Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated

>he puts hos before bros

>>90166912
>Canadians
>
Also if this bothered you do not watch "A Boy and His Dog"

>>90166912
>What kind of a retard chooses a loyal friend over a control freak?

>>90166912
It's not even like he really had to chose, him and Scooby spent literally every day of their lives together. Velma asking for a date every now and again wasn't unreasonable and it's not like she ever asked him to stop spending time with Scooby altogether.

>>90166912
He had already lost when it got to that point.

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She was trying to control and change everything about him, even hounding him about his eating habits. Velma didn't even try to befriend Scooby, she just wanted him out of the picture completely.

I'm a homo, but I still don't know why you'd want to be stuck with a girl who wants to change you for their own satisfaction and get rid of your best friend(s). Is pussy that good?

Never saw this series. Did it really fall into a teen drama?

>>90166912
She is not thicc. She is THIN

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>>90167316
>is pussy that good?

>>90166912
Dude, at this point, him and Scoob had been buttbuddies for like 3 or more years

>>90167504
Seriously, check that "Rich, ret aray rom ry Raggy" deathglare.

>>90167057
It's a dog.

A dog is not a 'bro', no matter how much you like it.

I would have sold it, since scooby is legally a pet. Could have made at least a couple hundred grand if you sold him to scientists to research how it talks and shit.

>>90166912
Shaggy and Scoob are homies. Their ties are unbreakable. Besides, it was kids' show, on the verge of porn, but still. Kids' show.

>>90167363
For the first half of the first season, it was. Then the actual plot starts going and the teen melodrama is greatly reduced.

>>90167316
At the same time Shaggy's habits were objectively shit.

Though it's Velma's fault for dating a loser in the first place tbqh

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>>90167504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3haLKkffD4

A dog is better than your waifu, cry about it.

>>90167994
be very careful now

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>>90166912
Something people are forgetting was that it was literally fate or whatever. The same relationship troubles were hinted to have happened in the other mystery groups for centuries didn't it?

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>>90167994
>Dog that eats as much food as you do
>Dog that is a terrible guard dog
>Dog that would rather run in fear than defend you

Why choose the inferior option?

>>90168245
Did Mr. E want to fuck the parrot?

>>90168245
Not exactly
Mr Peaches for example was the pet of the Fred of his team and when the ape died he broke up the team
Similarly the Velma of that team was also affiliated with Prof. Pericles

>>90168264
velma is just a meme character
they should call her
velmeme

>>90167363
No, it has teen melodrama and falls into cthulhu ancient prophecy drama

>>90166912

Then introducing a lesbian.

Which we never talk about her again. Just like scooby CHING CHONG cousin.

>>90168264
She was a bitch though.

>>90168512
Oh. But it was still unavoidable in a way. Discourse was inevitable until they fixed things.

>>90168421
No, they all got greedy over the treasure. He originally wanted to fuck Angel, though.

>>90167172
She kinda did, she also tried to change literally every aspect of Shaggy's personality

His clothes, his hair, his diet, his way of speaking, and his opinions

>>90166912
It's a good thing that I'm a dog lover.
Shaggy was a faggot furry to begin with.

Scooby has all the good week hook-ups.

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>>90166912
>a woman demands you to choose between her and your dog
Controlling whore, cut her out.

>>90166912
>What kind of retard chooses a dog over a thicc qt?
Shaggy

>>90166912
A dog lover, lucky for you.

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>Lucky for you I'm a dog lover.

>>90170245
>>90170224
>>90169925
>implying

No. He was only a stoner.

>>90169458
No.

She wanted to improve his quality of life.

He was (and currently is) a slacker stoner.

>>90171949
She wanted him to wear skinny jeans. Nowhere in the multiverse is that an improvement of life.

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>>90166912
She deserves better.

>>90167800
A talking dog that pigs out with you and shares your cowardice and has your back when you need it vs pussy. Pussy is all the fucking same unless you care about who you're fucking wet is wet and it doesn't matter.

>>90166912
more proof that thicc doesnt have an actual meaning

>>90173357
>Wanting a lesbian that smells like hotdog water

Scooby is a sapient talking dog. He's not JUST a dog, he's essentially Shaggy's best friend. Any woman that makes you give up your best friend is a cunt.

>>90176688

Scooby is a descended from gods, one of the old blood.

He is born of the blood, made to speak by the blood, undone by the blood, his eyes have yet to open.

>>90166912
She's not even thick. Just dumpy and wears a concealing sweater.

