Civil War 2 abridged.

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Our lucky number is 8

>>90523963
Bitchin

>>90523989
You're Samson?
Samson.
Doc Samson.
You're Doc Samson, alive.

>>90523989
>Samson, I just want to rape frog man. I can't let him get away with what he did.
>So,
>can you help me do it?
>Or are you gonna make me rape him alone?

>>90523989
You and everybody else drinking that unfiltered, unpure water. Destroying our perfect Aryan genes.
Samson...
It has to be me, I need to rape Frogman. It won't be easy, but I'll find a way.
If I do, then maybe, just maybe, this nightmare will end.

>>90524163
rolling for this.

>>90523989
>I think the frogman might have gotten to Rhodey.
>God!
>My own boyfriend keeps making nonstop comments about my hair
>Frogman must have sent his slimly little soliders to turn him agayinst me

>>90524187
Rolling for "agayinst"

>>90523989
>How could we have been so blind Samson?
>Gays...
>At first I thought they were harmless....
>But now I can't trust them what if it's not just Frogman but the Gays behind this

>>90523989
>It makes sense though
>First,
>the frogs turn the water gay then the water turns us all gay
>Humans can't procreate and then Frogman takes over

>>90524116
>>90524163
>>90524187
>>90524224
>>90524260
rolling for all of these. OP's choice.

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>>90524277
Here we go.

Magic number is 2


I gotta sleep anons. I'm sorry. I'll make the edit of the winner tomorrow if the thread is still up then we can continue.

>>90524343
>I just should have seen the signs dammit!
>Iceman, the guy who asked me to suck on his popsicle twice a week, all of a sudden coming out
>It was the damn water all along!
>They got Bobby? Damn.

>>90524343
good night OP

>>90524388
It won't be the same without ya, OP.

Maybe we can find another editing anon

Please. Someone repost these for next time.

>>90524343
>I need pills.
>The kind you put up your butt!
>Good pills!

>Bueno.

>>90524383
Rolling. RIP Bobby.

>>90523963
BUMP FOR WHEN OP COMES BACK

Bimp

>>90524383
Rolling.

>>90524383
Rolling for bobby

>>90524343
Jesus, what if it was the Jews
Honestly ought to be shot, everyone of them
Samson, we need to genocide the Jews, for I am Fuhrer

Seig heil

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Don't mind me, just redoing the done pages in decent looking font to bump the thread

Font is Digital Strip if OP wants to use it

>>90531419
Doing God's work, anon.

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>>90525244
I SEE A DUBS!

Hit me up with a 7

>>90531482
Missed you, OP.

As for the next panel, I'm going to roll this one >>90524383

>>90524383
rolling

>>90524383
rolling

>>90524383
Roll for. >>90531482

>>90532890
come on, give me a 7!

>>90532890
>>90532990
>two 90s in a row.

Whoa.

>>90533027
finally

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>>90533027
Poor Bobby.

8

>>90533133
>Now he refers to himself as the popsicle
>That's so gay
>Gay? as in the frogs?

>>90533169
rolling

>>90533133
>Well it was Jean who did it.
>really
>yeah, but we still blame frogs

>>90533169
rolling

>>90533133
bok choy, for this big boi, makes me say

oi oi oi

>>90533824
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRroll.

>>90533133
>Jean Grey....
>Huh?
>She must be in league with frogman. But why?

>>90533133
I sucked him off once too. They're evolving

>>90533133
>And the filthy jews
>Carol, I'm a jew
>They've indoctrinated the frogs

>>90534303
rolling

>>90531419
Hnnnnnnng that's so much better. Idk why it's looking all funky at small sizes, but hey -- it's still a huge improvement.

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>>90534633
>>90534303
It seems /pol/ was right again.

Let's keep going with 8, shall we?

>>90534848
>carol, I have a confession
>i'm a frog
>you're human
>no, I'm part frog
>didn't you ever wonder about the green hair?

>>90534848
>That's not true, goy. or I would know about it.
>And the aglets. I'm so close to discover their true purpose
>When was the last time you slept, anyways? You look and sound like absolute shit.

