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Weekend Legendary Defender thread!
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>>90437138
>multiple OTPs
come on now.
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>>90437182
I wasn't the one who made that chart. I just found it hilarious.
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>>90437138
Keith is best slutfu.
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>>90437210
No Shiro is
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>>90437249
It's Keith.
Shiro is not a slut.
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How is there not more appreciation for this sexy devil?
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gotta love the mice
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>>90437272
I don't think there is anything that can redeem Morvok in /co/ headcanons.
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>>90437268
I agree. A well loved hunk of meat can't be a slut.
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>>90437293
>Happy Plachu

RARE
A
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>>90437305
Come on, look at that sexy scar.
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>>90437343
It is rare indeed, I can't find more of it.
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>>90437375
It's getting suspicious that Throk lacks any signs of being maimed.
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Were this a more campy show, he'd be the ideal recurring joke villain. He has that Chrono Trigger Ozzie vibe. Probably with Uggo as his muscle.

>>90437441
Throk seems like the type to care about his appearance. He'd be careful not to get scars, and probably uses makeup to cover blemishes.
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>>90437305
I bet Morvok is the Galra commander with the grossest fetishes.
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>>90437306
>>90437249
Stop bullying my husbando!

>>90437375
He probably got it after slipping in the shower.
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>>90437375
>le happy Galra merchant
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>>90437491
Even though Throk knows he's not considered attractive in Galra terms, he still wants to maintain himself.

>>90437528
Morvok would be that sick fuck. He does love to see Uggo's more risque videos back when he was starting in the porno scene.
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>>90437528
Morvok has been on galrachan too long.
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They were too good for this world.
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>>90437138
>Sendak/Keith

Kinda sad art of it doesn't exist. At least there's Keith/Thace art, though rare.
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>>90437633
They'll be together forever in Galra heaven.
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>>90437598
Uggo doesn't like talking about those ones, especially. He'll sign autographs out of kindness, but he really wishes people would stop bringing up his past. He wants to be respected as a commander these days.
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>>90437249
You're not a slut if you're not into it.
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>>90437138
Now with 90% chance of dying from breast cancer
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I like the Lions more than Voltron. There's something I find more cool about an agile robot lion lunging around and making precise attacks and maneuvers. Voltron is cool, but its fights generally feel more sluggish, with big power attack after big power attack.
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>>90437633
They're so cute. I still like Ulaz/Shiro better overall though.
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>>90437182
There was no level between love it and otp. Should have added "will drop everything and fap to it"
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>>90437609
What boards would each Galra frequent in Galrachan?

>>90437723
This is probably why he spends time with Eyebrows since he literally has no idea he used to do porno.
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I do worry a little that they might be used too much though and some of the magic of seeing them handle fights might be lost. Part of me still feels like I'm coming off of shows like DotU and Power Rangers where I almost NEVER got to see the individual vehicles in any significant combat, and I always wanted to. Now that I'm getting what I want I worry that they might lean too heavy on it.
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>>90437660
Keith would be the size of Sendak's galratech arm.
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>>90437660
That BoM suit is everything.
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Allura would be cuter with short hair.
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>>90437846
Sendak would be on /fit/ and /k/.

Ulaz and Thace would be on /out/, prepping for the day they have to go on the run from the empire and live innawoods.

Morvok would be on all of the red boards, /d/ and the more deviant ones especially.

Haxus would be on /g/, shitposting alongside Pidge on anon. He also goes to /r9k/ to whine about how his one true love won't notice him.
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>>90437846
Thace is secretly a slutkeith poster on /co/. Nobody remotely suspects it.
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>>90437382
It had Plachu's color but looks like Platt.
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>>90437874
I think the individuality they give to the lions makes Voltron itself cooler, being able to handle a decent amount of threats while piloting individually makes it more of an event when they FORM VOLTRON, rather than just defaulting to it at the end of every episode
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>>90437891
Yeah, but Keith is a slut, so he can handle Sendak's size.
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>>90437846
Eventually Eyebrows finds out, but he still doesn't bring it up. A mans past is his own business, in Eyebrows' mind.
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>>90437754
That baby one looks funny, but they should've used tiny Coran.
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>>90438014
Vrepit Sal - /ck/ and /biz/
Varkon - /vrs/ and /ck/
Kolivan - /vrs/ as a shitposter and /fa/
Antok - /fit/
Lotor - /soc/ and /r9k/
Uggo - Avoids /hc/ and /gif/, likes /k/ and /diy/
Throk - /b/, /co/, /hm/, /fa/ and /adv/
Bara - /asp/ and /fit/

Eyebrows doesn't browse Galrachan.


>>90438126
He finds out because Sendak tells him. When he doesn't believe Sendak, Sendak shows him a video.
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>>90438074
Keith carries an inflatable donut pillow in one of his pouches.
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>>90438323
>Uggo - Avoids /hc/ and /gif/

One time another commander thought it'd be funny to send him a link to a thread with his work in it. He wound up launching the poor bastard into space.
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>>90437754
eh. genderswap shiro is okay.
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Long hair Keith a cute.
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>>90437138
car voltron>lion voltron
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Shitposting aside, what did /co think of the show. I just finished season two and loved it
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I hope that Lotor is even sluttier than Keith.
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did any of you faghards well up over this?
I did
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>>90440297
Kind of hard to be sad about the man that ruined Planet Doom.
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>>90440266
Well he had a whole harem.
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>>90440266
He had over a hundred sex slaves in the original.
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>>90440297
I felt some emotion at it, yeah. It was also one of the better parts of the OST.
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>people are finally becoming suspicious of Throk
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>>90440244
I really like it a lot. I was looking forward to season 2 and it did not disappoint. It was everything I liked about the first season but more. No complaints.

The shop's current trajectory seems good as well. There are a decent number of mysteries to keep things interesting, I can appreciate them holding back classic favorite Lotor as long as they did, and they put Zarkon and Shiro aside at a good time.

They got a nice solid victory after two seasons. I think in S3 we're going to get a bit of an Empire Strikes Back situation as Voltron is knocked back onto its heels. Ultimately, looking beyond season 3, I wonder if we won't wind up fighting a bigger threat than the Galra at some point.
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>>90440244
just started watching it. It's not my usual shit but the animation quality drew me in. It's missing a certain spark in terms of the character writing, but it's comfortable as hell and god damn does it have beautiful animation. neat character designs too.

looking forward to finishing season 2. hope we can slow down and explore the universe a bit. I know there have to be action scenes to keep the kiddos entertained and to introduce new tech to sell toys of, but I'm interested in whatever lore they made up too. the filler ep I just watched between lance and hulk on the mermaid planet was pretty fun, would love to see more like that.
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Where is the KeithxLotor fanart at?
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>>90442100
I want the Weblum Galra to be Lotor because that means the two would have already met without realizing.
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>>90442100
It'll become popular and take over eventually.
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>>90441280
Like most kitties, Throk would kill you by lying on your face while you sleep.
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>>90440266
Half galra are well known for being the turbosluts of the universe.
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>>90442100
He has to get Keith away from his father first.
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My headcanon is that Pidge's genius has found a way to somehow, in a roundabout way, get that shit working; they both looked so heart broken.

