/sug/ Steven Universe General

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Best girl

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Happy Valentine's Day, /sug/.

What is your favorite quote from your favorite gem?

>>89913603
No, that's worst gem.

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Are all gems with these lips evil?

Hey, look! A non-retard finally made a thread for once. Finally.

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Gems should have a nice valentines day and so should all of (you)

>>89913624
Lapidirts should kill themselves.

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>>89913613
>All you wanna do... is see me turn into...

It's kinda hard when they literally have two sentence total...

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>>89913613
"My cock is way bigger than Pearl's."

>>89913619
I was going to say Amy and Garnet but their's are shaped differently

>>89913647
>pic unrelated

>>89913647
kys futafag

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>>89913613
>I’ve been fighting since I broke free from the Earth’s crust! Because of what you did to my colony, because of what you did to my planet, because of what you did to my Diamond! My Diamond... Your Diamond... Pink Diamond!

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>>89913613
>They're going to put me in the ground!
or
>My head is on backwards!

I liked how it was said.

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>>89913655
LIPS
OF
EVIL

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>>89913633
We'll do eventually, but not without burning this show to the ground first.

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>>89913613
She can't talk so

>>89913677
>Those flowers are lovely!

>>89913687
>Screeee

>>89913681
I'm not sure that counts since they have color

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>>89913661

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I love (you) all

Happy Valentine's

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>>89913644
>tfw we will never get more opal

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>>89913717
>tfw alone on valentines even tho im engaged
curse jobs that separate people

>>89913681
This would be so much better if they were on the colour instead of inches away. She look weird with and without the lines in this shot.

>>89913734
You know, that was not the reaction image I meant to choose, but I like this better

>>89913735
Holy shit are you me? Wait or are you my fiance?

Happy Valentine's day anon

>>89913749
I think they made her creepy on purpouse

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>>89913762
No but Happy Vday for ya too
I wish he was here, or I was there. Why couldnt I fall in love with someone from my own shitty spic country?

>>89913687
>>89913698
Corruption is like gem autism.

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>>89913681
Now she has a lil mustache

>>89913795
>Why couldnt I fall in love with someone from my own shitty spic country?
>my own shitty spic country?
>spic country
Here's your problem.

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I was just watching "That Will Be All" again, and I noticed this strange little black circle hovering above the top of the Rubies ship as it is flying away from the Zoo and the giant Blue and Yellow arms.

It is definitely not there when we see the ship take off or dodging asteroids in Adventures in Light Distortion.

>>89913822
tiny black hole?

>>89913822
Gravitational singularity.

>>89913822
It was there in the first episode it appeared it too

if the theory that the diamond are secretly abducting humans, does that mean we'll get another zoo arc?

>>89913822
I think it was there every time the ship went into faster than light travel, and it's probably what >>89913843 said.

>>89913822
The ship appears to summon it before takeoff at the end of Hit the Diamond. It could be a small black hole they use to achieve high speeds for space travel. Another anon explained it in much better detail way back in the HtD talkbacks.

>>89913858
>secret

The zoo people have been there for thousands of years, Greg and Steven were the only ones who didnt come in the original wave

If you're talking about the plans they made to get more then they're not going to do that in secret, because why whould they?

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>>89913717
Love you to anon

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>Best girl is missing

She's better be okay Sugar...

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>>89913852
>It was there in the first episode it appeared it too

Can you post a screenie, please? I've looked really hard for it and can only see it at the end of "That Will Be All".

This is a pretty close shot of the ship in "Adventures in Light Distortion", and as you can see, no black dot.

>>89913903
>we might get to see Priyanka in a zooman outfit
I hope the Diamonds have her.

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How is she ever considered best gem?

>>89913800
Now is Rosita Cuarzo

>>89913903
She's fine, she didn't pick up because she was too busy getting pounded by her lover

>>89913892
So they don't cause chaos?

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>>89913929
Nice.

>>89913925
Pearl hasn't been considered best gem since Garnet showed the slightest hint of being motherly.

>>89913939
So? The Diamonds don't give a shit if the little primitives they leave behind get upset

>>89913889
>>89913877
>>89913843
You are right, it appears after Steven turns on the gravity engine.

Thanks for clearing that up, I was starting to go down a whole "Darth Vader let them escape the Death Star" path.

