Secret Origin of the YASS QUEEN!

>>90980667
Fuck you. Fuck off. Get fucked. Go fuck yourself.

I don't get what you're tryin' say here. Is it that you're a faggot? is that it?

>>90980667
FINALLY. NO MORE PATRIARCH FIGURE GIVING HER POWERS!

Fuck!

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>>90980667
Mar-Vell has always been left out of short summaries of Carol's origin, anon.

Here's the rest of the preview.

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>>90980894

>>90980667
Hello, Rogue?
There are powers in dire need of being stolen.

>>90980667
>Carol liking Cosmos and Carl Sagan

SHE'S A FUCKING NEO CON!! YOU FUCKS!!

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>>90980919

>>90980894
oh please, like they are ever going to admit captains before carol. (except ewing)

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>>90980947

>>90980945
Spencer please, she's always been a giant sci-fi nerd.

>>90980894
I don't hate this character, but I hate this panel.

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>>90980974
Crain's Venomized variant.

>>90980960
Mar-Vell's legacy was a big part of the one arc Butters & Fazekas got to write.

>>90980919
watching the decline of sales and the eventual relaunch of marvel's flagship female is amusing.

>>90980926
Finish the job...

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>>90981000
Lopez variant.

>>90981000
>Mar-Vell's legacy was a big part of the one arc Butters & Fazekas got to write.
it was a pretty good arc and make carol intersting til civil shit show.

>>90981007
Second issue 23k.

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>>90981027
Oh, and the regular cover.

>>90980667
Will Marvel stop romanticizing Hala?

They were a imperialistic expansionist empire of xenophobes

>>90981105
but that's why carol loves them!

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>>90981105
Sounds great.

>>90981105

where's the revisionist take of Kree as evil and Skrulls as lesser evil

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>>90980894
>THAT I AM...
>I AM...
AIPT!

>>90980919

>retcon shit
>call her 'Mighty'
>shitty creative team

yeah I'm really going to need a bingo card for Marvel because this shit is ticking off boxes.

>>90981027
That is a aggressively ugly face

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>>90980894
I actually like this little monologue but I have no idea who or what those kids are supposed to be

>>90981200

she doesn't conform to your stereotypical version of 'beauty', anon.
Check your priviledge

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>>90981250

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mid-week Carolthread bump.

>>90981269
Wax the poo in the loo's eyebrow and she's cute.

>>90981269
Me on the left.

Look, as long as Carol is in an explosion in the film, I'm good.

>>90981516

she looks like a cartoon version of Gordon Ramsay....

well without the forehead wrinkles i guess.

>>90980945
You can be a fascist without being a brain-dead fundie backwords retard.

>>90981165
isn't that already true? the kree-skrull war started because the kree killed a skrull emmisary and stole his tech

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>reminder that they killed the Hulk because he could do this to her

>>90983837
God I'm still mad that Amadeus didn't get a chance to punch her face in during CW2

>>90983926
Well if he did she would have murdered him.

>>90983668

i guess it's more the kree's don't attack earth as much.

>>90980945
>implying female role model can be conservative

next you'll tell me she had issues with trauma and substance abuse

Didnt carol got his memory erased like twice after the baby rape?. I bet she doesnt remeber how she got his powers

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>>90984118
She mentions the Psyche-Magnitron in the preview and Mar-Vell in the last volume. She knows.

>>90983926

He trolled her pretty good in his comic. Not that it mattered given how he's written like a meathead nowadays.

>>90984019
Operation Galactic Storm

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>>90984303
I wonder how often Carol reminds people that every sunrise the Earth gets is because of her.

>>90980894
>THAT I AM
>I AM
https://youtu.be/movwJu1-f_0
HERE WE GO BUDDY HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

>>90984303

son i'm not reading a 24 part crossover

>>90983926
This

>>90980945
She was also Gloria Steinem with superpowers.

She can be more than one thing.

>>90981246
They are her aborted children, from all the times she got tanked and missed her period.

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>>90980894
But Kree are about the same physical level as a human. Why is a half human/half Kree somewhere in the upper flying brick range?

>>90989284
I thought all Kree had a degree of super strength

That's where Hulkling gets his strength from right?

>>90989284
Kree are much stronger than baseline humans, but Carol's powers come from the fact that it was Mar-Vell, who by that point had not only been enhanced by kree science but also had the nega bands. Then later on she was experimented on by the brood which made her even more powerful.

>>90989609
Hulkling get's his strength from whatever the kree did to Marv to give him powers.

>>90980667
>>90980894
>>90981246
Why is she being so poetic about the Kree? They were a bunch of bordelrine war mongering militaristic fascist assho-yep I answered my own question.

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>>90980667
>dragging Carl Sagan into this
Actually quite unhappy about this, desu.
Literally shaking rn u guise.

>>90980667
You know nobody says "yas queen" anymore, right?

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>>90993000

They are still pushing this iteration? Why not go back to the fun Carol? Not this power-hungry feminist monster?

>>90993011
Also less than 20k read her book, remember the overshipping before answering

>>90981200
I think she's got a good face there.
Taste differs.

