/sug/ Steven Universe General

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>Faggot walk
>They hate men?
>That's offensive

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post cute gems

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>>90099518

I think one of my favourite things about “Steven Universe”, and one of the things I find most touching and personally affirming, is the relationship between Rose Quartz and Greg.

I mean, here’s Rose, who’s represented as this powerful, intelligent, charismatic, beautiful woman, respected as both a warrior and a leader.
She travels to Earth and decides to spend her life there, and in 6000 years, the human she decides is most interesting, most engaging, most beautiful…is Greg.

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Gems should eat metal

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>>90099538

Greg is a doofus. He’s bald. He’s fat. He’s a slob with no sense of style or grooming. He’s practically homeless. He’s a failed rock and roll star whose dreams of fame and fortune ended with him running a small town car wash and living in the back of an ancient van. In any other show, he would be the loser of the cast, the fuck-up, the somewhat lovable, helpless goofball who can’t be counted on for anything.

But Rose thought he was beautiful.

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jasper is best best gem

>>90099539
Lapidirts should eat lead.

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>>90099538
I like this too, its sweet. It shows true love can blossom anywhere.

>>90099539
Metal DICK

>>90099534
You first

>>90099539
You should kill yourself.

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>>90099551

It’s something of a sitcom parody; the dimwitted, ugly, slovenly husband with the beautiful, intelligent wife. Fred and Wilma, Archie and Edith, Peter and Lois, Homer and Marge. But Rose and Greg’s relationship isn’t like that. Even in my favourite of those relationships, that of Marge and Homer, Homer is presented as more than a bit of a jerk. Oh, he’s a fundamentally decent man who genuinely loves his family and treasures his wife, but he’s also selfish, thoughtless, more than occasionally neglectful, lazy, and self-centered. And more than that, in those shows, the husband is really the main character. Most of the wife’s role is reacting to his antics. But that’s not Rose and Greg’s story.

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Who will win the Stevenbowl?

>>90099581

>>90099551
We do too. Its a shame he isn't more popular than he is. Anyone would be lucky to have a father like him.

>>90099592
Connie unfortunately

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>>90099587

Greg is a good man. Not just a decent guy under the jerky exterior, but a truly and fundamentally good man. He stands up to his misogynist buddy. He adores and encourages his son in every way. He is kind and giving to everyone he meets. He works hard, even though it’s a job that he never wanted and that has taken the place of his dream. Speaking of that, even though he’s never seen even a lick of the stardom he dreamed of, Greg has never lost sight of his ambitions. He still plays music, still sings, still performs, still writes albums. Greg may never make it as a rock star, but he will never stop trying. This is what Rose saw. This is what Rose, one of the most powerful and respected warriors and generals of her people, came to love.

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>>90099607

In a world where success and worth are measured primarily in material gains and career-based achievements, Greg is a reminder of what’s truly important. In the show, his failed music career, his chubby build, his sloppy clothes, his poverty…they don’t matter. What’s emphasised is the true, human beauty of Greg; the warmth, the kindness, the courage, the imagination, the dedication to art and devotion to family. It’s a reminder to all of us who have been pushed to be “successful”, been hassled about when we were “going to get serious”…that even if we are living in poverty, even if we have no real career, even if we’re not conventionally attractive or haven’t achieved all we’ve wanted to…

We still have value.

We still have beauty.

And we are still loved.

>>90099592
Jasper

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>>90099592
Who do you think

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What did I miss?

>>90099518

> So much butthurt over a a minute and thirty seconds.

I for one am excited for Ronaldo to start the race war. But seriously you guys are way too sensitive to this shit. As much as this place loves to rail against oversensitive tumblrinas you'd think you guys could take a little bants in your direction sometime without screaming "muh SJWs"

Besides, it's Ronaldo, Despite almost killing two people he generally gets treated as a decent or well meaning character. I'm sure he'll come out of this okay in the end.

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>>90099538
>intelligent
Out of her entire army 3 gems survived.

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>>90099572

>>90099615
I like a little bit of kindness in /sug/ every now and again, thank you for sharing this Anon.

>>90099652
>Despite almost killing two people

What character hasn't tried to kill or rape someone?

>>90099648
LEAKS

Jasper is fat and ugly

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>>90099572
>>90099572

>>90099677
If you count that episode where the entire city rioted, nobody.

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>>90099518
I love Lapis Lazuli

>>90099681
>Tfw loyal to the show and can't watch the leaks without feeling a tinge of guilt.
>Also can't watch it because of freeview programming.
What do I do?

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>>90099572
>>90099572
>>90099572

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Your favourite gem would love you as a friend, think about that. Simply for the fact that you like them.

