/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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canon

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Zuke lynching when?

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I love Lapis Lazuli

"Rocknaldo" isn't about Ronaldo's voyage of discovery into the world of progressive rock?

This must be how lorefags felt when "Gem Harvest" came out.

"THAT'S OFFENCE"- AN ACTUAL FUCKING QUOTE FROM STEVEN FUCKING UNIVERSE

FUCKING ZUKE

>>90126258
"That's a fence."

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If Peridot were shattered in Gem Drill, her character arc would have been the best in the series. Absolutely nothing good has come of her since.

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Jasper Time!

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Reminder that Steven is raised to be a slut.

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>>90126347

KAPOWIE

>>90126347
Nah, that would've been shit. Better than what we have, but still shit.

I swear to fucking god if they reveal that steven is gay/bi I'm going to flip my shit.

>Reading through last night's thread.

What the actual fuck.

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>>90126458
He's most likely bi or pan, all things considering.

>>90126458
You can just not consider the episode canon or existent after this week you know.

>>90126478
This photo is inaccurate.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12392337

>>90126458
Why would you even entertain the idea

>>90126479
>pan

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>>90126375
Pearl just wants him to be like Rose, only with an twisted Oedipus Complex for pseudo-Momdom.

>>90126513
Do you have a source on that picture?

>Antagonizes everyone who disagrees with her
>Gets responses any sane person would expect
>"WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN"
I'm so happy Sugar fired Zuke

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>>90126375
Steven is raised to be a bara galactic warrior, and we all know how Pearls feel about the big, powerful leaders.

>>90126534
It is an edited version of a vectored screenshot from FLCL or Fooly Cooly.

>>90126593
Ok, still really hot, thanks.

>>90126513
i wish whoever edited this used a smaller size for the nose outline

>>90126643
SHE HAS NO DIAMOND
SHE HAS NO HELP
THIS GEM'S SUBPLOT
WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE

Post lap I've never please. This is a Steven love thread after all

>>90126691
I meant lapiven my bad

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Does anyone else still love pre-limb-removal Peridot pics?

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>>90126691

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I can't believe this motherfucker right here has the same age of that fat faggot and he really has a harem including a thick girl, demon pussy, blond bitch and a gypsy.

instead Steven only has poo and all their ships are fan delusions, nothing canon.

Marco > dog shit > Star > cat shit > Pearl > Steven

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>>90126691
lap i've never is cute

>>90126493
I generally don't participate in the comments, but I like skimming through the episode discussions and sometimes they share old fanart that I haven't seen before.

when they bitch about an episode, they have to do it calmly and reasonably or else get downvoted to hell and back

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>>90126691
>>90126712
It's a Scott Pilgrim vs. The World reference. Steven (Scott) is interested in a mysterious girl, Lapis (Ramona), but he must fight her seven evil exes before he can earn her love.

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>>90126706
Yeah.
>>90126691
>>90126712
>>90126737
There's also two other pictures in this photoset: Connie complaining that Steven likes older women and Eyeball trying to hit on Sapphire.

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>>90126691

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Do you think Steven is a heavy sleeper?

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>Someone was banned on /co/ for posting this crop

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>>90126822
Probably, considering how he's never noticed Pearl watches him sleeping. But if she doesn't need to breathe, she can probably watch him super sneakily.

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Gems should be fucked by humans.

>>90126858

Safe travels anon

Holy fuck, I really hope that we don't have more than one strawman episode like Rocklando.

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Best Blue Pearl?

>>90126347
I love Peridot, I can't wait for that shorty squad comic and hope she makes a human friend/rival in that competition she enters.

>>90126852
As it creepy as it sounds, its a nice thought to watch someone asleep peacfully.

>>90126858
Well, now, when the human zoo is runned by amethysts, it will be so.

I mean, they are basically our amethyst in terms of personality. And we all now how much of a slut she is.

