JSA Storytime: Wildcats 3.0

>>89903424
>bald blue Grifter
For what porpoise?

>>89903424
Have you read the lettered preview of the Wild Storm?
>>89900070

The thread got shitposted up fast though

>>89881115
>Are you the same anon who wanted more Ciji in REBELS?
>>When C.C. met Ciji
No, that was me. I keep thinking of the Geass witch whenever I see Rendozzo's name.

Whoever it is that keeps impersonating me is a faggot but OP is a bigger one.

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>>89903492
uhoh

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>>89903529
you're here on time, sugartits <3

>>89903460
Griffles wants to live vicariously since his legs are broken

>>89903424
Hello, Storyteller.

The Wild Storm preview is fucking long.

>A black woman using the name Voodoo weirds me out.
Dude, that's pretty tame. Remember Shamrock, or Gypsy? Also, black is arguable what with being half alien and all.

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>>89903668
I hope they're keeping her exotic dancer background because honestly, even by current standards the 90s stuff was not dismissive of her for it or playing it solely for tits

>>89903668
There's also mention of a Clinton Foundation fundraiser (in context being an awful experience), which is guaranteed to rustle some jimmies

>>89903492
It's just been a torrent of shitposting on /co/ since the Bill Sienkiewicz thread desu. Some folks got butthurt.

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>>89903714
Christ, that dialogue is so painfully Ellis

>>89903781
Secret Empire is going to be impossible to discuss because any thread related to Spencer seemed to break out in a fight between fascists and anti-fascists, and about "ethics in Nazi-punching"
Mods seem to be asleep since this thread >>89902757 has lasted for thirty minutes now

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>>89903783

>>89903424
AWWW HELLS YEAH

>>89903783
>The endless bad dream I have instead of a real life.
I would hope Ellis isn't high on his own juices for the whole thing, because his books were he is tend to be pretty fucking bad. And we already have Rucka's indulgency.

>>89903843
Moderation is really slow on /co/ these days. You can experiment by posting NSFW stuff, it usually takes a few hours for anyone to get around to it.

>>89903714
I don't mind it so long as they keep it tasteful.

Also, has Pris always been that tall? Cause damn.

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What a shitstorm.

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>>89903843
lol

I saw some angry posting on Twitter about how people who like HydraCap are just dismissing the women who critique it by saying "have you read it?", but all the big critiques I've seen have just been of the very idea and not the execution and I actually want to read the latter

>>89903868
>were
where

So The Lazarus Contract. Kinda wish we had a consistent artist for it and Fastest Assassin Alive does not sound very Priest-stroke like

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>>89904047

>>89904011
>Fastest Assassin Alive does not sound very Priest-stroke like
maybe not but it sounds fun and Flashstroke costume is pretty rad, so I'm looking forward to it

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>>89904086
bottom left corner is one hell of a reaction face

I always wondered if those gimpsuit dudes are supposed to be metahumans or not.

>>89904011
I'm very wait and see on it. I hope there's some keikaku

>>89904224
The BEEF BOYS?

>>89904011
Fuck that crossover but at least it's just for one month. Bringing in Teen Titans is retarded as fuck.

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>>89904011
I'm actually kind of excited for it. I've fallen so far behind in my Rebirth reading, but that is making me want to catch back up quicker.

Really I'm just hoping for a LoSH Rebirth announcement sometime. I miss those LoSH storytimes.

Recently DC Comics republished Marshal Law as a collected volume and it did well enough for DC to approach them for a crossover, Marshal Law Meets Batman.

Pat Mills and Kevin O’Neill created a preliminary proposal for DC that was approved, that outlined their conflict, but a change at the top saw DC Comics pull the plug but as Pat says “you can imagine what Kevin had in mind” with the story of an alternative Earth with Marshal Law killing, many different Batmen from across the dimensional realities and piling them up. Which does seem a little like recent Superman plotloines – but with the antagonist and protagonist.

