/sug/ Steven Universe General

Jasper is fat and ugly

first for niggers tongue my anus

Lapis is a shit character™.

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lapis is beautiful, pass it on

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Stevidot is best endgame

Lion 4 FUCKING WHEN?

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canon

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>>89979973
TAKE THAT BACK
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT

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Gems should fly through the night sky

What is a good endgame for the show?

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>>89979995
she is a lovely angle

>>89980009
Lapidirts should kill themselves

>>89980011
see >>89980000

>>89980009
Lapidirts should take a flying leap off a tall building.

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>>89979961
We're off to a good start.

>>89980011
Steven x Everyone

>>89980008
FAT AND UGLY
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>>89980020
Lapis is flatter than her personality.

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Do we want more or less funny faces from Steven?

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>>89980052
SHE IS RIPPED AND SHE IS LOVABLE AND SHE IS HUNKY

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>>89979995
She's also insane.

>>89980011
>end of last episode
>rose asking 80's garnet if she should go to that concert on the beach
>garnet looks straight into the camera, winks, then shatters rose

>>89980001
Lion will never be for fucking.

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>>89980059
I'll flatten your face.

>>89980067
She's an obese spinster pig with AIDS

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Requesting Peridot as one of these guys

>>89980067
Jasper is a nigger, but that don't mean she can't fuck those two blue sluts.

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>>89980062
MORE

>>89980075
I will literally kill myself and others of that's the ending

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Reminder Lapis will join a gang and shoot a townie.

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lapiven

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>>89980110
no
NO
NO YOU'RE A NIGGER
pls love me jasper

>>89980123
>>>89980075
bnet]y endun

>>89980133
cancer

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LEAKS WHEN
>LEAKS WHEN
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>LEAKS WHEN
LEAKS WHEN

>>89980154
Dumb frog poster

>>89980138
fuck this gay keyboard, 'best ending'

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Pretty Lapis redesign

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>>89980154
IM LEAKING

>>89980169
Yes, fuck your keyboard. And stream it.

>>89980154
Never, we don't get leaks anymore so tell all your Reddit friends not to come here tomorrow

>>89980169
i was wondering if you were speaking in some odd code. or had a seizure while typing. but yes, it definitely is the best ending.

>>89980110
Jasper fucks dogs which is implicitly white

>>89980208
No, she fucks blue bitches.

>>89980185
in the thumbnail it looks likes she is leaking

>>89980194
Does this make Amy Eddy and Garnet Ed

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>>89980133

>>89980201
We do, but I was under the impression Dingo withheld them last time because a bunch of fags whined

>>89980075
If only

>>89980217
Also dogs

Dogs with AIDS

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I still haven't gotten a serious answer. What specifically do you think happened in this screenshot?
I'm thinking he tripped while holding a bowl of cereal or something.

>Started as a Garnetfag

Well clearly the writers don't care about her. Better save myself the annoyance and find a new waifu

>Become Jasperfag
>Jasperfags shit up the thread constantly so we can't even talk about her anymore without faggots throwing a fit over it or tossing in some NEVER COMING BACK meme
>Jasper actually does show no signs of coming back.

Well at least I ended up being right about there being more to her than a typical villain. Right before she disappeared again.

It must be so much easier and more satisfying to be a Pearlfag.

>>89980237
Lapis came

>>89980179
Awwww cute! I like this one

>>89980237
>I still haven't gotten a serious answer.
And you probably never will. You will however get about four meme replies in a little bit.

>>89980237
its Connie related

>>89980237
Pearl ejaculated on him and he's too exhausted to shower so Connie offered to lick it off

>>89980154
We've gotten all the leaks we're going to get. The episode will pop up like an hour before it airs tomorrow.

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YOU GUYS EXCITED FOR TOMORROW?

>>89980290
Not really

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>>89980147

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>>89980290
no

>>89980011
Jaspis, I want a happy malachite

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>>89980290
whats tomorrow

>>89980237
Years of pent up Oedipal issues finally relieved

>>89980290
It's one day closer to my inevitable death I guess

>>89980154
If we get leaks it wont happen till tomorrow

>>89980309
Friday.