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>>90126858
>There's only one thing to do - learn the language of the Gems, earn their trust, and breed with them. And in time our differences will be forgotten.

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>>90126858

I like the orange gem

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Why is Pinky Chazz?

>>90127014
Which one?

>>90126970
So... space station full of hybrids when?

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>>90126993
Worth it.

>>90127025
the orange one that's really big.

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>>90127047
Oh I see.

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>>90127046
AU when?

Anyone have pics of the new plushies from the toy fair? There is ruby ones apparently.

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Best fusion.

>>90127104
Could have been Garnet.

>>90127085

All joking aside this is actually one of my favorite exchanges in the show.

"What was I supposed to tell the DMV? That I’m from another planet?!"

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How slutty is Connie?

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>>90127066
They'd just be a thinner Jasper

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Why couldn't Connie have been Yellow Diamond.

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>>90127164
Connie is a human.

>>90127164
That is how you fuck with Steven, his "girlfriend" is his secret biggest enemy

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Legal?

>>90127124
She'd worry so much about birth control, and getting it "right" the first time, it would kill the mood. So Steven would just cuddle, say something comforting like "doesn't have to be now, I just want to be with you, that's all. Whenever you're ready."

>>90127164
> couldn't
Have you ever seen the two in the same frame?

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>>90127196

>>90127186
>secret biggest enemy
Doesn't sound like Yellow Diamond.

>>90127196
There's no paper on Steven's birth, ergo no way to prove that Steven is legally an adult.

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>>90126691

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All hybrids belong to Lapis.

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>>90126691

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Muscles?

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Hey Rose, look what i got!

How would your waifu react to your ___D___?

>>90126458
how could they even do that? it sounds like something they would only say outside of the show

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>>90127380

>>90126226
Now you're cooking with fire.

>>90126253
Oh god yes, that episode title was such a fucking fake-out.

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Do you think we'll get Steven Universe versions of card games like they did for Adventure Time? I know there's Monopoly & Yahtzee but I wouldn't mind Steven Universe "Love Letter" too.

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>>90127380

>>90126375
All joking aside, that's really cute. Kids usually pick up their mannerisms from their parents so this makes sense. If, you know, it was intentional.

>>90126458
I'm pretty sure he's into giant women, and Connie.

>>90126375
i hate his new walk animation

>>90127544
/sug/ doesn't want to impress people with it's one lesbian couple, but /co/ still hates the show because of it so we somehow caught their attention.

>>90126558
He needs longer hair, also less psycho-stare please.

>>90126673
MEDIOCRE

>>90127544
>alien lesbian couple.
its ok unless both are human.
but having sex with an alien should be considered zoophilia, on both parts.

>>90126226
wtf, I love this meme now

>>90126347
But Peridot beat Jasper

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>>90127362
That's a big Switch

Which boarder do you think is the best at drawing your favorite character?

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>>90127698
They all draw her perfectly.

>>90127180
>Sad Toy Story music plays.

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>>90127698

Liu

>>90127196
Who drew this? This is almost exactly how I'd imagine a Gem War II Connie.

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>>90126226
"I gotta get to the gig man!"

>>90127116
HHHNNNNNNnnnnnngggg oh-no-lust-induced-heart-attack.

What did I miss /sug/?

>>90126706
I liked her original design, but I have a thing about small women

>>90126375
Zuke trying to imply the kid is gay probably.

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>>90127698
I feel like Sugar's almost cheating but she's also drawn Rose the most so it's hard to compare.

>>90127772
He's been gay since Frybo.

>>90127380
"Try harder"

>>90126458
Steven is NOT gay but Zuke would like that.

>>90126458
Why anon? Do you see yourself in Steven? Are you afraid to see that in yourself?

>>90127772
OR, just a way of telling that kids need a mother and a father living on the same roof, or they become faggots or dykes.

