorphic cartoon characters like a real man.
>>373033406
>BLOCKED
>>373034247
My nigger.
>rewatching Secret of NIMH decades later
>>373034247
>I got my first boner from anthropomorphic cartoon characters like a real man
Close anon, a reals man first fap is a cartoon animal
>>373033406
>Season 7
>>373034387
More like Blockbusters.
>>373033406
>At least 20 episodes per season
>At least 7 full seasons done and 4 episodes in 8th season
>Each episode is around 15 minutes
>Literally at least 144 episodes made
>Literally AT LEAST (AND MOST LIKELY MUCH MORE) 36 hours of this shit
God is dead and we killed him.
>>373034247
Tfw the first time I played a game online ever was Gmod in like 2006 and the first yiff I ever saw was a spray of two twink reindeer frotting.
Tfw I wasn't gay or into yiff before then but that spray cemented me into being a huge furfag and I still fap to that pic
>>373035001
>144 eps
>all fan made
>probably done by a single guy
Telltale got something to learn from him
>>373035001
>God is dead and we killed him.
Can't kill something that never existed :^)
>>373035001
That's the power of true autism.
>>373029040
BRICKS
>>373029693
seriously what the fuck
What happened?
>>373035417
>>373035001
You ain't seen nothing yet
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>373035986
I fucking love fan wikis.
If you wanna go down the rabbit hole look up the iCarly fanwiki and read the articles about the two popular ships in the show.
It's insane.
>>373032354
Aren't all Minecraft porn videos weird?
>>373036120
>>373035986
we need to go deeper
http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke
>>373035001
>A few terabytes of porn targeted at autistic kids
>>373036428
https://youtu.be/GA2tpPl-9GQ
>>373036492
Not fun, dude.
Not fun.
>>373036492
god is dead
>>373035986
Impressive.
FOUND STOLEN CAR [POLICE CALLED] | [VERY DANGEROUS]
>>373036282
>It is believed by supporters of theCanon Luke Hypothesisthat Obi-Wan's line shortly after Luke first succeeds in blocking the training remote's shots (You've taken your first step into a larger world) is evidence of Obi-Wan's knowledge of there being a larger Luke Skywalker.
>>373036282
>http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke
this has to be a joke
>>373037371
>tfw I also have a cousin who looks like me but slightly taller
>tfw we all have someone who looks like us but slightly taller
>tfw height averages skyrocket and we become manlets of the new age
>mindblown
>>373037564
>this has to be a joke
But you can say it for sure, can you? that´s the funny part. Poe´s law is a bitch
there is always something more autistic beyond
>>373029164
>7million views
>mostly upvoted
End society.
>>373033406
Is this the guy who did the school shooting episode?
Homer we're in undertale
>>373038649
3kinostudio
>>373029164
>5
>>373029164
This is what "kino" means.
>>373029164
>I guess some things, never change
>HUHUHUHUHUH
>>373035028Post it?
>>373029164
This is for kids, right? why is he fellating a lever? guess children wont get it but still...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU2KcWRLDjA
>>373035247
Explain abortions
>>373028661
Minecraft is the second best selling video game ever made. It is second only to a video game that had a several decade head start.
>>373040859
>Toys in Japan
Don't even need to watch this.
I CANT STOP WATCHING I'M UP TO EPISODE 8 PLEASE SEND HELP
>>373040190
Did you just attach an image from one of the most unfunny series on Youtube, that only children with the lowest of reference levels would find even remotely entertaining, just to make the post super ironic?
B
R
O
W
N
BRICKS
INCOMING MINECRAFT LEWD
KIDS GO TO BED IF YOU'RE READING THIS
DO NOT OPEN AT WORK UNLESS YOU WANT A PROMOTION
http://icarly.wikia.com/wiki/Seddie
>>373041401
Whot about it?
>>373029164
Minecraft animations need to be illegal.
>>373031286
Fucking GuruLarry on every goddamn video.
>>373033406
didnt this guy make the school shooting video
>>373040180
M I N E C R A F T
>>373033406
>The do all this shit in his parents house
>they don't even move out until season 8 according to his most recent videos.
This how you can tell autistic people with no concept of love and how life works wrote this.
>>373035001
>The most shows get these days if they aren't sucessful shows are 10 episodes per season.
>Meanwhile there is no filter on youtube to keep halfassed garbage like this from coming up.
What the hell does "kino" mean?
>>373029893
The joke is that kids masturbate to it.
>>373029218
7mil views. JUST
>>373029928
Being a pedophile who festers in his own shit with Shmorky!
>>373029928
Also, stop shilling your shitty videos EmptyHero you faggot fuck.
ManletTears 2.0
>>373042525
Depends who you ask.
It's the German word for cinema but the meme translation of it is a really good or really bad movie depending if you use it ironically or not.
