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Do you prefer your /co/girls to be DFC, or tittymonsters?
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>>90620972
>tittymonsters
need you even ask
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>>90621112
/thread
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tittymonsters you fag
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I prefer them to be cute creepy goth girls
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>>90620972
b00bs
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>>90621187
One big boob and one small boob?
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>>90620972
I'm sorry, what was the question?
Sorry I, uh, got distracted
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¿Por que no los dos?
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>>90621274
i chuckled
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>>90620972
>>90621199
A dfcsticccute creepy goth girls.
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>>90620972
tittymonsters are for bullying and DFC are for loving
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>>90620972
>tfw she stopped making videos because she married some Japanese business man
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>>90621260
delete this
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>>90621429
think you've got it backwards there, sport
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>Are you gay or straight?
Straight checking in
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>>90620972
Tittymonster. No contest
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I prefer beefy tittymonsters.
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>>90620972
Whatever happened to her?
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>>90620972
>It has to be one or the other
>Not being able to appreciate all sizes equally
I just like tits, mang
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>>90621749
i think she grew up
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DFC are more sensitive to groping and sucking, molesting them is very exciting for both parties.
Cowtits are more visually appealing. Grasping those fuckers while she rides you is bliss.
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>>90620972
I think big boobs only look good in clothes. Nude big tits look kinda dull like the fat lumps they are.
DFC & b cups looks imho much better.
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Itty bitty Kitty titties.
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>>90621868
Valid points
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>>90620972
Size changing
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>>90620972
>big fat blob squeezed into shape with corsets and pushup bras
yeah no thanks
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>>90620972
Tittymonster and THICC
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>>90621868
>>90621924
This is MOSTLY true but the rare pair of perfect huge tits unclothed is unbeatable.
We're talking like the 1% of titcows who are the 1% of girls.
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>>90621868
This is really only true if they're big, droopy flap-jacks with nipples that point to the floor, big "fat girl" tits, or giant fake basketballs.
Realistically, tits of all sizes can look great, because shape of the tits, and the girl's frame are way more important than size.
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>>90620972
>tittymonsters
Of fucking course. If I had the opportunity, I'd make every woman in comics titty monsters with pokies coming out of their costumes
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>>90621187
>>90621199
>>90621674
This.
Big, flat, tall, short, pale, tanned, muscular, skinny, short haired or long haired. I like 'em all
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>>90622030
This is really only true if they're big, droopy flap-jacks with nipples that point to the floor, big "fat girl" tits, or giant fake basketballs.
>landmine nipples
>uneven skin
>different size of the tits
Tits larger than what a hand can hold is too much.
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>>90621868
Feel better through clothes too.
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>>90620972
Whatever fits the character better, I guess
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>>90621112
fpbp
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>>90621868
>>90621924
>>90622384
I'm pretty sure you've only been with fat girl tits
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>>90620972
Can't there be a healthy balance between those?
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>>90622317
I think you mean more than a mouthful.
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>>90622527
Nah, I love clothes and prefer clothed sex though so I might be biased.
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>>90622527
I've watched enough porn.
The forces that tug on huge tits ruin them over time.
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>>90621973
This is also good
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>>90621112
This.
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>>90622531
Only tiny and gigantic are represented in the porn these guys watch, so nothing else exists.
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>>90622570is that a trap?
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Powergirl or better
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>>90622753
No, just Powerflat.
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>>90622805
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>>90622753
this is.
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>>90622988
what a letdown
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>>90623016
You monster
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>>90623016
Funny.
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>>90623016
>.gif
>any picture taking that long to load in todays internet
You ain't foolin me M8.
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>>90621199
>>90621386
Mein Niggers
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Healthy b/c cups on a chick with thick thighs, a thin waist, and a slender neck with a choker on it.
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>>90622753
No, but I can be
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>>90623065
>Not the cum version
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>>90623065
I laughed too hard at that. I want to read that comic, people grateful and suddenly feeling something poking them.
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>>90623535
oh my fucking god
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>>90623535
I can't stop watching it. My eyes are clued to it.
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>>90623535
>Ywn be harassed by the gayest kid who happens to be stronger than a train and have the hots for you
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>>90623388
>hover hand
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>>90621552
I don't get enough reason to post this
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Shortstack tittymonsters.
If this isn't what you also want then you are not mein negro.
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>>90621260
I love how Jessica Nigri is public enemy #1 in /cgl/
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>>90620972
titty monsters with a tight vagina and a GREAT ASS!
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>>90623535
I'd still smash tho
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Reasonable ones,who are also tittymonsters
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>>90623925
Doubt you'd be the one doing the smashing. But...agreed.
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>>90620972
Why does it have to be one or the other? Can't we get a comfy middle option?
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>>90623914
Don't know who this is and why would she be public enemy in /cgl/
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>>90623990
my guess is because she is hot and popular.
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>>90621816
She used to be a big deal, you'd think that with her style of videos, she would make some announcement.
Instead, she said she was going to some con and disappeared.
>inb4 she was murdered
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>>90620972
C-cup plus a big ass
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>>90620972
Tiitymonsters.
Or having breasts at all, really.
DFC is only for the faggiest of weebs, who are also closet pedophiles.
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>>90621674
>>90623871
>not wanting shortstacks AND amazonian tittymonsters
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>>90620972
Both and cute perky ones too
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>>90623947
It would be weird for someone to go out of their way to look like a woman and wanting to be the man in bed, general rule of thumb, not always true.
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as someone who has dated a girls with b cups, d cups, and ??? cup level huge I can say that bigger is better excluding obviously gross/saggy ones.
All sizes are good though.
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That's Hannaminx in the op image
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>>90624039
supposedly, she got married and her husband wanted her to stop making those videos
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>>90623296
It's very believable nowadays, what with those silly is2 servers. I was fooled for a second.
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>>90623871
I prefer dfc imp Midna shortstacks myself. Keeps a nice feminine flow to everything without overpowering the rest of the body. No not THAT kind of feminine flow. Anyway, tits should enhance the feminine form, not obscure it.
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>>90624013
>popular
That is the only reason, so they pick her apart and try to find the most unflattering pictures of her. That's 4chan for you though, can't like anything popular
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>>90623942
Buying a wedding ring now.
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-The flatter they are the more nerdy
-Titty monsters are only actual nerds if they're crazy or fat
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>>90621749
Married some beta provider
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>>90623914
You don't understand, her costumes are professionally made so it doesn't count as cosplay
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Boobs, of course. Boobies are beautiful.