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>>90535388
Uh-oh

4

>>90535497
>And I just raped you. Do I have AIDS now?
>Worse, Carol. You're a jew. A gay jew.

>>90535497
>I-I see. are you clean?
>when was the last time you had water?

>>90535534
>>90535544
Do 4 dubs override the 4?

>>90535575
Only trips override, I think.

>>90531419
You're the greatest.

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>>90535534
Fucking Jews.

4

>>90535741
>Fuck. What will Rhodey say now? He was already mad because of my short hair. He's going to put me in an oven. And I can't lead SHIELD If I'm a jew.

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>>90535844
The tension rises.

Shooting for a 7.

>>90535961
Now you join the frog army in the upcoming war

>>90536061
roll

>>90536061
reroll

>>90535961
>They don't have to know

>>90536061
roll

>>90535961
Who cares? Fuck that nig.

>>90536061
>>90537661
>>90537761
61 trips. nice.

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>>90537787
1

>>90537901
>Wait, he's black?!?

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>>90537944
That was fast.

1 again.

>>90538012
>Oh no! That's degenerate. That's it. I'm joining the jew frogs army.

>>90538012
>Shit. Okay, fine. But I'm still raping Frogman. He's just too sexy.

>>90538012
>So.
>Uhh.
>Samson.
>How are we going to deal with this?

>>90538012
>This needs to stay between us, doc. Imagine if he found out. He'd be devastated, and join a suicide mission.

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>>90538244
Winrar!

Page complete.

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Our lucky number is 5.

>>90538012
>All those CDs I lent him, I thought he lost them. I should have guessed.

>>90538351
>You don't have to tell me twice! But in the Stone Age...

>>90538351
>Hey now. I thought you were gay.

>>90538351
>Sure. Whatever
>Now I'm gonna turn my head
>We frogs are going to eat all your children

>>90538434
rolling

>>90538351
>Hand check!

>>90538417
Re roll.

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>>90538488
>>90538434
9

>>90538351
roll for gay frogs

>>90538552
>My husbando transcends orientation.

>Fucking waifu fags ruining everything.

>>90538552
>Shut it, der jude
>Oy

>>90538552
>I am.

>Oh.
>Okay.
>Then why do you want to rape a frogMAN?

>I'm trans you shitlord

>>90538552


>Youre next, mister!
>In your dreams, Captain Crew-cut.

>>90538608
roll

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>>90538600
Dubba dub dub in my tub.

0

>>90538678
Rolling >>90538653 for this one

>>90538678
>Say that again.
>Waifufags. Ruin. Everything.
>Oh HELL naw

>>90538783
rolling

>>90538783
roll

>>90538783
they see me rollin

>>90538783
Reroll, but the last bubble says
>I need a moment.
Instead

Rolling for this >>90538783 with this change >>90538904

>>90538904
>>90538946
I'm >>90538877
and I agree with these guys

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>>90538877
>>90538783
Look at that!

Now we need a 5

>>90538678
rolling for next one, as >>90538877 won

>Carol. Come on.
>You don't understand.
>You need to be faithful to your values. You can't call yourself gay and then fuck the first frog that comes along.
>Shut up.

>>90538980
rolling

>>90538980
Rolling

>>90538980
roll

>>90538980
Reroll

>>90538980
give me a 5!

>>90539018
>>90539083
>>90539134
>>90539159
>>90539170
Thanks for the (You)s, folks.

let's see if we can get a 5

>>90538977
>Carol. Come on.
>You don't understand.
>You need to be faithful to your values. You can't call yourself gay and then fuck the first frog that comes along. Now help me with my shitposting.
>Shut up

>>90539234
REEEEEEEEEE-roll

>>90539217
let's go for it

>>90539265
wew

>First you betray your heart, then you betray the world, Carol.

>Let's see, Cap's dick pics...

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>>90539265
>>90539234
Let's hit for a 4.

>>90539349

this one >>90539330

>>90539349

this >>90539330

>>90539349
>Allow me to show you...A future of pansexuality

>>90539349
>Should I use a Bane quote? Is that too forced?

