It Hurts!! Storytime Part 3

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Best strip in history.

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Everything from here on out has never been storytimed before.
It's new ground.

>>89869266
Fucking kek

THIS IS A PARTY FUCKERS
POST PARTY MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxDhB4AoBGs

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Oh boy. A musical performance.
Surely, nothing terrible will happen.

Also reposting this in case people haven't voted yet
http://www.strawpoll.me/12320584/
VOTE FOR KATIE YOU DICKMUNCHERS

>>89869488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5slZHLSnow

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>>89869585
I think we need a better poll. There are more waifus than that.

>>89869657
MY MAN

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The End

>>89869652
Double Dracula is best boy

>>89869719
Josef the editor / co-writer / best buddy of mine came up with him. I shit you not, I laughed for a solid hour when I read the phrase "Double Dracula."

>>89869712
That was a great comic man. Thanks for the storytime

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>>89869712
Nah, I'm just kidding.

>>89869712
Party Bird is wrong, Arby's anything is literally (figuratively) shit
Now McDonald's is definitely terrible, but at least it's not Arby's

>>89869802
I don't know how a rational being can say that about their curly fries

>>89869789
>>89869802
>>89869807
>>89869820
SPACE ARC HAPPENING

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>>89869802
>im
>fucking
>plying
Sure, their sandwiches aren't the best. But they're far from shit.
And those curly fries, and more importantly, that delicious concoction known as Arby's Sauce, is top fucking tier.

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Ha Ha! Time for best chapter.

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>>89869876
here we go

>>89869834
Get ready son! This chapter is a blast.

Before we continue, I'd like to take a little break.
So, catch up and chitchat.

>>89869919
Ohhhh you sly fucker.
I hope there's first timers in here.

>>89869964
enigmatic

>>89869964
Gobo, can I pretty please get a pic of Aurora just being cute?

>>89869964
The fuck is a peeplops. Is that Pasqualo's new nickname or something?

>>89869876
>>89869893
The thread for these pages was fucking great, gob played everyone like a god damn fiddle.

>>89870087
Yup.

>>89870064
on it, muhfucka

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I drew Ally

>>89870087
It's a bummer I only found this comic a few days ago, I would've loved to have been there when shit went south. At least I'll be here for the grand finale.

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>>89870200
I-M-_-S-O-R-R-Y

>>89870200
>Toot
Fuck you Gob I'm not supposed to laugh at these events.

>>89869511
nice Chris-chan reference.

>>89870231
Gob's CWC impressions are always spot-on

>>89870223
These pages always hit be hard, Pasq is so angry he's actually cracking his chasis out of sheer force of hate alone.

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>>89870165
That is fucking cuuuuute! :D

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I wish there was a way to double spoiler an image. Because one isn't enough for this picture.

>>89870200
>>89870212
Fuck these pages. Everyone got blown up fast and easy, why does she have to suffer like this? WHY? WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU? FUCK YOU
Fuck you ;_;

>>89870325
thanks Gob keep up the great work.

>>89870353
Here lies Aurora, she never scored.

>>89870325
thanks Gob, I <3 you

>>89870449
I <3 YOU TOOOOO

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I'll give everyone a few moments to compose themselves.

>>89870429
>>89870443
>>89870458
I wanna commend you for the writing in these, Gobolatula. Fucking heartwrenching.
How are you so good at both dumbass silly comedy and emotional drama? It baffles me.
Good job at making me cry when I first read this comic, b-baka

>>89870506
I just noticed Pasq fell and looked up the same way his mom did
>>89853913

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I gotta thank OP for these threads. Saw the first one last night and skipped around looking at panels from all over the place. Spoiler images were just too enticing.

Nevertheless I decided binged through the entire comic so far on the site. Fucking amazing. Anyone have any guesses on when the next update is coming out?

>>89870700
The creator is in the thread, mang.
Thank him, and he probably has more of an idea when shit's gonna happen than the rest of us.

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>>89870562
I find it hard to take myself seriously. Whenever I write dramatic stuff, my brain tends to throw me thoughts that kind of fuck with me in a goofy way. Ideas like, "Oh man what if Pasqualo FARTED over to a dying Katie!" It's completely stupid and jarring but I find stuff like that so funny that I just do it. All the "aw man it'd be so fucked up if ____" ideas are what I find most hilarious.

>>89870318
Did anyone ever shit on the space rhinos? They seem like assholes. I get that this is just kinda the world and shit, but also you just want to see them take shit as well in the end.

