Let's have some fun tonight /co/. Tonight, we're gonna

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First post to score a 4 will determine what the text on the first panel says.

>>90503697
>>She-Hulk, you're turn.
>>So...anyways...
>>You know in the Hulk cartoon Disney made, I'm a stunt driver? I guess Marvel really thinks kids can't understand what a lawyer is. Take that as a massive red flag for the story you are about to read.

>>90503697
>Mrs. Hulk, if you will.

>Thanks your honor.

>While the defendant may have been a sociopath, he did not deserve to be raped by a man in a bat costume. Let alone one that was encouraged by the police force. While we're at it, who the hell thought it was okay for one man to have all that artillery hidden under threat most dangerous city in America? It's like you were taunting all these criminals with fancy toys.

>>90503697
>Order! Order! This shitty event has now begun!

>This is actually just a prologue.

>Anyway, Jonathan Powers.
>Who the fuck is the Jonathan Powers you may ask? According to the Marvel wiki, he's a Daredevil villain called the Jester, although there have apparently been 2 others. He did a whole bunch of shit like distribute fake news, rob banks, get posessed by demons, attempted murder, start a race war... the usual stuff. Despite all this, he somehow only served like, a year of actual jailtime, probably because he's a rich white male. Anyway, the cops weren't happy about him being released so damn soon, so they decided to entrap him.

>>90503697
>to score a 4
What does that mean?

Have you seen that Illuminating Comics has started again? New pages of Civil War 2 each day this week, then every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday

>>90503697
>For the last time, Walters, the frogs aren't gay.

>You just haven't broken conditioning yet.

>I'm not saying that homosexuals didn't have natural feelings. I'm not getting into it, I mean, quite frankly, give me a break. And you're all shocked that I'm bashing it and don't like gay people. I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin' frogs gay.

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>>90505190
First person to have a post number with the number 4 at the end.

>>90505234
Winrar. Looks like we Alex Jones now.


Next panel's lucky number is 1

>>90505327
>But let's leave that aside for now.
>Jonathan Powers.
>As the Jester he did a whole bunch of shit like rob banks, get posessed by demons, start a race war... the usual stuff.
>Thanks to his white privilege, he only spent like a year in jail.
>This pissed off the feds, so they decided to entrap him by getting him drunk and have him say what crimes he'd like to commit.

>>90505327

>I mean, look at this guy.
>He's fucking asleep.
>This asshole got dressed, came here, only to fall asleep.
>Seriously, fuck this guy in his dirty fuckhole.
>I'm right in front of him, green breasts the size of his head, and the water has him dreaming of frog dicks.

>>90505529
Rolling for this guy's suggestion

>>90505327
>Look at the face of my client. Look at it. My client was sexually violated by a pack of these frogs. Wait, what the hell do they call a pack of frogs? Nevermind. My client was assaulted by these frogs and now suffers severe mental anguish from the incident. He wakes up screaming at night in a cold sweat to heavy panting croaking sounds in his dreams.

>>90505529
>>90505634
Seconding, I want our Civil War II to be about heroes trying to stop the gay frogs.

>>90505675
What do you guys have against the French.

>>90505327
>Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this man is fucking Z-list. The 'Jester'? You people think a man called 'Jester' is gonna be a major threat in the near future? I mean just let him go.

>Even if you do put him away, he'll just resurface as a crowd filler in the next stupid event anyway.

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>>90505671
Sounds sexy.

The magic number is 6

These unlettered pages really put in perspective how much Bendis abuses dialogue.

>>90505770
>Now he will always be forced to live with the fact that he had a frog dick rammed up his asshole. Do you know what that means, people of the jury, do you have any idea the ramifications of it?!? That makes him gay too. Jester must always live with the fact that he is now gay due to the gay frogs. He will always be a faggot deep down inside even if he doesn't like dicks. I urge anyone in this courtroom who has children to think of their child. Could you imagine the devastation of knowing that when your child grows up, they could catch the gay from the gay frogs?

>>90505327
OP I like what you're doing, but please use a better font. I'd suggest as close to the comics' original one as possible.

>>90506211
What font do you recommend?

If this gets a 6 BTW it doesn't count.

>>90506307
Shit man, I don't know, excuse me if I'm speaking out of my ass...let's see...

I googled around and I like this http://www.blambot.com/font_crimefighter.shtml but I'm by no means a graphic designer.

