Mystery Pearl Edition
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First for Pearls.
Jasper is best best gem
Gems should spend the day on a lake
Peri a cute
>>90275965
She sure is
>>90275860
I NEED PEARL IN JEANS AND YELLOW PEARL BEING SMUG.
>>90275860
Get on Disney's level, gay Gems!
>>90276047
>Background characters
>>90276047
GAYYYY
Peri is sexy.
>>90276047
Yeah but that's two dudes, which is gay.
lapiven
Next episode is about beSt gem!
>>90276128
So, when are you going to post her?
>>90276092
*shitty meme
>>90276184
Nah, she's simply the best.
Pearlven.
he's always right
I love Lapis Lazuli
>>90276313
Ronaldo is ALWAYS RIGHT
>>90276120
>>90276281
how about we meet in the middle
What if Malachite was the main protagonist instead of Steven?
>>90276360
>Pearlapis
>not Lapearl
>>90276360
There's barely any art with Pearl, Lapis, and Steven.
Being a weak baby would be too cute...
>>90276398
>not Salt-Water
>>90276128
It's gonna be a peridot episode? nice!
>>90276413
he didn't say anything about the shitty meme
>>90276403
Now you know how it feels to ship Pearlaperithyst.
>>90276442
>Pearlaperithyst.
at this rate lets just have an 'every single character' ship
>>90276047
Walt Disney it's probably twitching on his cryogenic chamber.
List of official best ships:
>Pewey
>Amedot
>GregxLapis
>Connverse
>Jasperxsuffering
All other ships are inherently worthless.
>>90276492
Just call it the Crystal Ship.
>>90276403
so post Lapis and Pearl
Leaked image from Tiger Philanthropist. This Ruby/Steven fusion looks amazing
>>90275963
Lapidirts should spend a day in a lake.
>>90276518
GUYS
>GUYS
GUYS
>GUYS
>>90276518
I thought it was a Lion/Steven fusion?
>>90276502
Why is your taste so shit?
WHO IS BEST RUBY AND WHY IS IT RUBY?
>>90276563
Why, who do you ship?
>inb4 lapiven.
>>90276556
It could even be Ruby/Lion HOOOLY SHIT
>>90276532
Swimming is pretty fun.
>>90276502
Suffering is best romantic partner.
every ship is great
I liked Bismuth, she is the only gem that said to Steven he could be his own being, she is also cute.
>>90276624
No, every Lapis ship is objectively cancer and filled with shitposters.
>>90276502
Jasper x Love and Happiness
>>90276633
Bismuth did nothing wrong.
>>90276624
One person finding one ship bad doesn't mean someone else finding it good is wrong.
>>90276647
Family is important.
>>90276670
blood thirsty BLM extremists did nothing wrong either
>>90276647
fuck off, Lapis Self-cest is best ship faggot lad
>>90276675
disgusting
>>90276624
Lapidot is shit.
I wanna get my dick sucked by rose quartz.
>>90276714
Greg / Pearl please leave.
>>90276624
But saltwater is the best ship
>>90276731
NO.
>>90276731
>Pearl
kys
This psychologically breaks the Steven.
Post more Rose.
I'm glad there has been more Rose and Greg posting as of late.
Ronoldo tho...
>>90276708
>>90276680
>>90276732
Case in point
>>90276772My Rose folder is enormous and I could drown this thread in Rose pictures but I choose not to for the sake of the thread.
>>90276840
Megaupload?
>>90276818
>Case in point
child fucker
>>90276114
>>90276498
There were lesbians in the crowd as well.
>>90276861Maybe someday.
I still don't like that theory.
But that drawendo delivery was amazing.
>>90276890
lapshitfags are cancer
>>90276764
I can't wait until all those bubbled Rose Qartz get fre-
What?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'LL NEVER BE REFERENCED AGAIN!?
>>90277226
Lapis is shit, but Greg would sort her out.
>>90277260
maybe.
>>90276890
>>90277226
this is some Lapisfag false flagging, must be a Jasperfag
>>90277243
I really doubt that. I don't know how they're gonna be approached in the future and what their impact will be, but that's a pretty major thing for this show to drop. If there's one thing SU's actually consistent with, it's ultimately bringing things from past episodes into the spotlight again.
>>90277315
BECOME ONE OF US! [spoile]gooble gobble[/spoiler]
>>90276435
I know, he was instead referring to peridot.
>>90276492
Polyamory is endgame
>>90277460
Except apparently why Lapis was kept in the mirror.
Which they conveniently glossed over when she was flashbacking.
>>90276675
Are they sharing a meatball? Is that the meatball juice?
>>90276694
We'll yeah, what's your point?
>>90277597
I'm guessing this artist headcanons Steven's spit as some kind of strawberry saliva.
>>90277569
They're probably gonna elaborate on that later, it seems intentional that they both left out why they kept Lapis in the mirror and why she was on Earth in the first place.Well it's easy enough to guess that second one but still.Buddy's Book was a pretty solid indication that they haven't actually forgotten the earlier episodes, so I feel like eventually everything or nearly everything will be explained.
>>90277464
okay, but only because Greg deserves to get laid
>>90277424
do you even know what falseflagging means you retarded lapshitfag
>>90276742
>little Amekitty
Amethyst best pet.
>>90277648
oh, so I'm guessing you can prove that's not false flagging?
>>90277689
kill yourself
>>90277647
"A big part of Lapis' character is manipulation." - Rebecca
I really want her backstory expanded.
>>90277677
Meow
W E E D
>>90277720
thought so
>>90277440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlLefz8gLtc
>>90277735
She put herself in the mirror to get attention.
>>90276405
>Gemlings
I wholeheartedly approve
>>90277777
You HAVE to kill yourself now.
>>90277777
Make sure you stream it.
Steven is 14 and is already married to five beautiful women, what's your excuse?
>>90277789
this isn't a song you fucking shill
>>90277959
you said nothing about a song
>>90277790
I think it's more likely that she doesn't provide all of the facts when she interacts with Steven. Not out of malice, more likely out of fear.
Fear that Steven, the only person she has any attachment to right now, might reject her. She obviously has some serious self-image issues. I want to know WHY she thinks she's so terrible.
>>90277867
>>90277930
retards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j38aX4JxINQ
>>90278017
what a cool pizza
>>90277988
because she's a rapist and rape is bad
>>90277991
>/sug/
We're all retards here. Now kys.
>>90277988
she's probably done some shady shit in the past, her backstory was pretty vague. Who the fuck just 'visits' a war zone? Unless they were refering to Jasper's begging as manipulation, which would be lame.
