>QuirkyRican wtf I hate dykes now.

>>90296221
If only they knew how absurdly racist and mysoginistic we puertoricans actually are. That book is gonna sell like shit around here.

>>90297971
They're not trying to sell these minority characters to actual minorities anon.
Also, is MAC actually Puerto Rican? She's some kind've dimension hopping teenager from a parallel world where she seems to have two biological mothers, right?

>>90296221
I posted this earlier in another thread. I read the issue earlier today. Past the preview pages...

She has sex with her girlfriend, then they break up. America leaves with her star teleportation power.

Winds up on the road driving a pick-up truck. Girl Hawkeye gives her a good bye kiss on the cheek.

Winds up at some college campus, where a bull dyke sorority tries to recruit her through bullying into their lesbian-only clique.

She star teleports trying to find her moms and winds up in the past, during the war. She meets Cap and he turns into Hitler and she punches him.

>>90296221
Havent kept up with Marvel news, who is this now? Also what kind of stupid name is "America" for a hero with that lazy ass costume?

>>90298178
Space Lesbian from magical Utopian Space place where only women exist.

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>>90298117
>She meets Cap and he turns into Hitler and she punches him.

>>90298178
A character that's been around for 5-6 years

>>90298178

America Chavez is a lesbian from a lesbian utopia alternate universe with two lesbian moms. I'm not joking.

Lesbian

>>90298178
Nice feigning ignorance. You know exactly who she is.

>>90298117

I don't believe you

I swear to fuck they're literally parodying the smug pepe variant with that exact pose on the cover.

>>90296221

So this will be cancelled at #6 and the Image title will cost on well past that, right?

>>90298307
How about now?

Couldn't storytime it because I didn't bring it home.

>>90298313

We need somebody on this right now

>>90298313

To be fair, that Pepe meme is a parody of that kind of cover which is used quite a bit on comic covers.

>>90298352

Nah, no fucking way. I refuse to believe Marvel is this retarded

>>90296221
>who is america to you? the place that is literally as slightly-american as you can be without being totally non-american

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>>90298276
no, that can't be true, no one would take the time to write, draw, and ink this as a legitimate series

you rascals are just messing with me, right?

RIGHT?

>>90298422
It honestly is the worst comic I've ever read. I've been flipping through the usual suspects (Moon Girl, Unstoppable Wasp) to see how terrible they have been getting. This is the most pandering piece of shit they've done yet.

I couldn't justify spending money on it, or even stealing it to do an early storytime. Wednesday will come soon enough.

>>90298178
America is a normal first name.

>>90298518
Yeah, like Dasani...

>>90298505

Wasp still holds the record for turning people off of the comic on the first page of the first issue. It's going to take a cover for the first issue of something in order to top that.

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>>90298445
Magical lesbian utopia dimension was created by this faggot right here, and no, we're not just messing with you.

>>90298560
Our fucking continent is named after Amerigo Vespucci. Are you a fucking retard?

>>90298570
Unstoppable Wasp got slipped into my pull as something I might like by my LCS, for reasons that are still a mystery to me.

I didn't notice until I got home and figured I'd give it a try, but I couldn't get past the first couple of pages. Went out of my way to return it that very same day.

>>90298679
I actually saw Mosaic at my local store.
I was too autistic to ask if it was actually selling because they had #5 so i guess they are givibg it a chance

>>90298679
>>90298570

What did it do that was so bad?

>>90298643
Yeah, and Ashley used to be a boys name. Whats your point? I just think its a dumb name for your kid these days

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>>90298625
so, what, Marvel is just full-on "bishounen males + Mary-Sue tumblr OC pandering" now?

how many older characters have been killed off/turned "lolevilnow" just so the new self-insert can take up their persona?

>>90298625

Loos like some queer cunt from Naruto

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>>90298117
>>90298352
>>90298505
Fuck you, Scanbro. I don't believe @QuirkyRican could do this to us. That's sarcasm, by the way.

>>90298625
>Billy Kaplan attempts to save the multiverse by creating a containment dimension for lesbians
Sensible.

>>90298716
Mosaic is more that nobody cares about it, like Slapstick and Prowler, etc. It's not awful and insulting like Moon Girl, Wasp, Mockingbird, etc.

>>90298747
Its retarded girls can be smart too but only science counts which is stupid even irl.
Plus they had Kamala and Mockingbird show up for no reason other to be a welcome wagon.

>>90298775
What are you on about?

>>90298787
>You are a bruja

That is a fucking INSULT. My Grandma would have kicked his fucking ass for saying that shit. You only call miserable old ladies, Bruja's. Curendera is the positive form of witch. Fucking dumb ass.

>>90298929
>his

That's a girl anon.

>>90298875
Whats so bad about Moon Girl other then folks acting like shes hotshit because muh smartest.>>90298915

>>90298938
Wait till my grandma hears about this!

Seriously though. Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>90298787
>that
>brown

I think it's time for black people to take back the word brown from these tan fuckers.

>>90298625
You know, there's story potential in Miss America coming to terms with the fact that she was only created because Wiccan wanted a stereotypical sassy Latina fag hag.

>>90298625
>magical lesbian utopia was birthed by a faggot

this amuses me

>>90298117
>then they break up
Thar kinda pisses me off. They haven't shown her a whole lot but she was a good tool for humanizing MAC and chipping of bitchy mary sue cover that seems to get stronger with every new comic she is in.

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>>90298929
>his
This is Marvel, anon. Come on now.

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>>90299133
I forget the specifics, but the blonde girlfriend says she still loves America, just something along the lines as they can't stay together because America needs to do whatever.

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>>90298938
Probably looks like every Gabriel Rivera anon's ever seen.

