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Star vs the Forces of Symbolism

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She's going to be the death of him, isn't she?
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>>91082746
it doesn't represent his death, it represents that they're going to culminate their relationship (the hearts surrounding him), but immediately after he's going to be possessed by Toffee for a time.
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>>91082746
Snu Snu'd to death
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>>91082822
This bug must be stopped
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>>91082746
>>91082822
Pic related
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12618039
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repost from last thread

another wall of /co/ reactions to Star Vs., all from 2013 and back when assumptions about Star and co. were founded on a storyboard test made by a guy who wasn't even hired

mostly the negative stuff because 4chan anger is our reality
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>>91082870
The correct answer is "all of the above"
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>>91082851

This was Trump plan all along, sending bug princesses to fuck immigrants to death, who can protest against something like that?
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>>91082876
>the city of /co/
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>>91082980
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>>91083012
Really makes you think huh?
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>>91083026
People have gone insane trying to figure out this mad womens master plan
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>>91082776
Here let me just help your theory along for the non believers.
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>>91082746
Keep everything in one thread. Goddamn, it's hiatus and the mods patience doesn't need to be tried.
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>>91083194
>Hello,Star
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My uncle works at Disney and he told me The Nutshack is an actual dimension in SVtFoE and that Janna is from there
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>>91083217
But the old one died and the only other star thread is just lewd shit
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>>91083316

Nothing wrong with a lil lewd.
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>>91083291
My Great Grandmother froze Disney and told me that Kelly will win the MArco bowl after Ponyhead kills Toffee and Star puts Ludo in the Mewni equivalent of a Yugioh Card
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>>91082746
What episode is this scene from?
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>>91083340
this is a good list
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>>91083325
> equivalent of a Yugioh Card.

Max kek
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>>91083322
Well it certainly isnt a little lewd
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>>91083384
Acceptable.
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>>91083340
t. Hekapoo
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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!
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>>91083384
The stuff from the other threads have been shit.

The mewberty one is just pure cancer
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>>91083399
What if it got a little weird?
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>>91083420
The only little thing is Marco's
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>>91083420
Maybe even a little wild?
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>>91083429
>he hasnt seen the DImensional Shattering Diamond Diaz
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>>91083449
Only because it's so small the fabric of reality cannot reconcile its existence
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>>91083446
Thats taking it to far
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>>91083479
Where is that?
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What would happen if Marco called her after he gets divorced?
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>>91083490
Another dimension
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>>91083399
Where the fuck can I find a pale, cute, blonde, blue eyed woman like this? I'm willing to pay her $2K a week to be with me.
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>>91083528
Isn't what you're offering basically marriage :^)
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>>91082746
>yfw the Dies Irae theory grows stronger as Marco is canon Mars, and Star continues to be Venus/Lucifer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VB9PhyY6a0
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Why is Janna such an ugly?
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>>91083340
>Kelly

Worse than Starfan and Ponyhead
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>>91083603
u-ugly?
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>>91083628
>hating Kelly
>>>/out/
she is easily 2nd best dimensional woman
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>>91083652
You having fucking garbage taste.
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>>91083590
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>>91083603
>Why is Janna such an ugly?
The Chin
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>>91083414
There is a faggot in that thread actually defending mlp in it.
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>>91083603
>Shit eyes
>Fucking beanie
>Chin
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>>91083603
>>91083642
>gypse
Only worthy of the oven.
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>>91083652
She wears glasses
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>>91083429
Don't make fun of Little Marco
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>>91083569
Kek
>>91083734
What are you, 15? Women with glasses are hot. Or you could always tell her to put on contact lenses.
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>>91083399
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>>91083504
She lives with Marco for a year and is an awesome with Marco's children. Eventually they start calling her mom and Star/Jackie stops visiting. Marco and her sign a prenup, and live happily ever after.
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>>91083528
It used to be germany, but you might still find one if your name is achmed.
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>>91083782
The artist fucked up because he thought the glasses were her eyes
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>>91082746
Yeah, Star pretty much ruins everything.
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>>91083642
The chin is cute
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>>91083603
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>>91083504
What would happen if they put a female spic as another love interest and marco told star he doesn't love her.
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>>91083814
He fixed it in the finished version
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>>91083446
This inaccurate. Sleepover confirmed that Star wears pink panties.
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>>91083894
Perfect
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>>91083914
wtf is wrong with u?
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>>91083935
Updog
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>>91083935
>starfans
What isn't wrong with him
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>>91083894
unf
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>>91083970
whoever left those chips on the table and didnt fucking clean up.
Ungrateful little shits
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So how long till tumblr insists that starfan13 is a proud dyke?
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>>91083914
How?
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Is Janna a cuck, /co/?
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How did they get away with showing an ass like this on a kids show? Jackie is damn thicc for her age
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>>91083996
No, she's a pervert who goes through marcos underwear.
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>>91084011
Still not much as the karate sensei guy.
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>>91083996
She just wants Marco to love her.
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>>91083734
You're saying good things as if they were bad things
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>>91082980
>Marco will be a cuck screen cap this post
>Next to a future picture of Star getting cucked

Man, the days were dark back then when a male main character was EXPECTED to be a butt monkey cuck. what started it?
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>>91084104
Dipper
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>>91083411
"Why would you even want to braid my hair?"

"Because it's romantic and I'm really good at it."
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>>91084011
yeah HOW did they get away with this?
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>>91083411
>>91084197
Tomb raider is why I like girls with braids.
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>>91082746
Star will get Marco killed, yes. That's why he will stay with Jackie. To survive.
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>>91083996
No, she's a Filipino ladyboy.
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>>91083970
Ludo.

Doesn't even matter what the situation is; Ludo will always be wrong.

Also it was never his house anyway so that song was INACCURATE PROPAGANDA.
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>>91084252
Even among gooks filipinos are low tier.
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>>91084252
How would /co/ react if it was revealed Janna was a trap?
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Does anyone have sceenshots of sveg right after mewberty? Thats when people actually dropped the whole "le random show XD" claim
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>>91084273
She's still a gypse.
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>>91083996
>tfw she rubs her wet pussy all over Marco's clothing in the closet
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>>91084277
People still do like in the other thread.
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>>91084283
When will janna answer for her crimes
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>>91083996
She's not a cuck, she just understands that sharing is caring.
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>>91084282
No, he was a gyp. A bait-and-switch. A typical ladyboy.

>>91084269
You are truly wise beyond your years, Great Sage.

>>91084273
What reveal? We already know. Wasn't like the manchin and deep voice didn't give it away.
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>>91084277
Unfortunately not.

Archives are totally missing all the Star episodes from Mewberty to Storm the Castle because those months are gone from the servers or whatever. The most I've found is an archived thread from right after the S1 finale on another site.

I'm actually the anon making most screencap compilations and so if I ever get to individual episode reactions it's just gonna jump from everyone shitting on the show to realizing it's good. Too bad, reactions to Toffee etc. were fun
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>>91083528
Minnesota man. North minnesota to ve exact, its cold as balls so the girls are pale, and most people have scandinavian ancestry, im dating a norweigan girl there, pale blonde hair blue eyed. Its comfy up here man
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>>91084383
I remember toffee "best villain" posts after fortune cookies, I just wish I could see thos threads again haha
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>>91084421
I remember an "Is Toffee a Mary Sue?" post right after that episode.

Like everyone was so used to Ludo he was now the standard for villainy or something.
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>>91082876
>>91082980
Holy shit we still have critics and ranters on /co/? I thought everyone became a pro "lol-so-randumb" enabler by 2012. Minus the Thundercats and Korra fangroup, but they had expectations for those 2 reboots.

I want their contact numbers. I want to start a ranting group that prides themselves in being critical. aahh marry me, /co/, now I see why every board including /tg/ has a boner for you.
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>>91084421
Well, he is Best Villain.
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>>91084259
It's his by birthright and by right of conquest
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>>91084269
Were fighting the wrong gooks if you ask me.
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>>91084104
2016/2017 was truly an unJUST year
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>>91084447
Haha there was skepticism but lots of hype and shitposting too. Also to be fair after a whole season of cartoon villain ludo I never thought we would have an actually legit villain.
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>>91084273
Jantomco trap harem
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>>91084447
He's cold, calculating, mysterious, and wears a nice suit. You have to admit he's good and we don't even known he's full intentions and motivations yet.
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>>91084383
Moe kept fucking up and lost several months. All my quality posts gone like tears in rain.
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>>91082822
If only Marco had read River's books
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>>91082822
>>91082863
>"Oh, no. what a terrible way to die"
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>>91083590
>not Diaz Irae
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Rank the male protagonists:

>Marco
>Wander
>Lincoln
>Dipper
>Steven
>Finn
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>>91083590
Star is the anti-christ episode when?
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>>91084027
But Star already stole all of it
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>>91082876
made another of these things.