>>373039565
Go on e621 and type in gay reindeer frottage and it's probably the oldest one on there. I think it's by nanimoose
>>373041357
OK comrade
AIRSTRIKE INCOMING
>>373032987
THIS MAKES ME HAVE SEX
>>373033406
>Top thumbnail
Is that a cock
>>373044717
>airstrike
child's play
Jeez this thread
>>373029040
>>373035567
>>373040180
>>373042003
https://soundcloud.com/napemango2/gadget-room
>>373045239
Which thread is that?
Does anyone remember that one old minecraft animation or something where two or three guys go to explore, encounter a cabin and then get rekt by Herobrine in some cave and snowlands? It had voice acting and pretty decent pacing, so that's why I remembered it. Made in a style of a found footage. Anyone autistic enough to help find?
>>373045319
>>373045384
>flintstones
goddamnit
>>373035028
You poor thing. I know this won't make it up for all this years of degeneracy but I'm sorry for what happen to you and I hope maybe one day you'll get over it and stop being such a worthless fucking faggot, holy shit.
>>373045546
kek
I caught autism from that video.
>>373045384
youre too slow, ive already heard it a dozen times
now its a bakers dozen
>>373045410
It from QA iirc
>there's children who's first boner will come from a minecraft """""""""""""""""porn"""""""""""""""" video
>>373029928
This is literally the gayest shit ever, why shill it for like a few cents?
>>373045624
Kek try harder. I'm not even ashamed of it, but that is what turned me into a furfag. Kys you impotent poltard
>>373035028
>yiff
you sound like you're still in 2006
everyone just calls it porn now
>>373029164
>This shit is now populating my recommendations
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
just noticed he took down the needed in minecraft videos
good thing we have reaction channels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_XnGEQbZVU
>>373029164
what the fuck was that?
>>373029164
>>373029218
>Blows the lever for a good minute
but why
>>373046442
Implying 2006 ever ended for me
>>373030774
He might just have crippling autism like everyone that plays minecraft
>>373041879
You have no idea. He's right where you'd never expect him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgztPYKHQto
>>373046718
bruh, you gotta move on
Let this be a reminder of how Minecraft evolved from a Lego Simulator, to one of the "greatest" games of all time, to one of the greatest platforms for making money off of, of all time.
And Microsoft could care less about all of these pay2win servers, mods with donation perks, Curse in general because it means more people are buying Minecraft.
Hell, Microsoft's been making sure Mojang makes more mobs without any purpose than actual, meaningful content because they can make merchandise out of those mobs for further dosh.
>>373029164
>That lever part
>>373031286
>Shmorky's voice
fuck, this sounds like something from Drawn Together
>>373035028
I still remember the pic that cemented me being gay
>>373038649
underated
>>373038649
OH FUCK THERES A BULGE
>>373046718
how do i shot web
>>373046876
>Let this be a reminder of how Minecraft evolved from a Lego Simulator, to one of the "greatest" games of all time, to one of the greatest platforms for making money off of, of all time.
It went from a 3D Dorf Fortress to a Lego Simulator, to one of the "greatest" games of all time, to one of the greatest platforms for making money off of, of all time.
>>373047089
OH MY GOD IT'S ALFRED MOLINAdoctor octagonapus
>>373040859
>autistic children watch this
>get money
i could quit my job and make 10 time the money and do this for less then a tenth the effort
god bless humanity
>>373034247
Same here desu
Starting from age 5, mewtwo's thighs mesmerized me
>>373047179
IMMA FIRIN MY LAZOR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>373042018
Honestly that might be to appeal to the little autistic kids that watch the videos
>>373041545
i have to ask, can a femanon masturbait to this? honest question, i want to know why he did that
>>373028134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN9VP5tGL7s
>>373047379
It was basically the average Family Guy gag except with less gore;
Unfunny and too long for its own good.
Which targets his intended audience pretty well.
>>373044876
>a single one fucks up and explodes
>every other missile explodes due to explosion radius
am i missing something? why would you do this so close to eachother?
>>373029693
complete with choking sounds
WHATAT THE FUUKC
https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=minecraft
THERE ARE 10 PAGES OF THIS SHIT
>>373047709
Probably because it's easier to animate in Mineimator than SFM.
Also consider that there's plenty of meme videos, stolen videos and LPers.
>>373029632
how can you guys not understand this was done ironically
https://youtu.be/l51H0tBrpXQ
Reminder not to hold your sneezes in.
this brings back memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCdqYvpM-bw
>>373047390
>12 million views
>12 million views
>12 million views
>12 million views
>12 million views
this is starting to depress me
>>373035001
>This has 7 seasons
>Some animes cant even get more than 1-2
WHY
>>373046916
What's the artist name? I wanna look it up... For research... And stuff
>>373038467
most of those are under aged kiddies and minecraft nerds.
I have a cousin who is 9 and his YT history is nothing but minecraft shit. I hope he grows out of it.
>>373047390
Haha!
>>373035001
that some dedication right here
>>373047547
That would be virtually impossible. Those missiles never blow up on launch, there's no reason unless they're damaged
>>373045546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSa-pwML4z4&list=PLFc-k2wlSs0Jbost1zHgap7RF0uziWmGE
>>373048003
>now put your dinging inside me
>>373035001
I hate Youtube.
