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Dailymotion: [Dailymotion] Steven Universe 417 - Rocknaldo
>Issue 1 of new Steven Universe ongoing comic
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[SoundCloud] aivi & surasshu
I was actually welcoming the return to /trash/ around a week ago, when /sug/ became absolutely unbearable and was full of blatant newfags that were asking what tripcodes were. I dunno why things got better so suddenly but I ain't complaining.
>"Steven, what's this bump in your pants?"
>"Why is it getting bigger?"
>"Steven stop touching me! I'm really uncomfortable now.."
>"Please stop touching my thighs, you're weirding me out!"
>"No, please! You shouldn't lift up my skirt like that"
>"What's gotten into you Steven!? Don't touch me there, it feels weird.."
>"Fine.. keep going if you insist.."
>"Hey wait, don't put it insi-- Unff!"
>"Oh my god, where did you learn this? It feels amazing!"
>"This feeling, it keeps building up! If you keep going I'll--"
I remember when the show first started it was supposed to be about how 'off' steven was, how he was supposed to be a hot dog compared to his porkchop of a mother.
you can see some amazing differences based on the original pilot as well. when steven sang his song the crystal gems laughed at him, even pearl, saying he'd look silly.
when htey recreated that scene for the extended OP it was instead fun and charming.
he went from this fat weird looking 'off' kid who is now everyone in towns favorite kiddo.
>Steven becoming even shorter
>now has super strength and weird durability
> still overly optimistic to the point where most characters love him almost immediately
Steven is just kid goku now
if I was cartoon network id create fake leaks at this point. id have the artist come up with amazing screenshots of pink diamond being shattered by jasper, and a green diamond fusion and rose holding connie hostage and just watch the fans go wild.
Should Steven have pink hair?
i wonder how it'll go down, or what causes steven to suddenly want to go after seemingly fucking around for a month
>you will never cuddle with zachary
>more fucking lapis and peridot
can they please fuck off for 10 episodes like usual?
is that a fetish picture
Lapis on her own actually needs to be developed, she feels out of place at the moment and it seems like the show's almost struggling to justify her even being there. We need a strong episode that builds up Lapis as a character honestly, similar to what On the Run did for Amethyst or what Rose's Scabbard did for Pearl. Maybe even an arc, she feels so boring right now she could probably use one.
if you can defend gem harvest and the new crystal gems seriously kill yourself. the memegems are cancer.
Haven't watched Rocknaldo yet due to work and college bullshit. Is it worth the watch or is it Sadie's Song Tier?
Who is the Bardock of the show?
Will Pearl ever get to use her 18-incher on a giant woman ever again?
I'm surprised that no one hasn't done anything with these two yet..
>I can tell who the dom one would be.
>using "most popular episode in the fandom" as an argument.
this fandom is literally tumblr, do you know how nonexistant the favor that episode has would be if mystery girl weren't female?
it was all a misunderstanding. Pearl is 18 centimeters long. not inches
>officers run plates
>identified as Greg's car
>Greg is arrested for resisting arrest and reckless driving
>his only alibi is that he was at a friend's house, with no time stamped evidence and only the word of his friend
Still waiting for this episode.
That's like the perfect size for dicking lapis
Green was best
Now is memeshit
Seriously, what's wrong with Gem Harvest? That was one of the better episodes of its season.
whatever, it had to be in the episode to help introduce the DeMayo side of Steven's family. How could you not like the episode with fucking Carl?
No. We can't support a thread without rampant shitposting, let alone an entire board. Getting a board would just let us fester and further fuel the comparison to small equines.
but she also has a dick?
>Room for Ruby
This will either be an episode where we see Ruby and Sapphire again, and we'll see Ruby's room or a ruby or all will return and find a home (probably in the burning room in bubbles)
We have Steven
Also Gems are basically gender less/sex less and are feminine in appearance. Also there's purple puma who has a masculine form. Maybe we'll get one , I'd actually like to see that
I guess pic related kinda counts
I remain sceptical
So when's she getting them back?
