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>>90133980
Jasper is best gem
>>90133980
>When you scam people out of $80,000 on Kickstarter and then draw gem fanart instead of giving rewards or making the comic they funded.
This is Garnet
lapiven
Would you impregnate Ruby?
Pearl = Cat thing
>>90134031
If only to become Murdercock
It's a Ronaldo episode.
>>90133980
>>90134000
Are you talking about that jasperfag artist?
Reminder that white males are the enemy
>>90134031
This is hilarious
First for giving Steven parental issues
>>90134031
Of course
>>90134072
>Implying that's a bad thing
Ronaldo episodes are GOAT
>>90134104
shut up Ronaldo!
>>90134094
>going for his dad when she can go for him directly
>>90134017
Holy, they actually have boobs?!
>>90134031
Technically yes.
>>90134147
Yep and thats a Sugar sketch, word of God shit
>>90134068
>>90134147
Boobers
>>90134147
i recognize that pic
is that taka nova?
>>90134031
>having sex with a tomboyish gem that looks like an inner city black kid from a 1970s sitcom
Newp.
>>90134214
Tbh I'd have sex with anything
>>90134147
>>90134097
>>90134069
A good decision
>>90134132
Pearl x Steven is too pure for this world, its what Rose would have wanted.
>Poil will never get to fawn over concept art Jasper
she big :(
>>90133980
Any of you looking forward to the new episode. The two-minute snippet may have killed my hopes for it; Steven acting so sanctimoniously just feels kind of off.
>>90134239
Rose wants Pearl to be an eternal cuck, she laughed about it while she was having sex with many, many men
>>90134167
Don't tempt me anon.
I'll get as badly cucked as Jaimie did.
>>90134199
I like the rouge boobs, not the man boobs.
>>90134207
Mata nui's mask, matoro died to save his god and his universe (both of which are mata nui).
>>90134237
That's one out of three, now show me the rest.
>>90134198
>>90134068
made for eachother
>>90134237
Only Sapphire.
>>90134243
concept art jasper, you say?
>>90134262
Steven wants her to be happy though, and he is happiest with her.
Hello
Gems should buy a hat from the overpriced Disney store
>>90134252
Could erosion seriously damage a gem?
>>90134252
I enjoy Ronaldo episodes so I'm still somewhat optimistic, this is probably going to be a make or break episode for me though. It needs to be good or I am done with this show. Not even amazing, it just needs to be a solid 6.
>>90134287
I say concept art Jasper
>>90134293
Lapivens should kill themselves
>>90134301
I imagine polishing them would pleasure them.
So... yes?
>>90134054
It's not even funny.
>>90134335
Zuke fuck off
>>90134291
go away,lapis
i'm watching anime
>>90134293
Lapivens should lead happy, fulfilling lives
>>90134324
lmfaooooo where did you get those?
I hope the Freaks are paying attention, this is how Sugar sees your fat waifu
>>90134367
Oh SHIT someone colored it!
>>90134375
>I hope the Freaks are paying attention, this is how Sugar sees your fat waifu
No this is how Sugar sees Jasper. She cute.
>Video title wasn't Something Entirely Nightcore
I feel less because of it
>>90134375
They're super early concepts by Colin Howard, actually! These are Sugar's concepts for her.
>>90134335
>>90134372
I'm not a lapiven.
>>90134353
I also like the idea that they can get drunk/high from shining lasers into their gems
>>90134288
They might be happy together most of the time, but the long nights are what'll kill them, slowly.
They'll be in bed, together, side-by-side, looking up at the roof, and wondering.
Wondering if they're good for each other. Wondering if they should break up.
>>90134402
>no one asked for Jasper
But Rebecca did.
>>90134367
This is adorable
>>90134018
canon
>>90134402
>No one asked for Jasper
>>90134446
And then she got rid of her.
>>90134402
>no one asked for Jasper
every time
>>90134437
>TIHS GNICKUF YLOH
I've read that comic too, it was funny.
>>90134293
i'd rather watch filler with the gems going to a theme park than rocknaldo, sugar has awful priorities with this show
I want to hatefuck the smug off of Yellow Pearl's face
>>90134506
>>90134402
>>90134401
Yeah, I finally got around to it last night when this place turned into a gigantic shithole.
Would Lapis teach Steven how to go diving?
>>90126858
Can mods delete archived posts? This is making me extremely triggered.
>>90134532
>she said she wouldn't draw spoilers
>didn't draw Jasper with the group
>ignored all Jasper requests
NEVER COMING BACK, GUYS!
>>90134532
... pic unrelated?
I guess turning Ronaldo into an MRA stereoype is better than ruining any of the better male characters.
Ronaldo was already ruined from the start.
>>90134592
Yeah, that'd be a cute episode.
>>90134600
>>90134600
oh god. why
yay or nay?
>Jasper will never come back
>Jasper will never come back and also be an asshole
>>90134643
CG Ruby is worst Ruby
>Ronaldo's entire gimmick is that he's a conspiracy theorist who's somehow always right
>is a racist MRA
What are you implying here, Zuke?
>>90134000
wait what, details?
>>90134592
>no episode about the gems getting driver's licenses
>ever
i'm triggered
Does anyone know if a SU porn flash has been done recently?
>>90134634
stop
>>90134592
That's retarded, why would she even know how to drive? If anything Pearl or Amethyst would be the ones to do that. Stupid fucking Lapiven.
>tfw Jasper will never have a rematch, fighting all of the Crystal Gems' fusions she's lost toand Rainbow Quartz
>>90134355
Jasper nao
>>90134655
THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY CITIZENS, ANON!!
>>90134643
If she'd let me.
>>90134655
Steven Universe Super When?
>>90134682
A-anon, it's diving. Not driving.
>>90134652
Objectively wrong.
who is the absolute mad(wo)man of the crewniverse?
>>90134733
*objectively correct
>>90134743
Rebecca, undoubtedly.
>>90134674
Never :^)
>>90134713
hopefully never
Saint Steven tho, hopefully soon
both shows are already very similar, they are gay as fuck
SLUT
>>90134653
So, which gem is the man hater who's putting chemicals in the water?
"They hate men" could just be a shot at people who thought Pearl hated men. Calm down, guys.
>>90134746
Wrong.
>>90134104
This guy understands comedy
>>90134005
Where does Gnome-no post stuff now.
>>90134820
You are, but that's nothing new.
>>90134743
>i have this idea for a show
>i have my own beatiful character designs
>i have planned every detail of it
>j/k lol boarders can do whatever the fuck they want
>what was that zuke? lapidot? sure knock yourself out you fat whore
can you name her?
When was the last time Lion appeared?
What kind of music do the gems listen to?
>>90134592
She'll take him diving in the episode where they retrieve the limb enhancers.
>>90134104
>>90134821
Too bad it's a fucking Zuke episode with a thinly veiled allegory for racism.
>>90134824
gnome-no.soup.io
>>90134746
extremely wrong
>>90134844
My opinion is always right, you're the one in the wrong.inb4 takes it seriously
>>90134855
Kill yourself, lapidirt.
>>90134855
Post Hardcore and Emo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kaMiIaT-sg
>>90134855
>music
>Gems
>>90134855
>Pearl - Classical/Symphonic
>Amethyst - Punk Rock
>Garnet - Funk and Disco
>Jasper - Power Metal andHair Metal>Peridot - EDM and Chiptune
>Lapis -Just Reads the Sheet music without actually playing anything
>>90134855
hard rock ;^^^^)
>>90134688
This took me nearly 10 minutes to make, and represents a character with a body type other than skinny with no tits, so I wouldn't consider it to be in the Blushmallet spirit, but here you go.
>>90134883
Oh, it's back again. Nice
>>90134950
BM has done Jasper a few times.
>>90134883
Only one new thing? Thats sad.
>>90134876
Now that's an idea for a GOAT episode if I ever heard one.