>>373035001
don't call it a grave. It's the future you chose.
>>373036492
>this has been upsetting people for close to ten years now
These guys were masters of their craft.
https://youtu.be/do-6Ydm46Sw
>>373048285
>That would be virtually impossible. Those missiles never blow up on launch, there's no reason unless they're damaged
>unless they're damaged
>send spy
>tamper with missiles
>enemy loses thousands or even millions of dollars worth of equipment
>you have a chance of losing 1-10 people
there better be more to this because that would mean i am smarter then the guy that positioned those and im just sitting here shitposting
>>373042525
"True art"
You know, the kind of stuff that "really makes you think..."
>>373029928
i hate shmorky but i hate emptyhero even more
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-L9KNntvOrGkFRmD9SE4fw
every single one of his thumbnails is either angry or screaming, also
>power rangers in minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRDoWCxQIcE&t=2s
LOL
>>373047379
Faggot here, no way in hell could you get off to that.
>>373049010
OK well first off: that was obviously a photo op. That many RA would not target the same location in such a large volley
Secondly: that's still a very improbable risk. That could happen with anything. Even bullets and shells. That comes with the job, but if a spy is going to risk blowing their cover, they're going to go after a harder/higher value target. RA is just a pawn
>>373047390
How does this happen
>>373049450
>This is considered art
>>373034247
>tfw started getting a funny feeling peepee when i played those love hina games on newgrounds. during my teens i grew out of hentai and started watching porn. but i still know it all too well
>>373049497
>from an autistic minecraft shitpost to military tactics
never change
>>373048003
Beeeeeeeautiful.
>>373049497
huh, neat. why don't people just get more spys then?
>>373044808
No its a block
>>373031286
No fucking way this is real
>>373046649
Subtext, they are trying to make autistic kids suck each other's dick
I just realized
someone
somewhere out there
a child of lost causes and low parent communication will stumble upon this video
and he will pop his first fucking boner to a moving image of a blockman having oral intercourse with a fucking lever
>>373048115
Classified-Crud
>>373031286
What the hell is wrong with his voice? What the hell is wrong with the woman? Is this even real?
>>373049775
Spies take a lot of resources and have a high chance of being captured and revealing information about their side. They also take a lot of time to rise through the ranks to seem loyal. Enlisted men have a surprising low level of clearance. The better thing is to inspire people already in the organization to become informants/moles
T. Industrial Espionage/Cybersec student
>>373050573
i chocked on my food you fuck
>>373050703
good to know, thanks senpai
>>373044808
>>373050113
Cock blocked
>>373033406
yo wtf?
>>373031286
Funny voice aside, that sounds like a bad time
>>373029928
Why the hate on schmorky
>>373047179
>>373047325
Yo this took me back to 7th grade instantly.
>>373050573
And they will become next generation of tumblr, people will tell them that their fetish is meaningless and that they are autistic, this will cause them to autistically defend their 2D/3D blockfu, most of tumblr will be aware of their autism but pretend they are not autistic because by then they are a dying husk in desperate need of allies, autists from tumblr will make legislature to legally punish those who don't ask consent from their legos, the raging Minecraft autists won't have the attention span to actually change the outside world, but Minecraft will become even more main stream and they get more lego porn, so they will be happy
>>373047179
>googling memes on the school computers
Times were so simple
>>373051378
Because he/she/it is a mentally unstable tranny.
>>373051698
A self aware one.
>>373033406
> forced divorce
>>373036282
Never fails to amaze me. Literally blows my mind that this actually exists.
>>373035986
>http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>373029928
>>373031286
>its another literally who thread
ok
>>373052527
new
>>373052641
>because I haven't heard of your literally who I'm new
nah I've been here since 2009. you? I'm guessing 2016?
>>373038427
what is this? what is utv?
>>373049497
Depending on how their security is, it could be more possible than you think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1ya-yF35g
>>373041401
This post is the purest form of autism.
>>373052854
Well yeah, it really depends on the target. It would be a lot harder to infiltrate Russia than Hamas. Look up ammunition salting. That would be the easiest way to sabotage, but you would have to be a quartermaster or would have to personally slip it into allies' gear
>>373052705
>I've been here since 2009
>>373047390
That fucking laugh
>>373046916
Really nigga? Of all the pics to turn you gay that was the one? It's not even good furshit.
>>373052790
> what is utv?
just a tripfag
>>373048003
Dragon Quest Builders is better and cuter
I wish the next game has more freedom like Minecraft, also more variety in blocks
>>373029164
>5
>>373046916
Pft, casual, Narse's charizard pick is what turned me
>it's already been 8 years
>>373053712
Some things are just too much.
>>373053712
uh this is not ok
>>373053393
>8 years ago
yeah
>>373053712
I can't even begin to imagine what he wrote in that diary
>>373054835
Yet you'll always be a newfag.
>>373054184
DQ Builders is fun but it doesn't feel as conducive to building as Minecraft does.
It just isn't as satisfying to make autism castles in that game.