I swear to god if Ally doesn't come back and continue the greatest bro friendship in webcomics history I will alight myself like an angry monk

>>89870353
I hope this final arc has some space rhino genocide.

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In case you're wondering who all of these other snake ladies are, there'll be a supplemental dump after the main storytime.

>>89870775
That one well placed 'toot' is a gut-buster.

>>89869893
WHAT NO

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Oh, hey, It's Erik

>>89871221
TOO CUTE

>>89871144
WHAT YES

>>89871270
>>89871284
>>89871301
it hurts to see how happy she was to see them

>>89871301
>Just seemed like the right thing to do.
I love how chill Tubsy is was most of the time.

>>89871131
So are Trisssh's sisters canonically less "gross" than her, or just in their gorgon-cultural-attractiveness way?

>>89870725
Oh yeah! I didn't think notice he was in this one. I guess it's easy for me to say 'it goes without saying' but that's pretty damn rude come to think of it. Amazing comic Gob. I don't know what to say about the quality of your storytelling other than that it's absorbing as hell. Every 100 panels or every chapter or whatever other moment seemed like a good narrative beat to stop on, I felt the bed calling me. Yet it was shamefully easy to resist. I planned on going to bed early last night you bastard.

Your sense of humor is pretty damn great too. Gotta say your final panel punchlines have cracked me up at least ten times. Such absurd hilarious bullshit. And yet I'm really emotionally invested in all of the characters. It seems like an oxymoron at first, but it works so well.

Thanks a bunch for providing 5 1/2 hours or so of quality entertainment. Same goes for Josef and Grail. And anyone else who helped make It Hurts!! into what it is.

>>89871621
I think a little side story explained "threatening = attractive" or something and Trisssh had tiny baby teeth and the cutesy snake hair.

>>89871723
God damn these two are so great I love them both.
Once again, fuck you Gob

>>89871534
Shit, I never realized this was foreshadowing.

>>89871669
Thank you so much. Seriously. I'll pass on your most valued kudos to Josef and Grail.

Update: Grail said "awwww that's so kind!" Josef is probably asleep.

>>89871843
Fine literature

>>89871740
>Simpsons jokes are still funny, okay?
>Racism against cyclopses is the same as racism against triclopses
Holy kek

>>89869802
I just like them for variation. They're a bit expensive and probably not worth the money but it beats the same old burger chains that comprise the majority of the fast food in the town where I live. They also have some good limited time shakes and sandwiches.

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I have to go for a little. Not sure when I'll get back.
In fact, I left a bit ago, but just let 4chan x dump for me for a little while.
So we'll finish as soon as I get back, and this is a great pause point.

>>89871904
>>89871920
I really like how you write these two. They seem like a believable goofy and fucking ADORABLE couple.

>>89872212
Thank you so much! I try my best to get in character when I write this stuff. Katie and Pasq tend to sorta bounce off each other well and then find common ground in a sorta shared odd loving weirdness. A cuddly snuggly geekiness.

This was a real roller coaster of a ride you've given us, Gob.

Considering you're doing the final chapter and everything, what's your plan after all this? It Hurts 2: Electric Boogaloo?

>>89872491
Gonna play a bunch of Zelda games I never played. Then a new comic series, videos, music, whatever. At least that's the plan :)

Dear Gob, 465 is my favorite comic. The end

>>89872666
465?

>>89869314
>Panel 4
The sound of a girlboner

>>89872709
464, whooops. LaughingGirls.png

>>89869712
>>89869893
>>89870171
>>89870303
>>89870318
A little late to the party, but I want to say how great this whole "Suddenly, a superior foe appears and kills everyone" story arc is. Normally, it's done either as a joke (HHGTTG-style) or as a lame shock ending. Doing it in a way that actually matters to the story is a real rarity in story-telling!

>>89870990
That was fucking great.

>>89871031
Holy shit this guy.

'nother bump for this goodness

Op here. I'll be back to dump soon.

>>89874269
Gob here. Taking a dump right now.

>still no Led Zep shirt

WHAT THE HELL, GOB?

>>89874350
literal shitposting, the madman

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>>89874352

Led Zeppelin™ would sue him dry for selling something remotely resembling the band. just get a sharpie and a yellow shirt and DIY.

>>89874352
Fuck that I want a Shut Up coffee shirt.

>>89874352
>>89874568
>not born to suck dick

>>89869479

She is right Rarity is best pony

Gimme a few mins. I'm feeling a little shirty right now.