>>90983837
Poser art is painful to the eye.

>>90981105
Like Ike like it!

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>Carol helping Jess throw a party to celebrate hooking up with Porcupine right in front of her

Is there a bigger cuckquean in comics?

>>90993000
Tell that to Marvels solicitations writer, nigger.

>>90980667

>>90993920
>Captain Marvel (Mar-Vell and Carol Danvers) – Margie Stohl

OP BTFO

>>90980667
When and how was Hala destroyed?

>>90994539
Black Vortex, some nobody with a cosmic power up vaporized it.

>>90980919
>still using the murdercarol panel for the recap
Good.

>>90993027
But fun Carol was a power-hungry feminist monster.

>>90994315
>more Stohl
I wish marvel would fire 90% of their writers at this point

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>>90989609
They can make their soldiers Hulk/Thor level strong but they never seem to do it much.

Only the accuser corps that appeared once or twice to wreck the Avengers but never ever appeared in any of those arc where Hala got fucked by the Shi'Ar or Ultron for some reason.

The supreme intelligence can crap out some nega bands any time it wants, but it never does that either. For some reason it likes the Kree being the assed raped bitches of the universe every time they have some large scale space conflict.

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>>90994315

>>91000000

>>90994315
It's gonna be filled with Mar-Vell telling her how awesome and wonderful she is and he's glad she carried his legacy.

Honestly I'm not surprised since Marv fucking enabled Carol's shittyness.

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>>90994315
Can preach or someone storytime the Secret Avengers arc? I don't have it.

I still don't know what YASS QUEEN means.

>>91002214

>no Monica

>>91004216
>Can preach or someone storytime the Secret Avengers arc? I don't have it.
Maybe in a few. When i finish Gen 13 >>91005540

>>91005315
It's the modern "You go girl!"

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>>91006332

>>90980945
She likes space. Lots of worlds to conquer and make into Americans.

>>90984118
It comes and goes.

>>91004216
So we can blame Mar-Vell for YASSS Queen?

>>91006296
She isn't part of Captain Marvel's lineage. Just someone using the name illegally.

>>90980667

>Carl Sagan!

>COSMOS

>MY FAVORITE SHOW

God why does Marvel try SO hard to make girls "LOL SOO NERDY" in the most obvious meme-tier fashion they can? I Sagan's Cosmo's is one of those things people like to say they like to make them sound smart. And Marvel seems to love these pretentious fake ass people they keep creating their characters as.

Also what pisses me off about retconning Mar-Vel out is how he's actually the one hero who died and basically stays dead. It's like an accomplishment in and of itself in comics. So his death, since it's the one few permanent ones in comics, should be remembered and honored.

But NOPE. NERD SCIENCE GIRRRLLL POWER IMM SSSOO SMART has to bump away room for anything else that came before it decided it wanted attention that day.

>>91007229
Well Sthol is being forced to acknowledge him in Generations so we'll see.

>>91007229
It wasn't really an issue until the late 80s of superheroes stop being dead in Marvel.

>>90980894
>No energy I cannot hold
This meme needs to die. Carol doesn't absorb energy. She absorbs plasma, which is the fourth state of matter. If she absorbed all energy she would be untouchable, but the countless times she has been sent flying by the kinetic energy in punches prove she can't.

>>91006655
No problem.

>>91007387
She doesn't passively absorb kinetic energy, but if she focused on it she could.

>>90980945
Really? Whee can I read this version? I've wanted to give Caltai Marvel a go. But at this point I just associate all Marvel females with tumblr trash.

>>90981250
Her eyes are unnaturally far apart

>>90993403
I thought Porcupine got Hobgoblin'd

>>91007430
Do you have a page with evidence of this? I'd love to be proven wrong so I could stop getting triggered every time I read an overview of her powers.

>>91007527
Reed's stint in her title
Kang Dynasty
Civil War 2

>>90980974
>Her mask has eyelids, lashes, and brows

>>91007885
Cool. Actually off to go read some comics.

How many cross over/other comics do I need to make sense of CW2? I've never been big into events like that.

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>>91008170
I'd say the only essential ones for CW2 are Ultimates, Captain Marvel and maybe Steve Rogers. Rocket Racoon & Groot has some good Carol in it though.

>>91009032 Still Havent Finish with Gen 13.

>>91007164
Well, with Carol it actually fits pretty well, because the entire reason she has powers is that she was working for NASA and happened to meet Mar-Vell.

Adding Carl Sagan (because it's after the 80s) and moving her from base staff to actually an astronaut (because it's not the 70s anymore and women can be astronauts) is basically just updating her origin, the way Reed and Ben aren't Korean War veterans anymore, or how one assumes Richard and Mary Parker weren't killed by Communists anymore.

>>90981583
>that gut
>those Fred Flinstone feet

No

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Back

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>>91012264

Thanks again, Preach.

>>90992671

But it's hip to reference scientists that are popular with the young psuedo-intellectual crowd

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>>91012481
>Thanks again, Preach.
You welcome anon.

>>90984701
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN

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The end.

>>91012777
>You're no one's replacement, Carol.