>>89913956
I'm sure the humans were a nuisance in the war 5000 years ago, they may not want to bother having to fight modern humans. But I hope it isn't a secret thing.

>>89913915
He means it appeared in the baseball episode with the rubies.

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How does Estelle bring herself to voice act for a spoon, and how much dick sucking did Sugar have to do to make it happen?

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>>89913985
>they may not want to bother having to fight modern human
Gem tech is so completely beyond whatever humanity can bring to bear they still may as well be using sticks and rocks. Fuck, SU Earth may not even have nuclear weapons considering World War II and by extension the Manhattan Project never happened.

>>89914010
>Implying Estelle hasn't been irrelevant in over a decade

>>89914010
Are you suggesting Estelle has a penis? Cause that's hot.

>>89914018
I'm sure the diamonds may think its Pest control rather than war, but its still Pest control.

>>89914003
>su tumblr critical talk = parasites
>gems = parasites
? ? ?
?
?

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>>89913929
Nice.

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>P is best letter
>PE is best class
>Pea is best vegetable
>Pear is best fruit
>Pearl is best gem
Any questions???

>>89914023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvPczbWz6Zs
I don't know, this still gets stuck in my head once in awhile.

So Rocknaldo is about Ronaldo confronting the gems if they know anything about the missing people? It's probably still more a lighthearted episode and him getting distracted from his search, but it might actually have something to do with the plot

>>89914070
Why did you lie 5 times in a row?

>>89913903
Shes going to be fine, we all believe she was kidnapped by the diamonds but she'll actually have been running late for some dumb reason
When she ends up being fine Connie will be super glad and relieved to know her mom is okay, this in turn will cause steven to suddenly miss his mom and lead to him going into her room where he will talk to her

>>89914070
Pearl, filled with wholesome goodness, and green peaness.

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>it's a Lapis and Peridot episode
>both used for comedic relief
>mfw both of my favorite characters will probably never have a serious episode dedicated to them again

New Crystal Gems was fun but it's a shame that this is probably the end of Peri and Lappy's relevance for the rest of the show...

>>89913950
I wish
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>>89914101
Shit taste, my dudes

>>89913939
I would imagine it would be like scooping up ants.

There's panic, but that really doesn't matter, they're still being scooped up and moved to a new place.

>>89914121
This. Both of them started as interesting characters that were reduced to shit pretty fast. Lapis is just boring now, and Peridot is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

>>89914121
It really does suck that this is where their characters ended up

>>89914121
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>>89914157
you think they wont be relevant in the big fights to come? Don't be fucking stupid

>>89914121
>lapis and peridot
>your favorite characters
maybe you should try not having such shitty autistic taste next time, kys

>>89914121
I'm holding out hope for that foreshadowing we got where Lapis supposedly fishes out the limb enhancers for Peri.

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Jasper is officially my Valentine

>>89913599
The first joke about the Gems being "illegal immigrants" was a funny one-off, but then they made it into an actual comparison in Gem Harvest, which really irritates me.

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>>89914180
Oh man, I'd give my own arms and legs just for Peridot to have her limb enhancers back.

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>>89914177
>blaming perifags for thinking she would be much cooler than how she turned out
>crew constantly baiting us with her being a sinister mastermind
kysanon lasted about ten seconds before becoming a meme. Sad!

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>>89914196
I can feel that, but man, I could not for the life of me take the political commentary seriously when the uncle had the same VA as fucking Carl from ATHF.

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>>89914187
How do I make her real so that I can give her the Valentines Day card I made for her

>>89914222
>hey greg-man what are these uh, two illegal aliens doing in my fucking barn?

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>>89914169
They might do a thing or two in the fight, and then go back to being insufferable.

Your conviction is adorable, though.

>>89914203
It's not my fault you expected anything good to come from her redemption as soon as she became a midget and started getting treated like a cutesy meme cat

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>>89914121
>It's a Lapis episode

>>89914203
I remember when we first saw that poster.
I thought that maybe Pearl would betray the Crystal Gems.
Oh how naive I was. Thinking they'd actually make such a significant change to the status quo like that.

>>89914169
I feel the same about it. The way their characters have been treated lately is a bit frustrating but I'm not losing hope just yet.