>>90298787
>that's a woman

>>90299140
>it's a "other characters tell you why this character is totally the best ever" episode

bleh... what happened to the marvel method

>>90299140
People still listen to The Cure?
Also, doesn't a big portion of the Super-Hero community only give her begrudging respect because she's powerful as shit but generally a total bitch?

>>90298929
i guess it's the equivalent of calling yourself a bad bitch or something

>>90298787
>>90298929

What is it with with these radical lefty types and the occult? First it was Wicca in the 60's and now this. I know most of it's probably ironic reclamation or whatever, but I'm starting to think a few of them are legit devil-worshippers.

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So it was always a given that Casey and Dragotta's upcoming "real" version would be better, right?

That said, DC should totally sue them for making the title so close to All-American Comics.

>>90299243
Now I want an issue with a bunch of heroes only pretending to like her so they don't get called racist.

>>90299192
>I forget the specifics, but the blonde girlfriend says she still loves America, just something along the lines as they can't stay together because America needs to do whatever.
That's stupid. They at least could've done the "I love you but I can't handle your superhero life" thing.

>>90299225
>their family

>>90299290
>upcoming

Has anything been said about this since? Its almost been a yaer.

>>90299291
The page could've been good if they'd had varying perspectives instead of just "she's the greatest". Have some people praising her, others calling her "hard to work with" or "a loose cannon at the best of times" or shit like that.

>>90299290
>Casey and Dragotta's upcoming "real" version

What's the story behind this? Some kind of legal dispute?

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>>90299228
Everyone telling you how awesome a character is and that you should totally love them is the nuMarvel method.

>>90299140
i threw up a bit in my mouth from the cringe, and im not joking.

>>90299348
nah, Casey decided If America didn't have a solo he would make his own. Of course he isn't at Marvel so we have America Vasquez, it was announced way before this solo.

>>90298970
Fucking Inhuman scum that's what's wrong with her

>>90299140
WHEN I WAS

>>90299348
iirc Casey is kinda mad that they play it like Gillen made America when he actually did.

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>>90298117
that last part....

>>90299140
>Bad Mama Jama

Nobody has ever spoken like this. Not even in the 70's. Not even in the 70's in Motown Studios.

>>90298505
>It honestly is the worst comic I've ever read.
>This is the most pandering piece of shit they've done yet.
How can DC even compete? Oh, wait:
>>90253094
>>90253149
>>90253587

Marvel is fucked beyond believe
Is there anything thing they can do

>>90299192
Really they titled this issue with a pretty crappy puertorican bachata song

>>90299327
It's an Image title, so who the fuck knows if they got bored with trying to make it and it'll never come out.

>>90299348
Her name is America Vasquez (as opposed to America Chavez) and is them doing what they wanted to do with the Ms. America character they created since Marvel wouldn't let them.

>>90299471
And they also designed a cover for Romeo Santos if I'm not wrong, they are desperate for the latino public

>>90298625
Wait is that true, wiccan created it?

>>90298787
Is that the dyke from Scream Queens?

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>>90296221
>QuirkyRican
STOP
JUST STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
STOP USING PEOPLE'S ETHNICITY LIKE SOME SHITTY FASHION ACCESSORY
I DEMAND THAT YOU CEASE

>>90299458
That was really disappointing with Magpie. Super happy the BtB Gaga look became her new style but shit I was hoping Magpie would actually be in the damn book

>>90298625
who was in turn created by scarlet witch having a spastic fit because lol fake children

>>90299140
>>90299192
>mi gente
>pa' fuera, pa' la calle

there's nothing more cringeworthy than throwing random spanish slang while speaking english

[spoilers]GRINGOS FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/spoilers]

>>90299596
I know zero spanish other than taco, burrito, etc. When they throw this shit in randomly I have no idea what it is saying at all.

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>>90299458
Considering that's a side character that's appeared in less Batgirl issues than fingers on a hand and the others are the actual main characters of their respective books, it's not comparable.

>>90299622
>guy transitions to girl
>marries a girl anyway

>>90299555
Why would that surprise you? He's literally Scarlet Witch with a penis and more stable emotions.

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>>90299622
>Filename
>This is a official comic page

>>90299570
>I was hoping Magpie would actually be in the damn book
Yah; after the Poison Ivy one-and-done I was hoping we'd have an actual adventure rather than more Bachelorette shenanigans but it's gone past CW tier and bottomed out at Oxygen/Lifetime tier at this point.

Although I don't believe people should apologize for their race. This made me change my mind. I apologize on behalf of all puertoricans, we are better than this. Problem is Puerto Rico has the butch-est dykes in the world. And who is SJW Marvel looking for, for inspiration?

>>90299762
No need to apologize, friend. I have nothing against Puerto Ricans. Friendly people, nice food, lovely churches. Few bad apples and all that.

>>90299762
Not race, i meant nationality.

>>90299039
I'm white and darker than her...

>>90299659
Not really surprised just a little neat thing I guess, I didn't read the young avengers with her and kid Loki so I didn't know her story

>>90299821
They gave us Savio Vega, so they're good in my books.

>>90299821
Do you know how many comic shop we have? 3 and they are all pretty bad for collecting. All issues even fresh out of the shelves are fine to very fine in CGC terms 7.0 to 8.0

>>90299915
>Savio Vega
The wrestler?

>>90299910
>neat
Not the word I'd use for it.

>>90299954
He's Puerto Rican, so yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKsB40xer4c

>>90299987
I asked to clarify I know the guy, seen him live too. This is a comic thread didn't expect a wrestler to be named.