>>90134810
All Gems but the Crystal Gems are man haters, since they hate anything that's not a Gem, and Gems are all women.
Lapis and Peridot have undoubtedly put some sorts of autistic chemicals in the water as part of a new meepmorp.
>>90134950
lmao
spot the differences
Lapis and Peridot will fuse into an anime reference.
Chubby Gems?
>>90135063
I love Mercury.
>>90134849
Rebecca has been a pretty good sport about her brainchild being raped.
She not only doesn't mind, but she actively encourages them to rape it.
>>90134931
Okay let's see if I nailed this:
>Pearl - Pavarotti
>Amethyst - Offspring,Bad Religion
>Garnet - MARRS (Pump Up The Volume)
>Jasper -Dragonforce?
>Peridot - YMCK orliterally the ZX Spectrum loading sound
>Lapis -Verbose nutshek
>Steven -?
>>90134849
But didn't Zuke get fired.
>>90135029
>jasper will never bully you during sex, and then show you pity after you cum.
kill me.
>>90135005
I'm expecting it to happen that way at some pointby the time S8 rolls around.Or they'll just offscreen it all as this show is wont to do.
>>90135029
Oh, I know, that one has a helmet.
>>90135102
too little too late
>>90135063
>Lapis controls water
>Peridot controls metal
>their fusion is Sailor Mercury
>Mercury is a liquid metal
>>90135123
Eh I disagree.
>>90135110
If Peridot just shows up one episode with her now-soggy limb enhancers back and nobody acknowledges it or mentions it, I would laugh so fucking hard.
>>90135029
I love how I was semi-joking, but it ended up being so disturbingly accurate anyway.
>>90133980
what the fuck is /SUG/
>>90135063
had doubts, but >>90135126 vanished them.
>>90135166
This fucking dick nigga.
>>90135166
steven universe general
>>90135166
a poliwog
>>90134950
Thanks
>>90135191
Stop posting that window-licking fag.
>>90135147
well zuke might not be the only reason for su's drop in quality, but the crew should have improved way earlier to avoid the whole townie debacle
>>90135063
It fits them.
Rate each gem's attractiveness on a scale of 0 to 10
>>90135126
I don't know if I love it or if I hate it.
>>90135097
That's pretty solid. I'd personally show the gems:
>Pearl - Holst
>Amethyst - Offspring as well
>Garnet - Earth, Wind, and Fire
>Jasper -Stratovarius
>Peridot -Eurobeat
>Lapis -Smooth Jazz
>Steven - All of them
>>90135103
feels bad
Are these official? They're hilarious.
>Pearl's pose
>>90135063
This show is full of anime "references", so probably.
>>90135236
>Steven
10/10
>>90135214
*Smacks Sadie*
AYO HOL UP
*Steals from the till*
YOUS SAYIN
*Calls steven a girl*
WE SOME SORTA
*Gets raped*
TOWNIE SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*Has 5 more episodes focused on him*
>>90135075
Chubby gems.
>>90135236
Jasper
>10
>>90135236
Sapphire is a 1000/1000
>>90135236
>pearl 10/10
>amethyst 10/10
>garnet 10/10
>lapis 10/10
>peridot 10/10
>jasper 10/10
>blue diamond 10/10
>yellow diamond 10/10
>rose quartz 7/10
>>90135063
>>90135126
Oh shit nigga!
>>90135273
>>90135287
>>90135291
Figures the shitposting faggots would come out of the woodwork first.
>>90135265
>dont mind me just taking a dump real quick
>>90135316
t. Shitposting faggot.
>>90135283
>*Gets raped*
Lost it.
Would Rose fuck a Greg/Pearl fusion?
>>90135316
Wow buddy you got a problem?
>>90135320
>Keep your stance wide
>Keep your body lowered
>>90135166
A mistake
>>90135063
Did we ever make this connection before? Because fuck it seems too obvious now
>>90135287
Sometimes Jasper is a 10/10 and other times she's a "she's my Gem ma, I'll do it" levels of disgusting
>>90135236
>Pearl: 7/10
>Amethyst: 10/10
>Garnet: 6/10
>(our) Ruby: 7/10
>Sapphire: 7/10
>Peridot: 8/10
>Lapis: 8/10
>Jasper: 9/10
>Army: 4/10
>Navy: 9/10
>Leggy: 7/10
>Eyeball: 6/10
>Doc: 7/10
>Fagate: 8/10
>Curly Amethyst: 9/10
>Chipped Tooth Amethyst: 9/10
>Skinny: 8/10
>Carnelian: 8/10
>Blue Pearl: 10/10
>Yellow Pearl: 10/10
>Blue Diamond: 8/10
>Yellow Diamond: 4/10
>Centi: 8/10
>Rose: 9/10
>Steven: 10/10
>Opal: 8/10
>Sugulite: 3/10
>Sardonyx: 9/10
>Alexandrite: 4/10
>Smoky: 9/10
>Rainbow Quartz: 7/10
>>90135286
chubby gems!
>>90135236
Pearl 5
Amethyst 4
Garnet 6
Peridot 7 - w. limbs 8
Lapis 8.5
Sapphire 8
Ruby 4
Jasper 4
Yellow D. 6
Blue D. 8
>>90135384
>tfw your components are hotter than you
>>90135126
Took them long enough to make a blatant Sailor Moon reference.
>>90135427
Steven has sailor moon manga on his night stand
>Steven meets Blue Diamond.
>Blue Diamond can't come to kill Steven, because Pink wanted Humans and Gems to come togther.
>Steven is everything Pink wanted, Blue gets sentimental over Steven and asks him to come with her to Homeworld under her protection.
How would this work out?
>>90135236
>Pearl 10/10
>Amethyst 5/10
>Steven 4/10
>Stevenonnie 8/10
>Lapis 7/10
>Peridot 9/10
>Jasper 0/10
>Blue Diamond 6/10
>Yellow Diamond Stop
>Rose Quartz 7/10
>Ruby 4/10
>Bismuth 2/10
>Blue Pearl 8/10
>Yellow Pearl 10/10
>Opal 8/10
>Sugilite 7/10
>Alexandrite 4/10
>Rainbow Quartz No
>Sardonyx 9/10
>Malachite 5/10
>Cluster 2/10
R8
>>90135384
>Amethyst: 10/10
>Yellow Pearl: 10/10
>Blue Diamond: 8/10
>Pearl: 7/10
>Jasper: 9/10
Anon are you high?
>>90135458
t. pearlfag
>>90135380
I don't think she's ever "disgusting"
Her Raven chin has comedic value
>>90135451
more blatant
>>90135458
>Implying Yellow Pearl isn't every bit as hot as regular Pearl
>>90135456
>Pearl 10/10
>Amethyst 5/10
>Lapis 7/10
>Peridot 9/10
>Jasper 0/10
W E W
>>90135236
>Opal 10/10
only one that matters
>>90135458
Anon are youGAAAAAAY?
Should I 3D print my Pearl bust? I wanna see if I can paint miniatures. If I can I'm definitely gonna finish her body and maybe do other Gems.
>>90135456
>Jasper
>0/10
Big fat meaty zero
>>90135500
I don't like Jasper and the autist freaks have made me dislike her more.
Amy was always gross. Peri and Pearl are a best sorry.
>>90135492
Fuck no! I hate that bitch, she hot, but not 9/10 like Poil
>>90135456
>Jasper 0/10
You're alright
>>90135417
I may think they're hotter.But, I still think Smoky's cuter
>>90135063
>Her attacks and powers are based around water and ice, as well as intelligence and computers.
Also this >>90135126
I can't believe how this fits so perfectly. Rebecca is also a fucking weeb anyway
>>90135522
If I was a chick I would wish I was
>>90134654
Artist that's worked on several other webcomics (like Homestuck) threw up a kickstarter in 2013 to make her own webcomic full time. It got insanely overfunded (around $83,000 when the goal was only $7,500), and she released eight pages before quitting and working on other projects and fanart. She has no intention of ever finishing it and didn't even fulfill all the donor rewards.
