/sug/ - Steven Universe General

what is going on in that pic

What is the worst dub of Steven Universe and why is it Japanese?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTQebrNLpSQ

>>90267692
What the actual fuck is that image?

>>90267692
quick
shitpost as much as physically possible

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Canon

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la piss

>>90267657
>Garnet separates into Sapphire and Ruby.
>Sapphire freezes Steven's knees to the ground.
>Ruby rides Steven like a pig.
>Ruby
I want to hear you squeal faggot. Squeal!

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>>90267728

Stop roleplaying, faglord.

Where's that high def version of that pic I had posted earlier anon?
74x261?

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Jasper is best best gem

>>90267692
delete this

>>90267771
lapiss laputa

>>90267791
No.

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>>90267771
Lady of the sea,

Happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

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Bug

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>>90267820
Yeah

>>90267740
I was not prepared for Garnet holy shit.

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>>90267791
its true

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>>90267740
>That running segment
>Before it cuts to silhouette the gems are in their season 1 outfits.
>When it cuts back to color they are in their season 2 outfits

How have I never noticed that before?

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>>90267793

matate men

>>90267692
Did Garnet basically do to Pearl what she would've done after the Sardonyx incident?
(Fucking kill her?)

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>>90267861
I know

>>90267740
But Japanese Lapis is the best Lapis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmzAYYAiGJE

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>>90267847
Delet this

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>>90267886
i hope we get some big leaks soon

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fuck

>>90267847
The only Jasper pic that ever made me want to fap

>>90267867
She is cute for an evil witch.

>>90267899
Crouch and roll?

>>90267909
Hahahahahaahhaaaha

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>>90267899
Delete yourself instead

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>>90267888
what the fuck is this

>>90267771
W H E N

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>>90267740
>boku

guys when i scroll the page always jerks up and down. i downloaded mouse drivers and updated my graphic drivers but its still doing it. what do???

>>90267914
you

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>>90267914

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>>90267791
You'll hear no arguing from me

>>90267740
I always knew Garnet was secretly a man imitating a girls voice.

>>90267888
kek

>>90267957
Might be your actual scroll wheel messing up

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>>90267960
okay

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>>90267979

is this part of a full version?

also, Fuck Holly

>>90267909
where's that anon that had the comic of pearl forcefeeding Steven leaks?
Like, the vegetable.

>>90267740
>MANLY Garnet
>granny Pearl
>gay Steven

They weren't even trying, were they?

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I want Jasper and Stevonnie to cuddle

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I said I was going to stream tonight but I'm going to tomorrow instead

Ruby and Sapphire are the ones I'll be doing.

Maybe another because I'm LATE

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Have any of y'all ever found yourself in a /sug/ simulator video?
that's me

>>90267888
trips 4 truth

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>>90268023
yes
it is a nude version of this

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>>90268006
darn. this was an expensive mouse. only two years old. seems to only jerk back down when im scroll up

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>>90267867
PONYTAILPISS W H E N

>>90268023
Yes

check trash

Is German the most hilarious dub?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n78SRK1TzvQ

>Mein Diamond!

every
time

And Jasper sounds like a smoker who spends most of her days in a casino.

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GREG X STEVONNIE ART WHERE?

>>90268072

imgur nigga!


for research

>>90268077
nevr, amethsyt already took that style

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canon

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>>90268092
But incest is bad

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>>90268092
Fuck you

>>90268092
It's fucking horrible and hilarious.
And involves the van.

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>>90268116
IDGAF
PONYTAILPISS WHEN REEEEEEEEE

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>>90268076
What kind of mouse is it? Check the area around the wheel inside. There might be a crumb or something stuck in there.

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>>90268062
why do I so strongly want to be in one of towel's videos

they're fucking stupid
and we're 0.1 away from having a full version
fucking eventually we're gonna have /sug/ simulator v2.0
v3.0
or
wait what's mlp on?

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>>90268119
Good shit, my dood
>>90268163
she needs to grow a bit more hair first, anon

We

>>90268115
>>>/trash/7906481

>>90268062
I did once.
I also got him to use Terraria's Hell theme for the tulpa thread on /x/.

>Jasper isn't coming back anytime soon
>Garnet will never be developed.

This sucks. Why can't I be a pleb and be a Lapis, Pearl, or Peridotfag instead? It must be so much easier.