Either that, or give me another meme episode in season 3, this one was too much fun.
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>>90444885
They got her laptop and stuff, and that looked like it worked fine with the castle
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>>90444963
>Pidge is a /vr/ turboautist who won't even let Lance play on the laptop because it's not muh CRT
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>>90444995
>Lance doesn't wanna be /the guy/
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>>90444995
Pidge probably has years worth of Steam sales on her laptop and hasn't told Lance.
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>>90438323
All of them go on /y/
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>>90446835
Is that why /y/ is always complaining about lack of Shiro?
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>>90447189
kek

Gotta love Galra-cumdumpster Shiro jokes
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>>90447435
Shiro's sexfaces from his accidental porn career are memes on the galra internet.
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>>90437138
Holy shit, this show IS full of faggotry, isn't it?
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>>90447909
You're a faggotry
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>>90447909
Enjoy it. Embrace it.
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>>90444885
Hunk could probably build an actual TV
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>>90447909
You'll notice the only notp on that is Klance.
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>>90447773
Did he ever star in a porno with Uggo?
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>>90440244
If it wasn't on Netflix, it'd be pretty bad. Second season and they're still getting saved by Deus Ex Machina.

Fortunately, being guaranteed a number of episodes, I'm hoping they're going to start focusing on the characters more.
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>>90449248
One or two but not many. Shiro was mostly involved in hardcore humiliation and fetish while Uggo was more of a porn parody kind of guy.
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>>90449556
Uggo used to do the weird fetish and interspecies shit when he first started, then he got to the parody. Shiro is the least weird interspecies thing he's banged.
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>>90449829
The scene with Shiro was a gangbang. Uggo never found out his name, never wanted to. Eventually he sees Shiro on a screen piloting the Black Lion and it all comes back to him in a rush.
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>>90440266
Lotor is going to be re-imagined as a powerful volcel

>What's this Allura, stumbling your way to my room in the dead of night in the hopes of being raped? Haha too bad, I've dedicated myself to celibacy in the name of God
>Now begone, whore.
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What do they mean by "cool" villain? What makes a villain cool?
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>>90452687
Lots of pouches.
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>>90452770
Go away Liefeld.
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We need more of the superior Lotor ship.
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>>90452687
Less whining, more action.
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>>90453814
As much as everyone shits on old Lotor, he didn't whine as much as everyone memes it.
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>>90452687
Eye glints, cherry blossoms on the wind, wooden swords and school uniforms without the buttons done up.
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>>90445478
Pidge probably has all the data for a private sever for WoW on her laptop.
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>>90454186
Lance is going to find out and feel betrayed.
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>>90454260
Lance is going to demand they hook it up to the holograms in the castle
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>>90454313
Pidge would never let him. He'll have to wait until she goes to sleep.
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Was there really ship tease between Keith and Allura or is this just shipping goggles?
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>>90454873
>another thread with people arguing about whether Kallura will be canon

Please don't start this again.
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>>90454967
I just finished season 2 so I was curious.
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>>90454873
Allura/Lotor
Keith/Kolivan

Screenshot this.
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>>90454873
Not anything clearly romantic, but they had their own conflict. Were it not for the show's past, I don't think many would see it yet.
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>>90454967
>people getting mad at the mention of kallura

Please don't start this again.
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>>90454873
Some people interpret it as platonic (mostly Klancers) but it's obviously ship tease.

>keith gets annoyed when lance flirts with allura in the comics and is referred to as "jealous"
>lance gets nervous about keith and allura running away together: "you don't think they're...sitting in a tree?"
>keith catches allura in a bridal carry
>keith saves allura and they twirl around in space
>lance asks keith whether allura is with him or "with him"
>pidge's eyes dart back and forth when the keith and allura ask for a moment: "sure thing. have all the moments you like"
>allura does a body press against keith to hug him
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>>90455189
Klancers are labelling it as platonic but they're still incredibly threatened by it. They know deep down that Kallura will happen.

I'm trying to summon Klancer anon.
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>>90455245
Why would Allura want Keith when Shiro is right there?
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>>90455047
Allura/Lotor/Keith/Kolivan love square.

Eventually they all fuck her, and rid her of her racism.
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>>90455056
>I don't think many would see it yet.

Most people who aren't oldfags still don't see it. There is a reason why it barely gets any fanworks.

>inb4 it's because of Klance tumblr cancer

Even Keith/Hunk and Keith/Pidge get more stuff than Kallura.
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>>90455245
>>90455266
You misfired, you summoned the fucking Shallurafag instead.
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>>90455289
Allura gets purpled.
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>>90455299
You fucking dumbass. Klancers aren't threatened by those two because they are never going to happen. They probably hate how much he staff have teased at Sheith so that's why anti-Sheith became such a big thing.
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>>90455299
One has size difference and the other has snark, of course they're more popular.
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>>90455315
In denial, huh.
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>>90455315
This is a million times worse.
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>>90455382
I literally do not see any Sheith being teased.
Also Klancers do feel threatened by Kallura.
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>>90455382
How are Klancers relevant? It doesn't matter if they are threatned by those ships or not, they aren't the ones making Heith and Kidge content.
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>>90455189
It's only going to become more obvious now that Lotor comes in to show off his Allura lust and Keith must step up to compete.
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>>90455425
Kissu.
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>>90455484
KEITH/ALLURA/LOTOR ULTIMATE OT3
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>>90455463
They misread you. They thought you were talking about Klancers bullying Heith and Kidge when you were talking about people making fanworks for them.

Sheith got bullied because one or two behind the scenes people mentioned it on social media.
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>>90455266
Because Shiro is gay.
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>>90455266
Why would Shiro want Allura when Romelle is going to be best girl?
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>>90455528
Allura fucks both of them with her shapeshifted double-dick.
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>>90455582
Why would Shiro want someone who doesn't even exist yet?
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>>90455589
Lance watches.
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We still didn't get this.
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>>90455081
It's that one Shallurafag who always does this.
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>>90455621
From the closet. He got trapped there when he snuck in to watch Allura changing.
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>>90455644
I hope that's Lotor.

