/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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lapiven thread

This show is inferior to the Kirby cartoon.

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we hiatus after friday?

Reminder that Navys coming back and moving into the meme barn

https://news.sug.rocks/room-for-ruby-will-be-airing-march-10th/

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>>90338156
>pederasty

That's a zappin'

>>90338164
That's unfair, the Kirby cartoon is literally the greatest show ever made

I can't follow /sug/ into the /trash/, When will /sug/ return?

>>90338263
>>90338186
We have at least another 2 weeks lads

https://news.sug.rocks/room-for-ruby-will-be-airing-march-10th/

>>90338225
I hope so. Especially after that call back from AiLD. But it sounds like a Sapphire and Ruby need space episode

>>90338278
Thank fuck, I like you glorious bastards too much to see you all die.

>>90338317
I was actually welcoming the return to /trash/ around a week ago, when /sug/ became absolutely unbearable and was full of blatant newfags that were asking what tripcodes were. I dunno why things got better so suddenly but I ain't complaining.

>>90338373
>rocknaldo awoke are need to shitpost and meme

Any preview for Tiger Philanthropist yet? It's already Wednesday

Stevenbomb s4 finale soon
What could happen

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>"Steven, what's this bump in your pants?"
>"Why is it getting bigger?"
>"Steven stop touching me! I'm really uncomfortable now.."
>"Please stop touching my thighs, you're weirding me out!"
>"No, please! You shouldn't lift up my skirt like that"
>"What's gotten into you Steven!? Don't touch me there, it feels weird.."
>"Fine.. keep going if you insist.."
>"Hey wait, don't put it insi-- Unff!"
>"Oh my god, where did you learn this? It feels amazing!"
>"This feeling, it keeps building up! If you keep going I'll--"
>

>>90338278
>Room for Ruby
Wow, the writers didn't forget. That's impressive

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I remember when the show first started it was supposed to be about how 'off' steven was, how he was supposed to be a hot dog compared to his porkchop of a mother.

you can see some amazing differences based on the original pilot as well. when steven sang his song the crystal gems laughed at him, even pearl, saying he'd look silly.

when htey recreated that scene for the extended OP it was instead fun and charming.

he went from this fat weird looking 'off' kid who is now everyone in towns favorite kiddo.

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HERE THEY COME

>>90338523
>sorry lapis, it just feels so good my hips won't stop moving

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Zachary is NOT for sex!

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>Steven becoming even shorter
>now has super strength and weird durability
> still overly optimistic to the point where most characters love him almost immediately

Steven is just kid goku now

>>90338474
>more developed
>more powerful
>much more mature
>body doesn't shapeshift to reflect this
It's all so tiresome

>>90338278
Hoping for Gem SoL. Something to cap the townie eps.

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SU version when?

>>90338485
check sug.rocks before you ask stupid questions Reddit

>>90338602
Steven will grow up when Ruby part of Garnet gets shattered and he has to take the helm of the leader.

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Butts

>>90338602
>body gets smaller the more he matures
>mental age reflects physical age
>trauma can excuse any plot hole

>>90338621
11 years but I doubt SU is as popular as samurai jack.

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>>90338156
canon thread

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lapiven

if I was cartoon network id create fake leaks at this point. id have the artist come up with amazing screenshots of pink diamond being shattered by jasper, and a green diamond fusion and rose holding connie hostage and just watch the fans go wild.

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it aint easy being cheesy

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Should Steven have pink hair?

>>90338674
Ew

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Garnet or Garlic?

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Nice thread

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>>90338599
>>90338602

>>90338675
>No screenshots of millions of Rebel soldier gems.
>No screenshots of mass corruption.
>No screenshots of the rebellion.
Not hype enough.

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Did you ever forgive Pear?

>>90338721
Fuck Pear

>>90338655
Is that a good signal to have in SU? When something traumatizing happens it is ok to regress into perpetual childlike mentality.

