Voltron - Legendary Defendor

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>>90482792
first for HUNK

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>>90482865
First for ASS

>>90477695
Eyebrows doesn't browse Vreppit either, scrub. He's a wholesome man that doesn't even have Galrabook or their version of Twitter.

>>90482971
that is a fine CG ass right there
the little buttflap accentuates it.

>>90482792
I hope so. Galrafags deserve some wins after losing so many qts this season.

>>90483001
Eyebrows only uses the internet for news purposes and sending the occasional email to his mother in law.

>>90483001
He had a Galra Pinterest for recipes and wedding ideas.

Reminder that the Galra Empire is severely overextended.
Why else would they need to have the majority of their forces consist of robots.
Why else would they not just come back and retake Olkari the second the paladins left it

>>90483312
Eyebrows is so pure.

I wonder if Hunk or Lance will ever get an interesting backstory or character development.

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gotta love the mice

>>90483394
They're probably at the "because they can" stage of Empire development. That or there's some kind of weird Dune-like religion fuelling them.

>>90482792
>s3 intro but the scenes with the black paladin are cut out, the black lion remains in the hangar and instead of Voltron swinging its sword before the title shows up it's just the four other lions

>>90483442
He's just trying to keep things normal after a fucking weird childhood.

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Why are the Galra such filthy race mixers?

>>90483694
High sex drives like you wouldn't believe.

>>90483694
Because female Galra don't exist. Mars needs women.

>>90483795
Then why waste time raping Shiro?

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>>90483750
>tfw no fuzzy high sex drive Galra to snuggle my shitty womanlet body into

>>90483857
Shiro is beautiful.

>>90483857
Gotta kill time somehow. You can only play so many foosball tournaments during your downtime before you get bored.

>>90483917
They play limp biscuit and Shiro's the biscuit.

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>>90480510
Shallurafags truly are some of the worst people in this fandom.

>>90484124
>I don't hate the ship, but I think it's trash

I hate these people, not just Shallurafags, but people with this mentality in general. Just stop lying to yourself. You hate the ship, own up to it.

It's like when shitheads prattle on about how they're open to all kinks and won't kinkshame, but then they get butthurt the moment someone fetishizes something they don't like.

>>90483795
The IGN interview didn't say Keith's "mom" at all. It really does seem to imply that female Galra don't exist.

>>90484124
I used to think Sheith got a lot of hate but I searched up Kallura on tumblr and it is 80% bullshit hate from these types of people.

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>>90484124
They obviously hate it because it gets in the way of Shallura but they need to cover it up with sjw lingo.

>>90484219
Kallura is probably going to develop like Sheith did and turn into a close knit, paranoid community. If it hasn't already.

>>90484172
Shippers in general are just cancer when they make their entire basis of being in a fandom about it.

>>90484262
Of course you can't just not like something nowadays.

>>90484262
Are they seriously pulling the race card over ships?

>>90484335
Are you new. Serious question.

>>90484219
It's more than just 80%. People weren't contributing to Kallura week out of fear of being harassed and going on one of "problematic users" lists.

>>90484262
Goddamn, giving Allura dark skin was a massive mistake.

>>90484350
Why is Kallura problematic?

>>90484350
I remember one of those lists had Chris Palmer on it.

>>90484262
They don't actually care about shallura. It's all one big klancerous smokescreen.

>>90484389
Bet he chuckled at that and drew himself another picture of Shiro and Keith hugging.

>>90484384
Because Keith is "gay coded" and Allura is "adult coded" so it's "homophobia" and "pedophilia". Also Galra/Altean ships are racist - Allura is "black coded" even though her voice actor has denied this and Keith has changed from being Korean in their mind to being a "white oppressor".
The real reason is that it gets in the way of Klance and Shallura. They're just reaching for excuses to hate on Kallura because saying you simply dislike something nowadays is not enough. I mean these people absolutely love Altean Lance with Galra Keith.

>>90483857
You talk like you wouldn't rape Shiro just because you can

>>90484441
That person is literally name shallura-net and reblogs loads of it.

>>90484441
No, a lot of Shallurans are fucing batshit regardless of whether they have klancer. Try harder.

>>90484384
Because they're butthurt that Allura was shown to be in the wrong towards Keith and the Galra. They consider the Galra to be the "white colonist oppressors" of the series, so a "black coded" character being told she is in the wrong about judging them is sacrilege to them.

>>90484540
Of course not.
Shiro is a pisces and deserves gentle lovemaking only.

>>90484384
It's not "problematic". They just need to make up crap because the ship destroys the delusional headcanons they had constructed for months. People said they felt "cheated" after Thace was revealed as not Keith's dad.

>>90484612
Does lovemaking even have a translation in Galran?

>>90484678
>They just need to make up crap because the ship destroys the delusional headcanons they had constructed for months.
God, they went psycho when they saw Keith admired Shiro so much even though that that was heavily implied in the first season.

>>90484678
These people sound like they need to take their headcanons and make an original webcomic at this point.

>>90484897
They got mad at Lance flirting with girls too. The womanizing was a big part of his personality but they've substituted all that with him being in love with Keith.

>>90484678
They can't differentiate between headcanon, canon and fanon.