>>90298117
I can't believe Marvel is in such a state that I'm not even questioning if this is real. This sounds like it should be fake, but it not. How fast is Kirby spinning is his grave? Why can't he come back and Cap sucker punch current Marvel into writting with creative integrity again.

What the fuck am I looking at? Didn't they announce they were gonna stop this shit?

>>90300238
see>>90298352
Scanbro confirmed

>>90300255
What? I garuntee I'm not scanbro, lol

>>90300450
Disregard that, you're saying scanbro said it's real. My stupid.

>>90298117
It's alright, I'm sure a Mockingbird style twitter shaming against the misogynists followed by a symbolic purchasing of remaining issues well after cancellation is announced will set this book in its destined place on the right side of comic history.

>>90298117
>She meets Cap and he turns into Hitler and she punches him.

It really says something about the state of Marvel when you can't tell if this is a joke or not.

>>90300567

Especially when it's not a joke

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>>90298117
How shitty is Marvel, that I earnestly can't tell if you're joking?

>>90299192
>Kate Bishop (a.k.a. the real hawkeye)
Oh fuck you, you can't retcon the REAL world into forgetting about the white guy that was Hawkeye before you were even born.

>>90299225
How the fuck is the lesbian parallel dimension still around if they crashed all the other universes together?

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>>90299192
>the real Hawkeye
Fuck off
I actually was a fan of the book when it was Kate lead. Was.

>>90301102
>>90301132
Personally I'm of the belief that you don't need a tragic story to make you a better hero. Hardships, however, do help pave the way, as do personalities.
Clint, as far as I know, was raised in the circus, is mostly deaf, and has honed his skills over decades.
Kate grew up and still is rich as fuck. She's apparently a better archer without really trying than Clint. She is also a bigger cunt than Clint.

Hard for me to give a shit about Kate here.

>>90298352
Hory shet

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>>90299140
>BAD MAMA JAMA
>Loki

I wasn't aware Asgard was located smack dab in the middle of Flavor Town.

>>90300988

He's not

>>90299910
Not 616 Wiccan, but another version of him that went full Demiurge and the lesbians there now worship him.

>>90299140
Look at the bottom left panel. Now look at >>90298787

>>90301265
it's Loki, he was probably a guest star

>>90301108
Reed and co are remaking everything

>>90299290
It's going to be 6/10 and quickly forgotten about since it won't cause rage like Marvel's.

>>90298117
>assume this guy is joking
>multiple posts saying "no it's not a joke"

You guys are just trolling me right?

>>90301102
>>90301132
Niggas it's a running joke. The natural evolution of Hawkguy. Chill the fuck out, they don't mean it. That's now how shitting on OGs to prop up legacies works.

>>90301502
Scanbro has leaked things before.

>>90298117
>this whole fucking concept
I like to think I have a healthy appreciation for both the ridiculous and the absurd but this? This shit right here?
No.
Just no.

>>90299418
She doesnt want to be one though. I wouldnt either. The royal famiky only cares about you cause your war fodder

>>90299140
>Miles has his mask rolled and is eating just to show that he's black

It's the little things.

>>90299212
I still think he's secretly hawaiian.

>>90301886
Are blacks known for eating a lot? This a new stereotype for me.

>>90297971
>If only they knew how absurdly racist and mysoginistic we puertoricans actually are

We are? I thought it was just towards people from specific island I will not mention. I haven't racism towards anything else, most people just don't care about that crap.

>>90301910
No, I mean they had him eating the popsicle so that any new readers would know that he's black.

>decide to read YA
>like the first run, thought it wasn't so bad
>get to 2013 run
>art is ugly, stiff and sameface everywhere
>for some reason in this run they have to let everyone know Billy and Teddy are gay every chapter like we didn't catch that when the series started
>Ms.America is a annoying sterotype
>David and Teddy stuck together running from mother
>have David kiss Teddy out of nowhere and say he's bi
>everyone is gay did we mention that?

I started reading YA because I liked America's design and Wiccan seemed like he would be interesting which in the first one it kind of was but then they really dropped the ball.

Why is it that the east can do homo subtext and relationships better than the west and not be all in your face about and have to remind the reader every other page because seemingly the reader would forget several seconds in. It felt like a very cliche gag homo relationship.

How's America in her other comics not with the YA?

>>90302180
She's alright in Ultimates

>>90301950
REMOVE HAITIAN

>>90302180
Because Westerners are more autistic than Easterners, despite mistakenly believing it to be the other way around

>>90302180
>only complaining about sameface in 2013 when it was far worse before then
>whining about the gays
Fuck off.

Nice job Marvel shitting on Hawkeye by calling some random girl "the Real Hawkeye".

Who writes this shit?
This is why I do not buy many new comics anymore.
My pull list rarely increases nowadays.

>>90298352
That still sounds so horrible that my mind can't comprhend it. Like some sort of lesbian shoggoth elder horror.

>>90301950
Please, dude.
Have you even lived on the island? Half our jokes are shitting on how dumb Dominicans, Haitians, and other groups are.We insult each other with homophobic and crazy slurs all the time, and for fuck's sake, the Island's most popular music is about fuckin bitches and makin money.

>>90298117
This book will not make it past issue 5. I can't wait for this decade to end so the character can be cast into oblivion once social justice is no longer cool.

>>90299268
anti christfaggotry primarily. There's also the eco >back to nature> nature worship angle.

Many radical leftists define themselves by their enemies.

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Tbqhf, I'm far more interested in Joe Casey's "rip off" version over at Image.

>>90302362
>any new solo making it past 6
Is this a new trend.

>>90298716
Mosaic is actually bretty gud. Good first issue, next three are decent but build well to issue 5 which is again in bretty gud tier. Also, really nice art. The obligatory opening arc Spider-Man appearance is actually really good and helps advance the plot/character in a logical way.