>>90455652
Even Romelle x Matt anon was better.
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>>90455672
Where are the NTR doujins for this
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>>90455552
Shiro is Allurasexual.
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>>90455550
Chris Palmer was a Sheithfag and Josh Keaton named the ship. Keith always had a close relationship to Sven in DotU that was never explained so I'm glad to see it being fleshed out in VLD.
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>>90455731
He's gay.
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>>90455679
How does Romelle/Matt even work? Is it based on the theory that she's the rebel leader?
>>90455731
What a joke.
>>90455762
Bex also joked about Shiro being Keith's "true love".
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>>90455762
That and Bex's snapchat and the Zarkon shipping Sheith joke. I think they just think the name is funny like we all do.
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>>90455731
No, dumbass. He's a homo.
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>>90455817
You sure that LGBT isn't for Lance?
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>>90455820
That's the theory they were working from. It's my personal theory too. I don't understand where they get Romelle x Matt from it though.
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>>90455831
Those Sheith tweets from Neil were obviously a joke, he said so on the Let's Voltron podcast, but I think Bex genuinely ships it and other gay ships because she's gay herself. She also called Shiro/Keith/Lance her OT3.
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>>90455859
It's for both of them. Shiro is gay and Lance is stargender.
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>>90455817
They should have had Keith and Shiro hold the LGBT card together for maximum shitstorms.
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>>90455817
>>90455820
>>90455849
Who else on the team is adult enough to get with Shiro?
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>>90455922
Lance is too precious for the gender binary.
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>>90455731
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>>90455920
He must not have realized how much of a shitstorm he'd be walking directly into.
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>>90455958
I'm pretty sure Lauren specifically paired them like that, because if Keith got paired with either Lance or Shiro there would have been a shitstorm no matter which card they were holding. Hunk/Keith and Shiro/Lance were the safe options.
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>>90456030
Little did Lauren know, I was a Shancefag.
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>>90456030
HEITH AND SHANCE BTFOS EVERYONE.
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>>90437138
Shipping is a fucking cancer.
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>>90455920
Yeah, any time Neil posts shipping stuff, it's a joke. He likes to fuck around. I think he even jokingly mentioned Zeith in a podcast once.
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>>90456061
That's less shipping and more of a multicar pileup on Keith.
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>>90456057
DON'T FORGET PALLURA
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>>90455961
Shiro is child coded. He's only 5.
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>>90456177
How much are you willing to bet the staff made Shiro a leap year baby because they know about the age drama and wanted to make fun of it?
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>>90454873
Not yet. Keith and Allura will both be revealed to be ancients and the antis BTFO themselves.
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>>90456097
Yeah he joked don't do Zeith but it's better than Karkon(dom keith)
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>>90456140
It's going to be our representation.
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>>90456238
I bet everything. That shit was definitely intentional. Next I want Allura to be Keith's age and for Pidge to be confirmed older than everyone thinks she is.
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>>90456248
I don't think it has anything to do with dom Keith. It has to do with Karkon sounding stupider than Zeith as a name.
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>>90456248
Little does he know
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>>90456248
He said Zeith sounds better than Karkon.
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>>90456276
Pidge is the 40 year old virgin.
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>>90456285
I hope someone in the staff acknowledges shiro/matt's tragic ship names.
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>>90456276
Pidge's age is stated officialy to be 14 though. I don't think much time passed since episode 1.
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>>90456327
Pidge is a 10,000 year old loli.
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>>90456358
They said around 14/15. If a few months have passed since the start of the show, she could easily turn 16 soon.
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>>90456358
Where was this confirmed?
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>>90455652
Yeah, nothing wrong with talking about Kallura.
From what I've noticed it's the one Shallurafag who gets mad triggered.
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>>90456258
Pallura a best.
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Seems Voltron is doing well toy wise, had four people ask today. Two adults and two kids. Sucks we don't have any yet.
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>>90456464
Kallura is nostalgiacancer that didn't even have build up in season 1.
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>>90456542
It's cool that kids are asking for it too. I've been worried this was going to pull a Young Justice and get shafted for attracting the wrong demo.
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We only have dark magical witch Haggar. Will this show ever get a dark action girl? Was there ever one in the original series? Never watched that.
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>>90456421
My bad, anon. I remembered seeing an info page with ages, but it's just the fucking wiki, not the official site.
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>>90456542
Have you noticed if the kids have a favorite character in general?
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>>90456590
Kids seem to want the smaller toys while adults want the big boy.
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>>90456623
There is no info about ages on any official site, the only official description is "five teenagers". However, the specific ages came from the head writer and producers, and I'm pretty sure if anyone can be trusted with providing accurate info about that, it's them.
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>>90456597
I think Merla. Romelle could also be a dark action girl if they have her go the edgier route. She was already sorta that in the original when compared to Allura.
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>>90456642
Pidge
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>>90456665
Not this shit again.
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>>90456665
>Allura's VA says Allura is not black because she's an alien
>tumblr ignores it and makes racist edits which are supposed to be "progressive"
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>>90456700
I wonder who writes stuff for the website. I'm guessing it's just some person on the media team for Dreamworks. Because a lot of the info there still doesn't line up right with what's shown in the show, in my opinion.
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>>90456665
Seriously? This is the type of racist caricature shit I'd find on /pol/
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>>90456700
I know that they answered some questions about the ages that got recorded, but so many people refuse to accept Shiro's age that I wouldn't be surprised people would do the same for Pidge.
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>>90456754
They probably just got some intern to do it. I always thought Shiro looked older than a teenager, though I was betting on 22-23, unless he was like those anime characters who are in high school but look like they're in their 20s.
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>>90456665
Tumblr is a fucking joke. If the voice actor herself stated that Allura isn't black then she isn't black.
I bet a white kid edited this anyway, tumblr users always suck BBC because they feel like they have too much privilege.
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>>90456844
Yeah. Then there's the "Lance is smarter than Zarkon" stat. Though, to be fair, with how Black Lion obsessed Zarkon was in season two, that one might be true at this point. And Sendak being the number one commander under Zarkon still doesn't seem right to me.
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>>90456754
It was probably either someone from a digital team that covers all of Dreamworks (maybe with a separate copywriter) who got an executive summary of the show to work from or someone from a web design agency.

Probably got an executive summary written while they were still putting the show together, to be honest. These things can take ages to get signed off.
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>>90456816
Some people might refuse to accept it but it still doesn't change her actual age, so I doubt she'll ever be confirmed to be older because the creators already said what her age is.
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>>90456887
Didn't they fix those stats? Or are you talking about the new ones?
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>>90456844
Maybe an intern if this was 2006 or it wasn't something they were pinning their hopes on for some actual success.
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>>90456665
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Wait, maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but it looks like Voltron is the only Dreamworks show with an actual proper website? The Dragon one looks templated to fuck and Trollhunters doesn't even have a standalone.

They really must pinning a lot of hope on Voltron.
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>>90456965
I want Shiro to become a sad, depressed drunk in canon
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>>90457138
The cutest sad, depressed drunk.
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>>90456887
Yeah Sendak isn't even a commander in the Hub. He's one of the commanders in the various sectors of the empire. Sort of like how the Green Lanterns have sectors.
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>>90457138
Keep calling him spacedad and you just might meme 'down on my luck' Shiro into existence
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>>90456860
I heard it was actually a black kid but a young kid.

Allura seems more like she'd look like a south Indian anyways if you had to make her human. The accent makes me think it.
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>>90457212
Is the hub Zarkons central command ship? Sendak had info on that anyway, that they got from his brain. So he's high ranking, but he's not "Zarkon's number 1 commander and right hand man" like a bunch of fanon makes him.