>>373053712
Holy fucking shit.
>>373053712
What was UTV's reaction to this
>>373054650
>>373054518
>>373054863
>>373055016
here, no need to imagine it
https://www.docdroid.net/Rq2hXxl/utv-stalker-work.pdf.html
>>373053712
who would believe that the biggest autist on 4chan will come from /sp/
>>373055294
You have no idea. /v/ is actually a very normie board.
I'd recommend going to some other boards, just to see what it's like. You'll learn a lot of 4chan and maybe even the world.
>>373055160
if he was smart, he would never post here again because his url may be tracked, then abandon his house and call the police. but i ca-HE can't say that here
>>373055160
as far as I know he stopped posting for a while, but I think that he did show up eventually
could be wrong tho
>>373053712
In a way I miss /sp/ being the breeding ground for memes and autism. It was like the wild west for a while.
>>373030083
literally airsoft
>>373055168
How does someone do this, just how. Autism doesn't even begin to describe this.
>>373055160
in page 9-11
>stop it, this is sad
>STOP FUCKING STALKING ME
>you need to get help
>stop it. now
>YOU NEED TO FUCKING STOP THIS NOW
this is out of a fucking horror movie
>>373054920
Yes. It definitely needs improvement. They are considering a sequel and I just hope it's just as satisfying in building as Minecraft.
>>373055475
>>373055560
>It was all a plot to get rid of a tripfag
I wonder if this will work on some other ones..
>>373029164
Best animation pentalogy on youtube
>>373054908
>I get to say you're a newfag or not
lmao too bad its not up to you faggot
>>373029164
Damn there's a 5th one now?
>>373055160
>just tell me why you are doing this?
>please, stop this
>>373055168
This is art.
Unadulterated autistic art
>>373047390
>12 million views
>130.000 likes
How the fuck?
>>373047390
haha
>>373047390
>has to emphasize it's not Minecraft
fug
>>373057672
>search minecraft masterbaiting
>ABOUT 2150000 SEARCH RESULTS
WE HAVE GOEN TOO FUCKING FAR THIS NEEDS TO STOP
>>373057672
>lets play minecraft
I can imagine it now
pornstars doing porn while playing mineycraftiya
just found this masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbyE8GptGEM
>>373028134
He didn't curse his mom would be mad if he did
>>373057672
>Be on a porn site
>Search of Minecraft anyway
This is a different level of indefensible.
>>373058112copy paste this url after the pornhub url /view_video.php?viewkey=ph57f9ae8e9ea0c
>>373058239
>the actualy video is 3 seconds long
>the rest is just him going around the guy
>few last minutes he pours lava on his dick
>>373058384
well when I was young I used to exclusively search for hentai on porn sites because I found real pussies disgusting, bible black was like my first fap
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58aa4c938c51a
>>373028134
Hey guys what's going on in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uitw9AChYvY
>>373035986
what the fuck
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Leo_the_lion
>disney shit
>blizzard shit
>kingdom hearts???
>>373059576
>read the link as poo hat adventures at first
this design is pretty okay though
>>373035986
The fact that this exists doesn't shock me as much as there is a tumblr blog that shares what's happening 24/7, he ''made fun'' of him for being a trump supporter, for not wanting homosex shit in his cartoons while proudly boasting about how it's [current year] and homosex shit is now acceptable in cartoons because disney did it and that Moonlight is ''a masterpiece of cinema''
>>373050696
He puts it on to make himself sounds more like a woman.
>>373033310
https://youtu.be/GA2tpPl-9GQ
>>373058969
What the absolute fuck.
>Could have gotten siblings that were into vidya that I could pass down my gaming stuff to
>Get a pair of autists that would rather watch Minecraft soap opera shit or watch other people playing with toys on YT
WE GOT FOAM!
>>373036282
That's a big Luke
>>373061856
>could have gotten a sibling that I could play games with
>get a little sister whose only resemblance to me is being an edgelord when I was her age
>>373028134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bZipMIWhXw
>>373061856
>could have gotten siblings
>I was the babby egg in the family
>played red alert 2/rts with my sister and killing floor/shooters with my brother
I had a good family
>>373029164
>>373028134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLtGfQluGcE
>>373061856
I realize that the generational gaps plays into these kinds of things, but I hear you.
My brothers don't want to play 2D platformers, or Mario Kart, they want Minecraft shit or Halo garbage.
My nieces and nephews are even worse. Tablet or smartphone games only. *shudder*
>>373028134
>he has 1M subs and the videos have 7M views
>>373029693
That's why we should always inspect what our children are looking at on YouTube and the internet in general
>>373029164
>I just gave this a view
>>373035986
>He hasn't read The Subspace Emissary’s Worlds Conquest
Scrubs
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest
White men were a mistake.
>>373063116
Some of his videos have 20-40mil views
He is likely earning like 200'000~ a year off this.
>>373064228
My cousin is black and she watches this shit.
>>373050696
he puts on the voice
he took away the woman's schizo meds
>>373030774
>faggotry and cancer is funny when it's "le ebin irony XDXD" maymay
>>373062290
Burn the world and salt the ashes. We need to start over.