RIP

http://web.archive.org/web/20170214013008/https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/02/13/dc-comics-no-longer-publishing-batman-vs-marshal-law-the-pat-mills-panel-from-the-2000-ad-40-years-of-thrill-power-festival/

>>89904293
Apparently Empress showed up in a book? I've basically stopped following all the Rebirth stuff besides NSM and Deathstroke.

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>>89904256
BEEF BOYS are such a thing. A thing that exists.

So bored of Judas Contract Titans junk.

Finally read last weeks New Super-Man, great superhero comics. Hope DC lets it run.

>>89903914

LOL Bill. That is great. Man you look away for a few hours and you miss a ton.

>>89904357

Batgirl Annual and April's Supergirl are where it starts.

Also that Ben Rubel kid is a Legionairre dammit

>>89904357
Emerald Empress? She was in JL vs SS and she'll be in Supergirl soon

>>89904370
I want to see New Supes in a JLI setting

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>>89904362
oh Griffles

>>89904401
>>89904404
Thanks senpai

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>>89904442

>>89904401
Putting the start of an arc involving relatively obscure characters with a loyal fan base in two books that aren't doing great, is frankly dirty as hell.

>>89903617
Wait, so Grifter had his own minority replacement too? That's great! You're one of the big boys now, Griffles!

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>>89904472
so how are you owls

>>89904578
Sad.

>>89903424
Thanks anon

>>89904578
good and you

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>>89904627
My allergies make me sad at the world.

>>89904578
Reading the first few issues of the 2015 Lucifer series, and feeling my blood pressure change with every new page. How can one person get so much wrong, so quickly.

https://twitter.com/andykhouri/status/831311087156940800

Wonder what comic he's referring to

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>>89904648
okay, this is pretty fucking funny

>>89904566

Well the Batgirl one isn't a big Thing, the plot is Batgirl and Supergirl team up and infiltrate Arkham.

Empress is on the cover of that Supergirl issue though

>>89903460
You re a big fan of Wildstorm, right?

>>89904714
It's where they'll find Saturn Girl

>>89904578
>so how are you owls
Watch_Dogs is a piece of shit, and Aiden Pierce is an even bigger piece of shit.

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>>89904708
>>89904744
?

>>89904744

I've seen people say 2 is stupid fun and I want it to go on sale or something

A comic shop does some in depth analysis on their sales and revenue, fun stuff http://www.fantomcomics.com/blog/2017/02/13/2016-review-comic-book-shop-talks-comic-book-sales-trends/

>>89904578
Quite well, actually. Excited about starting classes again, excited about starting the Storytime again, excited about that one project. I don't want to get too excited but, obvious stuff aside, this could be a pretty good year for me.

>>89904733
Not that big, no. I've still got some holes I need to cover.

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>>89904764
we're a bit slow tonight because I am trying to hack up a lung :|

>>89904714
I see, so they're gonna run in to Imra, presumably. Hopefully she'll explain why she's been willingly hanging out in Arkham of all places, especially when, realistically, she can just leave whenever she wants.

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>>89904844

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>>89904891

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>>89904920
is that new?

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>>89904982

>>89904982
It's fan art. Well, professional fan art.

>>89904982
it's just fanart that the artist whose name I"m blanking on did

>>89904764
Never played Watch_Dogs, eh? Well, it's actually rather similar to a Joe Casey story. Nothing happens for long stretches of time, there's a vague semblance of a theme that gets dropped whenever possible, it's edgy for the sake of being edgy, and the writers think their antihero is in anyway likeable despite being a goddamned monster.

I need a fucking break from all this depressing bullshit.

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>>89905036
Oh, bless his heart

and not in the "fuck you" way, either

>>89905047
Greg Smallwood. Marvel lucked out on him, he's truly incredible. Went from crappy try hard discount bin fill in artist to one of the best at the big two right now.

>>89904671
I want to know the site. BC?

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>>89905064
I tend not to play vidya that takes, like, reflexes and shit

I'm here to manage my party and fuck you up with strategic magic

>>89905087
Moon Knight, right?