Haggar is his right hand, if anyone.
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>>90456887
>>90456889
>>90456897
>be me
>like sheith
>shipping Keith with someone in his mid 20's in canon
>while he's obviously in his teens
Hmm, don't know how to feel about this.
Not that it matters, am just thinking.
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>>90457320
You must be under 22. This Tumblr generation is the only one that's ever had a problem with it.
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>>90457320
Even if those ages are canon, that age difference is nothing. My parents are 15 years apart.
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>>90457320
I don't care for adult/teen ships myself. Probably because the older I get, the grosser teens are to me.
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>>90457422
That's the wonderful thing about fake teens in cartoons.
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>>90457320
I like Sheith, I don't focus on the ages. You can always imagine Keith is 19 or something, or that they come together later in life. Or you know, just don't care about it. I only see teenagers getting angry over these ships.
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>>90457442
I still prefer adults, even in fiction. Sheith was never my thing anyway.
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>>90457320
Why does it matter? It's fiction. Anyway, the staff are obviously okay with people shipping it, otherwise they wouldn't like Sheith fanart or mention it on social media.

>>90457358
I think under 25 is more accurate. I see a lot of 21-22 year olds who bought into the whole tumblr purity culture, because they were teenagers themselves just a while ago. People over 25 are usually sane because they remember how fandom used to be before tumblr pretty well.
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I'm gonna be disappointed when Keith doesn't go fuzzy and is just a space drow.
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>>90457283
The hub is the central command. Prorok, Thace, Throk, and the other dudes were a part of it. Morvok apparently wasn't good enough. I have no idea why Uggo is there but he could originally have been a part of it.
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>>90457513
Imagine being under 25 and having purity culture as your rebellious phase.
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>>90457499
I think most Shirofags are adult anyway, and those go for Sheith as the best option if they prefer lovey-dovey, and Galras if they prefer rape-y.. Teenage girls go for either Keith or Lance, and then they just ship those two together.
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>>90457562
If they even do, I hope it's permanent.
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>>90457492
>You can always imagine Keith is 19 or something, or that they come together later in life.

That's how I imagine it. I see Keith as 18-19, and my ideal scenario for them getting together would be after a time skip and after they both go through some character development, especially Keith. Of course, I know it's not going to happen, but that's how I would prefer it if it was possible.
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>>90457598
I'm a Galrafag and I prefer lovey-dovey.
>>90457566
Yeah, it's all weird and vague. It activates my tism, especially since I come from Star Wars, where EVERYTHING is explained in EU material.

I want to know how Galra ranks actually work. Everything surrounding th Galra is so vague right now. I'm hoping they'll expand on them more in future seasons.
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>>90457613
It has to be fuzzy-keith. otherwise it just looks stupid.
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>>90457613
Me too. It'd be pretty lame if he just reverts right back to looking human.
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>>90457613
He'll probably end up being part Altean as well as part Galra, and shapeshift back into his human appearance since that's how he grew up.
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>>90457699
I want that galra form angst, like Keith seeing his reflection and shit.
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>>90457320
>Keith signs up on a sugardaddy site
>Posts his slut pics
>Shiro, who wants company signs up as a sugardaddy on the site
>finds Keith
>Keith likes how Shiro looks so they hook up
>whenever they have sex Keith behaves like a slut which only drives shiro to fuck him harder
>Keith says shit like "fuck me daddy. fuck your baby"
>Shiro eventually falls for his sugarbaby because he's a pisces
>Keith falls for Shiro because he reminds Keith of home and protection
There we go. Sheith.
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>>90457492
Yep, I always saw Keith as 18/19 and Shiro as 23/24, which was the age difference between me and my first serious girlfriend. Don't get where all the shock and horror is coming from.
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>>90457769
There is a fic like that already.
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>>90457769
There was a fic of this.
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>>90457781
My best friend started dating his girlfriend when she was 18 and he was 26, and nobody had a problem with it. Maybe it's a cultural thing. I know several couples with over 15 years of age difference.
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>>90457769
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8568166
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>>90437754
>fujoshi cancer
>most pics involve female characters
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>>90457848
It depends on when they start dating. While nobody blinks at 20/24, 16/20 might leave parents worried, at least where I live. 12 years is nothing between two older adults, but it's weird if a 31yo dates a 19yo.
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>>90457785
>>90457822
>>90457849
If Keith doesn't call Shiro daddy in that fic then my version is superior.
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Someone joked about S3 going Game of Thrones sexposition with Lotor describing his plans while having sex with his slaves. Of course that's not going to happen but I can definitely see the Galra fighting to usurp Zarkon as emperor.
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>>90458023
Daddy is said. Keith also wears a lot of slutty red outfits and tries to fuck up his life.
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>>90457986
Pretty much this. The older you get, the more similar your maturity and life experiences become, generally (though I do question this with the way some modern 20 somethings act).
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>>90457848
I knew a 19 year old who started dating a 57 year old. They were both of legal age but it was still creepy.
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>>90458023
He does.
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>>90458054
I bet Lotor still wants to overthrow his father and rule with Allura as his queen in this version.
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>>90458112
Well, yeah, that's almost 40 years of age difference. It's not the same as an 19 year old dating someone in their early to mid twenties.
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>>90458054
>HBO Voltron
What could have been.
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>>90458091
>>90458120
...I concede.
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>>90457848
Can't help but think all these girls have to be straight because depending on where you live, if you're gay and you get ultra picky about age gaps, you'd never get to date anyone you actually like.
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>>90458023
>Shiro will never look at you like this
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>>90458212
Modern HBO wouldn't touch animation with a 50 foot pole now. Their days of animation are long gone, a flash in time in the mid to late 90's.

Kinda sucks, because I enjoyed Spawn a lot.
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>>90458112
Some anti shaladins think Keith is 16 and Shiro is in his 30-40s
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>>90458293
Even if you live in an area that's better on that front, it can still be difficult. That's why there are so many gay celebrity couples with age differences.
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>>90458329
Would read that fic.

>Keith is a runaway.
>Shiro reached the end of his military service and is looking for a new purpose in life.
>Together they find love.
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>>90458329
Sad they feel the need to throw Shiro into such a far age range. He's just a precious baby.
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>>90458177
Same but I think he's going to be much more smooth.
>"...we saw in him [Lotor ]a character that we could really mold and make cooler and more motivated and play with in a different way from how Zarkon was treated."
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Here you go anons: the Casino episode.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10117715/chapters/22515803
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>>90458364
No lie, if I were limited to all lesbians in my area within a 2 year age difference, I would have suicided a long time ago.
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>>90458435
>bratty Keith seducing sexy silver fox Shiro

Woild read.
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>>90458547
You could expand yourself to bi girls but they tend to be into that queer theory shit.
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>>90458604
Bi girl here. I sure as hell do not.
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Otherkin discord update: they are attempting witchcraft now.
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>>90458435
See? That's more like it.
Sheith is beautiful in canon and definitely in fanon. Take advantage of their ages and create wonderful shit with it.
Wait, why am I telling you faggots this? The bulk of the sheith fandom is on tumblr. Some of them might unfortunately drop sheith if they ever confirm Shiro's age to being 25 since some are sjws, and the others would want to avoid harassment by the klance cunts.
Still though, runaway Keith with middle aged Shiro is some good sheith.
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>>90458532
Pretty good, anon. You nailed the character voices, this almost reads like an actual episode.
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>>90458651
fools, witchcraft isn't real
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>>90458604
Not all bi girls...but you're that a lot of them do that. Still miles better than anybody who labels themselves "pansexual" though.
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>>90458604
Expanding yourself to bi girls online is just asking for someone to try to rope you into a threesome with their skeezy boyfriend.