>>89914169
Its not that I dont think they will be relevant, they will probably take part in it

But im not to optimistic that they'll play a very big role at allor that they wont be used for anything other than comic relief

>>89914285
>Peridot literally being Jar Jar, taking out entire armies of Quartz soldiers accidentally

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It's over _____. I have the high ground

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Lol dead mom

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>>89914295
This is whats probably going to happen

I just realized the next episode is going to be boarded by Jeff and Colin, but I thought it was Zuke's and Kat's turn.

Usually the more important episodes go to Jeff and Joe/Colin so maybe that's the reason?

>>89914169
Both of them have serious OP abilities. Characters like that don't get to flex their superpowered muscle unless they're playing antagonist. Compare Lapis from Ocean Gem to Lapis from New Crystal Gems.

They even make it painfully obvious with the soundtrack that this is a seriously overpowered gem forced to play a gag.

>>89914310
Steven will revive Jasper's dead mom and then everyone will love each other and be happy

>>89914328
They've never given Zuke any important episodes to board because she is not a good writer. Even with Chille Tid Rebecca was helping out a lot. This is not a new thing and they've already done it before.

>>89914321
"Ooh, yousa muy muy bad clod."

>>89914315
Steven will REVIVE Jasper's dead mom and then EVERYONE will LOVE each other and be HAPPY

>>89914295
I'm tempted to say that would be an improvement over how she is currently.

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Good night sug!

And Happy Valentine's!!~

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>>89914379
yeah im out too. peace, and remember.


opal is best fusion

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>>89914370
Jasper's mom is dead forever.

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>>89914387

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Daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

>>89914401
the face of EVIL

>>89914395
Steven WILL revive Jasper's dead mom and then EVERYONE WILL LOVE EACH OTHER and BE HAPPY

>>89914435
>t-then why did you shatter Pink Diamond?
>Rises to the air
>Because I wanted to (Smiling)

episode ends

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>>89914452
Nope, she's dead.

>>89914239
"FREAKING" barn, numbnuts.

>>89914458
>Why did you shatter Pink Diamond?
>Jasper... see that monkey over there?
>Y-yeah?
>I wanna fuck it, Jasper. I wanna fuck that monkey.

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>Steven hands you a bouquet of Roses and a card for Valentine's day.
What are you going to do, Senpai?

>>89914435
Rose's room fucking sucks, Steven should really stop going in there

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>Consider watching SU
>Remember Zuke still lives

>>89914492
Zuke ragequit when Sugar wouldn't let her make her gay ship canon

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What are your favourite little details in SU /sug/?

>>89914496
You jestin'? Is the terror of Lapidot over? can I finally come back

>>89914452
>Rose was an evil piece of shit
>Pink Diamond was kind, caring and cute
>Rose kept her shards in the chest in Lions Main
>After discovering them and the truth about Rose, Stevens no1 priority is to fix her
>Gets help from Blue Diamond as they both want to revive Pink in the season 4 finale
>Yellow is season 5s main antagonist but even she becomes an ally after Pink is revived in the season final
>White ends up taking control of everything and becomes an enemy to all other diamonds, season 6 is white diamond, thousands of homeworld gems vs Yellow, Blue, Pink, Steven, CGs and Allies.

>>89914477
Give him the MC

>>89914509
That anon speaks the truth, Zuke is dead and Lapidot is being uprooted and destroyed

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>>89914509
Her episodes won't be done airing until later this year since she didn't quit or get fired until late 2016.

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Gems are cute.

>>89914477
Cry, he isnt real

>>89914533
This show immediately went from a 5 to an 8

>>89914539
DIE FAGGOT

>>89914539
kill yourself

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>>89914548
>>89914556
No.

>>89914496
>Alright in this episode Peridot gets a job working for a famous cartoon show and because she's so good at it they let HER run the show! Then she proposes to Lapis and they fuck right then and there.
>Lauren this isn't the direction I want for the show
>FUCK YOU YOU ABUSIVE NARCISSIST HOW COULD YOU DENY TRUE QUEER LOVE I QUIT TUMBLR'S GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS

>>89914509
>Is Lapidot over?
In a way. Peridot's popularity took a pretty big blow, but Lapisfags are getting more obnoxious than ever, now that she's not tied to the shit-ship.

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What was your reaction to the discovery of the uprooting.

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Do you think Blue Diamond and Steven would get along?

>>89914568
I'm actually excited to see it.