>>89905065
Spartan was so damn OP in this series. Its funny he never really does much with it. In v2 it looked like he was really struggling to not run around as a superhero. But now its the opposite

>>89905127
Yeah the guy on Moon Knight. His run with Wood looked like ass and then in such a short time he became god tier on the Lemire run.

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>>89905155
I realized a bit late we should have read v2 first, but again, we're doing this just because of the National Park Service

>>89905064
>Well, it's actually rather similar to a Joe Casey story
Cool meme!

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>>89905192
>>89905163
I always wonder what some books would have looked like if they weren't on super-tight deadline

>>89905192
It's interesting how Nguyen's art is becoming less Charest-like per issue.

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>>89905206
I think I might die laughing if Joe Casey ever did actually come to /co/

we know so many people lurk

>>89905064
I'd like some (well written) depressing fiction. real bored of light and "fun" and shallow shit.

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>>89905276
can I interest you in the novels of Thomas Hardy?

>>89905258
He's too smart to come to /co/.

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>>89905309
So at this point in time, Spartan was also rocking pretty much the full power of Void

>>89905309
Sure, what do you rec?

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Hoshit, Casey is working on a new series for Lion Forge called KINO!

MEME MAGIC
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>>89905276
Then go read the first half of 5 Years Later and cut yourself. Then cut yourself some more once Giffen leaves and the Bierbaums turn it into bad fan fiction.

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>>89905362
Tess is the classic, also Jude the Obscure

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>>89905377
he's writing three fucking books for them

and SEX, and that America book

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>>89905430
this dude needs like four Valium, now

>>89905315
for a while scans_daily was reading and commenting on SEX, but I dunno if the person doing it has kept up

>>89905387
I like 5 Years later under Giffen. I was talking about some current stuff.

>>89905396
I'll try em.

>>89905430
>writes a book called KINO
>writes a book called SEX
>writes the better America Chavez ongoing
>triggers the fuck out of feminists
Is Joe Casey /ourguy/?

>>89905276
Fear Agent
t. unapologetic Remenderfag

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>>89905484
lol

>>89905467
Hardy is very, very well written but it's grindingly depressing tragedy in the English countryside, so be forewarned

>>89905516
Alcoholism!

>>89905484
>>writes the better America Chavez ongoing
Has that even come out?

I hope vol2 explains why Sparta. Is such a goddamned stiff in this book. Or maybe that's just how Casey writes him.

Gotta say, it got old around issue 5.

>>89905484
>talentless
>thinks he's much smarter than he really is
>edgy
Yes, I would say he is.

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>>89905542
No.

>>89903781
You know what gets me about that? How all those idiots didn't get that Sienkiewicz was just challenging someone to beat Trump to the punch with that Gordon Gecko Wall Street dick move arm yank dominance handshake thing. That's not fucking assault.

>>89903544
>Ten issues in
>Has contained three issues' worth of content
That's about as decompressed as the current WW run

>>89905516
I don't like Remender

>>89905535
I just hope it's depressing and not "sad"

>>89905569
Haha!
;_;

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>>89905573
so, errr, what did we have on the docket for after this?

>>89903783
>Christ, that dialogue is so painfully Ellis

So as much technobabble as a bad episode of Star Trek, but with way more swearing to show how big everyone's dick is?

>>89905598
>I don't like Remender
:(

>>89903617
That's a cute way of doing the credits. If nothing else, the credits pages have been pretty creative this run.

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>>89905611
(second plot thread hinted at)

>>89905612
Everyone's stylized witty/crazy in a very particular way

>>89905612
Ellis and Aaron have a specific way of swearing. It's legit the kind of swearing I used to have in my vocabulary when I was 14. I thought I was witty and unique.

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>>89905642
The covers keep mixing it up stylistically, too

Marvel Masterworks are a scam and I will keep falling for them

>>89905611

wasn't there talk of some era of GruCap?

>>89904011
Deathstroke: Now with Speed Force sounds like the worst kind of Slade wanking.

>>89905703
It's so ridiculous it almost has to be good

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>>89905687
There was, my hesitation is that I'm workin' a lot of nights so I'm inclined to shorter runs rather than huge epics that I can only show up for intermittently

;___;

>>89905703
I mean... is it worse than special suit that makes him invulnerable?