Bi girls in real life are a-ok though. As long as the queer theory stays tucked away.

Then again seems like all the girls in my area are getting into the trans and politics thing. Can't wait for cute femmes to come around again.
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>>90458604
Um... yeah, no. Queer theory shit seems more reserved for "nonbinary" people, in my experience.
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>>90458737
A pansexual is just a pretentious bisexual. Queer theory is destroying everything.
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>>90458808
Holy shit
>Bisexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction, or sexual behavior toward both males and females, or romantic or sexual attraction to people of any sex or gender identity; this latter aspect is sometimes alternatively termed pansexuality.
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>>90458808
I love pansexuals. They're whole schtick is "We include trans people too!" as if most real trans people don't respond to the gender binary, and want to be seen as a man or a woman.
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>>90458604
Bi people are alright. I'm a gay guy and I dated an ok bi guy in the past. They are more susceptible to queer theory so just ditch them if they say they believe monosexual privilege and other tumblr trash.
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>>90458864
Their* Fuck me, how did I fuck that up?
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>>90458849
>romantic or sexual attraction to people of any sex or gender identity
?? It literally says "bi" in the name? It means two sexes?
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>>90458476
He's gonna try to sweep Allura off her feet.
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>>90458658
>>90458553
Keith would try to run away again because he can't handle feelings. Shiro turns up in the pouring rain at a bus stop and Keith just sits there staring at him from the bench. He gets up, stumbles over into Shiro's arms. No matter what stupid shit Keith does, Shiro is right there for him. His home.

They finally get married in Vermont when Keith turns 25 because this fic is set in the 2000s and Shiro was discharged after a bomb in Iraq. Keith spent half the fic skateboarding and listening to Linkin Park on a beaten up CD player with stickers on it.
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>>90458651
>unless your wiccan
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>>90458651
This witchcraft is nowhere near as good as late 90s/early 00s kids did witchcraft.
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>>90458476
If they want Lotor to be cooler then he can be the crazy-prepared mastermind in cahoots with Haggar
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>>90459093
Haggar already hates him though.
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>>90458896
I went on a date with bi girl once and she started going off about how gays are privileged for being attracted only one sex like straights. What the fuck?
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>>90459143
On a date?

Was she hot at least?
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>>90459035
It's like that Scooby Doo movie.
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>>90459121
That's just what she wants you to think. She knows Lotor is more efficient than Zarkon because he doesn't a have Black Lion obsession.
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>>90458896
I mostly just got bi girls who were already in relationships but wanted to explore their bi side. How does this happen.
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>>90458670
Thanks!

>>90459173
Lotor go home.
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>>90459173
Is the Black obsession or the Allura obsession worse?
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>>90459204
>tfw you're a bi girl and have no idea how to meet people for dates
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>>90459159
She was hot but I discovered her personality was like one of those liberal feminists who thinks she's secretly better than lesbians for being able to get with men.
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>>90459011
>Shiro is watching the news about 9/11, his mother covering her mouth in horror
>at the sametime as this in another life, Keith is trying to fix his headphones since one side works and the other side doesn't
I love this. The fic would be packed full of nostalgic
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>>90459263
Those are the worst kinds of bi girls. Absolute TRASH.
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>>90459262
Going out. Bars and clubs are the safest bet, but going there invites the possibility of meeting nutjobs who just want to fuck and cause drama. You could also try meeting people at places that interest you. I dunno... comic cons? Sounds neckbeard as fuck sure, but anything is possible.

I generally met people at concerts.
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>>90458532
Great work anon. Looking forward to seeing how you worked the thread!
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>>90459263
Yikes!
I think it's only get worse from here now that so many young LGB people are getting brainwashed by queer theory written by trans folk (usually the "non-binary" ones).
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>>90458532
Bless you, anon
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>>90459263
Must have been one of the types that won't shut up about her ex-boyfriends and believes in bisexual superiority.
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>>90459247
Black Lion obsession is worse because it just decides to send Shiro and Zarkon into the astral pane to duke it off for her affections.
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>>90459303
>Shiro buys Keith a Nokia 3310 so he can call if he needs him, no matter where he is in the US.
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>>90459600
Hm...yeah...I don't see Allura commanding Keith and Lotor to fight for her hand in marriage.
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>>90459470
Waiting and hoping for the pendulum to swing the other way. Not that I want it to really swing the other way entirely, but having people on the middle ground was nice.

>tfw want a nice normal gf to feel up while snuggling
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so who else here fantazises about being Hunks first and having him hold back his little noises as you suck his dick.
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>>90459388
Concerts and online for me! But hobby sites and not like, dating sites.

Bars and clubs I've always gotten more action from gay men, weirdly.
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>>90459262
>tfw bi
>tfw ugly loser
>tfw get rejected by twice as many people
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>>90459093
They should just make Lotor the Patrick Bateman of the series. He uses moisturisers, works out, and is engaged to Merla to appear normal.
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>>90459939
Yeah, hobby sites are great for it too. I've made a lot of friends through fandoms, as cancerous as fandoms can sometimes be. And some of the folks I've known online the longest, I've met through a heavy metal record label messageboard.

Dating sites are like bars and clubs, where you can find easier hook ups, but they're just that, usually. Hook ups.
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>>90460005
>lotor checking himself out in the mirror while he's fucking his harem
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>>90459662
>As the years go by and the world around them changes, the curved out "keith inluv w/him" is still embezzled in a giant tree at the backyard of a highschool
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>>90460092
>>90460005
Please no rat in vaginas or eating your ex-girlfriend from a meat grinder please.
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>>90460126
That's hot though.
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Sure is /adv/ here.
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>>90460161
Nigga no. I had to put the book down for a couple of minutes when he yanked out their carotid and jugular veins.
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>>90460126
Gotta love the mice in vaginas?
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>>90460126
I can see Lotor doing that.
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>>90460118
Keith would have owned at least one item of clothing with flames on it.
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>>90460233
He clearly did not listen to his father when he taught him how to treat a woman right.
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>>90460274
He owns sex slaves for crying out loud.
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>>90460274
Yes, Zarkon knows you have to take them out to dinner before the rats go in the vaginas.
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>>90460306
After a while it stops becoming a parent's fault, and the blame lies on the individual themself.
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>>90460161
I actually found it entertaining in a gross sort of way.
>>90460233
He'd be into some extreme shit.
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>>90460208
Lotor would force the space mice up Allura's vagina because she keeps refusing to marry him.
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>>90460274
Zarkon raped Lotor's mother and then strangled her to death with kid Lotor watching.
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>>90460421
That was Golion, anon.
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>>90460473
It was in the Voltron comics too.
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>>90460338
He's probably lived long enough that normal kinks bore him. Only the most hardcore and convoluted kinks for Lotor.
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>>90460550
Was the rape part of the comics? I know the strangulation was.
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>>90460126
I want Lotor to put Lance through a meat grinder so the Lancelot fans finally get some interaction between the two.
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>>90460567
Is comicsfag around to post that panel?