>>90176642
I just want her to be with someone who actually WANTS to be with her.

>>90167830
This.

She's smart, quick witted, and clever.

She could do so much better then a man who eats dog treats

>>90176642
>not shipping two nerdy girls

Are you gay?

>Date girl
>She starts making controlling demands
>Feel like a doormat but care about her, do what she says
>Realize she's gay and doesn't realize it
>She didn't know how to process, she's been subconsciously trying to sabotage the relationship
>Don't want to hurt her, but realize the best thing I can do for her is break up with her so she can move on
>Do it in a way so I look like the bad guy so it can be a clean break
>She immediately gets super gay
>Happy for her, mission accomplished

He chose the dog because he loved her

>>90166912
this whole plot kinda killed my enjoyment of MI since it made all three of them into unlikable assholes, really hope another SD series gives Shaggy/Velma a proper shot

>>90166912
If only Scooby was a cat..

>>90180608
Cause either way, he gets pussy.

>>90180467
fucking this.

There is no way Velma liked Shaggy, she just liked the idea of controlling him, probably because she was trying really hard to control something because she was mentally in turmoil over lesbians. Shaggy did the bro move and just stepped aside and let her crazy run out of steam.

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>>90178030
"Me. Me, dammit."

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>>90166912
>What kind of retard chooses a dog over a thicc qt?
A zoophile.

Trivia: Dogs are more loyal than women.

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What kind of retard chooses a woman over traps?

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>>90168245
>that team that consisted of four chicks and a bull

Seriously, that team was lewd as fuck.

Velma is shit tho

>"Lucky for you, I'm a dog-lover!"

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>>90166912
Never trust a man who puts a pussy before his dogs.

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>>90182849
I see nothing lewd here.

>>90182974
Dibs on the brown girl.

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You can always make due with an ass.

>>90167316
It's more about oral, imo

A good blowjob is a life-changing experience.

>>90166912
MI Velma was a nagging bitch, Shaggy made the right choice.

>>90182974
>that face

YOU JUST KNOW

>>90178030
Don't worry, she is. With DEATH.

>>90183107
she's still alive after Made in Heaven reset the universe.

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>>90183012
>bull with loads of chicks just looks smug as fuck
>donkey with loads of monks looks disconcerted and like he's trying to see what they're doing behind him

>>90168264
Until you gave him a Scooby Snax. Then that motherfucker was God.

There is nothing to feed Velma to keep her from being annoying. Not even dick, apparently, because she's a cannon lesbian now or something.

>>90183012
>literally a donkey show

>>90166912
bros before hoes

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>>90183230
I wonder why the animals are always the first to go mad....

To this day I don't understand how people can find Velma attractive. You can point to all the big titted sexy fanart you want but in basically every show she was a frumpy dowdy bore

>>90167316
Not only that, but eventually she's just going to dump him after she starts wondering why he's nothing like he was when they first started dating.

>>90183662
It started out with a healthy dose of pure contrarianism because Daphne was obviously supposed to be the attractive one, but then everyone jumped on the bandwagon and so now it's the mainstream choice to the point where you can hardly find someone who prefers Daphne.

>>90167800

It's a cartoon and the dog can talk you fucking mong

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>>90167800
>A dog is not a 'bro', no matter how much you like it.

Fuck you a dog's not a bro.

>>90169837
Should have defeated her with the power of his dick.
Change her diet with it while he's at it.

>>90183755
One of my favorite episodes of futurama

>>90167057
Why the fuck do you need priorities in that matter?
Honestly if Shaggy wasn't so fucking retarded in that matter he could have got both.

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>>90183012
Shaggy is one hat away from becoming the Great Wizzard.

>>90184612
>both always scared and running away
>Shaggy has Scooby, Rincewind has the luggage

Well now I feel stupid for never seeing it.

>>90183662
She's a short cute busty intelligent waifu. She cannon has humongous tats for her size and an oversized sweater since she's only 95lbs.

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>>90183255
>cannon lesbian
>>90184856
>cannon
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/wsg/image/1472/61/1472619283121.webm

>/co/ only likes Velma because of "thicc"
I swear /co/ has the lowest of standards on this site

>>90166912
Scooby has the tighter and more fuckable anus. I'm sure he gives better head too with that magnificent dog tongue.

>thicc
Stop using words and terms you don't know the meaning of OP. People are using "thicc" to refer to any girl they like now and it's getting retarded.

>>90185654
No that's still /tv/.