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>>90127772
>>90126375

>tfw you realize Zuke was canned not because of Lapidot but because she wanted to make Steven Gay and Lord Sugar wasn't having that.

>>90127789
Steven is totally into Lars, crossdresses, and wears pink.
He's gayer than Elton John at a Cher dress up convention.

>>90126458
Korra did it already, its not trendy and hip now.

>>90127806
Sugar dosen't want anyone to mess with her Shota, the difference between Pearl, Lapis ans Sugar is, Sugar has the power of a god over their Universe.

>>90127770
Connie and Kim Jung Un above you.

>>90127801
Steven is better off without Greg though.
>>90127806
Sugar has been trying to make Steven gay from the start.

>>90127807

>Wearing pink makes you gay
>Wearing a dress in a show makes you gay

Are you one of those assholes who thinks listening to Broadway musicals make you gay too?

>>90126479
He likes rocks, beautiful rocks and ugly coffee grains

>>90127819
Besides, Steven is totally into that brown puss.
Effeminate guys are the most horny.

>>90126712
>Amethyst as the lesbian.
I mean she's gay, but I'd say she's the least gay of the bunch.

>>90127801
Ha, that has nothing to do with it.

>>90127849
Yeah I can actually see her with a guy in show and it wouldn't look weird.

>>90127830
Oh there it is.
>>90127196
Chronologically yes, Physically no.

>>90127849
>gay.
most gems are lesbians, because all being females.
Rose its a zoophilliac.

>>90127807
Stop being such a faggot anon!

>>90127834
>listening to Broadway musicals
>ever
Does your dick smell like poop?

>>90127872
Steven is the only faggot here.
Cap this:
Steven will end with Peedee by the end of the show.

>>90127865
She's cool with whatever you got.

>>90127897
Steven will end with connie, Pearl its going to end being in a serious relationship with greg, and you are a faggot.

>>90125779
http://www.strawpoll.me/12394202

>>90127254
I know you guys would lose your minds over it being "filler" but I would love an episode that's just Amethyst Vidalia adventures.

>>90127877
They say the neon lights are bright, on Broadway. They say theres always magic, in the air. ON BROOOOAAADWAY-

>>90127923
Steven likes dick.
And you really think they're going to pair off Pearl with a man?
You're lost in heterosexual delusions.

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There is nothing wrong with liking boys. Leave Steven alone, you straight normie scum.

>>90127928

Who the fuck is iDubbz

>>90127937
Fudge packer

>>90127897
Steven is simply a chairman of the Beach City chapter of the committie for silly walks.

>>90127779
Seeing characters with noses designed to be seen at an angle or the side straight at the screen is awful feeling.

>>90127945
i bet your mouth smells like dick.

>>90127963
>not knowing who iDubbz is.
You have to be 18 to be here.

>>90127945
Steven has not once taken sexual interest in a dude. He has with Connie.

>>90127970
He's also the leader of Beach City Gay Men's Club.
Every Thursday, he and his gay brethren gather around to watch Scandal.

>>90127904
Her and sour cream are both "down for whatever"

>>90127931
> you guys would lose your minds over it being "filler" but I would love an episode that's just Amethyst Vidalia adventures
Nobody will lose their mind if the episode is entertaining and fleshes out Amethyst's character in a new and meaningful way. It's only "filler" if it's about characters people don't care about. Amethyst is definitely not one of them.

>>90127957
He's already in a heterosexual relationship, stop overanalysing the boy's mannerisms. He lives with a bunch of super chicks.

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>>90127807
That first point isn't fair, who isn't into him?

>>90128025
Match made in heaven...

>>90127957
You can be straight and cross dress too!

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>>90127865
Damn right

>>90127968
They say the women treat you fine, on Broadway. But lookinatthem just gives me the bluuuuueees.

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>>90127957
Steven likes girls, boys and Gems.

>>90128058
No you can't.
Tumblr proved so a long time ago...