>>89980223
there is a gif of that

>>89980290
Yes

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>>89980330

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>>89980290
>Episode has Rose

YES

>>89980360
Ew it's this fag.

>>89980290
Isnt there a ttg marathon tomorrow? Why would I be excited for that

>>89980237
Everyone thought Jasper was the vitiligo gem but turns out it's Steven

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>>89980330
oh fuck yeah. weekend here we come

>>89980342
Amy looks so cute

CN can't even be fucked to air a promo, what the fuck

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>>89980290
0.9 MILLION VIEWERS HYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE

>>89980317
I'll drink to that!

to death!

GUYS

>SEASON 6 CONFIRMED

HOLY SHIT...

https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/5ucjvv/season_6_confirmed/

We will have this show for a long time...

>>89980397
I'm saying 850K.

>>89980237
Serious answer, Steven shapeshifted his cock and balls to be 5x their normal size and came all over himself. Not sure why he's sad.

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How likely is it that Lion is a corrupted Pink Diamond?

Lion is super small compared to YD and BD, who are gigantic ladies. I know corrupted gems can be a different size than their normal body form, like Centipeedle, so I don't think that matters too much but it feels a little weird that a corrupted diamond would be smaller than Jasper.

I think it's more likely that Lion is a shard of PD that Rose was tried to heal after shattering her and instead of fully healing, she was only able to restore a fragment of PD's power.

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This is for you, if you're still here

>>89980419
That's scene numbering, jackass

>>89980419
>leddit
kys

>>89980419

I'm going to cry.

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Real talk guys,
If nothing bad actually happened to connies mom and shes just running late im going to be so mad.

>>89980419

While I want to believe, and the timing seems like it could work out, I don't know why they would have both 609 and 610 on the sceen simultaneously, if that were the case. Even if it were a two-parter, it seems like the first half would be under '609' and the second half, '610.' Most likely, those are just the 609 and 610th pages of whatever is on screen (the storyboard, perhaps?). But if that were the case, wouldn't the odd number be on the right?

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What will Steven see next episode?

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>>89980419
there goes reddit's notoriously good detective work right? I mean, we all remember their last endeavor?

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>>89980419
CANCEL FAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

>>89980419
Nah the show is definitely cancelled after 5
Ttg has won

>>89980366
YOUR

>>89980496
Could just be another two parter. Or they just have the VA record more than one episode at once for efficiency.

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Do you think Steven knows Lapis is madly in love with him?
Or is he just too dumb to see it?

>>89980496
Well that new storyboard revisionist literally just started working there the other day, i dont think theyd be hiring new people if theyre close to finishing wrapping up production

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>>89980459
It will be something dumb and mundane and you know it.

>>89980430
the second theory is better than the first

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>>89980501
I'm pretty sure that he's gonna get a vision of Rose shattering Pink Diamond from that last screencap. Looks like a poof cloud, and would explain why Rose looks so stern and why Steven seems so upset.

>>89980603
It prob will be considering the eps that follow

If connies mom has gone missing the episodes thatd follow would be probably focused on getting her back and that doesn't seem to be the case

>>89980459
Look... we just had a lore arc. No way it will be something serious like YELLOW DIAMOND KIDNAPPING HUMANS FOR THE ZOO

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I hope we see more hairstyles for the gems. This and Amethyst's ponytail were great.

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What is this supposed to mean?

>>89980722
I wish it was, theres only a few episodes in the season left anyway and most of this season has been filler so why wouldn't the last arc be more serious

>>89980641
I'm mad about this picture because that sword was made specifically to NOT shatter gems. We learn this before we learn Pink Diamond was shattered.

>>89980777
That would be transformation porn with Lapis's face pasted over it

>>89980777
How she becomes more unattractive and lazy over time? Idk

>>89979961
I wanna fuck that bug.

>>89980807
But why?

Remember when Pearl
>raped Garnet?
>almost let Steven fall to his death?
>yelled at a 13 y. o. kid because he didn't knew his dead mom?
>taught Connie to be suicidal as fuck?
>tried to kidnap Steven for 70 years?