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>>90338278
>>90338225
i wonder how it'll go down, or what causes steven to suddenly want to go after seemingly fucking around for a month

>>90338718

well that shits all bound to happen, those would just be practically real leaks.

the points to troll no to purposely spoil.

>>90338721
Pear can go straight up my ass for all I care.

>>90338523
finally some good steven on lapis rape

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>>90338741

>you will never cuddle with zachary

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>>90338741
>more fucking lapis and peridot
can they please fuck off for 10 episodes like usual?

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>>90338645
Jasper vs Casper?

>>90338785
pearlcuck pls

>>90338523
>Still no gem licking stories

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>>90338699
is that a fetish picture

>>90338785
>Says the Pearlfag
kys

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How corrupt is the president?

>>90338785
Lapis on her own actually needs to be developed, she feels out of place at the moment and it seems like the show's almost struggling to justify her even being there. We need a strong episode that builds up Lapis as a character honestly, similar to what On the Run did for Amethyst or what Rose's Scabbard did for Pearl. Maybe even an arc, she feels so boring right now she could probably use one.

>>90338849
I want to see her birth certificate

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>>90338818
>>90338846
if you can defend gem harvest and the new crystal gems seriously kill yourself. the memegems are cancer.

>>90338880
Pearl is the original memegem.

>>90338602
>Implying he won't change as the show goes on

Rebecca herself said she wants him to grow. A while ago too so it's still possible.

>>90338864
she had her fucking chance with alone at sea, now fuck off with your shitty emo waifu

>>90338895
at least her episodes and lines are good

>>90338785
Who's to say they'll all be in the same scene?

I can't imagine just Ruby running around near Lapis or Peridot

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Haven't watched Rocknaldo yet due to work and college bullshit. Is it worth the watch or is it Sadie's Song Tier?

>>90338913
>Last One out of Beach City

>>90338946
worse

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Who is the Bardock of the show?

Is everyone on homeworld as retarded as these guys?
https://youtu.be/Y29aGTbg62A
I imagine this is what basically happened to all the scouting reports telling the current status of earth.

>>90338896
We will see in time.

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>>90338948
one of the best in the series

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Will Pearl ever get to use her 18-incher on a giant woman ever again?

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>>90338946
Don't bother yourself with it.

>>90338979
Retardation is a universal constant in SUverse.

>>90338948
Why do Lapidotfags always use that episode against Pearl when it was one of the most popular episodes in the fandom.

>>90338990
>A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown.

>>90338897
Lapis was never my favorite man, she just feels like a waste of a character at the moment.

>>90338990
Surprise surprise, a Pearlfag has shit taste

>>90339001
could someone explain this picture, it's cute though

>>90338990
Oh, you're a pleb. Makes sense.

>>90339001
If Rose found Pearl's 18 incher inadequate compared to Greg's how massive is the murdercock?

>>90338946
just watch it and form your own opinion you fuckin attention whoring sheep

>>90339001
She's got Steven, she'll do fine.

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>>90338674
I'm surprised that no one hasn't done anything with these two yet..

>I can tell who the dom one would be.

>>90339010
>using "most popular episode in the fandom" as an argument.
this fandom is literally tumblr, do you know how nonexistant the favor that episode has would be if mystery girl weren't female?

>>90338897
>a character gets one chance and one episode to develop
Anon, you can't possibly be this retarded.

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GREEN IS BEST

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>>90339001
it was all a misunderstanding. Pearl is 18 centimeters long. not inches

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>>90338990
>officers run plates
>identified as Greg's car
>Greg is arrested for resisting arrest and reckless driving
>his only alibi is that he was at a friend's house, with no time stamped evidence and only the word of his friend

Still waiting for this episode.

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>>90339089
Indeed.

>>90339108
That's probably for the best. 18 inches is a bit too much for Steven.

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>>90339108
That's like the perfect size for dicking lapis

>>90339038
Women value girth over length. Pearl may be a foot and a half long but she's only 4 inches thick.