>>90485032
This is what happened when we started teaching to test in public schools, folks.

>>90484692
Tender raping

>>90485004
To be fair why would you look at any woman when Keith is right there

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>>90485242
Too bad Keith has been made an honest man recently.

>>90484124
The Shallurafag fuckface is gonna be summoned.

>>90485242
Ass is tighter than pussy.

>>90484219
This makes me think that Keith is actually a test tube baby and the man he thought was his father was just a caretaker. He might have been magicked to look like him.

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>>90485285
What a beautiful husband-bride.

>>90485583
Keith was created from Zarkon's DNA and whisked away by the Blade of Marmora to grow up on Earth. Screenshot this.

>>90485583
So McCree never impregnated a purple kitty? I think Keith was born through natural means but his parentage is bizarre just like his upbringing.

>>90485631
Nope, McCree was mpreged.

>>90485586
He probably had a secret grilling recipes and wedding Pinterest too.

>>90485679
He spent the whole time thinking it was heartburn from too much jerky.

>>90485706
He and Eyebrows have unknowingly been following each other for years.

>>90485867
Eyebrows thinks Keith's mason jars and cowboy boots with wedding dresses are charming.

>>90485032
>tfw your sense of fanon was forged in the hellish fires of early Harry Potter

This fandom's drama is like that of a little baby to me, I can only laugh.

>>90485004
After re-watching the first season, some of my favorite parts are Shiro getting on his case every time he does this.

>>90486085
Harry Potter was on a whole other level. At least we didn't have huge amounts of sjws back then and people had their own sires. Now nearly everything is on tumblr and twitter.

>>90486160
*sites

>>90486085
>the hellish fires of early Harry Potter
THIIIIS
Call me when someone scams a bunch of laptops out of the Voltron fandom.

>>90486312
I'm mostly hoping for a Final Fantasy VII House redux.

Would the Lancefag be the cult leader?

>>90486160
The flipside to this is that there's a greater diversity of fancontent and it's SO much easier to access nowadays. I'll take modern fandoms, SJWs and all, over the good ol days of having to worm your way into insular, protected LJ-communities just to get at the decent fuckin' pornfics.

>>90486471
>LJ
Good ol' days

>>90486374
What the hell is that?

>>90486544
Hasn't everyone moved to dreamwidth or plurk now?

>>90486554
Remember when a bunch of FF otherkin formed a cult and the internet found out about it? Good times.

>>90486554
http://www.demon-sushi.com/warning/index2.html

>>90486647
Never heard of it, but I'm cringing all the same.

>>90486620
Dreamwidth I think, or at least that was where homesmut was

Has anyone considered queen ant Zarkon

>>90486620
The only oldschool blog site I was a member of was Journalfen for their infamous Fandom Wank community

>>90486770
R.I.P. JOURNALFEN

>>90486770
God, I miss Fandom Wank.

>>90486647
They called themselves "soulbonded". They were proto-otherkin. You can see how the modern otherkin is a direct descendant of this type of madness.

>>90486554
I know Vice is liberal millenial trash but they have an article on it
https://www.vice.com/en_dk/article/the-tale-of-the-final-fantasy-vii-house-is-a-window-into-the-dark-side-of-cosplay-529

>>90486846
Same, fellow oldfag, same.

>>90486947
Remember the Snapewives? All the hooting about "problematic" ships and "x coding" is so quaint in comparison.

The Klancers are petitioning for jeremy to sing gasolina with steven from that "dirty laundry" fic. Had any lancefag come across the post?

>>90487572
That's so racist. Do they think all Latinos are obsessed with Gasolina?

>>90487190
At least people back then knew Snapewives were crazy. Now you will get labelled "ableist" for thinking Snapewives or otherkin are whack.

>>90483642
I hope. Altered intros are awesome. Gravity falls weirdmagdeon intro was hype and the absence of Shiro from the into would be kind of depressing and really set the tone.

>>90487572
Not a Lancefag but I saw that stupid ass post
http://high-warlock-of-yorkshire.tumblr.com/post/157497875984/petition-for-an-unofficial-animated-short-of

>>90487794
Yes, and they reduce Latino heritage to Shakira and la chancla jokes. They're the type of people who are proud to call themselves weeaboos.

>>90487872
How can you be a proud weeaboo? That word is an insult. Unless you want to say you're proud to be a shitstain.

>>90487898
I think they are proud shitstains.

>>90487898
Same reason you have proud otakus. It's a term that flaunts their anime knowledge but they don't know the social implications of it in Japan.

>>90487123
Voltron House will end with the Lancekin forcing the Allurakin and the Shirokin to get real life married while the Keithkin ends up chained to a bed and molested every night.

>>90488013
Saying you're a "proud otaku" is akin to saying you're a "proud brony"

>>90487898
It's just hipster racism (look it up - it's a real term). If you're aware it's racist or do it an ironic way then that's okay.

>>90488052
Thank god I'm Hunkkin. I'm just gonna rub my dick on this rock over here and call it a night

>>90488052
He'll start calling Allurakin and Shirokin his space parents even though Lancekin will still want to fuck Allura.

