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>>89975464
>already adores Steven
>had an episode with Connie
Lapis meets Stevonnie WHEN?
Did the fiverr thing ever happen?
Beds are pretty comfy, they keep you warm when you sleep, safe when you have a nightmare and happy for other things. Take a moment to appreciate your bed.
post pictures of cute steven pls
Jasper is fat and ugly
>>89975508
Get an education
canon
Best germ
BEST
>>89975508
>>89975510
Jasper is a nigger.
>>89975487
what was it?
>>89975510
Overweight and unattractive
>>89975464
Peridot is a fucking incredible character, imagine playing videogames online with her, fucking hell that'll be bloody amazing. Imagine getting fucking wasted with her.
>>89975497
source?
>>89975537
Probably fat and ugly omg I'm mean, I don't want to be mean
>>89975508
She is objectively NOT one of those things and the other is an opinion
>>89975542
>>89975541
kill yourself
>>89975541
Peridot is a shitty annoying meme. If you like her your autistic and if you want to fuck her you're a pedo.
>>89975508
Jasper IRL would be maybe 25% bodyfat and the rest would be muscle
the bodyfat %s with the fewest health issues are 20 to 30% for women.
at worst an IRL Jasper injects testosterone to develop her muscles
she isn't fat.
rose and amethyst are fat.
drink bleach faggot.
>>89975542
This eyes hold so much joy and hope.
>>89975528
Some anon was going to pay some fag on fiverr to read an entire /sug/ thread on camera
FUCKING UPROOTED lol
>>89975541
All of that sounds horrible, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>89975581
they're literally brain damaged and want to breed the unbreedable.
>>89975592
lol
>>89975566
Never. Back. Down.
>>89975606
Kekeake
>>89975574
> 25% bodyfat and the rest would be muscle
Even though she's perfect?
>>89975604
>>89975574
>Jasper irl would be how I want her to be because she's my waifu
No faggot, she's fat and looks like a male.
>>89975574
you speak the TRUTH
>>89975469
>Lapis sees Stevonnie
>Becomes obsessed to fusing with Steven to the point of harm him
>Lapis confirmed as worst gem
Just look at this disgusting pig
Now the only legacy I have left is GUYS
>>89975643
THI C C
>>89975629
>looks like a male.
no doubt,
she's not fat though
>>89975545
>If this had been posted before it aired anons would have called it shitty fanart
>>89975614
Lapidirts should kill themselves
>>89975670
I want to have sambuca and coke with Peridot at the club, how incredible the experience will be after a few?
>>89975541
I feel like the Steven×Peridot fusion would be absolutely unbeatable at video games.
>tfw pic related tells you to git gud
>>89975614
UPROOTED
AND
DESTROYED
>>89975629
The majority of Jasperfags don't actually care about what their favorite gem is like and will go so far as to actively ignore what makes her an interesting character so long as they can project what they want onto her. Literally every other kind of gemfag is better.
>>89975643
When will this Jasper be introduced? Skinny is nice but all body types should be represented
>>89975469
>uncomfortable with fusion
>loves Steven
>tense with Connie
Sounds like a fun episode.
And then they all fuse into Laponnieven
>>89975661
>Leaving behind a trail
My identity must always remain a mystery.
The only signal is whom i favor.
>>89975643
>>89975662
Nigga do you even quartz soldier? You guys keep shit posting the best character. STAHP
>>89975630
>posting a fat fan art while saying someone isn't fat
>30 = F A T T
your jasper is 35 or 40
>>89975662
>Writer of a show said she made it canon
>It's not canon
>>89975690
Sapphire would like to object to that.
>>89975690
Wat de fug
>>89975718
35% is objectively perfect
>>89975718
>>30
meant to read (greater than) 30%
>>89975706
What in gods name are you trying to say sapphyphag
No one is more identifiable than you
>>89975718
well I think 35 looks pretty sexy so jokes on you
>>89975690
What is this
Beta abortion episode when?
Bismuth from the concept art
>>89975753
Of course i'm easily detectable thanks to Sapphire.That still doesn't mean you know me
>>89975728
>said writer was fired for writing a shit pairing
>she'd spend hrs ranting about being against PC
>she's nothing but a ded writer now
Iloathedher
>>89975745
>objectively
no, you just like fatties.
20 to 30% is objectively perfect
>>89975785
Yes I do...
>>89975779
I want to spit into her gem
>>89975753
Even I?
>>89975798
I highly doubt that.
>>89975811
You're too new
>>89975718
>That difference between 30 and 35
I am sceptical
>>89975566
>More than 100 episodes in and have yet to see a Beryl.
Damn, not even an Emerald?
>>89975728
>*writer of the show said she only cared about making her otp canon even though no other writers on the show wanted her to
>*writer on the show literally quit because Rebecca said she couldn't make her otp canon
>retarded lapidotfags still look up to her even though she's a retarded talentless cunt
>>89975829
>That difference between 30 and 35
its mostly because the 30% shown is shorter so it seems thicker.
>>89975834
>Beryl
Literally what, why do you fags know about real gems
>Jasper, noone asked for Jasper
I would have...
>>89975778
LAPIS X ORANGE W H E N
>>89975863
I would have asked for her hand in marriage
>>89975834
Pls not that discussion again
>>89975863
Everybody hates Jasper lmao
Pearl is bi
News hit, Zuke has been re-hired as the lead storyboard artist for the rest of the series! Every episode will consist of Lapis and Peridot memeing it up for morecreepymerchandise. The rebirth of SU!
we are overdue for a pearl episode to be quite honest
>>89975834
Emerald will an elite gem in homeworld, probably Peridots manager or some commander, high ranking officer. We haven't seen any elites besides Sapphire, so lets chill and wait.
>>89975869
https://youtu.be/-ZO5MQCOuxY
>>89975834
>peridot + steven = emerald
>>89975863
>noone asked for Jasper
They didn't?! The nerve of them!!
>>89975894
zuke's facebook still says she works at CN..... weird....
>>89975834
The lack of Emerald in particular's been pointed out a lot lately, people seem to think that Emerald's gonna be some kind of game changer, it's odd that we haven't even heard the name be used in the show yet, but have gotten more obscure gems like Snowflake Obsidian mentioned. Honestly I don't think anyone at the start of the show would have thought that we'd see Holly Blue Agate before we even heard a mention of Emerald.
>>89975896
Fuck off, we've had enough Pearl episodes to last a lifetime
We need a fucking Garnet episode or a non shit Lapis episode. Also Lion 4.
>>89975795
>>89975843
>Her episodes are still yet to air, and nothing has been retconned
>"It's Still not canon!"
I hate Zuke, but xhe ( or whatever the fuck she calls herself) will forever have made more of an impact on the show then anyone here will, and it's funny to see you deny it
>>89975894
>lapisfags that ship lapidot and liked the way zuke wrote her
if you really loved you shit waifu you wouldn't support her being a meme kys
>>89975896
Aren't we always?
>>89975863
>>89975912
Even I respect an enemy of humanity.
A proper death would be merciful.
>>89975888
I do to.
But I care as well.
>>89975827
Well played.
>>89975896
were overdue for a pearl arc.
we got amethysts and garnets. time for pearl
>>89975942
Why do you hate Jasper
>>89975888
Trips of truth desu senpai
>>89975924
lapis just had an episode you retard
pearl only had like 3 episode in the past two seasons fuck off
it's pearl country now
>>89975963
If Pink Diamond was shattered, where are her shards?
I personally think we haven't had enough Lapis and Peridot episodes.
>>89975963
She wants to exterminate our species and steal our resources.
