Star vs Hungry People Who May or May Not Be Named Larry

So, I wrote a story set in that Ludo vs. the forces of evil AU that was discussed the other day.

>>91162362
it's probably shit, just like your post.

File: Halloween.jpg (121KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 1280x720px

>>91162334
>Star dressed up as Ludo for Halloween
>with a lizard's tail
sasuga Nefcy

>>91162334
She's dressed as a lawyer and a zombie to emphasize their cold unfeeling hearts.

>>91162467
Or she's just doing a traditional gypse culture of being a parasite.

File: 8eca832344e58fe94e56bb1a85346bf680d5a151.png (130KB, 576x648px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 576x648px

>>91162334
>>91162402
Janna a cute

To the faggot on pol who's avatar fagging with glossaryck and claiming that sandy hook happened, please knock it off

>>91162503
Isn't she a filp?

>>91162711
Wait, what?

>sandy hook happened
But it didn't.

>>91162709
Janna is cute when not being a gypsie. But being a gypsie is what defines Janna.

>>91162733
I know it didn't, I'm telling him to quit claiming that it did
Also, ya know, the avatar fagging

>>91162334
Daron said on her Twitter Janna was supposed to be a "corporate zombie"

She likes to fight the system, you see

>>91162711
This post reads like a dril tweet

>>91162794
>Gypse is a commie
Going to need two ropes for this one.

File: ca401500e56070648c81e1a75976a995a3d13b4e.jpg (77KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 600x800px

>>91162748
That just makes her cuter

>>91162362
Well post it then what are you waiting for

>>91162850
>>91162709
I want to bully janna by stealing her he will not divide us flag.

>>91162868
You're not allowed to link fanfics on this board

>>91162334
Is Janna worst girl?

File: svtfoe comics.jpg (160KB, 449x525px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 449x525px

>http://daronnefcy.com/post/158932750983/out-today-is-the-bind-up-of-the-1st-4-issues-of
>Out TODAY is the bind up of the 1st 4 issues of the (hopefully) 8 part comic book series “Deep Trouble.” These are original Star vs the Forces of Evil comics, written by storyboard artist and writer Zach Marcus (who also drew the above image) and Illustrated by character designer Devin Taylor. Like the book, these comics get to explore parts of the Star multiverse that never made it into the show. They are really fun read, and pretty to look at! Please get a copy. If it does well we’ll get to make the last 4 issues! Available most places where books are sold, including amazon.

Put your money where your hearts and private parts are.

It's $10 on Amazon.

And the Hardcover Guide to Mastering Every Dimension is only $7.50 on Amazon.

>>91162897
Well, shit. I thought discussing fanfics was cool with the mods.

>>91162935
mlp ruined that

File: 1490220607414~2.jpg (28KB, 268x412px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 268x412px

FUCK, how can be a fucking character be so fucking cute? SHIT

>>91162935
I could tell you the title if you want. I've posted it to AO3, and it's probably still on the front page of the Star vs. section.

>>91162940
mlp ruined a lot of things.

>>91162334
>Star fucks up and nearly dies from it.
>The day is saved by a secondary character
>Halloween costumes
>Vore.
>No Pony Head

This was a good episode

File: MARCO!.jpg (53KB, 700x514px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 700x514px

>>91162709
>Janna a cute
I'd say she's mostly obtuse

File: 1488931915023.png (934KB, 823x864px) Image search: [Google]

934KB, 823x864px

>>91162951
this
Her cuteness makes me want to pinch her cheeks as hard as I can until she starts to cry and then I start to cry from how much my fingers hurt from pinching her cheeks some hard and the fact that I am hurting her because I cant help it she's just too adorable and pinching her cheeks is therapeutic FUCKk

File: e6cd17c5ba5f987ee08e07b286171de84c74ef36.jpg (20KB, 364x669px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 364x669px

>>91163039
Not the fuckin time Marco

File: kiwidactyl.jpg (427KB, 1237x1920px) Image search: [Google]

427KB, 1237x1920px

Reminder that Janna's favourite color is OH MY GOD BITCH

>>91163141
>Tattoos
Disgusting

>>91162958
Good story and kinda depressing

>>91163141
>embarrassed about secretly liking pink due to it being a gender stereotype.
>Openly wears a skirt all the time

>>91163158
Thanks. Why?

>>91163174
She's wearing it to attract men like any other slut would.

>>91163141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s

File: ScenesFromAHat.png (351KB, 512x384px) Image search: [Google]

351KB, 512x384px

>Things that would have happened if Star Vs was an anime.

>>91163258
>Ludo and his minions are often defeated by being sent flying over the horizon and vanishing with a twinkle.

File: ludo star3.png (168KB, 663x1068px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 663x1068px

>>91162872
Villainess Star AUs are best AUs

File: upstar.jpg (247KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 1920x1080px

>>91163141
They can't keep getting away with it

>>91163258
Psycho tsundere would degrade and berate and assault marco before having a mental breakdown and in tears demanding to know why he doesn't love her.