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If Tiger Philanthropist isn't a Great Saiyaman reference I will end it all.

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>>90268163
maybe in the next volleyball game

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Post comics

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>>90268189
guuuud stuff

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Gems should try on makeup

>>90268194
NEED CASH NOW,
CALL JG WENTWORTH
877-CASH-NOW

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>>90267791

>>90268200
Lapis and Peridot are shit, why would you want to have shitty autistic taste like their fags?

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>>90268222

>>90268200
But lapis is never getting developed either famiglia

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>>90268072
but


can I have her without the bdsm?

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>>90268222
Jasper wears makeup

>>90268249
Gems should not rape other gems, just hybrids.

>>90268194
Silence.

>>90267771
>>90267952

>>>/trash/7906512
now

I just want a Pearl. Am I really asking all that much?

/trash sug/ is terrifying at the moment, imma kick it with you peeps

>>90268195
is it ok to quote it outside of its board tho

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>>90268265
Bismuth should too, I bet she would look cute.
>>90268269
No one should rape anyone.

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>>90268263
get her a drink first
besides i always thought of her as a sexually shy sub, most of her art is dom though

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Why are Steven and Connie so precious?

I want Steven to bathe in a tub of Jasper's nutritious breastmilk and not be allowed to leave until he drinks it all.

>>90268222
>Jasper forcing Bismuth to wear makeup

s-stop

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What's the worst official Steven Universe promo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-xH8d23RM

>>90268318
who ever took any other sexualized gem out for a drink?
ever?

>>90268373
now that's some rich porn right there
bust a nut on sight

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>>90266612

>>90268373
EGG EGG EGG

>>90268092
there already is some of that shit, just search for it

>>90268378
all of them

because they weren't immediately followed by the episode

>>90268323
steven is cute. connie is hot don't judge me

>>90268290
>checks /trash/
you werent lying

>>90268416
How many more episodes till Lapis finally lays her egg?

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>>90268168
steelseries rival. i sprayed some air around the wheel but no luck. weird

>>90268288
You want to enslave someone precious against their will?

>>90268290
Greetings, Traitor.

>>90268310
Good.

>>90268323
A lack of writing forcing it to happen.

>>90268333
Cease.

>>90268373
Sigh, We will never see them return to satisfy our lusts with art and fapfics.

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Oscars just fucked up the results of the biggest award

>>90268491
Kill yourself.

>>90268230
At least they get content.

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>>90268290
>/trash sug/ is fantastic at the moment
ftfy

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>>90268494
>mfw "...the winner is moonlight"

>>90268290
>imma kick it with you peeps
Pun intended?

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>>90268378
There's a much worse one of these for Connie (my nomination):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-_gH6LIqPA

Personally, I like how they were able to use a ton of footage from Mirror/Ocean Gem without spoiling anything, and the ironic use of the Roger Corman helicopter switcharoo (with the footage from Dogcopter).

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>>90267771

NERD

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2070333#search=Holly_Blue_Agate
>tfw Holly is going to be the Amethyst's and Jasper's fucktoy by using the 'crystal gem incident' as leverage
>tfw you want to be a Jasper/Amethyst
being human is suffering

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>>90268564
im hecka rad loser get outa here

>>90268559
I actually really liked this.

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>>90268490
Ahh well that sucks man
Maybe a different usb port?

I got a used wireless mouse for 25 cents at a yard sale and it lasted about 3 years though it got the same scroll problem after about 2. Just had to replace it a few weeks ago with the same model that was only $13. It's super basic though.

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>>90268583

YOU'RE A FUCKING NERD!

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtKCJD1AJ1w
>3:52
>that beautiful Hungarian Steven voice

F-Fugg. Why cant we have that dude?

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>>90268526
>fantastic
that picture of obese lapis thats right under that anus leaking amethyst makes me physically die inside

>>90268517
You first, But, Then again, I want to see you live.
Hmm....

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Saltwaterfags

whats the theme for our ship?

I vote for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXuGOfqyZw

>>90268559
Nah, that's cute

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>>90268583
You're a nerd!

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>>90268565
>that art
eh

Sadie's Song is a perfectly fine episode

>>90268564
>>90268605

More of this?

>>90268583
Every day
we stray a little further from god.

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>>90268518
I would rather that Jasper and Garnet and every other character never go down the same road the memegems have. That would be disgusting and embarrassing

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>>90268631
ok that ones bad... and the one above it... and like 5 others...