>>90185654
You are kidding yourself if you think people only liked Velma with the advent of a shitty meme word. People on 4chan have liked her for a long time.

Shaggy and Scooby-Doo chase pussy together or Scooby gets along with shaggy's girl in every other show and movie but this. Velma isn't usually this pushy either. I get the whole destiny thing but it came off so forced it was hard to enjoy remembering Scooby-Doo usually doesn't act this jealous.

>>90185724
>You are kidding yourself if you think people only liked Velma with the advent of a shitty meme word.
Outside of /co/ maybe bu /co/ really is that shallow. Just compare to Velma to /co/lette both nerdy type girls who wear glasses and are "healthy"

>>90185966
No no no, you misunderstand, I am not talking about how shallow /co/ may or may not be, I am talking about someone pretending people on /co/ only liked Velma with the advent of a buzzword/s which no longer have meaning.

>>90185654
>implying thicc hasn't always been a meme

>>90183609
>A skunk
>Mexico themed team

I dont get it.

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>>90167800
If you don't think dogs are bros
you will never know what a bro is

>>90183255
Since when is she a lesbian?

>>90187531
they stink

>>90166912
your dog is a lot less likely to start fucking your best friend. just saying.

>>90187570
How about you watch Mystery Inc before coming into a Mystery Inc thread asking stupid questions.

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>>90166912
Why were all three of them idiots? Why does Scooby have such a problem sharing Shaggy with a girl when this has never been a problem before? Why doesn't Shaggy get his shit together and realize he can have both a girlfriend and a dog? Why is Velma so threatened by a goddamn dog?

>>90166912
>Shaggy chooses Scoob
>Scoob then chooses alien
Worst dog

>>90167800
>selling your dog just so you can get your dick wet
Wow, you sound like a complete asshole.

>>90187698
>said girl also spends like 95% of her time also with Scooby and Shaggy
>literally nothing about the group dynamic changes

>>90182844
traps are shit

>>90185654
>>90185966
Velma isn't thicc tho. She's short and has a big bust. She's built more like Hestia from Dungeon if we're talking what she's legitimately been designed as. A lot of the stuff you see posted with her being thicc is extremely off model.

>>90166912
Someone who knows the GF meme is bullshit and if she won't let you just hit and split she's not worth your time

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>>90167800
Dogs won't stab you in the back. A dog will be with you at your best and at your worst. A dog doesn't care if you have a big circle of friends or connects or if you know someone with a way of getting you a cushy job. A dog will protect you from anything threatening your life. A dog will sit by you as you breathe your last breaths, and still wait for you to 'wake' up.

But fuck true companionship, right? Throw that all away for dem thiqq gurls, mirite?

>>90167057
Scooby wasn't exactly being a bro though, seeing as he was being "that guy" who whines because his friend knows other people. Scooby was acting like his mother a.k.a. A bitch, and I'm still annoyed that nobody fucking called him out on it.

Shit, it wasn't even like Velma was some stranger. Scooby was just constantly trying to screw things up for two of his four friends because he wanted attention.

Fuck Scooby.

>>90182844
Kek.

Someone who's into bestiality.

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>>90174459

>A dog is better than a loving relationship with another human being

Anon, some of us prefer the company of humans.

Not to mention Scooby is 7 years old. He'll be dead in at most 8 years. It's best to invest in a relationship that will last your whole life than in a relationship that has less than a decade left, at most.

Also a coward dog? Why would you want that? Get a dog that will risk his life for you, not one that hides at the smallest hint of danger.

>>90183734

It's still a dog. It will die in like, 8 years.

>>90183755
>>90187561

Dogs are good pets. They're loyal, unselfish, willing to defend you, and fun to have around. Scooby is not loyal (since he has somewhat human intelligence, he has been shown to be selfish), he's a coward, and will not defend you against threats, and the only thing that he does is eat.

>>90187753
>Implying that's not the best decision
>Implying studying how a dog has near human intelligence isn't for the better of mankind
>Implying this wont help advance human knowledge and our understanding of life

Anon, it's a dog. Get over it.

>>90188725
>Dogs won't stab you in the back

Scooby consciously tried to break Velma and Shaggy up.

>A dog will be with you at your best and at your worst

Scooby tried to keep shaggy to himself due to not wanting to share his best friend. How is that a good thing?

>A dog doesn't care if you have a big circle of friends or connects or if you know someone with a way of getting you a cushy job

This dog tried to shrink his opportunities, though.

>A dog will protect you from anything threatening your life.