>>91163258
A new set of doujins that I could fap to for days

>>91162958
Please do tell me the title.

>>91163346
Star vs. the forces of good. Leave a comment on it if you'd like

>>91163193
Star trying to cast her spells with the staff is sad, but then again what is sve without star suffering.

If Janna will somehow get your sperm to impregnate herself, what will you do?

>>91163199
That is some next level Tim and Eric shit

File: jackie is mad haha.gif (841KB, 540x304px) Image search: [Google]

841KB, 540x304px

>>91163258
>"I... I do have a crush on you."
>"Eh? What did you say?"

File: peep.png (74KB, 236x162px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 236x162px

>>91163330

>>91163258
Marco would have a real harem and not this fake harem /co/ thinks he has.

>>91162467
Single female zombie laywer!

File: 97d7628c8d631eff4b4beb8495cb7d47df908493.png (607KB, 764x1163px) Image search: [Google]

607KB, 764x1163px

>>91163152
You're missing out on some real sexy shit anon

So, if Star were voiced by Schaal, would your opinion of the character change?

Now that we know Janna is Filipina, the question is... why hasn't anybody hasn't drawn her in traditional Philippines clothing yet?

>>91162886
>implying
I don't know if she'd be down with some obnoxious non-celebrity's braindead artpiece parading around like it means anything.
Plus, the flag being stolen over and over again is the height of comedy which anyone can appreciate

>>91163039
>Thing is, he's dead now and I'm a fucking rectangle.

First the nutshack and now the second worst Star vs. girl. Filipinos really get the short end of the stick when it comes to cartoons.

Janna wants the fucc

>>91163525
It got stolen by /pol/ like 3 times and he got trolled hard by both our and 8ch /pol/. This is going to be a fun 8 years of trump.

Ghost Janna when

File: 1490502640640.png (752KB, 950x931px) Image search: [Google]

752KB, 950x931px

soon

File: 4f3276c9744db72c1c1c9b86f22486f257c9f590.png (90KB, 432x576px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 432x576px

>>91163535
>second worst Star vs. girl

BITCH PLEASE

YOU MUST BE SMOKIN ROCKS

I want to inflate Hekapoo!

>>91163586
She's worst than Star, Jackie, Heckapoo, Moon, Angie, or Kelly.

>>91163586
>>91163615
>Low tier gook and gypse being best girl ever

>>91163567
I wonder if Hekapoo has lovespikes on her legs, too.

>>91163567
So is Heckapoo a demon, or just a being that looks like one?

>>91163650
She's a succubus created to forge the scissors. She really likes to tease marco because it's fun.

File: 1490476474519.png (212KB, 999x1033px) Image search: [Google]

212KB, 999x1033px

>>91163632
I like to believe she does.

>>91163650
She's a unique magical being made by Glossaryck, who knows what he styled her off of, if anything at all.

>>91163462
For a second there I thought Jana had a cybernetic arm.
Also, source?

>>91163258
- Star quit to her hopes on Marco because she really grow up
- Star and Marco separates at the end because end of childhood

File: Super Interesting.jpg (214KB, 704x528px) Image search: [Google]

214KB, 704x528px

>>91163258
>Marco has a little sister who makes sure Marco doesn't try anything funny with Star
>Star has two little sisters who move in with the Diazes due to contrived circumstances
>Jackie wants to be a traditional hosewife
>Janna is bisexual and takes advantage of Star in the shower
>Tom has a split personality where he transforms into a girl
>Brittney, Sabrina and Hope make regular speaking appearances despite never contributing to the plot
>Ludo, Rasticore and Toffee all look like attractive teenage human girls

>every single one of them wants Marco's dick

>>91163769
That all sounds appealing to me.

>>91163488
Yeah, for the worse.

Would only add to the dumb faggots saying that Star is "hurrr just like mabel, total ripoff" after watching one episode, sounds too young, and maybe makes the character almost too tryhard cute rather than having a voice that balances out her appearance.

>>91163567
Genetically incompatible :^)

>Star vs pulls a gravity falls and star causes her to go evil like the apocolypse predicted because if she couldn't have marco, then nobody could
How would you react, /co/?

>>91163810
>tryhard cute

Come to think of it, that's basically what Mabel was

File: listeningtodg.gif (616KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

616KB, 640x360px

>>91163618
>>91163631
Man ya'll're fuckin plebs with shit taste. Where my Janbros at?

>being best girl ever
Not the best but she's not the worst. COME ON son

>>91163839
She'd probably apologize for it, suffer the consequences and/or have to do most of the fixing it by herself, which would already put her leagues above Mabel

File: 1487837846038.jpg (529KB, 1847x1047px) Image search: [Google]

529KB, 1847x1047px

>>91163839
Non stop cuck jokes

>>91163769
You can't tell me there wouldn't be something for StarFan13 here involving her trying to molest Marco and/or Star

File: ludo star2.png (109KB, 524x900px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 524x900px

>>91163839
>pulls a gravity falls
Dropped

I could see Star joining Eclipsa, whatever that means, if shit really hits the fan, but she'd never turn against Marco or really hurt him on purpose.