>>89980067
>Futa
Faggot.

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>>89980736
I want to see more alternate costumes, I want to see those beachball outfits in the actual show.

>>89980237
if you actually watched the preview you can hear its raining. connie clearly left and steven went after her in the rain

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>>89980843
Pearl is the worst

>>89980546
They wouldn't be hiring new people if they were going to cancel it

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wait...so bug IS for fug?

>>89980911
Of course

>>89980889
Hmm

>Connie gets upset and runs outside
>Steven runs after her
>Connie's mom pulls up
>They happily reunite, hug, etc
>Steven goes inside and is sad
>Goes to Rose's room and asks to see his mom

>>89980910
Just keep telling yourself that while you're cleaning out your desk Sugar.

>>89980103
Thraddash best race

>>89980843
>tried to kidnap Steven for 70 years?
Don't be so dramatic, it was only 50 years.

>>89980948
>"Shattered or alive"
>Not "shattered or bubbled"

>>89980889
Connie probably hears her mom pull up in front of the house
She runs out cause shes so happy her mom is okay
Steven follows her out in the rain and sees them hug, suddenly feels bad about his mom

Im calling it, this will happen

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>>89980953
Thraddash are a crutch

>>89980897
Pearl said she hates the idea of eating, yet she said she does like pie in So Many Birthdays
Is this a prime example of the Crewniverse's continuity?

>>89980897
lapis is the worst
pearl is the second worst

>>89980962
>Don't be so dramatic, it was only 50 years.
read this with pearl's voice

fuck you I gave a serious answer you (you) hungry faggot

>>89980459

She dies in a car crash

Steven and Connie form a "Dead Moms Club"

>>89980998
Ask matt

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>>89980988
probably, it explains why he's in the room with his mom

>>89980948
I like those eyes

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>>89980103
>>89980953
>tfw once a year when someone makes a star control reference

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>>89980998
I think she said she liked the pie just to be nice.

>>89980843
>raped Garnet?
No, fusion =/= sex, retard. She is worst gem for other reasons

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I love Lapis Lazuli

>>89980910
You think they'll just drop everything and go home?

>>89980999
Okay, I agree with you there

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>Holly Blue Agate thinks she's important
>She doesn't even have her own Pearl

HAHAHAHAHA

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thanks for noticing.

>>89981044
You love shit.

>>89980819
Disregarding Lapis, the second one from the right is best looking though.

>>89980559

He won't see it until she's tied him down and is forcing her tongue down his throat, desperately telling him that she needs him and couldn't wait any longer

>>89980998
she never said she liked EATING pie

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>>89981044
I love Lapithyst.

>>89980998
was it Pie or Pi?

>>89981087

I like GAHHHHNEHT myself

>>89980069
even better

>>89981084
Don't be a retard, anon.

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>>89980559
I like the way she goes from 0 to 100 when she sees Steven.

>>89981115
i like stevonnie

>>89980998
She likes the smell of pie.

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>>89981115
I also like da gahnet

>>89981058
>When asked why she doesn't have a Pearl she lies and says she does, it's just off reforming into a more elegant outfit.
>For the fifth time this month.

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Guys I re-watched some old S1 episodes last night, namely Tiger Millionaire and Rose's Scabbard.

>Tiger Millionaire
Holy fuck, what happened, the show has a completely different vibe now, even in the filler episodes, and I don't mean it in a bad way

>Rose's Scabbard
Probably the best Pearl Episode, right?

>>89980889
That doesn't explain why it's white. Rain isn't white. The only white liquid I've seen in this show is milk.

>>89980994
Thraddash culture best culture

>>89980822
Don't fug the bug

>>89981220

It's Lapis love juice

>>89981034
i know that feel and welcome it

>>89981206
pearl is a rapist

>>89981153
It's more like 0 to 1000, she gets this wild, frenzied look in her eyes. It's kinda cute.

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>>89981267

So?