Lotor has probably strangled so many hookers in his day.
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>>90460567
I don't think the rape was explicitly stated in the comics.
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>>90460576
>it's true love
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>>90460576
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>>90460601
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>>90460697
Kid Lotor a cute.
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>>90460005
Lotor is a psychotic businessman who works for Zarkon's company. He is engaged to Merla but has multiple affairs with women who look like Allura.
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>>90460789
Hope we get flashbacks of young Lotor and Allura
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>>90460789
Look at this little punk holding mommys hand and trying to look tough.
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>>90460834
Dat Yurak tho.
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>>90460808
Throk has better business cards than him.
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>>90460808
I want the Galra to show off their boring business cards.
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>>90460918
Seeing him makes me happy. Especially when Haggar gouges his eye out.

Suffering Yurak is best Yurak.
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>>90460697
Dat size difference.

RIP Lotor's mom's pussy.
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>>90460933
>>90460961
>I can't believe Sendak prefers Throk's card to mine...
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>>90461005
Why does everyone want to bully Yurak so much?

>>90461008
It's honestly not that much of a size difference.
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>>90456844
Imo pre-kerberos Shiro looks about 19/20. The hair, scar, and added bulk makes Shiro look a lot older
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>>90461103
He just gives off the aura of being made to be bullied. Especially sexually.
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>>90461159
>Yurak exists in the VLD world but is Sendak's poor oniichan
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>>90461143
AU where Keith tries to pick Shiro up at a bar thinking he's a Daddy for his daddykink, when it turns out it's actually his friend Takashi from highschool who was only like a year older than him.
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>>90461008
>Dat size difference.
Oh no, not several inches!!
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>>90461197
Fund it. Maybe Sadak exists too. He can be the other brother. Sendak is the spoiled youngest.
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>>90461292
Their dad was a mechanic.
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>>90461292
Yurak is the one that gets bullied the most by everyone, but is seen as the cute one.

Sadak is the middle child everyone forgets. He is a lot more violent than Yurak.

>>90461337
That manlet headcanon with the fugly ass mom is terrible.
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>>90461292
Sendak is the youngest and the fluffiest, so he gets a preferential treatment, even though their parents deny it.
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>>90461388
I still like the idea of their dad being a mechanic. Sendak had humble beginnings.
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>>90455189

Wait what this comic thing you speak of?
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>>90461388
People especially love to bully Yurak for his mullet. He refuses to cut it, even though that shit went out of fashion a long time ago.

Sadak is the angry, violent one that swears a lot.
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>>90461434
Mechanic is fine, just as long as it's not from that manlet + brownbagging wife one.
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>>90460126
Would an entire episode where he talks about Galra pop music be acceptable?
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>>90461487
They didn't have a lot of GAC, but every spare cent was saved up to send their kids to the military academy.

Sendak can also fix a space cruiser like a pro.
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>>90461481
Sendak likes to make fun of Yurak's mullet. Sadak does too but he goes too far and gets physical. Sendak usually would wrestle Sadak. It was his way of protecting is big bro while at the same time asserting his dominance over the crazier sibling.

>>90461579
They must be so proud.
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>>90461510
What would Galra pop even sound like?
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I want the Galra from the space worm to be revealed to be a chick and it's Keith's new love interest, then Allura and Lance end up together.

Pidge and Shiro remain single the entire show.

There. I'm pretty sure that maximizes how much of the fan base would be furious
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>>90461679
Anytime they'd get together for family dinner, Sadak could be counted on to start an argument. Then when Yurak shows some backbone and tells him off, Sadak gets pissed, punches the table, and storms off in a huff.
>>90461680
Maybe it sounds like that club scene music in Robocop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTgvExvAk2c
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>>90461510
Eurovision is coming up. After being catapulted out of the castle by Shiro, Sandak ends up on earth.

He now represents Macedonia. Nobody suspects him being galra because Eurovision has had weirder shit desu.

Sandak conquers the hearts of Europe and Macedonia wins first place. Earth is now under galra control.
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>>90461783
How would the siblings react to Sendak bringing Eyebrows for the first time.
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>>90461838
>Yurak: He's old. And what are those things on his brow?
>Sadak: They look like that thing on the back of your neck.

And then they start arguing.
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>>90461901
Eventually the argument gets physical and punches start getting thrown. By that point Yurak already left the fight crying because Sendak asked him when was the last time he had a date.

Eyebrows isn't too sure what to make of it, but he comforts Yurak who is crying in a corner.
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>>90461783
>>90461822
A vaguely militaristic society, you say?

Galra pop is Laibach.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glu9wA4HjE0
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>>90460808
He likes to watch his women clean their vaginas.
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>>90462006
Later on, Sendak tries to apologize for his family. Eyebrows scolds him for being mean to his older brother, and tells him he should apologize to him.
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>>90462091
This is why Sendak's family thinks Eyebrows is the best bf he's ever brought home.
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>>90462091
Sendak apologizing to Yurak would be so weird for the both of them.

Eyebrows becomes Yurak's favorite bf that Sendak brings because he's so nice and never bullies him.
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>>90460005
I don't think Lotor will be THAT crazy.
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>>90462159
>>90462212
Eyebrows is definitely the favorite of Sendak's mom too, and she shows it. She called all of the people he brought home in the past "sluts" to their face. But she's always polite to Eyebrows, and makes sure he's well fed.
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>>90462258
>Sadak: Mom's not calling him a slut.
>Sendak: I almost expected her to.
>Yurak: If she did, I'd tell her to stop! He's not a slut!
>Sendak: Shut up Yurak!
>Eyebrows: Sendak...
>Sendak: Erm, uh, sorry Yurak.
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>>90462371
Eyebrows manages to bring relative peace to Sendak's family home. His parents ask when is he gonna move in, because it'll finally give them quiet from hearing their sons constantly fight.
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>Only galrafags are posting
Hm, where are the other fags?
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>>90462614
Enjoying the Galra posting. It is the purest form of chemo
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>>90462614
Posting with the galrafags.
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>>90462614
they're probably reading the Galrafagging and liking it.
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>>90462533
Sendak wouldn't want that though. He wants to prove for Eyebrows himself and have their own home together like a good husband should. Sendak would never admit it, but he gets jealous at how his family takes all the attention from Eyebrows.
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>>90462258
Did she call Shiro a slut?
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>>90462652
>>90462695
>>90462702
I like how Galrafagging is the one thing that causes no drama in these threads.
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>>90462744
Galra probably do like most places and tend to live with their parents until they're married. Unless they have a posting that takes them to another part of the galaxy, that is.

They also take care of their parents in their old age.
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>>90462781
The Galra Empire brings peace to the universe.
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>>90462750
To be fair, Shiro has had the entire Hub in him at one point or another.
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>>90462845
I bet it's awkward when Shiro comes across Sendak and Eyebrows later.
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>>90462783
I wonder how many of their parents actually make it to old age though, especially for the ones who have military parents.
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>>90462783
So how would it work? If it's between a male and female, do they live with the parents of the male? What would happen to the parents of the female?