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>>90339089
>>90339129
Green was best
Now is memeshit

>>90338629
Ah ha! But who is more stupid? the person who asks or the one who responds?

>>90339182
You are, redditor

>>90339154
Good job posting best girls.

>>90339184
It's the 1st of Mars.

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>>90339179
Green will always be best

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>>90339182

>>90338880
Seriously, what's wrong with Gem Harvest? That was one of the better episodes of its season.
>muh memebarn

whatever, it had to be in the episode to help introduce the DeMayo side of Steven's family. How could you not like the episode with fucking Carl?

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Give me all the limb enhancer peridot you have.

>>90339207
Happy Omnissiah day.

pokemon >>>/vp/

my little pony >>>/mlp/

steven universe >>>/su/

/sug/ threads go way too fast

we desperately need our own board

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>>90339272

>>90339292
>we

>>90339292
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>90339292
Were you even in the last thread?

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>>90339312

>>90339292
Great. Just what 4chan needs. More boards.

Eventually no-one will ever have to see things they don't like.

when will rebecca sugar stop being a feminazi and give us male gems already

>>90339302
>Are the /sug/ fanbase,

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>>90339292
No. We can't support a thread without rampant shitposting, let alone an entire board. Getting a board would just let us fester and further fuel the comparison to small equines.

>>90339126
Greg is rich now
He's above the law

>>90339345
*/co/ hatebase

>>90339341
I want a male townie gem hybrid that's interesting.
IS THAT TOO MUC-oh wait, It's SU...

>>90339295
Do you think the artist hated themself for predicting the fate of peridot? Or was that drawn after catch and release?

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>>90339154
but she also has a dick?

>>90339372
It's an Ampudot picture edited into Stubbydot. I'm sure the editor laughed his ass off.

>>90339372
Lots of people were suspecting midgetdot
Man, remember ampudot?

>Room for Ruby

This will either be an episode where we see Ruby and Sapphire again, and we'll see Ruby's room or a ruby or all will return and find a home (probably in the burning room in bubbles)

>>90339089
Teeny green meme machine.

post gemsonas

rate them

>>90339341
We have Steven
Also Gems are basically gender less/sex less and are feminine in appearance. Also there's purple puma who has a masculine form. Maybe we'll get one , I'd actually like to see that

>>90339400
I wonder how many Ruby they get from space. The title is Room for Ruby. Not Room for Rubies.

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>>90338670
canon

>>90339262
the first half of the episode was so fucking pointless and shitty, there was no reason those memegems should've got a half hour episode. it fucking sucked.

>>90339431
1 ruby Probs. My bet Is either Eyeball or Navy

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>>90339089
>>90339129
yes

>>90339272
I guess pic related kinda counts

>>90339345
>We 'll never be happy
>And if you think we will
>We'll
>Always find a way

>>90338697
Garnlic?

>>90339337
>Eventually no-one will ever have to see things they don't like.
tell that to /a/, they dont keep their shit on their board.

Since the title says 'Ruby' instead of the various names Steven gave the Homeworld Rubies, I think it might be about our Ruby.

Then again that's probably part of the ruse

>>90339179
this, unfortunately

>>90339504
SU belongs on /a/

>>90339292
/sug/ not that cancerous. It does not have enough fans.

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>>90339272
She's taking him for a "ride"

>>90339492
>that's why the people of this board

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>>90338545
>>90338278
>Ruby
>Singular
I remain sceptical

>>90339398
Those were better times.

>>90339561
>Just shit on
>reddit
>Lauren Zuke
>Each other
>And tumblr

Is SU an anime?

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>>90339272
So when's she getting them back?
Yeah, she'll still be a meme but she'll be a cool-looking meme.

Opal is bulimic

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>>90339272

>>90339620
Never. They're at the bottom of the ocean and nobody cares enough to get them for her.