>>90488314
Allurakin and Shirokin come back to the Voltron House late one night to find the Lancekin in the dark sharpening a circular saw, softly singing Gasolina.

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Holy shit, do you guys ever talk about anything other than ships? Jfc

>>90488052
Hopefully Shirokin will realize he is actually gay and would rather get kidnapped by the Galrakin.

>>90488560
Holy shit, we're talking about otherkin right now. Get with the fucking program.

>>90488569
The real twist is that all the -kin involved in Voltron House are actually female in varying degrees of crossplay. Everyone involved is either hamplanet or meth skinny, no in between.

>>90488638
Writing fanfic about otherkin being Voltron characters.

>>90488560
Look at this faggot and laugh

>>90488013
Why would amerifags care about the social implications in japan in the first place? Language borrowing doesn't work like that.

>>90488654
Don't call them female. That's cissexist!!

>>90488654
They'd be those ~~non-binary~~ type people

>>90488878
Because they pretend and believe they really are Japanese.

>>90488896
Yeah man what the fuck use gender neutral pronouns 'else you'll misgender them into a seizure

>>90489086
Us it/its because that's neutral and singular

>>90489024
transracial?

>>90488986
Allurakin would have wanted to soulbond with Keith all along, but they already had a Keithkin so they had to grow their hair and wear a dress.

>>90487123
That's wild. Do you think Voltron will get a crazy BNF like Harry Potter had Cass Clare and Sonic had Chris-chan?

>>90484359
They should have kept her Aryan like the lord intended.

>>90484678
>People said they felt "cheated" after Thace was revealed as not Keith's dad.

That's their own goddamn fault for even thinking he was the baby daddy. There was nothing to indicate anything. The knife was reaching as fuck.

>>90489942
It's like they aren't even interested in Theith.

Does it get better after the second episode? Because that was a royal slice of hot garbage.

>>90489656
We can only hope, anon. Maybe if we get a nice plot twist that smashes some fancanons or, heavens forfend, a canonized romantic relationship involving a main character. Some kind of fandom upheaval that forces shining spergstar to ascend.

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>>90490440
They're tasteless. That's what they are.

>>90490567
Lance getting a girlfriend would whip up a frenzy.

>>90490563
If you hated everything about the first few episodes, no, it does not magically transform into a completely different show after that.

>>90490661
The first one was fine, I'm just not a fan of 'food fight = knowing how to make a giant robot'.

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>>90490646
They will say Lance's heterosexuality came out of nowhere and that it's forced.

>>90490630
I want to put Keith in a corset and see how skinny he goes.

>>90490748
>black woman

...She's an alien though.

>>90490748
There is no problem with black characters but allura is not black.

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I want to put slutkeith and whoreshiro in the same room together.

>>90490852
RELUCTANT. WHORE. SHIRO.

>>90490748
The thing that bothers me the most is how ugly the nose and lips are. Those fat, ugly fucking Steve Universe type lips.

Wasn't this person like 15 or some shit? I think they deleted the post too. God I'm so glad I was too busy hanging out with freaks, and listening to metal when I was in high school.

>>90490685
If specific silly/fun scenes like that ruin the show for you, you probably won't have an enjoyable time anon.

>>90490748
I swear it God it ain't fair how every time there is a darker complexed character, they immediately go for "black" as if people from other races and ethnic groups don't have darker skin. On;y black people can.

Then they get all pissy when you say something else about "I don't see them as black, I see them as [insert other ethnic group]" and go off on a tirade about "IMAGINE BEING A LITTLE BLACK GIRL LOOKING AT THIS. IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO THEM."

Because apparently little girls of other ethnic groups don't matter. Asians and Latinos keep getting ignored while everyone jumps the black bandwagon.

Anyway Kimberly said she wasn't black, but Altean.

>>90490646
You need something that will create discourse like Shiro already being a father to a kid with a girl he knocked up in his college days, or Keith actually being 700 years old

>>90490646
As a Lancefag to the point of it basically being terminal AIDS, this would still be hilarious

>>90490646
>>90491005
Lotor ignoring Lance and having most of his screentime with Keith.

>>90490947
Black people do get shit on the most though so there's that.

>>90490852
>>90490875
>Reluctant Shiro sees how beautiful Keith is
>he thinks Keith was also put up against his will to have sex with him
>Shiro, though terrified, wants to give this beautiful boy a good time
>Slutkeith wants Shiro to fuck his brains out
>uses his eyes and lips to appear even more innocent
>/co/ is watching the whole exchange
>some anons place bets on who will fuck who

>>90490947
It's because, in their US centric minds (and I'm fucking from the US), black people are the only minority who matters. They'll trot out Asians and Latin people for convenience sake with their POC "solidarity" shit, but they'll also throw them under the bus at first chance too.

Then again, they throw blacks under the bus sometimes too, especially the light skinned ones, or the ones who dare to disagree with SJW wank.

>>90491065
Surprise Lotor/Hunk/Shay love triangle, all Lotorfags immediately self-immolate

>>90491065
But we know this will happen and it has already been canon in the past.

>>90491086
Here's your (You).

>>90491086
People seem to forget that light skin is a huge privilege.

>>90491159
And so Latinos and Asians should be ignored too then?