We're still talking about the same dog, aren't we? Scooby runs at the first opportunitiy. He is a terrible guard dog, and would leave you to die if he thought he would get hurt.

>A dog will sit by you as you breathe your last breaths, and still wait for you to 'wake' up.

Scooby is 7. He, at most, has 8 year left to live. He's not going to live that long.

>Talking dog >>>>>> some girl
It's not that hard

>>90167057
He's not a bro when he cockblocks a cutie girl from getting with you bevause he wants you all for himself.

As a matter in fact that's gay.

>>90190088
>Lucky for you I'm a dog lover

>>90189479
Haha, wow. There is no hope for you.

See that? No matter how bad it gets, you can be glad you're not that.

>>90189479
Studies have shown that people trust dog owners more, so it only makes sense that people wouldn't trust someone who would throw one away so easily. If a person is willing to get rid of a dog for a chance with a girl, than how do you know they won't treat other people similarly? It's a sign of poor character.

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>>90190088
>As a matter in fact that's gay.
Maybe one of these years I'll get a gayShaggy or at least bisexual in something official.

Velma was the lucky one. Shaggy is perfect.

>>90189479
>It's still a dog. It will die in like, 8 years.
And a woman will drain your resources in eight days.

>>90184612
fuck.

>>90187750
Scooby is a terrible friend.

Scooby Doo felt pointless most of the time in Mystery Inc. All he really does is repeat things other characters have already said and laugh.

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>>90166912
>Scooby
-Saved Shaggy's life time and again
-Has been his closest friend for years
-Is objectively the world's most intelligent dog

>Velma
>Endangers Shaggy by forcing him on mysteries every week
-Only wants to go out with Shaggy because she's jealous of Daphne getting close to Fred
>Believes herself to be the smartest girl in school and will let you know that every chance she gets

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Hot Dog Water was stacked.

>>90166912
Velma was a complete bitch in mystery incorporated if it was Daphne then maybe I'd agree with you.

>>90189479
>will abandon you
Scooby protected shaggy from a ghost bear that he thought was real.

The only version of scooby that wouldn't do the same is that one from the new show.

>>90166912
Anyone smart enough to realize that a girl trying to control you via ultimatum needs to be let loose right away?

Marijuana is know to cause brain damage, so it's not surprising that he acts like an idiot.

Shaggy's voice actor is so fucking bad in this. I have never really been a voice acting snob but this is the first time a voice actor in an actual professional TV cartoon has ruined my immersion.

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>>90166912

>>90185657
Professor Layton VS Mystery Inc

>>90185675
Furry kys

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>>90185577
That would make a fantastic mythbusters episode.

>>90197274
Does someone have a sore little buttom hole?

>>90197298
Didn't they already do that before?

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>>90183809
>Velma adopts Shaggy's diet
>she doesn't have his metabolism

>>90183809
>>90198641
It's the fear that helps. With all the shaking, running, and hiding they do they're burning tons of calories

>>90199960
Shaggy is above Olympic athlete levels of human abilities. Great Danes can run at 30 mph and Shaggy can keep pace with Scooby running at full speed.

>>90166912
Nobody, male or female, is worth having at the cost of someone or something you love.

>>90200147
Man that's how addicts think.

>>90200464
Well why are you dating an addict in the first place?

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>>90166912
Shaggy was holding out for best girl.

>>90195777
He looks remarkably similar

>>90189479
>It's still a dog. It will die in like, 8 years.
He's descended from ancient alien gods. DYEWTS?

>>90202638
context?

>>90204201
Mindfuckery. Daphne thinks he's Fred, and so does he.

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>>90184612
Reminder that in the Kiss movie Shaggy and Skooks mastered the magic art of firebreathing. They also wielded an ancient samurai sword once and preformed magic through the power of music in that ska episode of Mystery Inc. Shaggy is already a wizard.

>>90204201
They were high.

The smoke from the wood burning in the fireplace caused them to have hallucinations.

>>90190505
who would you ship him with? Fred is straight and likes Daphne. Would you introduce a new male guy for the gang?

>>90203774
His DNA is diluted.

Hes mostly dog.

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>>90205250
As long as they make it apparent that he swings both ways in a future series, I'll be satisfied. They don't need to set up a relationship. Likelihood is very low, but this franchise isn't ending anytime soon.

It's not that big of a deal, but I'd like to be without the thought that my cartoon husbando would reject me due to him being straight. It messes with my escapism.

>>90204463
>And so did he
So Shaggy's gay?
And did they fug?

What did you guys like and dislike about Mystery Inc?