What about same sex? Would they live with the dominant partner's family?

I would say that the female or the other spouse would still have obligation to their own family. Or perhaps switch it up a bit and have the dominant partner be in charge of their spouse's family.
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>>90462882
He just goes red and stares at the floor.
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>>90462652
>>90462695
>>90462702
I see. Carry on then.
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>>90462904
They each live with their own families, is what anon is saying, until they get married. So the male lives with his family, and the female lives with hers. But they visit one another.
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>>90462891
That's why it's not such a burden on the younger generation. In a couple, they're more than likely only going to have one or two parents who survive to old age. Who can then help with raising the new generation.
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>>90462951
I'm talking about post marriage. Some other cultures live with the other spouse's family. I was wondering if Galra would be the same.
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>>90462904
It's like the stereotype of traditional italian families where the kids don't move into their own apartments when they turn 18 like anglos do. They live with their own families until marriage, when they move out and start their own household together.
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>>90463010
When the first kids are born, one set of parents would move in to help out. They tend to have large families anyways, so the eldest normally takes care of the parents.
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>>90463045
>Yurak will never move out of his house even though there are a lot of interested Galra that want to bully him sexually while married
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>>90463010
Nah, they get their own place then. But they go see their families once a week, unless their schedule doesn't allow it.
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Galra grandparents must give the best gifts.
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>>90463085
I'm sure Yurak will find someone who would move in with him and his parents eventually. Some sacrifices have to be made if you want to pull on that mullet.
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>>90437138
Do you think Keith sucked Commander Iverson's dick before getting booted?
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>>90463207
Whose dick hasn't he sucked?
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>>90463207
Yes. Iverson suggested it but booted him anyways.
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>>90463181
Yurak's mullet is cool. He's like a fuzzy purple Full House era John Stamos.
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>>90463181
Yurak's mom has set him up on blind dates before.
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>>90463273
Yurak is one of those guys that never stopped living in the 80's. When the 80's became all trendy again with kids, he grumbled to himself that the 80's aren't a trend.
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>>90463327
He's not wrong.
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>>90463309
They mostly end badly. Yurak just doesn't know how to interact with people that well.
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>>90463465
Does Sadak have a better love/date life?
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>>90463259
What a bitch.
>Offers to let Keith's temper burst slide for a BJ
>Boots him anyways and brags about it to bad students
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>>90463549
Keith's soul cracked just a little bit more that day.
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>>90463549
He cleaned himself off with Keith's mullet too.
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>>90463548
He has a lot of casual encounters, especially with people who like it when he dominates them. But he's pretty bad at maintaining actual relationships.
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>>90463606
Keith will never trust another man with his mullet ever again.
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>>90463613
I can see him in a way to one-up Sendak go and try to seduce Eyebrows but it fails so horribly.
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>>90463549
He probably slapped Keith across the face with his dick too.
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>>90463207
>the top cadet in the school sucking the instructor's dick
>not the shit pilot who couldn't even get into the academy until someone flunked out first
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>>90463705
Sendak doesn't talk to him for a year. Mom has to stage an intervention.
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>>90463730
Keith is a slut, anon. We're already been through this.
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>>90463730
Would you let Lance's mouth anywhere near your dick, anon?
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>>90463734
Yurak and Sadak are like those older sisters who get super bitter about the baby getting engaged first. They spend the wedding getting shitfaced and give a really passive aggressive speech.
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>>90463832
Yeah. I would.
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>>90463781
Iverson knows this and puts a lot of effort into crafting the right moment to ask for a dick suck from a cadet. Has to cover his ass.
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>>90463833
They're so bitchy. On this one day, Sendak manages to not get in a fight with them, but after his honeymoon, he drops by home, and they all get in a fight that involves lots of fur pulling.
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>>90463833
Even though this was supposed to be a happy day for the nuptials, the brothers still wound up having a brawl after Sendak got tired of listening to their vitriol.

Eyebrows' grandmother (his parents are both deceased) wasn't sure if her grandson was best suited to be with such a savage man, but they had already said their vows and were officially married by then.
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>>90463962
Meanwhile the Roy Focker guy fucks Keith whenever.
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>>90463781
Actually, he's voluntarily celibate and wants to join the priesthood, but decided to attend the flight academy because it's what his father wanted.
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>>90464105
Maybe in in another reality, anon.
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>>90464105
Then explain the yoga pants.
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>>90463781
>>90463730
>>90463832
Keith got no gag reflex, Lance probably still a newbie
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>>90464192
Galra don't have gag reflexes as a general rule.

Xenos coming in and taking jobs away from our homegrown American sluts.
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>>90464192
Lance shows great enthusiasm when it comes to sucking cock. A pity he's so awful at it.
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>>90464105
Denial is the first step on the road to acceptance.
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>>90464035
Someone'll come in a room without knocking and Roy Fokker is just in there, casually balls deep. Gives a little salute, goes back to business.
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>>90464269
He needs to learn what to do with his teeth for a start.
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>>90464347
Even a kinky Galra would disapprove of how toothy Lance's blowjobs are.
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>>90464131
>not worshiping the Christian God

He gets his faith from his mother. How else do you think the Galra managed to conquer 95% of the known universe? By the power of the Lord, that's how.
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>>90464292
My kink
>Keith's vagina bone
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>>90464488
You mean dance belt.
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>>90464488
Adonis belt, you dumbass.
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>>90464488
It's best boy part.
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>>90464439
Are the Galra Methodist, Catholic or Pentecostal?
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>>90464562
Catholic
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>>90464562
/co/ Keith is Tejano so he was probably raised Catholic.
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>>90464562
Pentecostal. They like that whole snake charming thing.
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>>90464393
His shit blowjobs are secretly why he never got far in the Garrison.
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>>90464551
but vagina bone is what you call all best waifu traits
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>>90464632
The Galra hold Revivals all over the Universe. Eyebrows' grandad was a charismatic preacher and radio host.
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>>90464697
Warden listens to old reruns of him all the time. It's not because he's especially religious. It's just the only radio channel he picks up in the prison.
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>>90464225
I love the idea of Keith not aware his Galra genes made him far better at sex than he realizes.
>confused people shocked about his lack of gag reflex
>his alien dick
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>>90464625
>>90464630
>>90464632
They're all sorts of Galra version of those Christian sects. There are even those weirdo Galra Mormons. Morvok used to be one, but he liked to live in sin too much to remain in that cult.
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>>90464875
I firmly believe that Bara and Throk are Galra Jewish.
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>>90464875
Sendak and his family are atheist, and they worship the Galra empire instead.
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>>90464948
Do they not believe in Zarkon, or just that he isn't their savior?
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>>90464948
Are you accusing of Throk being a happy merchant that controls the media?
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>>90465004
Even for a Pentacostal, Eyebrows is pretty liberal and almost areligious.
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>>90465056
He's that way because he had to grow up with his grandparents.
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>>90465004
That would be mainline Presbyterian then. All Galra sects are like Christian sects but with Zarkon instead of Jesus.
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>>90465094
Despite his subtle rebelliousness, he still managed to stay so pure.
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>>90465011
The latter.

