It Hurts!! Storytime Part 2

File: It Hurts!! (215b).png (712KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

712KB, 980x1268px

Looks like Gob forgot to color Pasqualo and left him grey.
Surely that's what happened.

File: It Hurts!! (218.5b).png (890KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

890KB, 980x1268px

>That last panel

File: pizzatown.png (97KB, 878x639px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 878x639px

Someone in the last thread asked how many books I sold. I'd say it's a hundred-something each volume.

File: It Hurts!! (222).png (422KB, 980x711px) Image search: [Google]

422KB, 980x711px

>>89850167
Gob, I cant help but noie a distinct lack of Aurora smile in your prison doodle.

>>89850184
God they're cute

>>89850202
And that last panel hits a little too close to home

File: It Hurts!! (224).png (760KB, 980x714px) Image search: [Google]

760KB, 980x714px

>>89850247
It makes for an excellent reaction image.

>>89850268
>and as that disaster of a post stumbled off my fingertips...

>>89850126
>dem white people face

File: It Hurts!! (234).png (521KB, 980x713px) Image search: [Google]

521KB, 980x713px

These flashback comics with Tubsy are all the more poignant now.

>>89850413
who?
;__;

>>89850167
Amazing. What was your initial expectations?

>>89850184
>>89850202
imagine the sex with these two

>>89850457
Oh Gob. You bastard.

Note this strip everyone. Particularly panel 6.
>>89847318
Now note this strip.

Never noticed that before.

>>89850126
>Cool I don't give a shit about that one 'cuz I'm not in it. Don't fucking buy it.
I forgot how on point the humor is.

>>89850167
Thanks for the doodle Gob, keep up the great work. I just started Samurai Jack too, as a first-time watcher. Can safely say I'm officially hyped for next month

>>89850167

Hi Gob please have my gay babies

>>89850638

My fucking sides

Thx Gob

>>89850632
Thank you so much!!
>>89850633
Consider them already in my butt, friendo.
>>89850642
I wish this one was better. I was never that happy with this xmas special. Sorry :(

>>89850653
Eleven vibes

File: It Hurts!! (249a).png (163KB, 980x643px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 980x643px

>>89850605
What does the binary here say, Gob?

I need a break, my face hurts from smiling too much.

File: It Hurts!! (249b).png (727KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

727KB, 980x1268px

>>89850672
>I wish this one was better. I was never that happy with this xmas special
Can't all be winners.

>>89850755
>Binary
where?

File: It Hurts!! (250).png (869KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

869KB, 980x1268px

>>89850778
After this arc, we'll take a little break.

>>89850667
Perfect.

vote for the strawpoll people

http://www.strawpoll.me/12320584

>>89850755
"YOU'RE something I like." The thing he says here:
>>89844867

>>89850359
>>89850373

God, this friendship UUNFF

File: It Hurts!! (254).png (834KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

834KB, 980x1268px

>>89850827
Awwwww.

File: It Hurts!! (256b).png (491KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

491KB, 980x1268px

>>89850875
>Trisssh looks mildly perturbed

File: It Hurts!! (257).png (729KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

729KB, 980x1268px

>>89850919
That's our poop.

File: It Hurts!! (258f).png (685KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

685KB, 980x1268px

And we'll be taking a short recess.
In the meantime, please, talk amongst yourself, and be sure to bother Gob while we got him.

>>89850653
oh shiet nigga

>>89850983
I feel, like I need that 3rd panel hung in my living room and title it. The Depths of Anger.

>>89850667
Oh....shit, nigga.

>>89851138
>"In the Asshole of the Enemy"

>>89850711
Is Jennifer in her 50's or something?

>>89850887
>>89850904
>>89850919
PUPPER

NO

>>89850983
fucking beautiful

I've read this all before but I'm curious, any first timers here?

This was probably my least favourite arc, too many characters to juggle alongside the action - but Poop's sacrifice was really beautiful.

I'm still disappointed we haven't gotten to see Aurora beat something up with her powers yet!

>>89851441
Me

>>89851482
Did my masterful trickery deceive you? Were you surprised at 100?

>>89851172
Sounds about right. She's around the same age as Pasq's Dad, however old that is.

>>89851505
Dad-Aged

>>89851500
You had me at Allison

>>89851443
She messed up Jennifer's orbital strike, but yea that's about it.

>>89851441
nother one, and probably 5 others who were curious from the last thread based on the ip count.

So, Gob, does the idea of some fuck from Mississippi storytiming your comic on an Australian Digeridoo website fill you with warm fuzzies?

File: It Hurts!! (259).png (578KB, 980x698px) Image search: [Google]

578KB, 980x698px

Back at it.

I really wish you would have kept her tooth knocked out, Gob.

