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Oldfags of /sug/, when mirror gem/ocean gem was about to air was there any hype leading up to it?
Like, did promos spoil shit like the fact Lapis was going to be a thing?
what was it like back then?
this show is bad
Amethyst is cutest gem and best sister
>>90007786
First for cancellation
>>90007786
I wanna hug dat bug
>>90007786
what's she called?
I need porn. porn of this majestic creature.
>>90007786
Cyclops Squad when
>>90007843
Centipeetle
lapiven
Where the fuck is the new episode??
>>90007843
>>90007786
Not 4 fucking threads ago you fucks told me bug is for fug.
For fuck's sake which is it???
>>90007886
Literal nothing.
>>90007886
ctrl f mega
>>90007644
>>90007682
>>90007713
All I know of it so far:
https://twitter.com/moro_mrm/status/832593984505552897
pic MAY be related? by the same artist at least
>>90007878
canon
Will we ever see Centipeetle's true form?
there appears to be apearlnetdoujin being sold in a month from now. I wonder if it'll be available afterwards for sale online.
>>90007786
http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/post/157374744343/who-else-needs-a-hug-after-that-steven-ep
>>90007959
>f
ye
>>90007810
No.
>>90007890
>>90007920
DELETE THIS
HUG not FUG
>>90007920
bug is for hug fugs
>>90007964
>pearl breasts
not in my su
>>90007786
You guys forgot the updated OP again
>Storm in the Room
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>>90007983
Hey drawfags, can we get the famethyst edit of the girls facepalm laughing meme already?or has it already been done and I missed it?
Did the new episode air yet?
>>90007890
>>90007920
>>90007944
Wow thanks for a bunch of links to the last episode.
And Pearl too!
>>90008005
np friend
>>90007810
Ocean Gem promo wasn't put up until after the ep aired, so we didn't really know what it was about. I remember a still leaked that showed healed Lapis and some thought she was a corrupted Pearl or something.
i dont get it
>>90007970
CN has a tumblr now? wut
>>90007995
New episodes air at 7, silly
>>90007823
>sister
Jasper is best best gem
>>90008034
/JOJO/?
I hate Connie, seriously i wish the show would stop forcing her down my throat.
>>90008019
was kind of weird to at least not hear Amethyst say a peep here. I mean, I get it that'd be a real waste to have a VA do like half a line for an entire episode but still felt kind of cheap
>>90008044
what is this glory
>>90008069
You don't kiss your sister?
>>90008081
She can't spank Sapphire so she's shit.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12361792
>>90008056
There are like 15 tumblrs for exclusively SU material, too.
>>90008069
how exactly does that stop her being his sister?
>>90008081
which one
>>90008042
All Gems should be barefoot all the time.
Daily reminder that today's episode was bad and if you liked it you're part of the problem
That was one nice/depressing peanuts reference. No matter how many times the people closest to him dissappoint or fail him, Steven's going to keep trusting them regardless.
He knew cloud Rose was going to punk him, and yet he committed to it anyways.
>>90008087
nah, this is
room for one more
>>90008044
I sincerely hope none of them ever see this.
>What was Blue doing on Earth before the rebellion began
Overseeing the process of her favorite sister colonizing her first planet?
Why do people have trouble understanding this?
The Diamonds are huge galactic overlords, but they clearly still treat each other as family.
If some shit was going down with her sister's colony, Blue showing up with her Sapphire makes sense.
Where are leaks/streams/megas? reee
>>90008099
>>90008044
>>90008097
The fourth part of an ongoing series. And he didn't post the first 3 parts first.
>>90008145
Gems should share their music
>>90008095
Anon are you getting bullied by a 12 year old girl?
>>90007964
http://alice-books.com/item/list/all?keyword=Steven&on_sale=1
This Japanese site does overseas shipping, click English on the upper right
Not much there right now- I think the Koreans are more prolific when it comes to doujins/fan books/zines
>>90008164
Found it, thanks for the (You) brah
>>90008097
>>90008158
>>90008127
The episode was comfy ;^)
>yfw the zoo's earrings aretracking devices
steven is beyond fugged
>>90008198
That's probably how step 2 of the diamonds get serious is started.
The first was them realizing the cluster didn't emerge yet.
>>90008097
>>90008183
>>90008198
>>90008198
HOMEWORLD IS COMINGIN ABOUT 3 SEASONS
>>90008198
I mean
they obviously already know there are humans on earth
I don't see how the trackers would make a difference
It starts with Connie hmmm I wonder if it's gonna be good ;^)
I dont understand what tumblr gets at here, she literally says homeworld gems, not just the diamonds. The crewniverse are not misquoting her
Also those stone dummies that she practiced the breaking point on all had amethyst gems, if she exclusively wanted to go for the diamonds why arent the gems diamond shaped?
>>90008145
I initially thought this was a screencap for The Young Pope
>>90008198
I mean it's not like a human has many options.
>>90008044
Please, never ever fucking stop, you have a dark and wonderful gift.
>>90008019
that line irritated me to no end
>>90008226
To track the rebels that broke in and made a daring escape with humans back to earth? They didn't seem to know there were gems on earth but... now they do!
>>90008172
>>90008095
>>90008172
Bullied? Honestly anon, i'm not a child. I just don't like her, shes annoying, and i'm so sorry that because i have a opinion you think i'm a cuck.
>>90008198
How stupid would the CG or Peridot have to be to not at least examine the earrings?
>>90008238
For reference
They all had amethyst gems
>>90008226
They will now know that the Geo-weapon cluster failed
>>90008239
No it's actually Mein Kampf Carnival II: Revival aka Problem Child 2 and omg how is this steven universe as shit as doctor strange wtf
>>90008198
Maybe they can hear him through the earrings? Or someone might be able to communicate with him?
Can't really see why they'd be tracking devices, the humans are not supposed to leave the Zoo area.
>>90008264
Peridot hasn't even seen them yet
>>90008122
it doesn't
>>90008238
bismuth wasnt even that good of a character
why is tumblr SO fucking obsessed with her
>>90008168
You should kill yourself
>>90007810
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/65833550/
it was very hyped. there was discussion of Lapis Lazuli seen in credits, and a blurry screenshot of a healed Lapis in a thread or two before hand.
I don't think most people paid attention to leaks as much as they do now, and enjoyed the episode firsthand.
So everyone goes on and on about shipping and all that, but... does Steven even know what sex is? He seems to be awfully sheltered for a 14 year old. Do the gems, for that matter?
This episode reminds me of the fly episode from breaking bad
>>90008306
because ape gem and muh bad black representation. I did like bismuth though, just not for those reasons.
>>90008238
And so it begins, again.
>>90008238
there are stupid people everywhere anon
>>90008306
Because she is a nigger and an extremist and and thats exactly what Tumblrtards want to be
>>90008260
I'm not even convinced the people in charge know that Steven and Greg are gone.
It seems like Holly Blue would have to notify the Diamonds that she personally failed, while the Quartzes were running interference.
And, I mean, Yellow Diamond obviously already knew there were gems on Earth.
>>90008246
>>90008320
Probably because leaks weren't as bad or frequent as they are now.
>>90008306
Bimsuth's monologue about Rose inspiring her was beautiful. Wonderful job on the VA's part to switch from friendly and warm to frighteningly stifling
>>90008145
>reee
>>90008325
Breaking Bad is a good show with god-tier writing
SU is a bad show with shit writing
>>90008322
No, but I think when most people ship steven with a gem its not a sex think unless you're on a Chan.
Also none of the gems except for Rose and Amy even care about sex
Why is she so fucking sad
>>90008389
steven wants to kill himself
>>90008389
(((she)))'s not even real
>>90008389
life is sad, anon
>>90008389
The room might have some kind of lingering sentience of Rose in it, so deep down, it knows it can't really be the mom Steven needs.
Or its how he imagines her, I don't know.
>>90008263
>implying I thought you were a child
>implying I think you're a cuck
>implying I don't think your entitled to your opinion
I'm just trying to meme and get a laugh Anon.
>>90008261
This guy gets it.
>>90008044
>>90008183
>>90008158
>>90008217
Sugar looks like The Warden in these.
The fuck is this episode seriously I'm starting to laugh pretty hard
>>90008377
Why Amethyst?
>>90008346
Other than Peridot and Jasper
>>90008389
Because Steven consciously is aware that none of it is real and the room's picking up on that, thus giving Rose a sad appearance because internally Steven's kinda upset himself.
>>90008346
to be fair I don't think the gems do much actively with the humans
other than maybe the occasional Amethyst sneaking in to have some fun
Holly Blue obviously had no love or interest in humans though so she probably wouldn't actually notice if all the humans escaped
I think someone posted a theory at one point that one of the things Rose Quartz use to do were things like take care of humans which makes sense to me and without any Rose around they are more just in a cage as oppose to anything more active or interactive
Alright, lads. Which one is the best episode and why is itSay Uncle?
>>90008374
If I mentally block out most of the plot threads involving his wife and sister-in-law, then yeah it very well written.
>>90008389
nothing means anything and everything in meaningless
>>90008044
this isthe best thing ever
>>90008432
>>90008306
I thought she was a fine character
I thought she was a good narrative device and it was fun to see the CGs spar with an old friend of theirs. Plus, it was a good bottle episode for the 100th (or whatever significant number it was) that both has no immediate significance on the rest of the series and has underlying significance with character interactions.
Seriously I'm usually with you guys finding the deeper meanings but this is coming out from nowhere
>>90008389
I took it as her being happy in her son's enthusiasm, while totally not understanding what the fuck he's going on about the game.