>>90128005
He's taken an interest in Lars and Peedee and possibly Onion.
Plus, he probably thinks Connie is a dude; she can pass for a boy.
>>90128031
Denial.
>>90128080
He prefers boys.

Ultimate Ship.

There isn't even fan art of it yet, it's too perfect.

Steven and Greg fuse and romance Alexandrite.

R8 this ship.

>>90127832
nah, Sugar gave him a gem harem

>>90128060
Where does this guy post his art?
His tumblr went down and took everything with it.

>>90128060
Man it really is so cute, like Pinecest!

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>>90128080
>>90128118
Donut goddess is best ship

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>>90128114
>and Peedee and possibly Onion.
What the fuck are you even talking about?

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>>90128114
>>He prefers boys.
Wrong.

>>90128129
Those are his gal pals.
Gay men like to surround themselves with female companions.

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>>90127845
>rose was evil
t.homeworlder

>>90128029
People stopped caring about Amethyst after SvA.
They were tired of her emotional bullshit.

>>90128081
Why do we define everything we do by them anon?

>>90128146
>Frybo
>Onion Gang
The homolust was real.
>>90128147
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

>>90128180
Because Tumblr was bought out by Yahoo.

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I wish Greg was my dad.

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Potatosper best Jasper

>>90128175
But they keep lapping up pearl's emotional bullshit

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>>90128131
He's apart of /tlhg/ now, rip his art because he deleted it all and he's not coming back to SU.
If you like that art your only option left is Para, he's agreed to stop being a faggot so it's not so bad I guess.

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>>90128142
>Goddess
>Trap
Pic related.

>>90128222
Why?
That's like wishing Casey Anthony was your babysitter.

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Which version of What's the Use of Feeling (Blue) do you prefer?

TV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYqlYyQqzgY

Soundcloud: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDaINgHOXLk

>>90128235
>/tlhg/
what is this again?

>>90128231
because muh lesbians, it's the only reason garnet still has some fans

>>90128261
Anon, I want you to promise me you'll never go there. I care to much about you to let you go there

>>90128146
You can't be friends with people of the same sex.
Just lovers.

>>90128249
Because he is sweet and kind to Steven, he tries his best for his son and loves him. Greg is best dad.

>>90128253
>has an entire legion of roses they could send as a hit squad
>instead just leaves them in stasis
diamonds are morons

>>90128290
sure, what is it? a /vg/ general?

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Reminder that Steven has a preference for big Gems.

>>90128261
>>90128290
But it's way better than SU.
At least Loud House doesn't pander to tumblr.

>>90128309

It's not about logic Anon. It's about sending a message. One of your kind fucks up? Your entire RACE goes into stasis. Don't ever let this shit happen again.

>>90128309
the loud house

>>90128309
All you need is one. Send one Rose Quartz and watch Steven and Pearl fall apart under their own issues.

>>90128244
It's not a trap if she can have both.

>>90128303
He couldn't care for Steven, forgets he even exists, and takes advantage of him when it suits him. Plus he looks gross.

I'd say Peter Griffin or Stan Smith would make better dads to Steven.

>>90128317
I wonder if Steven secretly liked being manhandled by the Amethyst at the Zoo?

>>90128253
What are those star-shaped things inside the two planets YD holds in her hands? I believe no other diamond has them in their murals.

>>90128355
>This is what fartherless Tumblrites think.

>>90128357
He probably wished they were big, beefy men.

>>90128324
but even just a hard drilled one to fuck with them

super loyal, mission focused, and teach it to sing and BOOM

>>90128336
>it falls down to greg to save the day with Rose's sword

>>90128352
>Male + (Feminine) Blank = Male.

>>90128336
Homeworld has no idea about the Crystal Gems and their status. They probably don't even know they're still up and about.

If they ever finds out, and then sends a Rose Quartz to Earth, I bet Pearl and Steven will overcome their issues through fusion.