>>91163856
t. Cartoon Justice Warrior
>never forget that everything was Mabel's fault and we should always be mad that cartoons don't mete out real world justice

>>91163567
Infertile

>>91163932
What the hell are you talking about?

>>91163966
It's just some fag who thinks everyone mad that mabel was treated like a princess was a bad thing. He's a massive cuck.

>>91163839
I actually think that could be really interesting if it was tied in with the whole Eclipsa plot line. To see the gradual negative effect of pressure weighing on Star in the hopeless situation that she finds herself in could be an interesting direction to take her character, have her reach a new low point whilst gaining a full understanding of the evil she originally set out to fight. She'd eventually have to realise the errors of her ways, the story is a positive one, but it could lead to some tough decisions or outcomes that would endear the story.

Or, alternately, it could also be completely terrible if handled incorrectly and best to be avoided.

I'm in love with Star Butterfly and I'm not afraid to admit it to my family. My dad knows now. We're not on friendly terms any more.

>>91164014
It could be worse. Imagine if you had a really degenerate waifu like mlp or a furry.

>>91163769
>Marco has a little sister who makes sure Marco doesn't try anything funny with Star

That would be Janna.

File: jannavdome.png (783KB, 1280x1865px) Image search: [Google]

783KB, 1280x1865px

Should she?

>>91164075
It be cool if marco actually did have a little sister and actively pranked star just so she wouldn't get in the way of her oniichan.

File: ToLoveRuDarkness_Bangaihen15_15.jpg (437KB, 847x1200px) Image search: [Google]

437KB, 847x1200px

>>91164075
Janna is worst girl, she can't be Mikan, the best girl.
Making her Risa is already putting her way above her station.

>>91164159
If we're making worst girl be the other worst girl, then Janna should be Haruna.

But that wouldn't make sense. I know Janna doesn't deserve to be Mikan but meddling little sister would be her role if we're doing this.

>>91164031
Exactly my friend. It could always be worse.

>>91164124
I love this semen demon...

>>91164127
And no, she shouldn't.

>>91164127
this has to be aval0nx, no one captures SF13's hatred for Jackie so well

>>91164250
That dude has a mental illness with wanting jackie to suffer so much.

File: selfie.jpg (80KB, 541x927px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 541x927px

>>91164250
That's obviously RaicoSama's art

File: 1449440849049.jpg (131KB, 565x575px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 565x575px

>>91164159
Imgur link, Anon?

>>91164266
>with wanting jackie to suffer so much
oh, so when it's some fin-winged flattie no one cares but anyone else and you beep and squeak

>>91164266
It's just human nature to want Jackie to suffer.

File: Monogatari.webm (2MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x360px

>>91163769
>Janna is bisexual and takes advantage of Star in the shower
make them brush each other's teeth too

>>91164294
>>91164297
Starco fags are mentally ill

>>91163398
>Star confesses and expresses her love for 5 minutes
>Marco unemotionally says "I love Jackie" and walks away

>>91164301
If we're going Monogatari then Star is obviously Shinobu, right?

File: sisterly wisdom.png (855KB, 1280x1440px) Image search: [Google]

855KB, 1280x1440px

>>91164301
Toothbrushing is for Star and Marco only

>>91163488
She'd be too annoying. Star works better with a mature voice contrasting her foolishness

>>91163488
That's terrible and you're terrible for thinking of it.

File: 1481186631542.gif (682KB, 500x280px) Image search: [Google]

682KB, 500x280px

>>91164329
ha ha

no, silly.

>>91164250
>>91164266

That's raico you falseflagging gits

>>91163945
I unironically love depressed Hekapoo.

Need something else though, the infertility's one thing, but I feel something else should be there to add to the depression... Not sure what though.

>>91164385
>falseflagging
Worthless buzzword that doesn't mean anything anymore.

>>91164301
> click thumbnail of sexy faucet
> get yurishit
give me one reason not to report you

>>91163839
>>91164010
If something like this happens I'd like to see a callback to Marco telling Tom he can't force Star to like him

File: 1488332051321.png (756KB, 1280x1147px) Image search: [Google]

756KB, 1280x1147px

>>91164332
#justmainharemguyproblems

>>91164380
She doesn't have the tits for Hanekawa.

Honestly, all these shipping wars is making me like marco less and less.

File: 1488766711092.png (440KB, 707x1000px) Image search: [Google]

440KB, 707x1000px

>>91164301
>>91164332
everybody loves a good tooth brushing

File: 1482286756887.png (130KB, 285x263px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 285x263px

>>91164401
because it's not really porn.

and there've been monogatarixstar memes since the mid season hiatus.

File: 123451523234.jpg (8KB, 205x246px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 205x246px

>>91164401
Well you're not allowed to vocally outright say you're going to report someone, genius.

He could easily just do the same thing.

