Deadpool #27 Storytime

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Sam Wilson: >>89952293
Steve Rogers: >>89941208

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He knows.

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NEXT: Deadpool: Til Death Do Us Part one

>>89963211
He did the thing!

>>89963429
Wait. Why did Deadpool not question about this?

>>89963524
something bad is going to happen to Coulson now isn't it

>>89963283
>a world of hydra is a world without porn
Well, I guess that is the kind of world Cap would rule.....

>>89963542
why is he fighting his wife?

>>89963728
It's how they keep their relationship alive.

>>89963728
Monsters from beyond the stars are coming, and the native to Earth ones have no idea where they stand.

>>89963524
And this is how MCU synergy can do good.

I'm still waiting to see how he reacts to Shield being part of AIM.

>>89963283
>no porn in the Secret Empire future

I am now against Captain Hydra and all he stands for

>>89963728
She wants to take over the world with her monster army

>>89963263
Captain Cable?

>>89963728
she goes full Malcolm X on behalf of the monsters and wages war against the surface people. it's been hinted in the 2099 chapters that she has Ellie killed thinking that'll remove the one thing actually keeping Deadpool loyal to humanity, and that's when Ellie's rebirth mutant power is awoken

>>89963542
Issue 28 and 29 are DP fighting Shiklah, it's a mini event that Duggan has been building up to.

Then issue 30 will deal with Secret Empire.

>>89963524
Coulson knows, and soon Deadpool might. He does know the visual content of covers he appears on sometimes.

>>89963429
>>89963442
he just framed a man

Someone give me the quick rundown.

Why is Rogers with Hydra now? And why does he have a giant Hydra tattoo on his chest? Not exactly the most subtle way to show allegiance.

>>89963244

Kudos to the artist; that floating Cap actually does look pretty menacing even from a distance.

>>89965808
red skull conned a loli cosmic cube into retroactiveley changing steve's history so that he's been a member of hydra since he was a child

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>>89963283
>Captain Hydra banned porn
Fuck Hydra and everything they stand for.

>>89965945

I bet he's going to have a fun time getting that tattoo removed.

>>89965981
It's not a tattoo, he just paints is chest when he's doing hydra stuff.

>>89965981
it's just calligraphy ink. he washes it off afterwards

it's INCREDIBLY dumb though when you live in a world where so many people can see through walls

>>89963542

Oh dear. That looks suspiciously like some of what we saw foreshadowed in the 2099 issues. This is gonna be ugly.

>>89966024
>>89966025

Holy shit, that's even more autistic than I thought.

>>89966026
if this is happening now, and we know Deadpool ends it by killing Shiklah and hiding he body, that means his other daughter has already been born and Shiklah kept it secret

>>89966039
Hail HYDRA

>>89965951
He didn't ban porn entirely. Just internet porn.

>>89965808
Hill used a sentient, child-like cosmic cube (Kobik) to reform super villains into upstanding citizens in a fake idyllic town. Of course, this all falls apart, and the villains revolt with Zemo at the helm.

The heroes clean up Hill's mess, and Steve gets de-aged by Kobik but also secretly gets his past rewritten such that he grew up as a Hydra accolyte with Zemo. He's now steering events in a hydra-like manner such that he ultimately rules the world, hence the 'secret empire.'

>>89963542
>>89966026

Good lol. Fuck Shiklah.

>>89966134

Exactly, the bitch is dead. Now we can finally move on from that nonsense.

>>89963442
Why don't you sprinkle some crack on his body while you're at it Cap.

>>89963323
>You're probably thinking, "My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab!"

>>89963524
Why is this Captain Hydra stuff so entertaining

>>89967682
Kek

>>89963211
it sure would be inconvenient if Cap's costume got shredded during a battle and all his friends saw the tattoo huh?

>>89965951
Yes, Hydra managed to take everything, kill everyone in there way and were undisputed rulers of all.

Then they banned Internet porn and their empire crumbled in seconds.

>>89963283
Ok now i am against Cap Hydra

>>89966055
Succubi have all sorts of weird powers centered around pregnancy that could be drawn from mythology. She could've literally had it in a single night while he was asleep, or hidden the pregnancy for months via shapeshifting, or transplanted it into some other unsuspecting woman or whatever.

Highly plausible, especially given what a crappy somewhat neglectful husband he can be.

>>89969474

>She's an evil whore
>it's his fault

Let me riddle you with something, if monogamy is a problem, why did she get married in the first place?

originally she did it to fuck over dracula. Their entire marriage was a lie from the beginning so stop acting like this was some kind of love deal.

Any other woman from his past this never would have been a problem because they're living the same life as him, and aren't trying to take over shit with their monster horde army.

You think Siryn wouldn't be out there helping him save the day?

>>89969523
???

You have an interesting way of reading into things someone didn't write, dude.

Are you really going to argue that Deadpool can be pretty crappy and neglectful in pretty much EVERY relationship he's had with almost everyone in his life, ever?

I mean, that's like a quarter of his character right there. I said literally nothing about who was "right" or "wrong", just that Deadpool often wanders off and neglects people for days or weeks at a time, which is a pretty crappy way to be someone important in someone else's life.

I also said nothing about her own actions, besides how plausible it is for her to have secretly had a child and hidden it from him.

Which most people would probably take as a condemnation, not...anything else.

Christ.

>>89963524

this is good and I am an X-Men fan who doesnt watch comic book movies. Hope Coulson doesnt get killed.

I also blame the political climate in the USA for people getting so triggered about Hydra cap, it is not a bad story.

>>89969572

labels aren't given in a vacuum so maybe I jumped the gun a little, and yeah his entire character would be chained down if he didn't 'wander' off which is more about writers/editoral making sure he has stand alone stories and less about him as a character. If editorial wants a certain amount of stand alone stories, you make it sound as if that is a character trait when it never has been to me.

he just prioritizes things like saving the day and his kids above shiklah. which to me isn't a bad thing when we've known for years that she plans on trying to take everything over.

My point was instead of staying home and not helping, her being a succubus doesn't mean she couldn't have been out there tearing shit up with him, and her deciding to bang the werewolf revenge or not is on her. They chose to show her being all the succubus she can be and from early years she chose to be managmous so argument that succubus going to succubi to me feels wrong since she clearly can feed without fucking.

So editorial makes him go off saving the day in 10 other books = not his fault

His wife being a whore = her decision

and my point was all of those things are more or less still on her shoulders.

and he still keeps her alive after all the shit she is going to pull. Not to mention unfucking his daughter's mind so..yeah.

I guess I mentioned the siryn stuff because any other woman from his past was usually either villain or hero that would understand why he was out there doing what he was doing and this never would have come to ahead..so that was my point.

>>89969819

Not magnanimous, monogamy. *

sorry, tired.

>>89969819
You seem to have some issues, dude.

>>89965951
Marvel is learning what it takes to make you want to hate a villain again

>>89969866

How is that in any way a counterpoint to what I said?

>>89963542
Wait, Ellie's power regenerates her into the age she was when she first awakened her powers, but she's still a kid now and looked much older when resurrecting in 2099, isn't it too early for this fight?

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>>89969994

she looks pretty young, this may just be the beginning of the war or she tries to take her out later.

>>89963442
He isnt even black, that doesnt make sense

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>>89969994

The way he talks in pic related makes it seem like they're going to fight multiple times, "annex new york" so this could just be the opening fight, not the entire way.

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>>89969994

and this one just because I fucking love it.

>>89968236

It sure would be inconvenient if you actually bothered to read the comics and people found out you weren't a filthy casual huh?