>>90128376
>But dad, Mom's sword is with Connie and she's out of town!
>Steven, there are two types of swords that can kill a gem. And one of them is dangling between my legs.

>>90128375
You do know they fucked all possible ways, right? Oral, vaginal, anal, etc. Both ways for all of them.

>>90128395
Bot entities making the new being can easily shapeshift both genitals.

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>>90128395
That's not how fusion works.

>>90128421
>massive 2 episode long 'fight'
>queue evil steven in the epilogue

>>90128374
It's what everybody thinks.
4chan, Reddit, dA, YouTube, Twitter, etc.

>>90128440
WHAT THEY REALLY ARE!

>>90128319
Except when it made history?

>>90128261
>>90128309
It's the general for The Loud House that grew solely in /trash/ and it shows. All the kiddy diddlin' going on over there.

>>90128459
>everybody
you mean the shitposters and vocal minority?

>>90128449
You're right, that's how logic works.

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>>90127180
>Implying Connie won't cuck him with Jeff first

>>90128398
That would make a nice episode, however I don't think Steven could bring himself to lay s finger on his mother, nor Pearl to every dare hurt Rose.

>>90128376
Greg having to kill someone who looks like his wife? Is that "moving on" in Gem tongue?

>>90128336
Most likely not since that would be mad racist.

>>90128484
And fusion isn't logical. It's fictional.

>>90128497
I honestly believe that Connie will end up with Jeff by the end of the series.

>>90128430
Steven wouldn't be able to keep up with a fully formed Amethyst. There isnt much a person can do when drained of stamina.

>>90128362
Presumably two entire star systems. Suggesting she has quite the number of colonies

>>90128500
>Greg having to kill someone who looks like his wife?
It'd be more pleasant if he used his natural Gem killer.

>>90128483
It's a majority.

>>90128507
Disgustingly illogi-Wait a minute, what happens if the same gems fuse in a different order?

>>90128497
Oh please, before she met Steven she was hanging out at the beach, alone, reading a book. Her social skills are worse than /r9k/'s.

>>90128552
>t.vocal minorty

>>90128464
Yeah, it was the first cartoon of the 2010s not to pander to tumblr.

>>90128500
Steven realized that the room Rose wasn't the real Rose, and so he'll realize that the Homeworld Rose won't be the Rose Quartz who gave birth to him. He will make Pearl realize it, too. They'll promise to give strength to each other, and then they hold hands, interlock fingers and fuse.

>>90128536
>Greg stays at the Zoo and releases all of the Rose Quartz.
>Many years later, Steven is the Emperor of the most lethal gem army in existance, all of whom look like him.

>>90128554
they spawn upside down and hit their head in a comical fashion
>this was explained in the short

>>90128554
What, like Pearl+Sugilite instead of Pearl+Garnet+Amethyst? Still Alexandrite.

>>90128497
>>90128509
Why does anybody have to be excluded?

>>90128580
I'd love if this was a real episode, it means we'd have a valid excuse for Rainbow to come back

>>90128606
But that's logical fusion, anon just dared to state the opposite.

>>90128602
What short?
Is it canon?

>>90128576
I mean besides the episode where his best friend has gay interracial parents and he says "time to make history" right before they appear.

>>90128557
>Her social skills were worse than /r9k/'s
Fixed. Connie was able to form bonds of her own with Lapis and Peridot. Once she's taken enough from Steven to grow in her own an realizes he always be an alien she'll leave him behind by herself to seek her own path.

>>90128609
Because fuck Steven.
Seriously, Sugar cucked Finn so it makes sense that she would cuck Steven.

>>90128625
It's how fusion works. Fusion isn't really logical, it just is what it is.

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Would a situation where two episodes are aired, but it's considered one event each be counted for ratings? Something like Ocean Gem/Mirror Gem, or Steven's Dream/Adventures in Light Distortion.