>>90539551
Rolling

>>90539349
>Fine. Be that way. Bitch.

>>90539330
roll

>>90539551
Reroll

>>90539330
jeez

BY THE POWER OF KEK

>>90539660
You think Kek is your ally, behold!

>>90539551
Reroll

>>90539527
roll

>>90539722
I am defeated.

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>>90539722
>>90539551
Will Carol comment on the dick pic? Or focus on the weird weeb shit outside? Stay tuned.

9

>>90539807
Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes

>>90539807
>What use are values,
>if they hold me back
>from his frog cock?

>>90540068
roll

>>90539807
>You know, things were different. Not too long ago I could just blame everything on Jean Grey for the gaypocalypse. But now that the LSD finally kicked in, everything points to one thing...

>>90539807
>You don't get it.
>frogman's gone cosmic
>he plans to turn all of space time gay

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This might take a while, just finished page 2. Font gets fucked anything under 20pt

>>90540068
roll

>>90540124
Take your time, anon.

Damn, I love these threads. It's not too often that we have nice things

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>>90540089
>>90540068
Here you go. 4

>>90540103
r-r-r-r-r-rooooooll!

>>90539807
>Baneposting? In 2017?
>Jesus Christ ... what has this world come to?
>We're all doomed.

>>90540169
>Maybe his frog cock is not meant for man

>>90540169
>Carol, are you drunk?

>>90540124
After its all finished please please please post a download link or do a Storytime thread.

>>90540193
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>90540169
Whatever, Carol. I'm gonna banepost.

>>90540169
>Carol, help me
>Huh
> My face is stuck in this panel. And it's getting tighter
>Fuck you
>Ahhhh

>>90540202
Reroll

>>90540214
>>90540193
3

>>90540214
>>90540193

WINRAR

>>90540250
trips tho >>90540222

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>>90540246
Oops forgot image.

3

>>90540169
>Is he a big gay for you?
>...
>I'm sorry.
>I'm about to leak this conversation on the web.
>I'll rape you to death.
>Please do.

>>90540276
Trips came second tho :/

>>90540279

>Hmm

>>90540279
ok let's try this again

>...
>I'm not actually shitposting.
>I'm about to leak this conversation on the web.
>I'll rape you to death.
>Please do.


imagine writing around the world knowing Carol is a frog rapist, anons

>>90540279
I am no man.

>>90540279
*sniff*

>>90540279
>I am no man.
>Carol, I found something that might interest you
>Frogman?
>Will you stop thinking of frog cock for a second?

I'm going to be disappointed if no one edits That Frog Curtis in this
>RIBBIT MOTHERFUCKER RIBBIT!

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>>90540399
0

>>90540478
im getting this shit through

>I'm not actually shitposting.
>I'm about to leak this conversation on the web.

>>90540478
>Stop your whining, heathen!
>The frog empire will accept no tears

>>90540478
Is that coke?
If it's coke you have to share.

>>90540478
>Don't cry carol
>Now is not the time for tears, that comes later

>>90540583
roll

>>90540513
Reroll

>>90540513
ROLL, FOR KEK!

>>90540586
roll

>>90540478
>Don't cry Carol remember
>You'll always have Spider-Women pussy

>>90540513
>>90540586
>>90540583

These are all amazing. If this comment wins the first one of these to get 2 more rolls is my choice.

>>90540478
>What would you have me do?
>Take the cock myself?

>>90540478
>Shh, no tears, only dreams now.

>>90540583

This, and the next panels should be:
>I'm crying you dipshit.
>...disappointing.

>>90540586
rerolll

>>90540478
Hey, we're still alive! God bless you OP, and God Bless Doc Samson's Smugness against Waifufags.

>>90540586
rolling for

>>90540824
Rolling for baneposting

why are we getting so many 4?

>>90540513
ROOOLL

>>90540854
Is it not obvious? They're 4 you.

Reroll for the baneposting one.

>>90540586
roll roll roll

>>90540513
THIRD POST FOR SAMEFAGGING

>>90540772
This

>>90540896
ROLLL DAMMIT

>>90540513
help

>>90540932
I came up with the coke one, but this one is good too.
Re-Roll for the one this guy rolled for!