>>90008238
Why do people keep forgetting the part where she tried to kill Steven?
Ok legit why does Lapis eyes get so huge around Steven?
Is this really a artist choice or is it a mistake?
Why only around Steven and no one else?
>>90008454
>there are people who claim to have skipped this with no intention of seeing it
those sorry bastards
>>90008389
because she forgot to put on panties
>>90008489
The human eye expands when seeing something it likes
>>90008468
She is drunk
>>90008489
Steven is her drug.
Wtf is even the point of this episode, anything Rose brings to it could just be a projection of Steven's mind
>>90008413
it's kind of like
>>90008306
Because she's the tumblr Gem.
She's a fat black dyke, which is triple representation.
She wants to shatter the upper crust Gems. Not just the ones who did anything wrong. They all need to be punished, which is part of the tumblr mindset.
She's basically a communist, and tumblr has no idea what communism is, and therefore loves it.
She's blue, the color of tumblr, and her hair is a rainbow, the color of gay.
Bismuth is also just a really charismatic and convincing character altogether, both in universe and in meta. Rose had to bubble her for a reason. She could've caused a rift in the Crystal Gems between the pro-shattering and anti-shattering ones. And a house divided against itself can't stand. She even managed to convince some of the fans that she did nothing wrong.
>>90008468
there is no deeper meaning. They're parodying father-son bonding through sports
>>90008454
WE'LL NEVER ESCAPE
THIS IS OUR NEW HOOME
>>90008510
Why did Rose look so bad in this episode? Hell, why did everyone look so bad in this episode? Rewatch the ending. All the characters look so off it's not even funny.
Oh I get it this is like the king worm episode of adventure time
>>90007991
MVP
>>90008238
>does something in direct contradiction to orders of general
>tries to murder general for disagreeing with her
>twice
"B-but Bismuth did nothing wrong!"
>>90008524
embrace the filler
>>90008528
Amethyst is fucking adorable
best part of that whole episode was her just spin dashing in for no reason
>>90008255
It reminded me of this
>>90008489
there is no mistake. The crew simply does not care about varying designs when it isn't important.
>>90008458
Skylar is a great character kys
The other bitch wasn't but she was supposed to be an unlikable cunt so who cares
>>90008539
Those writers really don't give a fuck about tone and direction
>>90008542
None of this is real, its supposed to be uncanny as fuckis what I would say if I was defending this episode
>>90008468
>>90008510Rose reminded me of Asgore from Undertale, they seem like similar characters.
>>90008485
If anyone brings that up youll just get a "so did all the other gems!" In response
>>90008510
>she's totally naked underneath her dress
Where can I find a girl like Rose?
>>90008572
>opening cookie cat wrapper
>not just consuming it whole, wrapper and all
Not. My. Amethyst.
>>90008584
i think they did a wonderful job in the last third of the episode. You gotta learn to relax when the show starts to unwind like that.
They're prepping the kids (there are supposedly kids who watch this) to lower their guard until the big impact.
>>90008585
Pretty much how I feel
We could have something like TPGL we have this instead
>>90008634
It's a recap
>>90008489
Her wings also tend to pop out whenever he's around. She didn't summon her wings once in TNCG and Steven wasn't around. Coincidence?
>>90008542
Haven't you heard? The storyboarders aren't even trying anymore.
>>90008607
How about how her plan was awful and would probably get herself and everyone else killed?
>>90008622
A Starbucks in Oregon
>>90008420
Honestly anon if you call that meme's then you have shit tastes, explains why you like Connie.
>>90008650
Obviously she can only pull them out when aroused.
>>90008579
She does really well when she's confronting White, but god I hated the subplot with her affair with her boss. Didn't even lead to anything significant except that hilarious moment where he throws the flowerpot on the glass and it just bounces off
>>90008667
How do I get that girl to love me?
>>90008540
HEY IT'S ME
PIZZA STEVE
>>90008306
Bismuth is a fine character
They unironically think her "Plan" was both morally and objectively right
>>90007810
Hype was not as much a thing until Jailbreak.
>>90008468
pic related
maybe its a callback to this?
>>90008649
recap for you, but hearing Steven say what we've all been thinking felt good.
You do remember all the criticism about how Steven never fucking asks questions?
Reminder that ever ep you gays claim to hate you will grow to love saying stuff like "Why cant SU be as good as this anymore? or "Remember how awesome this ep is?
You losers talked so much shit about seson 1 calling it "filler garbage" but now you fags love it even the the most filler of eps you all love them.
And you will do the same for every other SU ep that comes out mark my words.
>>90008714
I thought the exact same thing.
>>90008420
>>90008671
A
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HFUCK
BEAT
>>90008720
In comparison to now S1 filler is gold, but still mostly lame.
>>90008158
Sugar looks like Dr. Ikari in that last panel.
>>90008720
>You losers talked so much shit about seson 1
Early season 1. Mid to late season 1 is god-tier and has always been properly regarded as such.
Okay guys, if one gem or human were to get an new episode, who would it be?
>>90008542
http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/82410447959/steven-expressions-episodes-1-10-su-is-never
http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/113622786144/re-watching-the-scene-when-jasper-and-lapis-fuse
and there's so much more where Ian basically says the same thing over and over and over again
No wonder he gave up on talking to fans
>>90007786
new episode download wen?
>>90008220
>HOMEWORLD IS COMINGquick, grab a towel!
>>90008714
Yea that's what I'm thinking too
It's a nice callback
>>90008650
Holy shit Lapis gets water wing boners around Steven this is my new headcannon!
>>90008684
A venti caramel coconut latte and some talk about life, undergound musics and endtimes
>>90008799
>wing boner
Don't go down that road.
>>90008306
because she hated rose and brought up a super fucked up thing in the canon that traumatized steven.which is big shit on this show.
>>90008776
He's got a point, i mean look at Sapphire's poses that can easily be used for expressive posts.
>>90008830
>>90008217
>>90008183
>>90008158
wtf those are fucking amazing
>>90008671
Fucking hell Anon, can you not imply to save your fucking life?
I think its funny that Connie is getting under your skin so much.
I haven't stated an opinion on Connie at all.
>>90008818
FOUND THE BRONY
>>90008775
Suitcase Sam
>>90008552
King Worm was a comedic, YTP inspired exploration of Finn's psyche combined with some heavy foreshadowing.
This episode explored Steven's psyche but was focused on only his feelings towards his mother. No foreshadowing and not much in the way of comedy.
Chille Tid is a better parallel for the King Worm episode.
>>90008238
There's a combination of factors, not the least of which that Bismuth "codes black," which is to say that viewers of a certain sociopolitical persuasion project African-American characteristics on her because of a combination of appearance and characterization; e.g., because she has dreadlocks and big lips, she must be black!
When viewed through that lens, Bismuth's militant attitude bears some superficial resemblance to various flavors of black nationalist, most recently typified by Black Lives Matter. In this scenario, Bismuth is the downtrodden, oppressed person of color who must rise up and throw down the established order by any means necessary - up to and including the brutal murder of her would-be oppressors.
Needless to say, the social justice warriors adored her. Imagine their surprise when BLM: The Character was portrayed as objectively wrong.
Because, you know, murder is objectively wrong. Unless you're murderingrich white peopleHomeworld gems.
>>90008720
Season one has always been and always will be the best because the writers didn't stop giving a shit until soon after they were done making it
>>90008426
funny, I think she actually worked as an assistant on that show before going to AT
>implying Steven's accusations weren't completely accurate
>implying Rose's room wasn't just telling him what he wanted to hear
there's nothing here but me, /sug/
I'm just talking to myself
>Steven merrily sings a song about how great the Crystal Gems and Rose are as Jasper's mommy's shards rain from the sky
>>90008306
Bismuth is one of my favorite characters, but tumblr has this "It's okay to murder your oppwessors" mindset, despite the fact that Bismuth wanted to shatter gems aside from the diamonds as well.
>>90008877
>trips
>dubs
>more dubs
>cogent summary of why SJWs are obsessed with Bismuth
Is this the best post in /sug/ right now?
>>90008951
not just what he wanted to hear, but what he needed to hear. I don't think Steven was expecting the Room to bring up the video, but it worked.
>>90008972
>>90008972
I'd love a gif of him turning the phone side to side
Is it just me or did this episode suck?
I'm starting to feel like I just don't like this show anymore
>>90008972
it looks like steven's arm extends behind the front casing of the phone
>>90008320
I found myself agreeing with one of the first posts:
"I pretty much dropped out of this show after Rose's Room. I was just frustrated with the pacing. The show isn't funny or entertaining enough to warrant regular watching and the overall mythos/story is being told at a snail's pace. Should I get back into it? Does it get better?"
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for you and me
N is for Jasper is NEVER EVER coming back
>>90008972
that was a bit weird
like how does the room work that the phone only sees darkness inside it?
>>90009038
I love this.
>>90009038
>>90009113
>>90007786
i didnt like this episode but what a great promo picture
>>90009054
i dont know how to make gifs
>>90008972
Needs Yellow Diamond in a Dio pose.
Is there anything better then Pearlnet in this world?
>>90009133
Never show me that thing again
I just don't like Ronaldo.
>>90009133
so shes still working on CN
>>90009133
LAAAAAAAAAAADS
JACKPOT
>the Asian makes a cameo
>>90009152
even better, man. thanks
>>90004980
>>90004980
>>90004980
Don't listen to this jerkfaced idiot.