File: meme times.jpg (70KB, 450x320px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 450x320px

>>91164399
(You)'re a fucking buzzbird fuck you

>>91164434
I love the way this artist draws slack-jawed derpegao star

File: 1380509961791.gif (266KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 480x270px

>>91164329
>That scene where Star and Marco have an intimate conversation while bathing together

>>91164385
>>91164127
>>91164273
Someone please leak the Patreon uncensored images

File: Nisemonogatari toothbrush.png (597KB, 731x831px) Image search: [Google]

597KB, 731x831px

>>91164434
I just watched the episode
I never wincest shipped so hard in my life

File: Red Belt Blood Moon.png (933KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

933KB, 1920x1080px

>>91164429
Why? Marco did nothing wrong.

>>91164397
Well theres the huge time difference between earth and hekapoo dimension
there is also the fact that marco chased her for years then fucked off could also make her depressed

>>91164465
>That scene in the larger tub where Marco scrubs Star's back while Angie scrubs Marco's back and Rafael scrubs Angie's back and everyone has folded hand towels on their heads

>>91164465
Nah, Star can't be that smug. That falls to Janna banana-hair

>>91164399
t. CIA

>>91164494
Yeah, but he reminds me too often of all the mindless shitposting that this god forsaken general keeps doing.

>>91164494
Dude might be insecure. All these women surrounding some awkward kid, it's not realistic and can frustrate people that try and relate with the characters.

But it's a fucking childrens cartoon so lighten up kids.

>>91164429
Explain

File: his 12 year old best friend.webm (3MB, 608x250px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 608x250px

>>91164465
>It's a Marco smexually harasses Hekapoo scene

>>91164526
Marco is a pretty handsome dude and it's perfectly realistic. Stay mad, Beta Steve

>>91164531
This general is exhausting me, but there is nowhere else to talk about star vs. I can't wait till haitus is over.

>>91164525
I also hated it at first but then realized that all anons were right. There's literally nothing to do. This hiatus has doomed us all.

>>91163372
gas the gypsy
problem solved

File: 1488875057025.jpg (24KB, 680x299px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 680x299px

>>91164559
>it's perfectly realistic.
Okay, Champ. Wanna get ice cream after you're done posting?

File: 1486220486702.png (401KB, 615x800px) Image search: [Google]

401KB, 615x800px

>>91164604

Janna has canon seen Marcos dick

File: 1486687803053.png (347KB, 773x594px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 773x594px

>>91164465
RRG=Marco
Janna=Kanbaru
Jackie=Senjogahara
Star=Hanekawa
Starfan=Hachikuji
Hekapoo=Shinobu

>>91164616
because she smacked his towel covered ass?

>>91164604
>>91164615
Is this a reference to the anime with the boy who falls in love with the vampire and the succubus keeps wanting the MCs dick?

>>91164607
Give 7 reasons it isn't realistic. Marco is near flawless as a man.

File: marcos.png (529KB, 1000x587px) Image search: [Google]

529KB, 1000x587px

>>91164526
>All these women surrounding some awkward kid
Only two, maybe three.
He's canon attractive and he's not a total sperg.
Everyone who's interested in him has a good reason to be. He manned up and poured his heart out to Jackie, he's Star's best friend and they've saved each other's lives several times.

File: Snowball_at_summer.jpg (69KB, 649x375px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 649x375px

>>91164250
It's RaicoSama, he draws the hottest Jarco fanart.

>>91164652
Marco would be better if he wasn't a spic.

>>91164640
RosarioxVampire?

File: marco's naked.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>91164616
Star canon sees Marco's dick on a regular basis.

>>91164678
Yeah, that one. That succubus keeps trying to force the human boy to love her, but fails miserably each time.

File: basic_marco.png (84KB, 920x1360px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 920x1360px

A piece of storyboard from S3 finale leaked

>>91164694
It's a wand not a magnifying glass

>>91164714
Yeah but doesn't he have four girls for a harem? A witch, an ice witch, a succubus and a bipolar vampire.

>>91164742
Doesn't marco have a harem of 4 girls? A succubus, a gypse witch, a bipolar magical girl, and an ice witch?

>>91164694
glossaryck was prob right up against marco's dick there

star and marco have likely also seen glossaryck naked countless times

>>91164774
>glossaryck was prob right up against marco's dick there

"Mmmh, this pudding tastes funny."

File: 1371748337784.png (132KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 250x250px

>>91164769

File: d9ff0482014d7f35562dbf47c1018a79003770ad.jpg (45KB, 595x350px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 595x350px

>>91164670
This make you mad whiteboi?

>>91164649
>Give 7 reasons why it isn't realistic
>Marco is near flawless as a man.
You want mint or chocolate chip?

>>91164652
That's fair.

>>91164670
Tan men are great, hell's wrong with you.

>>91164799
No but it makes me want them drawn as the My Life Me group shot

>>91164808
>>91164607
>get btfo
>le autism maymay
Not an argument

File: star's closet.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

Reminder that Star kept huge piles of Marco's beard hair in her closet.