>>373064542
Never said black women weren't.
>>373033406
>yfw "blockies" will be a thing of the near future
>>373058561
It's alright, my first fap was to a Newgrounds hentai haunted house game I'll never find again, breaks my heart.
why does this thread always get so many replies?
>>373033406
I remember back when i used habbo a bunch of underages asking for girlfriends so i made one female avatar to fool them and got all kind of (real money) shit. So things never change uh.
>>373064198
>Words: 4061k+
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IN9VP5tGL7s
12 MILLION views for this shit. Are kids fucking insane?
>>373062290
I have so many questions about this video.
>>373029164
Wow, that was stupid. I can't believe I've been seeing these threads here for years and THIS is what they're about.
>>373065327
You've been missing out
>>373065239
It's literally the longest written piece in the English language, anon.
>>373065239
>4061k words of this trash
This should be used to torture people.
>>373029164
who makes these?
>>373029164
>the lever part
what
the fuck
waht the fuck what the fuck
>>373065573
>Word count of Subspace Emissary
>4,061,129
>Word count of Marcel Proust's "À la recherche du temps perdu," the longest published book ever
>1,267,069
That's a difference of 2,794,060 words. All written by some Brawl autist in less than 10 years. We live in a truly strange time.
Notch should be the saddest millionarie in existence.
>>373066346
capitalism was a mistake
>>373066346
I thought microsoft would go really hard on this kind of thing
>>373066346
I saw a whole bookcase full of these fucking things at an Ollies once. Pretty sure the market is saturated at this point.
>>373066346
post the farting creeper one
>>373035028>tfw sprayed gay furry porn every round in gmodZS
i really hope i made an impact on some kid's life.
>>373033406
>S7 Ep. 20
What the fuck?
>>373029164
This is actually pretty witty, but I guess Americans wouldn't get it.
SALAD DODGER
>>373038553
>>373041956
fucking link
>>373066346
>You will never make a simple game and get feedback from /v/ about it
>Then have the game blow up and become popular as fuck
>And at the height of popularity, sell it to Micro$oft for a shit ton of cash
>And be a multi-millionaire who just eats pizza rolls and shitposts at home all day for the rest of your life
>While your game becomes THE hotseller for kids
Im very jealous to be honest senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA_XftyCI10
incoming autism nuke
>>373068341
He will never pass his genes afraid of gold diggers, i think im comfortable.
>>373068610
how did you find this video of me?
>>373068610
I don't see much of a difference here... mind explaining?
>>373068742
Were you black Tenma or black Harima
>>373068932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA_XftyCI10
did this one nail it
>>373029164
>"I don't see the problem with this video, it seems like a retarded animation for childr-"
> That fucking deepthtroat out of nowhere
>>373068610
Thank you.
>>373066942
Is this for real
>>373035986
https://youtu.be/nIj7wIHfwZ0
>tfw kids now would willing watch shitty Minecraft dramas or weird adults opening toys
>the next generation will be obsessed with something even worse
Humanity was a mistake. We must return it to the abyss whence it came.
>>373058969
>>373065276
Why does all these animations have the same shitty premise?
>It's a normal day in GAMEWORLD for our hero until a RANDOM ASSHOLE tries to ruin it
>Wacky observations and/or trying to apply real life logic to the happenings in the game world
>>373029928
Why do you people dislike Emptyhero he's actually fucking funny aside from shilling what else has he done
>>373031286
This motherfucker sounds like Stingy
>>373061286
OMG REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>373074039THIS MAILBOX IS MINE
>>373066491
If the trademark/copyright holders had their shit together, this garbage would be sued into oblivion. That's what should happen in a capitalist society but I guess the people who own Minecraft now (is it Microsoft?) are fucking retards.
f it weren't for capitalism, copyright would not exist, and there would be nothing to stop people from making retarded cringe-worthy shit like this from every intellectual property that gains any sort of popularity.
>>373036647
>>373072123
He autistically shitposts about gender stuff and is overall very unfunny and narcissistic
>>373065573
Is it longer than In the Realms of the Unreal?
>>373029164
I know literally every generation once they get older says this but I feel it's more relevant than ever to say this.
Fucking kids these days.
>>373033406
>each episode is 15 minutes long
>20 episodes per season
>8 seasons
jesus
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Ten_Cents%27_Big_Test
>>373029893
>>373032094
>>373047829
Its not a joke. Its called "needed in minecraft" because in the original description IIRC, he was trying to call attention to features "needed in minecraft" so he used sex to get views and get those features noticed. Idk maybe it was meant to be funny.
>>373057672
>trolled hard minecraft
>>373058969
Get on my level
>>373058969OOF
>>373029164
>IGN 0/10
>>373076064
everyone shitposts about gender shit what are you taliking about
>>373047390
Not today
>>373047390
Do these people actively look for annoying voices
>>373028134
the only good part about minecraft is 2b2t.org
>>373070280
I get that artists have styles that are recognizable. but schmorky hasn't improved at all in so long it's beyond recognizing his shitty art
BROWN
BRICKS
MINE
CRAP
>>373058969
This is fucking hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VWcKqJiukw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs9X-0oun9w
>>373087013
Narcophilia is illegal in over 70 countries
>>373064624
>he took away the woman's schizo meds
you mean her blue pills
>>373028134
I said "I guess you're going to miss.. The chest raid."