File: It Hurts!! (262).png (453KB, 980x705px) Image search: [Google]

453KB, 980x705px

This fourth panel is probably my favorite.

>>89851632
>Jen's extendo eye recording Pasqualo's resurrection
>Maddie hiding behind Trisssh
>Trisssh licking Pasqualo
>Jojo reference
>Marlon
Great strip.

>>89851548
The warmest and coziest of fuzzies. The ones lining my ratty-ass hoodie I've been wearing for years.

File: It Hurts!! (265).png (538KB, 980x707px) Image search: [Google]

538KB, 980x707px

>>89851714
>Touched his wiener
Straight to Hell.

>>89851829
>Panel 3

The birth of an era.

File: It Hurts!! (273).png (579KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

579KB, 980x1268px

>>89851847
>Cheese forgive me
I sprinkle that into conversations from time to time.

>>89851971
>Be me
>Drink Alcohol for the first time since I was 16 last night
>Those last 3 panels
FUCK!

File: It Hurts!! (282).png (493KB, 980x704px) Image search: [Google]

493KB, 980x704px

>>89851990
>Aurora magicks her farmer hat
Simply wonderful

Also new arc, and this one contains one of the creepiest motherfucks I've ever seen.

File: It Hurts!! (286).png (722KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

722KB, 980x1268px

>>89852055
>Hillary for president
You poor, sweet child.

File: It Hurts!! (290).png (478KB, 980x714px) Image search: [Google]

478KB, 980x714px

>>89852125
And here he is.

>>89851618
pshh
that fucking mom

File: It Hurts!! (310).png (859KB, 980x1397px) Image search: [Google]

859KB, 980x1397px

Whoever's bumping the old thread, thanks.

File: It Hurts!! (312b).png (798KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

798KB, 980x1268px

>>89852538
Such a memorable death.

>>89851764
best guy so best

>>89852613
Who the fuck is that cat?

File: Chapter 5.png (16KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 980x1268px

Taking another little break.

>>89851929
i swear this pair is gonna be the end of my sides and heart

>>89851971
Coolest loli

>>89851959
>fifth panel

>no way fag

>>89852167
I just realized that after the kiss, Pasq was more openly into Katie than she was with the rest of the scenes with him.

>>89853125
>I just realized this foreshadows Pasqualo killing his mom with his butt
Gob is the absolute best at peppering hints to future plot points organically.

>>89852505
>Uncle Grandpa meets Johnny Test

>>89852538
it's a great injustice that Trisssha's never getting some

File: It Hurts!! (331a).png (674KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

674KB, 980x1268px

I love how Jen looks.

File: It Hurts!! (331g).png (830KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

830KB, 980x1268px

>>89853537
>couldn't hit a rhino
Gob you bastard

File: It Hurts!! (331.5).png (903KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

903KB, 980x1268px

We'll be right back with your regularly scheduled program.

>>89853735
>The sheer craftsmanship.
I fucking love moments like this.

>>89853625
oh fuck

>>89853797
Beautiful

File: It Hurts!! (337).png (973KB, 980x1425px) Image search: [Google]

973KB, 980x1425px

Well, guys. I didnt expect it, but I'm pretty tired.
So, We'll finish up tomorrow.

Thanks all for tuning in. Thanks, Gob for making the comic and hanging out.

We'll start tomorrow with a flashback arc, and hopefully, we can trick more people into getting their dick blown off with issue 100.

>>89854149
Thanks anon. This comic is so much better than it has any right to be.

>>89854149
Thank you anon. You made my morning. Bookmarked the site so I can buy it once I get a job again. Cheers!

File: My Very Own Birthday Prison Napkin.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>89854225
That is a very accurate description of this comic.
Go, I don't know what fucking black magic you wield.

And if you want to read at your own leisure, you can continue from this link:

http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=intermission-god-dammit-its-a-fucking-flashback-arc

>>89854264
No problem.

Haven't been in a fun post apocalyptic harem ride since the Y last man story time. Thanks OP

File: Best Worst Mom.jpg (62KB, 482x368px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 482x368px

The Rap Battle is still the best arc.

When is Worst Mom coming back unarmored?

>>89854338
>Go, I don't know what fucking black magic you wield.
What?

>>89854338
screw that, i wanna be reading on /co/ for the ride.

Hi folks! I just wanted to say thank you for storytiming this comic. I'm going to snoozeville. If this is still going while I wake up, I'll pop back in! :)

>>89851777
hahaaaa what is this fucking comic
why am i still awake
nice holy trips

This comic is terrible but since it's made with LOVE it's great.

>>89854827
I meant to say Gob, and that he wields some sort of black magic to make his comic better than it should be.
As I said, I'm tired.

>>89855103
It's not terrible. The death of Jennifer marks a turning point in the story. You will see.