>>90135534
>Pearlfag
>Isn't even confident enough to give her the big 10
>>90135522
what have you got to lose?
>>90135575
Perfection comes in only one color anon
>>90135063
oh great, another fucking case of blatant plagiarism. when will CN stop this lazy bitch.
>>90135534
Well your wrong. Sorry.
>>90135523
Jasper is objectively terrible and her autism squad has only made it worse.
>>90135590
Yeahorange
>>90135567
kek, thats kickstarter for you
>>90133980
i liked this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvoNl1PxtOM
>>90135236
>Steven: 10/10
>Pearl: 10/10
>Amethyst: 9/10
>Garnet: 8/10
>Peridot: 7/10
>Lapis: 7/10
>CG Ruby: 4/10
>Sapphire: 4/10
>Jasper: 8/10
>Army: 2/10
>Navy: 6/10
>Eyeball: 0/10
>Doc: 0/10
>Famethysts in general: varies from 7 to 10
>Holly: 3/10
>BP: 10/10
>YP: 5/10
>Blue Diamond: 9/10
>Yellow Pearl: 7/10
>Rose: 8/10
>Opal: 10/10
>Sugilite: 0/10
>Sardonyx: 7/10
>Alexandrite: 3/10
>Stevonnie: 0/10
>Smoky Quartz: 10/10
>Rainbow Quartz: 9/10
>>90135606
shut up silly jasperfag
>>90135618
>blooplefag
What the fuck even
>>90135478
Raven and Paul make her look like a transexual Jay Leno in most scenes and this one is the worst offender, I don't even have the screenshot
>>90135236
>Lapis feet: 10/10
>Lapis ass: 10/10
>Lapis tits: 10/10
>Lapis nose: 10/10
>>90135614
>Steven: 10/10
>Jasper: 8/10
>Stevonnie: 0/10
>Amethyst: 9/10
Yikes
>>90135670
It's true.
>People saying that they used to like Jasper or didn't dislike her as much before the Jasperfag spam.
You Jasperfags really fucked up.
All heretical Blue and Yellow Pearlfags, please report to the ovens for purging.
>>90135667
Kill yourself
>>90135236
holly 9/10
the rest 8/10 all of them
>>90135618
we all get what we deserve
>>90135708
Good, then we'll have all the disgusting pearlfags in one place.
>>90135706
>this lapisfag think he's clever
I'll uproot your dick in a dark alley
>>90135614
>Smoky Quartz: 10/10
>>90135721
>>90135708
Accept that all Pearls are perfect.
>>90135607
Yeah. I've never funded anything on Kickstarter but feel like I'd have a hard time trusting it. Maybe if it were an industry professiona--
>Mighty No. 9
I follow the same rule with Kickstarter that my father told me when my friend was coming to me asking to borrow rent money:
>If someone's coming to you for an investment, that means a bank with people dedicating their lives solely to determining the credibility of a person for loans, decided it wasn't a good choice. Do you think you know any better?
>>90135750
t. Jasper
>>90135745
It's true.
>>90135757
Perhaps, but only one Pearl is Pearlfect.
>>90135740
>Everyone who dislikes Jasperfag spam is a Lapisfag.
I actually like Jasper myself, not my favorite but I like her. Jasperfag spam has been extremely annoying lately though.
>>90135706
delusional jasperfags should neck themselves
this is something we all can agree on
>>90135705
Yikes
>>90135778
Double Yikes
Blue >Yellow
Rei > Asuka
Any questions?
>>90135791
There's like 7 posts in this thread faggot
>>90135705
Why is Steven so perfect?
>>90135798
It's true.
>>90135792
This right here.
I want Jasper to come back just as much as the next guy, but I don't think it's actually gonna happen.
>>90135614
>amethyst 9
>lapis only a 7
>i see what you did on garnet and her moms.
>holly only a 3(she is a 8 minimum)
>>stevonnie 0
you have shit taste.
>>90134081
>ronaldo
>white
nyan
>>90135811
Rei is just a bland house wife archetype to appeal to hikkimori's though.
>>90135816
And I didn't say this thread explicitly either, I said lately. Good reading comprehension.
best gem
>>90135836
What? You're "delusional" now for thinking Jasper will come back at all?
>>90135840
It's true.
Also, that wasn't intentional.
>>90135811
They're both shit?
One question: How can any other gem compete if peridot had the first porn flash?
>>90135864
I liked her in the pilot. Its been down hill since.
What would happen if Lapis declared her love for Steven, but Steven rejected her?
>>90135745
>>90135816
>w-we didn't sh-shit this thread!!!!
kys
>>90135895
She would khs, and I would cheer
Quick, you can only play one video game with each gem. Which game is it?
>Pearl - Dark SoulsOr Metal Gear Rising
>Amethyst - WWE Smackdown! Here Comes the Painor Sonic 3 & Knuckles
>Garnet - Rhythm Heaven
>Peridot - Ace Combat 5
>Lapis - ???
>Ruby - Street Fighter III
>Sapphire - Some sort of Puzzle Game
>Jasper -God Hand
>>90135883
Because not everyone is the stupid kind of perifag
>>90135887
Every time she reforms she gets worse.
>>90135883
What if I like Pearl more then Peri but have started to understand the sexual allure of the Doritos.
>>90135832
There's something always bothered me about this pic. Does Pearl even know what a blowjob is? Canon Pearl wouldn't automatically assume something sexual, she'd ask calmly what Amethyst was doing instead.
>>90135869
People scream delusional even though it's painfully obvious she's coming back.
>>90135930
Says the stupid sapphirefag.
>>90135456
>Blue Diamond that low
Blue Pearl 10/10
Blue Diamond 10/10
Pearl 9/10
Lapis 9/10
Rose 8/10
Memedot 8/10
Garnet 8/10
Mrs.Maheswaran 8/10
Yellow Pearl 7/10
Amethyst 7/10
Steven 7/10
Opal 7/10
Malachite 6/10
Jasper 5/10
Yellow Diamond 5/10
Alexandrite 4/10
Bismuth 3/10
Smokey 1/10
Cluster Eldritch/10
5 is meh, 7 is attractive, 10 is buckets of cum
>>90135895
she'd accept it, and then slowly sabotage all of his future relationships
>>90135818
Because he's pure. PURE!
>>90135883
because peri is an ugly meme
>>90135929
>Not Professor Layton for Sapphire
You failed.
>>90135236
Pearl: 8/10
Garnet: 9/10
Amethyst: 9/10
Lapis: 9/10
Rose: 9/10
Nu-Peridot: 7/10
Lemon Hancer Peridot: 8/10
Jasper: 5/10
Yellow Pearl: 4/10
Blue Pearl: 8/10
Sapphire: 8/10
Rubies: 7/10
Blue Diamond: 8/10
Yellow Diamond: 3/10
Opal: 7/10
Sardonyx: 8/10
All the other fusions: ugly
Others I might have missed: who cares
>>90133980
Hey can you guys help me? I'm looking for this little comic of Blue and Yellow Pearl fusing and Yellow Pearl freaking out about it.
>>90135959
Shes too sad for me.
>>90135236
Pearl:7/10
Garnet:9/10
Amethyst:10/10
Lapis:10/10
Peridot:4/10
Peridot with limb enhancers:7/10
Jasper:8/10
Yellow diamond:7/10
Blue diamond:8/10
Rose:9/10
Blue pearl:7/10
Yellow pearl:7/10
Holly blue:8/10
>>90135993
>Implying a game like that would be any fun for someone who can guess the outcome like nothing.
I wonder if she'd even like any games at all.
>>90135954
Oh she knows
>>90135917
Those legs/butt look like one solid mass of blubbery fat that has zero definition.
Also, it most likely has a penis.
>>90135958
Says the stupid Perifag.
>>90135456
>>90135959
>ranking the white gems highest
wow, really?