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>>90503660
Trying to mussel in on Illuminated's turf?

>>90505770
>of all people know it's not easy being green but come on!

>>90506779
Fuck, I lost it. rolling for this.

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>>90506856
>>90506779
Ask and ye shall receive.

>>90506525
Sorry anon, I tried it but it just makes it look worse. But if anyone could find a better one I'd be more than happy to retry.

May have lost the original font in the process though.

Our next number is 3.

>>90507081
>What we must do is simple.
>really simple
>you might not like it. hell, I know a lot of people will hate me for this
>bet we have to kill Frogman

>>90507081
>I hope you all like gay frogs jokes. Because this is a Bendis book. Which means there are two other pages of nothing but dialogue. All from me.

>>90506708
Kek

>>90507081
>Gay frog packs...
>fuck it...
>An unkindness of gay frogs violated my client because of the water...
>...the water we're all drinking.

>>90507081
>I should tell you,
>as a "test,"
>I drank, like, four gallons of the water myself.
>Yes, I'm looking at you, ma'm.

>>90510925
Rerolling this.

>>90507081
>Poisoned water.
>Gay frogs
>And you think the seven-foot-tall green lawyer is crazy?
>Frankly, I'm hurt.

>>90507081
>And the worse part is, that's really gay. My client had a dick shoved up his asshole so he's gay by default now. These frogs will give us the gay if we let them.

>>90510925
>>90511015
>>90511145

Three 5s in a row???
Fuck this. I'm re-rerolling for >>90510925 too.

>>90511193
finally

>>90507081
>Next thing you know, they'll be turning frogs gray and incessantly bi-polar

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>>90511193
>>90510925
Congrats anons. First page of our parody is done!

>>90511381
Awesome. It only took 6 hours.

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Page two, here we go.

We're rolling for a 0.

>>90511416
>See, on any normal day, I'd be dieing for some BBC.
>But not now.
>That I'm not hulking out of these clothes and dragging that man over there off for some snu-snu is proof of the water's effects.

>>90511477
rolling.

>>90511477
Came here essentially to post this.

>>90511477
>TFW Jen wont drag you off for snoo snoo

Reroll

>>90511503
>>90511533
>two 3s after the previous one wanted 3s
Well ain't that some shit. Rerolling for >>90511477

>>90511503
>>90511533
>two 3s in a row

>>90511546
>>90511576
>two 6s in a row

What does it mean? (reroll for >>90511477)

>>90511416
>The Flint water crisis is only a cover.
>Started by this man.
>Mr. Wilford wants to cover up that the water is making the frogs gay and making Skrillex popular.

I really like the idea of Conspiracy Theory Jen.

>>90511477

Fuck any other suggestions, including my own. Rolling for the only possible panel: >>90511477

OP here. You guys /really/ seem to like >>90511477 suggestion. Should I just use it anyway?

>>90511704
Sure, just make it a cutoff. Like 5 recs.

>>90511416
>All I'm saying is if we banned the brown folk from coming into this country, the green folk would prosper.
>There is a green genocide being perpetuated in this country.
>There's only three of us left not including the chinaman.

>>90511704

Yes, go with that one - it ties in the continuity of the previous page.

>I wanted to do something similar, but was afraid it'd be too /pol/. That anon did it just right.

>>90511704
Do so OP

>>90511704
I literally wrote that one>>90511780
and I'd prefer id you used this one instead because I just think it's funnier than my contribution.>>90511477

>>90503697
>that art
shit
I might download civil war II just to look at it

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>>90511477
You truly are blessed by kek.

>>90511780
Sorry anon, but everyone seems to like that more.

And with that, the next number is 7 because that truly is the luckiest number. New rule though, dubs will automatically bypass whichever number I post .

>>90511919
>Even now, a midget policeman attempts to dry hump my client. You all must ask yourselves: will we remain blind to these amphibian sodomites?

>>90511919

>Oh, don't give me that face, Mr. Jones.
>He's all yours.
>Thanks to the water, my nethers are drier than an antiperspirant ad.
>Instead of laying the oil pipe, I'm thinking about diving into her hidden valley.
>(Okay, maybe I'm a little moist now.)

>>90511919
>Honestly, I have completely forgotten what charges my client is being accused of this time. It doesn't matter. All that matters is the water man, I'm so slutty that I slept with the Juggernaut, and yet right now I feel nothing when surrounded by men. And I'm not the only one affected, ever since she drank that water, Carol Danvers insists on that horrible haircut. Coincidence? I think not. This is clearly all part of the gay agenda.