This is the episode where there was so little material to judge Star Vs. by that /co/ accused it of being like no less than 20 different cartoons.
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>>91084738
I see this all the time, what ep is this?
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>>91084778
Royal Pain
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>>91084778
>>91084791

It wasn't a very good episode
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>>91084791
Mein neger thx I forget that episode exists
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>>91084765

Some of the responses are surprisingly accurate.
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>>91084810
>River episode
>not good
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>>91084765
This nigga ain't wrong tho
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>>91084832
The show in general was still trying to find its way for most of Season 1
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>>91084825
>>91084837
Yeah, it's not all negative reactions I put in there even though that tends to be the majority of the image.

I also put accurate predictions and sometimes weird/dumb shit that's kind of funny out of context
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Kelly is cute!
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>>91084933
You got it wrong.
Star is cute. Kelly is hot
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>>91084553
>f2f Toffee is just like me
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>>91084553
>tfw Toffee is just like me
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>>91084765
I really want Mewberty, Blood Moon Ball, and Storm the Castle reactions.
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>>91084685
Marco
Wander
Lincoln
Dipped
Finn
Steven

Lincoln would be higher but he's a right cunt some times
Marco is Beta Stu in the best way possible
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>>91085021
I do too :( I was actually in those threads and then they disappeared from the internet literal weeks later.

I'm going to try to find other archives that might have some but all I know for sure is that one S1 finale post the day after it aired. Thread went pretty crazy when it was live.
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>>91084933
Unf. I wish artists who are masters in drawing spats on cute girls drew Kelly.
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>>91084765
Lmao Swat Kats and Thundercats were pure shit
I love these
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>>91084685
>>91085051
Added someone else:

Jack >>>> Marco > Wander > Wirt > Lincoln > Dipper >> Mordecai >>>> Finn >>>>> Shit >>>>>>> Steven
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>mfw submewmans think Earth ((((corn)))) is actually corn
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>>91084685
You count Steven as a male protagonist?
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>>91085148
Man, the adventures of Shit and friends was a good show
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>>91085180
Hourly
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>>91085148
PURPOSE FORGETTIN
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>>91085256
PRINCESS KEKIN'
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>>91085148
agreed
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>>91085148
Fuck off Tom is the best
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>>91085272
VILLAIN ENABLIN'
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>>91085256
GLOSSARYCK LOSIN'
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>>91085256
>>91085272
BOOK LOOSIN'
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>>91084685
Dipper
Marco
Finn
Lincoln
Steven

I havent watched Wander over Yonder (?) so I dont really know about him.
And regarding Marco being 2nd, take note that there are still 2 seasons left. So he may be in the top of the list. Or maybe he will drop. Now that the show is being heavy-lore related, Im very impatient to see where it all goes...
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>>91085292
WALL CLIMBIN'
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>>91085302
WAND CLEAVIN'
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Think again before you sexualize such an adorable character; you do not fucking sexualize Star--at least not directly.
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>>91085314
SISTER ENABLIN'
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>>91085334
SISTER TOLERATIN'
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>>91085351
BAT BUMPIN'
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>>91085371
ADVENTURE HAVIN'
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Star is like that one girl who's super-attractive and super-popular just because she's rich and she fucks up everything all the time and is too stupid to even do basic homework so she acts like a hyper-sexual ditz so everyone goes "oh she's so cute!!" and forget that she's actually a soulless whore, and when she finally admits she's a plastic fake and starts crying everyone goes "oh, poor baby!!" and tries to pick up the pieces of the life she's shattered by being such a two-dimensional failure.

How anyone can be attracted to her is beyond me, especially since I know at least half of you fags had the hot chick try to use you to get her homework done by sending you one-word replies in text pretending that she actually cares about your feelings for her.
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>>91085279
I wonder if that sword wold work on Mabel
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>>91085396
TOILET STAININ'
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>>91085433
HALF BREED NINNEH

>>91085431
Yes. Also, those are mostly different people.
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>>91085431
LOVE CONFESSIN'
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>>91083528
If you have a 100k in year you don't need, better put a price on some terrorist's head, not spend it on whores.
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>>91085413
You're not supposed to put real world personalities in your cartoons idiot.
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Fucking finally, here's the Mewberty thread: >>72145042
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>>91085500
Reply to: >>91085071
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>>91085454
In the show, the insult ends with Jack asking if Scotsman was done, to which Scotsman says no and adds one final insult.
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>>91085413
True. I would definitely give Star my homework to copy while ignoring a good girl like Starfan13
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>>91085492
Dude, I'm not Nefcy. She's the one in control of the cartoon. I just hate that I'm going to inevitably have to tell Star I love her.
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>>91085533
Ah. I forgot that's what happened, and I thought that post was just a reaction.
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>>91085500
>>91085516
That one's a month before it actually aired though. Mewberty came out in like June.

I'm gonna try a few other sites that might have archives when I finally get to that point; not expecting much though.
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>>91083894
Tiddy hanging from her shoulder.
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What will happen if Eclipsa is unfrozen? Will she go back to the past and undo the bull free future that is Moon?
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>>91085579

Aw, damn shame. Maybe someone screencapped stuff back then and will hopefully see this thread, but I doubt it.

Anyways, posting any /co/ responses from episodes you got is greatly appreciated, I'm saving them too.
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Is there a mega for season 2?
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>>91085621
Immediately find the nearest monster and have it breed her.
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>>91085639
Yes https://mega.nz/#F!9wdw1TRb!G0x7s5ouDfkvCQEiyB7Biw
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>>91085413
>implying I was smart enough in highschool to get asked for homework

I remember when the Star equivalent of my school tried to talk to me after class and I gave her a fake name because I was so awkward
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>>91084011
>>91084032
Sensei is thicc
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>>91085650
Literally /r9k/ tier
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>>91085655
Do not sexualize Sensei. He is pure
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>>91085668
That's where I'm here from
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>>91085413
>>91085650
I was smart at the beginning and well-liked but weird stuff happened to me and the opposite came to me. Didn't really care about all that stuff though.
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>>91085694
Fuck off back to your shithole you fucking frogfucker.
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>>91085725
s-sorry pls no bully
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>>91085413
Yet her best friends are losers and weirdos
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>>91085648
Thank you
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>>91085739
>What is Jackie
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>>91085628
Yeah, it doesn't seem like anyone would have screencapped stuff, especially since most of the first season seemed so low-key. I remember it looked like the archives were just down temporarily in late 2015 and then when they came back there was a huge gap for the last couple months.

Someone should have made a post like that for Storm the Castle though, even at the time. Literally the first half of the episode everyone was like
>this is boring
>nothing is happening
>I want to fuck toffee
etc. Then when Star actually started fucking shit up
>HOLY SHIT
>his arm is gone
>we madoka now
and so on. Hit 500 really quick.
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>>91085754
The possible exception and even then she was never the big shot popular girl.
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>>91085782
Popularfags are always the most cancerous, who cares. At least the chads seem to like her.
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>>91085781

>650
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Oh shit, found a Mewberty/Pixtopia talkback thread. Not live but close enough.