We knew for a long time that Garnet was a fusion due to the pilot, the Gem room doors and other little things
>Mindful education
>be steven
>I didn't want to hurt anyone
>I only wanted to help
>learned he had no other choice
>Storm in the Room
>be steven
>fuck you mom
>you said you wanted to help and protect people
>but ended up hurting everyone
>your a big fat liar
Steven stop being stupid, and start seeing the parallels here.
You're the wounded healer.just like your mother
>>90008238
They just don't want to accept that she was in the wrong, because they want to feel like they're good people who fight for just causes, in this case racist and unfair represention of minorities (blacks), so they're kind of looking for reasons to get upset.
Bismuth is "coded" black, she's got dreads and a black VA and sort of acts like a black person might, and there's this sort of anger against the oppressors and so forth, so a lot of sjws have decided she symbolises black people and their struggle against slavery, and thus if she's written into making bad choices or being violent and unreliable etc, they interpret it as portraying all black people as volatile criminals or whatever.
Essentially it's a case of projecting your own headcanons, values or assumptions onto a character and then getting angry if the character acts in a way that would conflict with that.
A similar example with Lapis is the people who
>see Lapis as pretty, feminine, mistreated and sad
>relate to and identify with her
>later on it looks like Lapis might be a victim of abuse, they relate to that too
>Lapis now represents them or people like them, in their mind
>later it's revealed that Lapis was in fact an abuser herself, and enjoyed inflicting pain on others immorally
>because you totally identify with Lapis, this totally means the crew is saying that all irl abuse victims (incl. you) are actually abusers themselves and at fault for what went down
>how dare they hint that I deserved my abuse, fuck all you Lapis haters, how dare you say these things, think of the feelings of the abuse survivors and how your words harm them
This is literally how the logic works
>>90009091
F is for Freaks are superior
U is for You need to kill yourself
N is for Never trust a faggot who believes Jasper isn't coming back
>>90009133
She looks like fucking Shrek.
>>90009075
disappointing? sure
suck? no, I can't agree with that. Though you're definitely not alone with that opinion, it seems.
How new are you to this show? or is it just viewer fatigue?
>>90009224
I love my fellow jasperfags
>>90008872
>>90009087
haha, yeah. It was a nice reminder that discussion were sometimes as shitty back then as they are now.
>>90009262
People disliking what you like is not shitty discussion
>>90009205
this show has no continuity
each episode is stand alone
Is this the most fucked up moment in the series?
>>90009205
>"he had no other choice"
>implying he can't unbubble Bismuth RIGHT NOW and just let the CGs talk to her
>implying he couldn't have just fucking spit on Jasper before she got fully corrupted
>implying Steven and the CGs aren't intentionally leaving the Rubies in space even though they all know they can save them
the CGs are NIGGERS
>>90009111
The room is a vampire
>>90009204
>we knew
nah dog, there were plenty of people who denied it. There wasn't enough evidence to indicate that Garnet was definitely a fusion like Opal/Sugilite.i'm sorry I'm an idiot. I misread Sugar's AmA that Garnet was not a fusion, when all she actually said was "wait and see" or something like that.
>>90008044
So who the fuck is Tang?
Been googling for the past 15 minutes and all I have is some crappy tumblr page.
>>90008389
She realized that she gave up her physical form for a snowflake nu male with shit tastes in video games.
>>90008538
>She even managed to convince some of the fans that she did nothing wrong.
The gem equivalent of the dindu nothing
I think her character was handled great, but viewers falling for her philosophy is not the crew making an incredibly compelling case for Bismuth, but rather how stupid most of Tumblr is
>>90009291
>Thank you, Pearl...
>...FOR FIXING MY VAN!
>>90009133
>works at Cartoon Network
>>90009231
I've been watching since the pilot, I can't quite put my finger on it but there was something very off about this episode
when the credits rolled I couldn't help but think "what is that it? is that all?"
>>90009133
>works at CN
>friends with the ASIAN
update your fanfics guys
>>90009133
Oh god, people will start treating this as "proof" that none of the drama happened, won't they?
>>90009292
NIGGEEEEEEERS!
>>90009285
of course not
but I wouldn't consider the constant complaints about the state of the show discussion either. You need to explain why you dislike it rather than just saying it was bad
>>90008099
HA!
>>90009133
>friends with the other ex-shitty boarder
kys
How can jasperfags even be a thing
Since Roses room shows your inner desires what do you think Lapis would of saw is she went in there?
>>90009387
Stfu
>>90009392
Gtfo
>>90009287
>The Case of the Accidental Mishap
>One day a message unexpectedly arrived at my door. When I finished reading it, I just crashed. There was a big explosion causing trouble downtown.
What did they mean by this?
>>90009322
she used to make funny comics, and may have been hired as a storyboard revisionist for SU
you should learn to use tumblr, since most of the fanart comes from there
>>90009340
I mean it's 15 minutes long and it's a confrontation/emotional undertone that hasn't been brought up yet, but that everyone has wanted discussed since like season 2
Yeah, I get where the "I wanted more" comes from. There's so fucking little we know about Rose.
Can someone tell me what the hell is an example of a multi-holed watercraft
>>90009077
Does Steven use a selfie stick like the utter autist he is?
>>90009378
>You need to explain why you dislike it rather than just saying it was bad
Plenty of people have. Conveniently many of those posts have been ignored, possibly because they'd hurt the "everyone who dislikes this is a jaded lorefag" narrative
And by the way, no, people don't actually owe you an explanation for their opinions
>>90009387
Because Jasper is best gem.
>>90009392
A wide sky to fly in, endless freedom.And like 15 different Stevens, in varying degrees of cute or bara.
>>90009387
The argument that people cant like something because it's dead has always been low quality, shit tier bait.
>Stevenfag here
>>90009392
She wouldn't because it's not her room
>>90009439
>fixing that manjaw
>>90009415
>Multi-holed watercraft
It's multi-hulled watercraft you goose
>>90009287
I'll start.
Smelly.
>>90009340
I thought that happens quite often with new SU episodes. Eventually you just get numb and automatically assume things will be elaborated upon months from now.
What is /sug/'s stance on Holly?
>>90009133
Is that Pyrocynical
>>90009488
This is so true,
>>90008044
The evil is defeated
>>90009224
A dapper copper leaper with a temper that Jasper
>>90009415
>multi-holed watercraft
>>90009287
Succulent.
>>90009478
I feel like this is cheating since we can see the format but eh.
>>90009133
100% looks like a dude
>>90009133
Is this facebook? Who uses facebook anymore?
>>90009519
There's a watercraft I'd love to take a ride on
>>90009494
I can't tell this is a Zuke Holly
It looks JANKED especially the hair
>>90009404
There'll be an accidental mishap where Steven explodes in Lapis's downtown.
>>90009430
That seems pretty narrow minded and not at all conducive to discussion. I'm not trying to block off or ignore either side. I just like to talk to anons who watch the same show.
>>90009340
The pacing was weird because so much of the episode was spent on Connie's increasing anxiety about her mom's whereabouts. Once that's resolved, halfway through the episode, it starts building Steven's anxiety about not knowing his mom. By the time we actually get to the meat of the episode, when Steven finally meets Rose, the episode is practically over and the whole situation is resolved in about a minute.
This didn't happen by accident. The problem, from a narrative standpoint, is that you can't have Steven spend too much time with Rose because the more scenes they share and the more dialogue she gets, the less ambiguous you can leave her status - is she the real Rose, or just something the room constituted to satisfy Steven's desire? So you have to minimize her screen time and wrap it up, quickly.
>>90009340
I think the show suffers from its 11 minute format
>>90009404
Diamonds kidnap townies when Steven's sleeping?
>>90009519
this ship is going down?
>>90009387
Because Jasper is a great character with interesting layers and backstory
>>90009565
>21 minute onion gag
No
>>90009292
Jasper couldnt be saved my man.
Bismuth is a fair point.
>>90008818
want to cum inside a certain someone?
How much would you pay Connie to warm your bed with you in it?
>>90009133
Her lips look like Jaspers
Also shes friends with Helen Jo! I wonder if they bond over their terrible time working on su
>>90009600
Forgot pic
>>90009600
four dollars
>>90009600
She is 12 and three quarters, anon.
>>90009519
>you'll never be lapis's multi-holed watercraft
>>90009155
Yes it'sPewey
>>90009615
>her lips look like Jasper's
TAKE
THAT
BACK
>>90009573
>backstory
literally
>muh diamond
>>90009573
>Jasper is a good character
>>90009584
Steven will help Jasper find happiness kys
>>90007240
> Blue Diamond on Earth planning to deal with the rebels herself, shouldn't that have been Pink's job?
Man if only Blue had a ton of gems that role is the see the fucking future
Its pretty clear Sapphire told Blue about what would happen
>You know I also suddenly realized if PD was killed part way through the war does Lapis even know about it, I mean she was imprisoned after getting attacked by Bismuth which mean it was before Bismuth was imprisoned which is apparently before Pink Diamond die
Now yes, but pre mirrow no
My timeline is
Rose starts the revolt
Blue tries to talk Rose out of it fails
Later tries and baits Rose into a trap as since in the answer
Garnet joins
Pink most like fought clean but Blue forces are on "stop the war at any cost" orders start breaking CG
Bismuth and 'I'm sure other cg get more violent
Lapis is Mirrowed
Bismuth makes the breaking point is bubble
the beta is made and Jasper is made, turning the tide in favor for Pink
Yellow and White thanks to gem ships lacking FLT are going about to arrive with their forces
Rose forced to act Breaks Pink
the Cluster project is made
Blue in sower starts rounding up Pinks gems to keep, Yellow vetting breaks everything in sight destories, White turns the CG they capture into the cluster.