>>90136000
No but I have this.
>>90135869
Look, I know she appears in promotional material.
I know this show has a theme that everyone has good in them.
I know Jasper's arc was cut off abruptly.
I know part of Steven's arc is finding a way to cure corruption.
I know there's currently an orange dog as a member of the autism trio.
I know that the show has yet to even attempt to show the Malachite situation from Jasper's side.
I know the Crewniverse isn't competent enough to introduce a character in season 1 just to be part of Amethyst's arc in season 3.
I know the Crewniverse has said that Jasper is really complex, but her complexity has only been implied so far, if that.
But if you think any of that means Jasper is actually coming back, you're delusional and need to kill yourself.
>>90135965
Wow that's just pure bitch.
>>90136052
I'll take it gladly.
>>90135989
When will Fatpis sit on him?
>>90136061
Connie doesn't deserve him
>>90136027
Better than some literal twigs and most definitely having a penis.
>>90134065
>>90135956
That's because it's a joke and Jasperfags are the only ones retarded enough not to get it.
>>90135930
How does it feel to know that sapphire and ruby will probably be the last to have a porn flash?
>>90135947
Have you watched it?
>>90135990
True, but still the only one with a porn flash.
>>90136031
Wrong anon, use your "future vision" (a brain) next time.
>>90136053
Iloveyou
I am delusional
>>90135947
You should check yourself for an unsanctioned level of autism. Also, repent to Pearl.
>>90136038
>Saying that when I have Stevenonnie at 8/10 and Sardonyx at 9/10
I did forget Garnet though so let me hit her with like a 7/10
>>90136053
a post like this should be illegal because of an excess of logic.
>>90135883
Why do you think Peridot has the most porn despite canonically being a rabid goblin? Surely you don't think she's the most attractive character?
Post yfw they make a rock lives matter joke in rocknaldo
>>90136053
you forgot
>I know Sugar talked about Jasper at length in a recent interview
>I know Sugar talked about how one of the themes for upcoming episodes would be centered around themes related to what she just said about Jasper in that same interview
But if you think Jasper is actually coming back then you're a fucking dog, Louise, a DOG.
>>90136109
Having porn for your loli waifu right as she was turned into a loli is already proof enough that your tastes are of that of a retard's.
>>90136025
What about the GRAND game?
>>90136115
Pearl is my waifu not my god. I can find a green girl hot too.
WHAT DO I DO?
I DON'T WANT TO BE A JEW
>>90135895
>Lapis admits to Steven she loves him, she's gave up on trying to be subtle.
>Steven smiles and hugs her, telling her she is his best friend and he loves her back.
>Lapis is confused, he still didn't understand after her telling him openly
>It dawns on her, maybe he doesn't know what romantic love is.
>>90136171
I'M A CHRISTIAN NOW!
>>90136109
Naw you got a link?
>>90135887
I hope non-fusion garnets look like the one in the pilot.
>>90136153
>What about forgetting your master plan years ago and pretending your failures are "j-just as planned!"
>>90136104
that's not nice to say
>Your now in charge of an ep where Lapis rapes Steven
How would you write it?
>>90136183
Look up "peridot's audition"
>>90136148
They won't dare
>>90136148
>>90136053
>I know the Crewniverse isn't competent enough to introduce a character in season 1 just to be part of Amethyst's arc in season 3.
This point is honestly the best one.
They wouldn't have made a side character who wasn't coming back so integral to both Lapis and Amethyst's character arcs, especially since they seemingly have no plans for Lapis.
>>90136102
>>90136092
Pearl is cute! CUTE!
>>90136208
i write lapis drowning you
All gems are cute.
>>90133980
I love that video
Also who do you think rebecca is going to voice? My bet is pink or white diamond
>>90136200
Even when tzeentch lies he's telling the truth.
>>90136208
i'd cancel it because i'm not a pedo
>>90136208
Lapis says she'd gonna teach him a cool dance move, then she dips him and rapes him in a flash
>>90136250
All lapidirts should kill themselves.
>>90136115
Look I made Poil.
>>90136002
When Blue Diamond carried off Greg it was kind of hot and I don't even have a giantess fetish
>>90136210
>Someone doing a bad Peri voice
>Off model
I got standards for my autism porn.
>>90136149
Link to interview?
where was the source on the new shorty-quad comic?
>>90136102
>>90136161
>not centering a religion around your waifu
This is why you're a failure
>>90136250
tHIS IS ADORABLE
>>90136208
I wouldn't.
>>90136208
She fuses with him, and refuses to let him go.
I could see it happen in the future, not sure if with Steven though. She's gonna get that sadistic control high and let herself indulge.
>>90136251
Now make her THIICC and that's what we get
>>90136208
>Steven comes back from Empire City.
>Buys Lapis a snow globe of the Hudson river.
>Lapis finally "breaks"
>All Steven has ever been to her is kind and loving, she doesn't get why.
>Her mind can't process why he cares about her so much, why he wants to see her happy?
>After eveything she did, he forgave her.
>Then after that, how he is in the barn alone with her.
>How he is helpless here and at her mercy.
>>90136148
>>90136288
>>90136210
its a lot of porn.
>>90136225
>seemingly
I know they have stuff planned for her. They have to.
I feel like Lapis and Jasper's growth as characters are very closely tied together. They're really dragging their feet on both fronts, however.
Your gemfu/gemfus become real. What do?
What the hell is going on here?
>>90136208
>standard slice of life episode
>I don't know, maybe Connie lost her notebook or some shit
>problem is resolved, 8 seconds left in the episode
>Lapis swoops down, punching Connie off screen with her inertia
>Lapis tackles Steven as the credits roll
>Love Like You is replaced by the sounds of Steven pleading for Lapis to stop, Lapis moaning and a wet smacking sound
>>90136359
It would become horny time
>>90136359
Kiss her.
>>90136359
Ask Greg will he be my dad?
>>90136359
i suck her toes
>>90136345
>>90136356
but anon Lapis clearly has to kill Jasper because she's a masculine abusive rapist that triggers her. Anything else would result in mass suicides.
>>90136148
>yfw it's another bait and switch like Bismuth and Andy
>>90136387
>he says yes
>>90136359
Marry them? Is this like even a question?
Or are we assuming they don't auto love me? Then I don't know. Date her? This seems like a silly question.
I guess if we are being like hyper specific I'd take her to a ballet. I'd bet she'd like that.
>>90136356
Unless they decided to completely cut both Lapis and Jasper's arcs entirely when they realized they're not getting a season 6.
>>90136359
She'd reject me.
Why are Steven and Connie so perfect together?
>>90136208
Basically this happens
>>90136406
>>90136359
fuck holly
>>90136368
Why is it ever Lapis rape fic sounds just like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm5dZIoLz-E
>>90136171
>>90136182
LITTLE BOY YOU'RE GOING TO HELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H98Q9VU6IEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz2NUzgMvz8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu1WNNPvrkY
>>90136284
The Peri voice is alright if you ask me. Also its better with just the audio imo. If I remember correctly didn't the audio come out first and then someone used it for their video?
https://soundgasm.net/u/Oolay-Tiger/Peridot-Couch-Audition-Steven-Universe-18
>>90136407
I don't care, I want an arc where these two acknowledge they treated each other badly. I want Lapis to apologize and I want this to be a powerful moment for the show and be the shining example of the theme of forgiveness and seeing the good in everything. Jasper and Lapis have the most interesting relationship in this damn show.
It's never gonna happen. They'll either bungle it or not even try.
>>90136027
Anon, all of Steven's fusions are non-binary androgynous hermaphrodites. They've got a penis and a pussy.
>>90136356
Lapis is "tired" and "doesn't want to talk about stuff right now" and no one wants to release Jasper.
>>90136481
>When you see Steven but he fused with that purple midget
>>90136502
The voice is pretty fucking terrible but some how with out the animation it is somehow more arousing.