Shame it's a victim of a lot of different things working against it (Shithumans shilling, Marvel shoving diversity down everyone's throats, Marvel not actually advertising the book beyond its initial announcement) which killed it before it ever had a chance.

>>90299243
>Also, doesn't a big portion of the Super-Hero community only give her begrudging respect because she's powerful as shit but generally a total bitch?
No? Unless Ultimates is different she generally seems to be treated as (especially by the younger heroes) the coolest of the cool. Such such an insufferably awful character, both in initial conception (slutty latina cunt) and in reinvention (Mary Sue latina dyke cunt that everyone, even straight characters, wants to ride).

>>90301950
My spanish is limited, but I know enough to know that the local well meaning but clueless white people would burn down the radio stations if they knew what the fuck was in those reggaeton lyrics, although, I'm still not exactly sure what a cocolo is or why they have so many odd things in their culos.

>>90299735
Batgirl is basically the lone tumblr style book DC has.

>>90299192
She looks like a white woman with brown skin. Might as well made her a Black Puerto Rican.

>>90299268

Its not just them, right wingers in Europe do it too. Ever hear of Varg? He wants Europe to go back to its pre-sand religion roots.

>>90299882
Exactly.

>>90297971
ive heard that benicio deltoro is a huge pervert and uses his family's government ties to cover up his crimes

>>90302229
Dominicans are doing that right now. Haitians are the Mexicans of the Caribbean, no one likes them.

>>90298518
For a continent not a girl (or a country)

>>90299140
DROPPED

>>90298055
>Also, is MAC actually Puerto Rican? She's some kind've dimension hopping teenager from a parallel world where she seems to have two biological mothers, right?

I'm actually wondering how she's even a Latina if she comes from another female only utopia dimension outside Earth.

>>90298352
Fuck this is Scanbro's tripcode, not suprising.

Also the GF Ewing gave her was cute, like why does this bitch undo that?! For some miserable HawkKate straight girl kiss? Awful

>>90298625
Yes the Lesbians worship a Gay Man, Gillen a shit.

>>90298178
America is an actual name that's used in Latin American countries and it's given to girl. Her co-creators probably just gave her that name and made her Latina to go with the Ms America USA theme.

The name also comes from the continent which was named after Amerigo Vespucci.

Also it's no different than naming someone London, Brooklyn, Dakota, Valencia, Madison, Virginia etc.... Especially when you consider the fact that some places in the world are named after people.

>>90299535
Im latino and they are losing me

>>90298276
>America Chavez is a lesbian from a lesbian utopia alternate universe with two lesbian moms.

Is this like a send-up/modernization of Wonder Woman's origin?

>>90296221
I hope there's at least a few Trump in the comments.

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>She meets Cap and he turns into Hitler and she punches him.

Rich the leech confirmed a few days ago that America Chavez was going to punch a Nazi and the writer said in an interview that she was going to time travel to WWII and meet Cap.

Marvel clearly has no vision with this character and I hate the fact that they get the stupidest and most hack people to write their minority characters, people who don't want to write a superhero comic, they just want the write the most cringey shit and start preaching and driving their agenda.

And the worst thing is that I wouldn't fucking mind that much if their stories were actually well written.

Axel "I am Korean because my wife is Korean" Alonso should get fucking fired or thrown off his position, his tenure as EiC has brought some of the worst Marvel comics and he's letting Marvel get own by DC, also I don't care for his stupid hip hop variant bullshit.

Hell I fucking prefer Quesada again and I don't particularly like Quesada.

>>90301502
If Scanbro said that Robot Jim Shooter was returning to take over Marvel and the new Platinum Age of Comics was beginning, you believe him. Scanbro doesn't steer us wrong

>>90301910
Eating is an easy way for some of his skin to be shown

>>90303075
She's brown and somehow Spanish is the language of space lesbians. Therefore Hispanic.

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>>90303433
>>90303075
>I'm actually wondering how she's even a Latina if she comes from another female only utopia dimension outside Earth.

Someone questioned that in tumblr and pissed off a lot of "fans" who then sent anon messages explaining why America is Latina.

I mean she speaks Spanish, of course how can't she not be Latina?! Hear that Anons just learn Spanish and you too become a Latino.

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>>90299140
even in the current state of shit Marvel's left her in, Black Cat is too good for this fanfiction crap and she knows it.

>>90298117
I didn't think there was any way you could ruin the concept of punching Nazis during WW2, yet here we are

>>90303539
She's the cis whitey who doesn't know how cool America.

>>90302366
>>90302774
y tho? Western and Northern Europeans befopre Christianity were literally just treeniggers.

>>90302774
Varg "Burn a Church down, suck a penis if it's brown" Vikernes?

>>90298117
how was she conceived if both her parents are lesbians and she lives in lesbianutopia

>>90303777
Me personally I just assumed it would be like that Wonder Woman analogue in Planetary

>>90298117
People are freaking about MAC punching Captain Nazi
While the really unbelievable part of that post is that Marvel (Mockingbird, Wasp and the GIRLS) would have the guts to portray an agressive lesbian only community in a negative way

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>raised by dykes in dyke dimension
>has emotional problems

Her story checks out.

>>90298422
>I refuse to believe Marvel is this retarded


Have you been under a rock for the last five years? This is par for the course.

>>90299362
PUCK THE KEK

>>90299268
> legit devil-worshippers

There's some evidence that Marx himself was in this category.

https://archive.org/details/MarxAndSatan

>>90303693
Yes clearly it was the grace of our Lord and savior jesus christ that allowed them to transcend, not societal or technological advancement or shifts in political climates around the region.