>>90491005
>Shiro already being a father to a kid with a girl he knocked up in his college days
If he in his 20s with such a good body and no girlfriend then that must mean he is gay or they are working on introducing Romelle.

>>90491107
I would enjoy that, a lot.

>>90491197
Did I ever say they should be ignored? Some Asians and Latinos are darker skinned too.

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>>90491225
O-or he could just be bad at meeting people.

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No bully.

>>90491159
Don't forget U.S. was built on treating African people as inferior. It's built into the history and identity of the nation.

>>90491225
I'd prefer a gay Shiro but I think the Romelle route is most likely.

>>90490646
Imagine having to take Lance's virginity.

Jesus fucking christ how horrifying

>>90491197
How the fuck did you get that idea?

>>90491265
I'm not denying that having lighter skin is a privilege (though your economic status trumps everything) however many of these SJWs are very Americentric and only think that black skin is the least priviledged skin color so them Asians and Latinos have to bite the bullet and shut up because lol.

>>90491197
It tells you something that there weren't enough big name Asian actors in Hollywood to make the Flash Boys movie that Sony was wanting to make back during the leak.

>>90491315
I hope it's some ugly alien who does it.

>>90491352
Nothing wrong with being concerned about the Homeland first and foremost, comrade.

>>90491408
Of course not, but not when they intentionally ignore the other ethnic groups while lauding the other.

>>90491352
>only think that black skin is the least priviledged skin color
But it is? Racism was literally founded on the hierarchical idea that the more dark your skin was the more sub-human you were.

>>90491352
They also forget about actual Africans and that there's a lot of varied experiences over there.

>>90491387
Lance can fuck a space whale.

>>90491461
When I say black I mean black people skin. No one cares about the aboriginees or the people of Oceania.

>>90491479
Yeah they don't give a fuck about actual Africans either. They have the tendency to lump them as the same group. Africa is not a country. And frankly of all the Africans and Islanders I've met, they don't care much for black people either.

>>90491314
That's what I'm saying. If you're talking about the U.S. then it's obvious that blacks are treated the worst and modern racism was promoted by Europeans to justify slavery of sub-Saharan Africans.

>>90491525
This sounds like all the puerto ricans I know who have been mistaken for mexican their whole life and become virulently anti-mexican racist because of it, haha. People are fucking ridiculous.

>>90491525
People treat Australian Aboriginals like shit and they have the highest suicide rate in the world. There's very few of them now.

>>90491314
>I'd prefer a gay Shiro but I think the Romelle route is most likely.
Same. I love Romelle though so it's okay. They better not ruin her character.

>>90491626
Now that's a group of people that went through some shit. I remember reading how in the 70s they took aboriginal children away from their parents so they could be raised by white people and so they stop being so "abo."

Sure is /pol/ here

>>90491648
I hope Romelle turns out great but honestly...I just want Shallurafags to cry.

>>90491601
All Latinos hate each other regardless.

>>90491648
>>90491715
I'll be mad if they go like they did with Allura and try too hard with Romelle. I'm still upset with how far off the other extreme Allura is in contrast to her old self. What kills me hte most is that they shit on old Allura too. Yes she was not perfect. Yes, she fainted (mainly because people were getting killed horrifically), but she tried her best and tried to be a good leader to her people.

>>90491660
This was common practice for colonial empires pretty much around the entire world. Hell, it's even popular for political revolutions where all involved share the same racial heritage and basic culture. It's a pretty efficient way of wiping out cultures/systems of thought you don't like.

>>90491660
They took them away from their parents if they had lighter skin and then encouraged them to marry white people to further lighten their skin and destroy "ethnic features" in future generations. It's a form of genocide but I guess more "acceptable" to them because it doesn't include murder like the usual type.

>>90491767
Old Allura was groundbreaking for an 80s Japanese character aimed towards children. She was far from perfect but she got in on the action and didn't have a love interest.

>>90491767
Frankly I'm glad they're not hewing that close to the old character, I could just go watch old Voltron if I wanted that.

>>90491525
Then again, Australia has a small population for its size and doesn't make much of a splash on the international scene.

>>90491803
People always forget the Janissaries.

>>90491767
Yeah, it's pretty annoying how hard the writers shit on old Allura. And they definitely went too far in the other direction with the new one. Any sense of tension is taken out of any of the fight scenes with her, because she's shown as being so competent. The biggest example probably being her suddenly being able to beat Haggar in a fight.

>>90491905
I'm not saying they should be make her a carbon copy, but I don't like how they just say "we hate her" and decided to make the other extreme.

New Allura is perfect in every way, except for the racism, but that was all forgotten!

>>90491835
Reminds me of Latin America. I saw a documentary about a painting that had a black Brazilian woman who was happy that her mulatto daughter had married a white man because now her grandson was white-passing.

>>90491959
>New Allura is perfect in every way
So is she a Mary sue then?

>>90492024
I didn't want to utter those words, but yes. She is pretty much that, especially when she randomly had those random deus ex machina magical powers and beat Hagger. That was some grade A bullshit.

>>90491938
Perhaps this is why she probably won't be a pilot. They don't want to make her seem too perfect, but honestly it's too late for that considering all the other amazing things she can do. Being a good lion pilot would be adding lemon to the salted wound.