>>90205980
No, Shaggy also thought he was Fred.

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>>90205250
I don't know about that, considering how much Fred likes traps.

>>90205983
Liked
It had a good, series long overarching plot.
Actually did something with Daphne's character
All the refernces to shit like Lovecraft and Twin Peaks
Velma hooked up with a QT lesbian

Disliked
Said lesbian died

>>90205983
Liked
>visual direction
>how crazy things got towards the ending
>mostly all side characters were interesting and enjoyable

Disliked
>constant relationship drama within the gang
>hardly seemed like the mystery gang liked each other, but kind of just put up with each other
>how all their relationships they formed with people outside of their mystery gang disappeared at the ending and they just accepted it

>>90206192
>Said lesbian died

To be fair, so did literally everyone else besides Fred, Daphne, Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, and Mr. E

>>90206281
Mr. E died, he was one of the first eaten by Nibiru.

>>90206281
Yeah, but they werent riddled to death by machine guns to save their "friends"

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>shaggy, you are being having of choose between friend and lover
>do you take loyal talking dog that you have known for many years and shares all of your interess?
>or do you take evil woman who wants to change you and can leave you at any moment?

All y'all scoobyfags are acting like she is demanding that shaggy have him put down when it's more like "publicly acknowledge that we are dating, and spend some time with me alone."

>>90206672
Considering that she already tried to change Shaggy's dress style, his speech patterns, and his eating habits, making him get rid of Scooby probably would've been the next logical step if the whole Nibiru thing didn't make it impossible.

>>90206731
I don't get that part. The reason she got attracted to him in the first place was how her normally was/acted. Wanting to change that much about the person would make them a completely different person and not at all like the person you originally liked.

>>90206853
She wanted him to have higher potential.

She still liked him, but wanted him to also be able to one day get a decent job and not embarrass any child they might have.

And if you look, act, and sound like a stoner, the best job you'll ever get is minimum wage.

>>90206905
Shaggy is literally rich though. Both him and Scooby are from rich families. He never has to work and is probably where the gang get the money to go all over the world and solve mysteries.

>>90166912
Dog is practically his brother.

Velma would probably dump him after she finds someone better.

>>90207092
I thought Daphne was the rich kid of the group.

>>90205930
Shaggy should be foodosexual. Nothing else.

>>90206526
At least they didn't make it seem like he chose wrong. Velma was a harpy the whole time they were dating.

>>90206526
>implying he doesn't also make love to scooby

a dog has needs

>>90205983
I liked that it had a plot.

Disliked how it went about implementing that plot

>>90207161
Daphne's family is nouveau riche, that's why she focuses so much on acting and looking right. It's the classic nouveau riche preoccupation with trying to achieve class by superficial outwards means, whereas old rich families do whatever the fuck they want safe in the knowledge that nobody can slander their pedigree. Shaggy and Scooby have rich ancestors that go back to the founding of America or earlier, so they don't feel any need to prove themselves to anyone.

>>90198641
Someone fucking write this or draw this, I don't give a fuck.

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>>90166912
>What kind of retard chooses a dog over a thicc qt?

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>>90185920
This isn't the only time Scooby turned into a salty bitch because Shaggy was getting some and he wasn't

>>90190114
i'm just glad that he's in there and we're out here and that he's the sheriff

>>90191588
But for Shaggy, a reliable lay. Counts for more than you know.

>A controlling woman who wants you to abandon the creature you basically promised to take care of for it's entire life OR the loyal friend who will always be at your side through thick and thin.

If a girl asked me to get rid of my dog over her she's fucking gone

>>90208073
shaggy has had flings and interest in women for years. he's not jughead

>>90214074
>If a girl
sleep unconcerned, anon

>>90166912
>thicc qt
Just because she's drawn with ridiculous proportions in fan art doesn't mean she's ever been curvy.

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>>90166912
Having to choose between either at all is fucking dumb.

He's a DOG. He does dog things. Just give the nigga some Scooby Snax and pet him and it's a done deal.

Why is Velma being a fucking bitch despite the fact that she's supposed to be the level-headed smart one? Why is she attracted to Shaggy out of literally all the people in the fucking universe? Why does anyone think Mystery Incorporated is a good show? Why does anyone like forced drama?

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>>90217266
>He's a DOG. He does dog things. Just give the nigga some Scooby Snax and pet him and it's a done deal.
Nigga, he's not just a dog.

>Why is she attracted to Shaggy out of literally all the people in the fucking universe?
Who isn't? Also because of long exposure with a mixture of jealousy.