>>89975955
The entire show is a goddamn Pearl arc
Every other episode is about her creepy Rose lust
>>89975985
up rose's butt
>>89975989
She just wants to expel her milk and find happiness
>>89975926
>writer ATTEMPTS to force something into a show but doesn't get to do it because her boss wouldn't let her
>the fact that her ideas were rejected doesn't matter and her headcanons are all officially canon
>>89975989
Okay but then you also must hate the Diamonds and Holly Blue also
>>89975989
And humanity wouldn't do the same to them of the roles were reversed?
>>89975992
>creepy
lmao how many times you been orbiter blocked by some chad?
>>89975985
up lion's butt
>>89975979
Learn to read faggot, I said non shit Lapis episode
She needs to ditch memedot for a while and delve into her past properly
>>89975987
I think Lapis and Peridot should be shattered
Post good fanfusions
>>89975955
>we got garnets
When the fuck was this
>>89975998
>In a storyboard driven show, a storyboarders ideas were rejected, even though they made it to air
>>89976022
>>89976028
Pearlfags are delusional, don't engage
>>89976022
The only good Donut Steel was original Abalone before /sug/ made him into some robo-butler.
>>89975979
An episode with memedot doesn't count as a developmental solo episode, she still hasn't gotten a solo ep this season kys
What's your favorite gem /sug/?
GERMAN DUB WHERE???
>>89975469
http://appleuniversing.tumblr.com/post/140697803129/lapis-and-stevonnie-interact-my-part-of-an-art
>>89976008
Some would but a lot probably wouldn't
>tfw Pearlfags have a million episodes but still complain
Try being a Garnetfag you whiny cunts
>>89976056
>>89976018
not gonna happen lapisfags :^)
>>89976031
>even though they made it to air
They didn't. That's why she quit.
>>89976066
the best one
>>89976019
I think all the gems should be shattered, great way to cancel this show.
>>89976031
so you're saying in her episodes lapidot is canon, even though she was crying about not being able to make her ship canon before it got uprooted and destroyed? are you as retarded as she is?
>>89976066
Amethyst
>>89976066
Steven, undoubtedly.
>>89976034
This is a crime against God
Delete This.
>>89976073
>Some
>implying
Steven Universe... On Ice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLGk_QhUFbk
>>89976079
>has a million episodes
peridot has more episodes than pearl, amethyst has more episodes than pearl
>>89976079
>Try being a Garnetfag
Why would anyone make that mistake
>>89976066
Fatsper
>>89976066
>>89976085
>Beta Never happened
>Neither did Barn mates
This is a whole new level of delusion
>>89976079
It's not our fault you chose the gem who already finished her character arc long before the show began.
>>89976008
Only if they were a threat.
Is humanity threatening towards homeworld?
No.
>>89976001
Well of course, know thy enemy, hate thy enemy.
>>89976109
the fuck is that thumbnail
LEak when?
>>89976081
Suck my dick
>>89976066
Green midget
>>89976105
Appearing in an episode as part of a group doesn't count as having an episode
Pearl has a fuckton of episodes be directly about her and her pathetic life
>>89976066
Pole
>>89976066
>>89975989
Jasper deserves to have her mommy diamond and her mommy planet back.
>>89976066
garnet DESU. i know shes a metaphor for a relationship but it always rang as 'self love' to me. the idea that we are all a complete person and just have differnet parts of ourselves that love each other.
>>89976123
>watching TV together equals romance
Someone is definitely delusional here.
>>89976066
Rose I suppose.I'm beyond hyped for tomorrow.
>>89976147
wrong answer
>>89976131
It happens when two anons post on the same board at the exact same microsecond, somewhere else on /co/ is a random thumbnail of Jasper
>>89976150
she hasnt though
her episodes are just better so they trick you into thinking she has a lot
>>89976123
>retardation
>delusion
it's impossible for any fag to be half as cancerous as lapidotfags
>>89976001
Holly Blue is going to die though. Shortly after knowing true love.
>>89976066
The source of the best SU porn.
I still can't get this translated.
>>89976181
Then who's robot got rekt?
That right.
>>89976066
everyone should admit deep down that they know pearl is the best character on the show
>>89976208
Fuck off, cunt.
>>89976066
>>89975979
fuck off pearlfaggot she dominates the entire show
>>89976197
Read my earlier post m8. I ship Lapidot like I do Ronaldo and Cookie Cat. But it's fun to annoy you fags about it, and it guarantees (You)'s because you will never have the control Zuke had
>>89976227
and that's a bad thing?...
>>89976105
>peridot has more episodes than pearl
Things that didn't actually happen.
>>89976079
>being a garnetfag
>>89976225
>Garnet 8th
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>Sardonyx last
How can you have such shitty yet patrician taste
>>89975923
A good idea for a decent filler episode would be for Steven to ask Peridot about the ranks of gems on Homeworld
Wow, Pearlfags are here in force today.
>>89976246
why don't you just kill yourself instead retard
>>89976055
He looks like a forever knight mixed with chromastone.
>>89976270
It's like 2 guys and you know it
>>89976270
Being fucking cancer as usual.
>>89976270
I LOVE HER THE MOST
>>89976251
Considering she's the worst gem, yes. Now stop samefagging so much.
>>89976270
The pathetic cucks feel the need to make their presence known every few days
>>89976066
My desire to see this Bug eventually healed is slowly turning into the biggest reason I follow this show.
>>89976251
yeah it is, it's steven universe, not 'pearl the cuck'
>>89976284
Because it's fun and guarantees (You)'s, like I just said.
>>89976214
>that bottom waitress pearl
waitress pearl is best pearl imo
>>89976305
keep telling yourself that, lapidog
>>89976323
UPROOTED
>>89975464
How will she be revealed /Steven Universe General/?
>>89976246
>>89976323
>I was just pretending guys!
>>89976266
I've hated Sardonyx since she was first introduced and the Sardonyx arc was the first arc that I found to be complete shit. Pearl makes being an annoying bitch endearing but Sardonyx makes it insufferable.
We Pearlfags gotta stick up for the best gem!
Not enough green dorito
>>89976364
>pearl being white makes it endearing but sardoynx is brown so i hate her
How do I get some Pearl Pointsâ„¢?
Do you think Pearl ever misses being her?
Now that Tumblr's starting to turn on SU will it be acceptable to like it again?
>>89976364
>Thinks about the fusers required.
>Electricity.
>Salt.
>Electrified salt=Sarcasm?
>>89976394
Strive for Pearlfection.
>>89976362
When she kidnaps Greg
>>89976379
dorito xdddd
fuck off
>>89976362
As a meme.
>2-3 pearlfags samefagging endlessly
More pathetic than Jasper spam, please post jasper
>>89976430
Shut up Freak, waifufags are cancer
>>89976430
>>89976393
I'm not racist, I fully acknowledge that Jasper is best gem
>>89976430
>More pathetic than Jasper spam
How could anyone think that dumb Jasper posters are better than dumb Pearl posters?
>please post jasper
Oh.
>>89976409
Hi Lauren
>>89976379
I only accept OG nazi experiments tall Peridot, not short autism dog Peridot
>>89976430
nah
>>89976430
Pearl and Jasper spam are the best kinds of spam
>>89976367
Kill yourself
>>89976393
Literally when did that anon mention skin colour?
>>89976430
I love Jasper
>>89976479
>>89976451
>tfw no pearl jasper fusion
>>89976396
I think rainbow quartz misses existing in the first place.
So... Yes.
>>89976071
>>89976485
>Jasperfag also has shit taste
Shocking
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAB FIND THE GERMAN DUB??
Please help.
>>89976362
>implying SU can survive the CN shitcanning long enough to include White Diamond in the show
>>89976505
Germany
>>89976487
like how jasper is?
>>89976493
I love men too
Anyone have that leaked pic of Steven holding lars while he dies? Steven crying? I cant wait for that episode.