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Less neon lapis

>>89981301
that is the bad

>>89981248

EVEN THOUGH SHE'LL BEG FOR YA
THOUGH SHE'S SPREADIN' HER LEGS FOR YA!
PLEASE WHATEVER SHE OFFERS YA
DON'T FUG THE BUG
(we'll have tomorrow)
DON'T
FUG
THE
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

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Someday, you will move on.
Your interest in the gems will wane.
You will one day be reminded of these times and chuckle at the thought of ever being in love with a fictional character.

You will fade away into the darkness of oblivion on your deathbed with no thought or emotion of your waifu/husbando.

>>89981206
>Another "muh Rose" episode
Nah

>>89981206
Loved Rose's Scabbard, but I think I enjoyed Sworn to the Sword more because while she started to finally accept Steven as completely different from Rose in Scabbard, she had to let go of this image of needing to protect Steven all the time in Sworn.

>>89980237
Corrupted Steven? IDK

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>>89981273
it sure is

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>>89981345
>He says this on 4chan
Irony.

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>>89981220
>That doesn't explain why it's white. Rain isn't white. The only white liquid I've seen in this show is milk.

This is after they got hit with an ocean wave.

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>>89981087
i want them to FUSE

Actually, a Stevamepis fusion would crack some solid jokes, usually at others' expense

>>89981383
>Steven I'm so sorry! I'm usually more composed under stress!

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>>89980430
Corruption just seems unlikely. To transform into a specific earth animal - and a male one at that.

no, I think lion is Rose's experiment. She thinks to highly of Pearl to use her as a servant like Peridot says pearls are for.

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>>89981446
I hate thinking about all the fusions we'll never see, Lapithyst might happen but we'll probably rarely see more triple fusions.

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>>89981083
>Stevens main goal for Lapis is to make her happy again.
>Stevens tries everything he can to make her happy by taking her on fun activity's and showing her the wonderer's of Earth.
>But no matter what Lapis just seems to get more and more upset and depressed.
>Steven is getting really worried speeding more time with her to make her happy staying with her at the barn trying everything to make her more happy.
>One night while Steven was sleeping in the barn after a long day of fun with Lapis that ended in failure as all Lapis did all day was look at the ground and mope
>It was while he was sleeping he was awoken to see Lapis sitting next to him looking at him with such sad eyes.
Lapis said in a upset voice "Why are you doing this to me?
>Steven looked up at her and said "Lapis I'm trying to make you happy but no matter what you just seem to get more sad, I don't know what to do."
>Lapis started to cry "Why can't you see how I feel? do you just not care? what do I have to do to make you understand."
>Steven began to sweat and said "L-Lapis I dont know what you want."
>Lapis grabbed Stevens hands and pinned him to the ground.
>"Its you! its you that I want!
>Steven was shocked and confused
>"I..I don't understand...."
>Lapis then brought her lips to Stevens and gave him a long passionate kiss, the kiss was so desperate and needful.
>Lapis pulled away blushing while Steven was completely shocked,
>"I LOVE YOU!....and I've loved you for so long, I've never loved anyone before and I thought you were my soul mate, every since I met you I thought maybe we could be together, but no matter what no matter how clear I made it you never got the picture, and it broke my heart."
>Steven couldn't say a word he was in total shock.
"Lapis kept crying "Do you know how much it hurts? I loved you but you...you didn't love me! I could tell that for a fact you don't look at me like I look at you, you don't feel the same love as I feel for you!

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>tfw Storm in the Room will most likely feature important and possibly game-changing lore yet it will be rushed and vague due to an 11 minute runtime

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>su leaks for next episode is up
>/co/ sug is playing mentally damage sleuth
>/trash/ is basically just an image dump
>eating cereals and yogurt
>it's a mild 21° in my pajamas while i'm looking at youtube videos and absentmindedly browsing /pol/
Even at your worst, you all contribute to this Imperial Comfy feeling
Thank you, /sug/

Also pink diamond was flawed and destined to shatter eventually but rose just took the blame so she could leverage with homeworld, resulting in every single corrupted gem on the planet earth

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why is claritin-D so relaxing good lord

>>89980430
>>89981496
rose transformed into a male lion and bred with a female lion

>>89980998
she likes ''''''''''baking''''''''''' but why anyone would eat something made by someone who doesn't like food is beyond me

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>>89981611

Is this... are you retarded?