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>>90277932
I didn't inherit the supernatural powers of my dead mom.
>>90278183
thanks i guess
>>90278128
she was visiting the beta kindergarten to help terraform it or help get the quartzes out of the ground and was unaware of the CG forces that were attacking in a guerrilla style raid lead by Bismuth the baby murderer
>>90276667
She doesn't deserve it anon.
I want to /sug/ to recommend a game on steam,
>I'm ready for disappointment
Rocknaldo was shit.
>>90278282
Squad
>>90278282
Enter the Gungeon
>>90278276
y'know, I like this theory, but it's a little too dark for the show. Steven would be pretty horrified if he knew.
>>90278285
we know.
>>90278285
>Townie episode
Well, yeah.
>>90278282
Death Road to Canada.
>>90278282
Princess Maker 2
>>90278282
hollow knight
>>90278285
Rocknaldo was hilarious. No real progression though.
>>90278312
>it's a little too dark for the show.
Well, I mean the show already had
-Horrifying forced fusion monsters where they're shown not to be aggressive but basically screaming for help
-Rose shattering Pink Diamond, and this is shown to be traumatic af
-Jasper's corruption which was not only emotional but had showed horns growing through her eyes
-Frybo
What else
>>90278278
Jasper deserves love and happiness more than any other gem
>>90278398
I don't know, how are they gonna redeem Bismuth the babyfucker after that? Or Garnet, who apparently had a hand in it? Why didn't the betas reeeeee when they saw the CGs?
>>90278282
Zeno Clash
>>90278429
Who's to say they didn't?
>>90278429
They should have reeeed regardless if the raid theory is true or not since they were made specifically to fight the CGs and the CGs shattered their diamond and stole their home planet, but they didn't, which is something people have found weird and brought up since the episode aired.
>>90278398
Steven getting suicidal about the future.
Pearl literally screaming into his face that Steven knows nothing about his dead mom.
Steven having to worry about at least two, probably three people who are/were suicidal for him.
Amethyst's entire arc about being nothing.
Amethyst shapeshifting into Steven's dead mom in front of him and Greg.
Steven talking about all his issues to some cool teens in a pizza delivery car.
Pearl spiting Greg by fusing with Rose.
>>90278295
eh, idk already have battlefield
>>90278300
played it
>>90278326
pixel Dead Rising, looks fun
>>90278330
no
>>90278340
also piqued my interest
>>90278437
interesting but I'm not really feeling it
So I guess it's between Death Road to Canada and Hallow Knight
I'll flip a coin, thanks anons
>>90278429
>Why didn't the betas reeeeee when they saw the CGs?
I don't really subscribe to the theory, but, if I did then I might guess since it's been thousands of years and they have a positive social environment where, for millennia now, they've been able to lead peaceful lives that they've been able to move on.
>>90278282
Renowned Explorers
>>90278347
I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is the beginning of Ronaldo being the recruiter for a human army to stand alongside the Crystal Gems during the final fight with the diamonds.
>>90277777
The digits have spoken, motherfucker.
>>90278506
>no
What do you have against raising children to be lumberjacks
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>90278506
DR2C is a rouge-lite where you travel from Florida to Canada in a zombie apocalypse, because Canada has no zombies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn_LUoIXncw
I'd strongly suggest creating your own characters based off of your friends, makes the entire experience much more fun and heart-wrenching.
Also, have your two starter characters foil each other well. I usually go for one that is good with mechanics and social checks (Gungeoneer perk + Civilized trait) and one who's good at medical stuff.
>>90278492
they were pretty chill around them. Amy might not have mentioned she's a CG but they had to recognize Pearl and Garnet, unless they're retarded.
>>90278499
Did Steven show his gem at all? They might only have beef with Rose. Or maybe they hate Holly and that place more than they hated the battlefield.
>>90278690
Oh, i thought you meant the original betas they potentially fought against.
>>90278511
>>90278499
>>90278429
Because there is discontent in the homeworld monarchy. There are those who know the diamonds rule is perverse, but they don't know how to escape, so they keep up appearances. That will change as they start believing in Steven.
>>90278612
that doesn't sound fun anon
>>90278642
well I'm sure glad the coin landed on heads then, you just got me hyped
How do you think Steven would react if he were to find out that Lapis like to watch him sleep at night just like Pearl?
>>90278690
I think Quartzes are unruly by nature. Big, boisterous gems that are brought up to obey and require Agates to put the fear of the Diamonds into them.
Honestly, I thought the Famethyst acted like bored soldiers/marines stationed in bumfuck nowhere. Think of every video or story you've seen or heard about the stupid shit service members get up to in their downtime, and replace all the actors with Quartzes.
>>90278807
nothing game related, just needed an excuse to post opal
>>90279025
Opal is the best, you don't need an excuse to post opals.
>>90279216
oops my finger slipped
>>90278824
I'd think he'd just let out a resigned sigh and just accept it. How is he going to stop her? Or Pearl? Or both at once?
>>90278282
Dead Rising 1.
>>90277440
Nice.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7KJKTvbk_Us
>>90277440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5_Dy2eks7U&ab_channel=xxCreeplyxx
>>90278282
Team Fortress 2
>>90277440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3R3oiM6-6k
>>90278282
Resident evil 7 is you want a good scare.
>>90279237
That's okay, fellow opal poster.
>>90278824
He should feel safe, a gem he saved from an infinite hell wants to make sure he has a good nights rest.
>>90278282
Dead Space, Rome Total War, Age Of Wonders III, Dawn Of War 2 or Soulstorm.
>>90277777
You have no choice. Kek hasn't spoken
>>90279429
Maybe its just me but if my best freind started watching me while I slept I would find that creepy as hell.
>>90279418
>>90279429
I think if Steven where to ever get nightmares I imagine Pearl Lapis or Garnet would be the gems he would want to sleep with to feel safe and secure.
>>90277440
Try some mashups
https://m.youtube.com/watch?ebc=ANyPxKqDvpBhej6zHD-iMf1N5CAQc-B4heHPrUXDMjGQMSaUVgDQ3rLFoD_0Ki-GageSLx9n2OrE&v=njb5UrkvTRM
>>90279493
>best friend
>Lapis
>>90278198
AND his dad was the protagonist of a harem anime. Who else here /cuckedbygenetics/?
>>90279584
>>best friend
>>friend
>>90277932
I follow the laws like a true human.
>>90279589
Hmm, Well I suppose there is always room for improvement.