>>90511919
>Your honor, those frogs are a menace to society Hopping menaces. Who knows who they'll rape next. Any one of us could fall victim to these amphibian fiends. If we don't force these frogs gay, it could lead to a horrific trend of sexual assaults. My client is living proof of the damage these things can do. Why stop us when what we're pushing for can stop this tragedy from happening again?

>>90511919
>I ask the court, where is the justice for my client? Where? My client can't even look at a box of Honey Smacks without picturing sticky frog tongues lapping at his anus. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jester has lost his smile. And I don't know if he'll ever get it back.

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>>90512197
Those damn frogs man.

We're looking for a 2.

>>90511919

Well, we got Panel 2 (I don't even know what number OP Is choosing) >>90512197

Panel 3 (I don't even know what number OP is choosing):
>Water. Gay frogs.
>Jenifer Waters turning down giant black cock.
>Surely you can understand the significance of the catastrophe we're facing?
>Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..."

>>90512409
>There is only one solution. We must rape the frogs before they rape us. Plus, by raping them we will be cured of the gay infection, Dr. Hank McCoy told me so! I can go back to banging the Juggernaut.

>>90512409
>Seeing as how you all think I'm crazy. I put the water in all of your water cups that are bellow the last pannel. Congrats everyone, you are all now gay just like the frogs. Soon when the water gets into your system you'll all be gay.

>>90512409
>Can you imagine?
>Armies of tadpoles shooting their tadpoles in you.
>At least, I think that's how they rape. I don't know how it works.
>I'm surprised they let me stay a lawyer, honestly.

>>90512629

Made me giggle. I read it in the Half Life Full Life Consequences voice,

>>90512559
Rolling for this

>>90512645
rolling for this one

Rolling for this
>>90512645
OP, this is a good thread, well done.

>>90512645
Voting.

>>90512645

Rolling for this because it brings up a point I've wondered: did she have to take the bar exam again as She-Hulk? Hasn't it been stated that there are psychological changes between her two forms?

>>90512559
Rolling

>>90512409
>let's not forget frogman
>that guy raped the old Caption Marvel in times square
>I must stress how I said the old Caption Marvel, yeah that's right
>the sick frog dug up Mar-Vel's body just for sex

>>90512696
>>90512759
Imo that one would make a great fourth panel. For the third, I'm rolling for this one >>90512645

>>90512559
Rolling for this one.

>>90512773
Eh, one more roll.

>>90512409
What's next? Will catfish leap from our lakes to assault our fine American Fisherman? I don't believe that's the kind of slick wet pussy they're looking for. Not at all.

>>90512773
Due to my love for Frogman, this get a roll from me.

>>90512773
Alright rolling for this one

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>>90512912

>>90512912
And now this civil war II parody has kicked off with
Frogman raping Carol's old love interest.

Let's see where this goes.

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>>90512912
>>90512773
The hero we deserve?

Who here has a 6 for me?

Five votes for >>90512645
before we hit the actual 2 >>90512912

I like both of them.
OP's choice.

>>90513080

I do.

>This is the jury? Fuck. He looks like a Guardian of the Universe.
>Her hair spells SGNU
>DKR Batman
>Holy fuck, we've hit the motherload! That fucking face. Those sideburns. The water's got you craving some amphibian cock, right?
>Frog faggot.

>>90513080
Rolling for >>90512645 seeing as how many people want it.

>>90513080
>I'm not saying we should go out and rape frogman
>mostly because I now want pussy more than dick
>but something has to be done
>I dunno maybe this whole court case is a pointless use of time. My client robbed a bank, I don't even know how all this talk about frogs started
>Now can we start the court room orgy already?

>>90513286
winrar.

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>>90513286
There's my 6!

I'm hungry at the moment. So I'm gonna go grab a bite to eat and post the template + call number when I get back. Don't get raped by frogs without me.

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>>90513450

if only we we're allowed to write the script for marvels civil war movie. Imagine how much better it would be with an extra dose of autism

>>90513718
It would be glorious.

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Hey guys, I'm back. Magic wheel tells me we're hitting for a 9.

>>90514616
>No?
>No orgy?

>Okay fine, you fascist.
>We'll move on with my client.
>As you can see, he pleads insanity on the basis of autism.