>>90099652
That's why I said this >>90099581 in the last thread. I wish it would involve the gems more but on the otherhand I'm still looking forward to Ronaldo and his crazy conspiracy theories

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>>90099592
Pearl.

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>>90099662
Yeah, but that's because of Homeworld's mysterious final weapon that corrupted all gems on Earth.

Face it, Homeworld was losing that fight. Why do you think Centi's party was ordered to flee? Why do you think the Beta Kindergarten was a huge mess? Those are just two evidences that Homeworld was getting rekt by a band of rebels.

Rebel forces are notoriously weak, as they don't have access to armies and fleets. Rose did damn good for a rebel, and even killed a DIAMOND.

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Who /hype/ for best human?

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>>90099699
그건 아니야 라피스.

>>90099708
I'm so happy that me hugging and comforting Jasper would make her happy.

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>TNCG only got a million views
Does this mean Jasperdemptionseason6 is cancelled?

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Post gluttonous gems

>>90099740
if they keep up with the shitty episodes and if cn keeps up with the shitty was it treats SU.

Then, yes.

>>90099740
How many views did SitR get?

>>90099740
Cartoon network's top show only got 1.1m that night. Their ratings have been bad lately.

>>90099766
Geez I wonder why...

>>90099708
I don't know. I'm pretty much tied between Pearl and Amethyst. I'd be too much of an imperfect slob for Pearl and not enough of a reckless slob for Amethyst. I could probably chill with Opal though.

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>>90099775
your new favorite show

>>90099740
Yep
I hope Becky and her cronies can get their shit together and wrap everything up for "season 5"

>>90099766
I wonder if Miller and other suits will reflect on their decisions and work on them

>>90099798
You know they won't.

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>>90099787
>Nothing but TTG for 5 hours straight

Did Rose eve think Earth would be better of without any gems on it?

What were everyone's thoughts on Storm in the Room? I thought it was good, even though it was pretty much reinforcing what we already knew about Steven's ambiguous feelings towards Rose.

>>90099838
Constantly.

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>"THEY'RE PUTTING MINERALS IN THE WATER THATS TURNIN' THE FRIGGEN' ROCKS GAY"

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>>90099846
Alot of it was rather sweet, it shows as well that Steven really wants his mother. (Like the rest of the Gems and Greg)

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are you ready, /sug/?

I hate women

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This show is four years old, fuck me.

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>>90099675

>>90099916
*6-11 years olds

>>90099969
No I mean, It is four years old.

>>90099977
I should really get new glasses.

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>>90099853
>"INTER DIMENSIONAL PSYCHIC DIAMONDS"

If this episode ends with Ronaldo being painted in a bad light, for being rightfully fearful of Aliens I will be annoyed. Love and tolerance dosen't work when the "rock people" have been shown to kidnap humans and take then from their families.

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The previews don't seem to indicate that Ronaldo will talk to any of the gems in this episode, but that's too soon to tell.

I'm kind of disappointed that they changed the voice actor.

>>90100057
> Love and tolerance dosen't work when the "rock people" have been shown to kidnap humans
But Anon, NOT ALL ROCKPEOPLE. You can't judge the entire group just because all of them except 4 are hostile :^)

Hey /sug/, I actually thought of a way red lyrium could be useful In SU.

Every time the Red lyrium/human OC is on screen you know its a homeworld episode.

Every time it's not on screen it's a SOL episode.

Good or bad?

>>90100092
Stop pushing Dragon Age.

>>90100068
Did they? Still sounds like him.

>>90100072
hey... don't say r*ck p**ple its a slur

>>90100099
How else do you want an artificial hybrid?
>Bone.
>Halite.
>Gypsum.

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Is shitposting the filler of threads, or is filler the shitposting of television?

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>20XX
>SU final episode
>Steven poofs the tri-diamond fusion but sacrifices their life doing so, destroying their human body to the point of basically unrecoverable and unrecognizable
>Leaves behind a poofed gem
>Distant Finale
>Gems are at temple in beach city, wondering what the hell to do
>Steven's gem glows from pedestal/cushion/something or other
>Screen blacks out just as gem forming sound cues
>"Rose?"
>Cue credits

if this doesn't happen I'm commissioning someone to make garnet's fists and going on a genocide crusade against the crewniverse

>dreaded rocknaldo being a lamar episode
>it's a zuke episode educating kids on social justice
>praying and wishing it had been a lamar episode instead

So the Gems ARE in the episode itself, but given that Steven's watching a video on his phone it could be the very end of the episode.

So I guess this is more KBCW2 rather than RTCS2.

Ehh, could've been worse.

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>>90100180
>yfw human tissue is grown out of the Gem and forms a human body, after which the Gem glows and restores Steven to who he was before he died
Though I would like for that to happen, a fuckton of questions would be raised.

Remember - THEY HATE MEN!