Worthy of heavenly trips.

>>91012819
So this is what made Carol take up the mantle?

>>91012949
Marv delivers good uplifting speeches, also he always liked Carol.

I guess being sorrounded by pscyho fascist militaristic warhawks most of his life one that isn't as bad comes off as a good person to him.

>>91013381
mar vell has terrible taste in women

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>>91013473
another area where Carol is superior

>>90980667
This makes me hate her even mmore

>>91013557
Well he has better taste in men

>>90980894

Jesus fucking christ, what the fuck is up with this panel?

What's up with the self-power-wanking going on?

>That I am undefeatable

The fuck? Not even Superman has said something like this, and he's called Man of Steel.

>The last dream of a lost planet

Lame. Trying to ape off of Superman being the last son of Krypton. This woman ain't even a true fucking Kree.


Jesus, they just need to stop. We get it, she's uber powerful, but there's no need to fucking NUKE it in our goddamn faces.

>>90981269
I love this pic because if you scroll through the rest of the artist's work he's a great big massive hypocrite. Only time he ever drew a girl as anything other than generic T&A was to do that pic.

>>91013613
Are we sure she's still sane?
"I am undefeatable" is something I'd expect Norman Osborn or Red Skull to say.

how many relaunches has Carol had since she started going by Captain Marvel?

>>91016499
2 by ksd, a change of writers during cw2, now mighty captain marvel? a few during secret wars i think.

>>91012208
god fuck Beast with his holier than thou attitude

>>91012777
Why is he so based?

>>90994622
>>90994539

It was Star Lord's dad using a space whale that had alot of missiles on it. He just rolled up and nuked it.

The whole thing is intensely stupid.

>>91012208
Braddock was never that much of a hothead, though.

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>>90980667
jesus christ they keep changing her origin story.
What's this time? She stumbled upon a space cloud?
What was even her original origin? Something like She Hulk where Marv-El gives her some of his dna?
Can't remember shit.

>>90981000
Crain is a red-blooded American who appreciates a good foot.

>>90981072
how can you work on superheroes for a living and draw this scenario with zero sense of momentum

>>91013671
How does that make him a hypocrite?

>>91016630
>god fuck Beast with his holier than thou attitude
This

>>91014083
I've had the theory that her original disassociative Ms. Marvel persona supplanted Carol years ago, and that's why she's been such a bitchy warmongering cunt for the last few years. Of course no one would dare go that route.

>>91017155
>Something like She Hulk where Marv-El gives her some of his dna?

It's less "gives" and more "a Kree weapon blew up and imprinted his enhanced DNA onto Carol", but close enough.

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>>91012718
Always hype.

>>91021174
>FINAL FLASH!!

>>91021019
>It's less "gives" and more "a Kree weapon blew up and imprinted his enhanced DNA onto Carol", but close enough.
Not idea why they are calling her origin a GL rip off. I dont see no similarities.

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>>91021616

>>91021649
Hell Bells playing in the backgroud.

>>91021616
Nice

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https://twitter.com/kellysue/status/845691560092151808

>>91006895
Neither does Kamala by that same logic

>>91024626
>Kamala is an Inhuman
>Inhumans were created by the Kree as weapons
>Captain Marvel was a Kree weapon

Incidentally the same goes for Moonstone

>>91021019
>It's less "gives" and more "a Kree weapon blew up and imprinted his enhanced DNA onto Carol"

Is that why she's turning into a man?

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>>91018490

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>>91035644
https://twitter.com/brielarson/status/845714312874213376

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>>91038101

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>>91012736
http://gamebanana.com/skins/153794

>>91039178
I would read that comic.

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>>91028966

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>>91050150
We can't stop here. This is Skrull country.

>>91050616
This is soooooooooo much bullshit.
Iron Man is a world-respected philanthropist, he's a founding Avenger that has saved the world MORE times than she's ever even been relevant.He's been a diplomat, addressed the UN many times, has friends all around the world, is a job creator (one of the actual good ones), employing people all around the world, has been head of SHIELD, and is a world-class philanthropist, donating a shit ton of money to causes around the world.

Soooooo....no. Just, no. However is writing this just has forgotten decades of prior writing.

>>91050940
At the time Carol killed him he was a terrorist who just blew up a chunk of the US Capitol building and nearly killed Captain America.

>>91013671
>Only time he ever drew a girl as anything other than generic T&A was to do that pic.
Because he thinks "everybody is beautiful" is bullshit maybe?

>>90980894
I don't mind the idea of a sort of origin story, with some mild retconning to update her origin. Happens to every hero once in a while so why not, it could establish some cool new ties to the Kree. But this reads like it's justifying power creep. Then again, she's one of the weak links in The Ultimates so,...

>>91050940
Fuck Iron Man, his villains should all be given medals for trying to rid the world of him

>>91018490
>>91031574
I liked Crusader Dyke Quasar. I miss her.

https://youtu.be/NUoIq-7K4xs.

>I know weeb shit but still

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>>91064318
If only Marvel wasn't too cowardly to make dyke Carol actually lesbian.