>>90279584
Garnet quick! Lapis is trying to rape Steven again!
>>90279563
>Little Steven nightmares
>Pearl isn't about.
>He goes through Amethyst's room till he spots her eating Pizza.
>Steven curls up under her arm, she's suprised but feels happy, Amethyst cuddles him close as he falla asleep.
>>90279618
>Ultimate threat to Earth.
>Earth's mightiest defender.
>Both fall in love, after being through so much togther.
FUND IT.
>>90278183
>upscaled and filtered from 480p source
bleh
>>90279681
I need this idea to be made real. It's too cute to not exist.
>>90279713
Lapiven is the absolute perfect setup for a great romance.
>>90279661
Just give her someone equally as rapeable.
>>90279323
>>90279365
>>90279394
>>90279566
>all these songs
>mfw
https://youtu.be/wFwz0i1Honk
>>90279811
>The GCs have set up dummies that look like Steven for Lapis to rape in various locations just in case she has a rapist relapse
>>90275965
If you put Steven in, she becomes a whole lot cuter
>>90279864
>put steven in peri
lewd
>>90277440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJaFgeLTYgY
I don't expect anyone here to understand this song, but I find it pretty nice.
>>90279811
>Ever month the Crytal gems have to find a new boy to give to Lapis to satisfy her raping needs
>>90279900
You heard them.
>>90279901
>A SONG SO CATCHY MOST PEOPLE PROBABLY DONT LISTEN TO THE LYRICS
>>90279922
Steven and Peridots kids would be so perfect.
>>90279846
>>90279905
Sure, that's what i meant.
>>90279956
No it's not that, the song is Swedish so when I said "I don't expect anyone here to understand this song", I meant that I don't expect anyone here who can't comprehend Swedish to understand it.
>>90279922
>>90279900
>>90279981
It's true though, I don't understand the lyrics and thus don't listen to the lyrics. I just hear them and dance.
>>90279969
They'll only be able to have one.
>>90280030
Try getting a reservation at Frybo's now.
>>90279589
Would you watch a whole seasons worth of Greg adventures with the gems?
I would watch it just to see young Greg and Pearl fighting with each other again like TV drama teens.
>>90279969
>>90280071
Yeah I think I would be down for that
>>90280071
Why is it the short stuff with got of young Greg and Pearl having bitchy but fun little fights was so good?
I wanted to see more of them just being jerks to each other all the while fighting for Roses affection.
>>90280054
And Peridot would have to die for them to have a child.
Life is suffering.
>>90280138
I think I'd like to see Pearl and Greg together in the present than them in the past.
>>90280138
A harem anime with Rose as the protag would be amusing.
>>90276092
you're a pedophilewith shit taste
>>90280071
i dont know, the novelty of peark and young greg fighting will wear off pretty quickly and then what else is there to show? the hardships of being a single young father?
>>90280071
I'd love to see something about Rose trying to get Greg and Pearl to stop fighting, maybe even learn to like eachother.
>>90279216
enjoy your mute bulimic waifu
>>90280273
Amethyst. There's always Amethyst!
>>90280226
Ten episodes No Need for Greg miniseries with Rose as the protag when?
Instead of falling for Rose Greg fell for Amethyst.
What changes about su?
>>90280346
Do you think Rose ever wanted Pearl and Greg to kiss?
>>90280357
Pearl doesn't give a shit about Steven.
>>90280357
Young Amy felt like a toddler so that feels weird as heel.
>>90280380
Undoubtedly she imagined that they were all in love with each other.
I'm stressing out and having a panic attack, post some cute gems pls
>>90280270
>Thousands of years old and from a race with no concept of age
>pedophile
She looks a bit too... developed... to be a kid
>>90280380
She wanted them to have sex while she watched.
>>90280433
>>90280433
>>90280412
NOW KISS KISS KISS!
>>90280433
no problem anon
>>90280433
>>90280182
not really?
where did the idea that gems can't just form pseudo-dna come from? They can EASILY have a child, it'll just be hard for the child to gestate without nutrients and for the pseudo-dna to be replaced by actual organic dna after the gestation.
I mean, if you gave it nutrients it wouldn't be hard to create a perfectly human baby out of gem pseudo-dna, as anything past the first few replications could easily be taken over by organic RNA and the hard light pseudo-dna be easily discontinued over time
Hell, they could even have a perfectly holographic human baby be taken over by organic DNA over time by simply arranging a bunch of hot dogs and chicken eggs within the hologram, and have the organics slowly replace the holograms over time
the potential for gem-produced babies is astounding as is, I don't get why everyone thinks gems can only have babies by giving up their gems
>>90280433
What's wrong?
>>90280486
If the gem poofs, Half of the child disappears.
Pseudo-dna is a horrible idea.
>>90280433
>>90280492
bank problems
>>90280473
How do you think Lapis would react if Steven really did get trapped in a mirror or something.
I imagine if he freed him he would never want to be separate from him again in free that something bad would happen.
>>90280486
>I don't get why everyone thinks gems can only have babies by giving up their gems
Because Gems are not biological and their entire being exists in their Gemstone, and because shapeshifting for longer periods is damaging to the Gem, so Rose shapeshifting in order to be pregnant for Steven must've been very damaging to her since she must have had those internal organs for around a year.
And what the fuck is pseudo-DNA?
Also, I swear to god this post is giving me some hard deja-vu. I've definitely seen this post before.
>>90280457
>Rose would manipulate them both into making out, saying that they were both hurting her.
>Reluctantly Greg and Pearl would go out it, soon the coyness went out the window and they were against walla with their hands in eachother hair.
>Rose would leave to get snacks, and come back as they still went at it.
>She took pride in having Gteg's heart in one hand, and Pearl's gem in the other.
>>90280531
I see sadness in your future, no matter what you do
Im almost sure Sugar said Rose didn't have to give her form for Steven to be born.
>>90280544
She'd probably refuse to let Steven leave the barn, and start to cry and scream if he did. She'd care about him, but it would be heavy smothering type
>>90280531
>>90280569
That's actually pretty hot.
>>90280566
I think that anon is talking about how roses room made hologammatic organics, And then applying to much logic.
If "Pseudo-DNA" existed in SU, This >>90280518 happens.
>>90276633
>she is also cute
AUNT GEMIMA
>>90280585
fuck you
>>90280589
I don't see how it would make sense for a Gem to give birth without sacrificing themselves, their very identity. The child has to take up space and information on the Gemstone in order to be born, problem is that the space and information is already inhabited by a different Gem. So the original Gem have to delete their space and information, in order for the Child to be born.