>>90540767
roll

>>90540586
I'M FEELING LUCKY

>>90540772
Roll

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>>90541022
>>90540586
7

>>90541086
Fuck off you half frog inhuman monstrosity

>>90541086
S-samson...

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>>90541117
7 again.

>>90541156
>You think the frogs are your allies?

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>>90541200
Fin!

>>90541156
Whispers
>Fucking space dyke

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7

>>90541317
>The frogs are invading us!

>>90541317
>Jen.
>I'm so wet right now.

>>90541317
Damn, your mom fuck a frog or something?

>>90541389
roll

>I have come to eat your pussy

>>90541317
>Wait
>You can fly?

>>90541317
I get it. You're strong.

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>>90541422
>>90541389
2

>>90541317
>Um ...
>I could see your snatch.

>>90541317
>welcome to jersey
>time for operation XLR

>>90541463
rolling >>90541425 and add

>No, jump good. *WATCHA*

>>90541463
>Hmmmm...
>You want that.
>Right?
>Yeah, it's just that, well. I've never told anyone this...

>>90541506
Rolling this

>>90541463
>So the frogs got to you?
>I'm trying to fight it
>well sometimes
>We think killing Frogman will cure everyone

>>90541463
>Wait, really?
>Yes, really.
>Not that this isn't my fantasy, but since when are you lesbian?

>>90541539
reroll.

>>90541506
^

>>90541562
>>90541566
Damn, back to back winrars. Impressive.

>>90541463
>Finally, you could fills a lake with my juices
>Know how you feel, just finished eating out a Puerto Rican bridesmaid part
>Help me Jenifer I've been eating out all of our female prisoner for the last six hours

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>>90541562
>>90541539
9

>>90541612
Please stop this. It's like you're writing really bad r34 and you don't know how the english language or sex works

>>90541497
Yeah I was aiming for that reference

>>90541637
That's the joke

>>90541632
>Um
>What's wrong?
>It's just...
>You can tell me.
>Well here's the thing about me and the frogman. I want to rape him. Don't tell anyone, but I'm REALLY into that. It's his giant dick.
>How giant?

>>90541673
R O L L
O
L
L

>>90541632
>so...
>ummmm
>yeah I'm in
>really?
>that green slimball made my whole dildo collection pointless, I sunk over a grand into it over the years
>ouch

>>90541673
>You will never be Frogman and be raped by a beautiful green giantess.

>>90541673
roll

>>90541715
reroll

>>90541719
>>90541722
Thanks for the rolls boys :)

>>90541715
roll?

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>>90541719
>>90541722
>>90541673
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

3

>>90541834
>It's as long as a frog's tongue
>wait you're saying that....
>yes, my pussy is the only one that can take it
>well with being killed
>good luck

>>90541834
>It's so big the last time it penetrated something it caused the War of Kings
>Oh my
>I'm the only living thing that can take it. Don't tell Carol
>Sure

>>90541834
>It's about the size of my arm.
>Huh, wow.
>I'm the only living thing that can take it. Don't tell Carol.
>Sure.

>>90542047
This

>>90541834
>It's literally bigger than Hulks
>Wait, how do you...
>I've been training for this day my whole life. I'm the only hope you have!
>Er...

>>90542047
this might do

>>90541834
>Bigger than you are.
>That's terrifying!
>No, what's terrifying is what the gay frog water is making me want to do to you. You're cute when you're scared.
>Uhm-
>

>>90541834
>Bigger than Dan Slott's left titty.
>You measured that?
>More than measured.
>I left scars.
>Oy vey

Can we photoshop Hamk Hill over Maria Hill?

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>>90542325

>>90542589
>>90542266
C'mon, Op, he got dubs. You're slacking.

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>>90542804
>>90542266
I knew that!

8

>>90542589
when did maria hill become hank

>>90542906
When she realized she had to bring the proPain.

>>90542889
>I know Carol has called dibs, and after Mar-Vel I don't blame her, but she doesn't have the experience needed.
>Listen; those ain't my hands clapping
>So THAT"S the sound.