>>89914560
shit meme characters
autistic meme ship
such cancerous shit-taste fags that one of them fucked up the show itself
you're the reason we can't have nice things kys

>>89914446
> declare the protection of Earth your primary goal
> kill the diamond mother of nations to make sure it becomes personal and Homeworld never leaves Earth alone
Nah, Rose was just retarded, not evil.

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>>89914505
those little moments that show friendship between the characters, that weren't so great in the past
>Pearl and Peridot getting along in gem harvest
>Pearl giving amethyst a teabag to eat when they're chilling and them generally enjoying each others company
>Our Greg is the superior Greg
>Peridot pretending to be Garnet out of massive respect for her and her leadership
>All of Peridots and Stevens moments in gem drill

>>89914435
>Rose's room has a sky

What did they mean by this?

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>>89914586
Lol.

>>89914477
Buy him a copy of for honor and play together.

Kind of disappointed that Pink Diamond isn't making an appearance this episode but they are waiting for her official revival for that.

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>>89913613
" My life's dream is a world without Jews"

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>>89914591
The moments where it shows Pearl getting along with Amethyst and sometimes even getting in on the jokes she makes are great.

It's a nice contrast to the start of the show where without Steven Rose's death was still hanging heavy and straining their friendship.

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>>89914615
THIS GUY GETS IT

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>>89914622
Jaspers always get what they want.

>>89914568
I remember it like it happened only 15 minutes ago

Sad I wasn't there for the original cleansing. Take to the streats, bash in some lapidot heads like it's 1960 again

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>>89912979
>tfw no one posted my art
>tfw my art doesn't get a lot of attention when I post it in /sug/
>tfw I only draw for /sug/ and don't have a tumblr orblog
I guess I'm just a shit artist...

>>89914654
Is that your art? I like it, post more

>>89914515
> WD becomes an enemy
No. Everyone becomes friends, gems and humans establish the diplomatic connection and commence the cultural exchange. All conflicts are forever solved by Steven's kind heart and everyone is happy.
Everyone but Pearl, who finally kills herself realizing Rose will never come back.

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>>89914654
Oh don't be like that, I love your stuff. If you want, I'll even be your valentine!

>The Gem Homeworld has to fight off the final boss of the last game you played.

How do the Diamonds fare, /sug/?

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Reminder that Ronaldo already foreshadowed the show's endgame

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>>89914669

>>89914718
Dude you're really good, you should consider getting a blog

>>89914691
>tetris
They'll inevitably lose, as fighting against tetris is fighting against time itself. They'll probably keep it at bay for thousands of years, but the RNG will eventually throw up the fatal 150 Z or C blocks in a row that forces you to top out.

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>>89914718

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>>89914734

>>89914691
>GW2
>An elder dragon
Eh theyl be fine.
Considering if worst came to worst couldnt the diamonds triple fuse and become a god basically?

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>>89914718
>>89914734
>>89914739
Oh, it's you! I love your stuff man, I'll definitely be your valentine now!

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>>89914739

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>>89914586

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>>89914749

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>>89914758

I apologize for overreacting and seemkng like an attention whore...I'm drunk...

>>89914717
That's not foreshadowing so much as inserting himself at every opportunity like he always does.

>>89914780
Why are you drunk anon? Is valentines day not going so well?

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>>89914752

>>89914780
Happy valentine's day drawfriend

You're one of /sug/'s finest, don't feel down

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>>89914691
>Father Mother
They deal with it pretty well.

>>89914784
I gotta stay awake until at least 2pm EST.
I'm sleeping through Valentine's and working the graveyard shift.

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>>89914790
Thanks, anon

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>>89914622
Pictured- Pearl blaming a "Jew" for some misfortune. An unfortunately common occurance.

>>89913644
> I don't have it

>>89913644
Stay Low is my favourite Opal line, it gave me chills the first time I heard it

>>89914839
>Stay low

>>89914505
Wtf I feel like a real slowpoke here. But that fountain statue is fucking Blue Diamond right? Diamond in chest and weird hair folded around it, it must be her.