>>90280628
Okay, but what is pseudo-DNA?
>>90280445
how
>>90280654
I suppose it's hologrammatic DNA imitating our DNA.
>>90280644
Anybody have a sketch they want to see cleaned up? Im bored
>>90280678
That sounds really strange. What Rose did with her and Steven's Gemstone was change it and its information so it was compatible with Steven's half-human body, and I imagine that involved slowly deleting Rose's information.
Why are there no asian characters in this show?
>>90280741
Connie and her family are Indian, that's close enough.
here
>>90280749
who?
>>90280666
I guess this means Pearl is a baby now because somebody larger than her carried her.
>>90276281
dat show is better then the faces u put on them
>>90280775
As much as I love Smoky, they look really weird in some frames.
>>90280707
Why is there no art of Hollys feet?
>>90280803
FLCL is overrated trash.
>>90280708
>As Steven gets older, A part of Rose dies, Every single day.
Pearl finds out about this when?
>>90280707
Are they ever going to explain why some gems are British while most have American accents?
>>90280811
feet is hard to draw let alone for su characters
>>90280860
shh dont question it
>>90280827
When they fuse and she sees Steven with a small, withered rose flower. She doesn't pay much attention to it until a few years later when the rose has fully withered to nothing, but she doesn't care. She's just so happy to be with Steven.
>>90277440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk&ab_channel=MadFranko008
/v/ is talking about us
>>>/v/368792101
>>90281005
>>90281005
>Going to /v/ and caring about anything posted there
lapiss
>>90281005
This kind of bait should be banned.
>>90278282
daikatana & super noah's ark 3D
>>90281005
Kek some faggot posted a horse reaction image and now Barneyfag is visiting too. What a blast
>>90281005
>caring about /v/
how new are you?
>>90280741
There's kid Jeff Liu in mindful education. And all those Koreans from the last bomb.
don't browse /v/
it's console war season
>>90281330
The console war there never ends.
>>90280775
she is not a baby sized person being lifted like a baby by a normal sized person, like Peridot, you nasty pedo
>>90281360
>she is not a baby sized person
Neither is Peridot.
>a normal sized person
Garnet is not normal sized at all.
>>90281360
Am I a pedo for wanting Smoky to smash Pearl's pussy with their dick?
>>90277440
The good shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgO2EYBLLcQ&index=22&list=PL6848182142599EF8
>>90281359
You got that straight
>>90281330
I browse /v/ FOR the console war
>>90280775
smoky is huge. peridot is flat, small and emotionally immature
>>90281005
>tfw /v/ would rather argue about cartoons instead of video games
>>90281397
>peridot is flat
>>90281383
Confusingly yes and no, Technically Smoky Quartz is younger then it's parts and the sum of their ages simultaneously.
Find the middle ground to determine an age for "it".
>>90281443
yes. she is
>>90281399
>Tfw /v/ is /co2/
>>90281454
Amethyst, Steven, and Smoky Quartz are all younger than Pearl, with Amethyst being the oldest, so technically SmokyxPearl would have an incredibly large age difference, even if you count Smoky's age by combining Steven and Amethyst's it is at least around 514 years old.
PearlxSteven is clearly /ss/, AmethystxPearl might be /ll/ if you take the age difference in mind, so PearlxSmoky would be s/l s/l (straight/lesbian shota/loli/, as Smoky has no gender.)
>>90279969
someone draw that for anon sake fucking shit piss
>This is whom Steven will become.
>>90281577
Steven's more likely to turn into Jontron.
>>90281577
Not really
goodnight
>>90281577
>>90281638
Why not both?
>>90281653
Die in your sleep
>>90281638
keked harder than I should have
>>90281659
>Bufftron
I can't even picture it
>>90281537
>Amethyst.
>Older then Pearl.
What?
>Any gem.
>Having a gender.
But none of them have a gender.
>>90281744
>>Amethyst.
>>Older then Pearl.
Reading comprehension, acquire it.
>>90281744
I never said Amethyst was older than Pearl, I always said that Pearl is older than Amethyst.
Steven is male.
>>90281537
It's technically like having sex with the child of the two people that you love dearly, which Pearl already does regularly, so I don't think Amethyst would mind fucking Pearl.
i want to be sexual with opal
What if Steven changed into a loving, beefy, bara gem with a heart of gold, not over years but over a single night?
>>90281818
What if you killed yourself? Only one way to find out.
>>90281814
>>90281767
I've clearly misread that part, The onus is on me.
But Steven is a gem HYBRID, Gems in general don't have a gender.
>>90281814
>She forgets what is happening half way through and starts to play with your hair.
any sketches that need some cleaning?
>>90281814
She's already taken.
>>90277440
Music anon here, really nice music you guys are sharing, keep it up
https://youtu.be/vz2KSKxRRloI wonder who would listen to Death Grips unironically
>>90281861
Yeah, by me
>>90281875
>I wonder who would listen to Death Grips unironically
I would
>>90281792
>filename
>>90276120
canon
>>90281792
Pearl is best girl.
>>90281723
You took off Rad's nose!
>>90281857
From any drawings or your own?
>>90281818
Steven would be very scared and confused over what's happening, Pearl would fall for him in an instant, whispering how he's finally "there" and saying she loves him like a broken record.
>>90281875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc2u6AFImn8
>>90281875
Oh hey, there you are! If you didn't see it before, thank you very much for making the Rose theme!
>>90281875
L A P I S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4KY5eRCB-Q
>It's a Steven gets tenderly loved episode.
>>90281875
dont know about all of you but its evening here so i brought something for the mood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJsUpeXK6Jo&t=540s
>>90281931
Any sketch that needs some sprucing up
Hey /sug/, I drew a shitty BD dressed up as Maetel from Galxy Express 999.
Rate?
>inb4 line paper
>inb4 it's just Maetel with diamond pupils
>>90281914
Woops I could barely tell what that thing was hovering above her
>>90282065
I have no idea who that is, so I'll just say it's a nice Blue Diamond.
>>90282065
FUCKING LINE PAPER AND IT'S JUST MAETEL WITH DIAMOND PUPILS
I haven't gotten anything done today, so i'm open for requests.
>>90282100
more of this
>>90282100
Jasper hugging Steven a little too hard.
>>90282100
white diamond in a DIO pose
>>90282100
The pearls watching porn and each have different reactions.
>>90282100
Jasper carrying Holly bridal style
>>90282099
Oh (You)!