>>89976208
do you want a bath, a meal, or fusion
>>89976419
>That kiss mark
>those blue Mike & Ikes poking against the bra
Official ranking of waifufags from worst to best:
Shipping fags
Jasperfags
Pearlfags
Lapisfags
That one Sapphirefag
Perifags
Amyfags and Garnetfags seem cool probably because there are so few of them
>>89976505
Why would you even want a german dub?
>>89976522
It's gonna be in Tiger Philanthropist as a meme joke just fyi
C U T E C U T E
>>89976509
>yfw the show ends normally but WD is never seen or even mentioned
>>89976546
none of them are good you monkey cuck
>>89976430
Sure.
>>89976546
Oh, and Conniefags are just in jail FYI
>>89976502
>implying Pearl and Jasper aren't literally the best and objectively the sexiest characters on the show
>>89976581
Are there any Conniefags besides that pedo Misha?
>>89976473
I'm not xhem pal, i'm clearly Becca
>>89976546
I don't think I've ever seen much bad come from the 3 or 4 Rosefags in existence.
>>89976546
>Thinking i'm actually good
>>89976575
This guy gets it.
>>89976583
>Pearlfag with shit taste
Full circle
>symbolism
Amidot is the superior ship
>>89976546What if I'm a Sapphirefag, but not THE Sapphirefag?
>>89976546
>perifags best
oh just off yourself now, autist
>>89976546
Peridotfags are what every Lapidotfag is which makes them the worst and most cancerous
>>89976362
through a random screenshot leak, probably
I'm kinda glad for the last bomb's leak since I got to see BD introduced like how the crew planned it.
>>89976522
Where's the clip of Saddie attaching Steven's detached arm to her helmet while her gang laughs?
My smutfic idea is that Pearl is addicted to shapeshifting a dick and cumming inside pussies, but after Rose's death she's been pent up. So when they captured Peridot, Pearl raped her mercilessly under the excuse of "punishment", but when Peridot became a full ally she couldn't get away with it any more and became frustrated again. Until finally she started training with Connie and discovered she could get away with fucking and cumming in her under the guide of emotional training. Connie isn't super comfortable with Pearl violently pounding her every time they have a training session but she's too nervous to say anything about it.
>>89976396
If we don't get another Steven fusion this season I'm gonna be mad and tweet something mean to Sugar.
>>89976609
No one actually realizes there's two of us love.
>>89976580
wtf, I love midget Jasper now. more?
>>89976524
FINALLY!
What's pearl's response?
This thread is absolute fucking garbage, please delete and start over
>>89976565
>Steven doesn't realize his strength
>kicks Lars ass so hard he falls unconscious and stops breathing
>leaked picture shows aftermath of the fight with Steven realizing what he's done.
>>89976641
you heard the man Mods, do it
>>89976607
I too ship Amir Khan and Dot Warner.
>>89976592
>50% chance that this is true
>>89976641
Fuck you nigger, we see garbage threads through to the end
>>89976610
I normally hold my tongue but damn, shes ugly in that pic
>>89976629
Would Pearl go for Dogsper if the chance arises? Now she can take a hard pounding
>>89976635
Personally request piece because i liked the concept of a smartWendylike character and Jasper but as a spoiled princess.
>>89976646
>I have... become too strong
A Pearl thread I see!?
>>89976668
I'd like to think she'd learn to love to orgasm from only the prostate.
>>89976641
kys
>>89975672
I mean, in hindsight a fusion of two fatsos would obviously result in a bigger fatso.
I just hoped it wouldn't be
>>89976641
So you want to go start over you say...
>>89976633
I'm completely pessimistic at this point, we probably won't get a new fusion at all
>>89976546
You're all fucking cancer, pearlfag
do you think rose quartz looks different from the other rose quartz?
do you think she purposely reformed to have more human appearances / colors? she is the only one who seems to have breasts (sometimes).
do you think pearl reformed / recolored herself to look more human thinking it would attract rose more?
>>89976637
Pearl's the one actually saying "fusion", Garnet leaves off on "or..."
>>89976682
PEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRLLLLL
>Greg gets kidnapped by aliens
So, did he get what he wanted?
>>89976695
IS THAT AXmenREFERENCE???
>>89976709
why is 80's pearl so cute? I like this design a lot more
HELP PLEASE I ENGLISH IS BAD I CAN FIND GERMAN DUB NOT
>>89976546
Jesus, remember when Catch and Release came out and Perifags were the worst of our worries?
Fucking Freaks took waifufagging to new lows
>>89976726
because the 80s were goofy and goofy things are fun.
>>89976682
>>>89976493
Turkey all along.
Mods please, have mercy. Just delete this fucking thread
shit-taste = "pearl worst gem"
good-taste = pro ice skate dancing to a pearl song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLGk_QhUFbk
Smoky is flipping huge
>>89976721
Greg has a pretty serious Oedipus complex, doesn't he?
>>89976695
All the villains of Jojo can be put on a remote and you'd instantly understand their powers.
Oh wait that was already done.
>>89976709
>rose quartz looks different from the other rose quartz
as far as ive seen, if amethysts and rubys have any say, I think they all look a smudge diffrent but still look the same
im sure all rose quarts used to manage the zoo, Rose loved the humans too much and rebelled, now all the amethyst take up the job the best they can,
>>89976637
people have been giving you the same response almost every time. You just didn't stick around long enough to notice. please learn to use desuarchive next time.
>>89976726
>tfw you will never see an 80s Earth Peridot
>>89976761
....what?
>I vill suck your light!!
>>89976760
BIG FLUFF COCOA PUFF
Love you /sug/
>>89976799
/r/ing this with Jasper
>>89976713
Very nice.
Thank you anon.
>>89976772
This will sound fucking retarded.
How?
JASPER
WHEN
>>89976799
I don't know why you do but I appreciate you regardless
Kwallittie
>>89976761
please get some rest, Freud.
>>89976817
tiger philanthropist
>>89976748
you must accept that Peridot is the cutest little waifu first
>>89976817
ROCKNALDO
>>89976760
I fucking hate smokeys character design so much
>human & half gem fuse
>most byootiful things ever
>gem and half human fuse
>ultimate monstrosity
fucking makes no sense
Navy is cute
>>89976817
>>89976831
*Storm in the Room
>>89976831
The synopsis has already said that its a Steven wrestling episode.
>>89976845
Connie is cute. Amethyst is shit.
>>89976338
>waitress pearl is best
I thought so too until Real Human Bean Pearl
https://youtu.be/qYgEA8JZ5i0?t=50s
>>89976847
>nicknamed Navy
>is the gayest one
What did Sugar mean by this?
>>89976838
I would laugh my ass off if Rocknaldo was Ronaldo sneaking in the temple and un-bubbling dogsper.
It would truly be the greatest townie episode ever.
>>89976066
JASUPAAAAAH
>>89976857
a Steven wrestling episode where he gets Jasper into pro wrestling obviously
>>89976845
the whole point is that steven and amethyst are kinda the worst. so when they come together they'd be worst squared. shes supposed to look pretty bad.
>>89976845
Hardlight logically would reject the flesh instead of fusing.
Steven's body should have shut down upon fusing.
>>89975834
>>89975898
>>89975923
Beryl gems, including Emerald, may be under White Diamond's purview. And if WD is in charge of Homeworld affairs as expected, Beryl gems may simply all be domestic, "blue collar" gems that never leave Homeworld. Businessgems, managers, cops and lawyers if crime exists, and so on.
>>89976875
why do jasperfags think every episode will have jasper in it
>>89976875
>Ronaldo doesn't know about bubbling
>or Jasper
>or corruption
>or the existence of the burning room
HAPPENING?