>>373057672
fucking weirdos jerking off to minecraft
why can't they fap to something normal, like traps?
>>373029164
Do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created?
>this is the mastermind behind it all
>>373029164
>less than one minute in
>"rape van"
>>373029164
>IGN 0/10
now that's in character
>>373029164
MAKE IT STOP
>>373031286
Someone please explain to me this video. I am now super invested into Shmorky and his life. I quickly adjusted to his voice and now I just want to know whats happening.
>>373051378
wasn't Shmorky recently confirmed to be a pedophile? like 100% definitely confirmed not even memeing.
>>373070206
WOULD WE LIE TO YOU?
>>373089345
It was recently confirmed he actually engage with underageb&s but the guy has had his babyfur art revealed for like, more than a decade now
>>373075304
Daily reminder that the U.S. Government has consistently given The Walt Disney Company copyright extensions on Mickey Mouse, among other properties, for decades and even amended the Constitution FOR WALT DISNEY, an act that directly defied the original purpose of copyrights.
America is just as cancerous as China.
>>373038649
I seriously don't get why Homer and Marge have their bodies swapped for this.
>>373065032
probably not here still but I am certain this is what you're talking about
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/585032
>>373033406
>7 seasons
>>373089971
Thats why you dont make money on these shit
>>373089504
>stinky steve
>farting creeper
How many fart fetish books for Minecraft are there?
>>373036492
I still don't understand how people act like this in public and think it's okay.
>>373058969OOH
>>373047390
I have never been so confused in my life.
>>373029164
>Grew up with surveullance nazi parents
>Figured once I had a kid i'd respect his internet privacy
>tfw gonna install one of those router history logger things now
If I see my child ever come close to anything like that we're going amish
>>373090308
Literal mental problems
>tfw kinda wanna learn mine-imator just so i can get easy autismbux off ten year olds on YouTube
>can't bring myself to stoop that low
>>373090423
Install a white list. If they want to go anywhere on the internet, they need your permission first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfUYFRaasJI
>>373090896
Jesus Christ, this might be the worst yet, somehow.
>>373090896
but why
>>373083689
I'm more shocked he sounds extremely high-pitched and nasally now instead of having a normal voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAZDEJdfo2w
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY
>>373089504
This just makes me sad
>>373061856
>little cousin plays and watches minecraft videos and mobile games
>also likes WWII games in general like medal of honor, and arcade games like metal slug, and pinball
>could probably ease him into playing WWII RTS games
>>373036492
>spends 80 dollars on foam
>rips, steps on, and crushes it
ok
>>373090068
>http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/585032
Afraid not, looks from around the same era though, it had more stereotypical anime girls in it, like one was a sporty one who was brown...maybe? I remember fucking one with a test tube or something.
>>373089504
I don't even want to see what kind of autism the internet will be flooded with once these kids grow up. They're all going to be on par with CWC.
>>373029164
>>373090896
Why do they all have weird accents
I'm not sure if I've ever seen one of these videos where the guys native language is obviously English
>>373091245
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/347161
Oh fuck I found it.
This was my first fap, don't judge.
HOMER IT'S NOT ONE OF US
SHE IS FRISK FROM UNDERTALE
>>373090896
>>373091128
This man should be arrested for making this trash
>>373091249
>leaving office after long day of work
>get elevator going down, notice weird guy on it
>suddenly the elevator smells like shit
>everyone there silent
>"wasnt me eHEHEHEH" says the weird man
>soon people leave the elevator two security guards detain him
>"hes been farting the whole day in closed areas, we dont know who he is"
>later in home tv reports he did in other buildings as well before getting arrested
>>373091326
Remember how /vint/ revealed the worst shitposters are vastly non native english speakers, particularly Brazil? There is a reason.
>>373090896
I'm so lost. This is like a fever dream.
>>373089504
>obese
>clearly old enough to be adept at reading but is struggling with it
>obsessed with minecraft
What failures of parents he has.
>>373047390
maybe we are wrong?
maybe normal people find this stuff funny?
>>373091496
what in tarnation in this from
Speaking of gaming Youtube videos
>8,000p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHyxNybbQCk
900 BTFO
1080 BTFO
4k BTFO
>>373092365
Don't put these ideas into my head.
>>373092425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utHpb5udZU8
From the same person who brought you "The Twerk of 87"
>>373092551
Jesus, I think this guy is the most cancerous 'gaming' e-celeb on YouTube, but I guess that's just a theory...
>>373092664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXtPng_k-c
OOOH! MY FAHVORITE!
>>373092664
>>373092750
Truly a sophisticated gentlemen.