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>>90339295

>>90338142
Do you think the show will be able to escape the whole SJW thing?

The show itself handles LGBT stuff naturally so I never understand why people act like it does.

There's also only two gay relationships (one technically doesn't exist anymore) mostly just homerotic tones with those fusion dances. So what's the deal? Is it just a buzzword at this point?

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>>90339620
Never, she's doesn't need them because she's perfect exactly as she is

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>>90339001
She's going to use it on mayor dewey ofcourse.

>>90339512
>believing the titles

Stop. We've been hurt enough.

>>90339573
maybe its just one and the others get bubbled?

>>90339606
Westernized anime, So a cartoon that's like an anime.

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>>90339620
I believe the crewniverse is too lazy to animate them.

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>>90339302
>>90339345
>>90339492
>>90339561
>>90339602

i love the internet

>>90339089
GREEN IS RIGHT

>>90339663
>Naturally.
Oh fuck, That's the best laugh I've had all day.

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>>90339512
titles mean nothing

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>>90339671
Are you sure?

>>90339682
How long before every character gets turned into stick figures?

>>90339702
I know, right? Remember that one episode "Amethyst Sucks 27 Dicks"? I remember counting only 26.

>>90339716
s7

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>>90339713
of course

>>90339716
Season five is the last one where they bother to even draw the characters. Season six will just be abstract blobs of color that only vaguely represents the characters.

>>90339683
Just posted to reddit, thanks for the upvotes ;^)

>>90339716
Next season steven and amethyst will be a head with arms with everyone else are stick figures.

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Post sluts

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>>90339663
>(one technically doesn't exist anymore)
Don't remind me.

>>90339770
Enjoy them, they're probably all you have in life

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>>90339774

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>>90339734
>Thirty seven! Rose sucked thirty seven dicks!
That was one hell of a flashback episode.

>>90339813
In a row?

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>>90339774

>>90339701
They never bring up the fact that they're gay as in:
"Oh wow so Gayy mmmmm yess lesbians"

That's everyone else outside of the show.
The relationship drama is similar to what I would see in hetero shows
>>90339787
I meant Pearl and Rose but Lapidot counts too

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>>90339774
Canon

>>90338573

Needs the Brazzers logo

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that time steven caught Opal purging in the bathroom

>>90339838
Garnet quite literally cannot exist separately, Would you call that a healthy relationship?

Just saying, If they loved each other as she loves herself, They could exist separately for more than two minutes without being stressed.

>>90339841
but she was the good kind of slut. the one who fugs with her friends for funsies and not the one you get aids from

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Ameven

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>>90339941
just say post jasper

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>>90339846
Okay

>>90339932
They were fine during the zoo arc

>>90339431
Maybe one of the rubies decides to live in rubies room in in the temple, no way that'll be permanent though.

>>90339841
>doesnt have her gem.
how im supposed to fap to this?

>>90339932
There's no reason for to be separate all the time either.

If you can become a giant superwoman who's the strongest of the team and do so while occasionally defusing every once in while, wouldn't you do the same?

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>>90339964
Yes

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>>90339856
>you will never DEUS VULT with Opal
>you will never take Jerusalem with Opal
>you will never drive the moors and Saracen from Levant and the greater holy land with Opal
Why lielve?

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Sapphire's dead guys

>>90339974
Stress=Fear, Fear of Blue Diamond.

>>90340010
Not if it threatens the capability of being the best strategist in history, Who can predict history.

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>>90339841
How the fuck was Pearl okay with Rose fucking other humans?
I just don't know how she would be. Even puts it in a song.

>>90340030
>Tfw you realise none of those locations or terms existed due to SU's altered history.

>>90340002
Pretend it's a different Rose Quartz with an unseen gem placement

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Gems should piss themselves

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>>90340030
>You will never invent blast furnaces and gas lighting with Opal.
>You will never unite the three warring kingdoms with Opal.
>You will never lead a pseudo-Christian revolt against the Manchus while claiming to be the brother of Jesus Christ with Opal.
>You will never force illiterate peasants to "read" your little red book as they starve to death with Opal.