Has anon who was making music for other gems deliver anything?

>>89980911
You wouldn't fug a rug

You wouldn't fug a mug

Fugging

bugs

is a crime

crime

is against

the law

>>89981694
callthepolice.png

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>>89981694
>>89981712

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Death to diamonds
#notmyhomeworld
All collaborators belong in a bubble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkPPkDwH9NA

Lapis Lazuli has slutty feet!

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>>89981557
>Steven began to cry, he never knew Lapis loved him so badly, and all that time he couldn't see it.
>Lapis had Steven pined, she was far stronger then Steven and could easily hold the poor hybrid down.
>Lapis began to breath heavily as she looked at the pinned defenceless hybrid.
>"Your so beautiful Steven...I cant hold myself back I need you!
>Steven closed his eyes in fear there was nothing he could do to stop it.
>As Lapis began to deflower him all Steven could think is...
>"This is all my fault...."

really need some feet on my face

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>>89981781
>>89981800

>>89981781
>>89981800
Kill yourselves, foot plebs.

Does anyone actually read the greentexts?

>>89981902
No, they're usually Lapis abusing Steven in some way.

I just came from the thread where people are comparing CN's USA and Brazil schedule for this week and god DAMM.

Why even watch Cartoon Network if you like Steven Universe, honestly?

>>89981902
some times not if its about lapis tho

>>89981924
My family literally only watches CN when a new episode is on

Fuck CN

>>89981924
>Why even watch Cartoon Network if you like Steven Universe, honestly?
I don't even have cable, I get it all online.

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>>89981902
Well now you make me feel like I'm writing these for nothing.
What's the point if no one reads them.

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>>89981557
>>89981798

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>>89981924
For reference.

CN USA confirmed not even trying.

>>89981990
I always read them. Ignore haters.

>>89980011
Homeworld pulling a War of the Worlds.

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this show is for clowns and downs

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>>89981990
i would read them but there ALL about lapis and steven

>>89981990

I read them, don't worry

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>>89982031
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT HOMIEPOSTER

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>>89982031
would you rather talk to a man or get a nice tan?

>>89981990
Make some forcefeeding fics and then we'll talk

>>89981990
They're ooc crap.

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>>89981994
>>89982025
Ah good someone is still reading them.
As long as I have readers then I will keep writing my shitty green texts, its makes me happy.

>>89982082
>>89981990
this
specifically with pearl

>>89982076
what

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>>89982017
For even more reference.
>The amount of Steven Universe a normal schedule gives (Brazil)

CN USA will only one episode of Steven Universe this week: Storm in the Room.
No re-runs
Nothing

>>89982105
Write on brother and/or sister. I live for your shitty memes. Take this (you) as payment.

>>89982082
Not green text anon but why is it always force feeding with you guys?

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>>89982082
>>89982110
no. no no no no please stop the fics now ree

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>>89982017
I'm gonna need a gem with the expression of basically getting gut punched to show how i feel about how better Brazil's schedule looks.

>>89982142
would you rather drive a ferrari or eat some calamari?

>>89981798
>No detailed rape scene

Yeah, force feeding's a no

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>>89982153
Please stop senpai
You're making me want to live in Brazil.

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>>89982191

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>>89982017
>Thursday morning Dexter Lab
>Friday morning Flapjack

>>89982227
>Peridot's leg

>>89982153
They ran some numbers through in the other thread, and AT, Gumball, and SU are all getting similar ratings at the moment. SU is only getting 1 episode and AT is getting precisely none. TTG barely does better than those 3 and yet it's getting week-long advertising for a rerun on Friday. Keep in mind that AT is a traditional merch juggernaut of CN's and SU is an upcoming one.

I think something fishy's going on at CN, nothing they're doing makes sense from a strictly business perspective.