>>373092618
what other explanation is there for this stuff.There is a chance the the first video aliens see of the human race is one of these videos
>>373031286
holy shit
holy SHIT
WHAT is this
I feel like I'm unironically the closest I've ever felt to "triggered" in my entire life by watching this
what is GOING ON
>>373091704
I could actually see this happening.
>>373068610
School Rumble was the shit, man. That was one dope af anime.
Probably one of the few good animus airing during the early/mid 2000's, along with Galaxy Angel.
>>373061856
At least my little sister only plays modded Minecraft with my little brother on a server. Otherwise she never touches the game.
On the other hand, she likes to playRoblox
>>373035986
>>373036120
>>373036282
Get on my level
http://fantendo.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://unanything.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>373029164
I hate this
>>373047390
mankind needs to be punished. hell is real.
ITT: people who hate fun and consider things they don't like as autistic
>>373093704
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
His screams echoed throughout the entire landscape of ;Lavendera, and with every second I was stricken with fear and sadness at the same time. This....this virus had taken over my new friend, and had reemerged into the affairs of the players.
Dark's hands morph into claws, as his hair and skin darken and his hoodie changes from crimson to dark grey, his eyes glowing red. At the same time, I could hear a familiar voice as another hacker accompanied Timesoul.
"Jake, what the hell did you do!??!?" asks CrimsonRage in confusion as he emerges from a pile of purple rocks, that seemingly broke from the high cliffs after Dark's transformation.
"I awakened the beast." grins Timesoul, (or Jake, I don't really care at this point,) as he and his companion teleport away, leaving the five of us to deal with this.....monster. Oh goodie.
Then the monster that was once Dark looks at me. All I remember is him releasing some sort of glitch energy out of his body, knocking me out cold
http://fantendo.wikia.com/wiki/TOME:_Blades_of_Anarchy/Chapter_Four
>>373066346
>nobody posted this
>>373094453
Where the fuck do you buy pre-activated almonds? I've been doing it myself for years.
>>373094592
How long until 50 Shades of Gray for Minecrafters?
>>373094643
krogers my man
>>373094592
Honestly, I'm fine with this. What's the fundamental difference between this and usual kid's bibles, which are just cartoons? If you are going to make your kid real the Bible, you might at well make it more interesting for them. Though I don't know the Bible well enough to know if Minecraft actually can show most the shit in the book.
>>373094652
How long until god realizes his mistake and wipes our planet from existence?
>>373094592
This isnt so bad as most stuff posted here tbqh.
>>373092905
>There is a chance the the first video aliens see of the human race is one of these videos
>>373094592
Saw it in a shop window. There was old and new testament and ten commandments for minecrafters, alongside pic related.
>>373094824
Why turn a gif into a jpg aarrgh
>>373094760
Stuff like parting the seas makes more sense with wonky minecraft physics than it does IRL
>>373094881
I unironically think the Bible would work well for a graphic novel/comic/manga.
>>373094592
Honestly, teaching kids bible stories instead of fellating levers and fart fetishes is perfectly fine.
>>373094887
fine
>>373094458
I think it's more a collection of people struggling to understand. I want to know, and I don't. It's 'fun' doesn't tell me anything. Where is the fun? Why is the fun? Why am I? Where am I? Who am I? Who are we? Why? How?
>people worrying about the kids these days
Did you guys not watch edgy Newgrounds flashes or something? Nu-Web is pussy tier.
>>373095243
Stickdeath got me into numetal and I will never forgive it for that.
>>373094760
Jacob fucking all of his wives' slaves, Jesus being crucified, the Tenth Plague, and King David having sex with some woman and then killing her husband wouldn't exactly be the things I'd want my kid to see in Minecraft form.
>>373095243
yeah but the view counts are fucking staggering. we're gonna have an entire continent's worth of turbo autistis
>>373095290
Welcome to the last days of Rome.
>>373095279
I'm going to assume most/all of that is usually excluded from the regular kids bibles as well.
>>373095021
Stop replying
>>373030369
its a maymay because im not gay haha gay people dont exist haha sucking things off is a funny joke haha
>>373095374
Go away Varg
>>373038553
>>373041956
>>373068142
https://youtu.be/R2mQiFI6sS0?t=5m45s
Can't make this shit up
>>373029632
>>373029218
>>373089069
>>373092914
according to the youtube comments
>Consider this a third person comment as I've never even heard of who Shmorky is until just 30 minutes ago. So I looked up what this is about and here's a brief summary:
1. He's an animator / internet cartoonist.
2. Part of some let's play group.
3. That's his real voice.
4. That's his boyfriend (sex changed man).
5. He withheld his brain medications.
6. He did this because he's a control freak and wanted this episode to happen.
7. He was also discovered to be a diaper furry.
8. This means he's into under aged anthropomorphic animals, in diapers.
9. He was also discovered to have been erotically roleplaying with a minor, online.
10. People consider him a pedophile.
11. He's kicked out of the let's player group.
12. After he showed up at a con wearing a diaper.
13. He shit himself in front children to arouse himself sexually.
14. The internet hates him.
All in all I'd rate him a pretty original furry.