>>91164858
And contradicting yourself isn't a good counter either.

>Lol he's near perfect
>Nu how is it unrealistic?

Are you messing around here? You're joking right? You better be.

>>91164861
And Hungry Larry's cum by the looks of it

File: 1490813764417.jpg (1MB, 1280x4830px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x4830px

>>91162833

File: star's such a good friend 1.jpg (1MB, 1280x4845px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x4845px

>>91164943

>>91164503
How about a washed up Mom? Kid happened, but with the TIME WAAAAAARP making shit weird between dimensions, had to raise it by herself for whatever reason?

Don't think it has the same kick, though.

>>91164936
Then explain why it isn't realistic, list Marco's flaws. The way things have played it in the show were incredibly organic and few people have questioned the possibility

>>91164999
>"I'm not your mother but I could try my best. Wh-what, you want to do WHAT?" *blushes and pulls breast out of top*

File: wings comic.png (756KB, 500x2000px) Image search: [Google]

756KB, 500x2000px

>>91164943
>Star drops two cup sizes between panel 3 and 4
Not that I'm complaining

wait wait who said janna was filipenis

>>91165114
Everyone just assumed she's a flip because of her surname

File: class.jpg (175KB, 1080x648px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 1080x648px

Reminder that once Marco goes after Star, we're never going to see most of these characters again.

>>91165146
>because of her surname
>which is spanish sounding but clearly only flips have spanish sounding names

>>91165175
Brittney just needs to be reminded that the west will always own her chink ass.

File: mai waifu.jpg (542KB, 3352x1874px) Image search: [Google]

542KB, 3352x1874px

>>91165175
>we're never going to see most of these characters again.
WE WILL SEE MY GODDESS AGAIN GOD DAMN IT

oh goody a halloween thread

>>91163330
What else have they done?

File: insane star.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

What dis he mean by this?
>https://twitter.com/_AdamM/status/847282028336762880
>>91162919
Also REEEEE, still twenty days until my guide arrives, and likely two months for my comic.

>>91163399
"Now I know what shape to shave it into"

>>91165175
Why is tom there

File: starfan getting all the pussy.png (413KB, 432x568px) Image search: [Google]

413KB, 432x568px

>>91165230
Being in another dimension won't stop her.

>>91164970
>The squid's face in the last one
How have I never noticed this excwllent detail?

When do you think Star looked the worst?
When she was sleep deprived during the monster arm thing or when she was obsessed with the other exchange student?

>>91165210
Anon it literally originated from the Philippines

File: 1490871021141.jpg (53KB, 236x845px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 236x845px

Anyone else kinda wanna see marco suffer?

>>91165369
first one

>>91165369
Sleep deprived for sure.

File: eEu4dOn.jpg (174KB, 727x540px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 727x540px

>91165369
Monster arm.
She had a weird crazy appeal in The Other Exchange Student

>>91165397
>self insert
REEEEEEEE

>>91165397
>Marco suffering
R A R E
A
R
E

But with OCs?
C A N C E R
A
N
C
E
R

>>91165397
Why would this happen? He's with Jackie

>>91165397
I want to see marco suffer just to anger starco and jarco and janco and tomco.

>>91165397
Eh, not really, no. Marco's not done much that would make him deserve to suffer. I think some of the push for Star suffering comes from many of her issues being self-inflicted.

File: just fuck me silly Diaz.png (979KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

979KB, 1920x1080px

>>91165369
>Implying half-crazy sleepless unwashed Star isn't hot as fuck

>>91165415
Star v the Forces of Meth

>>91165397
One of the reason I'm so set up with Starco is because I just can't see Star being with someone else other than Marco. Tom was already given a second chance but failed and Oskar is a scumbag.

>>91165479
Imagine star not showering after a week and being all sweaty and stinky like she's tomoko.

>>91165510
I'm more or less jarco because I'm a contrarian and I hate the fans of starco so much I want to be against them just for the sake of being against them.

>>91165513
>Imagine starfan13 not showering after a week and being all sweaty and stinky like she's tomoko

>>91165397
I want to see everyone Marco didn't pick suffer.

>>91165479
>>91165513
Now imagine smelling behind her ears.

>>91165369
She gets really pale when she is sleep deprived.

I think that Janna is very cute and I would date her

File: Here's your Trapco.gif (2MB, 480x449px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 480x449px

>All these nig nogs fighting over who's best girl.
Come one Not-/sveg/, the whole female cast are cuties and each are great in their own right.
Besides...
Everyone knows that Princess Marco is the worst thing ever since its SJW bait and those degenerates that like it have fallen to tumblr normie standards.