>>89905573
The fuck? Since when was this guy racist? Race shit has randomly come up twice now with no prior foreshadowing.

Joe, I swear, Imma slap you. I've only read this one book from this guy, and he's already making my shit list of writers I fucking hate. Goddammit.

>>89903783
>It's a "comic artists don't know how to draw kids" episode
At least he's being written like one

>>89905579
I can't believe how excited I was to see the handshake-pull denied:
http://imgur.com/a/RrHri

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>>89905731
>>89905738
I can kind of see it in the sense of "under intense stress, people say what they really think". In Omega Men, when the Viceroy finally called Kalista a slut, it rang perfectly true.

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>>89905786
yeah, we went there

>>89905738
Compare this to his Mr. Majestic with that McGuinness art and you go "huh"

>>89904221
Tranq guns in a spy setting are always a good idea.

People complaining about the icers on SHIELD are dumb.

>>89905687
Texas Anon recently did a bunch of GruCap because the original OP didn't realize that it was a huge and bailed

>>89905611
Katehunter, I think?

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>>89905845
Katehunter re-read is doable

>>89904362
>Personal Radar Net.

This is literally just Metal Gear Solid.

>BEEF BOYS are such a thing.

A genuine question is "Why does Grifter know/hire these guys?" though.

>>89903919
But they're saying the same thing to male critics, right?

>>89905839

lol

>>89905868

there's gotta be some 80s DC stuff like Capt Atom we haven't got to

oh Has anyone read Ordway's Power of Shazam? How is it. it seems like this thread's kind of thing

>>89905772
Ah, nice. He might have lied about Electoral Reform, but he prevented the dick handshake.

>>89905816
Seriously?

>>89905276
Manga has more of this if we're talking comics: names writing now are Asano, Oshimi, Hanazawa. If you want actual text books to boil the joy from your jones look to Russia IMO, particularly Soviet-era stuff. Grossman, Platonov, Solzhenitsyn.

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>>89905891
I couldn't say, and I don't think it's a deliberate bias. I've seen like one dude and a bunch of women get really angry about the very idea of the run, but I'm not claiming to have seen everything. Twitter is so often "see thing, respond to it/quote it"

>>89904578
Kinda down, have been for a few days.

>>89905982
I didn't realise how many times this comic was going to make me ask that.

>>89905944
I thought it was meh.

>>89905944
>oh Has anyone read Ordway's Power of Shazam? How is it. it seems like this thread's kind of thing

I started it years ago and never finished it. I don't really remember much of the content but I think I liked it.

>>89905961
There's another angle that shows Trump teetering over on his suspiciously small feet:
http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2017_07/1900771/170213-trump-trudeau-white-house-1205p_5ff4a5ddafbb3b80929a5b47b32e9fff.nbcnews-ux-2880-1000.jpg

>>89905816
This is less annoying because it's a dream sequence at least. Could've been a little less over the top with it though.

>You smell good.
Between this and Wax, maybe Joe Casey just thinks rape is goddamned hilarious.

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>>89906015
jeeeeesus, Hadrian

>>89906067
Well, you know what they say about men with small feet...

>>89904708
Three tranq shots, each strong enough to knock out a man?

That kid would probably be od'ing.

Has the archive (based on 4chan) been pruned for anyone else? I can no longer see post counts, and it only goes back three days now

>>89906015

I love the accountant Mister Garfield. Hes such a whiny angry loser who got a second chance at life because his boss is practically god. You don't see characters who randomly get "happy" endings while still being an asshole these days. I sometimes forget how standardized character arcs in media tend to be.

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>>89906079
There's a deeply puerile streak to him that digs into all of his adult work.

>>89905993
Yeah, I read a lot of russian novels. Asano Inio is incredible, pumped for his new series despite the fact that I haven't tried that other series he's doing now dededestrusction or something like that. I Am Hero didn't grab me after a volume or two a few years back and Flowers of Evil didn't seem that interesting to me. Himizu was amazing too. Asians in general do depressing stuff very well, love their movies.