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I love the ironic emulation of the tumblrites on these threads. I'm glad we can agree onone thing- they're fucking tools.

>>90100205
Indeed, And your picture is for ants.

>>90100205
>4 KB

>>90100204
No, they just dont't like them. Actually, they like <b>something that is opposite of men.</b> Like <b>reeeeeeaaaaaally like.</b>

>>90100238
holy fuck reddit is invading

>>90099539
Metal?

>>90100205
Fuck I'm not indexer, but this is ridiculous anon

>>90100244
its a shame. /sug/ attracts a lot of ledditors, probably because /r/stevenuniverse attracts a lot of tumblr

>>90100238
>html formatting on an american emulation of a japanese animu imageforum

>attempting to summon /pol/ on pure, innocent /co/

>>90099592
Greg

>>90100198
god current steven looks like shit

>>90100189
>dreaded rocknaldo being a lamar episode
Well then you're a retard, townie episodes are Lamar's specialty

I've got high hops the rest of this season sill be good, I just have a feeling it will move the plot along a lot more, and will tie up loose ends with Bismuth.

>>90100296
Yeah Lamar gave us such blessed gifts like Onion Gang and House Guest

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post holy, perfect diamonds that are the only saving grace that can possibly hijack this SJ episode 5 minutes in and stop this hell fanfic

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Should I rape the Lapis?

>>90100304
>>90100189

Can someone give me a recap on what /sug/
thinks about each and every one of the boarders? I honestly cannot tell any difference besides artstyles.

>>90100308
>House Guest
>Townie episode
Oh so you are a retard, carry on

>>90099895
Hey come on, only people with nice cars get villainized in this show.

>>90099916
8-13 year olds more realistically.

>>90099615
10 million dollars jingle it's a failure on music career?
I been wasting my time failing on other areas of work.

>>90100326
>>90100296
Lamar fuck off

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THE LAPPY IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
THAT ISN'T PART OF THE DEFAULT HOMEWORLD APPEARENCE MODIFIERS
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

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>>90100205
ANTS BE GONE FROM THIS THREAD

>>90100057
Rock people are a peaceful world conquring race.

>>90100324
SHIT FUCK FORGOT IMPORTANT DETAIL

>>90100138
Gypsum is giant crystals, floating sentinel towers. Like the Mexican cave crystals

>>90100180
No, that'd suck.

>>90100260
We are the last bastion of hope in this cold dead world.

>>90100326
Still an awful episode retard

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>mfw they want me to close my lovely establishment

>>90100180
I want finale of Steven and rose hugging.

Idk how but i want it. I want a full family. Completeness that's what I want to feel in a finale, complete. Imperfect yet complete.

>>90100411
That looks absolutely nothing like Steven.

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>>90100092
Red Lyrium isn't something from Origins, which means it's shit and you should stop mentioning it.

>>90100370
Any mineral that's in the human body count's.

>>90100352
Her THICC sister though...

>>90100430
Name a biologically present mineral so I won't mention Red Lyrium again.

>>90100438
What would be neat is if Steven's kids have a network of crystals as an additional system in their bodies. So they can't use light weapons but they're strong and can fly.

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Ronaldo is right, gems want to steal our world and kill us. Make Earth Great Again,

>>90100452
Calcium
Salt

the animation quality in some of the more recent episodes looks just as terrible as season 1. what happened?

>>90100491
Ehh, mostly for TNCG. The recent Bomb and SITR is up there with some the best work in the series.

>>90100491
They got news it's being cancelled so they no longer give a shit.

>>90099662
you mean 5

>>90100475
I already named by-products of those.

>>90100461
>Connie looking like a sexier version of her mother later on in life.
Don't tempt me with MILF's.

>>90100504
Action scenes =/= best work in the series

>>90100189
Zuke doing her shit again

>>90100541
IDK what's going on or what's red L or whatever. Good night and good luck

>>90099539
Did peri stuff a bolt into that tiny cookie thing or something? What the fuck, peridot?

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AH FUCK I JUST REALIZED WHY PERIDOT COULD SEND ELECTRICITY DOWN AMETHYST'S WHIP

SHE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A COIL

>>90100534
Are you counting Rose herself?

I also think Amethyst emerged after the war.

>>90100577
Ok, 4 then.
Ruby, Sapphire, Pearl and Bismuth.

>>90100534
7 if we're counting gems she put on ice like Bismuth and Lapis.

>>90100105
It sounds like an impersonation, yes

>>90100596
> Ronaldo we knew was actually replaced by a snake person

>>90100576
How did Garnet do it in Catch and Release then?

>>90100588
Lapis wasn't intentional

>>90099530
Thank God Zuke is kill
I'll miss her art but not her faggotry

>>90100583
Rose poofed Bismuth before she shattered Pink Diamond.