>>91162334
She's dressed up as the famous lawyer Pancho Von Willowheimermitzstaffeno'byanpanpan who acted as defense for a client against a claim filed by the very Devil himself. In a truly landmark case, Heck's court found in favor of the defendant, something of which the Devil wasn't too pleased with. So the Devil shook hands with Von Willowheimermitzstaffeno'byanpanpan and cursed him. The case results would live forever in annuls of time, but so would Von Willowheimermitzstaffeno'byanpanpan. It is rumored to this day that you can still call the lawyer, by making a pentagram out of office supplies, and chanting "I have a structured settlement and I need cash now." three times at the stroke of midnight.

Give me the craziest theory/headcanon you ever heard.

File: IMG_3123.png (688KB, 614x614px) Image search: [Google]

688KB, 614x614px

>>91165701
B-but I just love traps anon and yes I know liking traps is gay but still

>>91165750
see
>>91165708

In all reality the craziest one I've heard is the deck of cards conspiracy; however that got blown out of the water with other cheek marks.

Toffee is future Marco takes the cake though.

>>91165792
>Toffee is future Marco
it'd be neat

File: What is your game Toffee.png (118KB, 421x235px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 421x235px

I wonder if Toffee was trying something else when he gave this message to Star.

File: sweaty bug.png (226KB, 550x550px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 550x550px

>>91165513
>You're laying on the couch on a hot Cali summer evening
>Star walks in, drenched in sweat after a run with Angie
>Right in front of you, she kicks off her shoes and sits down to take off her soaked tights
>You watch the fabric stick to her skin, slowly giving way and exposing her sweaty thighs
>She gets up and tells you she's exhausted and wants to lie down
>You refuse to budge
>She plops down on top of you
>Sweat drips from her forehead onto your face
>You can practically taste the saltiness of her skin
>Her long, messy wet hair covers both of you like a hot blanket
>In seconds, your clothes are soaked through as the thin fabric of her dress is pressed between your bodies
>She gets comfortable, wrapping her bare, soft legs around yours, and tucking her head into your neck
>You pull her closer, sliding your arm under her armpit and across her exposed back until you're hugging her tight with your hand on her shoulder
>Her scent is overpowering as you pet her head and run your fingers through the tangled mop of her hair
>Her cheek brushes against yours as she leans forward and breathes in deeply, sniffing your hair before letting out a small giggle
>She shifts again and you can feel her hot breath in your ear as she whispers,
>"You need a shower."

>>91166182
>"WE need a shower"

>>91165792
>>91165847
>>91165750
Literally nothing is worse than Toffee being Marco.

Now that it seems pretty clear they're separate characters (which should've been obvious from the beginning but whatever) there's like nothing the show could do that'd be as bad as that. Like no matter how dumb things get in the future nothing can top that.

Also yes, "trans Marco" would still be better than fucking "Toffee Marco."

>>91166464
>Also yes, "trans Marco" would still be better than fucking "Toffee Marco."
You can take your retarded faggot opinion and go back to tumblr with it you landwhale piece of human refuse

>>91166604
I don't believe in trans Marco at all but even if that happened, which it wouldn't, it would only fuck with one character instead of two.

Toffee being Marco or vice versa just ruins two characters at once.

>>91166464
They can make Marco a new villain or something that would make much more sense. Like kevin11 and Agregor.

Jesus Christ, why are we so dead?

File: pottery1.png (1MB, 1276x718px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1276x718px

Actual chances of Star going down the dark path in season 3?

>>91166661
Whole of /co/ seems very dead, even the SJ threads.

>>91166661
It's been hiatus for weeks.

Don't complain, this is normal

>>91166674
There is a non-zero percent chance that Star dabbles in dark magic in season 3.
There is also a non-zero percent chance that Marco dabbles in unwholesome elements in season 3
There is a significant chance of suffering in season 3

File: 1490858354746.png (870KB, 844x816px) Image search: [Google]

870KB, 844x816px

what if Star sat next to you at a sporting event?

>>91166674
She won't "turn evil" or anything but I'm expecting more dark magic use, once again hurting someone through that, and her to be further connected with Eclipsa.

The plotline about Star being emotionally wrecked isn't over yet just because the second season is, and her being suddenly shipped off to Mewni without Marco or Glossaryck and with the knowledge her life is in danger will only intensify such feelings.

File: eclipsa hug.jpg (249KB, 950x700px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 950x700px

>>91166661
It's the middle of the day and we have two threads running

>>91166674
Actively rebelling against Mewni? Pretty low
Accepting Eclipsa as a mentor? Decent
Falling into more temptation to use dark magic, and suffering as a result? Very high

File: pottery3.png (1MB, 1279x719px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1279x719px

>>91166674

>>91166723
i would say "hello, star"

File: pottery2.png (1MB, 1278x718px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1278x718px

>>91166915

>>91163258
>all promotional art features Star and other female characters in erotic poses
>protagonist is a male self-insert of the writer who is not featured in any promos
Every fucking anime does this and I hate it.

>>91166938
that's creepy. what if you sat next to a complete stranger, and they knew your name, and said "hello, anon."

>>91163407
if it was an anime, he wouldn't even be dating Jackie. 5 girls would be fighting over him, and he'd be too oblivious or ashamed of 'perversion' to do anything with any of them. On the last episode, he'll either kiss the main girl, or come close to kissing her, but it's a fake-out, and the status quo is maintained.