>>90491959
>but I don't like how they just say "we hate her"
This is pure projection on your part, anon. As an anon further up said, Allura was great in the 80s, but that was a long time ago. The character as-was would be eye-rollingly cliche today.

>New Allura is perfect in every way, except for the racism, but that was all forgotten!
So if a character has a flaw they must statically have that flaw forever? If they come to realize they're wrong and change that's somehow bad characterization? This makes no sense.

I think the new Allura has a good mix of willfulness combined with the leadership qualities you'd expect someone of her position to have. Enough to drive the character without making them a reckless liability who's too weak to walk the walk, as it were.

>>90492059
>random deus ex machina magical powers and beat Hagger. That was some grade A bullshit.
God, I hated that. How can a teen girl with no combat magic suddenly get powers strong enough to defeat a 10,000+ year old witch?

>>90492220
She shouldn't be able to. I've seen people reason it away as "Well, she powers the castle ship with her energy", and while that's true, what the fuck does that have to do with being good in combat? Especially against a witch who is vastly older and more practiced. Not to mention the way she got injured just ten minutes beforehand, and then is off fighting alongside two of the Blades of Marmora.

Allura's power ups have the most unearned feeling in the entire series.

>>90492129
Allura being integral to the functions of the castle is a pretty clear and obvious plot anchor to keep her from piloting a lion. It's also a way for her character to be forced to show restraint, as fucking off like she did at the end of season one has major repercussions.

It seems like a pretty fair balance.

>>90492220
I'm pretty sure that "combat magic" she used was Haggar's Altean energy. Allura seems to have an insane capacity for Altean energy, so it wouldn't be surprising if she could throw back what Haggar dished at her.

>>90492298
>character who was shown multiple times in the past to be freakishly strong
>"clearly she had no combat training!"

In comparison Coran has never been showing body-checking Galra or hurling full grown ass men across the room (he put his back out trying to lift a balmera crystal for god's sake).

Just because you weren't paying attention doesn't mean the signs weren't there.

>>90491959
I doubt Allura's cured of her racism. Just like she momentarily forgot Keith was Galra when they were fighting off the revived robot on the Balmera, I'm sure she'll get back to her old ways once things have calmed. She may have accepted Keith, but it doesn't mean she'll suddenly see all Galras in new light.

What would cause the biggest tumblr shitstorm from this show?

>>90492188
By the way the showrunners spoke about Allura, it gave me the impression that they did not like her even in the old days.

As for current Allura, I don't believe that the being anti-Galra flaw will suddenly disappear. However I am saying that it is the only flaw I have seen with her despite everything. She hides secrets but it's "for the greater good" and she turns out to be right about it.

I just feel they went all out and went off the other end with this rendition of Allura.

>>90492410
At least with Coran we know he was in the Altean military, weak as he may be.

>>90492308
I actually don't mind that she's tied to the palace, that's why I don't think she'd be a pilot. Though if for some reason she did, I wouldn't want her to excel from the get go as I suspect she may.

>>90492616
Blonde hair, white skin, blue eyed Romelle who is heterosexual and very confident of her heterosexuality and she gets Shiro.

>>90492616
More confirmation on Allura and Keith bonding.

>>90492298
Allura's fight with Haggar is about the Altean reveal and shaking up Allura's belief system (her allies include both part and full-blooded Galra, one of her sworn enemies turns out to be one of her own people).

Trying to reduce it down to pure power-level sperg charting completely misses the fucking point. As long as she was shown to be combat capable in the past, (which she was), it's far from an immersion breaking ass-pull.

The only other thematically appropriate opponent for Haggar in that battle would have been Shiro, and he was pretty occupied.

>>90492764
>The first confirmation on Keith and Allura having interactions causes a massive shitstorm
>When it actually happens, it the fucking Mt. St. Helens eruption

I can't imagine the utter devastation that was the Thera explosion that if they confirm more interactions.

A kiss would be Krakatoa levels.

https://twitter.com/SmaggTheSmug/status/838804493504557056

>>90492616
Keith and Lance getting female love interests.

I say this as a Klancefag.

>>90492616
Romelle being a man and Allura's betrothed.

>>90492616
Solid age confirmation by showrunners.

>>90492989
Would it really? Because if anything that would make the Klancers happy.

>>90492616
Keith and Allura getting married at the end.

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>>90493080
I haven't used this image in centuries, but it feels so relevant.

>>90493080
In attendance are Lance with his girlfriend, Hunk with Shay, Pidge with a robot, and Shiro with a pregnant Romelle.

>>90492616
>any male character attempts to kiss Keith
>Keith: "This is a sin, and against the laws of God. I respect you as a person but cannot approve of the ungodly lifestyle you have chosen to pursue."

>>90492616
>flashback scene with Shiro and Keith reading the Bible together.

>>90493149
>Shiro with a pregnant Romelle
What about Shiro wrestling 3 kids and Romelle with number 4 on the way

>>90493149
>Hunk with Shay
but this is my OTP

>>90493201
I can see Shiro and Romelle being huge breeders.