>>90100631
And being bubbled in another dimension protected her.

>>90100628
Wait what happened to Zuke?

>>90100576
she's electric

>>90100651
She quit/was fired on bad terms

>>90100626
Was it? Bismuth poofed her, and we can't trust Lapis' retelling of events of what happened afterwards. I don't buy for a second that it just happened to be lost at the galaxy warp all that time without them noticing, especially when they did routine checks to make sure the warps were all cut off. Who knows what Rose had planned.

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https://soundcloud.com/user-561653243/comparison1

So I just put together a little comparison clip of
1) Pink Diamonds chord (each of the diamonds has a specific chord)
2) A section of the S4 creepy credit music (note the chord and the piano melody)
3) A section of music (sorry about Steven talking over the top) from SitR when Steven confronts Rose; this has been pitch shifted up by a whole tone to show that it's the same piano melody, just in a different key

>the S4 credit song is Roses true theme
>Rose = PD confirmed?

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What will their son look like?

>>90100689
1. Another Steven but with a green gem.
2. Nothing, because Peri doesn't have a varguba.

>>90100682
Bummer, but after that Rocknaldo clip, I'm alot less sad to see her go. Any word as to the why? All I know about Zuke was her rather bad twitter meltdown.

WHAT IS TTG EVEN ABOUT, WHY DOES CN GIVE THAT SO MUCH TIME COMPARED TO SU.

>>90100724
teen titans go deserves it

>>90100724
It's popcorn filler that the kids go nuts for. Seriously, have you ever watched a bit? It's like a more subdued version of Mighty Magiswords and a less witty version of Looney Tunes.

>>90100724
Because it's likely a quarter of the budget and fills up air time.

>>90100724
Money's on my way home from work to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work on a date for a few weeks ago I have to no a good time

Is Rocknaldo a Zuke episode? How many more prerecorded Zuke episodes do I have to endure?

>>90100712
She seems like she's insufferable to work with and very entitled regarding characters that aren't hers. Since being gay is decidedly her only character trait she can't stop forcing her ideology into everything she touches.

>>90100712
She tried to force Lapidot into the show, and from the clip here, its clear she is going to be bashing on men/boys this entire episode.

>>90099787
I don't know why you guys are so butt hurt about their schedule. Their target audience is at school from the hours of 8 to 3, TTG is essentially dead air.

>>90100768
>prerecorded

>>90100801
Because it's pretty much their only cartoon now. And it's not even that amazing. Also for a cartoon that takes most of the airing slots it doesn't get as many views anymore either

>>90100823
Most of their other shows are serialized and can't be used as filler

>>90100833
Not true

>>90100842
Does anyone actually knows why Zuke has been kicked out?

>>90100854
Didn't she quit?

>>90100854
Yeah we do, from her side. Rebecca Sugar is apparently a Nazi and tore her OTP apart

>>90100768
Someone edit wiki episodes list to credit all future episodes to Zuke, so anon will be forced to rely on his own opinions of what's good or bad instead of relying on juked zuke meme.

>>90100784
Ehhhh less bashing of boys, more kind of a political statement I feel (especially with that minerals in the water supply jab) Which you know, political statements in a kids show are always super fun.

>researches her blog


And one of those people that thought that Trump winning would drive people to suicide, yeah this is going to be "fun"

I've never really followed any other of the crew, any other shit tier boarders?

>>90100775
>decidedly her only character trait
Don't forget depression and laziness

>>90100688
>the S4 credit song is Roses true theme
that might be possible considering aivi + sura said that we've so far only heard "Rose, as remembered by others"

>>90100854
Uprooted

Death to Pearls

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>>90100876
> so anon will be forced to rely on his own opinions of what's good or bad
In my own opinion Zuke hasn't created a single good episode so far. Why would I expect anything good from her then?

>>90100887
Oh silly me, how could I forget? how quirky and relatable!

>>90100955
Messy hair Amethyst is the only loss that hurts

>>90100955
Chille Tid, Historical Friction, Catch and Release, Too Short to Ride, Steven vs. Amethyst and Know Your Fusion are good.

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>>90100955
She did Gem Heist and thus created this?

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>>90100955
Chille Tid, Pearl being a mom in Historical Friction, Catch and Release, Log Dat, Steven vs. Amethyst, Know Your Fusion, Last One Out of Beach City, and Gem Heist were great you ultra retard.

>>90101011
>Last One Out of Beach City
>great
Wrong.

>>90100990
There's no question she was a good art monkey. There are some people who will be like,
>B-b-but Lapis' hair!
But I say at least her art was consistent from one shot to the next and generally always looked good. The same can't be said for certain other boarders. The problem arose from letting her have a mind of her own.