... and theres only like 4 I'm liking but...


nonetheless

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>>90268623
Holy shit, how the fuck did we get stuck with Zach

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>>90268685
by logic, if we stray far enough we'll come full circle
so keep on keeping on

>>90268494
I'm not watching the ceremony, just their twitter. What the fuck happened? There's a tweet saying La La Land won and another saying Moonlight did.

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>>90268605
>>90268639

now u listen here...

>>90267953
What the hell are you talking about?

>>90268662
I honestly liked the song

but everything else
especially steven for the last stretch
pure cringe

>>90268623
Is it a rule that Amethyst's voice is always cute? Feels like it.

>>90268689
Seriously.
I hate that Jasper is dead, but her death was a mercy compared to becoming a meme like Lapis and Peridot.

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Goodnight /sug/. Have sweet dreams for me, ok? I sure won't.
Pearl is best gem

>>90268623
I actually watched all 23 different language versions of the extended intro. Here's the playlist if you want to too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHTJ5oZErAE&list=PLfRBig-44MpyT90p4PvuPpaYN2OnUcjcL
BEST: Latin American Spanish, Italian, and (of all languages) Bulgarian (the Bulgarian version actually has great voice acting, I was totally surprised).
WORST: Japanese (the worst, for all the reasons that have been posted), Russian, European Portugese, and an honorable mention for Norwegian (feat. MANLY Steven at the end)

Also, Italian Pearl is best Pearl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8a2qtLtE8

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>>90268564
SUCK MY DICK

>>90268373
Beach glass anon made gem OC

>>90268717
no
because its not a circle
its a straight line
it never gets better

>>90268778
>LA
>good

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>>90268564

>>90268662
Agreed. Not sure why it's hated so much, it's one of the better post-season 1 townie episodes.

"Haven't You Noticed I'm a Star" is also one of the best songs in the show. Especially the Olivia Olsen version used in the montage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0C3Q6Gcb84

When is Mr. Smiley going to die?

>>90268770
Die in your sleep, pearlfag.

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>>90268811
THIS ENDS HERE

>>90268745
i think its some weeb triggering thing
'boku' no pico is a terrible incest-filled anime that every fuckin weeb hates apparently

>>90268827
people didnt like it because dress steven

>>90268402
nyeh
>>90268416
NYEH
>>90268491
My art was never that good, and I stopped doing fapfics because I had reservations about Beach Boy.
>>90268800
que donde es?

>>90268724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xd_exQvgk
Sorry for shit video, it's the only one out but it shows the whole thing.

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>>90268829
After he fucks Greg in the butt.

>>90268724
They gave the announcers the wrong envelope. The envelope was for Emma Stone's win as best actress in La La Land. So Warren Beaty was staring at it confused, then gave it to Faye Dunaway to read and she just read out the name (instead of noticing that it wasn't the right card). La La Land team came up, gave a big speech about dreams coming true, celebrating diversity in films (meanwhile there is a production assistant RUNNING in the background during theses speeches) and someone came out and announced there was a mistake. Awkwardness and tears all around.

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>>90268842
Shh...

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>>90268770
Goodnight anon, rest well

>>90268662
Outside the song it has nothing. It will never be mention again, no foreshadowing outside of 1 line, the drama was hamfisted/cliche.

Rocknoldo is better episode.

>>90268859
>Greg getting BLACKED
I would rather die in my sleep

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>>90268637
Silence

in honor of it never happening

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>>90268860
holy shit, blown the fuck out
literally how do these big events allow even the possibility of this happening even after so many mistakes like it occurred before, it's hilarious

>>90268859
but isn't Greg the ultimate murdercock?

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Just made a fiverr account.
what do

>>90268856
>>90268860
Wow, what a fucking mess

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>>90268770
Goodnight anon

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So THIS is the legendary Blue Diamond

>>90268945
stop

>>90268847
Nevermind. For a second I thought I was on 4chan. My mistake.

>>90268849
You underestimate yourself.
*Pats you on the back*
link me to the (Apparently) better fapfics.

>>90268905
it's like miss america all over again

The mystery of homeworld and the gems was more fun than the answer we got. That's why I prefer other episodes now.

>>90268962
Stop *doing this* (and) I might, though my pastebin isn't hard to find.