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>>90304176
>not societal or technological advancement or shifts in political climates around the region.

...which were made possible by the rise of the church as a social and political power and the adaptation of Christianity by large, geographically and ethnically divergent populations.

>>90299140
>"my sis from another miss"

I want to start hitting that little waste of ink and never, ever stop.

>>90304402
It was kings unifying tribes through sword and force not priests jesusing superpowers into being

>>90306454
I'm reminded of the old testament beatdown Hercules got from the Masters of Evil that one time.

Now just replace Herc with Miles.

Except you can't because he'd probably 'venom blast' bullshit his way out of it.

>>90303818
that's what I was thinking haha

>>90298117
>Regular readers are going to be turned away from the focus on gender politics.
>SJWs are going to be turned away by the lesbians portrayed as being bullies.
Did Spencer write this? Because this is a masterclass work on inserting your politics but pleasing nobody.

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>>90298117
She's basically the 2010's version of the extreme Liefield 90's pouches and guns characters, isn't she?

>>90308056
Except any sane person would rather read Captain Gun-pouch over Ms. Lesbitch any day.

>>90303075
>I'm actually wondering how she's even a Latina if she comes from another female only utopia dimension outside Earth.
There's no reason a LatAm culture couldn't exist in whatever region in lesboland she grew up in. It's as reasonable as her growing up in a white culture.

>>90303377
Nice animation

>>90303842
Anyone who cites studies without mentioning their procedure and hypothesis should be removed by law from any debate.

>>90306788
>Did Spencer write this?
nope. Marvel dug up a lesbian latina fanfic writer. said writer's total previous works include a self-published erotic novel and nothing else.

it's going to be amazingly bad.

>>90302508
Death to mosaic and all shithumans!

>>90299140
>author insert
>That Miles dialogue

trash

>>90309792
I know Marvel doesnt give a damn about the writwrs but i refuse to believe they git someone whos only work is porn

>>90299140
>no mohawk storm
>fetishized long hair version
bigots

How many issues until this piece of shit is cancelled after the SJW and brown demographic acknowledges their 'victory' and stops supporting it?

I give it 6 issues.

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Stop being so sensitive, /co/.

YAAAAAASSSSSSS!

>>90309490
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+different+are+the+adult+children+of+parents+who+had+same+sex+relationships

>>90309964
Entirely possible marvel will leave it on life support past 12 based on its "digital sales." Only racist bigot literal Hitlers would cancel such a progressive book.

>>90309889
>I know Marvel doesnt give a damn about the writwrs but i refuse to believe they git someone whos only work is porn
they did. you know why? because of the SJW bullshit that only queer authors should write queer people. So they dug through the internet until they found a gay latina. Why do you think "Captain Marvel" has had only female writers lately? It's a miracle it's been as good as it has.

>>90303777
Scientists think it's possible to use stem cells to replace sperm.

Funny thing, they've gotten mice pregnant without the mice having any actual eggs. Basically, knocked them up with only sperm.

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/312904.php

Everyday I wake up I'm more thankful that there are 70+ years of marvel capeshit I could be reading instead of what they put out now

>>90306559
Christianity was a rallying point for great numbers of the population. Don't try to pretend that the church didn't have vast social and political power it gained from the uniformity of Christianity throughout Europe, which helped to advance the arts, sciences, and philosophy. The Battle of Tours may not have stemmed the Muslim conquest of Europe were it not for BOTH Martel and Christianity as a rallying force. Downplaying religion in Europe's history and progress is sophomoric at best.

>>90298178
>>90298276

>Character with lesbian powers from planet lesbian world

Is this a porn flash game plot? In some point people will have to notice that the industry overuses lesbians because it is a thing that both tumblr girls and sad neets can wank at the same time without bitching. We never had one male main character turned gay on the main run, and no one in "progressive" movement finds it suspect?

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>>90296221
I tried to search it on google and i only find this

>>90299622
This is mooninjune tier art

>>90312761
moonOVERjune, sorry

>>90310086
Big Bang Comics needs to shift those comics they bought somehow.

>>90299140

did French speakers cringe with Gambit's Mon Ami?
Because I am a Spanish speaker and the Mi Gente made me cringe badly.

>>90313134
What does capicu mean? Google just says it's street rules dominos.

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>>90299140
The author also retweeted this.

>>90302229
It is a known fact that Dominicans are generally more shit than Haitians

T. Jamaican

>>90310682
I mean, that explains how the gays they're at war with do it, but what about MAC's parents.

Does one of them have a dick? Do they go out raiding for donors, Azz-Amazon style

>>90296221
another great decision of marvel! I bet this new comic will not sit in the shelves for ages!

>>90313267
I just don't get the obsession with racialism. Why is it okay to tout race and sexuality as a "way of the future" as long as it's not white and straight? It's so hypocritical, and the only difference between this and "the superior Aryan race is the future" is one of them has "history."

>>90313188
it must be portorican slang. to me it sounds like boss, similar to Capo in Italian, but dont really know.

....
just googled this
"En el juego de dominó, una ficha que, al jugarse, permite a quien la juega ganar por cualquiera de los dos lados por donde se puede hacer una jugada: si un lado tiene abierto el 5, y el otro lado el 2, el que juega como última ficha la 5/2 provoca un "gane capicú", con un correspondiente bono en puntos, que puede ser considerable"

it's a name given to a domino piece that allows you to win from both sides, the concept would be similar to Most Valuable Player, Ace up the Sleeve.

these new female characters are going to make me miss Emma Frost (morally grey, not perfect, not a role model)

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>>90313267

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As a big fan of YA and Miss America, I cringe at all this.