>>90282065
Not too bad, mouth is way too small and the hat is almost dropping off of her head, but all in all it's ok.
>>90282100
Midget squad in a hot tub.
>>90282065
Is she wearing a fez?
>>90282072
>filename
Poor Pearl.
But on afterthought, is it possible that Pearl thought fusion between her and Steven was never going to happen, and she just kind of accepted that they'd never form their own Rainbow Quartz?
So what about now, that she knows fusion is possible with Steven and Gems? Is she gonna try and fuse with him soon, or will she wait her turn?
>>90282136
The mouth was fucking hard, I couldn't figure it out due to the lips, and yeah the hat gave me a hard time too
>>90281057pissbending when
>>90282100
Adult Steven hugging Pearl and Lapis tightly.
>>90276120
>>90281900
Best Lapis and Steven ship, PERIOD.
I love Lapis Lazuli
>>90282161
More like a cossack hat.
That's right folks! Build-a-pearl is open! I'll be taking 10 requests in this thread and maybe more later. Just give me your pearls
>gem location (below waist or hand gems are not recommended but I will do them if you absolutely need them)
> hair type
> clothing type
>name/ color of your pearl
I'll try to get them out as fast as I can to you guys
>>90282210
>PERIOD
>>90281397
>>90280666
ok Satan, I'll see your cherry picked pic and raise with my own cherry picked pic.
just look at dem hips. and she even has waist and bust.
>>90282249
She looks like Natalya from DAH2, Hot/10.
>>90282269
Right shoulder
single ponytail
zoot suit
light blue or light orange
When will the Tiger Philanthropist leaks come outand reveal the return of Smokey Quartz
>>90282295
i can't judge judge you. but you have a problem. and denial isn't healthy
>>90276624
I agree
>>90282269
Crotch
Decahedron
Minimalistic
Some type of blue
>>90276624
>>90282269
Just want a Pearl that resembles Major Motoko Kusanagi please
>>90282330
tonight,i'm ready for 2nd best fusion
>>90282332
Ok anon, enjoy being absolutely wrong.
I like the sad gay bird.
>>90282269
>>90282365
Oh, her gem on her Belly or back
And can't really think of a name
>>90282100
Jasper wearing Jack's armored outfit from the new season 5 trailer
>>90282295
i wanna breed her
>>90282353
>spit line
hot
>>90282413
that sounds cool
>>90281914
re-added his nose for ya
>>90282259
not much there but ill do it
>>90282100
Pearl sad that she didn't get to fuse with Steven first, and creepily asking Steven if they can fuse.
>>90282269
>Between collarbones.
>Waist-length and wavy.
>80s Businesswoman suit.
>Black. Probably some monochromatic color scheme.
>>90282116
Would Steven die if poofed? or would his human side die and become fullgem or would he turn back to Rose, nobody knows.
>>90282269
I want a pearl with a mind like a diamond
I want a pearl who knows what's best
I want a pearl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a pearl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a pearl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
I want a pearl who gets up early
I want a pearl who stays up late
I want a pearl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
>>90282295
all I see is a small child's body, topped with a giant head that makes her look even more like a child
>>90282495
I don't think Steven can poof, and instead he just fatigues for some time while he's restoring himself.
Sentinel vs Alexandrite when?
Do you think Homeworld does a news coverage about important things happening?
(Example of real life news coverages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86RHvZ6zP7A&t=31s)
>>90282524
I reckon they have News but its heavily regulated.
>>90282522
Yeah but if someone just straight up stabs the kid.
>>90276794
I dunno why but this made me laugh so much
>>90282524
I think Homeworld covers stuff the same way North-Korea does.
Important figure who are close to the Diamond's report on how great the Diamonds are and that they conquered another planet again.
>>90276667
the ship we needand the one we deserve, because she had enough suffering
>>90282550
Fatigues and has to heal safely while protected by the other Gems.
Alternatively, since he is super durable, a single knife might not hurt him as much as it would a regular Humna.
>>90282457
thanks
>>90282508
you have a poor concept of anatomy then friendo.
>>90276502
>No Grearl
That's a paddlin'
>>90282601
You know what i mean, if his physical body is destroyed and gem remains.
>>90282635
I don't know, maybe the Gem needs to seek or find other Human flesh and organic tissue so it can rebuild Steven's body from before it died. Half of Steven exists in the Gem and the other half in the body.
What if Steven was actually Rose Quartz this whole time?
>>90282669
he is
>>90282669
he isn't
>>90282669
ignorant fuck
>>90282327
I hope this is good
i love lapis lazuli
>>90282347
Is this okay?>>90282347
>>90282269
a jojolion pearl
>>90282365
I chose purple bc Motokos hair is purple (I think)
>>90282757
is she leaning on on the couch and sitting on the floor or is she laying in bed with her feet towards the wall?
>>90282782
are you going to insert your penis in her gem?lewd
>>90282755
I love it thank you anon
>>90282491
Here she is
No leaks for tiger philanthropist yet?
I love Jasper
What if Steven had a thing for Blue gems in general?
>>90282269
Left eye
Ponytail
Pic related
Prussianobviouslyblue
>>90282837
Leaks don't normally happen until around 10 PM EST newfriend.
>>90282812
I would if I had one
>>90282840
Lapis would get nutted
what if steven was bi?
>>90282523
No-one?
I love Lapis Lazuli
>>90282876
still not out of the realm of possibilty
not best pearl, but cutest
>>90282876
I WOULD STOP BELIEVING IN HIM
>inb4heresy
>>90282295
She doesn't usually have hips that big whether you like it or not. Also she doesn't have boobs.
>>90282839
i love jasper too
>>90282863
But that's 3 in the morning for me
>>90282882
This meme get's better and better.
>>90282906
heresy
>>90282876
He's probably bi or pan.
>>90282295
Did you say..CHERRY?
>>90282782
Surprisingly cute-looking.
>>90282876
What if Steven made cute noises when you hugged him?
hand
>>90282855
Qt
>>90282957
ANON THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD
>>90282973
in glove
>>90282502
Could you elaborate
>>90282998
no glove
>>90282960
>>90283014
Elaborate what? Seems pretty straight forward.
>>90282799
Can you be more specific? Sorry
>>90282502
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
jacket
What is the quickest and LEAST painful way to mindbreak Steven?
>>90282978
Cute! CUTE!
>>90282958
pan is a meme
>>90283038
This guy gets it.
>>90283035
like this one expect its a pearl
goodnight
Sup boiis, Drawing requests again.