I mean, technically a person could've stayed for the first episode, and then not watched the second

>>90128557
>>90128630
This. It's obvious Connie is going to leave Steven for Jeff, further cementing Steven's messiah status.
Why else would they introduce Jeff?

>>90128001
>not knowing an unfunny tryhard edgy memelord on the same vein as filthy frank is being an underage

no, anon, you are the underage

>>90128657
Who cares?
SU is a garbage show, it's crew is garbage and it gets garbage ratings.
Go watch Star Vs if you want magical girl drama.

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>>90128630
>autists form bonds with autists
Who woulda thunk it?
>her own path
She's nothing without Steven, what can she do without Steven and the gems? Freeze up and get smushed by the first gem monster she tries to bring down because there's no one better to help her pathetic ass?

>>90128685
>unfunny tryhard edgy memelord
Oh I see, you're a sheltered snowflake.
>>>/tumblr/

>>90128713
I actually like this comic.
The new chapter is heading in a weird direction.

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>>90128695
>Go watch Star Vs

>Secret Steven Universe project released.
>Its a Dark Souls clone set in SU, you play a soilder during the gem war.
>Its for free, gratis and nothing.
Would you play it?

>>90128652
Transformers did it better.

>>90128630
>>90128676
That's quite dumb

>>90128713
She'll probably give up fighting all together and read books with Jeff.
Going your own path doesn't mean just fighting all the time.

>>90128726
thanks for proving my prove further, boyo

i can't even call you reddit at this point, you're "youtube comments section" tier retarded

>>90128752
Star Vs is better than SU will ever be.

>>90128695
>it gets garbage ratings.
The ratings for season 4 have been 2+ times greater than the Star season 2 ratings.

>>90128792
Star vs is utter shit that doesn't even try. I tried watching the first season. It's fucking garbage

>>90128810
And yet the reception has been worse than Star Vs and SU has been getting it's ass beat by TTG.
Meanwhile, Star has been confirmed for a third season already.

>>90128676
Jesus fucked Mary Magdelene every day

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>>90128810
Lmao, you ain't kidding.

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>>90128753
I would, CN has a good track record for licensed games and Grumpyface seems pretty competent, I'd like to see how they handle something not restricted to mobile.

>>90128785
Say what you want about YouTube and it's culture, at least they have taste when it comes to iDubbz.

How far are until the end of this thread?
I want to give a small concerning headcanon to /sug/ as a ripple effect of history.

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The destroyer of Homeworld.

>>90128836
Disney > Cartoon Network
You're talking about two different network practices now and not about the cartoons in question.

>>90128857
Why does the Greg-half have a piece of shrapnel sticking out of his chest?

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>>90128850
you truly are something, anon
have one final (You) for the effort

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>>90127779
Rose is so entrancing here...oh my God...
No wonder Pearl fell in love with her

>>90128858
It still doesn't change the fact that Star is better received critically than Steven.

>>90128854

We're on page one. We're good.

Or you can write it all out in word then copy and paste it in a series of posts.

>>90128887
>never knowing the goodness that is iDubbz
I pity you, really.
Go back to watching Leafy videos.

>>90128891
"J-just because the network the show is running on is competent totally means this show is better b-baka!"
(You)

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>>90128885
Punished Demon Greg

>>90128685
>not liking our lord and savior iDubbz
And into the trash it goes.

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>>90128915
>Leafy

>>90128836
>And yet the reception has been worse than Star Vs

Only here, not in the rest of the world.

>SU has been getting it's ass beat by TTG.

Also not true. Their ratings are about the same.

>>90128857
I think I recognise the shape of that chest Gem and the general artstyle, that's a fusion of Steven, Greg, and a Gemsona called "Ice", right?

>>90128917
>If ignore Star's critical reception, maybe my show won't seem like shit.
That's you, that's how you talk.