>>90339292
>/sug/ threads go way too fast
The last thread lasted 11 hours
In that time, /sveg/ had 5 threads.

>>90340109
Fetishists should kill themselves.

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>>90340109

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>>90339272
It could have been great.

Room for Ruby
>Eyeball lives with the CGs until they fix Jasper

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>>90340124
So all of us?

>>90340173
no jasper

>>90340077
They were like a couple with a bestiality fetish. It's hot when the dog fucks you, but it's another thing for it to get you pregnant with a half-dog half-human freak of nature.

What's the most disappointing way Room for Ruby could go? because that's the one we're getting.

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>>90339964
Good shit

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>>90340219
Ruby and Sapphire seperate for five minutes, everything goes back to the status quo in the end.

>>90340030
>>90340116
>opal stays fused for a few decades once in a while
>her years of adventures with the humans are like a drunk blackout for amethyst and Pearl

>>90340230
jesus christ this is disturbing

>captcha: private craponne

>>90340219
Leggy (the worst Ruby) makes her way back and Steven convinces Lapis and memedot to adopt her

>>90340219
Garnet splits up to show Steven what Ruby's room is like, but suddenly Onion needs help at school and the episode revolves around Steven helping Onion to fit in with some characters that we never see again.

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>>90340053
>everyone thought it'd be ruby that gets caught/killed

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>>90340272
>leggy
>worst
>not army

>>90340272
that sounds great kys

>>90340285
Looks about right.

>>90340219
I'm not even gonna bother. Whatever I come up with can't possibly be worse than the actual episode.

>>90340285
Lapis what happened to your tits

>>90340285
>That headstone
Kek

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>>90340285
W H E N

>>90340086
What religions do humans even have in Steven Universe? There's the notMuslims but what else?

Have we ever had a character that had a biblical name?

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>>90340285
They finally did her a mercy
rip in pieces

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>>90340320
Take a guess.

>>90340285
>Lapis
>Tits

Fake as fuck

>room for ruby

Find a way to make this a townie episode that doesn't involve any Ruby at all

>>90340325
notMuslims?
Where?

>>90340309
Navy its better.
eyeball deserves to be shattered.

>>90340219
The ruby squad return to Earth and Sapphire decides to keep them as her personal harem

For the remainder of the series Garnet looks and acts totally different depending on who Sapphire chose to fuse with that day

Who's more likely to let the rubies move in?
>CGs
>Barnmates
Unless they end up moving in with some completely random townie or Greg.

>>90340254
>last time was Viet-fucking-nam
>"Opal! How could you kill women and children?"
>"It's easy! You just don't lead'em as much! Hahaha, ain't war hell?"

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>>90340320
Peridot titshamed her until she relented.

>>90340361
Steven writes his own play about the gems for beachapalooza and Jamie plays every part again

>>90340368
Edgeball is the only ruby that matters, anon. She gets the most attention, she even got an episode. She just needs to dry her panties after realizing her waifu is a dog now and start giving information.

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>>90339272

>>90340366
We've seen a girl wearing a hijab before. Not sure which episode, but it was also in that stupid Steven Goes to School book.

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>>90339774

>>90340285
Steven's head is too small

You're fired Lamar

>>90340335
That's pumpkin dog, idiot.

>>90340372
The CG absolutely won't.
Barnmates will probably be mad about it but eventually let them stay there.
But they'll probably move somewhere on their own/all get bubbled.

>>90340432
No it isn't you delusional jascuck

>>90340411
>>90340423
Explain this illogical shit.

>>90340408
Eyeball war stories when? I want to know how a Ruby survived a gem war that claimed thousands of stronger gems.