>>90101011
I liked Chille Tid, Catch and Release and Log Date. The rest, not so much.

>>90099518
Zuke never did a good episode period.
Any example you said doesn't count.

>>90101046
The problem arose from her writing.

>>90099518
>They hate men!?
...You think the crew comes here often?

>>90101083
More or less the same thing

>>90101096
Yeah, Zuke's a few post above you defending xer episodes

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Why does Steven walk like a faggot?

>>90101046
>and generally always looked good.

I actually agree but her Lapis, Steven and Peridot are awful

>>90100604
THEY'RE ALREADY TAKING OVER

>>90101174
He's walked like that at least two times by now.

>>90101046
I think they promoted her way too fast. She and Amber should still be revisionists, but now look what happened. There was fallout with Zuke, and Amber got rushed in to fill the void despite never demonstrating whether or not she knows how the fuck to tell a story and set up shots. Things will only get worse.

>>90101198
First one was in Steven Floats IIRC.

>>90101198
Each instance was boarded by a fag.

It's no coincidence.

>>90101216
So the boarder who boarded him walking like that is making Steven walk a certain way, so what?

>>90100724
Because it's a combination of our show doesn't deserve it and ttg is basically the whole network now

>>90101227
Because it's fruity.

>>90100955
If you really think those were all bad episodes I honestly have no idea what you could possibly be getting out of watching this show

>>90100724
it's loud and fun. Perfect for kids just tuning in at any time for whatever episode.

Steven Universe has become so plot centric that it seems CN isn't willing to air reruns anymore unless it's in a marathon format.

>>90101174
he's evolved from a fat and goofy to cute and faggy

>>90101112
So if someone defends an episode we automatically assume it's someone from the crew?

>>90101273
Not everything can last forever.
Which is probably why even kids have turned off television when that shit is on.
I mean, even children must have standards too.

>>90101312
Or that post was joke and you're a touchy faggot, Zuke

>>90101206
Things were already worse.
They should just given the jobs to us.

>>90101264
We watch this show for action and plot.
I'm not sure why other people watch it.

>>90099539
artist/sauce?

>>90101328
How can someone be a faggot if they are non binary?

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>>90101011
Mostly agree. Here, anon. Have another Peri relic.

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>>90101286
An improvement, desu

the only thing I'm going to miss about Zuke its peridot nice butt.

>>90099551
Greg is representive of life. If he had stayed with Marty, he would be living the rock n roll dream. Instead he chose love. He gave up his dreams to have a life with Rose. He just lucked out and managed to snag a low maintenance alien

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>>90101312
Good God zuke, I know you don't have a job, but don't you have SOMETHING else to do besides THIS?

>>90101353
>not using faggot as a catch-all for degenerate cry babies

>>90101394
You know this would be her only home.
Have you seen her tweets?

>>90101342
SU is 10% action at best, you silly tool.

>>90101407
Wouldn't that be pussies?
Or cucks?

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>>90101174
because he's a faggot

>>90101433
>Wouldn't that be pussies?
Not on 4chan, or even the Internet in general at times.

>Or cucks?
>>>/pol/

>>90101418
Then why did Sugar promote as an action packed cartoon?

>>90101353
I'd call you a newfag, but you'd probably reply saying you aren't gay because of how much of a newfag you are.

>>90101464
>the creator of a show is in charge of advertisiments
Not at all. She also said in an interview that this is a comfy show, not a space opera.

>>90099615
what is this feeling? Why am I tearing up. Can something so beautiful truly exist here amongst this shit? I don't know what to say... Thank you anon.

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>>90101464
But anon, she never did. Nice bait though.

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>>90101433
No because pussy doesn't have the same grit or bite faggot does.

It's a shame the most taboo words are the most fun to say.

>>90101390
Greg is a disgrace to men everywhere.
Even Peter Griffin would look at him in shame and disgust.

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>>90101501
>>90101511
She never said it was mainly one or the other either.

I mean time has told the Action is way better regardless but still.

>>90101533
You think THAAAAAT'S bad. Remember the time Lois tried to steal the world's ocean?

>>90101174
You have to be the most manly man alive if you wear a pink shirt and walk like that, that's why Connie it's all over his dick.

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>>90101507
Poor people will still die miserably in a gutter or pile of trash though. But hey at least they have "warmth".

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Post rare Pearl designs

>>90101507
Rebecca Sugar, quit same fagging. No one cares about Greg.

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Is Steven depressed?

>>90101477
Everyone is a little gay on 4chan.

>>90101526
I think it's the sharp consonants. It's why fuck and shit feel so satisfying to say, but damn or simply fag don't.

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It's funny in context but good fucking god, I'll take "#NotMyPresident"Amber over Puke any day.