Things I want to do to Gob:

>Hug him tightly
>Tell him he is funny
>Tell him he has a great way with words and feelings and shit
>Tell him he's a fucking cunt waffle
>Punch him the face
>Kiss him
>Go for a long romantic drive with him, picnic included
>Shoot him in his little dumbass bitch face

>>89871365
The arbitrary scale of sins here fucking destroys me every time.

>>89874960
Don't we all, brother.
Don't we all...

>>89870990
Wow, it feels good to finally get the joke.

>>89874509

Did Gob draw this comic? I could imagine this shit being canon.

>>89875790
this was a sketch he drew inside one of the books he was selling online

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>>89875790
yeah, there was a thing where people could get gob to doodles in their books and some peeps posted em. i dont have any others saved.

>>89875790
I drew this as someone's book sketch request. I'd say it's canon :)

Got some new shirts for ya buddies <3

Coffeeeee
https://www.zazzle.com/shut_up_coffee_t_shirt-235366341663205101

One for the ladies:
https://www.zazzle.com/peng_floyd_t_shirt-235113578652544720

One for the guys:
https://www.zazzle.com/led_zepp_t_shirt-235911776233554539

One for the BIG guys:
https://www.zazzle.com/born_to_suck_dick_t_shirt-235508094117375009

>>89876107
Gob you beautiful madman

>>89876107
*** NOTE: For the Led Zepp shirt, it doesn't say "ELIN" on the back. That would make the shirt cost like twice as much and it would make it seem like "Led Zepp" is related to some famous band which, of course, I mean, y'know, it TOTALLY ISN'T! I hereby go on record saying that Led Zepp is completely imaginary and has nothing to do with anything.

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>>89876107
>https://www.zazzle.com/born_to_suck_dick_t_shirt-235508094117375009

>tfw no gay friend to give this to

>>89876107

I don't drink coffee, can I still buy this shirt anyways?

>>89876287
I asked my lawyer. I don't think you can, sorry. I reeeaaaallly wanted your money, too. :(

>>89876107

What is the coffee one a reference to?

>>89876107
>https://www.zazzle.com/born_to_suck_dick_t_shirt-235508094117375009
Man I'd LOVE a born to suck dick t-shirt. But that seems like false advertising. If only I sucked dick.

>>89876259
On a related note, I will be ready to post that shirt the next time I see a gay /co/ character thread.

I would also post it on /lgbt/ and /fa/, but I don't go there so I won't.

>>89876440
welp, no better time to start but right now. time to get suckin', champ.

>>89876351
Fuck the police
I hate coffee but I'm still getting it
Y'see, the way I see it, I'm yelling 'shut up' at the cup of coffee for being a shitty cup of coffee.

>>89876411
Pasqy wore this shirt during this part of the story
http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=376-time-for-bed

The shirt itself isn't really a reference to anything. I just thought it was stupid.

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>>89876610
>two hands

lmao

>>89877141
That fucking throwaway joke is too good for this world

>>89871057
I'm just now noticing this but is that fucking hamtaro in the last panel?

>>89877141
I wonder if reverse autoerotic asphyxiation is a thing

>>89877239
Choking fetish is a real thing.

>>89877278
Yeah but specifically while you're jerking it. A little breathplay during sex is just a normal everyday thing but the coordination needed to strangle someone else while whackin it is something special.

>>89877417
That's where being an advanced cyborg comes in handy.

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Finally back. Sorry.

>>89878050
It begins.

>>89878140
Fuck I hate her so much. But knowing Gob she'll probably get some Itachi-tier redemption reveal

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>>89878188
>Ally and Katie drawn by Gob after they forget
>Pasqualo still drawn by Grail because he remembers.

>>89878188
Oh fuck this

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Of this whole scene

>>89878228
Believe it or not I drew all of them haha. Grail did add some additional dramatic detail on Pasq's face though.

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>>89878355
Oh damn. Then good on you man. You have improved so much, I cant believe it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsvuipGq2ns

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Dare you enter Satan's magical realm?

>>89878502
>>89878514
Gob I don't think I've told you this, but I really appreciate your use of textless panels. You understand what emotional beats need pauses and reflection and it sells the moment greatly.

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And, that is it. Those are all the It Hurts strips up until now.

>>89878616
Aw dude thank you so much!

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Here's the new comic buddos.

>>89878692
AH FUK YEAH

>>89878749
Satan top bro.