>>89976873
exactly what you think. my dad was na vy for 40 years, told me some pretty gay stories.
>>89976765
>They say a gem came here once
Of course it was fuckin Rose and of course she learned that keeping humans in a zoo wasn't right because that doesn't them develop and do what makes them human: learn and change, choose what they want to do. And that's the reason Steven exists.
>>89976845
What kind of >tfw will Steven need to get in order to fuse with Pearl or Garnet?
He only fused with Amethyst because he had >tfw worst gem in him.
>>89976845
Connie and Steven are both human, thus Stevonnie is 75% human
Amethyst and Steven would make Smokey 75% Gem.
What I'm getting at here is that Amethyst is the problem
>>89976857
there is no synopsis
and if you recall amethyst asked pearl to go wrestling with her awhile ago
>>89976760
That's really great, is there a source for this.
>>89976901
Oh yeah, we still haven't seen a gem we could concretely tie to White Diamond yet. It'd be interesting if beryls fell under her direct command for whatever reason, and we haven't seen or heard of one yet because they're directly tied to her, and we haven't seen or heard of White Diamond either.
CAN YOU FAGGOTS STOP ARGUING ABOUT WAIFUS FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND AND TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK I CAN FIND THE GERMAN DUB FOR THIS ANIME!!!!
>>89976912
Pressures of leadership? Confidence boost from Garnet? Maybe he and Connie finally confess their love for each other?
>>89976943
>>89976908
Even better, we get him just flailing miserably around getting everything wrong with insane theories about what the fuck is going on.
He just assumes that Steven has monsters living under his house, and KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT IT.
>Cue X-Files theme
>>89976905
Because every episode should have Jasper in it
When is Peridot going to get a weapon?
I don't care if it's a summoned weapon or made by Bismuth, she shouldn't just grab other people's possessions and bash them around.
>>89976944
Garnet's key might be relationship issues so i'll give you that.
Pearl might be the hardest for the fact her tfw revolves around HIM.
>>89976927
I'm sure I read it in zap2it or some tv guide. It read:
"steven tries pro wrestling"
>>89976931
Sig is on it
Puricodraws.tumblr.com
>>89976501
Who is this artist?
>>89976905
The underclasses are getting desperateYour turn
>>89976943
Go to Germany and record SU on your TV guide
>>89976967
Oops there was no sig
>>89976975
desu I didn't know other countries watched american cartoons.
>>89976975
... you okay, mate?
>>89976973
http://gemshipartwork.tumblr.com/post/125490497701/stevonnie-and-lapis-doodles-nothing-bad-the
>>89976962
rebecca: "okay crew how can we make peridot even more autistic? the star hair was good but we can do better."
zuke: "give her a boomerang!"
>>89976957
Did Ronaldo ever get his waifu irlaifu back after Steven pushed his shit in because the fat little fuck wanted mozarella sticks?
Oh god what if Rocknaldo is about him trying to win her back?
>>89976962
Never.
I'm serious, look at Lapis. She doesn't seem to have a weapon either but hydrokinesis instead. Sapphire probably doesn't have one either but has a unique ability being future vision.
Peridot in that category. No weapon, but an ability. But sure she could swing a metal sword or any other weapon made of metal I guess
>>89975469
I'm gonna color this
>>89977027
read the last posts of http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
>>89976962
She can throw a fucking van at you, I think she doesn't need a weapon.
Fuck Thunder
>>89977059
HIGH VOLTAGE!
>>89977049
WOW that would be great
I redid the lines from pic/link related here
http://child-of-hades.deviantart.com/art/Should-I-bother-finishing-this-643488222
Hug Jasper
>>89976967
Thanks.
HOLY SHIT A LEAK
>>89977086
>>89976066
Best girl
these are all the episodes that I think heavily feature one or two characters and develop or have us learn more about them
I'm probably forgetting some things, though
garnet - serious steven, arcade mania, garnet's universe, future vision, jailbreak, love letters, keeping it together, friend ship, log date, mindful education =10
amethyst - tiger millionaire, giant woman, an indirect kiss, on the run, maximum capacity, reformed, cry for help, onion friend, too far, too short to ride, crack the whip, steven vs amethyst, beta, earthlings= 14
pearl - steven the sword fighter, giant woman, coach steven, space race, rose's scabbard, sworn to the sword, cry for help, historical friction, friend ship, back to the barn, mr. greg, last one out of beach city = 12
ruby and sapphire = keystone motel, the answer, hit the diamond = 3
Peridot = catch and release, when it rains, back to the barn, too far, it could've been great, message received, log date, barn mates, too short to ride = 9
lapis = mirror and ocean gem, chille tid, same old world, barn mates, alone at sea = 6
jasper = the return and jailbreak, crack the whip, earthlings = 4
so as can be seen, amethyst is the best gem
Do you think Lapis likes to playfully tease Steven?
I imagine when the other gems aren't looking she likes to shake her butt at him or air kiss him, or maybe even flash her tits at him.
>>89976066
>>89977052
>Rocklr is the SU version of Tumblr
>It's 11 minutes of Ronaldo shitposting
10/10 someone call the Emmy BAFTA Grammys Oscars Nobel Cannes myanimelist.com committees
Peross
>>89977145
She has no ass and no tits anon, I am sorry
>>89977145
yeah probably
>>89977132
Half of Garnet's episodes don't "actually" develop her. it just restated what we knew about her already.
I think this might effect the other cast as well, i saw this post that sums up what episodes actually developed Garnet and they were mostly the future visions one.
>>89977162
>>89976726
She looks younger.
>>89977162
you suck at photoshop kys
>>89977125
I want Amethyst to turn into an assortment of women while we make love, and thenturn back into herself as we climax
discountsupervillain/scribble is shit
>>89977026
Pohatu pulled off boomerangs quite well actually...
Shame about his personality change.
Could we all get back on track?
Wherever the track is?
>>89976609
Whats the point of waifuing a character with an already stablished love interest?At least Pearls affection for Rose is one sided
>>89976905
Delusion
>>89977211
is this a leak?
>>89977220
Why do you think that? Is it because he is everywhere?
>>89977226
Maybe you just have shit taste?
>>89977145
>Lapis can bloodbend Steven.
>She can force Steven to cum at will almost instantly.
>Lapis likes to tease him by making him cum in his pants when he's around gems.
I want to snuggle with Peridot so bad it hurts
>>89976709
>>89976709
If the theory that Rose Quartzes were developed to manage the zoo (which based on its size looks like it was planned to be much larger--or is much larger and we only saw a portion of it) is true, then maybe Rose looks more human because she was designed to appeal to humans so they would be less scared of the gems who took care of them.
>>89977167
She's doing her best no bully
>>89976905
there's seemingly only 35 episodes left of the series, and most people, even non jasper fags, believe that jasper and/or bismuth would return for some sort of redemption arc, so they're trying to insert her wherever possible.
unfortunately this might be the kind of show that ne ver gives those kinds of characters resolution, perhaps only having them come back for cameo in the coda.
>>89977211
earl is probably pearl's most underrated outfit
>>89977264
>She fucks it up and then it turns into guro
Okay NOW I can get into this
>>89976522
>>89977242
Will Lapis be able to rape Steven Black?
>>89977226
I knew Bioniclefag was autistic enough to be a Peridotfag.
>>89977281
that is also a possibility. something we may not ever find out for sure.
>>89977242
>>89977290
>Jasper never comes back
Please sugar if only for delicious faggot tears
>>89977301
If you were thinking about Lars, you're wrong, he was never a main character.
>>89977290
nigger it's called memeing
Did he make a good trap?
becky is a hack if this doesn't happen
>>89977335
skinny steven would but i cant find his pictures
>>89976691
I try to accept it, thinking someday I will get used to it. But god damn it, it's so damn shit and cringe, the perfect "straight outta tumblr" bait to complain about the fanbase, now canon.