>>90099538
>>90099551
>>90099587
>>90099607
>>90099615
>all this gay shit
Felch all you want, Greg will always be shit.
No amount of blogging redeem that pile of shit.

>>90101657
Pearl please go

>>90101616
Where is Connie?

>>90101632
Archaic gay or modern gay?

>>90101657
Good, he was irrelevant.

>>90101638
It's not even political though.
In-Universe, they could be quite stabdoffish to men and women but Ronaldo has only seen it with men.
Out of the universe, well...have you seen the shitposting going on?

>>90101638
>White Diamond becomes a Trump stand in.
>The show devolves into a critique of Trump's policies which will date the show horribly.
Uh, might want to rethink that.

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>>90101638
Amber may be a fat ugly dyke but she landed pretty well in the wife-getting department. Shelby is not nearly as shabby as I thought she'd be.

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GUYS

>>90101674
This.
Greg is possibly the most irrelevant character on the show.

>>90101638
>Ignoring all the shitposts about women being Mary Sues and men being treated like shit on the show.
If anything, this proves Zuke the Nuke is a /co/mrade.

>>90101712
Old and foreign.

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>>90101705
>That shirt
I was hoping to forget their little pet project.

>>90101742
Did it ever go anywhere?

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>>90101698
lel. It wouldn't be the first time.

>>90101770
>date the show horribly
Thats is literally every southpark episode ever made. They always do it on current events because it takes so little time to make.

>>90099725
I am.
>Steven! You're a Rock Person?!

Gunna be gud

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Gems should remember to put a sock on the doorknob.

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>>90101768
It updated recently I think. they now have eight of pic related.

>>90101815
Lapidirts should remember to put a bullet in their head

>>90101712
see
>>90101740

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>>90101834
Gems should ignore mean anons.

>>90099518
>Son has a traumatic experience over the conflicting feelings of his renegade mother.
>Greg: "Hurr I brought Dominos!"
Why is Greg worst cartoon dad?

>>90101895
You are >>>/trash/
Get >>>/out/

>>90101899
Greg wasn't in the room with Steven. Troll.

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Gems should keep eating

>>90101895
I didn't think there could be anything worse than Korrasami, but Lapidot actually pulls it off somehow.

>>90101911
How am I trolling?
Greg saw how bad Steven was feeling.
He thought pizza could solve everyone's problems.

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>>90101911
>Troll
Fucking newfag

>>90101927
Just be glad Lapidot isn't canon.

>>90100689
>he'd go to his dad first
>umm... You know how you murdercocked mom? Weeeeeell

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Gems should get closer

>>90100541
Not exactly, she'll be taller and fit as fuck. Also, eye-patch because foreshadowing.

>>90101987
>Solid snake Milf.
Don't make me cuck Steven from his waifu.

>>90102043
Steven's already married to six.

>>90100768
What if she's actually still working there and all of the Jukening has been us chasing our own farts? Not that she isn't terrible, but what if she's terribly employed.

>>90100204
It's gonna be "illegal aliens" all over again, a one-off joke that winds up making Tumblr furious that Steven talked to him instead of killing him

>>90101927
>worse than Korrasami
Mako pls.

>>90100955
Steven vs. Amethyst was great.

>>90102084
Please no more /pol/

>>90102084
Tumblr and 4chan are pretty steamed he wasn't killed in KBCW. He's not exactly the most popular character.

>>90101025
It wasn't bad, but the "Muh mystery dyke" shit that followed irks me.

>>90101081
Wrong.

>>90102084
I will never understand how that joke triggered so many people.
They're multicolored, they're from space, what else was Andy supposed to call them?

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>>90101950

>>90102181
This whole show at face value is not really all that tumblristic.
Lesbians maybe, but that was a thing way before SU.

>>90102128
Well get ready for her return!
Expect Pearl to get over Rose but not really and expect S to have even less personality for shipping reasons.

>>90101174
Because he's a secret member of the Beach City Committie of Silly Walks.

>>90102197
Yep
But its the easiest way to insult it so they use it.

>>90102204
Fuck, meant for
>>90102150

>>90101187
I don't mind her Steven and Lapis, but her Peridot hair is bland as shit.

>Wake Up
>Zuke is grabbing your flaccid cock
what do?

>>90102234
call the police

>>90102150
It perplexes me; Tumblr hates the fuck out of Pewey but at least Dewey has personality, name and a freaking voice in canon to work with.
Pearl x S is shipped solely because of muh lesbians and for them to self insert as S, if they even bother giving her a personality.

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>>90102128
Too bad, I liked Andy. I felt pretty bad for him because I know that feel.

>>90102234
Uproot her head from her neck

>>90102234

Tell her to get the fuck out of my apartment

And throw a shoe at her for ruining two characters.