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>>89982185
what is this line of questioning

For some reason i feel way more respect for Brazil now.

>>89980062
when he make this face

>>89982302
I think Steven Floats when he goes to the Big Donut and sees they're closed?

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>>89982153
I wonder what appeals to brazilians in su

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>>89982264
The crew constantly reminds us that there's no conspiracy theory about CN trying to undermine the show's gay themes, but sometimes I think they're just lying.

I mean. If SU does so great, why's Teen Titans their Spongebob?

>>89982227
>No sign of Lapis nor Jasper
I want a refund

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>>89982188
I think the oversensitive mods would get pissy if I did that.
Implications and light lewds are as far as I can go.

>>89980843
>implying everyone is perfect and that no one makes any mistakes in their life based on poorly conceived judgements

It's almost as if this is a kids show that wants to impart moral lessons onto the viewer. For Christ sakes she's a millennium aged alien. She hasn't had to deal with these things until Steven came around. Not just her, but all of the Gems.

>>89982227
>I want to be the coffee mug

>>89981666
Isn't she a bit of a perfectionist? Even if she didn't eat it, she would have followed a recipe to the letter.

>>89981557
Google search says Cartoon Network, so I'm going to need some sauce, fampai.

>>89982264
CN isn't trying to kill the show, they are simply trying to give TTG all the help it needs. They know SU is popular and would never cancel it, they fully support it. Stop being paranoid.

>>89982356
You can post then on /trash/ desu

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>>89982386
not wanting to be the gaytar what your dumb or something?

Why can't they just go back & find Peridot's limb-enhancers? They were probably right next to the portal & seemed relatively heavy enough to sit underwater w/o any trouble, especially since now she can pull up metal. Hell, I'm almost surprised she hasn't made her own at this point!

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Do you smoke, /sug/?

HEY FAGS

Did you see this shit yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLGk_QhUFbk

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>>89982409

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>>89982341
US CN got lucky and decided to force ALL it's attention on TTG.

Thankfully god sent Brazil has alerted us that the other countries are actually intelligent and evenly spread out all it's show.
They even fucking air older shows which CN US put on their boomerang closet
Holy shit why do i live in Americunt.

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>>89982431
I don't care.

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>>89982341
here's the image cartoon network drew after ruby/sapphire won that favorite couple contest they held on valentines day

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>>89982419

>>89982026
Dying of the human flu?

>I'm unironically staying 2 hours from the town on Chui tonight

If I got there, I'll see if there's any ship there.

>>89982341
On a related note: I think I saw in a thread that CN is actually out-airing Spongebob.

>>89982403
It's not just SU I'm referring to man. Pretty much every show that isn't TTG and Gumball is getting the shaft hard. Shows that get similar ratings and have big merchandise lines. From a business perspective it just doesn't add up.

>>89982445
That doesn't answer the question.

>>89982431
Yeah it was pretty great, shame she couldn't do the entire song. Also
>Music: La La Land (soundtrack)
>No mention of SU

>>89982446
Why is Onion always in promos

Do Normies find Onion appealing

>>89982082
How do you forcefeed something that doesn't naturally have a throat or a digestive tract? I mean, you could shove something in their mouth, but you can't MAKE them swallow it...

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>>89982431
holy shit, that must be an honor for deedee
that's pretty cool

>>89982431
NORMIES ARE INVADING OUR SHOW
RED ALERT RED ALERT

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You wake up tomorrow in Steven's bed. You're now in Beach City. You aren't dreaming...

wat do?

>>89982403
So they're trying to save TTG? How so, the show is doing bad?

>>89982489
amethyst, garnet, and pearl have one

>>89982419
Not anymore

>>89982486
Reminded me why you all hate Onion when he's one of the funniest "humans" in SU?

>>89982489
You trick Lapis into forming one and then you hold her down and shove food in her mouth.

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>>89982466
>LEGO Nexus Knights

Why the fuck isn't that shit everywhere in CN? The kids hate the show but love the freaking legos?

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>>89982530
LOOK OUT ANON, LAPIS HAS COME TO RAPE YOU!