>>90542889
>I'm the only living being who could possibly survive sex with frogman
>But don't tell Carol, she'd probably start a war if she found out.
>Sure

>>90543256
rolling

>>90542889
>This era has been tough, with no more mutants, too many lesbians, and a President MODOK, but the people need a Jesus.
>Too bad there's no Jesus, only Frogman.
>Shabadadoo

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>>90543311
>>90543256
1

>>90542325
>>90542589
I like the Hank Hill meme, but he didn't roll for it. That's some bullshit shenanigans.

Also you forgot one maria

>>90543372
>The Truth about Frogman is...
>Wait, no you can't know yet. Maybe later, Hill.

>>90543372
>As Ribbitsus Christ is my witness, I will never let Carol start this war.
>If I do, may God smite this world with obnoxious brown lesbians.
>Amurrica

>>90543372
>You know, Hill. I've just broken the thights of an entire courtroom. And I'm still hungry.
>Don't hold back

>>90543450
Rolling

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>>90543477
Done. Give me a sec to get the next page ready.

>>90543450
rolling

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7

>>90543839
>She will be the first to fall

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>>90543977
3

>>90544060
>But why, she/her/hulk?
>America is our future. She is my sis from another miss. I would let her perform a bruja ritual on my vagina if Nick Fury didn't plunder it years ago. Please, Preferred Pronouns Hulk.
>Let me take her.

>>90544205
A 3 for this one

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>>90544244
>>90544205
5

>>90544435
>You do that, and we'll have an epidemic of #WOKE Laninas on our hands as well
>PP Hulk! Please! It's Latinx!
>What, they're fucking robots now?
>Are they going after our automated jobs too?! Oh, the nerve of those wet-backs...oil backs...

>>90544629
Roll

>>90544629
rolling

>>90544629
Rerolling

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>>90544895
>>90544629
Not very progressive preferred pronoun Hulk.

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>>90545031
>You are a shitlord, Xhir-Hulk. I don't want to fuck you anymore.
>You would have died anyways.
>You'll be glad to know that War Machine is slaughtering everything south of the frontier.
>...What?

>>90545171
reroll

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>>90545300
>>90545171
Page fin

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I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-OGsSb0BPU

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>>90545445

I hope the giant frog cocks drown us in green goo!

>>90545445
>Buy Jessica Jones before they cancel it, Please!

>>90545445
>and that's why we need to take back the shield. anyway, now let's move on to our next story here on KKK news.

>>90545517
reroll?

>>90545507
reroll

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>>90545561
>>90545517

>>90545692
>oh mhay lourd, it's so terrible. all those dicks trigger me so baddy
>you wouldn't have so happened to drink frog water lately would you?
>why?

>>90545692
Number, op?

>A bunch of brave black godesses were attacked by an opressive shitlord cloud of frog piss

>I was just standing here fighting the patriarchy, and the cloud came...and I became the protagonist of my own book!

>Look, over there!
>Here come the reviews!

>>90545692
>So there I was, minding my own damn bizness. I dindu nuffin wrong. All of a sudden THE FUCKING KKK came out of nowhere and lit my little niglet on fire. Baby Tyrone is gone!
>Are you trying to tell me the KKK burned your child? I know they hate us niggers, but I simply don't believe you.
>BITCH WHAT?!

>>90545692
Oh, uh, 4

>>90545875
REROLL NOW THAT WE HAVE THE NUMBER

>>90545848
roll

>>90545875
they see me rollin

they hatin

>>90545692

>Being knocked up by giant jew frog dicks is my dream!

>Aren't you afraid of becoming a Jew?

>Yes...

>>90545692
>>90545848
Borrowing

>I was just standing here fighting the patriarchy, and the cloud came...and I became the protagonist of my own book!
>Madame/Godess-of-her-own-body/Xir, are you saying this was a divine retribution, and the frogs didn't do anything?
>They's good boys

>>90545875
roll

>>90546000
thanks for your trips of victory, anon

>>90546000
>not using dindu nuffin
good trips tho

>>90546036
I was hoping that was implied by the "Didn't do anything" and "They's good boys"

I mean, if we can prove /co/ random shitposting can do subtlety better than Bendis...