>>89977308
>>89977260
Oh!
That's what these posts meant.
No.
Fuck peridot.
I prefer alexandrite.
>>89977345
Won't happen kys
>>89977331
just because the screenshot is probably real doesn't mean the person who took it is being serious
>>89977335
With a different hairstyle maybe, otherwise he looks just as boyish as ever.
>>89977331
Main compared to the lesser townies
>>89977345
How he fuck could they even dance?
>>89977345
Steven's clothes don't disappear when he fuses, so that fusion would probably be wearing both Yellow Diamond's boots and Steven's sandals.
>Look up /sug/ for the first time.
>Xeno-loli-futanari-slaanesh tier-vore garbage.
>The general.
>>89977314
Fusion when?
DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT?
Has Cn aired a promo for SitR yet?
>>89977404
Don't the sandals come off because they don't grow? Which is stupid since his clothes do
>>89977399
He dryhumps one of her boots, I guess?
>>89977422
Nope
DEATHSLOT
NO ADVERTISING
RIP THIS SHITSHOW
>>89976709
They probably looked pretty similar but I wonder if they all wore those big puffy dresses
>>89977418
Yes! Level 10, safeties off!
>>89977422
Haha no
You have to tweet them and remind them it's airing, that's what we did last week
Which one sounds better?
Donkey Gem
Crystal Kong
Donkeydot
>>89977331
Its clearly lars tho
>>89975753
Am I identifiable?
>>89975830
cute steb. 7/10
would be cuter with nose
>>89977450
Crystal Kong
>>89977234
>Whats the point of waifuing a character with an already stablished love interest?
Who cares? She's not real.
Storm in the Room prediction:
>steven: Room show me the war
>pic related
>OhShiiiitI'mOk.gif
Slaying demons
>>89977461
Apparently not
>>89977434
CN really is trying to kill it...
>>89977422
Nope. If they would unglue their mouth from TTG's dick for five seconds, they could make a real nice promo for the episode, and the show in general.
>>89977411
Ningens just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they're a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control.
>>89976609
>That one Sapphirefag
I mean me too. do people think it's just one person?
>>89977498
It's mainly one, and the original relishes the fact
>>89977471
4 fug
>>89977498
You're the one I'm talking about and I know it's you because you're fucking avatarfagging
>>89977234
Because she's pretty damn hot.
Is Lapis a creepy stalker?
Can you guys imagine
>finally get to watch SitR after all the hype
>it's literally nothing but a bunch of whining with literally no new info given or hinted at
>not even an ominous line thrown in at the end
I feel like Sadie's Song/Onion Gang would have some competition for worst episode
>>89977234
becky said it wasn't onesided
>>89977559
She sure says a lot of things that don't come through on the show
post /sug/ nostalgia
>>89977509
That's dumb
>>89977521
I'm pretty sure I'm not that anon. I rarely post at all.
>>89976975
Most of 4chan isn't retarded enough to have to watch shows with voices dubbed into a different language, because they can read and subtitles exist.
>>89977498
>>89977509
I don't relish the fact though.
>>89977521
Alas that's only me, the other couple of blue friends i can't account or say they do that.
>>89976760
>Smoky absolutely smashing Pearl's tight and petite pussy with their huge dick
Why is there no content of this?
>>89977424
it's magic
>>89977607
Do we need it? Pearl wants to fuck both Amethyst and Steven and Smoky is big as fuck. It's natural
>>89977301
I hope this is Tiger Philanthropist and we get Steven and Lars fusion. Give me Stars!
>>89976022
>>89975690
>Rainbow Quartz appears and suddenly fanfusions have the same set of two different pairs of eyes
>Smokey Quartz appears and suddenly fanfusions have asymmetrical body parts
These artists are damn boring
>>89977549
I guess it's only fitting that Steven gets raped after defending a rapist's actions.
>>89977621
>Becoming Smoky didn't rip Steven's clothes a la Hulk
Still bothers me
>>89977549
no but she is a pedophilic rapist, Jasper and Steven are thousands of years younger than her
>Lion's theme comes with a regular, ominous rattling and sound of shattering glass.
What did they mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxxY8vYdF2M
>>89977404
Smoky didnt have his sandals
>>89977688
When was this said? And by who?
>>89977676
>thousands
Lapis might not have that many years on Jasper
>>89977688
Lion is pink Diamond confirmed?
>>89977640
I want this to
>>89977704
I don't see any inverted commas, you cheeky anon.
>>89977732
No, he's pink pearl
>>89977722
she's at the very least around 500 years older than her, since she was in Garnet's flashback in The Answer and Jasper wasn't born until somewhere between the middle and end of the war
>>89977753
>Rose shattered PD
>Pearl shattered Pink Pearl
Reminder that Jasper is fat and ugly
>>89977778
It was never confirmed that was her. And that was in the middle of the war.
>>89976505
Junge, die klingen fast alle scheiße in deutsch.
>>89977688
Lion isnt PD but he ate her shards
>>89977782
Reminder lapisfags are shitters
>>89977688
i didn't hear any shattering glass
>>89977778
>500
That's ain't nothin to a jam
>77778
Dang...
>>89977732
>>89977753
Nah, Lion is the real Steven. It's going to be revealed that who we thought was Steven was actually a brainwashed Pink Diamond all along.
What if Jasper grew a feminine beard
GIVE LINK TO GERMAN DUB NOOOOOOOW
>>89977789
Just accept that your waifu is a pedo rapist anon. She even came to the grand opening of the Beta Kindergarten just to take advantage of weak and stupid newborn quartzes
>Rose and the Diamonds are the only characters who incorporate strings into their musical themes, albeit the diamonds is run through a synthesizer
>Lion's secondary palette is Rose's, and has the sound of shattered glass in its theme.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN.
>>89977624
But it's so obvious that at least something about Smoky fucking Pearl should've come out by now. Why hasn't it?
>>89977688
Sounds more like a wind up music box to be honest. Some sort of wind up toy at least.
But who knows. The song ends really abruptly, so there could be more.
>>89977846
I have it but I'm not giving it to you
>>89976316
Centi is best gem
>>89977846
http://serienjunkies.org/serie/steven-universe/
Is this the correct thing?
>>89977855
Lapis is not my waifu, she's too busy choking on Peri's dick. I am saying there is timeline issues with that idea
>>89977790
Ist d-das Frauen Sprache gut?
>>89977857
Rose isn't PD kys
>>89977855
She was on top of the world kindergarten hopping in her prime, then she got locked up in mirror jail for 5ever. No wonder she went overboard on Jasper and become obsessed with Steven
>>89977891
Oh my god I could suck your dick right now.
What do you think Aquamarine's role in Blue Diamond's court is?
>>89977930
Lapidirt fusion my dude
>>89977927
That's not very German of you
>>89977891
>Kristallblasenfreunde
They should try to find better sounding names for the episodes.
That or /pol/ has rotten me to the core
>>89977790
Altijd nog steeds beter dan onze Nederlandse dubs
>>89977943
>they fuse into ANOTHER blue gem
Fuck that
I want a pink one or something
>>89977943
That's obviously going to be Turquoise.
>>89977958
Aquamarine is blue green
Fusion gems are a combination of component gems colours
>>89977574
Not sure if this counts but it is still funny.
https://youtu.be/H98Q9VU6IEM
>We've been invaded by "Ze germans" before we've seen white diamond.
Holy shit...
Imagine a snatch/SU thing...
this show is for nu male beta cucks
Do you think if Lapis really wanted to she could just go to Stevens house pick him up and take him for herself without him or anyone stopping him?
It seems kidnapping Steven is very easy.