She is a rude bitchy cunt, that is meant to be often annoying with her confidence.

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>>90299290

>>90308594
It's a sad day in comics when even Liefeld has more of a creative backbone than any of these idiots calling themselves creators nowadays.

>>90299568
What about Italian Stallion? Ragin Caucasian?

>>90313838
No one cares about your Hitler quotes /pol/

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>>90298117

>>90314141
Poe's Law, but it's the MLK I Have a Dream speech.

>>90314394
>MLK
My Little Klansman?

>>90298117
Even Marvel wouldn't be this big hacks and hamfisted.

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>>90298117

>>90314483
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>90314394
>Poe's Law
Why? That's easy to prove.
Everybody knows nazis deserve to be punched in the face.
If you don't want to punch nazis in the face, then you must be a nazi.
MLK refused to raise a finger when a nazi was beating him up.
Therefore, it stands to reason that MLK was a nazi.

>>90303377
>Cap is a Nazi for Kirby's Centenary

I'm not one for "OUTRAGE", but with the CW2 flash forward showing him establishing concentration camps and others punching him for a cheap push, the whole thing is just insulting.

>>90313267
These people are racial and seixst supremeists. Like Damn.

>>90314095
You can curse in comics if you do it in other languades? Because she just called She Hulk a whore

>>90299192

This is fucking embarrassing to read

>>90315084
I'm reminded that there was a Sam cover of him punching Steve, Hitler-style.

On his 75th anniversary.

Gotta love that.

>>90315462
Closer to bitch.

>>90313333
>DUDE WEED

Canada has stolen your only thing

>>90313467
>claim to be a good and moral person
>push for discrimination against a particular race because you claim it's morally justified

It's funny how history keeps repeating. People like this should just be lobotomized so we don't have to deal with their inability to reason that Bad Stuff doesn't become Good Stuff if you change the targeted group.

>>90313134
I don't think anyone cared because speaking Franglish is a character trait of Gambits. If a billion frenchies were flooding into the USA and thus we had a bunch of Quebecois and Haitian and Cajun characters as a result randomly inserting French words into their speech then people would probably be annoyed.

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>a gay wizard made a lesbian universe where cap is hitler

I love billy but holy shit this is fucking stupid

>>90303533
As if we didn't need more proof that most of the people on tumblr are fucking 13 year old girls.

>>90303818
>time travel
>Cap turns into fucking hitler
>Punch him

No, even the agressive dykes shit coming from marvel of all people is more believable because there is a redemption story for them right on the corner. This shit is just insane.

>>90317166
>a gay wizard made a lesbian universe where cap is hitler
Marvel's The Button?

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Marvel is on the same level of originality and novelty as shitty indy comics from the 80s

>>90318279
>Jerry Ordway
Interesting.

>>90317048
I thought it had vaginal connotations and was thus more akin to "cunt."

>>90318279
>Stardust
>Not the super wizard
Public domain a shit

>>90318547
Puta directly translates to bitch and is used exactly as bitch.

>>90318279
Don't compare Femforce to this trash. Femforce was a fun, unpretentious cheesecake comic. This is is just a pandering mess.

>>90318733
Which only panders to white people, to top it all off.

>>90318775
I'm a dirty Huelander from Hueland and while I've appreciated Roberto da Costa ascension, it was more about his characterization as a rich asshole with the master plan than speaking random spanish for no reason + identity politics they are pushing in this character.

It's like they are pandering to Latin Americans by being cringe worthy to us.

>>90318775
Yeah. I have the same problem with this that I do with Moonlight. It's fundamentally dishonest in that it pretends to to be an earnest effort at "representation" or whatever they're calling it now, but it's really only there to make white liberal hipsters feel better about themselves. The way they're pushing the race and gender aspects up front like some kind of merit badge shows this, too, but it's also a sign of insecurity, not just for Marvel but for the audience. They're supporting the character not because of the character, but to validate their participation in some fashionable political movement, of which "America" is a conduit.

Wait. I just remembered something, didn't they quickly announced the America Chavez comic at NYCC without a creative team? It felt like the announcement was an afterthought.

what a high quality thread, almost as if people are more concerned with shitposting than talking about the actual comic.

>>90319139
Well the comic isn't out yet, is it? And from the looks of things, it seems to be pretty terrible.

>>90319139
Let's talk about the comic then kind anon. What are you looking forward in yet another identity politics-ridden comic book with another quirky badass female character who is snarky and intelligent?

>>90314095
>she-hulks left hand

>>90298055

She comes from basically Space Themyscira, a magical realm of Kripto-amazons who had to seal themselves from the multiverse when they came under a horrible attack.

But because Mac's mothers had sacrificed themselves to do good and save the multiverse, America as a little child ran from NotHemycsira just as it shut itself from the rest of reality, because she could not bear the thought of not doing the same as her parents.

>>90298212
So brown wonder women?

>>90319746
Themiscyra's all about sisterhood, no one's gay for each other

>>90298570
>Wasp still holds the record for turning people off of the comic on the first page of the first issue.

That comic was my first-ish introduction to Wasp, outside of the MCU and the panels where she talks to Miles during Cap's inauguration into the Director of SHIELD, and it was baffling. It was like she was a parody of a toddler. "Phone, you are ringing? Why are you ringing?"

>>90302809
Hillary's clients like them well enough.

>>90319928
they went for isolated being massively autistic.

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>>90319790
>no one's gay for each other

one of those LCS twitter accounts /co/ loves talked about how it was great

>>90314095
>puta

Man I fucking hate modern reality.

>>90298276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeOZPaN27Kk

>>90314095
this is cringy only because she is a hero that is getting pushed, I wouldnt mind another retarded masculine super powerful female like Titania.