So there's at least two episodes we'll have sorta current reactions to.
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>>91085413
It would seem like someone hurt your feelings.
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>>91085898
The joy of 2D is that 3D women are cunts while star is someone who would die for you.
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>>91085962
Not for you.
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>>91085962
But if she did I'd kill myself for not being able to do it myself for her. Then I'd kill myself again because my death would have made hers useless.
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>>91086013
If she could possible like a beta loser spic like marco, anyone else here has a chance too.
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>>91085897

Woo, awesome.
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>>91086063
But Marco is dependable, intelligent, kind, handsome and adorkable.
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>>91085642
What if she was desperate and turned Marco into a monster like Star did the teacher?
What if transforming everyone was her endgame for equality on Mewni?
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>>91086063
Nah, Marco doesn't shitpost on 4chan and actually goes out and talks to women.
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>>91086063
Hmm, why does Star likes Marco? She doesnt find him attractive, because then she would have reacted like when she met Oskar for the first time. Maybe it's that he always protects her? Or is something more simple?
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>>91085739
Ponyhead is beautiful don't hate
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>>91086089
Or does he and he doesn't.
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>>91085680
I would sexualize Sensei if I had ideas.
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>>91086063
Marco is a crypto Chad
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>>91086120
>why does Star likes Marco?
The deep emotional connection that developed over time, and she does find him attractive.
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>>91085680
Who's that background girl in the far right of the image?
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>>91086120
She cared about him less once he cut off the bangs. Also Jackie and Oskar have the prettiest eyes.
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>>91083603
The Patriarchy
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>>91086120
>Maybe it's that he always protects her?
Not exactly, I think it's more about how he cares about her and actively tries to make her happy, and the trust he is capable of showing sometimes. You can't blame it for not doing it h24.
She didn't know she liked these traits in a boy because she's impulsive, and what strikes her at first sight is a boy's rebellious nature.
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>>91083603
I want a gf that looks like Janna tbqh
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>>91086250
>Also Jackie and Oskar have the prettiest eyes.
This post just made me realize how Jackie is basically the female equivalent of Oskar

>laid back stereotype
>dreamy appearance
>both dumb as fuck
>single gimmick defining their personality (keytar, skateboard)
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>Hey anon! Do you wanna freeze time and go on a 60 hour adventure? Just me and you?
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>>91086300
>people still don't accept that endgames are Jackie x Oscar, Janna x Tom, and Star x Marco
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>>91086318
What would you do with Star on a 60 hour freeze day?
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>>91086318
That would literally be hell.
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>>91086318
Sure, we could pull prank of the century.
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>>91086192
Just some ugly background whore
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>>91086300
They're even the same skin tone. Maybe they're cousins.
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>>91086192
jenny or something like that iirc
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>>91086318
oh cool, what's your plan?
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>>91086192
Marcos twin sister, Maple.
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>>91086279
Mm yeah i think you got it right. Not only that he makes her happy and cares about her; she can always trust Marco. After all that time, like >>91086188 says, their bond really went beyond "just friends". But yeah, all that was because Marco sure did a lot for Star. He sacrificed himself for Star many times.
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>Hey Anon! I need 85 dollars in cash.
>Its for school.
>Oh haha I keep sniffing cause I have a cold
>Can I have the money now?
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>>91086366
>Wow Anon. That... really hurt.
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>>91086514
stop
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>>91086557
He spelt heaven wrong, Star.
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>>91086188

It's also likely a case of Star didn't find Marco cute in a non-platonic sense for a while, but as their deep emotional connectioned developed, her views on his attractiveness changed, and he went from "cute" like the other cute things she lists in that scene to "cute" in the "pls date" sense.

This happens frequently enough in real life (people's attractiveness changing as you get to know them, especially increasing as you get closer/become better friends) that I think it's plausible in the context of Star and Marco.
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Would Star be a good girlfriend? Asking for a friend.
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>>91086514
sure, but I need to call someone
>calling sanatorium

>>91086557
wew
someone saved my poor ps
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>>91086514
You'll need to... you know, EARN them.
So I'll make her do her homeworks and houseworks, do good deeds like helping sick grannies and stuff.
So, when I'll be finished, she'll learn the true value of money and hard work, and won't be to eager to waste them and her health on that shit.
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>>91086279

Adding to that, Star feels really constrained by her duties/responsibilities/mom, so she seems to gravitate towards figures like Oscar who rebel against any/all of those.

Hell, that might be why she's good friends with Janna, who also kinda bucks the system.

But as Star matures/starts to take responsibilities for her actions, her...taste? seems have changed as well (by the end, she's just not into Oscar at all, despite the fact that the dude has the same rebellious characteristics that endeared her earlier).
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>>91086287
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>>91086648
You could also get her to suck your dick
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>>91086660
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WHY DID YOU pour BROKEN GLASS ALL OVER MY ROOM
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>>91086677
Just summon your cloud slave again you whore.
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>>91086629
Ask Tom. If he wants to be her bf again, she must be really good sucking icecream
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>>91086514
>No way Anon! I wasn't selling shoulderjobs for money around here.
>Unless you want me to haha.
>Those are illegal anyway hahahaaaaa!
>Ok! DAMN IT. I'll come clean. You're right! I'm an addict!
>How was I supposed to know you're not supposed to snort powdered sugar?
>I NEED MY FIX! I NEED IT NOWWWWWW!
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>>91086629
Tom desperately wants her back despite only telling Marco about negative experiences with her so she must at least suck one hell of a dick
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>>91086677
WHY DID YOU STAPLE MY HEADBAND TO MY HEAD
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>>91086769
>I'm not the only one with horns
What did he mean by this?

Did she use to hornblast his brimhole? I know demons are into that kinda shit.
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>>91083603
You're the one who is ugly. Janna's fine.
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>>91086677
I like the crunch
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>>91084273
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>MARCO! WHO IS THIS JESUS EVERYONE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT?
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>>91086514
Get a job you mewman scum
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>>91086660
Uhm you're right, scratch that.
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>>91086864
Marco tells Star all about Jesus and the only thing that stuck to Star was the resurrection part and she then proceeds to scour the multiverse for resurrection spells and amasses a horde of zombies instead
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>Hey, anon, have you been working out?
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>>91086629
Yes.
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>>91084233
>Tom Braider
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S3 ends with
Kill your own STARCO
Or
Nuke Boston
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>>91086903
Star is a pervert and a liar
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>>91086966
>Hey Anon, can you stop letting Star flirt with you?
>Its kindaaaa creepy dude.
>Aren't you like, in your mid 20s or something?
>No, I have no idea what the age of consent is on Mewni...Wait, why are you asking that?
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>>91087060
Shut the fuck up Marco you nodded at Jackie for 10 years
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>>91087052
>t. Brittney

Star is pure
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>>91087102
pure lust
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>>91087060
I HAVE DREAMS TOO MARCO. YOU SELFISH FUCK!

ITS NOT LIKE SHE'S LITERALLY A RICH ROYAL BLOODED PRINCESS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE OR ANYTHING.

HAVE FUN SKATEBOARDING.
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>>91085897
Post link plz
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>>91087060
Don't you have a wall to be building, marco?
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>>91086966
>U mirin?
>"Huh?"
>I SAID GURL, YOU MIRIN?
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>>91087275
He doesn't, but I'd send him back just for this attitude. If he can't see what he is missing while he's busy skateboarding, he at least shouldn't ruin it for others.
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>>91082980
dude this gave me epilepsy.
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>>91087402
Needs Star.
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>>91083056
too anime-like. i didnt like it
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>>91083504
Just according to keikaku.
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>>91087402
STAY OUT OF MY TERRITORY, thaaaanks
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>>91087488
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>>91087402
why are the curtains so low
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>>91087530
Look, Star, I don't want to fight you, 'cause you're my friend and everything. But this isn't your territory. Back off.
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>>91083194
>Mewberty purple thingy
>Marco in 'coffin'
IT CONFIRMS THAT STAR WILL FUCK HIM TO DEATH IN HER BUGFORM
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>>91087594
Someone's idea of "artsy"
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>>91087613
The best way to go
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>Hey anon
>pull your cock out
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>>91087667
I thought you said I could cum inside
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>>91087667
Don't do it anon, she'll insert her proboscis in your urethra.
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>>91087275
You crack me up, anon.
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>>91087555
>>91087402
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>>91087695
How else is she supposed to get anon pregnant?
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>>91087695
>tfw Star will never sound your dick with her bug proboscis to extract your seed directly from the source

Why even live
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>>91087793
We should genetically engineer girls who can do that.
For s-science, of course
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>>91087829
No we shouldn't you freak.
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>>91083590

Are we still getting daily satanic trips?
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>>91082746
Which archive site should I use to look at the old threads?
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>>91087865
Can you blame Satan for enjoying a good show?
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>>91087911
I guess not, Osama.
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>>91087845
But how else can I get my own Star? Not "a girl like Star", an actual Star, who can fly me on her wings and do, uh, various things to me with 6 arms
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>>91087947
What does Satan ship?
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>>91087986
The moon of demons made Satan's choice quite clear
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>>91083194