>>90514662
rolling

>>90514662
rolling

>>90514616
>Do you want to go first?
>Or me?
>I should tell you though, I'm a Hulk.
>It means this will be a long and painful...
>for you.

>>90514616
>Except for the guys, you all can fuck off. Also, that dude in the back with the retarded Sonic necklace dressed as a girl isn't invited. Really? No one? No one wants to bang me? Come on, I'm a literal giantess, people would pay good money for this. No? Fuck this shit, you're the reason Hillary is turning our frogs gay.

>>90514662
rolling

>>90514616

>Chemicals in the water turning frogs into gay rapists.
>The same chemicals can make a slut like me give up the dick.
>Don't you realize the danger you're all in?
>I have the stamina of the Hulk.
>I will scissor you women raw and bloody.

>>90515055
Dubs trump the chosen number, right?

>>90514662
Rolling for this.

Also, OP, you may want to consider using two numbers as winners instead of one, at least if you want these threads to move faster.

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>>90515055
>>90514662
The magic of dubs!

I sense an 8 in our future.

>>90515178
It's dubs or number. I cant outright say it though, because it's a ban worthy offense here.

>>90515257
>I've been wonder for a while now, is that Bendis on the far left of the jury

>He isn't writing this is he?

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>>90515299
Hey, nice dubs. Next up is a number 3.

>>90515394
>Aww fuck.

>>90515394

> God, I'm wet.

>>90515445
this

>>90515394

>Frogs, man.

>>90515394
>well fucking fuck me with a spoon twice daily, then.

>>90515520

>>90515394

>Wu-tang.

>>90515394
>God dammit Bendis.

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>>90515603

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By the holy powers invested in me, I deem the next number 6

>>90515788
>Citizens of Latveria!
>We know Dr Doom is behind the gay frog rapist epidemic!
>Do the right thing for once in your gypsy lives and hand him over!
>For godssake they got Tony!
>My goddamn Best friend!

>>90515788
>Alright I managed to get sober enough to fly the suit with minimal casualties.
>Hold up? This isn't New York this is Doomland.

>And what's with all the gay frogs everywhere?

>>90515924
I like it.

>>90515924
rolling

>>90515788
>Aw, you niggas! The fucks going on, homies? We robbing that KFC or what?

>Ratatata!

>You niggers cool with me bringing my bitchin' mech suit

>Yeeeaaah, it's sweet. Ain't for you though!

>This shit's lined with mother fucking gold on the inside.

>>90515924
One more I guess

>>90515788
DoomFags!
Next Roma Gyppo shit that so much as moves gets the Peter David treatment....
Give me the Gay Frog cure and no one gets the ovens

>>90516451

>>90516499
ayyy

>>90516451
Rolling. Let's make War Machine /pol/. Then make him act shocked when he finds out he's black.

>>90516451
rolling

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>>90516499
>>90516543
Whoa

>>90516451
Kek smiles upon you...

I can smell a 0 coming.

>>90516451
rolling

>>90516680
Fuck you Steel! Kazaam sucked!

>>90516680
>For the last time faggot, we don't have it!

>>90516680
>Hey it's Don Cheadle!
>I love House of Lies!

>>90516680

>"Gay frog?"
>"Did this cracker say 'Gay frog?'"

...because they don't know he's black.
I also like the idea of WM being /pol/.

>>90516680
<unintelligible gyspy cursing>

>>90516680
Shut up metal man or we may finally decide to use plumbing and make your suit into a loo.

>>90516738
rolling in the deeeeeep

>>90516680
>Oy vey, those American gois founds us!

>>90516780
winrar!

did OP died?

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>>90516780
Good job friendo

Beware the number 4.

>>90517013
No, I was just getting surprise ready for you on the next page.

>>90517018
>Are you calling me a no good nigger?

>>90517018
TERRENCE HOWARD 4 LYFE!!!!!!!

>>90517018
I'm gonna cheatle your don if you don't deliver Doom right now, you gypsy vermin

>>90517063
seconding this.

>>90517018
>You have ten seconds to hand over Pence.

>>90517018
>I'm Terrance Howard.

>>90517018
>Actually I'm Terrance How...

>>90517094
eyyy

>>90517018
I know you pirated it

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>>90517094
>>90517063
Uh-oh, /pol/ machine looks angry.