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>>90268945
so this...is the power of the...diamond authority

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post chubby gems

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Jasper just won an Oscar for having the milkiest and most fruitful breasts! Yay for Jasper!

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>>90269021
BEST GEM BETS GEM BEST BREAST GEM

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>>90268849

Anakin hates her but her succ is 2good

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>>90269036
damn son

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>>90269021
... wait we messed up... the award is for Blue

lapiven?

>>90269056
Anakin? Hell I'm just surprised people even saw that.

ANON
WHERE IS MY GREG STATUE PIC

>>90268987
And yet I can't find it.

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>>90269075
>I didn't win by the way

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>>90269099
Sure, here ya go

>>90269151
nice

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>>90269099
yeah i'm late, i was watching the oscar trainwreck
lapiven

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>>90269075
THIS CAN'T BE! JASPER'S BREASTS HAVE ALWAYS PRODUCED THE HIGHEST QUALITY MILK AT THE FASTEST RATE COMPARED TO ALL OTHER QUARTZES!

>>90267692
Did pearl get Rekt?
Finally.

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>>90269148
Here you are, in chronological order.

pastebin.com/u/BeachGlass/1/0/1/?o=a2

mods fuck off already it's all SU related

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>>90269181
Good shit, my dood
>>90269176
no prob, Bob

Connverse?

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>>90269140
inb4 Feels, isthishurt.jpg, MANLY TEARS, "too bad they'd never do this"

>>90269258
MORE LIKE DEADVERSE

>>90268378
>Using Dog-Copter trailer as cheap action bait
Why am I suprised

>>90269292
Rocknaldo confirms they're dating son

>>90269189
This shit is rigged. I have to hold Jasper all night now and reassure her she is delicious

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>>90269014

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>>90269258
boring vanilla shit

>>90269014
>ywn forcefeed Lapis
sad feel

This feels weird for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAADETfJF5w

>>90269202
>pastebin.com/u/BeachGlass/1/0/1/?o=a2
Beach Anon Lewd Adventures 1
fucking hilarious at the end more than fapworthy throughout
>Pearl erupts into a cacophony of shrieks

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Just finished this project

Request: Lars and Sadie on the Evil Dead poster

I'll take any other requests too now.

>>90269336
You don't even like Steven.

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>>90269104
Sand is his mortal enemy everyone knows that

>>90269189
Well, someone entered a diamond, a single breast being larger than Jasper, so... yeah... this is why the Diamonds don't usually enter, not really fair, kind of misses the point.

...blue pearl thought an award would cheer her up. Sorry Jasp. Blue is really sad about losing Pink Diamond so her pearl thought the award would... uh... are you crying?

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>>90269383

A pearl that resembles Major Motoko Kusanagi

pic related

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>>90269363
the comment section...
>I love how all the gems are voiced by women of color
>omg the entire cast is either Asian or black. love it.

>>90269363
>ywn get to meet Deedee or Michaela
>ywn get to meet any of the cast
end
my
life

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thoughts?

>>90269476
Just be a voice actor; it's easy-peasy

>>90269202
>'W-we shouldn't be doing this. I mean, you're with Amethyst and all andandand'
>kay
>'I didn't say stop!'
>well now

>>90269504
but my voice is garbage

>>90269476
I don't think I want any of them to know how obsessed I am with this show.

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>>90269502

Best ship has the best art

>>90269282
I feel nothing, What's wrong with me?

>>90269383
Dead Space/SU, Please?

>>90269529
pshaw
Just whip out some vocaroos and let your mind run wild

>>90269476
I'd totally embarrass myself. I want a picture with Deedee, Michaela, and Zach so bad.

>>90269534
*Worst ship has the shittiest posters.

>>90269282
fucking saving that shit to post everywhere in a week

>>90269534
>that yd
I giggled a little

>>90269504
what if i have a squeaky voice and a heavy spic accent

>>90269476
I have DeeDee's autograph from when I saw her as Nessarose in Wicked years ago. Feels neat to have seen her before Steven Universe! Also saw Jennifer Paz in Miss Saigon but didn't go to the stage door.

>>90269575
Then you'd be a perfect Lars!

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>>90269393
what the fuck is that supposed to mean

>>90269363
saw this interview such a long time ago. There's another one with just Estelle somewhere.

>>90269504
That's not true. I even have a good speaking voice. It's impossible to get started

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>>90269476

I had the chance to talk with Zach one time.