The Song Nuke, aka the Diamonds grief outburst
>>90009155
literally anything
>>90009494
fuck
>>90009669
Correct
>>90009292
>unbubble Bismuth RIGHT NOW and just let the CGs talk to her
About what, exactly?
About how she tried to fucking murder Rose, their friend, liberator and commander, twice and pretended to not have done it and acted like everything was fine to their faces? About how she acted like a reliable ally, one of the ORIGINAL CRYSTAL GEMMMMS and then turned traitor and tried to kill one of the CG, Steven, the moment she got a no for an answer?
>>90009537
Ya that holly looks pretty off, kinda looks like the person was trying to give he anime like hair
>>90009446
>Lapis goes into the room.
>The room summons up her fantasies.
>A normal Stevens comes out and runs up to Lapis and hugs her.
>Steven talks about how much he loves her and how she's his fave gem.
>Buy more Steven pop up.
>Its not long till there like 50 Stevens all praising and worshipping Lapis like a goddess
>The Stevens rub her back and massage her feet.
>Lapis is in total bliss feeling adrift among a sea of Stevens.
>>90008461
Alcoholic, depressed Poil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIIovpUQiro
>>90009633
That's a little cheap. I'd pay at least 20 dollars.
so even if the story moves at a snail's pace and the 11 minute episode don't do the heavier plots justice, can we at least appreciate the lewds?
yes? maybe?
>>90009658
>>90009669
DO I HAVE TO POST ANOTHER ESSAY FOR PEOPLE TO IGNORE AND THEN TELL ME TO KILL MYSELF FOR WRITING
>>90009654
Holy shit, a Peweyfag. I thought they all went extinct.
I wanna write a green about a femanon taking Steven's virginity, and Connie walking in.
Should i do it?
>>90009719
IS THAT A NIPPLE
>>90009726
i wanna read your essay!
>>90009731
sure why not
>>90009731
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes
Dat echo-y scream like noise at the end of the credits
>>90009658
>>90009669
She is a good, complicated character and gets more and more interesting the more we find out about her and her origins and backstory.
You can only disagree with that if you haven't been paying attention
>>90009726
I mean we could just tell you to kill yourself now and save you the time
>>90009731
put it in a pastebin
>>90009704
>Implying she wouldn't want one single, loving Steven to be with her
>Implying she wants fake, cloud Steven
>Implying she dosen't want real flesh, blood and warm Steven
>Implying cloud has the same feeling as a real human bean.
>>90009731
>perfect sequel opportunity for femanon X stevonnie
>>90009656
Their literally the same shape!
>>90009726
Can you just link to or copypaste the first one
It's weird they gave Holly that name. It's a literally-what kind of Agate that's made only in a specific place in Oregon. Does it mean Holly is American? It'd be funny if she was from earth all along. She'd probably commit sudoku on the spot.
Also Holly song when?
>>90009789
jasper = zuke confirmed, everything makes sense now
>>90009789
Fuck
Please stop
>>90009658
>Pearl
mur rose
>Garnet
muh love at first sight doesn't exist unless you're me
>Amethyst
muh hole is small
>Lapis
muh mirror
>Peridot
muh memes
>Jasper
muh planet colony diamond
Jasper has a better muh than every other character, which makes her best gem.
>>90009775
What's wrong with posting greentext here ?
So who is ready for Jasper's return for the Ronaldo episode next week?
>>90008238
she said the leader classes that is nobles like Sapphires (which should be enough to show why its wrong) and its implied Lapis is somewhat high up too at least being able to be in court with Blue
also seeing how quick Bismuth turns on gems that say no she would most likely also kill the nobles pearls and rubies and any other staff they get
WE
are the crystL MEMES
we cum to save the day
>Knows everything in the room isn't real and will turn out to be a disappointment
>Constantly goes back to the room, gets sucked into the illusion to the point of thinking it's real, and then gets disappointed
This kid is so fucking retarded it's actually starting to upset me.
>>90009575
I get that, but the 11 min format just makes things seem so rushed but ya for townie episodes 22 mins would be to much
>>90009825
Ew, she's not allowed to breastfeed Ronaldo
I cried at this episode.
NOT EVEN CLEVERBOT REMEMBER OF PEARL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>Steven kept the faggy earrings
>we even got an explicit shot of him putting them aside
So, how long till they become something important?
I still imagine the voice is going to end up somehow tied to either Rose or Pink Diamond.
>>90009825
I'd be alright with this.
And by "this", I mean Jasper returning, straight-up killing Ronaldo, and then getting poofed again by a better gem.
>>90009849
u r a fag
>>90009818
sometimes janitors get pissy with nsfw greentext
though that was months ago, so maybe it's changed now
>>90009789
Was anyone else distracted by Steven's creamy thighs?
What if Lapis saw him?
>>90009551
>This didn't happen by accident. The problem, from a narrative standpoint, is that you can't have Steven spend too much time with Rose because the more scenes they share and the more dialogue she gets, the less ambiguous you can leave her status - is she the real Rose, or just something the room constituted to satisfy Steven's desire? So you have to minimize her screen time and wrap it up, quickly.
Never mind the fact that the ambiguity everyone is talking about was intentional is questionable at best, there was more to be gained from a real and properly paced resolution than a meaningless "was Rose real or not?" open question. Steven lashes out, expresses his doubts, and has to content himself with the idea that Rose wouldn't lie to him... which is bs, because he doesn't know Rose, but does know that she lied to fucking everyone. It's a sloppy resolution to a good conflict that deserved a lot more. It honestly doesn't even feel like Steven has settled his doubts about his mother, more that he's shutting everything away.
You think Steven ever dwells on the fact that since he's half Gem, he'll outlive every human he's ever loved, but since he's half organic, he can't even spend eternity with the gems?
>>90009847
>breastfeeding
I swear you freaks get weirder every week
honestly make me hope she never comes back
just like how cancerous Lapidot fans have made me never want to see Lapis and Peridot again
thank god The New Crystal Gems salvaged that a bit
>>90009856
>pearl is rekt two episodes in a row
what does it mean
I-I fapped to Holly Blue...
What does that mean, /sug/?
>>90008044
>mama, just juked a man
Beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
>>90009898
>implying it's not one autist samefagging for attention
>>90009898
Oh my god shut the fuck up, I don't want to share a waifu with you anyway turdsandwich
>>90009908
Holly is supposed to whip Sapphire.
What ethnicity is Zuke supposed to be? Also, what kind of last name is "Zuke"?
>>90008198
>>90009864
Anon, at least skim through the threads.
>>90008044
>fatass lesbian vs fatass lesbian
>chinktang
>snarlallalrrl
That was way funnier than I expected it to be.
>>90009864
Man, I can't wait until Yellow Diamond comes to Earth and finally teaches Steven the very important lesson that "some people are just evil assholes who can't be reached, stop being such a pussy and forgiving everyone"
>>90009805
She likes to self insert as peridot but really shes Jasper
>>90009806
Accept it anon
>>90009927
Zuke is autism-coded.
>>90009904
Pearl is worst gem
this has been known since like episode one
>>90008255
What? He's just referring to his favorite gems. And pearl
>>90009895
I want to lap Lapis's creamy thighs.
>>90009719
i would love this picture x100000 if they did pearl's blush color right
>>90009730
Pewey fags for life!
>>90009839
He knew it wasn't real. He just wanted to pretend to be with her for a few minutes. Are you really that lacking in empathy or are you just autistic? /sug/ is just a memefest while at the same time shitting on every beautiful moment the show has. I want to choke all of you.
>>90009895
yfw you realize Steven was basically naked in a loincloth with his willie flopping around for what must have been at least 7 or 8 hours, probably more.
yfw he and his extremely underage crush were hanging out for what must have been 5 or 6 hours of that time, at least
>>90009864
this isn't Breaking Bad, don't overthink things
Did Colin post this before the broadcast?
>>90009908
FUCK HOLLY
U
C
K
H
O
L
L
Y
>>90009908
Might as well face it: you're addicted toT H I C C
>>90009996
Why didn't they form Stevonnie?
>>90009801
Its a joke, she hates Earth Gems but is named is base on a gem that only found in one place on earth
Will it turn out she's form earth? maybe wouldn't be a shocker, but unlikely, some of the dialogue does imply she's not form earth
>>90009927
''''''white'''''''
>>90009981
Yeeees
>>90010006
it feels like the boarders barely make promos anymore
>>90009993
>Wanted to be with her a little bit
>As a result got himself angry because "oh right, this is a hologram, fuck you holomom!"
>>90009939
Wont happen
He'll befriend her to
>>90008198
>>90009929
Them being a tracking device doesn't make sense.
The diamonds know nothing about the breakout. If they were trackers, then the worst I could see is Holly showing up herself to get him back.
Holly Blue would never tell TWO FUCKING DIAMONDS that she fucked up and let the newest humans escape with a group of rogue gems.
That's the point Pearl made at the end of the episode.
Holly's getting her ass pounded by Quartz dick for the rest of her life because that at least beats getting shattered.
>>90008044
>mama, just juked a man
Oh man
Slowpoke but just read the thread
>>90010005
>Chekov's gun
>Overthinking things
Anon, please, this is definitely something this show would do.
>>90010055
The earrings seem more like communicating devices.