>>90277243
My best guess is that they'll defeat Yellow Diamond and bubble her, then, this sends Blue into full psycho mode. In her rage, she shatters the Rose Quartz' (Who have now deprived her of 2 of her sisters) and then forms their shattered remains into a new Cluster.
>>90283112
sweet dreams
>>90283137
this show needs to be more edgy
>>90283126
>>90282127
please?
>>90283024
yes glove
>>90283014
Most of it is there but if you mean like gem location and name. I guess you can put the gem on her tongue and make her shaded dark probably a blue shade?
>>90283126
Even lewd?
>>90282259
here ya go buddy
>>90283182
especially lewd
>>90283126
connie wearing a cute swimsuittwo pieces a best
>>90283184
Thanks fammoroni
Why do you have~
to look up to her
aside from in a literal sense
Don't you know~
that a power that big
comes with a bigger expense
and can't you see that's she's out of control and overzealous
I'm telling you for your own good and not because I'm
>>90283175
k
>>90283137
I like this dea, but its a bit too "evil". What the Diamonds should do, is educate a single loyal RQ, about our one and send her on her way to Earth.
Once there infitrate the CG, and target Steven. A RQ showing him love and kindness will have his heart in her pocket. From there its easy, either turn on the waterworks and gently persuade him to come to Homeworld (Maybe as a new Lieutenant?) or accuse the other Crystal Gems of trying to break up their relationship. Bamb no more Crystal Gems.
Really a single Rose Quartz could do more irreparable damage to Steven an army of Jaspers, not all wounds are phsysical.
>>90283126
holly blue doing yoga while flustered by the amethysts watching her
>>90282122
Eh, something like that.
Steven uses his Dreeeeeam powers and sees into Jaspers mind
What he sees is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZgyNoHtjw
But Homeworld-war related
How would that appear in the show?
>>90283126
Perhaps a Pearl for this little Ruby?
>>90283126
Commissar Holly
>>90283176
Tried my best, you like?
>>90283175
Sapphire called.
She wants her gloves back.
>>90283202
Ok then, Alexandrite x Greg.
>>90283075
What do you think?>>90283075
>>90283126
Holly holding Sapphire like a doll.
>>90283303
This is great!!!
>>90282365
looks like today is your lucky day anon, cause I just finished the same request from last night.
Anyone else want to make a request?
>>90283126
Techpriest x Peridot.
>>90281638
>tfw Jon Tron's childhood can be summed up in an cartoon series.
>>90283330
god damn it...
In my autistic minds Steven has cute little things to do with Each of the gems.
Amesrhyst likes her hair brushed, since she rarely does it.
Pearl loves to tell war stories, and seemingly has infinite stories to tell.
Garnet likes to sometimes unfuse Ruby, Sapphire and Steven are currently learning the Waltz.
Lapis likes to fly about the place with Steven, she enjoys startiling pilots.
Peridot sometimes writes fanfiction and has Steven proofread.
>>90283330
Yellow , Blue and White in a pillarman (part 2 jojo) pose
>>90282269
Shit you are fast at these.
>yfw rebecca pulls a sugar and Tiger Philantropist is actually a Smoky VS Corrupted Jasper episode
>>90283368
>Steven
>proofreading
well that's going to be RIDDLED WITH ERRORS considering his poor education
>>90283437
why do people say it's gonna have jasper? how is someone this delusional
>>90283437
>yfw in Tiger Philantropist Steven has to make Roman Reigns look strong
>>90283437
please
please rebecca i beg you
>>90283376
Could you post a reference. Like what kind of pose? I don't know anything about JoJo unfortunately
>>90282882
Where are we?
>>90283490
But how else could #TheBigDog overcome the odds?
>>90283126
Sapphire in pic related outfit?
>>90283352
jon jafari's childhood was apparently quite troubled.
>>90283437
Isn't Tiger Philantropist the last announced episode of the batch that came with The New Lars/Too Short to Ride etc?
I hope this isn't a townie. I genuinely do hope we can end this ride with a good developing episode.
>>90283550
hey /v/, /co/ is talking about us
>>90283437
there is no reason for them to unbubble jasper just to send her back to the temple, haha
she's still a fucking dog monster, so she's not getting any speaking roles.
>>90283612
>it's a lars episode
>>90283437
>Tiger Philanthropist goes down much like Tiger Millionaire did.
>It's fun but feels inconsequential.
>Ends with Lars saying "I love you Tiger Philanthro-">Pod crashes through the roof.>Hatch opens up.>A new gem steps out.>Says a single line of dialogue.>Cue 3 month hiatus.
>>90283619
Well, explains why Cortana is unusual. Might as well crash it.
*Eyeball twitches*
>>90283499
Will eyeball ever get her own pearl?
>>90283612
It is.It's also the last poll left to be posted.
>>90283280
Good enough for me. To be honest, I didn't expect you to take the request seriously.
>>90283437
lmao it's another townie episode you desperate faggot
>>90283700
I like drawing pearls so I take everyone requests, even ridiculous ones, as long as there's enough info for me to draw it.
>>90283659
>Camera looks at Steven.
>He is crying.
"W... who are you?"
"Pink Diamond"
>Thirteen years in hiatus.
Yfw Eyeball lands in the centre of the ring and lunged at Steven with her gay knife
>>90283690
Thank you!
>>90283612
it'll probably involve Smoky and to some extent Lars
Definitely nothing relevant to gem lore will be popping up.
>post yfw after TP there will be no new episodes until next July, when CN is planning to air another month long Steven nuke
>>90283737
>>90283437
doesn't make sense kys jascuck
>>90283762
>NEXT July
I'd just drop the show
>>90283762
Does next July mean 2017 or 2018
>>90283762
>>90276341
I love Lapithyst
>>90283762
Nah they're probably gonna air the last handful of episodes as a bomb in April/May then have a several month hiatus, MAYBE airing the first couple of episodes of season 5 before then.
>>90283737
why do the figures in the upcoming McFarlane construction sets look like the bastard love child of Lego and Playdoh?
Do people ACTUALLY think Jasper isn't going to show up and get uncorrupted and wrestle Steven in the last episode before the five month long hiatus? God you people are such idiots.
>>90283832
Because it seems to be a universal law that the best SU merchandise can be is passable.
>>90283858
Shut up retard Jasper's dead forever
>>90283762
We certainly will, after Rocknaldo and Tiger come up with a sub 1.0 million rating they'll abort the current schedule and bet it all on SoS2
Hey folks, hope everyone is having a lovely week thus far!