Yeah, she'll still be a meme but she'll be a cool-looking meme.
Do you think the show will be able to escape the whole SJW thing?
The show itself handles LGBT stuff naturally so I never understand why people act like it does.
There's also only two gay relationships (one technically doesn't exist anymore) mostly just homerotic tones with those fusion dances. So what's the deal? Is it just a buzzword at this point?
Never, she's doesn't need them because she's perfect exactly as she is
She's going to use it on mayor dewey ofcourse.
I believe the crewniverse is too lazy to animate them.
i love the internet
titles mean nothing
>(one technically doesn't exist anymore)
Don't remind me.
>Thirty seven! Rose sucked thirty seven dicks!
That was one hell of a flashback episode.
They never bring up the fact that they're gay as in:
"Oh wow so Gayy mmmmm yess lesbians"
That's everyone else outside of the show.
The relationship drama is similar to what I would see in hetero shows
I meant Pearl and Rose but Lapidot counts too
that time steven caught Opal purging in the bathroom
Garnet quite literally cannot exist separately, Would you call that a healthy relationship?
Just saying, If they loved each other as she loves herself, They could exist separately for more than two minutes without being stressed.
There's no reason for to be separate all the time either.
If you can become a giant superwoman who's the strongest of the team and do so while occasionally defusing every once in while, wouldn't you do the same?
>you will never DEUS VULT with Opal
>you will never take Jerusalem with Opal
>you will never drive the moors and Saracen from Levant and the greater holy land with Opal
How the fuck was Pearl okay with Rose fucking other humans?
I just don't know how she would be. Even puts it in a song.
>You will never invent blast furnaces and gas lighting with Opal.
>You will never unite the three warring kingdoms with Opal.
>You will never lead a pseudo-Christian revolt against the Manchus while claiming to be the brother of Jesus Christ with Opal.
>You will never force illiterate peasants to "read" your little red book as they starve to death with Opal.
Garnet splits up to show Steven what Ruby's room is like, but suddenly Onion needs help at school and the episode revolves around Steven helping Onion to fit in with some characters that we never see again.
>everyone thought it'd be ruby that gets caught/killed
Leaked screenshot from season 5.
Look at your own risk.
They finally did her a mercy
rip in pieces
Take a guess.
The ruby squad return to Earth and Sapphire decides to keep them as her personal harem
For the remainder of the series Garnet looks and acts totally different depending on who Sapphire chose to fuse with that day
Peridot titshamed her until she relented.
Edgeball is the only ruby that matters, anon. She gets the most attention, she even got an episode. She just needs to dry her panties after realizing her waifu is a dog now and start giving information.
>perfectly round headed pear
Good. But her nose should be tiny, it's either short nowadays in most episodes or proper to too long swordfish in specially Paul/Raven episodes. One annoying garnet design change in recent episodes is giving her chunky as fuck cankle calves. Look at Gem Harvest. Her smaller hair these days I don't like either. Old one was a big statement that reacted realistically sometimes, not a small stiff block on her head.
Only yesterday did I realize
that I totally want Greg to fug me
>being brought up
Really though, they'll probably capture one of them and Steven will interrogate her. And it'll end up with the Ruby getting triggered and trying to kill him, and they'll have to bubble her.
Why do people draw the thin characters thicc? There's a REASON I find them attractive, you know!
>Peridot never became immersed in Earth's biker culture because she loves tinkering with motorcycles
>Or become a huge fan of Nascar and shit
I fucking hate this show.
>There's a REASON I find them attractive, you know!
For them to be thiccer, of course.
>amethyst low self steem, pearl's traumas and the awareness of the fragility of her own existence combine in a nihilistic view of life and admiration of what humans can achieve during their short lifes
>if pearl and amethyst agree to take part in a human conflict she can stay opal for decades
So, for one,
>Threatens the capability of being the best strategist in history
How so? Garnet still has Sapphire's future vision.
And it doesn't become weaker or anything.
If anything, it helps her discern stuff better by taking Ruby's opinion into account and help with some hard choices.