>>90101316
Yeah, when I was a kid they kept re-running the same episode of George Shrinks over and over again, so I'd watch The Hobbit on VHS instead.

>>90102253
I mean, Dewey has the typical townie IQ of -100
So there was that, and the fact his first impression to pearl was literally "Hey! I stole the play that you wrote and made it my own! TM"

>>90102253
they would be hilarious together

>>90102246
Agreed.

>>90102276
True but it's a bit more endearing than
>looks like dead girlfriend
>Oh you're an alien? That's cool. Here's my number.
Come to think of it, is S stupid or does she really not care that Pearl is an alien.

>>90102253
It's also because they just really love RosexPearl and will go for any chance of it being more canon than it already is.
MG is just straight up bad for Pearl. She'll cause her to relapse back into her obsession with Rose, when Pearl has recently been doing so well on her own and without the need of approval or directions from others.

>>90102258
If it makes you feel better, Andy popped up in Steven's Dream and no one was asking for his death.

>>90101526
That's also why cunt is a premium cuss

>>90102330
Humans of SU don't care about the alien shit as of post season 2.

>>90102276
>Dewey has the typical townie IQ of -100
Fucking hilarious.

>>90102330
S stands for sneople, anon. Pearl will suffer.

>>90102368
They haven't cared since the pilot.

>>90102276
>>90102374
Given the fact that they haven't bothered the Gems or run them out of town, they're at least smarter than the average Marvel civilian.

>>90102349
>It's also because they just really love RosexPearl and will go for any chance of it being more canon than it already is.
Do they forget that Greg was Rose's one true love?
Or that she banged a ton of men.
It that she probably never returned Pearl's feelings?

>>90101950
I wonder if Pearl couldn't summon a weapon back then.

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>>90102489
Rose and Pearl were still lovers, it's just that Rose is okay with polygamy and Pearl wasn't.
It also didn't help that Rose wasn't very communicative with Pearl. If Rose had made it clearer that she loves both Greg and Pearl, and that she wants to have a loving relationship with both of them, maybe Pearl wouldn't be so salty.

>>90102539
>Rose and Pearl were still lovers, it's just that Rose is okay with polygamy and Pearl wasn't.
When was this ever implied?

>>90102539
Say, if Tumblr loves Greg and Tumblr loves Pearl, why do they hate seeing them shipped?

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>>90102573
Rebecca has said that their relationship wasn't one-sided, and Rose agreeing to fuse with Pearl for that music video must imply that Rose still felt something for her, especially with that dance.
Yes, I know it was also to make the music video more "exciting" for Rose's part and to spite Greg on Pearl's part.
>>90102601
LESBIANS
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>Wake Up
>Zuke's fingers are up your vagina
what do?

>>90102656
I have a vagina?

>>90102656
Grab my bedside shotgun

>>90102650
>Rose agreeing to fuse with Pearl for that music video must imply that Rose still felt something for her,
As Smoky Quartz showed, you don't necessarily need to have romantic feelings for the other person to fuse. Add into Stevonnie being more perfect than Rainbow Quartz (with the writers confirming Rainbow isn't a perfect fusion) Rose's feelings remain ambiguous.

You have a point with Rebecca Sugar's quote though.

>>90102716
What makes a fusion "perfect"?

>>90102736
Using Stevonnie as an example, being perfectly human.
Garnet and Rainbow have extra eyes.
Sardonyx, Sugilite, Opal, and Smoky have extra arms.
Stevonnie looks like a normal human girl.

>>90102043
She'd have a scar starting at her forehead slanting down under the patch and extending out to just above her lip. She'd have a cold militant demeanor and on her shoulder would rest a great rose engraved broadsword with a cracked pink gemstone at the guard. A cold light would fall from the blade putting her angular, lined features into sharp relief. Known to the Corp as only General hers is a past of bitter victories built on the back of crushing defeat. The sharp crack of her boots as she whirls to face her veiled other-worldly advisor, a pale hand gestured as a nimbus of dancing figures trailed forth. As her eye swivels to you and she bekons you forth, all hail the Grande Geode, All Hail Earth's Might!

Yes yes, tldr; you faggot, I know. But muh spec opra!

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>>90102539
Even if I'm a huge shipper at heart and especially love the relationship between Rose and Pearl, I don't believe that Rose was in love with her.

She was probably curious and enjoying their relationship but she clearly wasn't in love with her. Remember that Rose Quartzes were probably made to be around humans and take care of them, and this is why Rose fell in love with Greg and not Pearl.

>>90102103
?

>>90100624
this one was explained. Hot + Cold = Electricity.

>>90102650
I'm somewhat amused people use We Need To Talk as an example of how queer the show is.
Yes, there's a homoeroctic scene with Pearl and Rose but that lasts for like two minutes; the rest of the episodes concerns Greg and Rose's relationship.
If I wanted to prove that SU was the "gayest show on earth" (god forbid), I'd use something like The Answer.

>>90102716
>perfect fusion
What do you mean, exactly? "Perfect" as in no extra body parts?
The extra body parts is for design, and for the cool factor. Fusion designs most of the time, if not always follow the rule of cool. For example: Smoky's third arm. A lot of people are disgusted by this and think they'd look a lot better without it, but the third arm is a reference to a three-finger yo-yo trick, allowing the fusion to perform cool yo-yo tricks.
Also, Smoky isn't the first to have shown romance isn't needed. Opal already did that, and she was the first fusion introduced. Even Sugilite wasn't out of romance. Or Malachite. Or that big Ruby fusion.
>>90102772
As I've written, design doesn't make a fusion perfect. Stability and maintainability makes a fusion perfect. By this account, Stevonnie is not a perfect fusion as they have unfused multiple times, where as Garnet has unfused consensually (not counting Keeping It Together, as they didn't entirely unfuse).

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>>90100576
limb enhancers

>>90102816
In other words, classic RPG shout out.

>>90102831
Same anon, wanted to add that though Garnet did unfuse in The Return, it was because of a new, unknown weapon that is designed to destabilize and poof Gems instantly.

I miss Peridot's limb enhancers. Sure they were a metaphor for her disconnectedness from the earth, but they were so cool!

>>90102831
>Stability and maintainability makes a fusion perfect.
Malachite was able to maintain her fusion though.

>>90102204
Yeah, I just hope it goes somewhere. Even if it's just a lesson for Pearl about how she has to stop seeing Rose in people and appreciate them for them.

>>90102234
Look at her with raised eyebrows as I stay flaccid.

Is rainbow quartz's weapon going to be a parasol? Spear + shield?

>>90102831
>Also, Smoky isn't the first to have shown romance isn't needed. Opal already did that, and she was the first fusion introduced. Even Sugilite wasn't out of romance. Or Malachite. Or that big Ruby fusion.
I used Smoky as an example because it's probably the only one people can misconstrue into romance. Unless you're into pseudo incest.

>>90102873
Purely because Lapis wanted to make Jasper suffer, and then later on because Jasper and Lapis wanted revenge on the Crystal Gems. Malachite was far from stable, but she was able to hold out not out of love, but hate. Would you say hate makes a fusion, or anything "perfect"?

Who the fuck has invaded /sug/?
Reveal yourself cowardly anon.

>>90102918
What about Sugilite, who maintained her fusion as her as her individuality became apparent?
And going back to Stevonnie and Garnet, they only infuse during great times of stress, and sometimes even beyond that. They can actually maintain fusion when things are calm.

>>90102918
A perfect match made in hell

Just woke up and saw the leaks.

So, this is going to be another episode where Ronaldo is an autist for 11 minutes, huh? Hopefully though, we'll get some new foreshadowing out of him.

>>90102656
Bite her fingers off.

>>90101533
In what way? He's an upstanding individual and has been an ideal father figure for Steven. He has a job (in fact he owns the wash business) which he really doesn't need cause he's richer than any of you faggots anyway

>>90103010
>So, this is going to be another episode where Ronaldo is an autist for 11 minutes, huh?
That's his niche. Maybe he'll calm down after finding a girlfriend.

>>90103011
What the fuck, do you have teeth in there?
RIP any anons manhood.

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>>90103010
>Zuke
>Writing Characters as they should be
That's a funny joke.

>>90103012
He's been shit. Steven would be better off with any other father figure than Greg.
And does it really count as a job when his business is failing?
>richer than any of you faggots
Nice ad hominem.

>>90102910
That'd be neat.

>>90103044
Besides Peridot and Lapis, she can actually maintain other character's personalities.
It helps that she's not sexually attracted to anyone else.

>>90103044
So Ronaldo won't be borderline deranged in this episode?
I fail to see the downside of this.

>>90102966
It's probably some strange personality traits that Sugilites have. Not just ones formed through fusion, but non-fusion Sugilites. Additionally, Sugilite was given a lot of time for herself and her unique identity came out of loneliness and abandonment by Pearl and Steven. Perhaps if the two of them had stayed by the communication hub, Sugilite could've been apprehended and be unfused.
And I assume you mean unfuse? Garnet hasn't unfused out of stress, she's unfused from being attacked by a weapon that is designed to instantly poof Gems. There was also Keeping It Together when they saw the horror that was the Cluster Gems, and seeing how Homeworld abused fusion and shattered Crystal Gems.
So going by this "maintainability in peace" thing, Rainbow Quartz was very stable for that music video. She did her job, and then unfused.