*the number 7 floats by in the distance*

>>90517094
>>90517155
overkill

>>90517018

>MAGA

>>90517164
>You know what fuck it!
>Just take me to gitmo you trumphumper

>>90517176
Dumbass I said eyyy because it was a winner.

>>90517164
>Hey its cool mah nigga we good right we chill....right?

>>90517164

>Hey robot man
>I challenge you to a dance off!

>>90517164
Y'know what, Doom doesn't even pay me, fuck this shit, I'm done.

>>90517247

I think you just won again, anon.

>>90517247
Does this count?

>>90517164
>Look, we'll hand over the cure
>but you gotta sign my house of cards blu-ray

>>90517290
Does that count? I don't think it should unless you're responding to the image.

>>90517295

It should. It makes as much sense as anything.

>>90517164
Just fucking kill me, Doom literally fucks my wife 3 times a week.

>>90517164
>Listen buddy I don't see race.
>No seriously Doom stole all of our eyes

>>90517164

>No, you're a good nigg..
>Fuck, that came out wrong.

>>90517164
>No no I love Blacks
>See look at me do the nae nae right my brother?!

OP here. Should >>90517247 count or are we only considering things that are commented to the post?

>>90517164
Hey I love black people
my two slaves are black

>>90517439
Add it OP it will be funny

>>90517439
Since someone just won I say count things that commented to the post

>>90517439
Only replies to the post should count
like: >>90517437

>>90517439
I posted that and I'd prefer >>90517437

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>>90517437
The people spoke.

>>90517463
Nevermind there's a better option now

>>90517527
Oh, silly me, I forgot. The magic number is 2

>>90517527
Fucking hell...
Note to self, when I get home
Donate more to the KKK

>>90517527
mein brotah!

>>90517571
Rolling.

>>90517527
Dude doing the funky chicken.
Give cure.

>>90517527
Hitler was right...
And the gypsies burned
like california in the summer

>>90517571
Rolling

>>90517658
rolling

>>90517527
>Gitmo for you.
>Back then I had no idea that these men were not responsible for making the frogs gay.
>Thanos was.

>>90517723
lucky number 2 for this one please

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>>90517699
>>90517658
Lucky 9 dubs.

Here is the full page.

>>90517777
Lol someone else keeps getting my shit in via dubs

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MAGA!


I'm gonna say 5 is the good one.

>>90517806
>[insert pol meme here]
>something something BUILD A WALL something HUGE DEAL
>I agree sir it was really the [minority]'s fault
>TOPICAL POLITCAL REFRENCE
>BRIETBART QUOTE
>GRAB BENDIS BY THE PUSSY
>HUGE

>>90517806
Sir we are not legally allowed to change the Hollywood sign
BUT I WANNA
(fukkin cracka)
I WANT IT TO SAY LOSERWOOD
IN BIG LETTERS
AND THEN PUT A BIG "TRUMP WAS HERE" UNDER IT
LESS TEETH IVANKA, LESS TEETH!

>>90517806
>So why am I here?
>I want you to fly around the border rounding up Mexicans.
>I don't think my armors for that sir?
>Nonsense colonel Rodes.
>Remember what you did with those Gypsies in Latveria.
>This will be right up your alley.
>So what say what do you say?

>>90517806
Nah, man, Nah, this is just too easy
I agree, let's just not go there. You like football?
Hell yea, Jacksonville Jag-
THE FAGUARS
HOLY SHIT
OH MAN I FEEL BAD FOR YOU
MIGHT AS WELL BE A BROWNS FAN!

>>90517806
>Sir I'm here to report on th-
>CAN I JUST SAY I'M LOVING THE TAN TONY LOOKS GREAT
>Sir I'm Colonel Rh-
>I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD REOPEN THAT SPACE PRISON YOU HAD
>WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TONS OF JOBS A HUGE MOVE
>ANYWAY TONY IT'S TIME FOR MY NAP

>>90517922
rolling

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>>90517922
Will /Pol/ Machine let down his commander in chief, or fall under pressure?

Rolling for 1

>>90518067
It got dubs, it won.

>>90518089
Mexicans are honorary aryans sir...

>>90518089
Anything to show those spics.

>>90518089
I only have 2 great loves, Mr President. My country...and the reich. Sieg Heil.

>>90518089
But I love guacamole....

>>90505770
a pack of frogs is an army

>>90518089
But the gay frogs sir...