>>89977950
Isn't your national colour orange?
>>89977892
That was obviously her silhouette in Garnet's flashback, and Garnet's flashback took place 5750 years ago, and the rebellion didn't start until 5500 years ago, and if jasper wasn't born until near the middle/end of the war which didn't end until 4500 years ago, then Lapis would be at LEAST 500 years older than Jasper, which makes me right and you retarded
>>89977973
>Fusion gems are a combination of component gems colours
>
>>89975541
don't kill yourself just go get wasted with a real girl with a perisonality
>>89977958
>Aquamarine
>Blue
>>89977688
>shattered glass
It means you're a musically illiterate faggot who can't recognize a simple tambourine shake
>ominous
I guess it could be, if you're such a gigantic crybaby that even Steven would bitchslap you and tell you to nut up already
>>89978015
Post polished aquamarine like how they appear on gems, go ahead
>>89977943
kys
The worst PD design yet
>>89977688
What you're calling shattering glass just sounds like a tambourine to me.
>>89977997
He's very prone to getting himself caught in moments where he can be easily exploited.
>>89978026
?
>>89978002
Indeed
>Orange is the color of cuck now
Shit.
What the fuck is a tambourine
>>89977946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhRo_klyPfc
>>89978040
I kind of like it, I just think the feet are bit too big.
>>89978071
Orange is NOT a cuck color.
>>89978081
It's a musical instrument
Are you really asking this question
>>89978060
Who will molest Steven first?
Lapis or Amy?
Anyone want any?
>>89978124
Damnit I thought you'd died
I was so happy
>>89978124
no
>>89978081
>I share a general with these people
yo i wanna apologize to whoever runs sug.rocks i've been downloading episodes almost daily now and with all the warnings and shit i feel like it's my fault.
This is an interesting Lapis design
>>89977950
Alles is beter dan nederlandse dubs
>>89978115
Pearl and Amethyst at the same time.
>>89978081
It was on the show
>>89978044
>>89978018
>Hurr, it's a tambourine
No, it's a potato. No shit, of course it's a tambourine.
But what purpose does the preceding rattling sound serve, though? If it's supposed to be a music box key turning, like >>89977865 says, why the faint tambourine rattle after?
>>89978101
>>89978139
>>89978173
I'm so fucking sorry I've never heard of your obscure hipster instrument from fuckin Africa or some shit
>>89978194
kek
>>89978194
Holy shit lmao
Out of curiosity who is your favourite gem
>>89978233
i read it in his voice. good times man
>>89978186
>No, it's a potato
Don't start this shit here
>>89978224
Well it's clearly not Lapis, given that >>89978173
>>89978194
spot the middle school drop out
>>89978206
Eat shit
>>89978224
Jasper, why?
>>89978066
>cherrypicking the outlier
It's a regular ass blue 9/10 times
>Lapis gets poofed, she now has the chance to reform her from to suit the gem she loves Stevens wants.
>How does Lapis look now to appeal to Steven now that she's reformed?
>>89978186
>No, it's a potato. No shit, of course it's a tambourine.
Why the fuck did you call it glass shattering then you absolute retard
>>89978265
Don't be mad that I'm right loser
>>89978262
Just confirming some suspicions
>>89978262
>literally me
>>89978271
>her from to suit the gem she loves Stevens wants.
You're one of the Germans aren't you?
can't tell if bait due to the large amount of retards here
>>89978281
GOOGLE AQUAMARINE FAG
AND YOU WILL MOSTLY SEE BLUE
GO ON A JEWELRY SITE you jew
>>89978301
Welcome to 4chan newfriend, you'll get better as time goes on
>>89978308
Uh huh
>>89978308
>jew
Pfft, jews know about gems silly anon
>>89978194
Anon, just end yourself
Should I stay here or take a nap and hope for things to improve?
>>89978147
Apparently Lapis Lazuli can have flecks of yellow in them.
I love the designs with yellow freckles.
>>89978352
Fall asleep with your head on the keyboard and post results
>>89975469
>Lapis deeply jealous
I need to see this
>>89978272
It's the image it's trying evoke by having it play so faintly, you unimaginative sperg. What, are you going to complain how the rattling is probably just an audio sample?
>>89978352
We've hit bump limit, it'll probably be a new thread when you wake up
>>89978352
Post best gem Jasper)
>>89978344
thank you for that image
Actually doing yellow Pearl first
vote if you want on what is next
It's tied right now http://www.strawpoll.me/12348712
>>89978352
Kill yourself, anon!
>>89978376
speak up i can't hear you
>>89978360
Fun fact those yellow flecks are Pyrite AKA fools gold.
>>89978380
I'm surprised Peetle is getting this many votes, but I can't exactly complain.
>>89978400
POST
BEST
GEM
JASPER
>J A S P E R
(BESTGEMBESTGEM)
>>89977782
Jasper is beautiful tho
>>89978360
>Apparently Lapis Lazuli can have flecks of yellow in them.
It's not just yellow, it's pyrite, also known as "fool's gold". Pure blue lapis lazuli is really rare, I think, which is why it's a little odd our Lapis has no impurities like that.
>>89978436
Disregard any and all lapisfags
>>89978437
I beat you to it anon, see >>89978414
But you think other Lapis Lazuli's have gold in them and ours is just "pure"?
>>89978437
>it turns out gen 2 Lapis's actually are gold and fat due to fools gold making them impure
what if lapis was always slightly damp
>>89978452
I do, considering how careful they are with the symbolism of the other gems, seems strange to exclude one of actual lapis lazuli's most distinct and well-known features.
>>89977981
What if WD has a german accent
>>89978147
>>89978360
I like these
>>89977795
This
>>89977782
I want to suck Jasper's fat and ugly cock
>>89977997
read something like this, steven lazuli
started ok but got weird
>>89978489
Then we're being invaded by homeworld forces.
Not germans.
>>89978433
that's more like it
>>89978437
Maybe she's yellow under her skirt
>>89978499
That's hot, she has phimosis or whatever
>>89978147
>>89978360
not gonna lie, I dig this style
>>89977958
Im tired of blue-green gems/fusions to we need more pink
>>89978527
>Phimosis
>On jaspers perfect Body
Nah anon, it came out beautiful and perfectly cut
>>89977089
done
>>89978437
>Pure blue lapis lazuli is really rare, I think, which is why it's a little odd our Lapis has no impurities like that.
If they actually cared about the show, this would be foreshadowing on how pure and strong Lapis is, like Jasper's birth, but we're going to get bitch Lapis and Lars episodes instead
btw fucking kill Lars
>>89978437
Why would they include what is technically another gem entirely into Lapis' design? If they gave her flecks of pyrite it would be like having shards of another type of gem inside of her.
>>89978562
>chopped up dick
>beautiful
>>89978568
Stevonnie X night palette lapis is god's ideal endgame, good job
>>89978437
Not to start a whole debate about lapis's skin color again, but I do wonder why they decided on a more neon blue when the stone lapis lazuli is more of a darker blue
>>89978569
>Malachite made of two perfect gems
Damn
>>89978606
yeah, I went with her night palette because it looks much better than neon meme lapis
>>89978527
Jasper does NOT have phimosis
>>89978587
Because lapis lazuli isn't a gem, or even a mineral. It's a rock. It's the combination of lazurite and pyrite and sometimes other shit. It's part of the rock itself and part of the whole picture.
>>89978383
You first flying floundering faggot.
>>89978376
No.
>>89978372
Hm...
>>89978364
That won't work.
>>89978587
>Split personality lapis.
>>89976066
best gem
>>89978587
But its not another gem, thats literally lapis lazuli stones look like
>>89978569
>multiple lapis all rocking freckles
>theyre all really frail and cant hold large amounts of water for long, works better in groups
>Our lapis is pure and can take water from a whole planet
neat-o
>>89977056
But if it was *my* van, I'd be furious!