Well, within reason.
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>>90620972
I'm more of a face guy 2bh
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>>90625046
Face is tied with boobs.
Then hair.
Then the rest.
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>>90624653
Why would you want to date a nerdy girl though?
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>>90624653
what the shit is this trying to convey
It's all over the place
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>>90623866
name
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>>90621674
this
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>>90625231
its some bratty female NEET and her hen pecked cuckhold father
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>>90621749
she called it quits in went into obscurity
she longer identifies as makori hotness
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>>90625148
Legs, you pleb. Legs, leading into luscious thighs. How fucking dare you.
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>>90625148
Shut the fuck up, Boco.
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>>90625397
I admit I have awful taste. All the stuff below the waist does nothing for me.
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>>90623388
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>>90624653
These pictures always leave me feeling dead inside
Like a fucking russian play
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>>90625330
jordan carver
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Is this relevant for the thread?
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>>90623388
>>90621199
Too bad she's a lesbo.
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>>90626060
Did she?
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I prefer big tits, but flat does have appeal occasionally.
Both are fantastic in skimpy bikinis.
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>>90623016
Image hover defeats this
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>>90626146
Doubt it.
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>>90626146
Did some digging :/
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Don't base your attraction to someone mostly on what comics they like.
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>>90626681
Dat time Facebook deleted her page
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>>90623388
I bet without makeup she looks like a wet bag of garbage.
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>>90626756
With large tits
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Apparently /co is /v/ now; You can just post whatever sex appeal clickbait you want and it hits 116 posts.
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>>90621199
Post that Suzie cosplay with the huge ass
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>>90626756
She has pics without makeup.
She qt.
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>>90627033
>what are cheesecake threads
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Waist:hip > thighs = ass > tits.
Tits of different sizes create different effects depending on the rest of the body that can tie it all together in a particular way, but they are ultimately ornamental. Everything else is way more important.
For instance, a skinny girl with wide hips and a thin waist can be a tiny spinner or a more traditional bombshell depending on the size of her tits, which are both good in my book. If she has a rectangular body and a pancake ass, her tits are the last thing I'm worried about. I've found that I can ignore pretty much everything else for a pretty face, though.
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>>90627108
Show me. Prove me wrong.
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>>90627125
Is that how you guys justify off topic shit? Just throw around the word "cheesecake"?
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>>90620972
>>90621112
Shouldn't this be in /aco/? Is there not enough space on that board on this Friday night?
Explain yourselves.
With relevant images.
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>>90623065
Wait...that bulge seems familiar...
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>>90620972
Don't really care as long as the bottom trifecta is nice (hips, thighs and ass)
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>>90621274
AND THEY CALL THAT BITCH BIGGY SMALLS
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>>90627155
the maths checks out
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>>90621749
She's married with a kid now.
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>>90623914
>>90623990
Jealousy makes people do bad things.
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>>90623914
Jealously. She's ugly as fuck, but has well made costumes and gets famous and people think she's hot. A buddy of mine went to a con just to get a photo with herand his gfand I just lost whatever respect I had for him. Nigri is not an attractive woman. Fake tits and a costume are not enough.Also white chicks are gross, thicc asian shortstacks all day errday.
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>>90625382
Wait, didn't she try to parody Elvira and then Elvira sunk her ship on youtube?
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>>90620972
What the hell does DFC stand for?
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>>90624453
>her husband wanted her to stop making those videos
Wow what a faggot.
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>>90635363
delaware fried chickendelicious flat chest
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>>90621199
I NEED SPOOKY BUTTS ANDFEET
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>>90621187
Only sensible answer. A true connoisseur of titties can find the greatness in every pair.
>>90621274
Daemonettes are also good.
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>>90621463
Did they meet on the train?
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>>90635363
dirty fucking coons
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>>90636427
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>>90620972
I like it when they chatter constantly with terrible voices that grate on your ears, never have anything of value to say, yet constantly make desperate pleas for your attention.
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>>90623065
It's horrible that I want Power Trap.
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>>90642042
Power trap is pure
Power trap will love you forever
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>>90627100
>>90636006
thanks
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>>90621749
That sex tape ruined her career and public life.
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>>90645121
you can't just say that and not link it
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>>90626171
>Pic
Pretty accurate I'd say. Maybe add futa fags off to the side rolling around in shit and frothing at the mouth.
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>>90645497
This.
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>>90622078
But which Hershey is best Hershey?
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>>90621199
>>90620972
I love both when they are done right.
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>>90620972
DFC, tittymonsters are way too common and boring.
also this >>90621868
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>>90635363
Disgusting Flat Chest
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>>90623942
who is she?
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>>90635363
Detroit Fried Coons
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I'd rather have kemo shota genderbend.
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anyone got links to her old cosplay videos, or even her smoking videos?
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>>90620972
>DFC
LOLNO
No one likes a flat chest, even gay men and straight women like boobs, everyone loves boobs.
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>>90625841
They make me feel like I'm slowing going insane.
I guess that's the intention.
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>>90635347
No, Hannah Minx did a costume as Elvira, and did some of her jokes, really as an omage or tribute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rB6sxrQc0
Elvira was apparently flattered and some months later did a video as Hannah Minx.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkgNNAJMvbs
hannah minx has like 16 times the views as Elvira. No bad blood between the two, they both seem to appreciate what they do. Though Elvira wias way more self-aware obviously. Rumor is hannah minx has a kid. Elvira still makes appearances though, even at 65 years old.
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>>90649857
Elivra has a heart of gold. Every appearance she does she treats everyone awesome, and yes, she still looks great. This year.
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I prefer variety like any non-pleb
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>>90620972
DFC
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>>90649990
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>>90649990
>>90650055
I can't help but think Blackie Lawless
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>>90626740
SHOAH'D
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>>90636006
7/10 would make gf
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>>90621199
What about cute creepy goth girlswith huge tits?
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>>90623535
I recognize that bulge!
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>>90645121
The softcore done in a jav way but no skin one? Sure I guess.
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A true boob connoisseur loves all breasts equally, with the only favorites amongst them belonging to the woman he loves.
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>>90650289
refined tastes sir.
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>>90650439
>A true boob connoisseur loves all breasts equally
Even moobs?
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>>90623942
no words. just nut
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>>90650664
if you;re into guys, yeah
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>>90626122
Why is that bad?
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>>90620972
DFC always.
Also, i desperately need an itty bitty kitty titty and big fat cat tats version of thundercats characters.