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>Its a "protagonist deals with racism" episode

>>90128792
>>90128810
>>90128825
Guy's, this isn't what Star or Steven would want. For that matter, this isn't what Mabel or Wander or Gumball would want. Stop this senseless fighting and be the people they believe you can be.

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I think I was spoiled by short form Netflix series that introduce plot points and actually follow through on them.

Right now we have a room full of bubbled super soldiers capable of emotionally eradicating the heroes, an intergalactic empire that is now aware of earth's existence, a planet cracker that's basically having a nap, a series villain turned into a dog then put to sleep.

The show just keeps introducing more and more shit then leaving it completely unanswered. I love SU, but honestly I wouldn't mind the story actually moving and the series ending in season 6

>>90128989
I'm pretty sure this is exactly what Mabel would want

>>90128980
This guy already btfo'd you --> >>90128968

And again, disney knows how to run it's shows,
SU is still popular despite the unfair treatment it's been receiving by CN.

You're a disgrace to the SvEg if you're even from there you filthy baiter.

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>itt

>>90128902
Oh goody, here is the aftermath of SU's different history.
None of the following exist in SU, logically.
>Blackadder IV.
>Star wars.
>Lord of the rings.
>Casablanca.
>Dad's Army.
>Wolfenstein.
>The Order.
>Valiant.
>Call of duty.
>Battlefield.
>Saving Private Ryan.
>Fury.
>Gallipoli.
>The Berber invasion of europe.
>Ethnic Europeans.
>Religion in general.
>The Hunnic invasion of europe.
>The battle of the Catalaunian fields.
>The sacking of Orleans.
>The sacking of Rome (maybe).
>The dark ages (maybe).
>The Vikings (Read:Erik the red).
>The call to crusade.
>The call to colonise the new world.
>WWII.
>Israel.

>>90126993

Need source please, tin eye don't work so good on crops and googling the text probably didn't do anything other than add me to some interesting watch lists.

>>90128985
Or you know, reactionary prejudice. You could pretend Ronaldo is a BLM supporter of that helps your /pol/ sensibilities.

>>90129068

Whoa hold on there sport.

All we know is WWII didn't happen. What makes you think medieval Norwegians weren't a thing.

>>90129004
SU is shit.
You're better off watching Star Vs, where there's actual pay off.

>>90129004
It's a room full of shards waiting to happen, nobody but the Diamonds and the outcasts at the zoo are aware of Earth, nobody else knows because they suppressed knowledge of their one failure, the Cluster was revealed to be made of former Crystal Gems so it'd never do anything to form willingly, and Jasper is as much a series villain as Frybo.

Fuck off back to Netfags or just stop bringing up wrong points.

>>90129068
We've yet to see the rest of Earth. Or learn more about SU's Earth. It would be interesting to see how culture all around the world has evolved.

Also, wasn't it mentioned that religion didn't exist in SU by a writer?

>>90129104
Then why are you here? This is a thread about Steven Universe.

>>90127196
Steven could apply for government assistance for having dwarfism.

>>90129104
You never responded to me faggot. The first season is absolute dogshit, and you fucking know it

>>90129094
Why are they using aliens in an allegory about prejudice when they could use members of the human cast.
We get more mileage out of townies.

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>>90129104
>You're better off watching Star Vs, where there's actual pay off.
Ah yes, the thrilling pay off of, "Oh I got new batteries for my plot wand, that does anything it needs to at any point because."

>>90128638
>Because fuck Steven

That's exactly what we're suggesting. We all know Steven plays for both teams so there's no reason not to put everyone together in one big happy pile.

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I just know in 10 years The Cult of Lapis is going to be an actual thing
and I'll be one of the cultist

>>90129173
>We all know Steven plays for both teams
[Citation Needed]

>>90129120
Hence why I wrote down "religion in general"

>>90129101
Not in general, just the colonisation effort of North America by Erik the Red.

>>90129172
>couldnt make it passed episode 4
>>90129173

>>90129196
He's into Peedee, Lars and Onion.