>>90340285
>perfectly round headed pear

Good. But her nose should be tiny, it's either short nowadays in most episodes or proper to too long swordfish in specially Paul/Raven episodes. One annoying garnet design change in recent episodes is giving her chunky as fuck cankle calves. Look at Gem Harvest. Her smaller hair these days I don't like either. Old one was a big statement that reacted realistically sometimes, not a small stiff block on her head.

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>>90340388
Fucking finally

>>90340219
>'Room' just means the bubble room
>The gems retrieve the Rubies off screen, Steven ditches Eyeball in the bubble room then goes to help Nanefua learn to drive for 9.5 minutes

>>90340483
Who's the better titty gem, Pearl or Lapis?

>>90340411
>We've seen a girl wearing a hijab before.

I don't think so, at least not in the show

>but it was also in that stupid Steven Goes to School book.

Not canon garbage

>>90340440
Garnet thinks they're cute, she'll let them stay but not forever.
My theory is that they'll probably help the CGs against the diamonds if they help cure Jasper.

>>90340509
They're both nonexistent.

>>90340465
Headscarves are just considered fashionable in that universe retard

>Garnet probably won't keep the Ruby squad as pets and train them to be mini warriors
Why live

>>90340525
Of course she would like them they're technically her cousins!

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Only yesterday did I realize that I totally want Greg to fug me

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>>90340476
>>90340423

>>90340525
>jasper
>being brought up
Really though, they'll probably capture one of them and Steven will interrogate her. And it'll end up with the Ruby getting triggered and trying to kill him, and they'll have to bubble her.

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>>90340483
Why do people draw the thin characters thicc? There's a REASON I find them attractive, you know!

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>>90340509
At least Pearl has some

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>>90339548
>Peridot never became immersed in Earth's biker culture because she loves tinkering with motorcycles
>Or become a huge fan of Nascar and shit

I fucking hate this show.

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>>90340509
Pearl

>>90340536
Provide an excuse for the no villains rule even though Caligula existed in SU.

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>>90340607
>There's a REASON I find them attractive, you know!
For them to be thiccer, of course.

>>90340607
Nobody cares about you or your shit taste.

>>90340587
Do you think he'll be down for casual sex? It's probably been a while for him, all that pent up sexual energy.

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>>90340607
right

>>90340602
>Steven Interrogating?
What will he do? Make them play and get beaten in his video games?

>>90340640
>>90340648
>>90340659
Thicc women look like fucking blob people. It's not attractive. They might as well be fatasses at that point.

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>>90340626
I beg to differ.

>>90340673
I dont know man, let me believe in the hope meme
Maybe he'll man up. Maybe the gems will tie her up and Steven will calmly demand war stories

>>90340639
I don't have to explain shit to you faggot

Would you like it if I poked holes in your cartoon all the time? Oh right, you don't have one

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>>90340697
I'm waiting.

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hamate

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>>90340608

>>90340707
At least I would care enough for it to be logical.

>>90340219
It's a ruse cruise and we get another townie episode.

>>90340704
Steven wont let them tie her up, lets be realistic.

>>90340737
God she's ugly

>>90340649
Of course he would

>>90340704
>he'll man up
How? Also there's not much to gain in interrogating them as of now.

You just want to hear war stories yourself.

>>90340378
>amethyst low self steem, pearl's traumas and the awareness of the fragility of her own existence combine in a nihilistic view of life and admiration of what humans can achieve during their short lifes
>if pearl and amethyst agree to take part in a human conflict she can stay opal for decades

>>90340058
So, for one,
>Threatens the capability of being the best strategist in history
How so? Garnet still has Sapphire's future vision.
And it doesn't become weaker or anything.
If anything, it helps her discern stuff better by taking Ruby's opinion into account and help with some hard choices.
And second,
>healthy relationship
So, you're some kind of psychologist specialized in alien magic rocks uh?
Your conclusion just comes from your narrow point of view. They're not humans, they don't see the same things we do and feel the same way we do. They live for thousands of years too, I don't see why this relationship would be unhealthy.
Fusion isn't just sex or snuggling or whatever, it's something else we won't ever be able to understand completely. They don't stop being themselves when they fuse, they just take another form. And when one of them is mad at the other, they simply unfuse and talk it over.