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>>90620972
Wtf is DFC?
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>>90623535
IT'S TIME
TO OIL UP
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>>90653722
A carpenter's dream.
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>>90653722
delicious flat chest
still inferior to a nice set of double D's
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>>90620972
Tit pigs so stacked their backs ache from carrying their pendulous sacks of bosom meat. I like them barely able to stand, spines curved forward from the burden of their ridiculous udders. Women other women mock. About like that.
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>>90645754
Summon Judge Anon, he'll tell us the right one.
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>>90655373
This.
>tit pigs
Gonna use that
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>>90650584
Remember, quality over quantity though.
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>>90623388
>>90621199
That's just a child.
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>>90620972
it depends on the rest of the design. some designs look weird if you slap on big titties (look at some anime for example) whereas other times it is appropriate.
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>>90649990
>>90650055
god i love elvira. any good fanart?
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>>90624201
This.
I would love to meet a titty monster some day.
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>>90625382
Tat in the trash it goes.
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>>90657407
I met a titty monster once.
She was on my english class for a month.
Really cool girl.
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>>90649617
oversized breasts are disgusting.
it's just like holding water at that point
I'd rather her have shapely boobs, just like a shapely ass
and you get those best when they're young
like 16 and below
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>>90653860
>ariel
RIP in pieces those tits
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>>90653860
>>90653860
>Tfw she got a reduction surgery
>Tfw she is fat as fuck now
I fucking hate her.
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>>90658319
>Reduce breast to avoid back problems
>gain weight which also causes back problems
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>>90658319
Women are retarded. She got them removed out of attention and misrandry.
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>>90658319
>now
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>>90620972
Titty monsters all day
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>>90658424
>>90658491
She got them reduced because people had been creeping on her since she was like 14.
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>>90658595
To be honest her big tits were the only nice trait about her.
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FAKE TITS
A
K
T
I
T
S
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>>90620972
Tittymonsters whenever possible but, barring that, ass should be a major focus.
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>>90658645
I honestly think she's beautiful and a decent actress.
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>>90658839
I honestly think a decent actress wouldn't have taken part of Modern Family.
That shit was terrible.
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>>90658916
It was her first thing and the show isn't that bad. It's not some incredible life-changing show, but it's not Big Bang Theory either. It's alright. And her and Sophia Vergara are sure nice to look at.
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>>90659057
Spic here and while Vergara is pretty her english is shit.
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>>90620972
DFC with a big ass. Tits could not possibly hold less of my attention.
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>>90659092
Yeah, but her accent is kinda sexy.
And dat BODY.
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Short tittymonsters.
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>>90659227
Ugh, why do girls think unnaturally cinched waists are attractive. I'd rather see a fat girl than one that looks like she was drawn by Liefeld.
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>>90655373
You have pretty low standards.
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>>90621552
Trannies can get big tits. Does that make it not gay?
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>>90623065
There's a story on Literotica that expands upon this picture
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>>90659272
>Implying you wouldn't rail her with the force of a thousand suns.
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>>90659614
If she took the corset down a few dozen notches, sure. I've seen her without one, she's delightfully chub.
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>>90620972
DFC as in Don't Fucking Care.
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>>90658491
>>90658595
>removed because muh sexualization
>now pics with her ass sticking out
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>tfw just paid to make my gf a tittymonster
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>>90660207
could of just used topical flaxseed oil and food with fenugreek seeds. that's what I did.
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>>90659323
I like fat, low, hanging, blue veined standards.
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>>90659465
What's it called?
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>>90620972
What happened to her? I don't remember she just dropped off the radar.
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>>90659465
Link faggot.
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>>90659272
>I'd rather see a fat girl t
fuck off fat fuck.
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>>90660572
>>90660680
https://www.literotica.com/s/power-girl-1
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>>90660207
>not loving her the way she is
>forcing her to change for you
What an asshole
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>>90620972
Tits all the way
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Huge Tits = Wonderful
Flat Chest = Wonderful
Intermediate = Boring.
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>>90649617
not me
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>>90653860
Wait, this is really Ariel Dunphy? She actually got fat?
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
MUH FUCKING DICK
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>>90658595
Who cares thats her fault.
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>>90660207
>fake tits
There's only one bad choice when it comes to tits, congratulations, you made it. If I wanted to feel silicone I'd just buy a sex doll, it would be a lot cheaper.
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>>90621552
Ahhh yes, best girl Peggy Carter
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>>90624653
Wait. Can girls even piss into jugs?
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>>90662780
Sweet jesus, how'd I miss those?
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Thighs are the true patrician's choice.
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DFCs.
To be honest the hottest grils for me are those that could be mistaken for boys.
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>>90661781
WTF is this? Does the captcha thing not work? What's a robot doing posting here?
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Always tits.
Tits are love.
Tits are life.Of course, I have a thing for slutty, trashy looking fake bimbo fuckdolls so...
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...its actually all about asses tho...
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>>90666072
this guy gets it
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>>90649328
bellechere
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>>90651401
>>90651426
>Get horrible headache.
>Ask vampire gf to bring you a bag of ice.
>She instead presses your head into her cold chest.
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You don't get it guys. All titty sizes deserve love.
In its infinite wisdom, Mother Nature blessed our race with those beautiful givers of life. They deserve to be loved not for their size, but for their beauty. Same goes for the other magnificent pair, the female ass.
Go forth children, go forth and love breasts and asses, for the gods and goddesses made them for us to love and enjoy!
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>>90662435
>her fault for being born with large breasts
So, how's being a kissless virgin at 37 goin' for you, pally?
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>>90625841
>>90649652
Is there some sort of backstory to these images? Why do they fuck with people so?
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>>90625397
>There's only one or two decent sites dedicated to legs
Thank you Maria from legs emporium.com
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>>90645474
Because it doesn't exist.
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i like titty monsters but a great flat chick is better
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>>90669187
Could use some muscle definition. I want Pearl to get a six pack.
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>>90665807
Name of the doll anon?
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>>90626171
feet is a normie fetish, Armpits or bellybutton is worse
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>>90659227
>tfw she got jewy and quit doing MFC
also her talking about her kid makes me lose my hard on
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>>90661385
>not fixing the mistake god made
>>90660432
is that just temporary
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>>90623914
>seagulls squawking
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>>90660432
wat
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>>90669796
Sorry anon, no name for her. Got her off some random bimbo thread on /s/.