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>>90128638
>>Because fuck Steven.
Gladly.

>>90129214
Why are you just linking to random posts now?

>>90129130
I'm allowed to criticize what I want.

>>90129093
http://ccpones.tumblr.com/tagged/steven%20universe
Was surprised to see he changed names.

Why can't tumblr do the redirection thing like Deviantart does when you change your name.

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>>90129232
This looks more like that cow kid from Reborn than anything from Steven Universe.

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goodnight

>>90129219
[Citation Needed,] Fuckwad. Just spouting inane shit doesn't belong make your statement valid. Give me explicit proof that proves Steven being bi.

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>>90129264
I've no idea who you're referring to, but I assure you, this is Steven.

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It's like I'm really in /v/, where people just go into threads about things they don't like to shill stuff they do like that's completely unrelated and then get mad when they're told to fuck off.

>>90129279
>Frybo
>Onion Gang
>Pracitcally any episode with Lars

>>90129283
/co/ is actually just /b/ and /v/'s baby.

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>>90129281
They got Steven looking real fucked up there.

>>90129241
Go post on a tumblr blog, where people actually might give a fuck about your opinions.

>>90129283
It's almost like /co/ and 4chan in general have seen a massive surge in posters from outside the site in the last year or something.

>>90129283
Maybe if your show wasn't so shit, people wouldn't invade your threads.
Oh wait...you do the same thing to them!

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I love Greg and Rose's relationship, the plucky human and the pink haired, giant lady. They loved eachother to bits, and made something beautiful.

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>>90129316
He's a neko.

>>90129336
Or the artist can only draw one body type: Pearl and Lapis.

>>90129155
Because prejudice discussionso are less polarizing when they involve fictional minorities. Thus the popularity of the X-men

>>90129333
What the fuck are you talking about? Almost nobody talks shit in the Star vs threads (other than shipping wars). Every SU thread has people throwing a fucking hissy fit.

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>>90129367
Nah.

>>90129334
>they loved each other to bits
I never got that vibe. Pearl and Rose's relationship was stronger.
>and made something beautiful
Fuck no.

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>>90129333
>you do the same thing to them!
That's wrong and you know it, we keep to our containment general and you should do the same cunt.

>>90129292
>Steven hangs out with Peedee.
>Steven Babysits Onion.
>Steven pushes his ship personally, possessing Lars. He also wants to impress Lars. He also lets Sadie pour an ounce of a highly volatile substance for "a prank."
Your argument has been rendered invalid, my boy.

>>90129279

Watch the first 6 seconds of the preview for Rocknaldo. Watch the ending to Sadie's Song.

Think before you speak. Just because you want badly for Steven to be a hetero doesn't mean he is.

>>90129068
Can anyone else add to this list of non-existent SU things?
I'm not adding "Quartzmilk" or some silly thing like that.

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>>90129395
>>90129409
It's like I'm watching a tanker filled with liquid retardation crash in a bayou.

>>90129068
>>90129431
Anon.

>>90129374
>Static Shock was another superhero show.
>It even aired on the same time slot as X-Men Evolution.
>Had an episode dealing with racism head on.
Using allegories as racism works if your show is long running, like the X-Men or if the cast is entirely non human.
If your going to have a very special episode about racism, at least have the balls to use the real thing.

>>90129409
>Steven walks with his hands splayed out.
>Steven sings a pop song in drag. With fine impromptu choreography.
This doesn't tell anything about his sexual preference.

>>90129333
Wow I haven't even been in this argument till now but fuck man you're sperging out. They're cartoons and you're acting like you're in a holy war with another religion.

>>90129459
How so?

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>>90129385
>Tumblr lesbians please leave.

>>90129385
Pearl, shouldn't you be watching Steven sleep?

>>90129374
The whole racism falls apart when you realize that most X-Men teams are WASP.

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>>90126540

Eh? What's this now?