>yfw Lauren wanted a bloody cockpit at the end of S2 but Dreamworks said no

https://youtu.be/l5PFzaMPzMw?t=51m22s

>>90493080
Allura and Lance getting married at the end.

>>90493257
She's obviously joking.

>>90493271
Lotor/Allura and Keith/Shiro double wedding. Lance is forever alone.

>>90493325
You got it all wrong.
Keith/Allura and Shiro/Lotor wedding.

>>90493228
They will have 10 babies.

>>90492616
Lance getting killed off
It's not a hero's death or anything
Just an anti-climatic end

>>90493325
>Shiro/Lotor
This is a thing too?

>>90492616
Everyone being heterosexual, and paired off in heterosexual couples, which is exactly what I hope happens.

>>90492616
Pidge getting a boyfriend and dressing more girly.

>>90493308
Not really.

>>90493380
Picks a fight with Keith over Allura/Shiro and either gets wrecked or dies in an accident related to it. Bonus if Keith only gives a fuck because it means they don't have a pilot for blue anymore

>>90493409
You're an idiot. This is a kids' show, stop taking everything someone says at face value and learn some nuance.

>>90493404
The Pidge and Lance ship would BTFO a lot of people.

>>90491648
I want Shiro to get kidnapped by a bad girl and tortured. Ryou in GoLion was such an ass and didn't deserve Romelle.

>>90493415
You know, I'm both glad and disappointed that the writers had them get over the "rivalry" and turn it into a much more friendly thing early on. Glad because it's pretty refreshing, but disappointed because Keith beating the shit out of Lance is one of my biggest wants.

>>90493506
Ryou didn't deserve Amue and died like a bitch.

Sven was great and definitely deserved Romelle.

>>90493478
Pancebros don't deserve this.

>>90493506
>I want Shiro to get kidnapped by a bad girl and tortured.
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>90493546
I bet Shiro is secretly into bad girls. This explains his attraction to Keith - he's a bad boy who looks very girly.

>>90493463
Chill. Within the context of their conversation (as in before she speaks) it doesn't come off like a joke. If it was it was a really awkward way to jump in with it.

>>90493685
It's a joke because this is a kids' show, so Dreamworks obviously wouldn't allow something like that and she knows it, as does everyone else. That's the whole point, which you somehow managed to miss. Plus Shiro isn't dead, he's missing and most likely stuck in the astral plane or an alternate reality, so a bloody cockpit would make no sense, which is also part of the joke.

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Know what? I bet Keith's hair is going to be white in his Galra form. Mainly because Kolivan and Ulaz had white hair. Otherwise it'll be purple.

I think he looks better as a drow though.

>>90492616
Lance abuse.

>>90493988
>Allura and her dad have white hair
>All the Galra with hair so far had white hair
>OG Lotor has white hair

What does it mean

>>90494042
It means they're all the same cosmic dust man.

>>90494026
>not loving Lance abuse
who are these degenerates

>>90494042
Does this mean Sendak and Prorok had tiny little white hairs in their fur that we couldn't see?

>>90494106
Many Lancefags who think he is as delicate as tissue paper and must be treated like a god.

>>90494106
>>90494026
It'll be just like yukkuri abyuse and just as satisfying.

>>90490748
Does this have to get posted every Voltron thread? We get it. Tumblr tries so hard to be progressive that they end up being the racist themselves with the retarded racist caricatures. Or does this need to get posted again so anons can continue to agree that this edit is retarded and the art isn't even good

>>90494200
I think Throk did.
Sendak doesn't have hair. He has fur.

>>90494233
Shit I didn't mean to say Throk. I meant Thace! THACE has the white streak.

>>90493398
Even Bara and Throk?

>>90494613
Yes.

In a shocking twist, Bara is the girl.

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>>90494613
Except them. They will be the gay characters Dreamworks will give us.

>>90494646
Don't even joke about that. People will start making trans comments about Bara.

>>90494821
Asking for it.

>>90494821
Welp, it's that time again of every Voltron thread.
*unzips pants*

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>>90494881
Shirooo

>>90494042
>Shiro gets white hair and galra arm

>>90494881
Fuck. It distracted me. >>90494909
was for >>90494821

>>90494946
Understandable.

>>90494924
It means that Shiro was injected with Altean genes courtesy of Haggar.
His hair was never from stress. This also means he can create wormholes and possibly transported himself elsewhere at the end of S2.
That or the black lion teleported him, either is a possibility.

>>90495006
Are you saying Haggar raped Shiro with her clitdick?

>>90495081
Of curse she did. If anyone raped Shiro, it was her.

>>90495117
Shiro never had carnal relations with Sendak. It was actually with Haggar, and he got mpreg'd by her feminine penis and lady sperm.

>>90495117
She probably had his arm preserved. It's her favorite toy.

>>90495148
Exactly. She's the one who is fixated on him, not Sendak.

Sendak has Eyebrows anyway, he's happy.

>>90495148
Gross. Kitten babbies>>>>>elf babbies.

>>90495170
Don't worry, she forced him to have an abortion as an added insult to his Evangelical Christian upbringing.

>>90495170
Well sorry you feel that way. Go admire Sendak and Eyebrows' babies. The commander never touched Shiro sexually, though he did walk into one of Haggar's raping sessions.