>>89914855
The sea spire was probably made by Pink Diamond as a gift to her sister ;-;

>>89913681
LIPS OF EVIL
LIPS OF GRACE
GRIND YOUR SNATCH
HARD ON MY FACE

is pearl ticklish

>>89913599
Of course not. She doesn't even have a body.

give me the periderriere

>>89914901
peridot is shit

>>89914876
>>89914896

Howd I fuck that up. Fuck this stupid app. I miss desktop 4chan

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>>89914691
>Emperor Tachyon

Well, seeing as how he has the Dimensionator and a Cragmite army at that point in the game I can see the Gem Homeworld looking like a warzone after a few days of fighting.

Oh, and the PAs he'd litter around Homeworld would be hilarious.

>Ingrates of the Gem Homeworld, welcome the the true conquerers of the Universe! Wecome the return of the Cragmites!
>All Gems loyal to those wretched Diamonds are to be sent to a four-star penal colony in the Crab Nebula, please notify your Cragmite handler if you require straight or LGBTQ in-flight entertainment.
>In order to keep our casualty rates low, we advise all Gems to stay in their places of inactivity during this period of transition. Failure to do so will result in... Being shattered and possibly eaten by Cragpoles.

>>89914896
so youre saying
if i run a finger down her midriff she wont let out a big squeal?

Is the Ratchet and Clank fag and the Bionicle fag the same guy?

>>89914903
wrog

>>89914920
I bet their favorite gem is Peridot

>>89914869
Fuck ;_;

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>>89914907
It's pretty pathetic that you like any Ratchet and Clank beyond the PS2 era. You should get better taste in video games.

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>>89914591
>Peridot idolizing Garnet.
That was a cute detail. I wish their friendship got more focus, since Garnet could really use the character development and Peridot should branch out from being limited in her interactions to Amethyst and Lapis.

>>89914926
worg

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I want Jasper to become passionate about baking and think she is very good at it even though all her food comes out burnt and disgusting

>>89915089
I wish we got more Peri/Pearl interactions. The moments she's really insulting towards Pearl when Pearl isn't even around are hilarious. She thinks Pearl is as good as a stupid vegetable dog drinking soap.

>>89915116
>burnt and disgusting
No chance. Jasper is even more of a perfectionist than Peridot. She would make them 100% perfect but act like it's no big deal just to look cool.

>>89914492
you gonna watch it now anon?

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I wonder what actual kids think about SU. Do they find it interesting or enjoyable?

I think when I was younger I would have liked it for having a long term plot but at the same time it's so stretched out,

>>89915175
They don't care?

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So, what did people think of the last episode? I quite enjoyed it, for your average fluff episode. I'm liking how they're toning down Lapis and Peridot to be more like friends since Beta, and Connie works as a good straight man.

>Steven would have had a better speech.
>Yeah, she didn't even cry!

Still, some of Lapis' lines feel a bit off. I have the feeling that, outside of her relationship with Steven, people haven't really been able to nail down a proper personality for her and run with it. It seems to constantly flip flop between "frigid ice queen", "deadpan and snarky roomate", "emotionally-stunted rapist" and "Steven's #1 fan".

>>89915187
Memegem Peridot made me give up 2 minutes in and i scrolled the video just to see it was them washing a car, disappointed the potential was yet again wasted.

Storm in the room looks like what everyone predicted from a Rose and Steven conversation happening

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Daily reminder.

>>89915175
I know a 7 year old I get paid to babysit loves the show.

>>89915175
My little cousin used to like it and think Jasper and Garnet were cool in 2015 but the last time I talked to him he didn't even remember it.

>>89914591
>>89915089
Yeah it's pretty cute how Peri's biased homeworld view on Garnet went from seeing her as a warmachine to idolizing her as a strong leader figure.

This little moment in HtD was great too:
>Don't worry, Peridot. It's our sworn duty to protect anything that calls this planet home. And that includes clods like you.
>That's my word...

She was absolutely starstruck that moment.

>>89915150
I'd like to see more too. And actually it seems while Peridot and Pearl are friends both also have a little rivalry going on between them. It's not just Peridot sometimes talking shit about Pearl behind her back, but also the other way around:

>Ugh! Why doesn't she tell us anything? This is why we don't listen to her.

They just want to be the more superior nerd.

>>89915187
>"frigid ice queen", "deadpan and snarky roomate", "emotionally-stunted rapist"
Not exactly a wide range there, anon. On the surface all of those appear pretty much the same.

>>89915187
I liked it. Sure it wasn't perfect but it worked fine for a cooldown/lighthearted episode.