>>90518089
Sir shouldn't we be focusing on the real threat, short hair on our Women?

>>90518196
rolling

>>90518231
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHORT HAIR IS HOT
HOT

>>90518089
>Sir, when I came from Argentina to join the U.S. Army I signed up to kill niggers. But spics? My cousin is mexican for christ sake.

>>90518231
the plot thickens

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>>90518231
5! 5 numbers AH AH AH

>>90518305
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Sir?!
>SHORT HAIR IS HOT! HOT!

>>90518305
Are you gay Stark?
Rhod-- Whu? Sir?
Because not liking short hair is pretty fukkin gay. Had a bit too much tap water of late?

>>90518305
>No, I like to imagine them as boys from behind
>Me too, sir. me too...
>yer a gud kid, Rodes

>>90518305
>About that.....Carol, she...


>Danvers? What about her?

>....She was infected by the frogs.

>>90518305
>Hm you make a fair point I'll discuss it with that Captain Marvel guy.
>Sir that's my girlfriend.
>Say wha...?

>>90518089

>What about the gay frog cure, sir?

>>90518355
Fuck I won but I want this
>>90518336

>>90518305
>What color?
>What color, sir?
>Yeah. I like my bitches rainbow

>>90518305
>What about mine?
>But you're not a girl
>No, I mean like in general

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>>90518355

>>90518471
FUCK forgot again 8.

>>90518471
>You like dykes? What's next, traps?
>Rhody.
>You just don't understand, there is a tremendous difference between a masculine and feminine penis!
>In fact, liking feminine penises is the opposite of gay!
>Wow.
>So does Melania have a-
>I don't have time for this.

>>90518471
>>90518503
>But sir! They look like boys!
>Exactly, if you were a smarter man, you'd know that the best nutting comes when you have that mystery going on in their hot bods...if you know what I mean
>Dude. What the fuck?
>Get some taste, nigga. Damn

>>90518471
>Apologies, sir. It must be the frogs
>Frogs? Oh right, the frogs. I know how we will deal with them. We shall build a wall around them. And then we will infect them with AIDS and they will die?
>AIDS, sir? How will we infect them
>I hadn't tought about it but I think you would make an excellent carrier, Rogers.

>>90518471
I mean I just installed an icemaker in my freezer...
Look
If you're not dating a short haired girl by next week, Captain America is gonna come into your home while you're sleeping
Cut off your head, and then shove it up your boyfriend's ass
I... uh
Can't really argue with that
No. No you can't

>>90518471
>Sir I prefer my women to not look like skinny men
>Are you kidding
>Have you seen that Inhuman girl Crystal
>She is hot as hell with short hair

>Inhuman?
>I wouldn't fuck an Inhuman with my armor's dick

>prude

>>90518471
>No sir ive always got filters.
>Good.
>Your a smart man Rhodes.
>That's why I'm choosing you as Head Guy of the Military.
>You mean Secretary of defense?
>Sure lets go with that.

>>90518471
>You know I only drink grape soda
>Good man! You remind me of me when I wanted to be black. I had so much fucking watermelon, dude
>I actually never got the whole watermelon thing...
>Holy cow! Shit taste confirmed

>>90518471
>homosaywhat?
>What?
>Wait Rhodes you motherfucker take that back right now!
>I have had sex with some of the best women the best! I am your president take that back now!
>Fuck no pleb
>#NotMyPresident
>DAMN YOU RHODES I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS

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>>90518599
Uh Oh, what will become of our hero /Pol/ Machine?!?


6

>>90518716
Now go suck off your boyfriend faggot

>>90518716
>Anyway it's my nappy nap time so Steve or Vladdy will work out the details with you.

>>90518762
rolling for this?

>>90518716

>now rhodes go make america, and the world great again

>>90518716
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go squirt the 'ol hose a bit to some damn fine traps. Catch on the flip side of the backside, nigga

>>90518716
>Alright that was a great chat keep up the good work like in Latveria and you'll go far in this empire also say hi to your boy friend for me.

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>>90518744
Page complete.

>>90518716
You're the realest nigga I know, Trevor. Don't let 'em tell you it ain't so

>>90518716
>Great talk Frederick good to finally meet you.

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Hit me with a 4

>>90518865
>Wait
>I need to ask you something sir.

>>90518865

>sir
>how do I stop these frogs?

>>90518865
damn...
Are you not leaving?