>>90299268
A lot of liberal idealism has it's roots in romanticism, which gave us the Noble Savage thing about how being close to nature was a more childlike, innocent, purer way of living. Neopaganism is a way for white people to emulate the Noble Savage archetype that never existed anywhere in real life.

>>90299192
>all these Riveras
Am I racist or is it nepotism?

>>90320725
It’s a very common last name.

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>>90302180
>Why is it that the east can do homo subtext and relationships better than the west and not be all in your face about and have to remind the reader every other page because seemingly the reader would forget several seconds in.
This is a joke right?

>>90314095
>not wearing underwear

clearly this is a well thought out and developed character who was created by an absolute genius

Im from a LatAm country and I cringe at those dialogues with random spanish words

I feel mocked

>>90320725
>or is it nepotism?

Latrineos always hire other latrineos.
Nepotism is a big problem in latrineo nations.

>>90320346
So?

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>>90299596
Señor Mágico

>>90317048
Nope, bitch would literally be "perra" puta is used for real prostitutes

>>90321518
Pls kill me

>>90321518
LOL good god just disgusting.

What the fuck happened to comics man?

>>90321600
Much like "pendejo" literally translates to pubic hair, but nobody calls their pubic hair "mis pendejos", "puta" refers to female dogs, even tho nobody calls their dog "mi puta".

Based on location, Perra might not even be an insult. Nobody calls anyone "perra" around here, for instance. It has no impact, thoe the person being called so would probably not like it anymore than they would like being called a pig or a mare.

>>90298352
anything else worth it this week? like spidey stuff?
butt stuff?

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Lesbians are alright with me

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>>90298117
>She meets Cap and he turns into Hitler and she punches him.
She obviously went to an alternate reality, but the regular people aren't going to know that when it makes the news later this week. It's a smart move to draw attention to the series, but it's still pretty fucking scummy.

>>90299140
>writer literally self-inserts into their first issue
Amazing

>>90299140
Marvel does this with Carol too. Carol's had a few decades more experience but she was always mostly B level, even in universe.

Suddenly now that she's the big A list she's got in universe fan clubs and movie deals.

It's like they have to have a bunch of people in universe try to convince us the characters are awesome instead of having them do awesome stuff.

Just something that irks me. No comment on the rest of the comic haven't read it

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>>90298929
>"Bruja!"

With this and that bachata shit from days ago,means that Marvel will pander to latinos more than ever? honestly i think it will not be to long before we see a latino woman Captain america or some shit.

>>90299140
>Loki still has that horrible pubeard
Can't Marvel do anything right?

>>90322450
maybe marvel should do a series about carol's pr person. seriously, they can make a diamond about of a pile of shit.

>>90298117
I generally wouldn't care...but it's Kirby's 100th anniversary, man. DC is doing the Kamandi challenge. I've been enjoying the hydracap story a lot, but it feels so disrespectful and innapropiate given the context.

>>90298117
Somewhere even Kieron Gillian is throwing up

>>90321518
Kek at least this is funny

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>>90298117
>>90298352
Holy shit, I just spent a good minute laughing at this. Thank God I was never a Marvel fan, they've become a grotesque parody of themselves.

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>>90298117
The sad part about is that people on /co/ will buy it, read it, love it, make threads about, keep spamming shit like "America is cute, CUTE", reply to every post with green arrows and smug reactions images.

Just like most marvel threads and Legend of korra threads

>>90325190
The Hydracap story was a mistake to happen in 616 because it will add a shit ton of baggage in the long run, add a layer that never existed to the character and it will hang in there forever.

The story by itself is interesting but they manage to HYDRA'D two of my favorites (Cap and Zemo) and this will never be truly cleaned in a satisfying manner.

>>90326081
It's the new One More Day
We will all try to forget but we never truly will

that fucking thread
boohoo, I'm offended
boohoo, my feels
boohoo, I'm litteraly crying right now ok?
fucking /co/mblerinas

>>90325934
>/co/ will buy it
Pretty sure most pirates books prior to buying them

>>90326347
Why did you...
Did you really think it was necessary to make a post like this?

that fucking thread
boohoo, I'm offended
boohoo, my feels
boohoo, I'm litteraly crying right now ok?
fucking /pol/

>>90326347
>that fucking thread
what thread?

>>90326477
/co/, buying something?

>>90326583
Why did you...
Did you really think it was necessary to make a post like this?

>>90298787
Beautiful..

Smart...

Strong...

>>90302300
>literally just some girl that got their tech once

>>90298117
if true

that's fucking stupid

>>90319790
don't say that to Rucka

>>90318963
Man, when I first read an X-Men comic as child I didn't even knew Sunspot was supposed to be Brazilian, I just thought that a guy that absorbed sunlight use his superpowers was cool.

>>90296221
>Hamilton cover
>that desperate last ditch attempt to steal the electoral college last year

Best timeline.

>>90324637
they are pushing us away with this

We latinos do not want this shit

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>>90298117

>This whole post

I eagerly await the story time

>>90328682
This, just for the comments.

>>90324637
>"latina" who cames from another dimension
>Has no roots in any latino culture she is just vaguely brown and speaks in random spanish
>"pandering to latinos"

If they pushed Araña, Tarantula and Roberto (even harder he is my boy) you could say they are "pandering to Latinos".

But no, they are pandering to left wing americans who think the future is vaguely, harmless brown. With no culture of it's own.

>>90317076
Collectively common counciousness conceives cannabis concerning Caribbean creation compares crudely con Canadian, Californian, Coloradans' concoctions.