>>91166994
I would tell her she's destined for great things and then scamper off into the night sky.

>>91166692
>even the SJ threads.
That's mostly because /pol/ and /r9k/ ruined the overall happiness of the show coming back and in such a great way.

File: 1490694458728.jpg (230KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 1920x1080px

Star butt

>>91166915
>>91166948
Whoever is making these edits, don't stop

File: svtfoe___hi_marco__by_potaroe-db1oqv8.png (734KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

734KB, 1024x1024px

STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

File: pottery4.png (1MB, 1279x718px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1279x718px

>>91167183

>>91167252
Stop being autistic.

File: mfw mewni scum.png (541KB, 747x1037px) Image search: [Google]

541KB, 747x1037px

>>91167082
>m-m-muh /pol/ is responsible for everything I don't like about this board meme!!
I don't even see how. Does Samir Eye Joe have interracial couples? Did Aku start doing a Donal Drumpf impression?

>>91167304
It's just a joke anon

File: bedbug.jpg (143KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 1920x1080px

>>91167127
>>91167212
>You will never cuddle with this bug
Every day the void in my life grows larger

>>91167196
Marco got a severe case of yaoi hands

>>91167379
I don't understand how yaoi hands is a thing. Is it like how men tend to exaggerate women's figures even if they don't mean to? Do they subconsciously find large hands attractive so they draw them that way?

File: 149085343593.png (771KB, 844x816px) Image search: [Google]

771KB, 844x816px

>>91166723
gross! buzz off bug!

>>91167449
her face needs to be edited into more star porns

File: kiss.jpg (2MB, 1280x5476px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x5476px

>>91167196
It truly is.

>>91167316
>I don't even see how.
the incessant REEEEEEEing about the possibility of Jack not dying foreveralone and the multi-thread shitting where /co/ generally sticks to one thread at a time should be clues

>>91163462
shiiiieeeet

File: pottery5.png (1MB, 1276x716px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1276x716px

>>91167304
You first.

File: meanwhile in India.jpg (145KB, 1280x886px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1280x886px

>>91167504

File: shrug.png (841KB, 1056x894px) Image search: [Google]

841KB, 1056x894px

>>91167546
Maybe some people just don't want shipping in a cartoon that's supposed to be strictly action?

File: adas.png (68KB, 227x254px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 227x254px

>>91166674
>>91166915
>>91166948
>>91167252
>>91167625
You magnificent BASTARD!

>>91163462
>Dio for life

File: Chita316.jpg (69KB, 736x736px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 736x736px

>>91163504
>Now that we know Janna is Filipina, the question is... why hasn't anybody hasn't drawn her in traditional Philippines clothing yet?

They came pretty close, didn't they?

File: Hekamom worried.png (126KB, 652x820px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 652x820px

LET
HEKAPOO
BE
HAPPY

>>91167676
>shipping
> Remember if two characters coexist closely and are opposite sexes, THAT MEANS SHIPPING
This is SJ not SVFOE

>>91167724
HEKAPOO IS INFERTILE

>>91167751
we'll adopt and I'll induce lactation through daily stimulation

>>91167504
I don't think it's such a good idea to kiss a guy in a relationship

>>91163462
> "and this is what a feminine penis looks like, Star"
> "Don't be silly Marco, I've seen you naked already"

>>91167401
It baffles me as well, anon. Maybe fujos have a fetish for really big hands as well?

>>91167751
Magic can fix it

>>91167504
please learn how to draw a forkful of cake that doesn't look like poop or chewed gum

File: image.jpg (804KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

804KB, 3264x2448px

ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT
ITS 3:30
THATS MEANS ITS STAR TIME BITCHES
DISNEY CHANNEL RIGHT NOW
THE KEKENING IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW I REPEAT: THE KEKENING IS NOW
TODAYS EPISODE: S2E20 - Collateral Damage/JUST FRIENDS

Grab a snack, get comfy and DONT FORGET TO SUFFER

>>91167850
>Maybe fujos have a fetish for really big hands as well?
Hands bigger than their own cat-ranching mitts

File: sra.png (26KB, 160x142px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 160x142px

>>91167367
How could anyone want mermeid over this

File: All around me are familiar faces.png (195KB, 424x394px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 424x394px

So have we finally ran out of things to talk about or is it just that we can't stop making the same posts in the vain hope that they can still give us some (You)s?

>>91165766
>spoiler
That's perfectly fine, your entitled to like whatever catches your interest.

File: 1489623260478.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>91167879
Oh man, I almost forgot
Great episodes

>>91167930
whynotboth.jpg

>>91167879
Jokes on you anon I suffer everyday.

File: kekapoo.png (840KB, 1907x1080px) Image search: [Google]

840KB, 1907x1080px

>My dearest Rebecca.
>I hate the possums.
>I hate the possums so much.

>>91164322
this

>>91167367
Who is that shadow from?