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>>90518894
Let me see them 3 baby.

>>90518865
>Sir.
>Tony and I are strictly platonic friends.

>>90518956
>With this magic aids potion
>...you nigger

>>90518956
rape them
rape them all Maliq

>>90518956
>Quit lying
>I know the Blacks and Obama made the frogs gay.

>>90518956
>With my secret weapon, Danvers. This cup of chitauri cum Nick Fury gave me before he passed away.
>Just shove it up your arse, and you'll be so filled with AIDS that you would be able to turn the Hulk into gwenpool

>>90518956
>Right.
>Frogs.
>Ok heres what we do. We get a holographic projector and we have it project an image of Reed Richards face onto the frogs faces.
>Then Doom will come along, see the frogs then BOOM. Cant have a frog problem if their aren't any frogs.

>>90518956
It's simple
You fuck a short haired girl

>>90519019
rolling

>>90518956
>I dunno
>green seeking missle

>>90518956
>Oh right
>Just buy a water filter.

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>>90519063
Oh shit.

8

>>90519114
Just get the ones we used on the Hulk
We're talking about the french right? You say gay frogs and I just think the french

>>90519114
>Oh shit what a brilliant idea from ol' Trumpy
>First the frogs then we drop a bunch of green paint on Chyna
>And blow all our problems to smithereens!
>Oh wait but that would blow up all of our money....aw fuck it we'll just buy more!

>>90519114

>Yeah green seeking missles, that will show hillary's secret project what for
>fucking bitch has been waging a secret war on me for a while now with her ally Benjamin Netanyahu

>>90519114
Honestly fuck these pages Danvers, how much text can Bendis put on the page! SAD

>>90519114
>That's what I use to find the next bitch I fuck in front of her husband. That shit goes right for their perfect, green, mohawk.
>It has to be a short mohawk, though. You can just run your hands through it like feet over freshly-cut grass. I'm getting hard just thinking about it
>I'm actually jacking off under this table right now. Just thought you should know.
>Hey. You do me. I do you. Deal?

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>>90519238

>>90519319
>More than this

>>90519319
I don't hate jews but that bald fuck is an exception
Throw some green paint on him before you use the missles Trevor

>>90519319
>sorry you had to hear that
>every time something faggot like happens it triggers my autism to no extent!

>>90519319
>It's an OP forgets the number post

>>90519319
Damn this is some good whiskey
And might I say what a fine piece of chocolate you are Carson?

>>90519319
FUCK, NUMBER IS 2!

>>90519393
Rolling for this

>>90519319
You forgot the number, op.
>>90519347
rolling

>>90519403
Winrar >>90519382

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>>90519382
We got a 4

>>90519449
Fuck I am drunk...
I'm gonna need a liedown, gonna be sooooo hungoooverrr

>>90519449
My mom used to make me act autistic to get government benefits. Now I do it myself

>>90519449
>anyways I have a meeting with vladimir putin about the state of jerusalem
>good luck rhodes and get those faggot green frogs

>>90519449
>Oh fuck Frederick Douglass my face is stuck!
>Get Dr. Doom on the phone! I need his gypsy magic to fix this again!

>>90519449
Autism... autism... did you know that the most autistic people are all fags, Wilson?
Wilson, we cannot allow the frogs to weaponize autism next! It would be a total disaster! Yuge!

>>90505327
the art is wasted on this shit show, holy fuck

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>>90519484
3

>>90519621
Well, do you expect me to offer you the presidency? Get the fuck out of my office, Brashear.

>>90519621
>night rhodes, don't let the liberals bite

Time for some tweeting!

>>90519621

>Gotta call Putie for those hookers numbers. Need some pee pee

>>90519621

Alright rhodes, catch you on the flip side and remember, the worlds autism lies in your big black hands

>>90519651
reroll.

>>90519621
Fuck..my *burp* wife *zzzzzzzzzz*

>>90519671
rolling for

>>90519674
>see ya later rhodes and remember, the entire autistic world is in our hands

>>90519621
If I wake up with a frog's dick in my mouth, it'll be your ass next...

>>90519636
rolling

>>90519621
We need a frog ban

>>90519621

>I swear to god that cackling bitch hillary is getting louder and louder

Loving the thread, but this is going to take a while

>>90519832

thinking about doing the same but with a DC comic. Which one would you recommend?