>>90465030
Nah, Throk's family is made up of lapsed Reform Space Jews. They go through the motions for the grandparents.
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>>90465161
He still gets flashbacks to having to go to summer camp.
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>>90465203
Half the time he was playing poker with the counselors. The rest of the time, he was drowning out the religious sermons by thinking about how he was going to find his True Love and get married when he got older.

Eyebrows is a romantic at heart.
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>>90464630
>/co/ Keith is Tejano so he was probably raised Catholic.
When the heck did this happen?
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>>90465444
Yeah, I don't remember that either.
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>>90465444
A few threads ago. Keep up.
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>>90465444
When did Keith become Tejano? A few threads back. He speaks better spanish than Lance and cries about Selena.
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So ten episodes of DotU are getting released this month, right? I hope it'll stream in decent quality.
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>>90460005
I heard they're making an American Psycho musical. Hope they keep the gory parts in.
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>>90465549
Should be on the same level as Robotech or higher, going by what's currently on Netflix. Were they remastering?
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>>90465444
It's because these threads are dead and we have to resort to crack theories.
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>>90465537
That was one and two anons discussing Keith's father being mixed with Mexican.
The only /co/ approved Keith is Slutkeith.
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>>90465614
I had to check out Robotech to see what you meant. Looks like a standard 480p upscale. Voltron will probably be the same thing, since they didn't mention any remastering. It's not too bad, it could be a whole lot worse. the current DVD rips for Voltron DotU are really small.
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>>90465619
If we had to agree on one thing, at least it was slutkeith.
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>>90465715
The remastered version of Robotech on Amazon Prime looks like a 480p upscale too. It looks like they went in with that one, sharpened it, and then put a DNR filter over it to help kill noise.

With a lot of these 80's shows, it's probably the best we can expect to get.
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Noticed the die-cast Voltron was added on amazon, don't know if this has been mentioned before.
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>>90466307
How tall would it be?
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Even baby Shiro bullies Haxus. He will never know happiness.
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When is wondercon?
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>>90468052
March 31st
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>>90455266
>Why would Allura want Keith when Shiro is right there?

...Did you not see the ending to season 2?

Shiro ISN'T right there anymore.
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>>90469146
stop that's gay
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>>90468244
Which doesn't mean she wants Keith either. Kallura is delusional headcanon.
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>>90469204
Is this better?
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>>90469238
I told you guys the Shallurans were fucking retarded.
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>>90469288
Where's my KeithxLotor?
>>
>>90469288
much better
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>>90468052
The drama at WonderCon will be unbearable.

>>90469447
Shallura anon is the worst.

>>90469509
I love you, Klotor anon.
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>>90469509
I've been looking for art of that ship but I keep getting love triangle stuff where the two fight over Lance. Disgusting.
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>>90469541
I'm not ready for the cringe and bullshit from wondercon panel.
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>>90469645
The NYCC was pretty cringy. I don't want to think about Wondercon's.
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>>90437754
post all of them
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>>90469645
Are they confirmed for WonderCon? I was on the website for that one a while back and didn't see them listed.
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>>90471235
>ywn wake up to this
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>>90471308
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>>90471369
This is what keeps Keith from going back to slutting around.
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>>90471501
Understandable. There are very few things I wouldn't give up for Shiro.
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>>90471586
Shiro doesn't even expect him to change, but Keith does it anyways.
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>>90471626
Keith surprises everyone when the brings Shiro to the galra family reunion with a "This is Shiro, he's my boyfriend."
Lotor gets jealous because Shiro is a fine work of art.
Lance wants to kill himself since he already can't be a bigger slut than Keith, and now his rival is getting serious with a guy who looks to be sculpted by the gods.
McCree is just glad his son won't be sucking any alien cocks at this reunion unlike in the previous ones.
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Don't die yet.
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>be shiro's birthday last week
>mutter under my breath for kek to drown me in sheith
>don't expect much
>spend the week playing /v/idya games
>be today
>check ao3
>10 pages of new sheith stories with klance filtered out
>16 new fics on each page
>the official voltron big bang posted their story exempts
>sheith has the most nsfw fics
>confirming that sheith shippers are the oldest in the fandom
>there are also cute interesting sfw sheith stories
>they're all going to be over 10k words
>the official sheith big bang will have over 110 writers
>fics will also being over 10k words
>the stories will be released the month before s3 airs
>mfw i'm literally drowned in sheith
>mfw kek is real
PRAISE KEK! PRAISE HIM!
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>>90437138
Bishie anime Lotor or manly US-commissioned episode Lotor?
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>>90474342
He's gonna be bishie as fuck, I'm sure.
>>
>>90474307
Best ship confirmed.
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>>90474396
I'm sure he'll have the same frame as Keith.
Since they'll be very similar and yet totally different I'm not expecting him to be hunky like Shiro.
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>>90458177
>>90458054
Lotor: So when you and your friends try to kill my father, it's fine and dandy. But when I try to do it, that somehow makes me a monster. That's a tad unfair, don't you think?
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>>90458476
>>90458990
That's going to be tough, because if he's still in love with Allura, then his goal is basically Zarkon's except he can actually fuck the object of his desire without getting electrocuted or crushed to death.
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>>90474435
I wish they'd make him ugly, just to piss people off. But I know that'll never happen.
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>>90464562
They're Quantum-Presbyterians.
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>>90474307
There's been a lot of great sheith content lately, it's wonderful.
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>>90455731
ThereĀ“s nothing like a healthy heterosexual relationship.
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>>90474986
They're whatever you want them to be
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>>90469509
I think misterpoofofficial is the only one doing that right now.
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>>90437587
>300 units of quintessence oy VEY why do you need 100 units of quintessence
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>>90438323
Eyebrows doesn't browse Galrachan

I hate these vreppit posters and their normie memes
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>>90460834
>Doot doot doot
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Why won't Altean Lance die?
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>>90477886
Honestly, I don't know. I'm a Lancefag and I can't comprehend how this idea even took hold, much less what's fueling its continued use. It's not even good headcanon, and it shits all over Lance's canon Cubano heritage by implying his being Cubano means he's somehow deficient or imperfect. Hell, replace 'Cubano' with 'human' and it gets speciesism-tier.
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>>90478657
They want Lance to be magical and spesshul when his appeal is he's the normal human boy. Hunk is a genius engineer with an alien girlfriend, Keith is half-galra and ace pilot, Shiro is the top leader and kidnapped hero with ptsd, Pidge is a tech genius and is hunting her family across the galaxy. He's the guy who wasn't good enough to get into the fighter pilot program till Keith made room be getting kicked out, and is only there because Blue chose him for an officially still unexplained reason. We kinda know why Blue choose him because she takes the scrubs according to 3rd party info, but why HIM? Who knows.
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>>90479322
>his appeal is he's the normal human boy
It boggles my mind that tumblr doesn't get this. Being able to hold your own in a cast full of super specials is cool in and of itself.
>>
>>90469447
They keep calling Allura "adult coded" but can't find any proof to back it up.
I think they're almost as bad as Klancers at this point since we have a couple of them who keep shitting up threads here. Remember the one from before? Yikes.
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