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>>90671617
>>90671700
It's not a fast solution. My GF has been using them for around 3 years and went from around Ds to Js with no change to her waist. Increased bloodflow from daily flaxseed oil massage and slight hormonal changes induced from the fenugreek seeds allow gradual growth over time. I'm sure if you used them on any other fat deposits over such a long time the effects would be the same. It's not an easy or fast solution but it's cheap and healthy and completely natural.
I've heard of people inducing lactation for the purpose of growth as well but that's waaaay more time consuming and expensive and has more possibility of causing health complications.
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>>90668331
wew
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>>90624653
That fucking spongebob reference
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>>90663559
I dunno, man, they were pretty damn hard to miss! Though they did keep them somewhat contained in the first Cap movie under her army uniform.
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>>90656188
and you're just a puritan
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>>90675010
I hope Cap got to bury his face (among other things) between those puppies at least once. If not, no wonder he looked so disappointed when he woke up in the modern world.
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>>90626122
just makes her even hotter
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>not liking the full spectrum
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>>90653850
Why does Stelfreeze make such nice IBT and DFC? Is it because he studied in Japan?
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Freshmen year of college I dated a shut-in Christian girl with big tits. She had never done anything sexual so she wanted to take things extremely slow.
So I got her and myself off on sucking her glorious udders. Wasn't allowed to finger her even, but I sucked on those untouched titties for hours. When she tried to do homework I'd start playing with her fat tits until she couldn't concentrate anymore.
So my answer is tittymonsters.
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>>90620972
>Implying there's even a choice
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>>90620972
I dated my quota of titless women. Give me the tittymonster pls.
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Tittymonster or just thicc
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>DFC myself
>ctrl+F "DFC"
I don't know what I expected
its the lady equivilant of having a small dick except everyone knows about it
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>>90678159
except some people honest like flat chestnow leave this thread before I ree you off
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>>90659272
>Ugh, why do girls think unnaturally cinched waists are attractive.
Because to some people they are. Not a hard concept to grasp, chubby chaser.
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>>90675500
I do enjoy the full spectrum, from huge to gigantic.
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>>90678341
Especially if they're shaped like Remy Lacroix
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>>90678433
Not the only thing hard to grasp.
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>>90660500
Balls?
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>>90678989
From the thumbnail, I thought that was a big-boobed Sentinel
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>>90620972
I fucking hate it when a big titted woman flaunts her cleavage everywhere, trying to get attention, especially this bitch, cheaply using it to gain views.
Fucking flash those things or cover up better, fucking whores.
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>>90620972
Tittymonster for grown women, DFC for lolis.
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>>90627236
Cheesecake has always been a part of comics.
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>>90626122
They always are.
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>>90662780
>resting mom face
She looks really disappointed in me, like I was hanging out with Jenny at lovers lane, but I was supposed to be in the house by 8:30 and not out assaulting blacks because Jenny didn’t put out
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>>90660207
Fake tits are the worst.
You'll come to regret it man.
Did you ever touch some before?
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>>90679905
I mean it's a transparent tactic but I don't really get the anger here.
There's no great injustice.
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>>90679905
That's Lindsey Pelas. She shows it all.
Dafuq you talking about?
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BIG BOOBS BUMP
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>>90623388
>>Cute pale girl will never possessively touch you
>>why live?
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>>90620972
tittygoddesses
its what i draw and /co/ is about under average for size.
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>>90623942
belle is so nice to chat with
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>>90679905
Something you don't consider is large boobs generate a lot of heat due to the constant skin on skin contact. And the bigger they are the more uncomfortable it probably is. For large breasts having a window of cleavage to "breath" can be almost necissary for comfort sometimes.
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>>90649990
>>90650055
It amazes me that Elviria is still as hot as she was when I was a kid.
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>>90656365
none i have of her, but others dressed as elvira
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>>90657407
met one 2 days ago at an arcade
short, like 4'9, tits were at least 34 FF and she was from ukraine. also had lots of tattoos on her body.
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>>90635090
>Nigri is not an attractive woman
For you
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>>90675713
Sounds great, what ever happened to her?
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>>90662289
Jesus, this is the dream.
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>>90620972
>tfw married ten years with two children but would cheat on wife with tittymonster in a heartbeat
I can't even lie
Honestly sex doesn't even really need to be involved it's all about the boobs
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>>90684203
>wig to cover receding hairline
>makeup to de-emphasise weird features
>fake tits
>posing to make her look curvier
Sorry we don't like your waifu anon. I can understand liking bimbos but she's such and average, lowest common denominator appeal that most people graduate to actually physically attractive girls.
I mean you could stick almost anyone in a costume with a wig, makeup and fake tits/ass and get something people would want to fuck. And that's all she is, average as fuck.
I mean look at the webm you posted, she's even wearing fucking coloured contacts and has the video high contrast to hide her terrible skin further. She's been filtered to fuck.
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I want to write a titty monster main character for a comic. What are some suggested do's and donts for them?
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>>90678159
>its the lady equivilant of having a small dick except everyone knows about it
Better for everyone to know right away than for it to be a surprise.
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>>90686934
>Do
Learn everything you need to know about how to draw breasts.
>Don't
Not following the advice above.
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>>90678159As in you're into dfc or you're a femanon with dfc.These are important questions
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>>90686847
/cgl/ sure is salty
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>>90686934
Find as many porn images with tittymonsters as you can and trace like there's no tomorrow. As you do, recognise how breasts of varying sizes lay on the chest, hang in the air, get sucked on by another tittymonster, and so on. Through repetitious tracing and study of the female form, you will learn the way of the tittymonster.
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>>90686847
>>makeup to de-emphasise weird features
isn't that one of the major points of wearing makeup
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tight, lithe, athletic.
>>90621869
yesssssssssssssss...
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>>90620972
shorty, dfc, good ass.
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>>90675713
How did it end anon?
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>>90621674
My patrician tier negroid acquaintance.
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>>90687041
>>90687211
Good advice anons, but also on the written side as well.
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>>90620972
tittymonsters all the way.
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>>90680414
>Resting mom face
Am I strange in saying that that kind of gives me a boner?
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>>90684203
she's average. without the boobjob she'd be nothing. Just remember she's a natural DFC
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>>90687370
make her aware of her glorious rack with a cute innocent personality. then flesh out how she deals with her life problems (creepers, namecalling, jealous lesser endowed whores, etc.)
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>>90621749
She ended up getting married and had a kid, you don't see any more vids of her because she never owned her channel to begin with. It was owned by her manager as well as the name MissHannahMinx so that's why we never got anything else from her.