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>>90340608
Jasper does too

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>>90340608
thicc

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>>90340720
When was the last time Pearl shapeshifted?
I thought so.

>>90340790
those are her fat rolls riding up

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>>90340608
i think pearl has tittys but her usual outfit pushes them down

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I leave for twenty minutes and the thread turns to heresy!

DELET THESE COW-TIT PEARLS NOW

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You lapis and pearl anons that think they have best tities are obviously willingly unaware of the truth.

pic related

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>>90340794
i want pearl to shapeshift so bad.... her color pallet is so pretty for her not to do so ;_;

>>90340853
kys faggot it's anarchy time

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>>90338278
they didnt forget!

>>90340853
Delete yourself, my man

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>>90340794
Ever since Steven told her about his preferences, she's respected them and accomodated to them.

>>90340916
But Steven likes young brown girls

>>90339001
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>>90340916
She would have to be poofed first, so that the changes stuck.

>ywn have a girl ask you to kill her so she can come back as your type.

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>>90340880
BD is the flattest of all.

>>90340935
steven has good taste

>>90340884
die

>>90340944
MOOODDDSSS

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>>90340944
>pearl
>top

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>mfw I dont like large tits

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>>90341015

>>90340944
How did she fit all 18 inches?????

Friendly reminder that Rose is the only gem so far with canon tits, and that no amount of fanart or Korean animation will be able to change that.

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>>90341015

>>90340774
>How so? Garnet still has Sapphire's future vision.
>And it doesn't become weaker or anything.
If anything, it helps her discern stuff better by taking Ruby's opinion into account and help with some hard choices.
And yet I have not seen such tactical use being implemented successfully against homeworld.

>So, you're some kind of psychologist specialized in alien magic rocks uh?
>Your conclusion just comes from your narrow point of view. They're not humans, they don't see the same things we do and feel the same way we do. They live for thousands of years too, I don't see why this relationship would be unhealthy.
>Fusion isn't just sex or snuggling or whatever, it's something else we won't ever be able to understand completely. They don't stop being themselves when they fuse, they just take another form. And when one of them is mad at the other, they simply unfuse and talk it over.

I realised the obvious, I am however concerned that we humans have been able to exist independently and alone, When we band together it's simply strength in numbers.

She is simply strength in (Metaphorical) numbers bolstered by a simple and base emotion.

I care not for relationships, I care for the protection of earth and the usefulness of it's protectors, And so I doubt their usefulness is effective and unwavering, Is it not human to doubt?

>>90341011
it's actually refreshing to see pearl not as a total twink

>>90341015
Same. I fucking hate thicc women.

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>>90340916
And where do you think he got those preferences?

>>90341015
I do, but Pearl has always been my favorite.

It's weird.

>>90341068
>If anything, it helps her discern stuff better by taking Ruby's opinion into account and help with some hard choices.

One damned sentence left unchanged, And now it is.
(Imagine the above as greentext).

>>90341015

Even women like and prefer large tits. What are you.

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>>90339713
no, she sucks

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>>90341075
>skinny frail dependent poil
>top

>>90341063
Becky draws the Gems with cleavage.

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>>90341015
Me neither

>>90341119
So these hack boarders didn't know how to animate her limb enhancers and now they don't even know how to animate her fucking mouth. Nice.

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>>90341124
>18 inch penis
>bottom

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>>90341045

>>90341120
>5$ a slice
that price is gayer then the parade

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>ive drawn a bunch of crystel gem art with big ass titties
>get complaints
>"those tits are bigger than their heads. Its unrealistic and gross!"
>tell them im literally just drawing from life, because my own tits are bigger than my head
>they stop responding