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I love Lapiz Lazuli

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>>89915204

But I expect these two to sell out as quickly as Pearl and Garnet did when the first wave was released.

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>draw a man
>call it a woma- 'gender-less alien space rock that goes by feminine pronouns'
Stop defending this just because it makes your dick happy.

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I want Jasper to accidentally bump into people and knock things over with her butt and never apologize for it

>>89915175
As far as viewership go kids barely watch SU, either not enough comedy for the to latch on or not enough action.

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>>89915291
>posts horribly off model vector art drawn by kids on the su wiki
That's not even her official model sheet art faggit.

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Friendly reminder that Rose did not kill Pink Diamond

>>89915315
You're right. Now it looks even more like a man.

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Okay, now I want Jasper to be revealed to have actually found being thrown into the hand ship's engine pleasurable and end up becoming addicted to electrocuting herself with household appliances

>>89915301
Kids aren't watching tv in general. Look at CN's ratings. They're all shit compared to years before.

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>>89915327
I want Jasper to heal the blind people who call her a man by squirting her magic breast milk into their eyes

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>>89915357

You have a lot of problems, don't you?

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>alone on valentines
valentines themed Draw Request?

>>89915377
Everyone's been drawing character-themed valentines lately. You could try doing one for some of the less popular characters.

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I want Jasper to go to an anime convention and for people to mistakingly assume she is cosplaying as a super saiyan

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>>89915377
Lapis raping Peridot.

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>>89915368
I want Jasper to be introduced to the Mario franchise and for her to become such a big Bowserfag that she starts shapeshifting into him when nobody is looking

>>89915419
Peridot is weaker than Lapis, that is cruel. She will hurt her.

>>89915419
kys

>>89915433
That's the point, I love peri abuse.

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>>89913603
A fine tribute to the Goddess!

Cult of Lapis...assemble!

>>89915419
This could honestly be interesting, in a very messed up way. It's obviously way too late to take that route now.

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>>89915444
I want Jasper to tell Lapis she sucks at swimming and flying and that she needs to start hitting the gym more often if she wants to be any good at it

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I want Jasper to go through her rebellious emo teenager phase

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>>89915429
>I want Jasper to be introduced to the Mario franchise and for her to become such a big Bowserfag that she starts shapeshifting into him when nobody is looking

Already been done, hoss.

What do you think the other rose quartzes would think of Steven if he unbubbled them

>>89913599
>illegal alien
Actually, if the US-analogue had similar policies at its founding as in real life, longtime residents like the Gems (and other people older than the brand new country) would have been citizens by virtue of their residence. Unless the Gems had some other arrangement with the government or something.

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>>89915497
They would try to take care of him because they were made specifically to take care of humans

>>89915515
This would either lead to serious mommy issues on Steven's part and serious Rose issues on Pearl's and Greg's or a beautiful Aunt / Nephew happy family be.

>>89915089
I want more Peri/Garnet

>let's fuse
That whole moment was really adorable and I want to see more of Garnet trying to be Peri's first fuse

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I want Jasper to become a wine connoisseur and for her to start drinking so much wine that her breast milk becomes alcoholic

I just want Steven to be happy.

>>89915545
he is

>>89915497
They'd have no idea what a "Nephew" was untill one of the gems told them. Once that was done they'd probably love and care for him.

>>89915498
Are we ever going to get a government intervention episode or arc? How were there not any suits on the beach after Return/Jailbreak?

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I want Jasper to stop being a cry baby

What is the most comfy song on SU? I reckon it's either Love Like You or Life and Death. Those two are comfy.

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Do you want to know anything else about what I want from Jasper?

>>89915559
That'd be so cute, Steven having a huge family of aunts

>>89915515
> they were made specifically to take care of humans
Has this ever been confirmed? The other quartz types are soldiers/guards/officers, why would this one be a civil caretaker.
Not to mention Rose was able to beat PD in combat, meaning she was made to fight.

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>>89915377
Lars holding up a box of chocolate while flexing his pathetic muscles saying "I love you almost as much as everyone loves me"?

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>>89915601
Do you want 3-way fusies

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>>89915601

That's she's a shallow-minded thug that's bound to get her heart broken by everyone she meets?