Anyone have any color requests? I gotta keep my mind busybut don't feel like getting frustrated with drawing today.
>>90283832
id buy the temple and warp pad but chuck that rose quartz it looks like shit
>>90283925
>>90283925
>>90283832
>>90283832
because Mcfarlane is abandoning plans for detailed, nice looking sets for cheap as fuck shit
like look at Peridot in that set, and Peridot's art on that box. Jesus Christ Mcfarlane.
shit guys new episodes
>>90283925
Smoky Quartz kissing Pearl
>>90283858
Can't wait for people to bitch about this episode being "filler" as well. filler filler filler all the way to the series finale.
>>90283982
>No "Jesus, what the fuck was that?"
Fake and gay
>>90283832
it's what this fandom deserves
>>90284009
are you sure?
>>90283858
>hey Rose
His name is Sssssteeeven
>>90283982
>lapis lays an egg
SHIT GUYS CONFIRMED 100%
>>90283816
>>90283848
Wait just a damn second here.
Couple or so hours until ratings drop, right? What are we betting on here /sug/.
I'm going for slightly above 1mil and slightly below Storm in the Room. I don't think CN's ruse shit did anything since it was Twitter/Tumblr based and people who saw it would tune in regardless.
>>90283832
That greg looks like Bob from the Kablam! Shorts
>>90284037
about that?
>>90283925
PLEASE.
>>90283832
>no garnet
>limb enhancer peridot
does merchandise really take THAT long to make?
>>90284063
300K HYPE
>>90284063
an hour and a half at max. i'd be very happy if we stay above 1m, but i have serious doubts we will
>>90284059
Hello, Is it me you're looking for?
>>90284105
>Ok.
>Crack.
>>90284063
That sounds about right. More people are probably aware that it was on a Friday now and tuned in, but just slightly more. Like I'm expecting a 100K rise to be surprising kind of slightly more. I don't think we're quite in sub-million territory yet.
>>90284111
I mean, it's specifically Peridot from the ship, so yeah she has her limb enhancers.
>>90284042
>do you like Belle?
>NO, I ONLY LIKE PRINCESS JASMINE
>>90284118
Same. I don't think SU is in the same camp as Uncle Grandpa at all honestly. This type of show has a way of sticking in there.
>>90283982
>Lapis Lays an Egg
finally
>>90284160
But where tf is Garnet
>>90284111
Proof that Peridot was just made to appeal to autistic children and sell toys.
oh, so Ronaldo had the same VA. He just sounded so different in the preview, so I thought it was like Mr. Smiley.
Didn't realize Deedee voiced the ASMR thing. Makes it cuter to know that Pearl somehow finds ways to be with Steven as he sleeps.
>>90284207
Who knows? Maybe if these sell well they'll do something with Garnet. Or maybe they couldn't think of a set to do with her. Or maybe they'll revise the House set to include her.
>>90284063
>>90284114
20K HYPE
>>90284262
I like how the ASMR program was called Sleepy You.
Y'know...SU.
>>90284269
12 PEOPLE WHO HAPPENED TO BE WALKING PAST A TV TUNED TO SU IN WALMART HYPE
>>90284269
Fuck it, we can go lower! MINUS ONE MILLION.
>>90284063
I think it's going to have slightly more views because of CN making it seem like there was going to be a new gem.
>>90284262
>Pearl recorded ASMR specifically for Steven
>Released it online for everyone
>Strongly recommends it to Steven
>Is delighted that he listens to it
I'd love if this was a thing in the show.
>>90284279
like pottery
>>90284303
>>90284290
3 PEOPLE WHO ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THEIR TV ON AFTER WATCHING THE NEW TTG HYPE
>>90282802
Thanks!
>>90283359
Also thanks!
>>90284081
>>90284346
THE ONE GUY AT CN WHO LITERALLY HAS TO WATCH BECAUSE IT'S HIS JOB HYPE
>>90284522
(Runs out of oxygen from laughing to hard)
(A minute later)
I was not expecting that.
>>90284563
NOBODY WATCHING IT AND EVERYONE FORGETTING ABOUT IT HYPE
>>90284522
Aw..... I'll take it...
Best case scenario for Tiger Philanthropist?
Worst case scenario for Tiger Philanthropist?
>>90284611
Smoky returns.
Smoky doesn't return.
>>90284611
>best
Smoky or Pearl/Steven fusion
>worst
Lars
>>90284611
bad filler
good filler
>>90284611
Best case scenario: Smoky does not appear and Lars dies
Worst case scenario: Smoky appears and Lars does not die
>>90284611
Best: fun Amy/Steven bonding
Worst: a Lars episode
>>90284650
.. wait a second
Why are people thinking TP is gonna have Lars?
>>90284679
Watch Tiger Millionaire newfag
>>90284694
What, because Lars is a Tiger Millionare fanboy?
>>90284710
Yeah, people are preparing themselves for disappointment because recent episodes have been so shit
>>90284611
Best: Fun wrestling antics (Possibly with Smokey)
Worst: Wrestling antics (Without Smokey + Lars)
>>90284611
Wrestling antics with Steven and Amethyst.
Lars becomes Steven's new wrestling partner.
>>90284679
Lars is Tiger's biggest fan. If Steven's going back to the wrestling scene, it'd be a shame if they don't bring up the one cute misunderstanding involving Lars and his infatuation for not-Steven
sometimes i start tearing up thinking about holly and jasper and the beauty and tragedy of their love
>>90284611
Lapithyst episode/Pearlmethyst episode/Smoky becomes the Great Saiyaman episode
Lars is the focus and doesn't learn anything again
>>90284865
I need Holly to grind her heel into Jasper's crotch and spit on her gem in the S5 finale
>>90284865
Holly x Jasper Ghengis Khan AMV when
>>90284611
Blue Thunder and Red Hot Chilli Pepper when
>>90284611
The gems in wrestling outfits
Idgaf why or how but I want Garnet in a Purple Puma outfit
>>90284865
How does it feel to know that they will literally never meet?
gimme sketches you guys want to see cleaned up a bit. Could be your own or one from a drawfag
>>90284991
They were past lovers...moron
>>90284961
>The gems in wrestling outfits
I never even thought of this and now its all I want
>>90282127
>>90283153
Sorry took me a while, i was baking bread.
Do you think Peridot ever gets creeped out by Lapis's obsession with Steven?
>>90285024
thanks!
>>90284961
Pearl and Garnet joining in would be awesome. There really aren't enough episodes of the CGs all having fun together, being friends.