>>90322013
>"puta" refers to female dogs
What are you talking about? Puta literally means prostitute, go read a dictionary.

>>90322013
Perra refers to female dogs

Puta means whore or prostitute

>>90303147
It's Gillen, so.

>>90296221
>honestly i think it will not be to long before we see a latino woman Captain america or some shit.

Does Cap 2099 count?

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>>90298117
Just read it.
Spoilers were legit (except one important part)
And because it's fun to trigger /polco/ crybabies, here is a pic for you

>>90330968
>Sotomayor University

Well that's a waste.

>>90330968
>YOU ARE HERE
>Here I am

kek

>>90330968
Not /pol/. What is triggering about this?

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>>90298117
>Kirby's 100 Anniversary
>DC does Kamandi Challenge
>Marvel has Quirkyrican punch Captain America in the face as he turns into Hitler.

Goddamn it all Marvel. People are going to remember this years down the line.

>>90331411
>>Marvel has Quirkyrican punch Captain America in the face as he turns into Hitler.
that last part is false, though, Cap is behind her when she punches Hitler

>>90329302
A very common joke here is "Literalmente una puta" when referring to a female dog vaguely.

>>90331318
Nothing triggering. Just stupid and pointless. Why name a university after a bench warmer of a justice. Especially if its a school for Superheroes.

>>90331318
8 may trigger them
and 7 may trigger those two or three guys who unironically like the Inhumans

>>90330968
You should have more empathy if you care that much about them. Or you should just post it there yourself.

>>90331318
I'm going to guess one of two things. First, is that the school is named after US supreme court justice Sonya Sotomayor.

In reality, she'll probably get a law school named after her anyways at some point, but casuals might not know this and think it's triggering.

The other, is the fine print "the department of radical women and intergalactic indigenous peoples". I suspect it sounds more like a punchline to a /pol/ joke than something triggering, but who knows.

Personally I relish the day in the future 1200 years from now when the spacenoids at lagrange point beta look at things like that as an example of our crude anti orbital bigotry.

>>90329977
It SHOULD, just like Miguel. We go by year of publication, not year in the marvel timeline. But the people obsessed or triggered hard with this shit generally don't really read comics either.

>>90331452
Still.

STILL.

It's his 100th birthday. You don't do that to the King.

>>90331500
>Aliens and radical women

Why would those two things be in the same department?

Is the joke supposed to be that boys aren't radical and cool enough to hang out with aliens or is the joke supposed to be that women are garbage designing higher education?

>>90331576
I assume it's a joke about intersectionality.

>>90331495
>and 7 may trigger those two or three guys who unironically like the Inhumans
Why? Despite what Marvel has tried to convince you of, inhumans fans have no problem with mutants or the x-men. It's only the x-fags that lose their minds at even the slightest mention of the inhumans.

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>>90330968
>Sotomayor University
(I know, I know)

>>90296221
I saw the preview page where it's a bunch of heroes talking about how great America is and how everyone loves her and instantly dismissed this garbage. At some point Marvel is going to have a write a character that's actually likeable rather than just writing "oh yeah and everyone loves them".

>>90331614
>Inhuman fans

I didn't know there were any

>>90326347
Holy shit, quit being a faggot. Go read lumberjanes

>>90331660
My first thought desu

>>90297971
pay denbts

>>90325015
She was a supporting character in Ms. Marvel vol. 2.

>>90299555
He's literally her God. She was very disappointed when she met him.

That close-up cover looks like Caitlin Jenner. Fucking bone ugly

>>90298929
Outside of her age she's exactly like a miserable old lady as far as personality goes. Or was she not talking about Chavez?

>>90322450
>Suddenly
Nah. It's entirely justified because she has an amazing PR firm. Marvel (and carol too) has constantly been trying to break A-list so when she finally got there via giving Stark the Bane it makes perfect sense. Breaking Stark basically memed her into stardom.

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>>90313990
Yeah, I'm disappointed that her character needs to be reshaped in order to be palatable for an ongoing series.

>>90314105
>It's a sad day in comics when even Liefeld has more of a creative backbone than any of these idiots calling themselves creators nowadays.

Can you explain this further? What has Liefeld done that show he has more backbone?

>>90306559
Nonsense. The church kept the beuracratic skills of the Roman Empire alive, allowing those successor polities the ability to rationally govern and tax. It also kept intellectual and scientific knowledge alive and helped to develop and further it through the early medieval period. Ecclesiastical institutions were also crucial for the management of land, allodial transfers, communication and other vital societal requirements. Medieval historiography is moving to a model that puts much less importance on loose tribal configurations led by easily replaceable warlords and instead focusing on the framework of the Western church.

>>90296221
Fuck

Gays

It's

Not

Natural

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>>90332049
Of course there are.

Storytime here:

>>90333299

>>90301108
Lesbian parallel dimension sectioned itself off from all the other universes with no way back in. You should be asking why it's there because it can survive secret wars all on it's own. You should be asking why anyone can remotely access it.

>>90299268
It's more just a terrible writer shtick. Paint yourself into a corner, magic your way out. Watch, this has all of the earmarks of being exactly that shitty.

I hope this character gets buried, if only because she's so quickly become something her creator despises.

>>90320600
>liberal idealism
>roots in Romanicism

Fuck off, Voltaire and the Rationalists were the fathers of the Enlightenment and the original birthers of the modern liberal ideology. The neopaganism is just a way to react against what they perceive as the dominant oppressive ideology of Christianity.

>>90334458
Cringe thank you

So what's worse: "America", "Hellcat", "Squirrel Girl", or "Hawkeye"?

Or do they all coexist in a League of Terrible Twenty-Something Female-Led Solo Comic Books From Marvel?