>>89904920
Who's red eyes? I wish that was Danny, but he's never going to be go to Rider again. :/

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>>89906160
That's a good argument--I'm often down for a subversion of what characters "deserve", although sometimes like a Kid Karneval just has to die painfully

the greatest Karma Houdini in art is the Duke of Mantua in Rigoletto

>>89905944
>Has anyone read Ordway's Power of Shazam?
it's pretty good

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>>89906223

>>89906213
Hannibal King.

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>>89906275
woah, early Geoff?

also, I never knew Stormwatch has a resident Finn, but Jukko's a bit off, it's usually Jukka

>>89906202
You might want to look up Julia Gforer if you haven't already too.

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>>89906306
>>89906343
Gfrörer

>>89906306
A lot of his non-DCU/Marvel work seems to be horror-based, oddly enough.

Man this really was the best era of Wildstorm. When they did that retarded "its the end of the world" bullshit the quality of everything went right down the crapper and the whole publication was brought down with it.

I still remember when people actually bothered to storytime new issues of the Authority...

>>89906306
I had no idea Geoff did any WS stuff

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>>89906372
>>89906400
The post-apocalyptic stuff went on how long and then they ran away from it really hard, right?

>>89906343
>>89906372

that black death comic is supposed to be fantastic

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>>89906437
Like, there was one of those meta-lecture reset button mashes at the end of it, as best I recall

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>>89906473

>>89906372
My bad.

>>89906343
I'll give her a try.

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>>89906499
:)

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>>89906565

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>>89906590
this Hadrian is exactly nothing I want out of Hadrian

>>89906286
Was mostly not sure if it was him or Hellstrom and his constantly variable character design.

>>89906394
I wouldn't have guessed that

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>>89906640
goddammit

>>89906655
Yeah, he had an odd career before he went full DC. Which reminds me, I actually do not have his Morlocks mini in the storytime. Oh well, that's another one in the bag I suppose.

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>>89906689

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>>89906716
(two pages of ads)

ewwww

>>89906079
>Between this and Wax, maybe Joe Casey just thinks rape is goddamned hilarious.
Prison rape used to be a thing to joke about. Does no one remember Chris Farley on SNL making prison rape jokes?

>>89906763
They never stopped desu

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>>89906763
Yeah, the idea you shouldn't joke about prison rape is pretty recent, compared to things like "don't be overtly racist"

>>89906745
Honestly surprised he's bothering with the condoms.

Has Joe Casey fully moved on to Cuck memes? Because Wax getting her pregnant is basically all that's missing at this point.

>>89906493
Before this Grifter had a healing factor. Not full Wolverine level or anything but he could recover from near fatal wounds after a couple of issues. You could argue he really doesn't like using his powers but later on there are moments when you know he really fucking wants to be there in person but hes still in that wheelchair.

It's a shame there can never be a Marvel/DC crossover where Grifter and Jack Flag swap places and universes.

>>89906716
Her dress changes colors when shes around Agent Wax's influence. It was the same way when he first hypnotizes her as well.

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>>89906897
Yeah, apparently it's intensely plot-variable whether he has it or not, unsurprisingly

Maybe we should dig up the Team One stuff

>>89906897
Yeah well, continuity is for losers so fuck you, nerd!

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>>89906969
I need him to come clean up my yard, fuck

>>89906897
I feel like Grifter's only truly consistent superpower is guns.

>>89906987
Fuck off Bendis you ruined Ice Man.

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>>89907068
>>89906851
I find it weirdly delightful that actual cucks are annoyed at the right-wing cuck meme

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>>89906700
>Morlocks mini
That was my first storytime.
I only remember the guro fetishist.

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>>89907089
guns and hopefully waifu

>>89907097
Iceman is a lame character and people haven't truly cared about him in years.

>>89907106
"When I consented to allowing my wife to be serviced by a gentleman with a larger penis than my own, it was not my intent to become some kind of metaphor for political weakness."