Cue the Amethysts talking to them through the earrings to ask whassup
>>90009968
What was the purpose of making a terraformer (essentially a planetary-scale construction worker), so attractive? In every way?
>>90010052
Pls no, I want muh beautiful genocidal tyrant to remain a legit villain until the very end.
>>90010036
Brother.
>>90009895
>Lapis sees Steven in his zoomen clothing.
>Lapis begins to breath heavily.
>Lapis goes up to Steven and hugs him close,
>She whispers in his ear.
>"you dirty boy...coming to me in such lewd clothing? its like your asking for it."
>Stevens face goes all red while Lapis begins to feel up his body.
>>90010048
How can I explain this
You know that feeling you sometimes get when you become aware that your waifu is a cartoon character incapable of loving you? That's kinda like what's happening here.
>>90010045
Jeff was stuck in traffic I think? Lamar and Hilary still make nice promos.
I don't remember Raven/Paul making promos recently
>>90009909
Bitches, I KNOW one of you didn't just downvote Bohemian Rhapsody, I refuse to believe someone here could do that.
>>90010088
>Shapeshift into PD to mae YD stunned for 5 turns
>Basically insta win.
>>90010117
>Jeff was stuck in traffic I think?
What are you serious
How do you think Pearl, Sapphire, and Ruby would've reacted if Holly Blue lost her temper and smacked the shit out of Steven?
Would they hold it in so as to not blow their cover before recovering Greg, or go full mama bird(s) and start wrecking shit?
>>90008542
are you telling me a super fake and creepy hologram looks kinda creepy and bad?
>>90009950
You shut your dirty whore mouth
>>90010140
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU JEFF WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THERE
I need pictures of Steven kissing Lapis.
Nothing too lewd please.
>>90010160
Why would she? The most she'd do is shoving him back into the zoo thing. She wouldn't waste time on hitting a human that's her lustrous diamond's property.
>>90009909
Guys, w-why are these characters coming to life?
Whats happening, why dont I care
>>90010085
Because elf mages are attractive,and they're easier to bully if they get out of line :(
>>90009738
>>90009773
>>90009795
NO! I've learned my lesson multiple times over, even if I post a screenshot of my other "Jasper's Character: for dumbies" texts, faggots will argue against them or tell me I am looking too deep into things that are actually extremely obvious and/or even straight up stated or implied in canon, then I won't be able to keep from passionately replying to the arguments and dismissive shitposts in order to prove them wrong, and then people will start telling me to kms. And then by the next thread nobody will even remember anything I posted and continue calling Jasper a bad character and I will have officially put effort into enlightening the mentally deficient and sad fags with shit-taste for nothing!
So just trust me when I say Jasper is best gem. Also arguably Pearl.
>>90010128
>YD shatters your gem
>Forced to reload to get A-team party member back
>YD shatters your gem
>>90010200
kys
>>90010091
It's too perfect.
Why did they bother making mystery girl?
>>90010163
Stop.
Rose did not look bad because she was fake. Connie in Open Book looked the same as her fake counterpart.
For fuck's sake you don't have to try to defend every single thing.
>>90010055
Step it up anon.
How low is the average jasperfag's IQ?
Man, Open Book was such a good episode compared to this shit
>>90010185
no
>>90010250
Ask them what this is called
>>90010085
because Blue Diamond has a type
>>90009939
>>90010052
White Diamond is our only hope at this rate. But Steven will probably befriend her too.
>>90010250
can it reach negatives?
>>90010250
Averages to 88.
>>90010232
>Blue Agate
step up yourself son
why does it say Blue Agate literally no one ever called her that, it should say Holly Blue
>>90009950
Pearl is best gem because she actually knows what suffering is.
>>90010271
Holyyyyyyyyyyyy shit kek that was so good, god damn it all
GUISE
>>90010250
HIGHER THAN ANY OTHER FAG'S THAT'S FOR SURE
>>90010200
Post a screenshot and then just ignore haters
Do it for Jasper and the /freak/s who didn't read it
I mean these threads move so fast of course people won't "remember" because it's not the same people, hence screenshots, for example pic related from an interview Rebecca gave
>>90010299
>being cucked is suffering
retarded pearlfag
>>90010286
Have you never seen the picture that it's based on?
>>90010307
GUNS
>>90010286
Well, she's an Agate, and she's blue
>>90010307
HOLY FUCKING S H I T
>>90010279
I mean, YD has still yet to show any real redeemable traits about herself that imply she can be befriended (no, having a dead sister you're kinda bummed out about doesn't excuse wanting to kill an entire planet and commit genocide on an entire gem type purely out of spite), there's still some hope that she turns out to be a completely irredeemable monster who needs to be shattered in the end.
>>90008972
This part actually made me more sad than it was probably supposed to.
>>90010228
Different anon but I definitely though Room Rose was meant to come across as a bit "off", like too sweet and understanding and motherly and "you're perfect, everything's perfect and so complex"
It's not the real Rose, it's an idealised image of her
>>90010307
>Tiger Philanthropist
I want to believe
although honestly I hope the episode looks better than this
>>90010048
>Wanted to see what it was like to have a mom
>Used the room to simulate a mom--not even necessarily Rose, but just a female parent--and got a Rose hologram that is clearly fake and made of the clouds in the room.
>Gets carried away with how nice it is to have a mom
>Clearly cathartic to him because holy fuck does this kid harbor a lot of weird emotions he doesn't share with anybody
>Realizes (by seeing the whole room is a hologram again) the room isn't/can't give him an accurate representation of Rose, just one that does/is what he wants.
>Realizes this must be the representation of what he wants her to be--which is why she's exactly what he needed
>Remembers all the shit she put everyone through
>Now he's mad because he's confronting the fact that the Rose he wants is a lie, etc.
Lemme just spell it out for you
It's not the fact that it was an illusion that made Steven stop, it's the fact that the illusion was so much better than the reality could ever be.
>>90010307
Oh boy, more Grimace!
>>90010095
Where is Steven going?
>>90007823
I agree anon
>>90010350
That pic reminded me. Does someone have that greentext where Greg sacrifices himself?
How would you react if it turned out White Diamond is a gem hybrid just like Steven?
>>90010307
>2 arms
>>90010354
>Rose was meant to come across as a bit "off"
Dialogue-wise, sure, same as Connie. Visually, no.
>>90009896
I personally don't think it's all that ambiguous. The first time Steven uses the room, Rose speaks to him through the Tiny Floating Whale. That's before he's ever even heard her voice.
The degree of autonomy the Rose construct possesses, especially when compared to the slavishness of cloud Connie, only further reinforces the notion that she's a manifestation of Rose's consciousness, not Steven's subconscious - he's never met Rose and has only secondhand knowledge of her, and she's able to act on her own initiative within the room; but he's close friends with Connie and her construct can't muster more than a "what do you want to do?"
>>90010307
At least make an actual costume for your bad fake
>>90010200
>Trust me when I say Jasper is best gem
lol
>Also arguably Pearl
...Okay, you may have thought this through more than I initially gave you credit for.
>>90010372
Is this the funniest face in SU?
That episode was depressing as fuck. Kinda surprised to see everyone making fun of it. I thought it was pretty well done.
>>90010307
How is this supposed to be real though?
Tiger Philanthropist is two weeks off.
Also, no cat mouth.
And the hands are basically shitty pencil drawings that are flipped.
I have doubt.
>>90010426
>>90010385
Its probably fake then.
>>90010382
by closing the video player and never watching this show again
assuming you mean a human hybrid like Steven
>>90010350
The moment Steven shows sympathy for a villain automatically marks them for redemption. He looked back at them sympathetically before that huge door closed. Steven didn't sympathize with Jasper until she showed signs of corruption and started freaking out spilling her life story at him in a moment of weakness. Now she's marked for redemption too.
>>90010314
Unrequited love has existed for eons, motherfucker get some culture.
>Garnet may have lost her leader but she's a walking non-stop honeymoon
>Amethyst may be a freak but she's a free spirit who lives in her element
>Steven's a magical wonderboy. Even with all the baggage he gets all the protag perks. A love interest, many moms, a destiny.
>Pearl gets...
>To raise the product of her mentor and loved one's rejection of her.
>To watch as the woman she loved is paraded around in the coffin that is Steven.
>To see the man Rose chose over her receive financial windfalls, and still hold a greater sway over Steven's well being than you ever did even though you love Steven and would do anything for him...it still adds up to...
>Nothing
>Pearl has nothing
Only true suffering.
>surrounded by fucking normies in /sug/
>some retard says Pearl is best gem.
>his short bus buddies argue best gem is Amethyst and some argue Lapis.
>I even hear one piece of shit say Peridot?
>Too autistic to not realize best gem isT-Pain
Fucking Casuals.
>>90010449
no shit its fake
do you see how they drew hands? I can't tell if those are fists or if Smokey just had all her fingers chopped off
>>90010448
>>90010466
These are good
>>90010475
holy shit i hate you
>>90010228
I firmly believe Lapis drowns her several times a day just to cope with her.
>>90010438
It did kinda bring the feels, but it most stood out to me as a disturbingly surreal look into Steven's trauma, I couldn't help but awkwardly laugh at some of it
>>90010382
>the top tier leader of homeworld being the product of miscegenation
nah
>>90010307
Two arms fake
>>90010307
I told you guys!
Smoky coming backim okay with this
>>90010500
What do you think she was trying to do in that bathroom?
>>90010382
>that pose and look
>"fuck?"