How much mental and physical effort is required to hold their humanoid glamor and disguise their vertical mandibles?

File: 1489850054330.png (495KB, 1217x1077px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 1217x1077px

>>91168074
nigga what

>>91168037
>a janitor suggested they burn down the school
>star stepped in and said no

>>91163769
So, just a couple more sisters and a slightly less attractive Ludo.

>>91167930
We still have a whole universe of 'What ifs'

File: image.jpg (634KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

634KB, 3264x2448px

ITS C U C K TIME FAGGOTS
GET OFF YOUR COUCH AND MOVE TO ANOTHER COUCH
ITS TIME TO SUFFER

File: background.jpg (110KB, 700x722px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 700x722px

Who is this qt?

File: hp12394.png (52KB, 440x499px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 440x499px

>>91164397
Like this?

>>91164322
>Star is now cemented as the best girl and thousands of fanboys now worship her like she is the second coming of jesus christ

>>91168103
We all know that Star has a proboscis.
Which is why you have to say 'No' to all her BJ offerings. It will be just like urethra catheterization, the most painful of procedures.

>>91168103
You know, her actual insect form

You really believe the Butterfly clan look like actual humans?

>>91168174
and how soon will her chest sprout

File: image.jpg (709KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

709KB, 3264x2448px

SUFFERING

File: Picture 2.png (340KB, 684x710px) Image search: [Google]

340KB, 684x710px

Does Ludo wear diapers?

>>91168162
They look too cute together

among amigos just updated

File: image.jpg (833KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

833KB, 3264x2448px

JUST FRIENDS

>>91168289
All that drama could have been avoided if Star had made him an XL t-shirt or if he hadn't worn it over a fucking sweater.

>>91168344
or if Star didn't invite Jackie.

File: image.jpg (721KB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

721KB, 3264x2448px

C U C K E D

File: star feels good man.png (169KB, 601x601px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 601x601px

>>91168365
>"Jackie's waiting~~"
SHE DID THIS
ALL TO HERSELF

Jackie might be the hottest girl in the show, but the cutest is undoubtedly Janna

>>91168365
"Go be with your girlfriend"

File: heartache.jpg (30KB, 400x200px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 400x200px

>>91168365
>That hug
My chest hurts

File: 1490889646302.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>91168210
>implying urethral sounding isn't the hottest fetish

File: 1488491183408.jpg (38KB, 600x662px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 600x662px

>>91168365
I dont whats worse than entire part or royal secret one last to tell

File: 1490144660207.png (697KB, 643x869px) Image search: [Google]

697KB, 643x869px

>>91168464

>>91168364
I'm talking about the drama involving Marco being nervous, he needed to man up and stop being spaghetti over the idea of hanging out with his ho and his side ho at the same time.

>>91168486
> yfw you realize SB doesn't stand for Star Butterfly but Side Bitch

>>91168477
and then she just ditches marco in mewni

>>91166661
because there are two threads going on right now

File: if only you knew.png (401KB, 891x648px) Image search: [Google]

401KB, 891x648px

>>91168365
Unchain my heart
SET ME FREE

File: 1380938746480.gif (799KB, 200x189px) Image search: [Google]

799KB, 200x189px

>>91168464
>A PRINCESS UNDER TR~UE LOVE'S SPELL
At least with "Just Friends" you knew what was coming, even if you didn't think it would be so bad.
I had refused to believe they would do give her such a brutal humiliation, but they fucking went and did it, right from the mouth of their promoted special guest singer.

File: 1490379900944.png (462KB, 980x956px) Image search: [Google]

462KB, 980x956px

>>91164397

what if star worked at that one department store sells Christmas shit in the winter and pool shit in the summertime

>>91168570
Joe's dead though

>>91168696
i'd stop by every day "just to look around" until i get banned for stalking and then beg her to marry me

>>91168670
At first I even thought it was a fake or I misheard something. It was all kick in the balls right out of nowhere

>>91168365
so, are marco and jackie canonically dating since Star said "go be with your girlfriend"?

File: all of them.jpg (418KB, 1280x4830px) Image search: [Google]

418KB, 1280x4830px

>>91168739
it's complicated

>>91168739
Yes, but it seems they don't spend a lot of time with each other

File: 1366817981811.png (112KB, 250x238px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 250x238px

>>91168739
>are marco and jackie canonically dating

>>91168739
>so, are marco and jackie canonically dating
It would be sorta weird to be holding hands and kissing your friend without being a couple would it?
Holding hands is illegal

File: Face the Music2.jpg (228KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 1366x768px

>>91168464
Song Day was by far worse, at least in Just Friends Star saved face by pretending to be fine and telling Marco that she just left because she wanted to feel the sweat.

>>91168772
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

File: star7.png (384KB, 852x477px) Image search: [Google]

384KB, 852x477px

post hand holding

File: them look.png (745KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

745KB, 1366x768px

>>91168844
Someone post the edit pls

>>91168844
You're going to jail for that