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>>89907171
IDK. The Ellis pages for Wild Storm really didn't set me on fire, but him choosing to use Emp is enough for me to give him a serious chance.

>>89907141
kek

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>>89907215

So in the new Wildstorm is Zealot and the other aliens still aliens? Or are they regular normie humans? I'm going to be sad if I don't see someone getting sliced up by a katana. Also I'm going to be sad if Zealot and Grifter don't at least share a moment.

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>>89907270
I'm pretty sure Emp and Zealot are still Kheran, and the deep reveal is going to be about the alien technology that IO and Halo are both messing with

Helspont better be a big ol' troll

>>89907106
Dolby is just a parade of reaction images.

>>89907193
More like

>I can't even google for porn anymore

>>89907185
You're a lame character and no one's ever cared for you.

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>>89907327

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>>89907396

>>89907379
There are weird and not entirely expected angles to the cuckolding thing for some people. Religious, for example. Evopsych of the opposite kind to the cucksbrigade.

>>89907480
You mean like how God cucked Joseph?

>>89907392
Well that's just not true.

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>>89907440
"used to", Cole?

I will never get over what a fucking riot COLE CASH is as a name. It's perfect.

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>>89907554
call it here or one more? I'm off tomorrow

>>89907554
Do you think tryhard teen Grifter tried to get people to call him Cole 'Hard' Cash?

>>89907185
>Iceman is a lame character and people haven't truly cared about him in years.
So let's turn it into identity politics instead of actually writing worth a damn and giving Bobby a personality we can be interested in?

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>>89907626
As in not working, storytime is ON tomorrow night, sorry

>>89907649
yes

>>89907626
I'd be down for another.

>>89907662

yes.

>>89907662
Not defending it, especially after the Romeo and Juliet shit they're pulling but he's not the only character to get gayfied.

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>>89907682
okay, can do

>>89907716
what if identity focus is the route to making an interesting book, in this case? I'll at least read the first issue.

>>89907763

i'm always for new books and takes and whatnot. No bad characters, only bad writers and yaddayadda. It's a hook!

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>>89907763
oh shit

>>89907626
I'm way too tired either way. Night all.

>>89907824
Yeah, but the way Bendis went about it is insulting to any reader's intelligence. You have to be really fucking desperate for representation to eat that shit up.

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>>89907825

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>>89907864
now who would they be

>>89907844
good night anon

>>89907861
Did he ever apologize for the inherent biphobia (or whatever you want to call it) at least?

>>89907864
Screw you guys, I'm going home.

>>89907903
nobody gives a shit about bi people

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>>89907902

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>>89907861

oh i've said forever that Bendis handled it probably the worst way possible.

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>>89907942

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>>89907982

>>89907750
>he's not the only character to get gayfied.
Northstar is queer yeah, but did he have a long history of dating women like Bobby? It's hard to imagine him needing so many beards, especially when guys like Northstar got married for heaven's sake.

>>89907903
>Bendis
>apologize for anything
lol

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>>89908032

>>89908051
I was thinking more about Alan Scott.

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>>89908073
Ladytron :(

(bad shit went down in 2.0)

>>89907903
Sorta, it was a really half-assed apology (totally didn't mean it that way u guise!)

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>>89908111

>>89907953
That's one hell of a battlecry.

>>89907902
AGENT FUCKING ORANGE will hopefully appear in the new Ellisverse.

>>89908162
oh shit I love Larfleeze

>>89908118

i totally believe he didn't have any malice in it.

>>89908152

i love it.

>>89903492
/co/ is moving towards this annoying tendency to shitpost up any threads about comics that require at least a modicum of thought. It's like the idea that a comic can be anything even slightly more cerebral than superheroics just triggers the shitposters. I enjoy serious comics, but I much prefer storytimes for stuff like New Super-Man or Green Lanterns because there isn't some tremendous faggot whining about the book in those threads (usually).

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>>89908162
he's a character with obvious Ellisappeal

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>>89908222

>>89908093
Fuck Alan Scott, lol.