>>90136469
>Lapis thinks rape is making love.
Sweet Jesus that kind of terrifying.
>>90136503
>lapis apologizing
>ever
Steven said Lapis dindu nuffin so that's never ever going to happen
I to see Lapis be bullied.
>>90136469
is this amine
>>90136503
Clearly that will not happen because it does not directly involve Pearl, Sugar only develops Pearl.
Swapy swapy
>>90136591
>we're due to another muh Rose arc
ree etc
>>90136576
*Want
>>90136481
>>90136502
Not her best work.
This is her best work.
https://soundgasm.net/u/Oolay-Tiger/Jasper-Goes-Native-Steven-Universe-18
>>90136576
Steven wouldn't allow that.
>>90136656
i would not fuck cat holly
>>90136660
>Jasper
>>90136576
Posting again for the keks
>Lapis finds a present outside of the Barn.
>She opens it up and its horrified by what she sees.
>It was a mirror and on the mirror was Stevens gem.
>Lapis began to have panic attack as her breathing became fast and sweat ran down her face.
>"Steven! no no no NO! ill how did this happen?
>Lapis had to save Steven from the mirror
>Despite being near bursting into tears she tried to stay positive she could free him!
>"Don't worry Steven ill save you!
>She tried to take Stevens gem out of the mirror.
>But almost in slow motion Stevens gem cracked into a million pieces
>A loud pain filled scream could be heard for miles as Lapis screamed in agony.
>Stevens gem has shattered into tiny shards and Lapis was the one to blame.
>The waters of the Earth began to go wild as massive waves crashed into city's and towns causing chaos around the world.
>Just as Lapis felt like she was ready to snap The Earth in half she suddenly heard....
>"YOU JUST GOT....PRANKEEEEEDDDDDD
>Lapis looked up with tears running down her face as Amethyst stood there laughing at her misery.
>"Hahahahaha oh... mannnnnn! you should of seen your face!
>Suddenly Amethyst showed Lapis a bunch of gems that looked just like Stevens.
>"THERE ALL FAKE! I just bought some cheap plastic gems and glued one to a mirror hahaha priceless!
>Lapis didn't know how to feel she was completely frozen as Amethyst mocked her.
>Amethyst went up to Lapis with a smug smile and said "I guess you don't really love Steven if you can't even tell his gem from a fake..."
>Lapis began to cry again.
>Amethyst patted Lapis back and said...
>"Hey don't be down, it was just a prank bro."
>>90136660
When's Lapis' turn?
>>90136660
SATANON, WHERE IS THE FLASH!
>>90136698
lapis a shit
>>90136576
Lapis Squad bullying and molesting her soon
>>90136368
I'm gonna be giggling all through my shift now, thanks anon.
>Lapis buys Steven a present for his birthday.
>She says something odd about treating her property correctly
>Steven asks what she means?
>Lapis explains on homeworld that if you're nice to a gem its because they owned you.
>Since Steven showed kindness to Lapis, she assumes he is her property.
>>90136719
That's mean. Shes not even in the top 6 worst.
>>90136572
Yeah, if anything, Jasper is going to apologize.
>"I'm sorry I made you feel guilty when you raped me."
>>90136698
THERE'S NO TIME
>>90136589
Its canon.
>>90136693
Later that day, Steven was horrified to find a mirror with an Amethyst gem embedded in it.
>>90136662
Who says it'll happen in front of him.
>Lapis was directly based off of Sugar apparently
>No fucking personality
>>90136761
That's not love anon.
You cant own the things you truly love, this must be free to love you back.
>>90136660
Garnet flash when?
>>90135236
Sapphire > Lapis > Jasper > Garnet > Pearl > Amethyst > Rose > Ruby >> Peridot
>>90136660
>10 minutes
HERE WE GOOOOO
>>90136837
where did you hear that?
>>90136837
No. The main 3 gems are based off of aspects of her personality though.
>>90136781
it's going to happen and you know it
or something like
>"you dindu nuffin I was asking for it! you're not a monster, I am!"
>>90136866
>Doesn't rate all the gems
>Doesn't use a number system
Your small time.
>>90135614
>Steven: 10/10
>Amethyst: 9/10
>Stevonnie: 0/10
>Smoky Quartz: 10/10
>Rainbow Quartz: 9/10
>>90136576
I want to see Lapis bully others.
Jasper come backsper
>>90136919
stevonnie is fugly, not as fugly as Smoky but still fugly
>>90136936
no thanks
Why isn't there any Rosefags?
>>90136942
No way fag.
>>90136919
It's true.
>>90136872
>>90136876
Every time I try reading about her to get a better grip on her personality-DON'T ASK ITS LEWD
Every time there's usually a section "She was based off of sugar
>>90136936
fuck jasper
>>90136957
Rose is shit
>>90136810
She would tell Steven right? There is no point suffering in silence.
>>90136848
>Steven explains this to Lapis,
>Lapis asks of she has been a cruel owner and gets sad.
>>90136942
>stevonnie is fugly
It's true.
>not as fugly as Smoky
It's not true.
>>90136975
Sure thing
>>90136957Hi
>>90135236
Pearl: 9/10
Garnet: 2/10
Amethyst: 8/10
Lapis: 10/10
Rose: 8/10
Peridot: 9/10
Jasper: 2/10
Yellow Pearl: 1/10
Blue Pearl: 1/10
Sapphire: 8/10
Holly Blue Agate: 7/10
Yellow Diamond: 5/10
Blue Diamond: 9/10
Centi: 8/10
Bismuth: 3/10
>>90136991
Smoky is ugly cute. still ugly
>>90136964
How lewd?
Spoiler all of it, then tell me.
>>90136957
Greg was the original.Two "people" with hears of gold who deserve eachother. I love Rose and Greg
>>90136932
Do you think Lapis would bully Steven in a teasing loving way or just straight up bully?
>>90137007
It's not true. Smoky is beautiful.
>>90136837
Lapis wasn't directly based on Sugar.
She was based on a self-insert of Sugar from when she was in high school.
(Also, Jasper was a Sonic recolor)
>>90136957
When will she come back
>>90136734
>>90136932
There's enough content for that. This fandom needs more Lapis bullying.
>>90137023
>Bully the one gem who thought it was wrong to keep you in a mirror for five millennia.
>Bully the gem who unconditional forgave you and cares about you
What did Lapis mean by this?
Somebody post lewd greentext.
If it's bad make the worst you've seen, ever.
If it's good or moderate post it without a second thought.
>>90137048
She's dead, it's time for her successor to take the stage.
>>90136957
they are stevenfags
For those interested
The new teen titans go aired on monday instead of friday
1,624
combo of better timeslot, two parter and promotion
>>90137011I do one on one RPs with a couple SU friends. Way too many of them like Lapis.
>>90136964
Lapis is an angsty teen self-insert
>>90137114
>Symmetrical
UGH
>>90137104
Does this count?
>>90137126
Should also say for the monday timeslot
gumball 1,298
cloudy with a chance 1,179
>>90137104
>Steven groggily woke up to a beautiful voice telling him to wake up.
>He slowly opened his eyes. Jasper? But she was dead, right?
>"Jasper? I thought you were dead." Steven let slip out.
>Jasper smirked, and then her face softened into a smile. "I couldn't stop thinking of you, Rose. Something about you is different. I don't understand what it is, but I just... want you now."
>"I-I'm not-" Steven was interrupted with a kiss. He was going to pull away, but didn't. He didn't want to. He closed his eyes, enjoying the taste of Jasper.
>Jasper ended the kiss. A strand of their saliva connected their lips like a cord connecting an appliance to the outlet. Unlike an appliance, Steven felt himself come to his senses once the cord broke.
>Jasper stood up, and with a flick of her wrist, bared everything for Steven. The stripes were not just on her face and arms.
>She got onto Steven's bed. The fact that the bedframe didn't snap under her was a miracle of Swedish engineering. She spread her legs for Steven. He'd never seen a vagina in real life before, and he never expected his first to be Jasper's.