Well shit
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>Hey Anon! Want to smoke some Marijuanas with me?
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>>91088019
What would you parents say, you filthy degenerate?
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>>91088048
>"Pass the joint, sweetheart"
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>a show basically about horny teenagers trying to fuck
How did they get away with this
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>>91088048
How do you its not legal in Mewni? They probably have some dank ass magic weed shit.
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>>91088019
How do you keep finding me? Where is your handler?
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hey guys, i like steven universe, invader zim, and old spongebob. is star vs. up my ally at all or should i ignore it?
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>>91084011
The Disney XD censors are long dead. Gravity Falls killed them all. Now cartoons get away with all kinds of shit, and Star vs. takes the most of it.
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>>91088019
God damn it Star. This is the MENS bathroom! Im trying to take a dump here.
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>>91088151
Yes.
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>>91088156
Hope is like that preppy girl from high school who's a bit of a nerdy freak once you get to know her.
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>>91088088
Having a female creator. The reason we like Star is that they don't push an agenda. They even lampshaded it when Jenna had to admit that her favorite color is pink, even though it contributes to gender stereotypes.
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>>91086654
Star is really an ungrateful spoiled cunt
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>>91087886
desuarchive.org is the only one I know of

>>91087267
http://4chandata.org/co/Star-vs-the-Forces-of-Evil-Mewberty-Pixtopia-Talkback-Thread-a801886

This is the one I found but there are a few others.
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>>91086918
I'd imagine she acts like the japs and crucify her enemies.
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>>91088199
She's an only child with literally no frame of reference for anything. She's been maturing throughout the entire show. Just watch how she's changed since the first season.
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>>91087033
Hans son is the villain kill him or Luke Boston
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>>91088088
>a show basically about horny teenagers trying to fuck
Isn't that every single show with teenager main characters?
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>>91086300

Is there anything to suggest at this point that Jackie is dumb?
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>>91088195
I wish she got a larger role, like Janna did. I'd really like to learn more about her. Sabrina too.
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>>91088019
>punch her in the teeth

XXX STRAIGHT EDGE XXX
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>>91086353
>Jackie x Oscar, Janna x Tom
What a pleb
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>>91088308
She fall asleep at math class. Although to be fair, everyone else was bored too, Except Marco.
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>>91086830
>You have to eat ALL of the nachos, Marco.
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>>91088425

Yeah that's a really weak example.
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>>91086353
>3 heterosexual couples
Silly anon, that isn't allowed anymore.
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>>91088180
why?
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Anon, you are invited to write for Seasons 3 and 4.

You can have one or two secondary characters get Ferguson and Alfonzo'd (i.e. retired), and have one or two background characters to get Janna'd (i.e. promoted to supporting characters) in their place.

Who do you pick?
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>>91088569
This show will make you realize how bad and cheap SU actually is.
t. SUfag.
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>>91088570
Remove Pony Head and Tom (They are boring).
Promote Kelly and Mina Love Berry.
They can be really interesting characters.
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>>91087732
I agree with /pol/, marco had to go back.
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>>91088613
shitting on one show isn't really convincing me to pick up another.
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>>91088677
He's American-born, has a white mother and can't even speak Spanish.
Why would he have to go back?
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>>91088634
>remove Tom
he's already almost non-existent at this point
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>>91088695
Not them, but it's a good show on its own. Doesn't need to be described as better or worse than anything to recommend it.
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>So Anon, you dating anyone? How about that Star girl? She seems to hang around you a lot.

>That's illegal, you know.
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>>91088425
She fall asleep because the night before that Marco've returned from Heckapoo and they have had sex till morning.
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>>91088634
>promoting the most boring characters
Shit taste.
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>>91088780
Marco wasn't sleepy, so your argument is invalid.
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>>91088781
Kelly is a friend of Star, they could really develop how they met and all that. And Mina Loveberry is the greatest warrior on Mewni, and Star's heroine.
What's your opinion? Who would you promote?
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>>91088780
I love how cute and uninjured Sabrina looks here.
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>>91088838
They really show how her sanity slipped into Terry Davis tier insanity
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>>91088776
Uhh no sir... Definitely not! I know that. Though, I did walk her home one time, and she kept trying to hold hands
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>>91088818
>Thinks that Marco will ever be exhausted from sex after Hekapoo's training
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>>91087613
Worth it.
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>>91088570
Retire Oscar and pony head.
Promote Hekapoo and Jackie
Not really into jarco but, Jackie needs some character building.
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>>91088776
Sir, you gotta help me, Star isn't... human, she's some kind of BUG, every night she cocoons me in this weird purple goo and... and she... does things, you know like, things, man
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>>91083590
Venus cheated on her husband Vulcan (Hephaestus) with Mars. If this is true Starco is not endgame and Star's gonna end up with someone who has a limp or disability.
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>>91088946
So starfan13?
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>>91088862
Implying she can won't heal up.
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>>91087110
why make a thread about this
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>>91089006
One day we'll get exiled to /trash/ for this shit
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>>91089006
This looks like someone has real autism.
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>>91089006
There is no barrier to entry for autism tropes.
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>>91089006
>nobody knows how it really originated

LIES!
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>>91082746
>harem boy is going to fucking die
Shit.
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>>91089006
For what purpose
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>>91088911
This actually got me thinking, what happens if an underage person rapes an adult? Is the adult still guilty for having sex with an underage person? And how can they prove that they weren't the one who initiated the act?
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>>91089129
Moon's wand was the best looking tbqh
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>>91089129
Star was so elastic then...
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>>91088896
>Promote Hekapoo and Jackie
But Jackie is already a supporting character, hell, even Hekapoo can be considered one since she already has a bigger role in S2 than, say, Janna had in S1.
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>>91089158
and then it was replaced with something that looks like plastic kids toy
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>>91089158
Star's current wand stands out the most to me. Or some of the former queens' more unusual wand forms like a goblet or umbrella

Star's first wand was the worst though
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>humonsters will never, EVER be able to cast magic
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>>91083056
I like this.... But I have questions.

1. Would season 5 be all about Jarco Star and how she views the world only for the plot twist at the end to be all just in her imagination.

2. Would season 6 have OG Star as the main character or Jarco Star?
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>>91089220
So star doesn't tard out and break it.
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>>91087033
What is this Fallout 4?
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Guys, please help. Is there more of this comic?
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>>91088839
>Sabrina
good taste anon
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>>91088839
>>91089467
>canonically has zero ass
Shit taste
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>>91089467
She is literally never coming back and there is nothing you can do about but cry.
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>>91083056

pls no, that's too much suffering
>>
What kind of really depressing ending do you think they could do? I don't want a happy ending, I want to end on feels.
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>>91082822
>>91082863
>>91087613
But seriously, could the madwoman actually make Star rape Marco or attempt to?
>"No"
But listen, maybe they could do it in a subtle way that could be interpreted as something else by kids/naive viewers, like simple physical violence in bug form as Marco sheds a single tear, closes his eyes and begs her to stop.
spoiler]Maybe as a result of Toffee brainwashing an heartbroken, dark magic addict Star into believing that since she'll never have Marco, she should take him with the force one time.
While Jackie watches whit burning rage, trapped and gagged by purple hearts, getting cucked as an injust "punishment" for Star's suffering.
And finally, when Star would come back to her senses, she'd realize that now she's even lost her best friend, and therefore everything. So she'd fly away, dead inside and terrified by her actions.
Then we'd get a timeskip of a few years where a little kid is shown living in a shitty shack with Star. Then the kid gets depressed ranting about his uncaring stupid dad that abandoned him when he was small. Then Star slaps him, right before feeling even more horrible than she already did for punishing her son because of a lie she told him.

I did get carried away by the edges.
It's still not happening, yes.

Besides, it's kind of funny to think about overly dramatic stuff like this, but if it really happened (even without the whole child/crying/jackie bullshit, in an actual subtle way) I don't even think I'd want to keep watching this show. This kind of thing often happens with edgy theories: you have fun making them but then when shit gets real you realize it's just overdoing it.
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>>91089467
I like her pits.