On one hand she was immensely annoying with her voice and weaboo attitude, but man those tits were fucking amazing.
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>>90687379
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People always hate on implants until they get some big fat fake tits shoved into their face, and they get to squeeze and suck on them a bit.
Then they realize that fake tits are pretty awesome.
But they should always be done by a really good doctor. Dont spring for cheap boob jobs.
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>>90686847
She's still attractive. Sorry if this fact triggers you. Besides, she doesn't do any tricks regular women wouldn't do on a daily basis.
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>not picking all of the above
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>>90680414
>>90687389
I'd be surprised is there wasn't someone here that didn't say that.
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>>90678159
It's not THAT bad. It's just that there are also some really fun things that only tittymonsters can provide.
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>>90687458
Yeah thats an idea. Just don't want to flat out ignore the large tracts of land but at the same time can't pretend they don't exist.
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>>90685151
>>90687306
I got really sexually frustrated and broke up with her. I wish I hadn't though. I should have enjoyed what I had.
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>>90687911
>blonde
>big boobs
>white
its like the trifecta of basic bitch tastes
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>>90688377
*tips fedora*
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>>90635090
>She's ugly as fuck ... and people think she's hot
?
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>>90687163
I'm a dude, I just got taste.
>>90687911
the fact that she's super popular does trigger me somewhat, plenty of people enjoy shit like bazinga, shouldn't bother me, but it does. I'm used to it though, I think tara strong is just as overrated. Of the whole world of shit out there to get into you gotta pick basic ass shit like that.
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>>90688615
>I'm a dude
No you're not
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>>90688877
Says the guy that wants to fuck nigri.
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>>90688917
she's built for fucking i don't see the problem
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>>90675061
they did serve together for two years, ,I'm sure they banged once
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>>90687911
>liking fake tits
just get a sex doll faggot.
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>>90620972
tittymonsters
dfc is for pedos
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>>90690278
You get a sex doll, virgin.
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>>90649558
This
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>>90690288
DFCs
ttitymonsters are for people with oedipus complex
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>>90684010
Source?
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>>90690288
>>90691826
Your both wrong
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>>90620972
DFC
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>>90623065
Not much of a trap if you can just see the dick immediately
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>>90624453
I heard this whole story about how she moved to Japan to marry some guy and got involved with the yakuza or some shit.
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>>90693748
That's a different girl.
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>>90675545
It amazed me to find out he's black.
>>90679204
So much this.
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>>90621674
where is this from? I almost want to say gen13 but the artstyle is all wrong
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>>90675713
I was on a similar boat in highschool, my girlfriend at the time had MASSIVE puppies and the fact they belonged to dorky 14 year old girl made it all the more jarring(and hot).
Unlike you tho I had to steer away from her chest torpedoes, the thing is she got bullied hardcore at her school because of them which made her hate them and I didn't want to give the idea that I was only with her (being two years older and all) to have a go at her funbags. Everything else was fine but the boobs were off-limits.
I had to wait a whole year, till she was convinced that I loved her boobs because of her and not the other way around, for her to give me access to them. And boy was it worth the wait, it was pure heaven.
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>>90688615
I agree with you man. kinda weird that you looked up ugly pics but whatever.
my friends find nigri the hottest thing ever and if a girl says "I dont think so" they say that they're jelly or salty, and if a guy says "I dont think so" he'll just be called gay.
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>>90625382
But is she happy now?
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>>90694574
>>90675713
How can people be this lucky?
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>>90694396
From the Princess Lea comic.
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>>90687904
the first implants were silicone jell directly injected and were hard as rock, so they looked nice but were awful to play with, modern stuff from a good practice is way better but yah still cheep places that do terrible work are still out there.
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DFC is they're showing 'em, Tittymonsters if they dont.
Dont know why i feel the way i do, but i do
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>>90620972
tits too big
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>>90696534
>tumblr
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>>90696065
Man.... I fucking blew it. It sucks reading these stories, cause not once.... but twice in my life I was with girls with MASSIVE tits. I just was in a bad place in life I couldn't really date. One I never really got to date, the other I did, briefly, but yea.... I swear, 3rd times the charm, right? Im just waiting, cause Im not making the same mistake and letting some stacked goddess leave my life.
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>>90694574
Hold on, she got bullied because she had big tits?
Wat?
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>>90697662
You've never head of this? Guys give the girls unwanted attention, and usually make fun of them and joke and it often snowballs, one guy does it so more do it. They're often into the girl and make fun of her as a way to break the ice and give her attention.
Girls make fun of other girls HORRENDOUSLY. Big tits? Oh yea, "Id let you borrow this dress but....obviously it would not fit you" Girls seriously make fun of other girls FOR EVERYTHING. You can never any thing right in the eyes of a high school girl, and big tits are a nice big target for girls already insecure with their bodies.
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>>90696065
Those were wonderful days, yes
>>90697662
What he >>90697662 said
Her boobs popped up out of the blue and they were fucking huge. She was already a dorky introvert, add to that a bunch of jelly girls because she beat them to the punch and you get a recipe for disaster. Soon the guys joined in on the bullying and even some teachers, middleschoolers are cunts.
It was bad, really really bad, I take in having given her peace from their shit and boosted her self esteem.
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>>90697662
*What he>>90697750 said
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>>90694574
>loved her boobs because of her and not the other way around,
Well did you?
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>>90694574Snidey?
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>>90694624
>kinda weird that you looked up ugly pics but whatever.
Well he posted a shot of her all done up so I wanted one where she wasn't as contrast. I've seen people post a bunch of shit where she's clearly balding but it's not like I ever saved it to argue about her, it's just that whenever someone mentions cosplay they mention her first it's just annoying.
Like how /ck/ is full of people talking about mcdonalds. That shit is about as close to food as nigri is to actually attractive. You can't polish a turd but can sure as fuck sprinkle glitter on it.
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>>90698658
Not gonna lie the boobs were a big boon, groping them, shoving my face in them, poking them with my dong, it was all awesome; but I did love her for her, she was sweet, funny, loved the dick, cared about me and my dumb angst, made me feel like the coolest guy in the world, beautiful smile.
The kind of girl you wanna rail all night long and then get up a bit early to present her with breakfast in bed. A true best girl.
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>>90653850
>image
what is going on
is that an android of some kind? but it looks like the face is under the chrome layer and there is a bottle labeled chrome....