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>>90495202
I bet Sendak and Eyebrows have the most precious fuzzy babies.

>>90495202
The entire Hub has touched Shiro sexually. Sendak and Eyebrows made a date night out of it.

>>90495252
Eyebrows would never fuck someone other than his husband. Your sick fantasies never happened but in your mind.

>>90495241
They have a very bright future ahead of them.

>>90495252
Sendak and Eyebrows only make date nights of touching each other. Bara and Throk never touched Shiro either, though they did consider it (and watch the security footage of some grunts with Shiro later).

>>90494821
*BRRRAAAPPPPP*

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>>90495683

>>90495629
I would have honestly expected Bara and Throk to have ridden on that bicycle.

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How do you think McCree held up, raising his ayy kitten son alone?

>>90495834
He was glad he lived in the desert. That allowed Keith to shit wherever he wanted.

>>90495834
The kemonomimifags are going to be so disappointed when Keith had elf ears.

>>90495834
Keith was orphaned at a young age so McCree probably wasn't around for long.

>>90490852
>tfw Sheith is the only pairing deconfirmed in season 2

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>>90495887
Let me have this.

>>90495962
McCree was around long enough for Keith to form memories of him. At the very least he was there through his toddler stage.

>>90495962
Young age could mean anywhere up to 15, tho

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If Hunk and Shiro wrestled, who would win?
The wiki says Hunk is physically stronger than Shiro, but he's such a pacifist.

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I can see Keith as having a sempai lust for Shiro, but how can anyone legitimately see Shiro as returning the feelings? He's probably ace if they don't go for the Allura angle

>>90496369
Keith using his slut powers on him.

>>90496307
Shiro would win because Hunk is ticklish.

>>90496307
Shiro would win with technique

>>90496307
>who would win?
we the audience

>>90496369
What Allura angle? You think Shallura even has a chance of happening?

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Shiro is too good for this sinful Earth.

>>90497385
Shiro being confirmed gay is more likely than Shallura.

>>90496046
Nope, Keith is a brocon.

>>90495148
Imagine Shiro giving birth to Haggar's baby.

>>90497586
Haggar takes it and immediately has the druids begin experiments on it.

>>90497586
do you think altean babies can open wormholes from inside the womb

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>>90497586
Why must you hate beauty? Nothing destroys a body or soul as thoroughly as a baby.

>>90483750
Shit... I might be part Galra...

>>90497661
He ends up with stretchmarks all around his hips, tiddies and tummy. Wets himself if he sneezes.

>>90497790
Are you furry? Post furry tits.

>>90496488
Keith's next costume change is hotpants and thigh highs.

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Sendak a cute!

>>90496488
>Keith will never lock you and him in a tiny closet with room for one during a stealth mission.
>He'll never look up at you with a devious glint in his eye and say "we should get comfortable, looks like we're going to be here a while."

>>90490646
I hope it's Pidge. One because I'm a pancefag. Two because I can't wait to see the reactions from the "gay coded" character and the "non binary underage trans" character hooking up. The amount of salt from the sea of idiots on tumblr and such would be glorious.

>>90490748
Why do people forget that Indians exist. Some of their people get pretty dark. In fact there's a decent number of dark skinned European cultures.

>>90491314
No, the US was built on conning the Natives, then buying slaves to work what was built on who were sold by their own people. Lotta slavers didn't even have to go inland for them. Various tribes would round up other ones and sell then to white folk. After that we basically haze any newcomers. Asian, Irish, Mexican, and now Muslim. We never really hazed the Germans but they also never moved here in huge amounts.

>>90495834
This artist keeps drawing Keith and Shiro with bighero 6's thin lips.

I want to see Kieth's Mom take the BHC.

>>90498948
Me too. Gonna be pissed if we don't see her in season three.

>>90498948
Keith doesn't have a mom, he's an mpreg/test tube baby.

>>90498948
Jokes on you. In Galra both partners get pregnant. McCree needed a c-section. Like it was Prometheus.

>>90498948
Lauren responded to Keith's mother as a "they" "them" instead of she.
Try not to get attached to the idea that its an alien woman

>>90497385
It has as much chance as 90% of the fandom's favorite ships, which is zero.

>>90498178
He has best ears.

>>90499080
It gives me hope for Sincline to still be a thing.

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Don't mind if I do post Shiro.

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>>90501688

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>>90501727

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>>90501750

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>>90500910
He does. I bet a lot of the other Galra look at him and have ear jealousy.