>Her pussy was glistening under the light of the moon. A stripe went across her slit. Her carpet matched her drapes.
>Steven stared for what felt like years, until Jasper broke his concentration. "Well, Rose? Are you gonna fuck me or not."
>He obliged. Removing his pajamas, the Mudercock Mk II stood proudly, even impressing the mighty Jasper. He felt like he could shatter Pink Diamond with his cock.
>Wasting no time, he put it in. He let Jasper's soft walls envelop him. Back, forth, back, forth. Jasper put her hips to work, resisting the motion of Steven's penis, but ultimately complimenting it.
>Steven never relented. He kept going until he felt that he was about to cum. "I need to pull out" he thought to himself. "Fuck it" he also thought, and then filled the super soldier with his seed.
>Steven snapped awake, a sticky feeling in his pants.
>God damnit.
>>90137104
>Steven slowly awakes feeling tired and groggy.
>He looks down and wakes up fully when he sees he is in a hotel room.
>But not just that he was tied up his arms were tied to the bed post.
>And worse of al he was nude the only thing covering him was his underwear.
>Steven has no idea what is happening but suddenly he hears "Steveeeeen"
>He looks to the bathroom door it opens and Lapis walked out wearing nothing she was completely nude.
>"L..Lapis...what's happening why am I tied up? were are my cloths? why are you nude?
>Lapis says "Steven do you love me?
>"I....I care about you Lapis you know that..."
>I care about you too Steven you make me happy but that "Connie girl is taking you away from me I cant have that."
>Before Steven could say anything Lapis came up to him and kissed him.
>His first kiss stolen by a gem and not Connie
>He blushed as Lapis smiled and said "Your my prisoner now Steven and I'm never letting you go."
>>90136656
>>90135384
>amethyst 10/10
Don't even care about the rest, you are my nigga
Why does Jasper get so much hate when she has the potential to be one of the most interesting characters in the show if they work on redeeming her?
>>90137164
Beautiful
>>90137076
nothing because it's you headcanon
>>90136979
You retards need to know better. Rose is the only gem that is willing to fuck. All the other gems are just dykes. Especially Pearl.
>>90136957
she is deadbeat.
.
>>90137104
>you enter your room
>ronaldo is naked on your bed
>he has nothing but a fedora on his head and a mini fedora for his other head
>you notice cum on your walls and your clothes
>you neck yourself
>ronaldo pleases himself with your mouth and yells about his blog while he cums
the end
kys
Foxy Grandpa
>>90137170
>>Steven slowly awakes feeling tired and groggy.
>>90137170
>>Steven groggily woke up to a beautiful voice telling him to wake up.
Ugh
>>90137175
>no steven tying up lapis
get out of your comfort zone
>>90137048
>mfw
That's probably the lewdest shot in the show, is Rainbow Quartz the lewdest gem by default then?
>In your face ep of Steven universe Steven gets raped during the ep.
How does this take place in the ep?
>>90137195
because her fans are easy to trigger and it's funny
>>90137237
nice
>>90137264
This. When is Lapis getting a taste of her own rape? Get creative, writefags.
>>90137126
>>90137168
goddamn, they better not keep SU on fucking fridays
>>90137166
I can't fap and laugh anon.
>>90137170
Same problem.
>>90137175
More.
>>90137225
You first.
>>90137279
Pearl abuses fusion with Steven.
>>90137279
Steven gets drunk when Ammy gives him free beer.
He says something he shouldn't to a gem he shouldn't
>>90137104
>be a human who was just brought to the zoo
>Amethysts are dragging you to the chute
"What are you doing?"
"Putting the human in the chute!"
"Not without disinfecting it, you're not. It's from Earth. It has 'germs'. Just give it to me. I can't trust you with anything."
>Holly takes you to a room and closes the door behind her
"Well, show me your skin."
>You stare, confused for a moment.
"Right. It can't understand me."
>She grabs your clothes and tears them off of you.
>There's nothing you can do.
>She takes what looks like a wet sponge and starts to scrub you down with it.
>She's rough, but you like it.
>You like it a bit too much.
>You have a boner.
>Holly is quick to notice that your dick is suddenly raised.
>She tries to push it down, but it goes right back up, as you let a slight moan slip out.
>She laughs.
"What is this? Your weapon?"
>She plays with it some more.
"I'm kidding obviously. I know it's your... penis. I'm not an idiot."
>She keeps fooling around with it.
>She's really getting into it.
"I'm sure you're enjoying this, you meaty weirdo. The humans with these things just can't keep their hands off of them. I watch them sometimes."
>You cum on her face.
"That's my favorite part."
>>90137164
>mfw
>>90137206
>When you spend 200$ on a cosplay but then remember Pearl has a pearl.
>>90137285
the mustache is fun
It's just eclipses overlapped
>>90137176
>>90137104
>Steven was asleep in his bed, a cool ocean breeze wafting in from his open window
>Lapis silently swooped in and landed softly next ot him
>She had been doing this for some time, just watching him as he slept.
>Tonight was the night, she had worked up the courage to confess to Steven.
>She gently shook Steven, "Hey, wake up."
> Steven rolled over and said, "O fugg :DDD hi Labis"
>"What? Where's Steven?"
>"Steben siad you wanted benis water. So he gabe me some for you"
>Steben grabbed Lapis and held her down. "Water we waiting for?"
>"No, wait-!" Steben hiked up her dress and began trusting into her.
>"Here comes Steben's benis water you wanted"
>He came in Lapis and rolled over and went back to sleep.
>the ehnd :DDDDDDDDD
>>90137334
The fun part: I didn't do it myself on paint, I found it on Deviantart
>>90137296
My friend had her entire fist deep into her pussy while laughing over me reading a fapfic about futa Amethyst and Pearl raping Steven.All of her neighbours heard it
>>90137326
Seen it, (describe gem body parts to me)
(It makes me harder)
>>90137360
You are the Oscar Wilde of Finland
>>90137339
Actually she builds her own stuff for the most part. Yeah the Pearl is lazy there.
>>90137344
Whats the use of feeling?
>>90137376
You're really picky.
>>90137369
Great, can't fap and laugh MkII.
>>90137360
(Deflates)
What the hell?
>>90137274
There probably won't be
>Mix between a chubby and a stick brings perfect body
>Tight clothing except a transparent shirt
>Born out of the pure lust of Pearl and sexy teasing of Rose
>Lick the gem Steven.
>>90137334
Looks like assigned male
>>90137075
t h i s
>>90137428
You forgot
>barefoot
How would you react if Lapiven did become canon in the show?
>>90137405
Only if you want, it would help a lot.
>Her perky yet rotund purple cleavage.
>Her skinny yet elegant frame.
>Her robust lips.
>Her animalistic stripes.
>Her blue form.
(Inflates)
>>90135614
There's no Yellow Diamond on this list.
Yellow Pearl is on this list twice.
What the fuck man
>>90137473
Fine. Just for you, I'll write an incredibly descriptive sequel.
>>90134005
Is this Pearl getting cucked again?
New Episode Idea boys.
Peridot discovers /g/
I miss Garnet.
>>90137468
THAT'S IT
THIS ENDS HERE
>>90137468
>>90137425
The worst part? She's a lesbian.
>>90137554
Get the fuck out of here with that shit, mane.
So since theirs an apparent ep coming up called "The Breakup" and most believe this is the the ep that made Zuke quit because it destroys Lapidot.
What I want to ask is how do you think it will go?
If you were to write it how would you destroy this ship without pissing too many people off?
>>90137497
I almost flipped the desk I got that hard.
>>90137521
Yes...
>>90137520
>Look at these clods, they wouldn't know a (technobabble) from a (technobabble).
>>90137528
>>90137522
I'm scared
>>90135265
These are awful but at least it has the superior Peridot.