Star's are better though
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>>91089220
She needed something smaller that could fit inside her.
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>>91089631
The fuck are you on about, anon?
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>>91089505
>>91089523
Cruel
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>>91089505
That's Chantelle
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>>91089691
>it's gets slightly bigger in season 2
What did they mean by this?
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>>91089581
Yeah a dramatic ending would be cool.
>They beat Toffe throwing him down a pit, but he grabs Moon on the last moment and they both die.
>Star is forced to rule Mewni with Tom, or else Mewni would be too weak of a kingdom.
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>>91082746
Marco is gonna be the death of Marco? O.o
And since when does he use the female pronoun
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>>91089716
They're all interchangeable; don't lie to yourself.
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>>91089704
nothing in particular, but if this is any help, I drank but it was just a little.
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>>91089368
It would be a of split og star living in mewni showing the effects of the first seasons and then depressing earth life with Jarco star
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>>91089581
A gay His Dark Materials ending or some shit
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ITS 3:30
ITS STAR TIME BITCHES
DISNEY CHANNEL RIGHT NOW
todays episode: Mathmagic/The Bounce Lounge
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>>91089523
>>91089779
Please don't bully best girl
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>>91086089
>spent 10 years nodding at a girl as his only form of interaction
>any other interaction he has is from Janna, who abuses his kind nature and he actually hates her.

Yea sure Anon. DYEWTS?
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>>91089974
>implying that any girl in Echo Creek other than Jackie has a body like that
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>>91089886
How did that end? I read those books years ago and I remember almost nothing.
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>>91085413
Awww poor heartbroken looser, don't worry sooner or later you'll feel better about yourself
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OTHER STARS
BEST STARS
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>>91090065
How would SJWs ruin star? Force lesbian relationship? Not starco because they hate hetero relationships.
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>>91085413
Uhhh Anon? I think you're projecting a little. Star hasn't shown any of those traits. Sounds like personal experience.
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>>91089974
We don't need to bully her, she just get hurt every episode.
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>>91086063
You sitting on being makes you a bigger beta spic then Marco could ever be
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>>91090144
Why is it always the brunettes who get bullied?
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>>91090048
Star helped her up with some magic and now regrets it.
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>>91089631
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>>91090070
>opening a portal creates a creature that eats souls
>Dust — the life force of the universe (or some shit) — also exits betwen the cracks that exist between the portals connecting worlds and disappears into nothingness and cannot be recovered
>one open portal will end the universe eventually
>the two MCs can't be together anymore
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>>91090111
Making Janna a lesbian
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>>91089939
>Mathmagic/The Bounce Lounge
Pass
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>>91089939
Meh tier episodes not worthy of a 2nd watch.
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>>91089880
How would season 5 and season 6 end then?
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>>91090356
with end credits
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>>91090356
Death and despair.
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>>91090356
og star gives the wand to jarco star the wand or star has a child then jarco star and og stars child go on sick ass adventures
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>>91087986
Wongco & the Jarem
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>>91090048
It's really sad that even Ponyhead here looks more womanly than Star, Janna and Starfan13 put together.
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>>91090048
>Starfan13 is taller than Star
What the FUCK
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>>91090539
>Tomstar shipper and Starco shipper
It will never work out
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>>91090557
It's more sad that you think a flying pony head is more womanly than the others
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>>91090587
Star has manlet blood and Janna is part Asian
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>>91090626
Because she's not. She's literally a horse.
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>>91090587
Daron Nefcy is a tall girl for you
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>>91090664
She is a woman horse. A mare. And just you look at this bedroom eyes of her...
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>>91090587
>>91090656
It's more like StarFan is abnormally high, the others are fine.
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>>91090679
How tall is she? I'm under the impression that Rebecca Sugar is pretty tall, too, and I know Lauren Faust is 5'11".

Is that the secret to being a successful female cartoon creator? Height?
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>>91090679
>literally looks like a high school teacher
>severed unicorn head in background
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>>91090703
Get your MLP fetish shit out of this thread
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>>91090679
She is kind of flat
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>>91089974
Oh no... I've been browsing the booru and I think I found my new favourite crackship.
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>>91090048
Jackie's body looks legitimately messed up here to me. It looks like her spine is curved forward or something.
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>>91088570
Make Justin a romantic rival to Marco. then go full Legend of Korra with a surprise homo ending.
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>>91090851
No dont start
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>>91090851
That crying Jackie in the background always gets me
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>>91090851
please no
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>>91090851
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>>91090841
Actually, Sabrina is the best choice for Marco. She is not a rapebug, neither a mermaid with extending ovaries or child molesting fire demoness.
Just a normal, down-to-earth pretty human girl who needs care and protection in her life.
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>>91090921
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>>91090927
by that logic, Marco's mom, Starfan13, Brittney, and any other """"normal"""" girl is the best choice for marco.
Too bad his lover is already set in stone
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>>91090927
Finally, someone gets it!
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>>91090746
it's a mask
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>>91090963
Yes let's.
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>>91090986
Nefcy killed a unicorn, cut its head off, and uses it as a mask?!
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>>91090986
>>91091012

Tell me about Daron! Why does she wear a mask?
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>>91090849
>spine is curved forward
you won't believe, Anon...
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>>91090480
>Jarco Star accidentally causes her school to go on fire.
>Grounded immediately afterwards
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>>91086353
Jackie x Tom and Star x Marco is more likely because of the whole exes together and fire and water symbolism etc.

Janna is too weird and creepy to be dateable and not really that important, so she'll either be alone or will be suddenly paired up with an oc that shows up in one ep like Alfonzo
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>>91090738
I don't know, but she is taller than almost all womans she gets pictured with. And it seems that Daron always trying to bend her knees, like she is shy of her height.
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>>91086300
Jackie isn't "dumb as fuck", she's just laid back. She's interested in history and stuff, and probably does a lot better in school than Star. She also has quick reflexes to situations, like the battle against Ludo.
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>>91091053
>shy of her height
It's because tall women are the manlets of women
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>>91091026
>Why does she wear a mask?
Because nobody cared who she was, until she put on the mask.
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>>91090851
keep that half-Hispanic-homo away from Justin. Justin is pure.
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>>91090587
She's a bean pole
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Is this show good? It looks cute and I like female protagonists but all you fucks talk about is shipping.
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>>91090849
>It looks like her spine is curved forward or something.
Those are tits, Star
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>>91090851
Anon we all know that if svtfoe pulls a Korra ending, it'll be Tom and Marco taking a vacation, just the two of them, and holding hands as they get into Tom's carriage
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>>91091073
careful with that image lad.
>>91091139
yes the show is good.
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>>91085413
I agree
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>>91091121
Justin is a slut
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>>91091139
Yes, the show is good
Yes, Star and Marco are extremely cute
No, shipping drama is not the focus of the show
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>>91091183
No wonder you're a forever virgin
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>>91091188
he's just too innocent and naive to know that he's triggering everyone's homo-lust.
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>Daron and Nefcy liked this picture on Twitter
What did they mean by this,
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>>91091139
The show is good and has amazing lore, but I bet my ass you're going to start talking about shipping too once you watch it. We talk about shipping not because we're all dumb fucks here, it's because the show actually knows how to write characters and relationships between them well, and makes you care about them and want to talk about them, instead of just shoving uninteresting drama in your face.
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>>91091139
Watch the show and that's all you'll want to talk about to.
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>>91091260
prof?
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>>91091260
thats the next show theyre gonna do about a kid who travels the universe and it will have a cameo of Star vs in it.
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>>91091260
>Daron and Nefcy
Why is this meme still around?
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>>91091260
That's a pretty good character design.
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>>91091260
they also printed out an put all kinds of conflicting shipping fanart on their wall. it's not a nod or a misdirect, they just like the art.
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>>91091294
It's in spanish but you get the idea
>>91091317
Fuck I mean Nefcy and Adam
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>>91091260
Why does Marco and Jackie's child have blue eyes?
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>>91091360
starco?
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>>91091367
Even makes his kid wear a star on his clothes, Marco just can't get over Jackie.
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>>91091053
>shy of her height
That's cute, poor Daron.
>>91091260
>that star
>that mole
NACHO BUTTERFLY, STARCO IS 98,7% CANON
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>>91091367
Jackie turned out to be a hiding male samurai
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>>91091404
Shit I meant can't get over Star oh no it's to late.
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>>91091311
>>91091433
Dubs confirm
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>>91091260

Now post Marco and Jackie's daughter
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>>91091139
The show is fun and cute. But you will inevitably start rooting for Starco.
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>>91091433
>and now it's...
>too little too late
>woooohooo

also dubs
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>>91091260
Nothing really, they have all kinds of fanart printed out and pinned around the walls of their offices.
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Would you a real Star?
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>>91091472
Because it's the one true ship, the other ships try to be edgy by not following the true ship.
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>>91091360
looks like a more twink version of Dipper
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>>91091472
Not inevitably, but still most likely.
It happened to 90% of the fanbase.

>>91091489
Who is this?
Also, yes.