>>89982560
I like only when hes not the focus of the episode

Cameos are fine, his name in the title means a bad time

>>89982320
thanks anon

>>89982530
Shuffle trought his N64 games. I'm curious about what he plays.

>>89982553
They have to make one & if they considerably do, they have to actively choose to use it or not. And since when has Garnet ever eaten anything?

>>89982530
fuck amethyst

>>89982446
IS THAT STRAWBERRY ON THAT PIZZA?

>>89982571
>just hold down Lapis
>Just trick her into it
Despite how naive she can act, she usually seems pretty obstinate when it comes to not doing things she doesn't feel like. She bluntly tells people no pretty often...

>>89982663
I will threaten her if I have to.

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>>89982419
nope, but I drink

>>89982045
And it's always lapis raping steven too. I mean, he never rapes her in these things? Or at least takes advantage of her? Come on.

>>89982703
Exactly, what is this bullshit

What if Jet and Ivory are kinda like White Diamond's heralds or something

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>>89982695
>filename
oh my

>>89982703
i know i need some variety in rape porn

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>>89982727
What if she has an Ebony and an Ivory, and they fuse together in perfect harmony?

>>89982691
>Just threaten the gem who could drown you in seconds.
I really feel like she could easily stop a normal human from attacking her. Trying to attack her is gonna end up like Geb.

>>89982703

> Steven manipulates Lapis into sleeping with him

Hmmmm

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>>89982658
Strawberries on a pizza can be delicious anon

Where da leaks

>>89982755
Ebony is a type of wood.

>>89980154
Dingo has been an ass lately so I doubt it

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>>89982752
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>89982766

That's worse than pineapple on pizza

>>89982695
What's your poison, Anon? Yesterday I got a Wild Turkey 101 as a present.

>>89982790
but what if

>>89982791
Dingo doesn't come here anymore.

>>89982766
And I thought I was already powerful or having had tuna, pastor and pineapple pizzas, as well as ketchup hotcakes and mustard-cheese sugarbread sandwitch.
Huh, gotta step up my game.
Ice cream pizza, here I come...

>>89982798
pineapple is great on day old cold pizza

>>89982560
Because the episodes focusing around him are always the most useless. Plus his shtick gets old really, really fucking fast.

>>89982798
Nah it's amazing. 10/10

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>>89982794
YES, MORE

>>89982823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTt-kfPvRks

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>>89980032
I've been periodically cracking up over this fucking post
>>89982755
Oh you bastard,

>>89982825
I've had a pear-horse pizza too, shit was amazing.

One of these days I'll find a way to slap in some peaches. I wonder what kind of cheese they'd go with

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Why is fatty so gross compared to skinny? Why doesn't fatty get in shape like skinny?

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Think they're all servant class?

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>>89982854
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>89982403
TTG doesn't need help tho, its pretty popular among kids

>>89982727

Ivory isn't even a mineral.

>>89982798
You sound like a whiny faggot

>>89982921
Skinny reminds me of my brother and I dont like it

>>89982913
...horse?

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>>89982952
lamo

>>89982973
Consider: incest

>>89980641
>color palette identical to rose's

i hope not. i kinda want her to have dark magenta skin with slightly lighter hair.

>>89982991
Twinks are gross

>>89982961
It's considered an organic gemstone like how pearls are.

>>89982986
What's next, RECTANGLE pizza?!

>>89982017
Thats a pretty good looking schedule

Also still airing Flapjack, nice.

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>>89982973
your brother sounds hot

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>>89983018
I want to live in Brazil now.

>>89982658

One of the places around here makes a pizza that has a cream cheese sauce, strawberries, blueberries, chocolate chips, and then a white chocolate drizzle over the whole thing. It's fucking amazing.

There's also one with nuts and caramel instead of fruit.

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How will she be shattered?

>>89982921
Many of those amethysts aren't fatty. Rather, they're bulky.
I'm in this show for giant women and Pearl's voice. I fucking loved that episode

>>89982925
>Mother of Pearl
Episode when?