Stevencest
>>90009939
>Both Yellow's episodes show her as just an Overwork and stressed boss with anger issues due to the poor way of dealing with the lost of her little sister
Yellow isn't evil just has personal reasons to hate Steven
Yellow will most likely be the main villain still but more of the "give me a reason to destroy you" types
White is most likely a neet
>>90010508
This
It'd totally underplay the racial-superiority and racism=bad shtick SU is pushing.Before y'all rage. I like SU. I can just recognize the obvious shit.
>>90010531
Go peepee
>Everyone in the show, in every flashback, completely twists the image of what Rose was actually like into this philosophy spewing goddess
>We finally get an episode that shows up Rose, the real Rose
>She turns out to be completely Amethyst-tier
>"Yooooo! Pee Dee! Ya can't kill this planet, it's super neat! They got these sticks of dead animals they call hotdogs that you put into your mouth and then it comes out your back as this brown stuff! It's super cool!"
>>90010552
Whoa, that Rose looks too thin.
I'm going to have to ask you to kill yourself.
>>90010552
>thin rose in image
RUN
>>90010500
Peridot just acts really annoying to distract lapis because she's worried if she doesn't she'll go steal the ocean again or something and destroy the planet.
>>90010552
Rose flashback episodes already show that she was a huge dork when she wasn't being serious.
>>90008081
These threads aren't /freak/y enough anymore...
>>90010610
kys jascuck
>>90010385
Could be an in between frame or animation error
The art hasn't been the best lately, and they forgot rubies gem several times I wouldnt be surprised if they forgot her 3rd arm for a frame
>>90010593
>Peridot just acts really annoying to distract lapis because she's worried if she doesn't she'll go steal the ocean again or something and destroy the planet.
Headcanon accepted.
>>90010593
>implying it's not to help distract her from the dark thoughts
>>90010610
Good, it was all fun at first but Jasperfags have overstayed their welcome. I like Jasper a lot but it's old hat now.
>>90010462
I mean I wouldn't be surprised if there's a BD redemption considering she saw humans could sympathize with her, but I'm still holding out hope that YD is a real villain with none of this redemption bullshit
>>90010542
I'm kinda hoping WD is kinda like Tiberius Caesar, while YD and BD are more like Pilate and Caiaphas
>>90010445
Didnt we get the alone at sea leaks like several weeks ahead?
>>90009839
It's a metaphor about why we keep posting in these threads.
>>90010621
Didn't they fight on opposite sides of the war?
Actually, isn't it implied that Bismuth (or at least A Bismuth) poofed her and put her in the mirror?
Who would ship these characters together?
Fools, that's who.
>>90010620
SU got cancelled. The storyboarders stopped giving a fuck, and now they're ramping down the studio animators to their C team. Show is screwed.
>>90010307
>CN Logo present and cut off
Not even trying/10
>>90010655
Yeah, and the cake one too.
>>90010621
Ugh ugh worst ship, shit ship
>>90010655
Only because some intern purposely leaked themand was then eviscerated by Sugar.
jasper worst gem confirmed today
rose best gem 4life
xoxo
>>90010694
Wait, is this true? Top kek.
>>90008217
do you have the office party one?
>>90010621
FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE FUSE
>>90010610
It's just a phase, a hibernation if you will
But we'll awaken again when there's developments on the cheeto
>>90010621
post more trash tier insane ships
>>90010610
Well nobody liked the Jasperposting in the last thread, i thought we were just toning it down
>>90010382
White is the Diamond's Garnet and with themeing (and shipping) Sapphire that lost Ruby (Head and Heart,
>>90010552
She really did remind me of amy here, like her face and then being kinda a dick
I loved it
>>90010750
>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>90010621
This is where I draw the fucking line,
how does this ship even make fucking sense?
How? How?
Who took their time to create shit ship art?
I ship Vidalia and Nanefua
show me THAT
>>90010771
Seriously, dorky "don't mind her, she's from Earth" Rose is the best Rose.
>>90010743
I've always liked Jaspearl, even after Jailbreak when it seemed to be truly 100% crack
There's just something about it. I've just liked it more and more with everything we've learned of them, too.
>>90010807
I was more referring to LapisxGarnet
500
>>90010621
>sorry i was a key player in destroying earth
>sorry i donkey-punched you and basically ruined your entire life
this show is painful and unnecessary and i can't stand to face it, like my divorce
>>90010771
DURR, BUT THAT SCENE WAS OUT OF PLACE, IT RUINED THE WHOLE MOMENT EVEN THOUGH THE WHOLE MOMENT WAS ABOUT ROSE AND STEVEN BONDING LIKE AN ACTUAL MOM AND SON.
>>90010807
dead ship deader than shit
>>90009908
You're a disgusting human
>>90010792
Shipping doesn't need to make sense.
HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THATit's impossible to flick your tongue with your mouth closed
navy is obviously the best gen and waifu, little to no lewds. please help my collection
>>90009585
Ur mom lel
>>90010850
Wow you must be a retarded lapisfag
>>90010807
>"Mmmyeees <3"
LAPIS FLAPIS
>>90010621
>Sorry I nearly killed you and inadvertently got you trapped in a mirror
>>90010438
That was so depressing. He can't even take a self with his fake mom.
>>90010840
>EVEN THOUGH THE WHOLE MOMENT WAS ABOUT ROSE AND STEVEN BONDING LIKE AN ACTUAL MOM AND SON.
And that warranted a random Peanuts reference completely with a ridiculously un-SU sound effect how?
>>90010877
Fiverr update
School made him busy so he is doing it tomorrow instead. Offered a refund if I didn't want it after the extra wait. How nice, don't know if that's a fiverr required thing or just something they do but it's still nice either way.
>>90010854
I JUST DID IT KYS
wait was there a new ep today
>>90010854
no it's not but you were successful in making me do that so...I guess you win.
Would you like it if White Diamond was kind of like Satan from The Mysterious Stranger - from the Adventures of Mark Twain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaRouocBes
>Humans are of no value.
>We can make more if you like.....
>>90010825
it's an odd and rare pair
>>90010911
nah
>>90010807
Rose destroyed them both
>>90010621
Even goddamn Lapidot is better than this shit.
>Sorry I inadvertently ruined your life and got you into a millenia-long imprisonment
>>90010877
What are you trying to say anon?
>>90010621
>>90010863
>nose is disgustingly high up even by SU standards
Now they have gone too far.
>>90010929
>Steven Universe ends the same way Gantz did
No
>90010911
Nah dude show's cancelled
>>90010877
Dammit anon you caught me
>>90010900
I'm kinda interested to see how this goes. How long would it take for him to read? A half hour?
>>90010940
Literally nothing is worse than Lapidot kys.
>>90010621
Is everyone overreacting to this as a joke or are we filled with Tumblr newfags?
Next you're gonna get triggered by that LapisxYellowtail picture too?
White Diamond fuckin' when?
Like seriously, why hasn't there been even a single mention of her yet, why the fuck hasn't Steven even asked any of the gems "hey, what were the Diamonds like?"
Why the fuck doesn't Steven ask any questions every other human being on the planet would ask?
>>90010892
It was supposed to just be them having a relationship like the one Steven has with Greg.
Maybe the sound effect was a little out of place, but it wasn't worth so many anons saying "THIS RUINED THE EPISODE"
>>90010900
What are you getting on Fiverr?
The reason he offered a refund is because Fiverr's search algorithm is an unforgiving mistress. If you get even one negative review it can make it extremely difficult for people to find you, especially in popular categories. So you appease the customers as much as you can.
>all this talk of ships
>tfw Amedot is fucking dead
>>90010900
What's going on?
>>90011009
k
>>90010940
Shipping two characters just to force them into dramatic and uncomfortable situations specific to their character backgrounds is pretty common.
>>90010929
That might be a bit too specific but I certainly want her to be far beyond the other Diamonds, something that is to a Diamond what the other Diamonds are to a Pearl.
>>90010743
Garnet x lapis is cute
>>90010940
Man, why do you assume like Bismuth was in the wrong here? I understand her radicalism is an issue, but who knows why Lapis was on Earth or what she was doing at the time Bismuth poofed her. Maybe those murderous shitheads deserve each other.
>>90010938
I want them to cry over PD together
>>90009504
>Best guess for this image: Wife
>>90010960
Why are you so triggered by the idea of there being more than one Jasperfag Mr. Lapisfag?
>>90011019
If I've learned one thing from this thread it's that ships never die.
We had a pewey guy in here earlier. When was the last time we even saw Dewey? Like, Season 2?
>>90011009
Dammit anon you caught me
>>90010993
When you stop touching yourself at night anon.
It's all on you.
more navy sauce pls
>>90010973
Mwah love you anon
>>90010969
It's almost 8000 words but there is a lot of garbage text they are going to skip so more like 3000-4000 I'd guess
>>90010996
Ahh that makes sense
Getting them to read a /sug/ thread but also they don't do swearing in them so all swears, etc are replaced with PORKCHOP
>>90011024
>back to being a shipping cesspool mere hours after an episode
Is this some sort of parlour game
>>90011046
Nobody deserves thousands of years of solitary confinement, anon.
>>90011019
It was a necessary sacrifice, anon
>>90009494
The mouth hole looks like a circular goatee, and the line above it is the lip.
>>90010840
It was a cute moment
Sug is just weird
I miss Garnet. Will she ever get development?
>>90008273
This is completely irrelevant but:
>Bismuth explicitly mentions Snowflake Obsidian as a member of the rebellion
>Proceeds to use regular Obsidian as test subjects
That has to be inhumane somehow.