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>>89915614
As long as everyone is happy and consenting
>>89915616
No Jasper heart breaking please, she has had enough

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>>89915377
Armstrong sitting down in the rain holding a heart balloon saying I love my doctor

>>89915614
I want an art of Jasper and Peridot fighting over Lapis and Lapis ditching both of them for Steven.

anyone got art of happy jasper?

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I just woke up from a dream that they saved Jasper, but I realized halfway through I was dreaming and couldn't enjoy the dream.

>>89915742
That happens to me a lot

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>>89915736
Jasper is for suffering

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>>89915736

>>89914100
He'll end up getting kidnapped himself at the end.

>>89915757
She was so happy to be reformed. Why must my subconscious make me suffer

>>89915791
suffering is what Jasper was made for, it's what her fags were made for too, fag

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>>89915601
A happy marriage and peaceful life?

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>>89915803

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i think this connie's parents stuff can go two ways:
>Sugar forgot about the fact that connie's family moves from city to city
>killing them ahould fix this
>C gets adopted by the CG

or

>they are just late or actualy dead and this leaves steven with a void because connies mom told him he could trust her making him retreat to rose's room where a lot of lore and plot points will be revealed (I hope)

>>89915791
dont worry anon, steven its going to rescue the rubys and all of them are going to fuse with her, she will never feel alone again.

>>89915832
mudamudamudamudamuda

>>89915833
OR
there is a warp located conveniently near her new home.

>>89915832
I think it's more a reference to Fist Of The North Star.

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>>89915832
yare yare dawa
>>89915855
OR
her mim is just in some motel.

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>>89915867
What is "anime"?

>>89915867
"you are already shattered"

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>>89913603
yes

>>89915444
yes

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>>89915187
I liked it, but I thought Lapis completely made the episode. Besides Connie's second speech, which was very based, she didn't really do much and Peridot got annoying. I want to hear Lapis's Pearl impression

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Which nose do you want to kiss the most?

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>>89915614
I honestly think this would work out. The three could balance each other pretty well, especially Peridot to Jaspis.

>>89915377
Show what Yellow Diamond does on valentines day.

>>89915992
Peridot felt a little forced sometimes but she had some great lines too.

>You probably will
>I'm nothing like Pearl! She is so uptight and sensitive! How dare you! I'm leaving!
>Connie is Steven's third best friend after you and me.

>>89915614
> there will never be an AU episode where Steven is raised by Lapis/Peridot/Jasper with the usual trio acting as antagonists

>>89916056
TNCG was basically our "momswap" episode, but Jasper was cucked by a vegetable

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>"It's true. The window for preserving Earth's specimens is closing..."
>"Is that what you want? Sapphire, has the Cluster emerged yet?"
>"N-no."
>"Then there is still time..."
I think we have our plot for the season finale lined up, folks.

How did Rebecca fuck up with the target demographic of this show so bad?

She says it's for kids, but kids really don't watch this shit. Especially with all the hiatuses that make it easy to forget about

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>>89916063
>it's orange
>it acts like a dog
>fanbase has been wanting hw gems momswap since season one finale
they knew what they were doing

>>89916082
But the Cluster has been neutralized. Unless they pop that bubble Steven put it in.

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>>89916056
We want it so Sugar won't do it. Get ready for more Onion.

>>89916082
The cgs seem pretty chilled over the fact the diamonds are straight up coming to earth. Just all happily putting up Greg's car wash sign.

>>89916082
>retarded slowpoke.png

>>89916100
It has the same jack o lantern teeth as corrupted Jasper, and green on it too

This is either a snubbing or a sign of things to come

>>89916086
Suck a dick Zuke

>>89916120
it is Sugar continuing to make Jasperfags suffer like they deserve

>>89916055
She did yeah, but her Garnet powertrip scene felt a little too much; besides that she wasn't too bad.

>>89916146
I agree! I liked peri the whole way but the garnet thing was a tad much

>>89916117
Yeah about that, can't the CG understand subtext? Garnet, Steven and Greg were right there to witness YD plotting a return to earth and non of them are alerted about this.

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>>89916108
Do kids even like the townie episodes? I've never once heard one say, "I love Lars and Onion so much!" They just want to see gems doing silly things, not humans bitching.

>>89916104
Think more along the lines of mass alien abduction, anon.

What if Storm in the Room dips below a million?