Also not OP

>>90519621
>Who's been fucking with my coffeeeee.....damn kermit lovers...

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>>90519773
Page finished.

>>90519851
Cry for Justice

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Now for the protagonist everyone loves to hate.

Magic number is 7

>>90519888
Oh noooooo
all of my bullies, in one place!

>>90519888
>My love quest has ended

>>90519888
>maybe, just maybe
>frogs aren't so bad

>>90519888
>Jesus Christ....who looks at a dog hat and decides "Yeah, I'll wear this in public"?

>>90519888

>I knew I should have brought my ar-15 to school
>these blue-pilled cucks just keep coming and coming

>>90519888
>Stupid fucking normie scum and their dumb retarded dog hats. I fucking hate this shitty asshole of a school

>>90519888
>Oh no. My spaguetti.

>>90519919
roll?

>>90519921
Rollin

>>90519888
>Look at her.
>My milk chocolate waifu

>>90519888
>dear god it's filled with nothing but fags
>miles after miles of fags

>>90519888
>I knew I would have to share my school with different people of ethnic backrounds
>But this is full on degeneracy

>>90519947
WINNN RARRRR

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>>90519947
Numero 5

>>90520001

>who the fuck is that loser
>He looks like he fuck's his dogs
>and shoots schools
>so shaniqua ooga booga>

>>90520001
>Man I need dick
>I have a strap on. Right in my purse mami
>Jesus, for the 12th time
>fuck off dyke
>H--H-HH-greetings my queen

>>90520001
>dude, stop
>yeah
>look, no one cares about pasta
>and we spiked it with LSD anyway
>I can see the future

>>90520001
>I smell something in the distance
>Burn in hell you fur fag.
>Oh shit it's that weird guy Homer. Let's pretend he doesn't exist
>Y-you too

>>90520001
>Is....is someone actually reading this?
>Really?!
>God damn dude, put down the book! Its 5 fucking dollars!
>What are you guys talking about?

>>90520038
Come on, rolling for all his visions to be LSD.

>>90519851
Identity Crisis

>>90520001
>*Sniff*
>What's that smell?
>Smells like loneliness... and margarita sauce?
>In any case, we can't let this stop us from organizing a march for gay frogs' rights.
>Oy vey... and about that, fellas...

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>>90520033
How does 3 rub you?

>>90520101
Calling foul, you said 5 and used 3.

>>90520101
>The fuck did he just say to me?
>I um...
>This is some racial shit isnt it?
>What!? God no! I was just...
>Cram it noodle dick

>>90520101

>not interested

>But wait.

>you must be at leat nine inches to ride this ride

>S-size isn't everything you know

>just the things that matter

>>90520131
Dubs. We established before they bypass the number rule.

>>90520131
I agree. this is blatant favoritism in effect. We must keep rollin' 'till we hit a 4.

on that front, rolling for >>90520048

>>90520001
>What's that uwu :3?
>Holy menstration!
> I am very verrrrrrrrry nervous!
>I just might glomp someone right now uwu :3!
>Fancy seeing you outside our Women's Studies class

>>90520101
>Sup baby carrot
>I actually have a pretty big dick
>yeee riiigghh whiy boiii
>I sent you a picture, it's the size of a beer bottle. Also I'm native american.
>O so youz likes da fiya wadda huh?

>>90520144
Rollin

>>90520101
>Nigga what?
>ummmm ... nothing
>No, bitch. Speak up. What'd you say to me?
>It was nothing, just ... um ... ooga booga?
>get the fuck out of here you punk ass bitch

>>90520101
>Polly I did not know you spoke south african
>well yeah after robert mougabe kidnapped my father when he was an expa-
>shut up polly and go get my I hate cis scum T-shirt
>ok but I have one more question
>WHAT!?!

>>90520101
>fuck off /pol/
>no I'm /r/the_donald
>that's no better
>fine u libtard nigger cuck

>>90520176
it got dubs. It wins automatically

>>90520131
Dubs auto win anon. It was done on time see >>90511919

>>90516451
What's the Peter David treatment?

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>>90520144
Uh-oh....protag is getting shut down. Hope he doesn't shoot the place up.

2

>>90520220
Peter david hates gypsies

>>90520236
NORMIE FAGGOT!

>>90520236
>But I'm such a nice guy!

>>90520236
Nig nog

>>90520236
>but...
>NIGGA!
>I SAID!
>GET OUT!