>>91091360
Someone asked Nefcy if she liked their fanart, so she liked their fanart. That's it.
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>>91091489
>3DPD
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>>91091367
star has blue eyes
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>>91091489
>not putting that fin in the bin
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>>91091543
No it is truly inevitable. Those who do not follow Starco chose willingly to stray from the light and so are damned.
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>>91091489
no
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>>91091489
I wouldn't cheat on cartoon Star. So no.
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>>91091163
The only curve Janna knows is his penis.
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>>91091543
Some pic from the web. I can't track down her social media but I sure would love to.

>>91091588
>I wouldn't cheat on cartoon Star. So no.

wow
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>>91091593
There is no greater insult to your waifu than lusting after 3D whores pretending to be her.
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>>91091593
>I can't track down her social media but I sure would love to.

Sure anon, that'll get the 3d pig to love you, I'm sure.
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>>91091489
YES FUCKING YES

TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND MORE RIGHT NOW
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>>91091642
>>91091655
At least a "3d pig" can actually exist and even talk to you back
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>>91091489
Somebody photoshop heart cheeks and horned hairband on her please
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>>91091686
Yeah, its a posibility, but the probability is 0. So there is really no reason.
2D Star would never cheat on you, she would never hurt you. You can't even compare her to real girls.
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>>91091686
>Star doesn't talk to you
How embarrassing
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>>91091686
I bet you're a wagecuck too
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>>91091686
You'll never meet her though, she's exactly as imaginary to you as a cartoon character. You've chosen an uglier version of Star purely to sate your delusion of being able to actually meet her. In a way, you are far more pathetic and deluded than cartoon fetishists.
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>>91091655
I haven't mentioned anything about making her love me. Judging by her looks she lives in different country far away so I don't even have to say I would have no chance with her. Although having more pics would be more than welcome.

>>91091682
Sorry mate, I don't know.

>>91091686
This
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>>91091766
>>91091772
APOLOGIZE
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>>91091776
This: >>91091772
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>that feeling when someone who works on the show answers your question
>from 3 different cast members
Feels fucking good. Are all shows this accessible with their fans or just SVTFOE?
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>>91091720
Sorry, anon, but Star talking to you is not her loving you, it's just your schizophrenia.

>>91091718
>>91091772
You realize she is not the only girl on the planet, right? I'll never meet this particular girl, but I can meet another. Star, however, I'll definitely never meet, on the account of her not existing in the first place.

>>91091766
A what?
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>>91091776
>my imaginary girlfriend is based on a real person that I've never met, obviously that makes her superior to imaginary girlfriends that are based on fictional characters
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>>91091829
You know that's actually as much true as >>91091686

but right now I don't care about either. I would just like to have more pics of a real girl that looks a lot like Star.
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>>91091827
>I can meet another
Yeah, in your dreams. You are on 4chan, dude. Accept your fate.
>>91091829
This made me laugh. Great.
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>>91084685

Marco > Dipper > Wander > Lincoln > Steven > Finn

This is the objective ranking

inb4 arbitrary double standards used to argue why Dipper shouldn't be there
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>>91091825
SVTFOE is pretty exceptional like that.
Adam, Nefcy, Volpe, etc.
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>>91091870
Me on the left.

And I agree with your ranking.
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>>91091829
This. People seem to have forgotten that this is a taiwanese basket-weaving forum
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>>91091870

Actually scratch that just remove Finn from the list, I haven't watched enough AT past a point to make proper judgment.

Aside from Finn ranking, NOW it's objectively solid.
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>>91091825
What did you ask and what did they say?
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>>91091827
>actually wanting to be with a 3D pig
Don't mind me I'm just cozy with my perfect 2D wife who will never betray me and loves me unconditionally. Have fun chasing your delusions.
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>>91091870
>Finn below Steven
>Lincoln above Finn
You were so close, anon.
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>>91084685
>Dipper
>Marco
>Lincoln
>Finn
>Wander
>
>
>
>Steven
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>>91091881
>>91091901
I'll share when I get home. I'm still at work :(
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>>91091829
Normalfags, when will they learn
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>>91091867
>You are on 4chan, dude. Accept your fate.
Yeah... No. I don't spend here all week, and I actually go outside a lot and interact with people. And it feels great.
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>Anon, how could you say that!? I thought you loved me?
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>>91092033
All I said was Jackie's blowjobs were better
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>>91091489
Would I what?
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>>91092024
Maybe you do, but that's not the point.

it's just that nobody cares
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>>91092056
Hold hands with her.
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>>91092033
haha what a whore
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>>91092051
They are also hotter and dirtier. Star can't compete yet
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>>91088379

Post "Jackie Theory 1"
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>>91092138
havent seen this one before
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>>91092148
There isn't one. There used to be, but I deleted it. It was the same shit, but with more shitposting and less coherent.
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>>91092138
>Star
>cucking anyone
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>>91091929
Dont let us Distract you Workanon, Keep doing your best, we are cheering for you
And remember, do it for her
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>>91092191
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>>91091825
Steven crewniverse used to communicate with the fans a lot, but it turned out to be a horrible mistake, and a lot of the creators have grown a lot more distant since. One dude even pretended their nephew or whatever hacked their twitter account and then suspended the account for months in order to have an excuse for not communicating with the fans.

SVTFOE isn't popular or sjw baity enough to have a large and volatile fandom like that (yet) so the creators still feel safe enough to interact this freely with the fans. If enough people would start to bombard them with I DEMAND YOU OFFICIALLY CONDEMN MY NOTP AND EVERYONE SHIPPING IT BECAUSE IT'S PROBLEMATIC HOW CAN YOU SUPPORT THIS THINK OF THE SURVIVORS type messages, they'd grow more reserved.
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>>91092138
>>91092181
>people unironically thought "Just Friends" was going to be a Starco episode
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Which one of you fuckers was this
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>>91091472
Not inevitably. I didn't.
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>>91092191
Wouldn't it be "Marco Butterfly"? I believe the marriages are matrilinear in the Butterfly family, that's why the king is called "River Butterfly".
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>>91092226
It was me
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>>91092226
Caught me ;)
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>>91092226
Well, you got me caught. Wanna know the next step of my masterplan?
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>>91092246
Yep. It is a Matriarchy, as stated in the official book.
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>>91092148
It was probably the same pic, but an earlier version with less stuff.

If you want to see the origins of the Jackie's a mermaid hiatus autism in the form of shitposting, here you are
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>>91092270
Sure, big guy.
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>>91092222
Holy Quads. Also do you have any examples of the su crew having a bad expericne with a fan?
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>>91089467
Hot damn, that's a great Sabrina pic anon.
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>According to Star and Marco's Guide to Mastering Every Dimension, Queen Butterfly took a pole dancing class at one point in her life.

What the fuck, I need to see this.
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>>91092246
Maybe, but it's not like Star will ever have to worry about that.
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>>91092299
My mom does this right now and she's like 47, I don't see the big deal.
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>>91092226
>Between Friends
What the fuck are you people doing
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>>91092277
Yeah, that was it, the original Jackie theory file.
Also, nice double dubs.
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>>91092253
>>91092262
>>91092270
Was getting caught part of your plan?
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>>91092246
No, the throne is inherited matrilinearly, which means it's the female heirs who take precedence, it's the queen who rules, and since they're the more important royal dynasty, naturally the spouses who marry into the family take the family name, instead of the family name dying when the women change names.

It's not just marriages that are matrilinear, it's everything to do with the royal family and the throne
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>>91092285
You REALLY don't want to know.
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>>91089467
i wanna cum in her armpit
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>>91092325
Where is this screenshot from?
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>>91092347
I really do anon, screenshots or stories will do
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I hate being alive.
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>>91088946
It's more like proof that Star cucked Tom with Marco at the Bloodmoon Ball.
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>>91092406
Holy hell anon I feel your pain
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>>91092406
why was the comic $10
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>>91092437
4 issues.
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>>91092434
>Star's only doing it so she can lick Marco's cum out of Jackie's mouth
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>>91092406
I don't know why it takes so long to get here. I deliberately chose a merchant that shipped from as close as possible. I ordered it in the middle of the week last week yet it didn't ship out til today. It only has to travel about 80 miles to get here too.
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>>91092406
That reminds me, I need to buy the comic collection. Thanks anon
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>>91092434
>#CuckMarco
Implying their not just kissing to get Marco excited for the coming threesome.
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>>91092406
>Shipped
With whom?
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>>91092285
Some fans tried to frame Ian J-Q, Sugar's husband (?) and SU co-producer or whatever, as a pedophile because he tried to say that bullying people for drawing "problematic" fanart (under 18 yo characters in romantic situations) is bad and people should be allowed to draw and ship whatever they want. (it's related to the Zamii clusterfuck).