At a con couple years ago, SU was relatively new/hadnt peaked in popularity yet. Was in the middle of season 1 I think.

I didn't know about or care for the show, but a friend I was there with was in love with it.

We go to Zach's booth at the con, no one else was in line or there so she talked with him for like 10 minutes or so while I stood there casually.

... Fuck, it hurts to think about. I was standing right next to him and didn't say shit.

pic related: quick blurry picture from his Q&A. Friend brought me into it, not many people were there.

>>90269502
Cute pic, even if I don't ship it.

>>90269613
If the mods weren't such shitters about /sug/ threads I'd make some vocaroos to get the ball rolling so we could all fug around

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>>90269502
It is in the excellent range.

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>>90269591
thats the worst thing anyone has said to me

>>90269476
The "Father Ted" problem happens.
>I don't believe it!

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>>90269636
we could try it on /trash/sug/

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>>90269647
holy fuck that pic is adorable

>>90269647
Hey, it's not so bad. Uh, some qt 3.14s out there like Lars.
>>90269664
What the hell is /trash/sug/?

>>90269502
why do people draw pearl like such a dude

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>>90269682
newfag

>>90269642
>No StevenGreg fusion x anyone.
I walk a weary and discontent path.

>>90269682
>What the hell is /trash/sug/?
/sug/ thread on the /trash/ (unlisted) board

>>90269532
Right? I always think about going to conventions where they're doing panels but I'm 27 and it just feels odd. I've grown old...

>"Hullo, Peter," she replied faintly, squeezing herself as small as possible. Something inside her was crying Woman, Woman, let go of me."

>>90269699
She likes guns and sword

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>>90269682
it's /sug/ when we're on hiatus, on /trash/

also i am engaged so there's no benefit from being anything like lars

>>90269670
right? nsomeone posted it here, but i dont know where they got it

>>90269642
What if I ship something from every tier?

>>90269736
Random Korean twitter account

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>>90269099
canon?

>>90269704
>>90269736
Huh; I guess you learn something new every day! Anyway, as an aspiring voice actor and an obnoxious, self-promoting shitposter my advice is to keep on keepin' on and do what you believe in, even if nobody believes in it but you.

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>>90269699
the show dresses her up like one

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>>90269642
>not KevinxJamie
pleb

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>>90269617
Now that I think of it, the VA for Finn from adventure time was there too with not a lot of people... and I didnt say shit to him either... fucc

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>>90269339
don't remind me

any of you fags going to beach city con?

whats the point of even going when they have like no VAs coming?

>>90269838
Haha! No

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Post actually good fan fusions

>>90269838
I'm not autistic, so no

>>90269613
It's not impossible but you have to work work work. Heck I emember some of the current popular voice actors when they were just starting out posting in the Voice Acting Alliance forum in like 2002-2004. Back when almost everything you did was just audition for stuff that never got off the ground. So many Sailor Stars dub auditions... so many...

>>90269838
I thought Zach was going for sure

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>>90267791

>>90269868
>I'm not autistic
What the fuck are you doing here then?

>>90269838
Grace Rolek and Zach are going to be there

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>>90269502
PONYTAILPISS WHEN

>>90269876
>>90269903
why don't they have zach listed on their fucking site then? nobody cares about stevonnie's voice actress

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>>90269879
fair point

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>>90267692
>tfw This pic

>>90269903
I'm 22 years old, I have no business harassing those kids

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So did Zuke like Jasper or not?

>>90269927
I don't think it's even happening for another year, they could still get more VAs to come by that time

>>90269927
I feel bad for the one stevonniefag out there, rotting in the wasteland of the world

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>>90269965
Probably not.

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>>90269879
it's far less autistic to shitpost on a taiwanese message board than it is to go to a convention dedicated to a dumb cartoon

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>>90269965

>>90269998
>>90269991
looks like she used to

>>90269998
>Zuke is one of the three jasperfags
kek

>>90269971
they had crowdfunding stretch goals for zach and grace rolek but they didn't meet the goal

>>90269838
anyone who attends is not welcome here anymore

>>90270034
JASKEK TRIO

ASSEMBLE!