Kill yourself
>>90285080
kys
>>90285025
More like jealous
>>90285025
Peridot is sad that she never gets obsessed over her like how she obsesses over Steven.
>>90285080
>>90285093
Kill yourselves
>>90285093
Wow rude
>>90285114
Jasper will fill that role, because the entire crew is very grateful for and adores Ruki-32's jaspidot art. This is their tribute
>>90285130
>>90285093
>>90285080
Let's all do it together after the finale :^)
>>90285141
Amber and Katie are the only Jaspidotfags
>>90285167
No, because there will still be new Jasper fanart made for years to come
>>90285141
>jaspidot
>>90284611
>Best case scenario for Tiger Philanthropist?
Gem focus
>Worst case scenario for Tiger Philanthropist?
Townie focus
>>90285182
I've seen Jeff whackering to Ruki-42, Rebecca too
>>90285114
If Peridot could shapeshift she would try to look like Steven to make Lapis like her this is true canon.
>>90284865
You forgot the part about your period and playing Genghis Khan on Audiosurf.
>>90285182
J O crystal*
>>90285187
>Implying anyone will remember her for that long
Your fat waifu is dead and forgettable
>>90285214
*32
Wait...Katie? How so
>>90285182
nice jasper medallion, amber
Is it wrong to be a Lapisfag?
>>90285232
Jasperfags are very loyal and obsessive...just like our waifu
>>90285263
yes
>>90285263
Better than being a Jasperfag
Careful though, your kind are prone to suicide
>>90285270
don't forget rape lovers and autistic
>>90285191
I haven't seen that image since the days I was in the /KLKG/
Good times...goooood times.
>>90285263
If you are a Lapisfag, you'll got to hell before you die.
>>90285263
Only if you delude yourself into thinking she's a good character
>>90285141
Reminder that if Jasper is redeemed it'll be
>constant beta jokes
>lapis will call steven and amy the alpha quartzes
>jasper will complain that peridot is a chad
>jasper will cry about nice gems never getting the girl
>>90283951
>>90285263
How do you feel about Peridot
>>90285314
This makes Peridot so pimpin, she's got to keep on the sunglasses
>>90285263
no
>>90285321
worse than lapis
>>90285320
Awesome, tanks Jacinth!
>>90285263
If you are a Xfag without truly liking X, then it's wrong to be an Xfag.
In this case, if you are a Lapisfag but you truly don't like Lapis, it's wrong to be a Lapisfag.
chui
Amethyst here I want to pull a prank on Lapis anyone got any funny prank ideas to pull on her?
Best4last, bitch
>>90285354
But it is impossible to like Lapis as she is in the show.
>>90285386
Shapeshift into Steven and have sex with her
Then at the end turn back into you and be all like PSYCHE
>>90285386
Fuse with Steven, and hold him captive at the bottom of the ocean.
Lapis will be so pissed, it'll be hilarious.
>>90285386
Hall of mirrors at Funland.
>>90285386
Shapeshift into Jasper and start demanding fusion. It'd be a totally epic prank bro
>>90285395
kys
>>90285386
Shapeshift into Jasper, pin her to the wall, hike her skirt up, and thentickle hertill tears prick her eyes
>Best case scenario
Steven fuses with a gem or Greg
>worst case scenario
Townie Bullshit
We'll just have to see after the leaks
>>90285386
Stick a Rose Quartz gem to the back of a mirror, then casually drop it off in front of the barn.
>expecting Tiger to be anything more than townie shit
L E L
>>90285463
Holy shit this
>>90285407
>>90285412
Jesus anons bullying Lapis is one thing but bullying Steven?
You should be ashamed on Lapis is for bully.
>>90285301
Yea because lapis' character has been completely ruined so we wallow in what she could have been. It's hell before death
>>90285386
Probably shapeshifts into Jasper and gives her a wedgie or some shit like that
>>90285386
Call Lapis on the phone while doing Steven's voice and tell her that you love dicks and it's always been your dream to get raped up the ass in your sleep.
Then Lapis will rape Steven in his sleep, and when she's doing it, blow an airhorn to wake him up so he can see what's happening.
Steven will be so scared and betrayed, and he'll want to avoid Lapis, and Lapis will have lost the one person who gave her life meaning.
She'll be super pranked.
>>90285386
Poof her and trap her gem in a magic tape recorder
>>90284081
Hey, is there a higher res of this pic? If so, I wanna try my hand at inking/coloring it.
>>90285346
No prob, Bob
>>90285436
you first zuke
>>90285386
Force her to spend an extended period of time with Pearl
>>90281837
Oh damn...
>>90285386
Have Steven heal Jasper, redeem her, and then start a romantic relationship with her.
Lapis will be super jealous.
At their wedding, switch out Steven's vow with "It's just a prank, bro."
>>90285564
That's too far, man.
Even Lapis doesn't deserve that.
>>90285386
What if you like smashed her gem with a hammer wouldn't that be funny haha
>>90285566
when will Lapis rape Jasper and Steven's son
>>90282429
Ok, cam down Greg. Keep going and there won't be a gem left un-murdercocked.
>>90285592
As soon as Jasper and Steven have a son.
>>90285529
Can't find it.
Somewhere in a Garnet porn folder on some site I found. Pack 3.
>>90285617
Hybrid or milky quartz gemling?
>>90285386
Kiss Steven in front of Lapis.
Do tongue with Steven in front of Lapis.
Have him sucking your cock in front of Lapis.
Fuck him in the ass in front of Lapis.
the only thing zuke does right now is amethyst
prove me wrong
pro tip you can't
>>90285642
I mean. Yeah. True.
>>90285642
Zuke does nothing right
>>90285386
Fuse as Smoky Quartz, then go to Lapis and scream for help and that you've trapped Steven inside the fusion. Make sure you fight back with all that you have, then unfuse and exclaim it was a prank.
>>90285642
yeah I love it when Amethyst gets flanderized into a one-note dumbasses haha
>>90285666
thanks for confirming satan
THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWN
NEW THREAD
>>90285681
>>90285681
>>90285681
>>90285628
Both.
Steven will jizz a grain of pink sand into Jasper's vagina, which will fuse with her grain of orange sand.
The two will grow because of Steven's human cells, and eventually, a full sized Milky Quartz gem will pop out of Jasper's vagina.
This was Rose's plan for Steven. To create a substitute for kindergartens so Homeworld wouldn't need to colonize so many planets anymore.
>>90285710
What about Peridot?
>>90286106
She already ditched us in her escape pod.