>>90137483
The second Yellow Pearl listing is meant to be Yellow Diamond, sorry.
But still.
It's true.
>>90137583
Lapis reveals herself as the Homeworld spy she was all along.
>>90137506
Not really. Its yellow Diamond getting fucked as the other pearls watch Blue seemingly interested and aroused mean while Poil Pearl is sorta embarrassed but you feel she wants to see how it feels.
>>90137554
This is how we get banned.
>>90134530
You're a mean one
Yellow Pearl...
>>90137576
Deja vu.
I knew it.
>>90134634
I guess Gems really are furries.
>>90137583
We don't even know if that episode list was fake. Even if it is real, it probably has nothing to do with Lapidot. Zuke quit/got fired late last year, around November iirc. The episode that broke her wouldn't be coming out this early, it'd be out in November/December. And that's if it even was just one episode that juked her, and not several over the course of the season.
What if Yellow Diamond was actually really nice to Steven?
>>90137554
How do you keep coming back?
I get banned for nothing and your posting straight up porn for gods sakes.
>>90137554
Connie gets a different gem.
>>90137104
I have one
>fuck holly
>and then you done fuck holly
>you ravage her collosal ass doggy style, the amethysts just look because they have no genitals and dont feel aroused
>feels good around my dick gurl
>you cum and accidentally stain her gem and hair with semen
>you get put in the human disposal chute while she reeeeees
>the betas uprise and shatter her while she's distracted reeeeeeing
>third craziest weekend in your life
>>90137656
What list?
Do you hate it more when I post "Jasper is best best gem" in every new thread or when I forget to post "Jasper is best best gem" in every Jew thread?
>>90137528
>>90137522
LAPIVEN HIVEMIND!
>>90137554
It's true.
>>90137702
leave
>>90137699
Some Tumblr post with a list of "leaked" episode titles, including shit like "The Breakup", "Homeworld Bound", and "Old Foe". I don't remember the others.
>>90137702
Jasper's top says
>meido/maid
>>90137686
If she's any kind of a strategist she'll be a fucking saint to Steven, but she seems to have a cold distant shtick so I doubt she'll be nice
>>90137583
>apparent
kys
500
>>90137656
What episode list are you talking about? I don't remember seeing that in the official list that included future episode titles That Feels So Good Around My Dick Girl and Lapis Lays An Egg.
>>90137702
Reminder that nobody asked for Jasper
>bump limit
>40 images left
WEW
>>90137699
>>90137781
another fake list from an unsourced tumblr blog
>>90137786
it's Sugar's fault for making her so unlikeable
>>90137787
That's standard practice nowadays, image spammers have fucked off
>>90137787
We rarely reach image limit.
>>90137686
That'd be funny, but if anything Blue Diamond would be nice to Steven first, then after Steven has been given the chance to explain who he is and he's his own person and all that, he shows his Gem while slowly talking to Blue and saying he's not the Rose Quartz that shattered PD.It might work.
>>90137686
>>90137748
I could see her being polite but aloof to Steven. Until she finds out who/what he is at least.
>>90137367
>I found it on Deviantart
i'm half hearted to go on the site right now and just to see what kind of cancer i can find su related
>>90137695
Can't fap and laugh MKIV
Arousing though.
>>90137699
>>90137781
This one. There's no source, either.
>>90137787
we only used to reach it because of severely autistic jasperfags and indexer
>>90137576
>She's a lesbian
>everyone her show is a lesbian
this is surprising how?
>>90137695
What's the source of the image?
>>90137889
>The breakup
Rip Connie
>>90137889
I don't believe that's the source.
>>90137903
She's been a lesbian since way before SU.
>>90137748
>Being kind and loving to Steven so he doesn't want to hurt her.
>Causing infighting amongst the CG.
Evil, but I love this idea.
>>90137398
blue.
>>90137889
These titles are so vague it doesn't really matter if they're real or not.
Because Creepypastas seem to be making a comeback are there any Steven Universe creepypastas?
Good or bad?
>>90137847
Would they think Steven is also part of Pink's legacy?
>>90137815
What if I want both? Can I have both?
>>90136964
People making shit up to fit their interpretations, what a surprise
>>90137965
No they aren't.
>>90137976
They probably would, yeah. Does make me wonder if they'd be more accepting of him when they think of him like that. If they do, they'd probably keep him all for themselves. Or as entertainment for the Famethysts on the zoo.
>>90135456
>>90135458
>>90135670
>>90136919
Putting the "fag" on "Pearlfag"
Anybody else want to join?also post Lapinet
>>90137195
"Potential" is a joke
A good writer can make a story about a spermatozoon interesting. A bad writer can fuck anything up
Guess which camp most of the crew goes into
>>90138068
Jasper sucks penis
>>90138068
of course
>>90138046
Blue would likely keep him all to herself, as a living piece of Pink Diamond. Essentially Steven = Pearl at that point.
>>90138110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcLxlkc2pA
>>90138048
Wouldn't me being not gay for a child (Male) be evidence against being a fag?
>>90138128
>Blue Diamond replaces her Blue Pearl with Steven
What happens and what does Blue Diamond to with him?
Requesting a drawfag to draw the letter P.
>>90138068
Pretty retarded to have a club where 2 of the three members have been on the receiving end of Jasper's cock and loved it.
>>90138183
dumb sapphireposter
>>90138068
There is a painful lack of Garnet shipping art desu
idgaf if it will never happen in the show, they're cute together
>>90138153
Are you saying all fags are pedophiles?
>>90138183
Your erotic fanfiction is not canon my dude
>>90138271
Yes it is
>>90138300
Are you Rebecca Sugar
>>90138243
>>90138153
fuck off Milo
>>90138203
>>90138271
Still a shitty club.
Why does Peridot steal Steven's shirts?
>>90138243
No?
I kinda miss the old tone of the show, not the very first part of season 1 but around the time we meet Lion and Lapis and moving forward until Jailbreak.
Probably because I like when there is some ambiguous to a lot of the aspects to the show, like the diamonds and the war. Now that we are getting more info, while I am still enjoying it I kinda miss the less lucid nature to it.
>>90138321
Your mom's a shitty club
>>90138161
>Bloople flees to Earth and joins the CG.
>Blue is actually really nice to Steven and treats him well.
>Generally he is there to provide her company and make her feel better.
>He does it well, always cheers her up when she is down, always brightens her day when the skies are grey.Then we find out Rose was PD, and thus Steven is PD, Blue cries her eyes out as she realises that Pink was there for her all along, she just never called for her. Steven gets coronated as PD but still conforts Blue when ever he can.
>>90138338
By shirts you mean underwear right?
>>90138388
Peridot refers to all articles of clothing as "shirts"so yes
>>90138338
She's autistic and autistic people are very touch sense oriented and get really attached to certain textures.
>>90138338
They're warm and comfy and smell like hybrid.
>>90138355
it really feels like it's gone from fantastical and magical to very scientific and cynical
>>90138366
>Steven gets coronated as Pink Diamond
How are the Crystal Gems going to react to this? Will he fly to Earth, talk to them and reveal his true form, then have them join him on Homeworld? And assuming he wouldn't use them like they're expendable, how would he get away with having a defect Pearl, a fusion, an overcooked Gem, a failure and a POW in his court?
>>90138484
JUST LIKE LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>90138492
>>90138515
A failure?
>>90138545
Peridot.
>>90138521
fuck you
>>90138564
She's a traitor not a failure
I have to fill out the I'm not a robot thing every time instead of just once then just checking it. Is it because I'm in an incognito tab?
>>90138565
He did.
>>90138515
>How are the CG going to react to this?
Betrayed by "Rose." Steven would be too, he was led to believe Pink Diamond was a monster, but after all he was the "monster".
>Flying back to Earth?
Probably, he is a diamond after all, he'd ask the gems he trust most to come with him in this confusing time.
>How would he get away with it?