Lauren Zuke, who since had a meltdown and quit apparently because Sugar didn't let her make her otp canon among other reasons, -apparently- also got hounded on pretty much every media account she had including MMORPGs or such. Like imagine just trying to level up at WOW and people are spamming shipping questions at you through the chat and getting pissy when you don't answer.

That's just hearsay though, and there's probably other stuff too, but the thing is that the crewniverse was very, very communicative and open and "real" at first, which the (surprisingly big, and surprisingly intense and opinionated) fanbase took to mean that they have a duty to answer everything, and they grew demanding and started to think the crewniverse owed them answers.

This combined with tumblr's current tendency to demand that anything they dislike be BANNED because [made-up reason for why thing x is super problematic / ableist / racist / normalizes abuse], and SU in general drawing the crazies to it like moths to a flame because it's popular and has a progressive reputation led to a pretty huge shitfest where in my understanding a lot of people were getting upset at the creators for not officially supporting their OTP, or condemning their NOTP, or whatever, and tried to rope them into fandom drama.

Fans be crazy, man. Shippers even more so. Shipper fans who are also sjw's; watch out.
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Anonymous guide to shippers

[ACCEPTABLE]
>Starcofags
+: Appreciate fine detail on a level other shippers just don't, the most productive by number and quality
~: Make a majority of the fandom
-: Annoying self inserters that can't move on with their lives, likely falseflag as Jarcofags, popularity also means irritating people in swarms

>Jarcofags
+: Just want what they think's best for Marco, most of the ones to actually like Jackie as a character
-: Most boring, probably falseflag as Starcofags, likely enjoy cuckposting way too much

>Mannafags
+: Whatever numbers this ship had began dying gradually after Sleepover
~It used to be second most popular ship here and for good reason
-: Too dead for negatives, unless you count that

>Marcapoofags
Pretty much normal.
Though probably likes /ss/ and sexual undertone way too much. Or is simply a Hekapoo fanatic.

[BORDERING]

>Tomcofags
+: Second most popular ship by proxy gives it really nice stuff to look at
~: Average deluded teenage fujoshi, had zero canon basis other than to be a fujoshi before Friendenemies and that was their only real bromantic episode together
-: Degenerate contrarian fujoshi that frequents Tumblr

>Ostarfags
Have reached a cosmologically impossible level of existence but hide this by never posting

[PHILISTINES]

>Haremfags
Polyfags for the insecure or weeaboos that respectively can't handle another guy in the relationship or just want a harem ending for essentially no more of an intelligent basis than for the sake of having one.

>Polyfags
Deluded liberals that constantly feel the need to push a message using characters that would make awful chemistry for it. Likely to also excuse their poor reasoning with "muh pain/drama aversion".

>Janstarfags
+: Spatilize. That's it.
-: Tasteless contrarian yurifags.

[END YOURSELF]

>Moonfeefags
+: That one Korean who draws them too well to the point where you could almost excuse its existence
-: I've got a character limit here.

>Basically everything else
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>>91092430
The worst part is that I bought the collection at day one, and I even had the guide preordered.
Living in another continent definitely has its downsides.
>>91092437
this >>91092460
it's all the nubmbers that came out yet. And maybe there won't be others if they don't sell more.
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>>91092560
Nothing beats the clasics
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>>91088946
Also worth noting that Hephaestus tolerated the affair.
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>>91092488
You're not being funny or original, phoneposter. But enjoy your plot device ship while you can. You won't be laughing later.
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>>91092222
Nefcy runs a tight ship with the crew, and she spent a long time in the weird parts of the internet before getting this job. She's not going to let autists on the internet bother her or influence the show.
The crew in general is pretty based, as far as California lefties can be. Their fanart walls have SFW stuff from popular lewd artists like Area, and they're fucking memers with shit like Tom Pepes and drawing Eclipsa krumping. Adam is confirmed /ourguy/.

A lot of them are engaged with the fandom but don't insert themselves into fanbase drama beyond the safest topics like Adam supporting Starco. As long as they keep doing that and don't attract any hyper-autists I doubt there'll be any problems.
>>
>>91092590

The one before that was funnier
>>
>>91092590
>Janna + Jackie = Jackie
did Janna just got absorbed without trace?
>>
>>91092641
Jankie sounds funny
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>Things that can be said about Starco but not Jarco.
>>
>>91092674

IT'S CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!
>>
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>Hey Anon! You wanna hang out with me tonight? It'll just be the two of us. I've got a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bunch of campy kung fu movies. Takeout? Your choice.
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>>91092674
CUTE AND PERFECT!
>>
>>91092500
Wow, at least in my case it's like 5000 miles. If these are the right miles I mean, I'm not that sure.
>>91092538
The cheapest, because I am poor, so I kind of deserve it I know.
Still, it's like two months of wait
>>
>>91092674
CUTE AND PERFLAT
>>
>>91092697
Never underestimate the inefficiency of the US Postal System
>>
what if star kept texting you late at night and kept reminding you how lonely and cold she is?
>>
>>91092683
Nah
>>
>>91092674
CUTE AND PERFECT
>>
>>91092674
did anyone mention: ITS CUTE AND PERFECT
>>
>>91092699
d-delet this
>>
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>>91092641
I use Janckie as a name for this ship

>>91092590
How old is this? It's missing a few, also I've never seen Meah or Jope (aside from the very drawing used in the pic)
>>
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>>91092683
Minors shouldn't drink alcohol, Star.
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>>91092683
>Hey Anon! Were you sleeping? I was just looking for that pen you borrowed from me last week! Haaaaa. Definitely wasn't watching you sleep or anything. Well! See you later! If you find the pen can you give it to me tommorow haha ok bye now!
>>
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>>91092555
>>91092277
>>91092222

Ok what's going on and why am I getting all these digits? Every post so far in this thread, how?
I bet this post will break the spell though. I'm making a wish just in case it doesn't. Give me a sign
>>
>>91092560
>Ostarfags
Do these even exist? I've never seen a single one. Hell, stuff like Britco has more signs of existing than this ship.
>>
>>91092683
Jesus, Star you have to stop this. I've tried ignoring you, telling you I'm not interested and treating you like dirt, but you just don't get the message. I am not interested. You're 15 and I'm 25, it's just not going to happen. Listen, I like you but I'm begging you to leave me alone.

Where the hell did you get that bottle of Jack anyway, did you steal it from the Diaz'?
>>
>>91092805
well, fuck, I ruined it by talking about it
Still gonna hold on to my wish tho
>>
>>91092814
Thats because Oskar is too pure and innocent for Star.
>>
>>91092717
what if star had really bad gas and the room smelled of cinnamon sticks
>>
>>91092674
It's not just a plot device
>>
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>>91092850
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>91092590
Janney (Janna/Brittney) Void God reporting in
>>
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>>91090625
Original artist here, Cool to see my art was posted here!
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>>91092805
>>91092830
kek doesn't appreciate getting off-topic
>>
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>>91092712
My country's is just as disappointing, so I expect my orders to arrive even later than this pic suggests.
>>
>>91092864
oh haha that's pathetic
>>
>>91092674
It isn't cannon.
>>
Starco fags are deluded to think anyone would false flag them
>>
>>91092277
>her actual hair color is blue
>was confirmed in the book

ohh damn
>>
>>91092850
Will we ever see Star and Marco kiss onscreen? Jarco made out like 3 times on screen, I don't think Starco will beat that number.
>>
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>>91092774
I wouldn't mind if Star was watching me sleep.
>>
>>91092889
I've false flagged as Starcuck in many occasions anon.
>>
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>>91092590
So, about the ones that are missing, here is one.
>>
>>91092877
>later than this pic suggests.
I meant the amazon screencap, not the cute Star.
>>
>>91092941
How often does jarco get false flagged?
>>
>>91090111
Transmarco
>>
>>91092889
>>91092941
I'm a starcofag but I love starcuckposting. I just get a kick out of it.
>>
>>91092560
AND STACKIE?! WHAT ABOUT STACKIE ANON?!?
>>
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>>91092224
To be fair the preview and episode description heavily implied that.
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>>91092875
Do you think Star gets embarrassed when she sweats alot around Marco?
Another thing I'm wondering is what do you think her armpits smell like haha i'm just curious for laughs I would like to smell them haha
>>
>>91092877
Are you also living in a shitty third world country like I do? Cause damn the suffering is real.
>>
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>>91092878
>>
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>>91092946
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>>91092138
That background character looks 20-something.
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>>91092560
>Not shipping Fanco13
disdain_for_plebs.jpg
>>
>>91092712
>>91092877
>>91093062
NON AMERICANS GET OUT
>>
>>91093071
But anon, there aren't any tomstar shippers, you can just keep it.
>>
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>>91092674
they love each other
>>
>>91093051
>>
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>>91092683
>tfw Star drinks harder shit than you
>>
>>91093018
Not even tumblr yurifags care about that.
>>
>>91093118
Why is baby to painfully cute even though she is a dangerous probably eternally hungry monster cat?
>>
>>91093043
After "smooch buddies" I don't see how anyone can let themselves get tricked so easily
>>
>>91092181
>>91092138
Aww that sweet time of yore, when starcofags still held on to hope the scene would play out like this and "Just Friends" would actually end with Marco ending things with Jackie