>>89978654
>lapis is just a rock
They should make a new crystal gem that's that rock you tip over and there's a billion bugs underneath
>>89978645
>>89978499
Have you ever seen a gem wash herself? They didn't even know what a tooshbrush was. Jasper's dick is probably coated in a thick layer of dick cheese. That kind of irritation could only lead to a severe phimosis.
>>89978368
>It's the image it's trying evoke by having it play so faintly, you unimaginative sperg
Wow, you are an idiot
>>89978685
>era 2 Lapises ar almost entirely yellow
>don't even have hydrokinesis
>they have to terraforrm the old fashioned way
>>89978711
She doesn't need to anon, she is perfect. (Really though Gems don't shed skin cells or masturbate or sweat so there is no cheese)
>>89978557
I think Amaet's Lapidot fusion Strawberry Quartz is one of the better ones. Plus it just makes more sense for a quartz to pass through Jasper's vaginal canal
>>89978654
but other types of gems and stones can sometimes have impurities too, but they're not going to make a solo gem character who is made out of two different types of gems. it would be better if pyrite was just it's own thing.
Any coloring requests today?
>>89978711
I'm not sure if that's how it works at all
>>89978725
i want to fuck it!
>>89977930
Aquamarine really should've had the roles of lapis lazulis instead
>>89978685
actually lapis lazuli has fool's gold specks in it.
which isn't lapis lazuli. retards need to stop giving her those retarded freckles.
>>89978725
Haven't you heard? Lapis and a Peridot helped build the Beta Kindergarten and birth Jasper, which means we were wrong about Jasper being the Lapidot fusion's mom and that the Lapidot fusion is actually Jasper's mom.
>>89978745
It doesn't. Like I said >>89978724 , smegma is formed when Fatty oils and dead skin cells stick together beneath a persons a foreskin
>>89978634
That would explain why Jasper was REALLY convinced fusion was fantastic
THAT would be GREAT, IF it wasn't only our headcanon.
>>89978759
Lapis lazuli without pyrite inclusions is just lazurite. The impurities are literally part of it being classified as lapis lazuli.
>>89978711
>Jasper gets poofed for the first time in 5000 years
>millennia old clump of dick cheese falls down with no body to be stuck to
>>89978775
She later fused with a dog with AIDS and she thought that was great also
>>89978634
>Malachite is truly the perfect life form
I want to sniff Jasper's smegma
>>89978794
She didn't trudge through the ocean floor for weeks on end to get that dog back, though
>>89978725
I like it, I like the idea that theyd make a pink fusion instead of a bluish one like everyone expects
>>89978763
Oh, right... these are living, breathing memes. I need to keep up
>>89978816
Yeah, because she got AIDS and died.
>>89978801
we already knew that
>>89978685
>Our lapis is pure and can take water from a whole planet
>can
Our Lapis was sent to Earth to remove our water
Someone post the Post-Gem Earth hologram
It's why she was attacked, and why they kept her in the mirror, she's dangerous and OP on any side
One and a half feet?
>>89978763
>Lapis and Peridot already have an orange dog baby
>>89978634
2 perfectly made gems making a monstrosity like malachite
I love it
>>89978801
Malachite deserved better.
It's not her fault both of her components are assholes.
>>89978794
>>89978838
I'm gonna fuck you in the butt
>>89978824
I really liked that one idea that they would form cinnabar, which is made from mercury. Liquid metal. Also fits into my idea that the lapidot fusion will be unhinged and dangerous as fuck.
>>89978866
Is what Jasper says to std riddled canines
>>89978845
She got attacked because she retardedly walked into the middle of Bismuth's mass abortion operation on the Beta Kindergarten
>>89978745
>>89978774
Phimosis can have different causes. Mostly it's just a genetic birth defect which leads to a tightening of the foreskin. That tightening, however, can also be caused by irritation in the foreskin, generally caused by smegma and poor hygiene. If it gets bad enough, there's a risk the smegma might even get in the way of attempts at cleaning your penis, at which point you'll probably need some kind of surgical intervention to get around it.
>>89978380
>>89978735
>>89978861
>monstrosity
You mean she's perfect.
We know about Rebecca Sugar's hand fetish. A creature with 6 hands and no feet is obviously superior from her point of view.
>>89978884
A Lapis and Peridot fusion is just going to be autistic cancer since Zuke probably threatened to kill herself if Rebecca didn't allow her to put her input into it
>>89978895
....No, no it is not.
http://www.medicaldaily.com/just-what-smegma-and-why-does-it-make-us-cringe-334414
>>89978912
I'm hoping it was designed after she lost her mind and left.
>>89978861
She overpowered a fusion of twice the gems though, damn OP surprise melons
Did Opal's VA really came back to just breathe on the mic in Log Date 7 15 2 or was it another VA?
>>89975863
she'll come back i know it
>>89978939
Sugar crept into her house and recorded her sleeping
>>89978856
>>89976022
F.A.B
>>89978939
you can tell it was pearl's va
>>89978937
Not really.
What matters is that they were both equally sized, it's not how many gems it took to fuse them all.
Steven just proved all 5 of them could have beaten Malachite with a home turf advantage.
Put her in literally no water and Alex wins.
>>89978884
Mercury is silver and that is red
Checkmate, atheists
>>89978973
Malachite physically overpowered alexandrite on land
>>89976022
>>89978963
Donut goddess.
Garnet has a sweet tooth.
>>89978886
It is not Jasper's fault that the dogs are too dumb to understand teamwork!
>>89978920
>[...]Letting smegma build up can be bad for your health. In severe cases, it can cause balanitis, or inflammation of the glans, by irritating the penis.
>Balanitis causes an inflammation of the glans and foreskin, and is often linked with phimosis.
It's right there in the article you posted.
>>89978986
And Alex not only lifted Malachite's fat ass with a hammer, but she sent her flying a good distance in the air to be sniped.
Face it, without Water, Malachite would have gotten wrecked without Steven's help.
>>89978973
Malachite only lost because she is a ADHD baby and got distracted by the cuteness of the watermelon Stevens
>>89978473
My pants are now very damp.
>>89979026
Yeah she socked her with a cartoon hammer and sent her flying, malachite lifted and tossed Alex way far into the distance
>>89979024
If you do not shed skin or sweat, you can not get smegma
>>89978959
>you're at a con and you see these two heading towards your way
Wut do?
Alexandrite and Malachite are the best fusions and Malexandrite is the best ship
>>89979039
*is a retarded baby
>>89979051
Alex needed more strength then Malachite's body weight to not only let the hammer push Mala upwards, but to send her THAT far.
Malachite basically shoved Alexandrite with how far she actually went.
>>89979039
If only Lapis didn't want to fuck them so bad.
>>89978959
Jasper and Garnet are NIGGERS
alexandrite is overdesigned
>>89979100
>sardonyx cartoon physics hammer
>mala basically shoved Alex
Nigga no
She tossed that bitch way far
>>89979095
KAPOWIE XD
>>89979140
XD XD XD
>>89978959
It is literally impossible to do a good Garnet cosplay and extremely difficult to do a good Jasper
How do we get people to stop? At least fat blacks seem to have moved on to Ruby
>>89979151
Create robotic replicas of the gems so good it destroys cosplay
>>89979140
this is a good meme
>>89979128
Duh that's the point anon, she's 4 gems mashed together and she's also very difficult to maintain
She's a figurative clusterfuck
>>89979140
Sometimes I think about how much I liked Peridot before she poofed and how garbage she is now.
And I feel tremendous sadness
Every time Sardonyx has been onscreen it's been to be a piece of shit.