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>>90546000
0

>>90546106
>Dafuq?
>Carl, didn't I tell you to leave my vibrator at home? This is so embarrassing.

>>90546106
>Look over there!
>Reviews!

>>90546106
>Don't make dildo jokes
>I know Xhirhulk is genderfluid, but this is ridiculous.

>>90546106
>Look, the great green dick!
>I swear, if "All-Star" by Smash Mouth starts playing in the background...

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>>90546155
5

>>90546206
>Nigger!
>Nigger!!
>Nigger!!!
>Nigger!!!!
>Nigger!!!!!
>Nigger!!!!!!
>Nigger!!!!!!!

>>90546206
>Oh God, it's monstrous!
>Xir, how gay are you feeling?
>Just like my Japanese Animes!
>Do you feel any desire to kneel down and suck my balls? Any at all?
>This is only half a dose, doc!
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME-
>Go back to France, Froggy!

>>90546206
>A daring synthesis
>10/10 IGN
>Patriarchy crushing tights -Comicsalliance
>It made me want to cry -Mackintosh Cuckington
>So human and relatable -TheMarySue
>Move Aside, Wonder Woman
>10 reasons why Uniqua is the perfect hero to resist Trump
>YAASS QUEEN

>>90546333
TRIPS TRIPS!!

OP, I surrender my dubs! They were wasted anytways!

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>>90546333
3

>>90546434
>YAAAAS QUEEEEN
>Oh my god what is that!
>It smells like chicken tendies and dried cum!

>>90546434
>Millar did it better the first time
>Yeah, but...
>That one sucked too. Frogman isn't much worse.

>Episode of Bardock was overrated
>No, fuck you Brolyfag.
>Don't make me get Charles Soule to write your life.

>>90546534
reroll

>>90546485
Rolling

>>90546620
rolling as well

>>90546534
Civil War vs Civil War roll

When this is all done someone will collect all the pages together right?

>>90546680
It's going to be one hell of a job but we hope someone does

>>90546485
rollityroll

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>>90546713
>>90546485
Page complete.

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>>90546809
>Finally, sweet death
>That's so #Inspiring
>I'm so fucked up

>>90546809
>I miss Gargoyles
>Brooklyn was my husbando
>If I had Demona's breasts right now...

>>90546809
>Daredevil?
>And yet she is still out that fags league

>Guys what the hell is happening to my hands

>>90546809
>Aagh?
>2/10, not gay enough
>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HANDS?!

>>90546809
>What...
>the...
>fuck?

>>90546923
Roll.

>>90546944
Okay, give me a second, I'm gonna get some food first.

>>90546809
>Oooh, nudity!
>My nipples could cut diamonds right now.
>My input is irrelevant to the narrative.

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>>90546944
Page fin.

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>>90547642
>Fucking called it

>>90547642
I can see the future!

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>>90547711
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>>90547719
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

>>90547758
Rolling for this >>90547719

>>90547758
The Normies!
They've ruined everything!

>>90547758
>Where did everyone go? Wait..
>I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

>>90547719
>>90547758
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>90547758
THIS>>90547719

>>90547826
Rolling, rolling, rolling along

>>90547758
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on9S95CctKM

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>>90547833
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>>90547902
>I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

Let's face the facts, over 50% of his bubbles will be that.

>>90547902
I SEE TENDIES

>>90547902
THE FUTURE!

>>90547902
>Aw shit
>Post yfw there's no chicken tendies in the future
>REEEEEE

>>90547902
>Bendis won't be fired!

>New York will be destroyed. Off screen. IN THE FUTURE!

>OH NO! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!

Rolling for everything he says to be in all caps from now on.

>>90547902
OH FUCK, I'll forget to turn off the oven!

>>90547957
roll

>>90547992
Rolling.

>>90548027
Rolling for every FUTURE to be in all caps

>>90547902
GIMME GIMME CHICKEN TENDIES

>>90547992
rolling

>>90547992
roll again, I like this one