So what's next for Craig's cartoon career?

>>89911974
Wasn't fox hiring him and Alex for a lot of projects

Also, no man next to such pairs of boobs can have a life soo sad

>>89911974
He looksl ike he's in dire need of some cocaine. I feel like Lauren is a succubus who drains him of his essence, which is why he always looks like a tired zombie.

>>89912664
who knew dick sucking could be too good, huh?

Why does he look like he's allergic to sleep

>>89911974
shouldn't he be on paternity leave or something?

I heard Lauren had a kid late last year

>>89912816
He looks like these since he was 20. It's like these guy just stopped sleeping in college

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>>89911974
Why doesný Craig ever get her wife her own cartoon show? They're married for gods sake they should look out for one another. REEEEEEEE

>>89914461
>her wife
Get rid of the facial hair and Craig could be a cute girl, in a Tomoko sort of way, I guess.

>>89914461
He gave her a child, which she's wanted way more than a show

>>89911974
What is it with shy intellectual women going for the ugly "masculine" gorrila type? Are timid people just naturally stupid and without standards? She's a freaking amazon with a thin waist, large breasts, a young pretty face, why did she especially pick the faggot behind PPG?

I feel like Faust's life would have improved if she hit on someone big working at Disney or Warner Brothers instead. Remember thats he originally did work for Hollywood on Cats Don't Dance and the Iron Giant, what happened to fall down and go to the hollywood rejects at CN?

We never got to hear her real opinion on Cartoonnetwork's shows if she hates working for goofy shows and only tolerates the "What A Cartoon" era full of ugly designs meant for laughs.

>>89914491
Until Hasbro takes that away, too.

>>89914491
Yeah have fun with those ugly old aged genes combining with her gorgeous young genes. I can't wait to see what the child looks like. Is it even from Craig or did they go to a sperm bank for it?

>>89914503
that she originally did work for Hollywood* god I need my morning coffee and a better keyboard.

>>89914503
>>89914510
It's fine to waifufag a real person, but holy shit, this is borderline autism.

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>>89914491
It makes me so happy to hear those two finally had a baby, they'd been trying for so long.

>>89914527
Hollywood wants certain types and not Animators and anyone else that works in animation. They kick them down after they are tired of them. Which is pretty quick usually

>>89914503
Jealous much? Or autistic. Or both. Doesn't matter.

>>89914572
Plenty are. Hirsch for one.

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>>89914503

Maybe she loves him. :)

>>89914547
Watch it be retarded.

>>89914503
I wasn't gonna call you out for being Elliot Roger, but you crossed the line insulting What a Cartoon!

>>89911974
>ywn motorboat those sweaty jugs

>>89914503
>Jealously

>>89914773
I saved this image. If you weren't always so nice I'd bitch about your trip but I like the image too.

>>89911974

I heard he has plans on making a serialized cartoon for Disney

>>89911974
Making memes

>>89914503
People like this is the reason why jesus don't talk with us anymore

>>89912215
Craig is still with Disney iirc, or he has a project for them at least.

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Slowly fading into obscurity

>>89918443
>Shadbase

>>89918443
He's already making a new show

>>89911974
If Craig cut his hair and grew a beard he wouldn't look half bad.

Or if he just lost the double chin.

>>89911974
Looking for loose change in the sidewalk to buy a beer

>>89914503
I'm nice suck my dick reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>89914510
Nah, mate. Other way around. It's Craig's but not hers. Notice she never looked even slightly pregnant during the past year and a half at cons and interviews and shit.

They probably got Tara to have it for them after a wild drunk threesome

>>89911974
I just fucking love those big, thick, 44 year old boobs. There's something special about women with big boobs who are between 35-45 years old and who don't mind flaunting them.

>>89922175
We just call those milfs, anon.

>>89914503
>But I'm a le nice guy

>>89912215
He's still on contract with Disney for one more show. Check his twitter, he talks about it a lot but not with any specifics.of like what it's about or anything. He says probably no premier till next year I think.

>>89914503
Uh they both like the same things. I don't know what kind of autistic r/friendzoned lens you're viewing the world through. There's no puzzle to be solved here.

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>>89914510
This is sad m8

>>89914503
Women are retards.

>>89914503
Fuck off hirsch

Hopefully work on Wander Over Yonder if somehow a miracle causes it to be uncancelled.

>>89914503
>>>/r9k/

are those semen demons?

>>89914510
Fuck you. That baby's gonna be talented as fuck.

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>>89914503
uh-oh

>>89914503
I bet Craig reads your post and cries into her large, voluptuous breasts. You autismo faggot.

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>>89926535
Yes. Craig is some kinda Sorcerer. It's why you've got hordes of fellow animators mad jelly. Cept Paul Dini because he married a Truth Seeker.

>>89912880
>paternity leave
Is that an actual thing?

>>89926745
Some things yes. But Craig sold his ability to sleep to some kinda demon long ago. Every seven days he must head into the forest and battle the demons that rise from his subconscious.

>>89914503

How many fedoras do you have

>>89923819
Soon to be Gmilfs.

>>89926535
>>89926699

He traded all the happynes in his sould for boobies

>>89918981
He can come back to it later, r-right?

>>89911974
Are Tara's strongs real or fake?

>>89927671
One is, the other isn't

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>>89912816
Craig slept once, it was awful