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>>90215161
Good shit, Anon.

>>90167800
>Being this thirsty for pussy that you'd trade friendship

>>90219189
Friendship never last compare to love

>>90189479
actually since he's a great dane he'd be lucky if he lives another 2 or 3 years even.

doesn't make you not full of shit tho.

>>90219476
a good friendship is love you fuck.
if you don't love your friends you aren't really their friend

>>90219476
You only think that because society has brainwashed you into believing pussy is the end-all-be-all. It was adaptive for reproduction but it doesn't matter in modern times.

>>90219189
friendship isn't as important as love.

>>90166912
>picking a fat annoying bitch who will eventually leave you over someone who's practically your family

just buy a hooker if you want sex that badly

>>90216981
>>90217045
>>90217078
She's always been thicc. See the above.

>>90205983
>Liked
The plot and that it had the balls to stick to some of its crazier parts. Thread related -- that time when Velma seriously considered letting Scooby drop over the edge, or when Daphne thought Fred was going to brain her during the Saw rip-off. At times, I think some of this was deliberate: carefully avoiding all the deaths on screen in the crazy last episodes just to hit us with a giant tentacle demon swallowing people hole is a classic bait and switch.

Characterisations, namely giving something great to Fred and a bit with Daphne. Scooby, Shaggy and Velma aren't fundamentally altered but the depth is nice. The additions to the cast are enjoyable as well.

The Lore/Cthulian mythos. The cyclicity of events and people is great at giving a "this is fated" feel to things, and the explanations for some of the more baffling bits of Scooby Doo -- 'Why can Scooby speak?' & 'Why is everybody so determined to dress up as a spooky ghost?' -- are welcome even if unneeded.

Changing ranks and power-structures of villains. I really liked how fluid things were with this, with Mr E noticeably going from a secret benefactor, to a sub-villain, to a beaten slave, to a hero. I really liked how, morally, the guy who stole a kid and raised him as his own ends up as less of a dick than the parents.

>Dislike
The ending. As much as I try and justify it as "It's not quite power of friendship", it's as close to it as you can reasonably get. Using the Mcguffin would also be a let-down, yeah, but the replacement isn't any better.

Character growth: I can't really point at the main characters near the end of the story and say they're fundamentally changed from how they were at the beginning.

>>90192775
To bad she was gay.

>>90189479
Found the sociopath

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>Shaggy's perfect girl friend will never be back again

>>90225018
Prove me wrong.

Pro Tip: you cant

>>90219476
>>90222130
>>>/r9k/catalog is that way you losers, there's nothing more i hate than fags like you

>>90166912
the same kind of retard that made this show

>>90229467
Wouldn't /r9k/ be the ones complaining about women and how we're better off without them?

>>90204620
>Him and scooby, with all those super powers, could defeat any creature or monster they meet
>Still runs like a bitch

>>90229467
Some hate women some are really really thirsty

>>90232592
This is known in english as Cowardice.

>>90232592
>>90233819
Cowardice is the only thing keeping the world safe from him
without it he turns into this motherfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLVnx9R7LrA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6SPVQgJv4c

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>>90223859
>Character growth: I can't really point at the main characters near the end of the story and say they're fundamentally changed from how they were at the beginning.

Velma got to be more open minded and less skeptical. I also don't see being as much of a bitch as she was when the show started.

Fred also learned to prioritize his friends, especially Daphne, a lot more, and to not worry about living up to the standards of any parent figure.

Scooby didn't learn shit, but I don't really expect him to have a character arc.

Shaggy and Daphne were the ones that didn't have much of an arc. If they had made Miskatonic University, I would've liked to see them getting some real focus.

>>90217266
Scooby canonly tried to break them apart

>>90226717
She's way better than Velma

>>90185577
This makes my dick happy.

>>90166912
Being a kid is thinking shaggy is a fag
Being an adult is regretting to not having made the choice he made, when I was faced with a similar situation.

>>90167316
as a heterosexual male who had a ton of pussy
No
It isn't at all
A great frendship is better than the best pussy out there.

>>90166912
You mean the thirst trap that moved on to hotdog water?

>>90166912
To be fair, Velma's sister have more cheesecake to offer. And she spilled spaghetti hard and furiously on Shaggy.

>>90178030
She's not real....

>>90167800
>A dog is not a 'bro'
Dog's are the only living things that will give me genuine companionship in my life.
that's pretty bro status to me

>>90167111
You should read it though.

A boy loves his dog.