>>90011075
It is cancerous Lapisfag posting
>>90010993
>why hasn't there been even a single mention of her yet
They're saving her and all the possible hype they can pump off her for a later season or two. She's gonna be the next level boss
>>90011009
got me cunt
>>90011071
>Getting them to read a /sug/ thread but also they don't do swearing in them so all swears, etc are replaced with PORKCHOP
Like, a whole thread?
>I've learned things about you, things you wanted to keep secret. You locked Bismuth away inside Lion because she wanted to shatter Gems, and you never told Garnet or Pearl. But then you shattered Pink Diamond! And now all Homeworld has it out for Earth, and the Crystal Gems, and ME! You put us all in danger and you just... disappeared! I finally know the truth, I know what you are: you're a liar! I thought you never wanted to hurt anyone, but you hurt EVERYONE! How could you just leave Garnet and Amethyst and Pearl and... and dad?! They don't know what to do without you! Maybe they didn't matter to you as much as hiding from the mess you made. And that's why I'm here, isn't it? Did you make me just so wouldn't have to deal with all your mistakes? ... Is that all I'm here for?That's heavy
>>90011045
I can't think of a more boring gem ship than this one.
>>90011106
Bismuth is the most racist character in the show.
She hates black rocks.
Get it?
hahahhahahahhahaha
>>90007948
I think I can get a copy from my proxy buddy in Japan
Post your favourite quotes from the show.
>No way, we are all extremely attractive! Let's go get jobs as models!
>>90011129
>But Steven, don't you remember that one episode?
>Oh yeah you're right, sorry about the outburst
>>90010993
Go back to season 1 ya chump
>>90011071
>Getting them to read a /sug/ thread but also they don't do swearing in them so all swears, etc are replaced with PORKCHOP
Hah. Hope they're getting paid decently for Fiverr at least!
>>90011136
Black Rock Shooter
>>90011074
It wasn't a very good episode so there isn't much to discuss.
>>90011129
>And that's why I'm here, isn't it? Did you make me just so wouldn't have to deal with all your mistakes? ... Is that all I'm here for?
I wonder if Steven wishes he was never born?
To be honest, that made me feel a little bad, Steven has a heart of gold, he shouldn't be doubting himself like that.
>>90011052
The best wife
>>90011148
>I drink coffee for breakfast
>>90011129
Steven said absolutely nothing wrong, Rose rebirth herself so she wouldn't have to feel any guilt
>canon end game ships
ConniexSteven
Garnet
PearlxGreg
LapisxPeridotxAmethyst
JasperxBismuth
honestly I don't know if that last one is even a real ship I have never even seen crack art of it
>>90011166
>implying there is ever anything of value in /sug/
>>90011123
Yea
well it was like 10 minutes before the thread died when I copied it so 95% of the thread
>>90011154
$5
did you guys find any good su valentine cards?
>>90011181
kill yourself
>>90011181
>>90011150
That's not what happened at all.
All "she" (aka Steven's subconscious) reminded him of was that she made him because she wanted him to exist, and did he think she was lying in the video? He said no, and realized that she didn't make him just so she didn't have to deal with the consequences of her actions, and that dealing with her mistakes was something he'd have to do. "Rose" and Steven didn't clear away any of the other accusations.
>>90011148
Garnet's whole 'Mom Universe' act was great. I don't remember the direct quotes.
>>90010869
Stop being aredundantfaggot.
>>90011148
>I staple tapeworms to my penis so the flesh worm can drink the brain juice from your fetus
Oh that Amethyst
>>90011167
I'm sure at times he's felt like that. I think it was Joy Ride where he brought up feeling that he wonders if Amethyst, Garnet and Pearl ever blame him for his mom being gone.
The fact that he couldn't exist without his mom dying is something that I'm sure fucks with his mind.
>>90011129
Are Buck, Sour Cream, and Less Attractive Pizza Broad supposed to mirror the CGs?
>SC: Pearl hair
>Buck: Garnet shades/lips/monotone voice
>LAPB: lips, personality, lack of likeability
>>90011181
Peridot x shattering
Lapis x Pearl
Jasper x Garnet
Amethyst x Famethyst
>>90011196
>"Rose" and Steven didn't clear away any of the other accusations.
You say that as if it's a good thing. They don't clear away any of the other accusations but Steven is still totally appeased.
>>90011019
It took a noble sacrifice.
>>90011148
>I was gonna drink a juice
>>90011148
>THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN THE GROUND
>THOSE FLOWERS ARE LOVELY
>>90010771
how did pearl put up with her or even love her
>>90011181
I used to like JasperXBismuth, but then I saw a bunch of fanart where they both look like ugly sacks of hairy potatoes and I can help but associate the ship with it.
Pic not related.
>>90011019
I started shipping it after Too Far, but Peridot just grew to be too annoying, I can't stand any ships with her at this point
>>90011254
Remember way back in S1 when we used to ship Pearl and Amy?
>>90011254
It was Steven's idea of rose, not actual roseunless they go "BUT IT WAS HER GEM SO IT WAS HER!!!!" which would be dumb
>>90011148
>NOOOOO! MI TORTAAAA
>>90007290
>>90007375
Took me a minute but I really wanted to draw this out.
>>90011265
Whenever I see this art in thumbnail form, I always think Bismuth isticklingJasper and then get disappointed when she's not becausethat's my fetish
>>90011241
>Steven is still totally appeased
>totally appeased
>still visibly upset when "Rose" disappears and he returns to the house
>ends up just rolling over on the couch after looking sad
>only perks up when Greg and the Gems come back
>>90011148
pearl's one liners in the past 2 seasons have been gold
>>90011289
>because they think I'm my mom
>which I guess I kinda am
We have been over this Steven is Rose
Kinda
>>90009684
is there a full version of this?
>>90011045
It's hard to find good chemistry for them, especially since Sugar banned all Garnet ships. This was still cute though.
>>90011299
that is something
>>90011105
Just give up on her.
>>90011306
....Same.
>>90011265
>not liking excessive out of place body hair
>not liking POTATOES
>not liking tiny head Garnet
Reminds me of early post-SOS /trash/, those were the days
>>90011307
>>still visibly upset when "Rose" disappears and he returns to the house
He's not upset because he doubts her morally you tard.
>>90011181
>PearlxGreg
>LapisxPeridotxAmethyst
Pearl and Lapis's entire arc is about independence and not needing someone else to feel good. Pearl had Rose, and then Garnet during the Week of Sardonyx, and now may or may not have the Mystery Pink Girl, who she will inevitably break up with when she finally realizes she's not a pearl, she's the independent Pearl.
Lapis has a weird stockholm/ptsd thing with Jasper and a lot of her distrust in herself comes from that. I imagine her bigger arc is going to be her forgiving herself and quitting thinking about Jasper in her darkest moments--much like how if Jasper is going to have a redemption (high odds, damnit) it's going to be her evaluating what it means to be strong and letting herself put her guard down emotionally.
>JasperxBismuth
Hmm.
>Real Canon Endgame Ships:
ConniexSteven
Garnet
PearlxNobody
LapisxNobody
PeridotxAmethyst, maybe
JasperxNobody
BismuthxNobody
>>90011299
Steven would be the ultimate BDSM partner
He can legit hurt you horribly in ways that would be irreversible and horrific normally but heal you.
>>90011148
>I know, let's build a mote, I can be... THE CROCODILE!
>Oh please, you always say you'll be the crocodile but you never commit
I just love the implication that they've already built a mote around the temple several times.
>>90011148
>Bob
>>90011299
That's actually kinda hot.
Steven is for______
>>90010448
>when the murdercock hits just right
>>90011281
>implying i still dont
theyve become best buds, whether they are in love or not i love them together
>>90011195
I like this.
>>90011299
OC's always the best
>>90011133
Why do you think its boring anon
>>90011362
Violent fugging
>>90011254
that rose tho
Is the episode out anywhere?
>>90011362
belief
>>90011148
>ARE YOU GOING TO LET US DESTROY ALL WRESTLING?
>>90011362
BECOME EDGE
>>90011281
It was a good ship, better than the ones that are competing today
>>90011348
god i fucking hate this artist
>>90011351
anon your not suppose to come up with realistic answers
everyone needs to end up with someone thats like a rule of shipping
>>90011200
>Hellooo, this... is Mom Universe.
>The children are playing swords.
>Sorry, WITH swords.
>They are bleeding.
>Oh no, they are dead.
>Don't call again.
>...Sorry, I panicked.
>>90011281
>used to
anon
>>90010009
>that skinny
holy fuck
>>90011200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVvXkPCMwWc
>>90011351
nice retarded headcanon
>>90011362
do we even need to say it?
>>90011148
>Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger!
because of its meme status
>Brotein is just a cheap snack to make weak /fitizens/ stronger!
>Ubercharge is just a cheap tactic to make weak mercs stronger!
>Full Restores are just a cheap item to make weak trainers stronger!
>Planes are just a cheap tactic to make little guys bigger!
>Mei is just a cheap hero to make bad players stronger!
>Nofap is just a cheap tactic to make weak wizards cooler!
>>90008689
The way he emphasizes pizza always gets me. It's so stupid but I never get sick of it.
>>90010911
The link is in the thread. >>90007991
>>90010937
Choke to death soon.
>>90011242
More of this ship please. There's hardly any of it.
>>90011200
Weighted hair!?"
>>90011362
Connie-Lapis pass around.
>>90011388
her laugh after that was probably the cutest thing on the show
Was that confrontation with Rose boarded by Sugar? Because that was probably the only decent looking part of the episode.