>>89878785
hahaa.

>>89878785
THE TOPPEST OF BROS

Alright /co/ here’s a little story time. The first time I saw IT HURTS!!! was in a thread for page 312.
From that alone and a few posts I read, I assumed that this was a post-apocalyptic comic, but some of my assumptions ware horribly wrong. I thought this comic was some depressingly edgy story about Kate who is doing here best to survive the end of the world but everything is always getting worse. As for Pasqualo, I thought he was one of if not the main antagonistic forces in play. My first impression also made me think that somehow Kate was responsible for him getting his abilities and that led to the end of the world, and he also spent most of his time stalking Kate and making everything worse for the luls. Pasqualo really did seem like the kind of character whose limitless power made him stop caring about anything and just acted wacky all the time since there was never any risk of him being hurt.

Boy was I wrong.

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And here is the (canon whether Grail wants it or not) Trisssh backstory comic.

>>89878692
Gob, you're a legend

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Gob, I just wanna say thanks.
Thanks for being a bro, and thanks for making my favorite webcomic of all time.
Reading from the beginning again made me remember exactly how great it really and truly is.
You keep doing what you do, and I'll keep storytiming your nonsense.
I'm gonna hate when this ends, and I really and truly hope to see you do something else after.

>>89878785
I, uh...is he not still wearing his clothes? Or did he just piss himself

>>89879064
Seconded, and having the storytime just before the new comic which calls back to Satan's prophecy all that time ago was nicely fuckin' timed.

>>89879071
It felt really really REALLY good.

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>>89878692
awesome gob.

>>89879105
Had no idea he was even finished with it.
Happy accident.

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>>89879071
>Or did he just piss himself

>>89879107
>>89879137
Is that it? Fourth-last panel seems to suggest the opposite emotion, guess Pasq is just a weirdo

>>89879071
Anon, you are too innocent to be here.

>>89879064
Thank you so much!

And thank you to everyone who took the time to read this goofy thing, whether you dug it or not. HOPEFULLY you dug it.

I hope the remaining comics come together to form a satisfying ending.

Peace, love, and hot dogs. <3 <3 <3

>>89878692
I KNEW YOU WERE PLANNING THIS, YOU GLORIOUS MOTHERFUCKER

>>89879180
Considering how far along he was when this storytime started, Gob must have gone into maximum overdrive to get this out in time.

It's not even on the site yet.

>>89879176
I have the utmost faith in you.

Now, since the storytime has ended, and we've read this all together, I have one more question for all of you.

Who is the true best girl?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12328190

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>>89879235
>It's not even on the site yet
We get exclusive perks here
btw whoever owns this sketch thanks for scanning

I'm computerally inept, is there a print collection of this anywhere?

>>89879235
what a cool fucking dude

http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?page_id=2288
Looks like Gob is overdue for a book. Depending on how long the last arc is.

>>89879394
http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?page_id=2288

>>89878692

Oh shit thx Gob

>>89878650

Gob, did he mean cuz it's against his nature to not be an asshole, and thus couldn't stop her?

>>89879643
Pretty much.

Gob, does Grail have any ideas of making her own comic?

>>89879671

Gob I hope you don't mind if I ask

can you draw Trisssh in the virgin killer sweater

>>89879671

Hey Gob, we ever gonna get an ebook of It Hurts? I wanna read this shit on the go when I'm bored.

>>89879870
Save it all yourself like I did.
And no, I wont let you download it.

>>89879707
Grail has lots of ideas but her full-time job is demanding and she's worried that she wouldn't be able to commit to regularly updating a webcomic. At the moment, she's helping me out with IT HURTS with designs, additional art, and general advice.

She also has more IT HURTS-related ideas for side comics (which makes me super happy of course).

>>89879818
I'm afraid that might be beyond my skillset haha. I'll leave that one up to your imagination or if any fan artists wish to make this, you have my blessing of course.

>>89879870
I'll have to look into that. I know it's an option with Createspace.

>>89879907
Well, I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that we're always down for more of her work. Whatever she gives us will be great.

>>89878692
I've just read this entire story time, holy shit what a ride. Thanks dude!

>>89879952
You a new reader?

>>89879975
Yep. Started on the first thread last night before I went to sleep, got to around 140ish then read the rest today. What a ride.

>>89880044
Cool. Glad I got a few more fans with the storytime.

>>89880044

Well let me say this to you welcome to hell

Your gonna love it

>>89880070

Gob did you story time this yourself