I can smell the hope in these pics, it's weird looking at them now
>>
>>91092774
Don't tell me I snore.
>>
>>91093071
surely there is nothing pathetic or disgusting in drawing your self-insert being impregnated by spoiled "demon" child

also I suggest you try whitening your teeht instead of dying your hair, you'll get more attention

excuse me while I thorw up
>>
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>>91093089
Speculation time: If /co/ had flags, which countries would be the worst posters on /sveg/?
>>
>>91093145
She's a small, magical cat with big anime eyes. It's not rocket science, anon.
>>
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>>91093051
She likes to air them out and show off her shoulders.
This is canon.
>>
>MARCO! HEY MARCO! YOU WANNA GO BOWING?
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>>91093178
Mewmans without a doubt
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>>91093081
To be fair, how would he know she is 14? She has the curves of an adult.
>>
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>>91093178
Mexicans, or it'd be a tie between some latino countries
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>>91093178
Australians and Canadians of course.
>>
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>>91093225
The answer is obvious
>>
>>91093175
such aggression!
>>
>>91093225
Star Avarius and Star Lynn Mewmas are patrician choices
>>
>>91093225
Ludo, with Gustav a close second
>>
>>91093240
Spotted the Australian/Brazilian shitposter. You're literally the worst on /sp/
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>>91093178
Canadians
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>>91093178
Even though we've had some pretty bad /lat/ shitposting, the answer is always the Eternal Leaf
>>
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>>91093062
Actually no, we're in the G7.
I'm sorry for you pal, maybe I was too quick on REEEing about my postal services, there's probably worse.
>>91093089
wow RUDE
>>
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>>91093225
Post the full pic, I know I've seen more of it.
Out of these 6 however, Brittney!Star. I legit want to see Star as a cheerleader in canon, maybe she wants to support Marco before a karate match or something.

>>91093240
I demand context.
>>
>>91093292
Holy shit some of those are gold
>>
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rate my fanart
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>>91093178
Leafs and Australians are pretty shit
>>
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>>91093161
>That "Hey there, I only JUST got done leaving lipstick marks all over your boyfriend's dick" face.
>>
>>91093284
Your radar is total kaput, m8. Wrong continent(s) and also completely wrong board, never posted on /sp/, never will

I'm guessing you were one of the spanishposters, still salty that people didn't find the spam funny?
>>
>>91092246
Star doesn't want to be Queen
>>
>>91093330
needs work/10
>>
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ENDGAME SHIP INCOMING
>>
>>91093195
>She likes to air them out and show off her shoulders
How long have the shoulderposting meme been around?!
>>
>>91093367
>kaput
You're an inidian then. That's fucking worse.
>>
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>>91093195
WHY IS STAR SUCH A LEWD GIRL. DEAR LORD!
>>
>>91093225
Feminist Star
>>
>>91093128
I drink twice-distilled cider, it's around 54 vol. or something. Good shit.
>>
>>91093161
I personally thought before the season started that Jarco would spend more time together than only two episodes and that Just Friends would be their break-up episode.
>>
>>91093367
Poo in loo pajeet
>>
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>>91093336
>lipstick marks
This is the BEST fetish
>>
>>91093178
Albania
>>
>>91093439
Who the fuck even uses the word "kaput"?
>>
Why is /int/ here once again?
>>
>>91093367
POO IN LOO
>>
>>91093422
I wonder how well Nachos handled living in Hekapoo's dimension without Marco. Wonder if she's dead yet.
>>
>>91093480
I think it's Russian
>>
>>91093422
Why couldn't Marco take her to Earth? I'm sure that Star would have been a good stepmom to her.
>>
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>>91093473
Also reminder that Starfan13 is the most underrated girl
>>
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>>91093473
HOLY FUCK I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS
MOAR???
>>
>>91093367
>kaput
Austrian, Belgian or Indian
>>
>>91093480
It's from Yiddish via German, apparently.
>>
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>>91093319
>I demand context.
while on wait for the s2 finale, Star threads were suddently invaded by a bunch of Spanish-speaking posters (or a really active single poster). that's all there is to it
>>
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>>91093195
>YWN trail kisses up her wand wielding arms to her sweaty exposed shoulders on the dance floor
>Time will never seem to stop as she looks at you with a hungry gaze you've never seen before
>SWN invite you back to her room to play board games you sick fuck what is wrong with you.
>>
>>91093522
It's German and it means 'death', 'the end'.
>>
>>91093319
>context
some anons started to flood the threads with Spanish-language shitposting. It took the mods a while but eventually they did react, deleting posts and dealing bans, and pretty swiftly nipped all following attempts at Spanish spam in the bud, too.

However it clearly demonstrated what could happen without tight mod control. Thus, since it's South American anons who've actually attempted to spam the threads to shit for hues, they're my nomination for hypothetically most cancerous.
>>
>>91093292
FUCKING KEK'd at sweden
>>
>It's been a month since the S2 finale
>>
>>91093574
Hues are not human
>>
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>>91093473
>>
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>>91093225
none of the above
>>
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>>91093565
Why live?
>>
>>91093567
I've heard it in a lot of Soviet anti German propaganda, so I guess it's ironic.
>>
>>91093473
>>91093534
Is there a place where all the works of this artists are collected? I fucking love their style, but they're a ninja who doesn't seem to exist anywhere.
>>
>>91093439
>>91093467
>>91093501
wrong, but apparently there's a meme I've missed, interesting

>>91093537
none

>>91093480
No-one any more, that's why it was supposed to be funny. It was in use around the cold war era or something I think,
my dad used it jokingly when I was a kid. I'm really interested by the Indian connection in people's minds though, didn't expect that at all
>>
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>>91093502
The same as jurassic bark.
>>
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>>91093536
There's at least one more with Marco tied up looking satisfied with kisses all over him, but I don't have it saved and people don't tag shit on the booru.
>>
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>>91093695
STOP
>>
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can someone please post the picture of marco talking to star but he has to crouch bc she is short and she gets upset?
>>
Show me your favorite Star Butterfly fanart/screencap
>>
>>91093536
newfag
>>
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>>91093739
"Sorry anon, I can't hear you. Can you raise your voice up?"
>>
>>91093661
http://dict.tu-chemnitz.de/dings.cgi?service=deen&opterrors=0&optpro=0&query=kaput&iservice=
No, it's not.
>>
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>Hey Anon. Wanna kiss my shoulders? I always see you staring at them. What's the big deal, its not like its sexual or anything right? Now plant those lips right here, nice and sloooowwww.
>>
>>91093765
>>
>>91093480
I use it sometimes. It isn't commonly used here (New Zealand) though I probably picked it up from my German partner (German kaputt = English broken).
>>
>>91093809
thumbnail always makes me think of Nyoro~n
>>
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>>91093789
oh cute! i like it! But it was the SVTFOE version of this
>>
>>91093795
Explain. I'm not saying Germans are using it ironically, obviously Soviets used it ironically even telling about killing Germans.
>>
>>91093480
It's german as far as I know. But I'm spanish and I use it.
>>
>>91093480
Golly mister, why post that tomfoolery? You fixing to hijjnk this forum?
>>
Is Marco a boylet?
>>
>>91093883
It's literally German for 'broken'.
>>
>>91093765
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