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>>90624331
You don't know traps then. also
>not wanting to be dom by a trap
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>>90623016
>took me a moment to realize the picture had completely loaded
you cheeky cunt, I bet you're having a giggle huh m8?
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>>90621868
I got bad news for your dad Gaylord.
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>>90697662
Basically they go for the "big tits = you're a fat piece of shit" angle, and girls tend to believe that because for whatever reason they take all comments about their weight seriously.
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>>90624453
>she got married and her husband wanted her to stop making those videos
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>>90625382
Well, Im depressed now
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>>90697662
kids make fun of each other for the stupidest shit.
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>>90649857
>>90649990
The boobs ARE damn nice. But the most attractive thing about Elvira is her sense of humor.
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Can you guys believe her sex video still haven't leaked?
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>>90700042
It's a Soriyama Android, try not to think about it too hard.
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>not wanting fresh milk whenever you want
fags
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>>90697662
Not that anon but a girl I knew in middle school had D's. She wore low cut shirts and attracted the attention of all the boys, so the girls turned on her out of jealousy. Quite a shame too, she didn't mind being flirty with me even though I was a nerd.
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>>90688615
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>>90701310
She's from Wildcats. Ithink her name is void.
Soriyama didnt make her, but he probably inspired the design
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>>90624653
I'd fuck her.
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>>90684115
Admit it Peg, you wear it to get out of going to the PTA.
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it's not weird if I get a gf with big boobs and use her boobs as pillows when we're sleeping togetherassuming she's taller/bigger than me
>>
moo
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>>90701748
piss off you loli posting faggot and take your shit taste with you.
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>>90703108
Having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff.
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>>90650108
I bet she also fucks like a beast.
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>>90703161
your metaphor is great
but i don't mind a chubby broad if she has righteous tits to compensate
there is a limit obviously, but i'd almost always pick a fat girl over a skinny girl with the body of a 10 year old boy
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>>90620972
Women that /co/ manchildren can't even have. Not even in their dreams because they'll get f-f-f-f-friend zoned.
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>>90703161
except there are fat women with small tits
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>>90703161
It's all about proportions and where the fat actually is. The pic you replied too isn't bad at all. Trim some off the sides and she would be just right.
Obviously when your calves are the size of a watermelon and your face looks like a bloated hog then you have a problem.
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where the minx lewds at
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>>90621199
>>90623388
>>90650289
Yall niggas get me
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I dont know why I like basketball sized breasts, but I do.
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>>90621199
go to bed pan
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>>90635363
Doesn't Fit Criteria
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>>90622805
Man Power Girl and Atlee Terra were so damn cute.
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>>90699458
Did... did you guys stay together?
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>>90620972
Petite, dfc and with a bighat.
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>>90707267
>pat&paige.png
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>>90669796
Madison Gordon
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>>90684010
what's name of girl on the right?
i need it for research purposes.
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>>90684203
Nigri is hot, but if I had my pic of any skinny blonde with fake tits I would go with Steamgirl Kato. Bonus is she does nudesand her costumes are more elaborate
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Am I the only one on /co/ who prefers flat girls over cowtits.
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>>90620972
I Prefer to take off her shirt and put my bat on that titty monsters you fag.
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>>90707173
No, I graduated and had to move away for college so we stayed together all summer, till the last second when she sent me off at the airport. And when she graduated she ended up going to a different school so there was no long-awaited reunion.
We've kept in touch and remain friends, see each other during the holidays and revisit the good old days, but getting back together is just not a realistic possibility right now.
On a sad side note, without me around her insecurities came back with a vengeance, she ended up getting reduction surgery.
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>>90660207
The doctor better step up his game
I've seen titjobs on ladies that went so well you probably wouldn't believe they were once DFC
It's the horrible titjobs that's obvious
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>>90709548
>Nigri is hot
dont think so. she is actualy ginger and there is now more fake on her than only tits. being lesbian did bad to her. will not surprised if she got already aids.
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>>90624965
Fuck off with that bullshit
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>>90622630
My god the virginity on this board...
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Titty monsters!
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>>90622630
Yeah and they feel like bags of sand too right? My god you are fooling no one
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>>90711408
not even above DFC in my book
more like flatty monster
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>>90711408
what happened to his eye?
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>>90710222
That's pretty sad.How much is even reduction surgery?
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>>90623296
Fools mobile
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>>90673213
>Ds to Js
no one has reported such drastic effects from techniques like that.
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>>90711570
His dad didn't love him.
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>>90711570
It's zuko idiot
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>>90711570
He put his nose where it doesn't belong
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>>90711869
I don't remember that chest. This must be shopped. Or is it? I want to believe.
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>>90687968
>It's not THAT bad
it is absolutely that bad.
>half my school interactions were people making fun of my boob size
> nicknames include "tiny tits" "itty bitty titties" or "IBT" for short
>guy friends admit they're not attracted to me since "I'm practically a man with that chest size"
>guys making backhanded compliments like "its ok if you're chest is dissapointing, you have a big ass"
>that one time I wore unflattering clothes and some complete strangers asked me "are you a man? I cant tell." more than once that day (flat chested tall women are confused for men often, and flat chested short women are confused for children ofthen)
>chest groped by some dude I just met with his excuse being "I needed to check if something was actually there"
>no significant other has ever played with my boobs for longer than 2 seconds, probably unsatisfying to touch
>men walking straight past me and going for my bigger boobied friends, or alternatively men throwing me under the bus to try to impress my bigger boobied friends
I'm 24 years old and I STILL get shit for my boob size. I don't plan to get implants because the feeling of getting my tits played with is godly and I love how natural boobs feel, but I wish people could chill. Its ok to have preferences, but to shame someone constantly for not fitting a preference is a dick move.
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>>90712057
Now I feel like shit.
This is derailing, but how do I enjoy smaller breasts? There's this cute girl I know thats into me and has a personality like mine. Her body is great, cute face, but lacking in the chest department, something I never really went for. This is stupid as hell but what are some things I can do to get into this compared to larger breasts? I just don't want her to feel bad.
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>>90711583
>>90711583
Did she get a reduced rate? Man, they should pay her to give them up.
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>>90636006
>I NEED SPOOKY BUTTS ANDFEET
Hot
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>>90712175
nah man, if she's not your type don't force it. I'd be hurt if someone was with me then later admitted they are only half as attracted to me for my small chest size. Like I said, preferences.