10/10. The voice really says it all.
>>373029164
I would LOVE to see the wireframes of those spongebob models. I'm not even sure how you could model anything this bad. it's like he modelled in smooth mode within Maya, but who am i kidding this shit is probably made in some freebe 3D software
>>373096446
>mfw i legitimately liked him and found him funny in gaming garbage
>>373091715
but /vint/ revealed the worst SJW shitposters were the leafs. the sudamericanos were tame in comparison
>>373030083
This picture literally just activated my almonds
>>373096880
t. Australia
>>373028134
I SAID Minecraft is a load of crap. What are you gonna do about it?
>>373096446
His "boyfriend" isn't actual trans she posted on kiwifarms or something sensitive about him and his friends trying to convince her she was. She also says he would take in homeless and mentally disturbed women and abuse them, this could be made up because she was just getting back on medication and the SS thread also had her ranting about a Jewish conspiracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRRUXaElOf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHo_jqf_nyU
>>373031286
>that 'female's voice constantly cracking into male territory
>that cartoon other voice
>this surreal content
it's almost art
>>373097249
>when the mic popping and distortion overtakes his dialogue.
fucking kek
>>373058969
>>373097193
>believing the psychotic tranny when she says she's not a tranny and everyone else is in a conspiracy to paint >her as one
>>373097249
I can only imagine what these people's lives are actually like
>>373029164
>Spongebob in Minecraft 5
>5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4Qoj823Csg
>>373097785
Like I said I don't know how much to belive because she is like you said a pyscho but I think Schmorky and his tranny friends helped to convince her she was one.
>>373033406
>mfw in a couple of years, some of the kids watching these videos will be posting on 4chan
Jackie 4chan better blow up the servers and liquidate all his assets before that happens.
>>373097249
>your ass is grass and I will mow it with my face
I'm fucking dying
How much longer until this thread auto sages?
>>373094592
What about the Minecraft """Joke""" Book?
>>373033978
i cant blame them
>>373030083
>>373028134
You guys know he's LifeInATent, right?
>>373095243
>guys you just don't get kids nowadays newgrounds flash animations and games are exact same thing as kids jerking off to minecraft and rotting animatronic animals you're too old for internet grandpa :^)
>>373029164
over
seven
million
views
>>373096446
>lowtax kept that guy anywhere near his children
>>373099005
Because he's LifeInATent using illegal bots to give himself views. And anyone opposes him he'll just throw a temper tantrum with death threats and blackmailing like he did to MrRepzion.
>>373033406
>>373095730
How come the girl characters all have the same exact haircut?
>>373047179
DR-OCTOR-MOTHER-FUCKING-GONAPUS
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>373098281
>Implying they aren't already posting here
Dont forget this
https://youtu.be/at19ZSMmJJs
>>373099118
It's the same girl
>>373055589
yeah, shame that it got too wild for ol' janny and his crew
>>373035001
God was a prick anyway, amirite?
>>373063231
Step off fed, if you try taking the internet we'll pull an Arab Springs on your ass.
>>373089504
GEE BILL, HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU HAVE TWO HATS?
>>373029164
people let their kids watch this. i want to punch this weird fuck in the face
>>373029164
I'm so perplexed. I really don't get it.
>>373029164
How did a grown man make this? From the thumbnail it looks like something a 6 year old would make.
But no, a GROWN MAN made this. He self inserted himself into a minecraft video where he sucks a levers dick.
>>373029164
WHY DOES HE SUCK THE LEVER LIKE A DICK
WHO IS THE TARGET AUDIENCE
>>373090896
>42'575 Likes
>3'085 Dislikes
We need a second Pol Pot
>>373090896
>>373029218
>2:32
>>373029164
God is dead
>>373028661
lets see you do it anybetter fag
>>373028661
>>373100028
Because it's fucking LifeInATent and his illegal view bots.
>>373100059
Hi LIAT.
>>373029218
>>373036282
He's a big guy.
>>373099791
>' for separating thousands
where do you live anon?
>>373038427
Was this written by a guy or a girl?
>>373100178
shit meme
>>373100495
Bongland
>>373054365
Mine was Dr. Comet's stuff on a Japanese website in 2005ish.
>>373064704
What do you expect from the "it's a prank bro" generation?
>>373070531
>he says while posting weebshit
>>373047390
>>373099252
meguca menes are much older than the garfield bullshit that seems to be popular nowadays
>>373031286
oh god this, this is all his fault too.
>>373096446
>6. He did this because he's a control freak and wanted this episode to happen.
He wanted to use it for internet fame and make him seem abused
>>373034247
tfw ur first fap was froma dream where you turned into the wolf girl from Johnny Bravo
>>373062290
>tyrone
>stealing
>>373096446
>people are still surprised when an SA mod is outed as a pedo
>>373052705
>2009
Nigga, you're acting like you have this wealth of experience but you don't know Schmorky's animations?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/57545
>2002
At least you tried.
>>373029928
gaming garbage was cash t.b.h.