How utterly buttfucked will we be then? A lore episode that still gets shit views

>>89916108
>Get ready for more Onion.
based
onion episodes are the best

except for onion gang

>>89916168
Everyone on this show is a retard anon, although it's possible that Garnet knows and deliberately isn't doing anything about it. She has a tendency to ignore issues until she's absolutely forced to confront them, like when Lapis left Earth and her reactions in Warp Tour and Message Received

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>>89916186
Maybe CN should advertise it this time, and not bank entirely on the dying horse that is TTG.

>>89916140
>implying I want Jasper to become an autistic memegem and seeing them ruin her character wouldn't be the worst suffering of all
The potential for a good b team has already been ruined by relegating them to comic-relief, skipped development, and memes, now Jasper has to become a lone wolf if they want to redeem her while also keeping her from becoming shit.

>>89916146
Yeah it was a little too much, although I guess her pretending to be the leader figure and the townies encouraging her too for a moment, gave her enough fuel for a complete power trip.

Shelby's acting at the end was a bit weird too. She's usually one of the best VAs but this was the first time she slipped.

>>89916205
I want this shitshow to tank if there's no jasperdemption in the works, a waste of my time

>>89916168
I'm sure they are, but we'll get to that in the next major gem focused episode. I hope

>>89916205
Have we gotten any advertisement yet?

>>89916205
CN wants it dead, because they are pushing PPG merchandise, that no one wants.

>>89916118
I know, but it slipped past me when I first saw the episode.

>>89916214
Kill yourself, fag

>>89916212
>one light-hearted episode after a lore bomb getting their shit together cements them as a goofy comedy act forever
If they were a cunning coordinated team in their first episode, that would be the biggest horseshit
>lone wolf Jasper
She HAS to be Steven's friend or we'll only see the barest of glimpses of her, not sure what you have in mind

>something happens
>the audience gets no insight into it because Steven asks zero questions or experiments with literally anything

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>>89916224
We won't get one at all, they'll just do another halfassed twitter promotion again.

>>89916186
Look, reports of SUs death have been greatly exaggerated. It's frequently Cartoon Networks top rated show, the Network is garbage right now and need all the hits they can get.

NBC being utter shit kept Community alive for 5 years even though it's ratings were worse than garbage.

>>89916244
Why?

>>89916245
>one light-hearted episode after a lore bomb
That's the problem, they always do these stupid fucking fillers after each nibble of lore they dish out. It's not an isolated incident, it's a trend.

>>89916186
That Will be All was the most lore filled episode that all the other episodes of the bomb had been building up to and it had gotten the lowest ratings of all the other episodes.

Since there are more autists who watch the show for Memepis and Memedot than Rose, I'm not expecting SITR to get more views than TNCG.

>>89916268
That's not relevant to the point I'm making

>>89916280
Then don't bring it up if it's not relevant. Learn how to construct a coherent point.

Why can't they just switch SU back to Thursdays? That was a really good time for it

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>>89915608

>>89916296
I'm talking about how the crystal temps aren't necessarily doomed to forever be memes, follow the comment chain or fuck off

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>>89916186
Well, I think the problem with the previous bomb was that it got leaked early, and let's be honest here, it had an effect on ratings.
Hopefully, Storm in the Room gets better ratings or at least average ratings based on it being an unleaked lore based episode.

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Anyone else want to spank gems back into their places?

>>89916325
That's way too scary of a face

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>>89916214
Stop making us other respectable breastmilk-loving Jasperfags look bad.

>>89916245
>If they were a cunning coordinated team in their first episode
I agree there, but the problem is that there's a very, very low chance of them being a real team and getting together to do important shit. I would like Sugar to prove me wrong, and make a proper B-team, but she probably won't.

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With all the teasing grumpyface studios is doing

Taking into account that fact that they said it wasn't attack the light 2

What would you want the supposed SU game to be?

Attack the light Turbo HD Remix or
An expanded version of attack the light for handheld systems?

>>89916323
TNCG got the lowest rating for any SU episode

>>89916392
DEATH SLOT

RIP THIS SHIT SHOW

>>89916300
Because they want this show to die.

What the fuck are Carnelians even meant for? Are they just better Amethysts/Jasper's? Are proper ones just palette swaps of Jaspers and Amethysts?

If so that's boring as fuck. Pink's court is Rose Quartz and then three different strands of almost identical quartz soldiers.

I'm back /sug/.
Some lyrium AU edge?
Or bionicle?