Among girls, everyone agrees with this statement. my big busted friends constantly say they wish they had my bust oddly enough >>90621868
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>>90712057
I want to say that it was just middle schoolers being little shits like normal (One day there was even a group that discovered the magical fact that ears look funny and started laughing at everyone) but then you kept going and presented proof that there are just alot of assholes in the world.
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>>90712417
It's not like I'm disgusted. I just want to know new things to do with them.
Also, maybe try this? >>90673213
It may be bullshit. I'll ask my friend about it if she's self-concious too
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>>90623016
you sir, are a very mean person.
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>>90624388
how about you disguise your brag in a post a bit... that sound like something you'd wanna do?
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>>90713062
>getting mad at a 4 day old post
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>>90713466
>frogposting for any reason whatsoever
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>>90713612
Nothing wrong with frogs, fag.
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>>90711408
> You know what, I don't give a fuck about some cancer patient with an arrow tattoo any more Uncle, how about we settle here and I breed this titty princess in love with me until her pelvis breaks
And that's why I don't write cartoons
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>>90713643
>Nothing wrong with frogs
>>>/b/
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>>90713697
Don't you mean /pol/, newfag?
/b/ is just traps and normalfags.
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>>90662289
google breast envy. let the white water flow.
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>>90713466
>assuming I bothered to check how old it was.. who gives a fuck, nigga? I thought it was a funny thing to say.
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>>90713758
Who are you quoting?
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>>90712057
Don't worry, the other bank doesn't really have it that much better. From the nicknames to the groping to people having their eyes mysteriously forced to always look down, assholes will be assholes to people, and if you have a not-so-average chest size, they'll use that to mock you too, no matter if big or small.
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>>90713758
the guy who replied to me, obviously. Are you new here? the guy whose post I linked.
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>>90713776
oops..
this was for you:
>>90713776
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>>90713776
apparently, i'm the one who is new here. Fucked up. I was quoting this guy:
>>90713466
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>>90712057
Nigga I can guarantee you the size isn't the problem, there are A LOT of people out there who prefer small titties or even a flat chest in a femenine body. You shouldn't be confused with a man only because you're tall and have a flat chest, even less if you have a long haircut.
The way you describe this makes me believe that either you have other problems besides a small chest (because believe me, being tall is actually a plus) or you are blowing it way out of proportion.
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>>90713968
>>90713999
>>90714061
You're all kinds of retarded, huh?Lurk moar
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>>90712057
Is that why your kind gang up to torment young helpless tittymonsters like ?>>90694574
>>90698337
>>90699458
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>>90713758
>being this mad
>greentexting like an 14 year old girl
Jesus lad
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>>90709548
>steam-punk
that's a boner kill by association
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>>90714144
>>90714194
I am, and I've lurked plenty... but I'm drunk and made a mistake. and I admitted it. you can pounce on me because that gives you giggles or your can listen to what I said, either way, I don't really care.
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>>90714244
>I am, and I've lurked plenty...
You most definitely have not.
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>>90714261
says you. and I care exactly 0 about what you say.
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>>90714277
Yet you're still replying.
Strange how that works.
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>>90714323
as are you, strange indeed.
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>>90714343
But I wasn't the one to claim I didn't care "0"zero fucking what? Zero percent?about what you have to say.
You're the one who claimed to not care, yet you continue to reply, making you seem the fool.
I may be an autist, but you're a fucking idiot.
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>>90714323
so are you. could it be bate? he types like a girl though, could just be cgl
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>>90714388
How can I continue to express how little I care about what you think without replying to you?
Your opinion is a fart on the internet. So is mine. This is pointless. I shouldn't even be posting this. I should be reading something else right now. I guess that's what I'll do.
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>>90714429
>How can I continue to express how little I care about what you think without replying to you?
By not replying, is that not obvious?
Not replying actively shows you don't care, whining is proof of the opposite.
>This is pointless. I shouldn't even be posting this. I should be reading something else right now. I guess that's what I'll do.
Somehow, I very much doubt that.
>>90714421
>could just be cgl
If anyone is going to act like this, stemming from getting mad about nice titties, it's /cgl/.
If any board truly needs to be nuked, it's that hole.
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>>90714127
>that one time I got confused for a man all day because I wore unflattering clothes
>one time
>unflattering clothes
its not that deep, I wore loose and baggy clothing but have a feminine face so everyone was confused as to my gender
>>90714156
probably. people are dumb
"people were mean to me for something I dont have that you do so I'm going to be mean to you- ignoring the fact you also cant control your tiddy size"
girls with big boobs have it easier in life, and that's just fact. of course people are going to be salty about it.
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>>90714604
>girls with big boobs have it easier in life
In what respect, exactly? Because, having them myself and reading >>90712057, things don't really seem that different.
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>>90714598
Didn't you just make it really easy for that guy to prove you wrong by not answering?
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>>90714936
That was exactly what I was aiming for, yes.
The quality of posts would go up if people stopped being fucking idiots and, as previously mentioned, lurk moar.
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>>90714997
They'd also go up if you'd stop posting.
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>>90715190
And if you did.
I don't think we'll be so lucky.Also, I do like how you're still replying. You can act like you're someone else, but we both know it's you.
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>>90714679
if you have big boobs and are blind to how the world seems to prioritize big boobs and how easy it is to benefit from that, that's less of a problem with your chest, and a more of a problem with your brain.
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>>90715225
Not sure who you think I am because I didn't read most of the thread so far, but I'd be glad to oblige you. Let's see if you'll do the same.
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>>90715348
Now let's see if you come back as a third person this time.
I can wait.
Keep whining about genetically superior women, thought.
That's always fun.
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>>90712031
Its the shot that created the biggest titties factoid about her we got to this day. Otherwise they were rather small.
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>>90658755
The Pit meme needs to stop.
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>>90715278
Wait, wait. I'm not saying that the world doesn't seem to prioritise that. But out of all the things you said in >>90712057, I can assure that the same thing (with reverse words) happens.
And honestly yeah people will be drawn to them sure, but that also means a ton of assholes. I've had countless guys fondling them in public because "wow they must be fake", and then have them run off, And some be way, way worse. And having the constant fear that someone just wants to play with your tits and doesn't give two shits about you, like this girl >>90694574.
I'm not saying it's not easier. Honestly I can't compare because I can only live one life, and these are the tits I have. But it's not really a cakewalk either.