So, you're some kind of psychologist specialized in alien magic rocks uh?
Your conclusion just comes from your narrow point of view. They're not humans, they don't see the same things we do and feel the same way we do. They live for thousands of years too, I don't see why this relationship would be unhealthy.
Fusion isn't just sex or snuggling or whatever, it's something else we won't ever be able to understand completely. They don't stop being themselves when they fuse, they just take another form. And when one of them is mad at the other, they simply unfuse and talk it over.
When was the last time Pearl shapeshifted?
I thought so.
i think pearl has tittys but her usual outfit pushes them down
I leave for twenty minutes and the thread turns to heresy!
DELET THESE COW-TIT PEARLS NOW
You lapis and pearl anons that think they have best tities are obviously willingly unaware of the truth.
i want pearl to shapeshift so bad.... her color pallet is so pretty for her not to do so ;_;
Ever since Steven told her about his preferences, she's respected them and accomodated to them.
>mfw I dont like large tits
>How so? Garnet still has Sapphire's future vision.
>And it doesn't become weaker or anything.
If anything, it helps her discern stuff better by taking Ruby's opinion into account and help with some hard choices.
And yet I have not seen such tactical use being implemented successfully against homeworld.
>So, you're some kind of psychologist specialized in alien magic rocks uh?
>Your conclusion just comes from your narrow point of view. They're not humans, they don't see the same things we do and feel the same way we do. They live for thousands of years too, I don't see why this relationship would be unhealthy.
>Fusion isn't just sex or snuggling or whatever, it's something else we won't ever be able to understand completely. They don't stop being themselves when they fuse, they just take another form. And when one of them is mad at the other, they simply unfuse and talk it over.
I realised the obvious, I am however concerned that we humans have been able to exist independently and alone, When we band together it's simply strength in numbers.
She is simply strength in (Metaphorical) numbers bolstered by a simple and base emotion.
I care not for relationships, I care for the protection of earth and the usefulness of it's protectors, And so I doubt their usefulness is effective and unwavering, Is it not human to doubt?
And where do you think he got those preferences?
>If anything, it helps her discern stuff better by taking Ruby's opinion into account and help with some hard choices.
One damned sentence left unchanged, And now it is.
(Imagine the above as greentext).
>ive drawn a bunch of crystel gem art with big ass titties
>"those tits are bigger than their heads. Its unrealistic and gross!"
>tell them im literally just drawing from life, because my own tits are bigger than my head
>they stop responding
when did pearl went from graceful bird mom to balding twink cuck?
>tfw even in a show where almost all of the main characters don't have tits, I still can't escape fanart that give them huge tits
shit I actually like big tits, but seeing character who don't have big boobs constantly being drawn with gigantic boobs anyway gets annoying after awhile
Being graceful was always an act, she has always been a lunatic cuck
I like large tits, but I'm into big asses more
Money handled by fags is still money. May as well price gouge the shit out of them.
Also, what's the fucking point of having a gay pride parade for a town of ~200 people?
The one thing that pisses me off is that she really is no different from a homeworld Pearl. Yeah she taught herself to fight and learn shit, but she's still a twink cuck who has cleaning OCD and does all the chores.
Just like Amethyst is so different from her species.
It's weird, you can take the gem out of homeworld but you can't take the homeworld out of a gem. What kind of message is that?
>people who watch steven universe and are east european
>people who are east european who have pearl waifus
Eh, the gems aren't human. At the end of the day they have specific jobs they were created to do, so it makes sense they would have certain traits and enjoy/be good at doing certain activities.
>yfw Pearl is literally blue-balled
Is Becky the goddess of symbolism?
What do tits made of light taste like?
Taste better than tits made of water.
ok ok but what if i told you
that connie is for fug
When will Pearl find love again?
>tfw noone will ever like you enough to make you a mixtape
Sadie > Lars > Onion >>>>> Ronaldo
Is there even room for debate?
she did. 5 months ago.
>reel big fish
>cage the elephant
i like this girl