>>89908262
kill yourself desu

>>89908215
The faggot whining just makes me hate the boring lightweight superheroics more.

bully this anon >>89908262

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>>89908260

>>89908262
Yeah who the fuck caress bout that shitter lol. Now Iceman thats an awesome character!

>>89908187
>i totally believe he didn't have any malice in it.
Yeah, Bendis is too oblivious and unsubtle to insert any kind of intentional subtext in his writing, especially his current writing.

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>>89908348
this action sequence is not very exciting

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>>89908386
o-okay

>>89908186
>oh shit I love Larfleeze
snicker
>>89908222
>he's a character with obvious Ellisappeal
alot of 3.0 would fit well with the Ellisverse, imo.

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>>89908051
Northstar wasn't made gay, he was created gay. The first real Northstar focus issue saw him hang out with an old lover (and said lover's daughter that baffled Northstar)

>>89908439
Points for creativity, I guess.

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>>89908439

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>>89908526
for a good time call 1-900-SPA-RTAN

>>89908471
I've always wondered if Aurora and Northstar are the 616 Wonder Twins.

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>>89908560
AGAIN????

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>>89908586
This is pretty far beyond most moral event horizons

>>89908586
Seriously, what the fuck Casey

>>89908586
The worst part is that, unless there's a wonderful payoff coming up (as if), these pages are completely pointless.

>>89908586
>>89908609
yeah this isn't ambiguous at all, jesus christ Casey

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>>89908609
yes this is going where you think

>>89908586
Yeah, there's a point where this stops being conceivably "morally ambiguous" and it was passed like 4 rapes ago.

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>>89908636
I just don't quite get this plot

We'll see the shit hit the fan tomorrow, thanks for reading and being as bewildered by it as I am

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>>89908662
bonus ad

>>89908662
Did you skip a page here, OP?

>>89908662
>No, I don't order Stormwatch for the shelf, only for customers who request it in advance

Ah, the direction the entire industry has taken.

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>>89908728
whoops

>>89908662
>>89908734
That series sold so badly it wasn't even allowed to finish. I'm not joking, issue 23 ends with a "To be concluded!" and then 24 never came out. I actually have the script and everything.

>>89908777
wow

is it any good?

>>89908765
finally, let's hope there is some revenge

>>89908809
Eh, it was alright. Some issues were drawn by Carlos D'Anda, so that was nice. Also, I misremembered, the series did sell badly, but the reason issue 24 never came out is because the writer lied about being in Operation Just Cause. He's never written a comic book since I think.

>>89908777
>That series sold so badly it wasn't even allowed to finish. I'm not joking, issue 23 ends with a "To be concluded!" and then 24 never came out. I actually have the script and everything.
Well, there was also that little problem with MIW and something called the Stolen Valor Act.

>>89904011
>Kinda wish we had a consistent artist for it
Artist?

I was hoping for one consistent writer, not fucking 3 of them for 4 issues.

>>89909011
Yeah, I forgot when I posted that.

>>89908897
>>89909011
Ohhhhh shit, that's the kind of thing that will fuck you and rightly so

>>89909092
I would imagine each of them scripts their own book but they were all involved in the plotting

>>89908662
>>89908765
>We'll see the shit hit the fan tomorrow
Thanks, anon

>>89909124
Oddly enough he did the writing for COD: BO2.

>>89909250
Who better to write the story of fictional wars than someone who fictionally served in a real war?

>>89903914
Isn't Trump a germaphobe who refuses to shake people's hands?

Or am I just misremembering some weird shit fromthat one time he was on WWE..

I just read this thread and I spent the entire time repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 10 posts it was so painful.

>>89909754

He claims to be. Shaking hands is a businessman thing though,

>>89904733
I am.

WildCATs are my favorite.

>>89909754
I hope he is so we can start meme magic-ing Infinite Jest into existence.

>>89909418
http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true

>>89904293
>Not "eye heard you were talking shit"
Poor form

>>89908222
He makes for a hilarious straight guy. I just want to see him stroll through an early image style, knockdown, drag out full page spread fight. Neutral expression, at most, adjusting his tie as the world around him goes mad.