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>>90714604
>girls with big boobs have it easier in life, and that's just fact
No it's not, just look at that anon's gf story. She was miserable from day because big boobs because of people like you, and she can't be the only one
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>>90714604
>I wore loose and baggy clothing
Where I live girls use that kind of clothed all the time, yet they don't get confused with men. My sister has a dyke haircut, smokes, uses clothes three times her size and even my clothes (I'm a guy), yet I'm yet to see someone confusing her for a man.
She also has small titties btw.and this country is full of manlets so that isn't really a factor
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>>90714244
Then why even respond dumbass, if you really weren't a newfag you would realize that there's no point in trying to justify yourself here. Fuck off underage
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>>90715545
of course, there's negatives to it. I'm certainly baised because of my job. Its really disheartening to see the "bigger tits= bigger tips" rule hold true. harassing people based on bust has got to stop. I'm also tired of people with jacked faces being counted as "goddteir" because they have massive boobs. I like girls too, and, I like big boobs myself.. its just sad to see so many people ignore literally everything (face, personality...) and just see girls as walking pairs of tits and nothing else. and if they have small boobs they have "nothing to offer" sorry if I came off as salty.. I am. tired of bending my back over for customers to have my coworker be a total bitch and get tipped more since she's got a bigger bust.
>>90715655
my friends are H cup and above. not once did they blame small busted women for the way they were treated, they always complained about how some men treated them. NEVER "some chestlet bullied me" i'm sure it happens, but you're acting like the majority of big boobed harrassment comes from bitter flat chested women. In fact, I'd like to call >>90715545
if you were to play the "blame game" who would you blame for this situation? small chested girls or guys who have an inability to control themselves?
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>>90716071
>Where I live
its almost like depending on where you live people act differently and there's different standards.
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>>90714429
>How can I continue to express how little I care about what you think without replying to you?
you don't
are you retarded or something
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>>90716203
But then the problem isn't having a flat chest, it's just where you live. It's like saying that being black is bad because you happen to live in 1800 america.
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>>90716170
>and just see girls as walking pairs of tits and nothing else. and if they have small boobs they have "nothing to offer"
are you being serious right now my man
a big pair of titties can't save neither an ugly body nor face. It's a sume of all that that makes it atractive.
Stop thinking having big tits is automatically a easy way to life and atractiveness just because of your insecurities ya fool
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>>90716170
>its just sad to see so many people ignore literally everything (face, personality...) and just see girls as walking pairs of tits and nothing else.
Belive me, it's disheartening to see from both sides. Being treated like "a walking pair of tits" makes you think that's all there is to you. Two blobs of fat, not a person, not a mind. I mean... There's both sides. Flat chests with "haha you don't have tits" and big chests "haha all you are is tits". I don't really know if one is better than the other.
As to the "blame", I have many small chested friends. I regularly joke with them about tits. Sure, in the past, I also knew some that mocked me, but they didn't try to grope me or whistle at me and scream "hop in my car!".
Things change based on where you are and what people you know, sure, so maybe people have had opposite experiences. But for me personally, horny guys have been the worst offenders.
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>>90716451
>a big pair of titties can't save neither an ugly body nor face.
I absolutely agree. sadly others do not. I've seen some real quasimodos moved to 'goddess' status and it makes me die inside every time, but that's in my area. Online I see shit like pic related fly, even here on 4chan, pretending that this chick's giant jugs didn't lower their standards. Girl with the worlds largest boobs is ugly as sin too, but she's a millionaire now because of it. you can't deny that there are tons of benifits, which many would argue outweigh the harrassment that comes with a large bust. Jessica nigri and yaya han were DFC but got implants and became top cosplay models.
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>>90716873
>But for me personally, horny guys have been the worst offenders.
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>>90712031
It's real, other dude is right that it's the biggest her tits are in her brief appearance.
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>>90714598
no. I like cgl. lurking there feels like spying on girls.
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>>90649990
She was my first boner as a kid, watching her movie "Mistress of the Dark" Mammaries ...er..memories...
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>>90620972
DFC
its not like I dislike boobs but when it comes down to what I like more than that is my preference, its just that tittymonsters I'm so use to that in a way where they seem boring compared to something rare
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>>90712057
I love small boobs, but teasing and making fun of them is part of the fun. Although the thought of no one playing with them does make me a bit angry. I could lick and run my fingers across a cute washboard chest for hours.
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>>90621112
fpbp
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>>90623942
The new Tomb Raiders are generally accepted as good, but not in the same borderline-over-the-top-ancient-temple-wants-to-kill-you-while-you-steal-its'-idol-and-kill-its'-dinosaurs way, so the people who originally wanted it weren't as excited on release.
Also people have pointed out that we haven't seen New Lara when she's older yet.
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>>90711946
Not that faggot, but everyone watches over rated trash.
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>>90623942
She the only reason why REAL feminists is a thing.
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>>90712179
You don't wanna encourage that kinda thing
>>90713791
>people having their eyes mysteriously forced to always look down
I just wanna say it's not always people being douches, it's involuntary, they're like eye magnets. Thankfully some people have more willpower to resist it.
>>90716934
Haven't seen her jugs, but she isn't ugly as sin judging from this pic.
And to be fair, those two cosplayers wear really well done stuff. Not everyone bothers checking if they made their own cosplay or if they know the characters well.
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>>90659378
Yes
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>>90713643
Aren't frogs an actual legitimate widespread ecological disaster in australia that needs to be exterminated from the entire ecosystem?
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>>90718445
No, what you're thinking of are cane toads.
They're so fucked that we're supposed to freeze them instead of just chucking them in the bin.
We have a lot of neato frogs.
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>>90649990
>>90650055
>>90649857
still would
give her surgeon a medal because she still looks great
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>>90711342
>lesbian
Pretty sure she has a boyfriend.
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>>90717525
i remember renting that back in 90, i jerked off so fucking much that weekend.
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>>90716170
>>90716873
All the while you have been arguing I've imagined you two as a pair of anime girls one flat one busty getting in each other's face, getting progressively angry and unknowingly grinding each other tits.
It made me hard.
Sorry
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>>90626146
she hasn't gotten to 300k yet
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You guys are fuckin weird.
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>>90721972
just go back to safe driving, BA
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>>90721972
Did you too get bullied in your youth because of your boob size?
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>>90722623
Yes.
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>>90722914
lame, you should have been able to rise above that petty girl talk. they just jealous of what you had.
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>>90722914
If it makes you feel any better now you get to bully Boco
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>>90723112
That's not very special, everyone bullies Boco.
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>>90723130
But when you do it he gets really embarrassed and it's funny
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