>first appearance is the result of rape
>next she uselessly pounds the Ruby fusion and lets Steven fly into space
>then she's being a retarded shit and telling Smoky that her special weapon is not her special weapon for no real reason
worst fusion
>>89979183
Why does the temple fusion look beautiful then?
>>89979129
This may be a cartoon, but nothing is stopping me from applying the strength needed to not only lift a hammer like that, but to accommodate something as big and fat as Malachite was in the air for a good distance to get into a sniping range.
What i'm seeing of the fight was Malachite having the strength to push Alex but not throw her a "large" distance.
Even though this might be all useless depending on how hard light structures work.
>>89979203
Because Rose was always what unified the Crystal Gems
Do you have special needs?
leak the episode NOW
>>89979183
>figurative>>89979203
>Every time Sardonyx has been onscreen it's been to be a piece of shit.
>>first appearance is the result of rape
>>next she uselessly pounds the Ruby fusion and lets Steven fly into space
>>then she's being a retarded shit and telling Smoky that her special weapon is not her special weapon for no real reason
>worst fusion
>>>
> Anonymous 02/16/17(Thu)18:24:27 No.89979203
>>89979196
Don't you like epic maymays?
>>89979183
She's also a literal clusterfuck.
>>89979198
Are people finally starting to hate Sardonyx? Thank fuck, she is worst fusion and worst gem and she needs to fuck off forever
>>89976832
How can anyone deny their love? Has Steven actually called anyone else cute on the show before?
>>89979203
Temple just looks a step above Alexandrite. I wouldn't be surprised if the seem where the top face and bottom face meets is another weird mouth.
I wish I was a dog so Jasper would fuse with me
>>89979242
AlexandritexCluster porn when?
There's something oddly sexy about Yellow Diamond.
>>89979257
Calling a gem cute doesn't compare to the motherly relationship he had with Garnet.
>>89979264
Do you have AIDS? Jasper only fuses with AIDS dogs
>>89979244
she has a nice ass though
>>89979198
>>89979244
Sardonyx has always been shit and always will be shit
>>89979294
Garnets is better, Pearl waters down the thicc
>>89979264
It's not like Jasper has a preference for dogs.
Jasper would fuse with anyone, including, but not limited to dogs.
In fact, after seeing Stevonnie, she now thinks that Gems can fuse with humans.
>>89979292
I would get dog aids if that's what it took
>>89979196
And Jasperfags actually want this treatment so she can be a regular
>>89979292
What if Lapis actually has aids and she's who got Jasper addicted to bug catching?
>>89979313
>Jasper violently rapes the first human she meets after escaping the temple while attempting fusion
Who will it be /sug/?
>>89979313
She prefers other Quartzes t.Rebecca Sugar
>>89979334
>Jasperfags.jpg
>>89979346
I mean, other JASPERS (SDCC '16 panel)
>>89979343
Lars, that's why he dies
>>89979343
>Who will it be /sug/?
Ron gon lose his butthole
>>89978801
Which is why she needs to come back
god i cannot wait for a new thread to get up. just saw something that kinda blew my mind.
>>89979363
>Steven comforts Lars as he slowly dies from a destroyed anus
There's your Emmy episode
>>89979358
>SDCC
wat is this
>>89979382
i don't give a fuck it's probably something absolutely fucking retarded
>>89979382
Nobody cares, post it or shut up until later
>>89979394
>>89979405
alright.
it's some serious foreshadowing though, and the "source" (kinda. it's directly from the crewniverse) hasn't got much (if anything) wrong in the past.
>>89979215
There's a scene where Malachite grabs Alexandrite and tosses her a good distance while saying "you've opened me up to a whole new world of possibilities", I think Malachite has more physical strength than Alex but Alexandrite's weapons are probably more beneficial than Jasper's helmet and can hit harder than one of her punches
>>89979439
That makes sense since Jasper had more lifting strength than just about anyone in Alexandrite.
>>89978014
...was that typo made on purpose? "peri"-sonality?
>>89978911
Ya but a lot of this fandom still considers if a gem isnt more human looking than it isnt perfect
Which is stupid in my opinion but a lot dont consider mal as perfect
>>89979439
>more beneficial than Jasper's helmet
its probably a canon like blastoise
>>89979346
She said Jasper would feel more comfortable fusing with other Jaspers than other corrupted non-jaspers, but I'm sure she'd rather fuse with Lapis than any of the other Jaspers because of how strong she is and how much she liked Malachite
>>89978473
that'd be neat
>>89979439
>>89979458
Not sure if this discussion of strength is actually useless for gem on gem combat if their hard light structures don't conduct any weight.
>>89977737
I've given up on Stars. I was expecting him in "The New Lars" but it didn't happen.
>>89978912
I kinda hope the lapidot fusion is really ugly and has an unbearable personality
>>89979511
What if it looks and acts like a teal Zuke
>>89975896
they're all pearl episodes
>>89978040
Everyone's giving PD flower motifs. Did I miss something? Or are people still on the whole PD = Rose Quartz train?
>>89978963
This looks to much like just Garnet
Steven is a quartz so him and garnet will prob make a fusion with similarities to sugilite
>>89979489
They have been shown to have weight all throughout the series, that's why the ground always shakes when Jasper steps on it
>>89979552
Pink Diamond is associated with the hibiscus. That's why Jasper is wearing one in the SDCC poster and why there is a hibiscus/five petal flower shaped cutout on PD's palanquin.
by my power of shitposting, this post will get us to Page 10!
>>89979671
That's not how this works newfag
Stevidot is a good ship
>>89979671
Go back to the simulator, retard.
>>89979198
Im glad other people dislike her to, I dont understand the love for her
Both her design and personality are awful
>>89979682
>>89979684
>>89979713
>all these (You)s
>not pushing the post count
>>89979198
Also she compares Opal to Smokey? The only thing Opal can do is shoot arrows. Smokey is way better than Opal.
>>89979198
She's a fucking moron too, the yo yo is an awesome weapon and is basically a more accurate flail
>>89979198
the important thing is her va is lowkey enough to make more than one appearance
>>89979759
>Smokey is way better than Opal.
b8
So since gem is the kryptonite of our world, our enemy can be destroyed to feed us a bunch of gravy
>>89979313
Jasper trying to convince a human to fuse with her would be cute
>>89979799
Smokey is fun, Opal is nothing
>>89979799
Smokey is objectively the best fusion and is made by the love shared between Amethyst and Steven
sage for p10 pl0x
>>89979833
>Best fusion
>Not Garnet
kys
With Pumpkin showing up again in TNCG as a recurring character, I think it's inevitable that she(?) will be used as a device to make everyone hate/be scared of some new villain. How does she die /sug/?
>>89979850
I no longer rate Garnet among the rest. She is the best everything and that fact never needs to be made known
>>89979868
>How does she die /sug/
jasper
>>89979358
What if the reason Jasper has a thing for lapis is because she reminds her of Skinny Jasper
It cant be a coincidence that lapis and skinny lookalike
>>89979833
>>89979850
Malachite is the best fusion
>>89978939
this question haunts me
New thread when? Page 10
>>89979868
Peridot falls on it in a memey way
>>89979894
they barely look the same besides being skinny
>>89977688
Those are cat toys
>>89979799
I mean smoky actually has a personality, personally I love them but opal has the much better design
Also since steven is part of the fusion smoky is probably stronger than opal
New thread
>>89979961
>>89979961
>>89979961
>>89977688
Why are so many retards like this flocking here?
>>89979868
Lion eats it, or it starts to rot so they bake it into a pumpkin pie
Steven ate baby melon after all
>>89979983
What about Lapis?
>>89979925
Well maybe look alike was the wrong word but both have some similarities