No lesser gem would say shit to a Diamond, and he already has Blue's love simply by birthright, so I doubt White or Yellow would say anything.
I also doubt Steven would ever put them in danger, he may have a diamond in him, but he is still the heart of gold Steven we know.
>>90138595
>not having a pass
kek
>>90138565
I want to smack that clod.
>>90138573
Its fine. Just fine your own """""""Pearl""""""""" to love and hold and life doesn't seem so bad. Fill her full of your seed and lie to yourself that you've met your genetic imperative and your brain might even leave you alone for a bit.
I want to be in an unhealthy, enabling, and co-dependent relationship with Pearl.
>>90138771
I want Pearl to die
>>90138565
Haven't fapped to SU yet.
>>90138674
Where do I find pearls?
>>90137589
>All you did was cough, and now an Amethyst is dragging you through the halls
"Here ya go, Holly Blue Agate. The human A-9."
"Good, now get the fuck out."
>As the hulking purple tower walks away, you're left with the sexy blue nanny.
>She seductively struts toward you, with deep bedroom eyes.
"I couldn't help but notice that you've been contaminating the other humans."
>The fruit just went down the wrong pipe when you swallowed it.
>You suspect that Holly is just an opportunist.
>She walks up to you, grabs your loincloth, and tears it off in one swift motion.
>She reaches over with her big, meaty paws and caresses your pork sword.
"I've been waiting for an excuse to get you back in here, you sexy animal."
>As your suspicions are confirmed, Holly closes her eyes and lets her clothes disappear.
>Her breasts roll out like a pair of floppy round dice that are always on snake eyes.
>Her nipples are like beautiful pepperonis.
>She licks her lips seductively, and then kisses you, her tongue forcing itself into your mouth like a Holly Blue Agate forcing her tongue into a human's mouth.
>Holly undoes her Mareep hair, and it falls.
>Her long, white locks hang down as she hovers over you, with a look in her eyes that says "Gimme dat dick, boi"
>>90138819
Weirdo
>>90138853
>You look down and see her pussy is wetter than that time you threw your Sham Wow into the toilet.
>Your cock is harder than a printer, and you can feel your cummies begging to be released like prisoners of war in Vietnam.
>Holly lowers herself onto your pork piston.
>Her vagruba closes around your shaft like a mouth closing around a popsicle on a hot summer day.
>She throws back her head in ecstasy, having never felt anything like this, considering the fact that Gems are an asexual species, and she never had a vagina before, but she researched the vaginas of female zoomans in secret in preparation for this day.
>You didn't know any of this before until the narrator told you.
>Holly repeats a motion on your pole not unlike the horses on a carousel and each thrust just enhances your feelings.
>You realize in that moment that you don't need the earth, or human women, or your fleshlight.
>All you need is an incredibly horny rock.
>Your weiner trembles as it explodes, releasing 99 lost spirits that have neither reached heaven nor hell, making a glopping sound as it fills Holly's entire vaginal cavity with your creamy ranch dressing, and stains the carpet as it overflows.
>Holly looks down on you again, a smug look on her face.
"It's even better when you do it inside of me."
>>90138565
Certainly not BrushMallet lol
>>90138853
>She licks her lips seductively, and then kisses you, her tongue forcing itself into your mouth like a Holly Blue Agate forcing her tongue into a human's mouth.
Beautiful metaphor.
>>90138819
Do it tonight
get it over with
>>90138819
Choose your gem wisely.
>>90137168
I hope they change the timeslot after Tiger Philanthropist. It can't be THAT hard to justify a decent time for SU when Gumball does OK on a Monday.
Get out of here you Canadian shitposter
>>90138969
>He says to the entire thread
>>90138853
>"Good, now get the fuck out."
I read this in the emperors text-to-speech voice.
>>90138994
We're all Canadians now.
>>90134243
Its so unfair
>>90139055
>Me smorch
kek
>>90138648
Interesting, I like it a lot. It'd be really interesting to see how each individual CG would react and reason with it, and if they'd still follow Steven.
Pearl would be heartbroken, to learn that the one who she followed to Earth, the one she loved, sold the universe a lie. She would follow Steven, mostly because she still loves him but also because she has nowhere else to go. Assuming Earth and the Moon are going to belong to Steven Diamond Universe now, if she stayed on Earth she'd still be in his colony, when she has the chance to sit right by his side in his court.
Amethyst wouldn't care too much I'm guessing, she would still accept Steven as he is, because she loves Steven no matter if he's a Quartz or a Diamond. And she would feel so happy to be important to someone as big as a Diamond.
Garnet just needs Steven to allow fusion and she'd follow. She would have a bunch of problems as well, but she just needs to know that, in Steven's court, she's accepted as Garnet and not as just Ruby and Sapphire.
Peridot would be amazed and talk all about how this is like something from her Japanese cartoons (or CPH). She would brag to no end about how she helped a Diamond save Earth.
Lapis would have conflicted feelings, but she needs to know that at his very core, he is still and always will be Steven. Once he can confirm this to her, she joins him without a second thought.
Jasper would start crying and instantly rush to Steven, hugging her (to the best of her ability, Steven would be freaking huge as a Diamond), all with conflicting emotions over the original PD's shattering, Rose and Steven in general, and Steven now being Pink Diamond.
I'd love to see this expanded upon.
>>90138853
Keep going you sexy animal
>>90139076
>/sug/ clamoring on about how the Storm in the Room "leaks" are real and anyone who disagrees is retarded
>omg it looks just like Zuke's style and we know for 100% certainty that Zuke is next
>Roundtable says they're fake
>Everybody calling him an idiot because he dares disagree
>Turns out they were fake and suddenly everybody shuts about the "leaks"
>They still hate on Roundtable just because they were wrong
>>90139134
Did anyone here think the leaks were real?
>>90139134
Ayy Roundtable
>>90134653
Ita all apart of her evil plan
Does anyone have screen-caps of the posts with dean from Iron giant (pic related), explaining how SU is a red-pill?
>>90139134
kys roundtable
>>90139134
Nobody thought those leaks were real, kys roundtable
>>90138879
Perfect, harder than diamonds.
is this supposed to be lapis?
>>90139171
Literally everybody. You'd be hard pressed to find any posts saying anything to the contrary
>>90139134
Wow, you had that post typed up beforehand, didn't you?
>>90139134
>Roundtable
Literally who
>>90139201
yes
>>90138842
tall long nosed girls? I go on fetish dating sites.
>>90139055
>>90139171
Like two retards
The real reason people hate Roundtable is that he shills his videos here and that he handled the Zuke blog thing horribly
>>90139134
Who are the roundtable?
NEW THREAD
>inb4 no one makes a thread
>>90139134
>>90139134
Roundtable is a retard but the Zukefags who believed the SITR leaks YouTube video was legit are even more retarded and need to kill themselves if they haven't already
>>90139293
The you make it retard
>>90139201
Its her lapis and peridot ripoffs
Does any anon remember a fanfic with pearl being infected by some black shit and she wanted to fuck shit up with gem shit? Did the guy ever finish it?
>>90139201
It's the main characters from Zuke's lesbo webcomic
No wonder she clung so hard to this shit
What would you think of Rebecca if she quit the show?
>>90137949
I'm not even trying anymore.
>>90139118
I would too, I think Steven would feel like shit reguarding Pearl. He would still love Pearl with all his heart, but knowing that his mother lied to her would cause him grief.
I thunk he would be conflicted as well, going fron a plucky little hybrid who enjoys cookie cats, to one of the leaders of a galactic empire would take its toll on him.
I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to reject his coronation and head back to Earth with the gems. Else he would dissapear for weeks at a time with the gems he loves most.
Moreover, I don't think he would ever stop apologizing for "lying" even though he didn't know himself I think he would feel like he betrayed his family, Greg included.
>>90135063
So their fusion creates the worst senshi
>>90139384
I wouldn't think very highly of her for abandoning the mess instead of trying to fix it
>>90135320
AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI