Why are tamaraneans so qt?

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>>90046446
They're filthy Troqs. And I can say that openly now that we're living in Trump's 'murica.

>>90046446
they evolved from space cats

>>90046446
What color is Starfires pussy?

>>90046476
And now that we live in trumps 'murica, I can call you a scrap metal subhuman, right?

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>>90046491
>>90046494
does evolving from cats also mean, that her piss would smell so horrid that we can smell it from a literal oblivion?

>>90046536
At least be more creative with your racism

>>90046635
yes
she also shrieks like a Siamese in heat whenever she's feeling frisky

>>90046700
put can she purr?
It would be qt when you are cuddling her and she will start purring

>>90046476
This

Filthy troq genocide when?

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>>90046491
Wait a minute! So when she bathes silkie, she wasn't just doing this weird and quirky tamaranean custom thing but she was doing it because its part of her cat-like instincts?

>>90046730
ye but she also tends to claw your arm or leg in a non-sexy way when cuddling

>>90046926
yup.

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>>90046872
What did you say pipsqueak?

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>>90046926
heres the gif version

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>>90046872
>wanting to exterminate a literal swimsuit models women
you are a disgrace of mankind anon

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>>90046953
I'm a cat owner, therefore I'm adapted for this

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>>90047044
her tongue is so long and thick

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>>90047200
>>90047209
I watched the cartoon several times and now I payed attention to it only now
THEY USE A FUCKING HALBARDS?

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>>90047371

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>>90047200
>>90047209
>>90047371
>>90047397
>one of the races with oldest contact with other civilizations uses a fucking medieval weapons
If they didn't have superpowers, any kind of first contact with them would be like aztecs vs spanish
fucking troqs

>>90047527
When I imagine scenes like this, I always hear EU III main theme or Medieval Total war Battle of otumba soundtrack
t. strategyfag

>>90047044
I want Starfire to bathe my dick

>>90046926
>Sandpaper tongue.

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>>90047811
I want Starfire to bathe my entire body.

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>>90047811
>>90048362
I want starfire to exist

>>90047527
Thousands of years of civilization and we still sometimes kill each other with our fists. The old ways never truly die.

>>90048286
I have a pain kink
I've intentionally scratched up my dick with my nails while jerking it more than once

>>90048407
there is a difference between occasional using and mass use ON A FUCKING GOVERNMENT LEVEL.

>>90048286
you're saying as if it's a bad thing!

>>90048466
woops
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>>90048507
this is never getting old

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>>90048419
I once knew a friend who would stuff a tissue box full of needles and fuck it.

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>>90048646
nothing close to this, but I know a guy who fucked an oak tree with splinters

>>90048507
has there ever in the history of /co/ media been a character who could teleport by climbing through nooses? if not seems like something ripe for /coc/ threads

>>90048677
Getting pleasure from pain is one thing I'll never understand. Sure, they get pleasure from it but you're mutilating your dick in the process. You could end up ruining your dick to the point where it no longer functions properly.

>>90048718
some of us practice moderation and avoid anything that leaves scars

great googly moogly I love hot wax though, especially the feeling of people scraping it off with their nails once its started to harden but your skin is still hypersensitive

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>>90048692
silly anon, he was making a suicide joke

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>>90048692
What about Kenny? We know every time he kills himself, he just jumps to a dimension/timeline where he doesn't die so killing himself via noose would have the same effect.

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>>90048739
I cringed into a ball trying to imagine that kind of pain on my pee pee.

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Just Imagen if she was a 4chan user and would see all the threads about her and all this autistic shitposting

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>>90046446
Rule 63 Starfire and Robin.

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>>90048860
Just tell her autistic shitposting is a normal earth thing people do and she'll go along with it.

>>90046446
Who says they're all qt? Have we ever seen an ugly one?

>>90048913
"oh, It's a normal thing for technologically advanced race such as us, Starfire. You may not understand this, since your troqie people didn't even invented arquebus and culverin cannons yet and your guard is still using the weapons that are outdated here for at least 6 centuries"

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Just imagine...

>>90048913
Then everyone will tell her that's it's also customary to post tits then she wonders why it's only hers that's on every thread

>>90048913
Constant confusion and curiosity about Earth customs made her even more qt

>>90048913
>>90048971
explain memes to starfire
like this one
>>90046635

>>90046446
They're the niggers of space aliens. Never done anything if value but constantly whine about muh oppression.

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>>90049432
No
and No they didn't whine about it, she just mentioned the fact

These are real niggers of the universe. literal space barbary pirates. They must be exterminated in the name of mankind.
t. TIDF

>>90049058
>Fucking invisible dick

>>90048286
This will give "scratching my balls" a whole new meaning

>>90047527
They have powers tho. Thus defeating the purpose of ever inventing firearms. Throwing energy balls that explode will always be more effective than an early firearm. Firearms picked up in our society because they were effective early on in comparison to what we already had. We don't have widely used rail guns, particle canons or blasters in our world because none of those technologies are as effective and efficient as a simple firearm powered by an explosive detonation of gunpowder. If we already had the natural ability to throw energy balls that destroy armor and extinguishes lives easily then guns would have neeeeever been invented.

>>90049689
Q: then why do they use fucking spears?

Ok, I'll answer it my self: Because according to comics, laser thing were only a trait for ruling family (if I recall correctly) and main tamaranean trait was to fly only. Writers didn't thin about that when creating a cartoon. and we never actually see other tamaraneans using their powers in the cartoon.

>>90049749
>fucking spears
Jesus marie, they're halberds....

>>90049432
They are space Viking hippies and I've never seen them whine about anything. Starfire doesn't like being called a Troq, but sentient beings generally don't like to be disrespected. Being angry at someone going out of their way to be an asshole for the sake of being an asshole, isn't whining. If I were working with someone that treated me like that, I'd just drop whatever I'm doing and be all like "you're on your own, motherfucker". There's no nobility in taking shit from some unneccessarily disrespectful twat.

>>90047164
quacho queen best girl

>>90049749
Ok, that makes sense.

>>90049776
nah, they are actually quite a nigger race.
I mean, when you are defeated by A FUCKING LIZARDS, it will spoil your reputation.

also
daily reminder, that Tamaraneans are DC version of Khajiits. and not only because of the cat thing:
>wandering gypsies
>attracted to narcotics
>considered to be inferior by an entire galaxy
>worshiping a female version of sheogorath

>>90049776
nah, starfires speech, removing out that """wisdom""" part was about "boo hoo, my race is disrespected, but hey at least humans like us, because we are considered fuckable by your taste"

>>90050320
This, basically

>>90048912
Damn, the artist made gender bend Robin a semen demon.

>>90047371
>>90047527
Guards use polearms in fucking Star Wars you overreacting babies.

>>90051691
>no bellybutton
is she a clone?

>>90051786
She isn't human or even related to anything from this planet.
She could have sprouted from an egg for all we know.

>>90052128
No, its an animation error
Shes pretty much a human with nine stomachs

>>90047209
>Blackfire wears the most clothing
>this signifies her evil

>>90052172
Oh.
Well, fuck me then, I guess.

>>90052214
You can't trust those clothes wearing aliens. They must have something to hide!

>>90052394
An orange alien pussy destined for smooth human cocks to be exact

>>90051803
Qt

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>>90046660
>Tin plated nigger
>Tigger
>Fucking tiggers coming in here from space without any citizenship and taking all the goddamn space patrol jobs from decent Americans!

>God damned Rustbacks works too
>sort of partial to Chromebacks

>>90047527
Every other planet in their solar system is inhabited. One of them is basically the planet of 70's era Kung Fu stereotypes.

I never got why they only ever wear purple.

>>90054251
They are all colour blind.