>Mrs. Maheswaran folded her arms in that huffy triumphant manner that just got up everyone's asses
>Garnet had been silent ever since she caught wind of this icy cunt finding about the kiss
>that all changed now
>'Yeah, no. That's not gonna happen.'
>pic related
>'It's very important that Steven, and by extension, Connie, experience these sorts of things early in life so they don't grow up to be lame, stuffy old people.'
>'Excuse m-'

>'Further more,' said Garnet, adjusting her glasses so the sunlight hit them just right to reveal just one of her eyes
>'While I appreciate your interest in protecting your daughter and raising her with what you feel to be her best interests in mind, I don't think either of us have any right telling us who these children can and cannot see, no matter how calm and professional we try to make it sound.'
>Mr. Maheswaran looked surprised, to say the least; so did everyone in the room in fact
>'No taboos have played out. No thresholds have been crossed. Steven and Connie are young and in love, and all they're guilty of is being young, and in love. I'm sure you agree, Mr. and Mrs. Maheswaran.'
>They were speechless and more than a little pissed off at this weird alien woman
>'How dare-'
>'Connie will be spending the night tonight while you two sort things out. I know she's your daughter, and I can respect that and every other parenting method you use...'
>'...but if I even get the slightest feeling that you're taking out your frustration from today on her at any time in the future, you're going to have more to worry about than what she might be doing with Steven.'
>she took a long, long drink from her teacup, letting her words sink in and mustering her remaining courage
>'Now get the fuck out of my house.'
thank you whoever made this fuckin pastebin

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>>90270050
Jasper Trio member #2 reporting in. I vote we kick out Zuke

>>90270050
kys jascuck

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>>90269965
She liked cucking her and bullying her because Jasper is a cuck and is made for bullying.

>>90270063
Beach Glass; and you're welcome

>>90267692
>Pearl-manent Gem Damage

>>90270072
But who will take her place? That needs to be three at all times.

>>90270072
Jaskek #1 here, I'm ready to juke like I've never juked before
>>90270107
How much do you like breastmilk?

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>>90270034
You Lapisfag and your forced meme!

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>>90270091
such is fate, Jaspy

Is SU animated in flash?

>>90270129
Oh no, you're not roping me into this.

>>90270174
It's animated in your mom

>she's moaning into your mouth as you struggle, quickly losing your strength and the willpower to not boner
out of context why would you ever try to not boner
in context it's pearl raping Beach Anon, He is dating amethyst and he's trying his best to not boner for pearl

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Does Jaspee like the Strokes or Interpol?

>>90270180
Fine, I'll put the ropes and handcuffs away. But I do want you to sleep on this offer, it could change your life

I await our decision tomorrow

I don't understand when people say they want Jasper or Holly to beat them up or pound them into the ground or even (!!!) kill them. If you like the characters shouldn't you want pleasant interaction?

>>90270174
No it's done by hand by slave wage Koreans

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>>90270223
*your

>>90270241
Some people like to be dominated or abused, IMHO the weird ones, are the ones who don't want soft, caring afterwards.

>>90270217
>Jasper knowing she's hot and cucking anyone who likes her

It's what we deserve, and we all get what we deserve.

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>>90270241
no because we hate ourselves duh

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>>90270217
I want Jasper to get a sexy slowmo close up that zooms into her giant teeth and makes them sparkle

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*hacker voice*
i'm in

>>90270287
Does Lapis know the first three numbers?

>>90269534
>drool
why is pearl always drawn as the retarded one in saltwater pics

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>>90270241
i want to hug Holly and brush her hair
and maybe grope each other

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>>90270298
1!
2!
3!

>>90267740

wow those all sucked except amethyst's which was stupid adorable.

>>90270305
>he doesn't drool while sleeping
kys

>>90270241
Isn't the killing thing just the byproduct of exaggerated expression in fandom? .like the person who said she wants volleyball Jasper to spike her in the face killing her instantly doesn't literally want that, it's a way of expressing that they feel Jasper is beefy and attractive.

>>90270314
Wrong, it's 1, 2, C

>>90267953
DON'T WATCH A CARTOON NAMED STEVEN UNIVERSE
SHIT'S FUCKED UP, MAN

>>90270272
Oh my god

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>>90270241
you're a fuckn weirdy if you don't want your waifu to smash your face in and break every bone in your body

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>>90270305
more pearl taking advantage of naivepis would be nice

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>>90270305


this any better?

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>>90270311
What's your headcanon for her hair? It's actually long but all coiled up?

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>>90270357
y-you're lying...

>>90270412
How are you gonnna hack things if you don't even understand simple numbers?