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Even if there is no god or buddha, there is Coran Rider

>>90502337
Coran should pilot the black lion

>>90502253
I know I would. I bet Eyebrows likes to play with them when they're alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x0FVTPqG7o

I wish they'd get someone real good for the future OST

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>first ever Voltron related dream
>spent time with Lance, not Shiro

fucking brain

>>90482792
Last night I had a dream I was a member of Voltron, and aside from the command center the whole ship now looked like someone's house(it was pretty big and pretty nice, but not too big or too nice). A couple really weird stuff happened later, but I'll just list off the Voltron relevant parts of it:
>Sometimes I was Lance, sometimes I was Pidge, and sometimes I was someone completely different(some random non-decrepit character).
>Sometimes I was the pilot of the blue lion, sometimes the green, and sometimes the (non-existent) yellow. The orange lion was still there, so it wasn't my brain mixing up the colors.
>The lion I piloted didn't necessarily always match who I was, at one point I was Lance piloting the green lion.
>There were a lot of things hooked up and plugged in around the base, and I often tripped or knocked out some plugs accidentally.
>At times I felt almost useless and that I screwed everything up when everyone else seemed to do everything perfectly and I had no idea what to do, apparently even not showing up when I was supposed to.
>I eventually ran away feeling like I was gonna cry, saying that I'm a failure and they should find a new pilot.
>At one point I saved Hunk's life by essentially sacrificing my own when ge accidentally fell into space(I jumped out of the ship without a tether before he flew too far and threw him back, leaving me to drift off endlessly until the dream acted like nothing happened, and no we apparently didn't have jet packs).
>At one point near the end, Keith found Shiro stuck in some sort of deep sleep mode/cryogenic inside of a broken pod.(Apparently that's how they'll find him in S3 according to my brain)

>>90497848
Jesus Christ, why am I finding this hot? I've been here way too damn long.

>>90505752
Who wouldn't want Shiro to bear their children?

>>90505812
But then you're left with the unpleasant child after. Better to leave Shiro's boipucci intact and spend your time and money on a jetski instead.

>>90504184
Sendak loves having his ears played with. He plays with Eyebrows' sideburns and eyebrows in return.

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Do you think Thace and Ulaz had a proper wedding or have they been living in sin this entire time?

Do we have a date for season 3?

>>90507951
Nah, just around September - probably middle or end if season 2 release date is anything to go by

>>90491086
Lol okay. No one's says anything to the black girls who talk loudly and wear clothes with there titis hanging out acting all ghetto out while the Indian dude is called curry and terrorist.

>>90491461
You know after the mosque shooting in Quebec we had a March for solidarity for the Muslim community and this blm women got on to talk about how black people were oppressed for about half an hour. Everyone was looking at each other akwardly. Not to mention blm getting the police banned from the Toronto pride parade by blocking it

Black people tend to Make everything about themselves. Even during a tragedy

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So much wrong.

>>90508532
They did that during the Orlando nightclub shooting too. There's a video of it on Youtube, some bitch gets onstage during a vigil for the victims and starts complaining about how people don't show up like that for blm shit.

>>90508623
The clashing color scheme hurts my eyes

>>90507710
They talked about getting married in the future once they had taken down Zarkon and they no longer had to worry about being so secretive.

But in the meantime, they were living in sin.

>>90498692
Will you shut the fuck about Indians? You mention it in every thread. I bet you're like Mexican or something.

>>90491005
That would be some trollish foreshadowing. Shiro has literally been a Space Dad the whole time.

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>>90508923
Even still, every now and then Ulaz would catch Thace wistfully browsing through Eyebrows wedding Pins.

>>90509659
Thace gets really jealous of how Throk gets presenta from Bara for their wedding anniversary.

>>90509497
Shut up you nigger don't you have some kids to walk out on

>>90509978
He got really depressed when the invitation to their vow renewal ceremony came. Ulaz thought it would be best to decline the invitation but Thace insisted they go anyway.

Kolivan doesn't understand why they're both fussing so much over a piece of paper.

>>90509497
>>90510510
>Keith and Lance shitposting

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Just some innocent Keith after all the slut-talks.

>>90509497
First time I've ever mentioned it. And my family is German, irish, french, cherokee, and English. In other words as white as you can get.

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>>90510894
Some cute long-haired Pidge also. Just keep them pure!

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Lance singing I Won't Say I'm In Love.

>>90510772
They need to go back to /pol/

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>>90510968
Nothing is pure except Shiro

>>90511336
Shiro and Keith both in dresses for their wedding.

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>>90511336
>>90511387

The purest!

>>90511387
Shiro gets the huge princess ballgown he's always wanted while Keith wears a slinky number with a slit to the hip and see through lace panels on the bodice. Nobody is surprised.

>>90510983
The muses would be a barbershop quintet.

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>>90511459
Who carries who over the threshold?

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Give me all your fem keiths, please.

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>>90511750
Here's an edit.

Shirofags always leave themselves wide open for reluctantwhoreShiro Hcs.

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>>90511750

>>90511807
>assuming we didnt plan for that

>>90511684
Keith carries Shiro.

>>90510707
Sendak didn't want to go to the ceremony either, but went because Eyebrows said it was good manners. It was that or go bail out Sadak out of prison for domestic abuse again

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>>90511858
Can he even lift up this mountain of muscles?

>>90511858
While Shiro carries Slav, their ring bearer

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>>90511750

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>>90511858
Yes.
Even though Shiro would weigh a ton, Keith wants to indulge in his pisces boyfriend's wild fantasy of being a princess.

>>90512013
Keith uses Galra Strength. It's very effective.

>>90512013
If he can send 3 adults flying across rooms with one punch each, he probably has the Galra strength to lift heifers like Shiro.

Chances of Keith being a fire sign?

>>90512052
You can snap that waist in half