>>90011351
Nobody is going to end up with anyone besides Garnet and Steven/Connie to keep the ship wars and by extension, interest in the show alive.
Crew's gonna tease the hell out of all they can before the end.
>>90011389
>Steven going through an edgelord phase
Shieeet mang, that would be hilarious
>>90011281
I never stopped.
>>90011419
>Lexapro is just a cheap tactic to make ugly people alive!
>>90011430
There's steadily everyday.
>>90011414
THanks
>>90011181
Jasper X HAPPINESS is the only endgame ship.
also poly shipping is a meme
also all Peridot ships are shit
>>90011366
Do you want moar?
>>90011438
Will Connie and Lapis fight over Steven? or share him?
I liked Garnet's universe because it was one of the only Garnet episodes
>>90011299
Jesus christ.
I NEED more adult connie being sexual.
Fucking Ben 10,000 style episode where Steven sees a possible future with Connie when?
>>90011458
Honestly looked like it. Surprised that Sugar didn't board more of the episode honestly, she has a tendency board Rose and has even says that she likes to do it when she can.
>>90008468
>>90011430
It's a nice ship.
Amethyst is disgusting. Imagine how she must smell living in a room filled with nothing but garbage, decaying corpses and her own rotting shit? She probably has an airborne strain of herpes.
This poor man probably spent his last hours shutting out his intestines after drinking the water and getting super dysentery.
>>90011510
Connie's got an expiration date. Lapis need only be patient and Steven's gonna be hers.
>>90011377
No personality gem + ptsd gem, you do the math.
>>90011350
>He's not upset because he doubts her morally you tard.
Why's he upset then, oh wise one? Stub his toe?
>>90011181
StevenxConnie
Garnet
PearlxForeverAlone
LapisxFreedomxStevenHugs
AmethystxFamethysts
JasperxHerHand
GregxBD
PeridotxMemes
>>90011148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASVy12KeWA4
*mouths I love you*
>>90011430
>>90011540
>implying Steven's not gonna give up his physical form to become a 2nd Gem baby.
>>90011550
GregxBD
fanart pls
>>90010470
What about her freedom?
SUZ when
>>90011580
SEQUEL
They're gonna Korra this shit so hard.
>>90011523
i hated that episode because rebecca stole my fucking frog
>>90011523
But what about Jailbreak and The Answer and Keystone Motel haha
Hey sug
>>90011587
>Greg will solve the Diamond Problem with his mighty murdercock
>>90011637
Hey
>>90011637
go away
>>90011634
The Answer and Keystone Motel were shit and also were about Ruby and Sapphire, not Garnet
>>90011569
Are you me?
>>90011539
I kind of doubt she smells like anything. Her room would be pretty gross though.
>>90011237
I like this but more like garnet is happy by herself and jasper x amethyst x famethyst
Jasper needs to get in on that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtrUs3L0uJw
what are you listing to
>>90008714
Everybody loves a callback.
>>90011172
What's so good about this line?
>>90011665
No boollie pls
>>90011019
It still can be a crackship
>>90011792
You clearly don't remember the context then
>>90011782
soundkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UclCCFNG9q4
>>90011792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke_xmPAbBnA
>>90011782
https://youtu.be/9FuJYBILF_M
>>90009531
Majority in asia
>>90011539
And youre so annoying
The only endgame ships will and should be:
Garnet
Steven/Connie
Pearl/Independence and self respect
Amethyst/Self Worth
Lapis/Peace and freedom
Peridot/A new, better home to be her true self
Jasper/Happiness
No other ships should exist anywhere but shippers' heads.
>>90009133
YUCK
>>90011914
Anon/fun
>>90009531
i have a facebook
>>90011969
I think we all know that Steven Universe shipping stopped being fun years ago.
>>90010006
Fuck off Indexer.
you know what i like lapidot now
>>90011658
What's up?
How's School?
>>90011616
It's basically Frog from chrono trigger though
>>90011782
Adult Swim playing in the background.
>>90011299
That would be unfortunate
>>90012004
go fucc urself
>>90012012
it was MINE and she TOOK IT
>>90011782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HEP_lzTaoQ
>>90011148
>Garnet Shaking old and dying Steven
>I-I thought violence would be the answer
>>90011914
in my head, steven dies and connie + greg becomes a pair
not joking btw, I would be elated if connie and greg bonded over steven's death and became lovers
>>90012120
Dude, he's gotta be at least 30 years older than her.
>>90012034
no u u clod
>>90010678
you mean rebecca and kat gave up. boards can get revised but not if rebecca is in the corner drinking herself unconscious half the time.
>eating sugar free oatmeal is a sign of being old
B-but oatmeal has fiber and maltodextrin so it's good for you, and chronic insulin spikes raise LDL
i-m not old im health conscious!
REEEEEEE
>>90010223
They made MG to be so shitty that Pearl x Mayor Dewey would look good by comparison.
>>90012154
and that is a problem why
>>90012158
get juked, zuke
>he's a grown man watching a cartoon of gay space rocks voiced by filipinean slaves
What did YOU mean by this?
>>90008657
rebecca and the writers haven't been doing anything worthwhile for like two seasons, why should the boarders bother?
>>90012233
He's fat, and she's wise enough to fear the murdercock
>>90011914
this, shippers pls go
>>90012255
i do what i wANT DAD
How would Pearl react if Steven actually dyed his hair pink?
>>90010202
>Jasper is Brad
>Lapis is Buddy
>Onion is Buzzo
>>90012269
connie doesn't have to want it at first
she will after it's over regardless
>>90012309
disgusted
>>90012309
suck his dick
>>90012255
I'm not a man.
>>90012255
i want to suck her whale dick
>>90012309
Amethyst would probably have to keep watch to make sure she doesnt rape him
I would kinda like to see that, the pink hair that is, but maybe just a stripe or highlights not solid pink
>>90012309
She would be enamored with Steven for wanting to be like his mother, however considering Pearl's and Rose's "relationship" it would be slightly weird
>>90011148
>If I'm not back in an hour, Call the police
He's just got such a good mix of "I'm kinda joking, but also I might die.
>>90012309
Rape
>>90011299
>>90011527
Well if anyone has any requests for more lewd adult Connie I'd be up to doodle some.
>>90012457
Adult Stevonnie examining herself in the mirror?
>>90011208
>Passenger of shit
Wow, i thought i erase that band from my subcontious long ago.
>>90012457
Connie and Pearl please!
>>90012457
Big girl Connie pegging big boy Steven.
>>90012457
You Know What, I Like Your Idea I Am Going To Draw Connie Too I Will Post Her In The Next Thread
I Have Never Drawn Anyone But My Wife Before I Am Excited To Know What You Guys Will Think
>>90012562
thanks gramps
Why is Peridot so ugly?
>>90012562
your way of typing makes me feel uncomfortable for some reason.
>>90012636
kys
>>90012647
You didn't answer my question. Why is she so ugly?
>>90012647
he puts caps before ever word
>>90012614
I Am Not Old, If You Think That Because Of My Typing Then You Are Wrong. I Know It Is Unusual But It's Just How I Like To Type, I Have Always Done It Does Way
>>90012647
Maybe It's Because You Can't Understand Me Very Well, I Get That A Lot But It's Ok I'm Not Offended
Should I Hide Connie's Vagina Normally I Draw My Wife Nude
>>90012562
>>90012760
homosucks >>>/out/
>>90012709
TRIANGLES ARE BEAUTIFUL ANON
>>90012788
Peridot's not.
>>90012760
if you think it fits the drawing
>>90009111
The phone doesn't pick up on the room's illusions, and the whole "room" seems to be an illusion.
>>90012562
Every single of those words was a proper noun.
>>90012768
I Am Not A Homosexual, I Am Married To A Woman Who Has Left Her Husband For Me (Not In Real Life But I Don't Mind)
>>90012824
I Am Going To Draw Two Versions, I Already Finished The Nude One Now I Am Going To Draw Some Clothes, What Do You Think Guys Should The Dress Be
One) Red
Two) Blue
Three) Yellow
Four) Other
>>90012894
I Don't Know What That Means
>>90008594
Has the seething hate for that game died down yet?
>>90012890
sure but illusions are generally seen as light projections or something, is the room like telepathic or something and projecting these images right into Steven's mind, both understanding what he wants to see and being able to show it to him via reading his mind?
because if that is what is going on there are a lot of fucked up applications for that kind of technology
>>90012962
Times like this I really wish we still had images
Which gem is the biggest fuckboi?
>>90013010
Purl
Guys I Need Colours For Connie's Dress, I Am Making Her A Skirt And A Shirt, Any Ideas?
>>90013154
Rose's hair pink.
>>90013154
blue and white.
>>90010055
Holly Blue is gonna get a bunch of shady gems on the down low to eliminate Steven.
>>90013001
The logical conclusion is that some of Rose's memory fragments might be left in there somewhere. The "But Ima wit yu" line is almost as spooky as "everytime you love yourself, it's me loving you!".
>>90010862
Posting some in /trash/
The new op is over 2000 characters
>>90013154
White and Yellow/ Black and Yellow.
>>90013233
Will Steven redeem her?
>>90013320
I Am Working On The Skirt Right Now I Just Finished The Blue Shirt, See You Guys On The New Thread
>>90008524
Seriously though, what the hell is it going to take for Steven to get some real answers for once?
>>90010542
>White is most likely a neet
White sits there with all her Celestines and all her Gypsums and makes them kiss each other, and then kiss her Pearl, while she watches.