But, it is made with tremendous LOVE

File: HUG ME ONEE-CHAN.png (76KB, 500x366px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 500x366px

>>89855103
sometimes that's all you need

>>89855175
>I meant to say Gob, and that he wields some sort of black magic to make his comic better than it should be.
>As I said, I'm tired.
Oh thank Christ! I thought I got some sort of legendary gets and couldn't see them for some reason. Glad to see I'm not going crazy.

File: 1474600676584.jpg (5KB, 162x131px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 162x131px

>Hell arc

>comic grinds to a halt and turns to shit

File: Trisssh being cute as fuck..png (42KB, 748x712px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 748x712px

>>89855364
>implying
It Hurts has a cycle.

Gag-A-Day, status quo nonsense, followed by a huge shift. Then, right back to Gag-A-Day.

It happened at the beginning, before the hellbeast, before the Jen rap battle, at the timeskip, at the space rhinos and it's happening now.
You get a little tired of it in the moment, but the shift is well worth the wait. The Hell arc might seem particularly halted because he's actually putting a lot of work into it. Hell, Grail's been helping out too.

>>89855364
What are you talking about?

We're about to get an Assault on Heaven Arc!

>>89854149
Funny that Katie loves herself more than she loves Pasq compared to the other girls

page 8 this won't do bump

Last bump before bed

brump

>>89851714
>Poop licked his wiener
>Gets sent to Hell

Deepest fucking lore

>>89852702
It's a polecat.

>>89852702
What Cat? There's no cat on that page dude.

>>89850934
>>89850109

the perfect pitch

Gotta love them callbacks, Gob.

>>89854149
Time for a flashback arc

>>89853472
>>89853493
>>89853514
>>89853552
>>89853570
>>89853598
>>89853625
This is the absolute best.
The first time I tried reading it through I had to pause every couple of minutes to catch my breath from laughing too hard.

Good morning buddies <3

>>89864215

Morning

>>89864215
nearing midnight here but good morning

If Gob isn't a hack and makes the comic exactly 500 strips the storytimes can be done in 2 threads without reaction images

>>89864215
Good morning Gob! Do you do any cons or anything? I'd love to come sometime and get a picture of Trisssh doodled on a prison napkin in person.

>>89865242
I haven't done any cons yet. :( I'd love to do them some day!

I do, however, *go* to cons from time to time! Mostly Fanime in San Jose. I've gone to Wondercon in San Fran before, too.

One of these days I oughtta just get a table at some artist alley or something. I'd just feel like a horse's ass sitting there with my goofy looking stuff next to actual talented people haha.

>>89865328
You should totally do one! I even got the dolphin shirt to wear, too

>>89865540
Oh shit! Thank you! That's so awesome! I'd love to meet you and draw Trisssh on a prison napkin for you <3 <3 <3 <3

>>89865589
It would be worth the road trip from the east coast. I got the both books and the Dolphin shirt, so their would be plenty of shit to sign. How many more books will there be? 1-2 more?

File: Dem eyes.png (66KB, 200x279px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 200x279px

>>89865589

Trisssh a best. I'm not sure if even you the creator can understand the waifu you have wrought.

>>89865674
That, my friend, is a good question! 2-3 books might make sense. I wouldn't want you to drive all that way, haha! I'm from New Jersey and have lots of family and friends over there, so maybe next time I go out there I'll organize a hangout thingie. A meet-and-greet of sorts? I dunno haha.
>>89865748
Awww thank you! I love Trisssh. There's something about her personality that makes her so fun to write. I, personally, imagine her as really really gross. But she thinks she's sexy. But deep down she also thinks she's ugly. Plus she's insanely smart and she's a murder machine. Such fun.

>>89865901
So since we basically leaving hell now, can we get some more info on Trisssh, or is that still spoilery? Is she from hell like the hellbeast and such? She seems nearly impervious to pain, and plus she's such a neurotic qt at times.

>>89865983
She's not from hell. Me and Grail talked about this and this is what makes sense to me as of now: Trisssh lived in sort of a fantasy-parallel version of New Jersey before the apocalypse. She and all the other gorgons lived in sort of a network of caves. When the talent show kaboom happened, Trisssh was like, "whoa." and suddenly she could roam the world that Pasqualo grew up in.

File: 1458008916720.jpg (142KB, 700x900px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 700x900px

>>89866198
Ah, I see... but since she got teleported in, or is a monster or whatever, she knew about Aurora being responsible for it and who she is?

Speaking of, why did that never come up? Was Pasq really the guy to try and awkwardly sidle through a year or so of cohabitation without every asking what the hell Trisssh or Aurora really are?

I mean I could see it, but still.

>>89865901
Was Pasq lying when he said Trisssh was hot then, or are his tastes just really varied?

>>89851990
Gob really likes The Walking Dead doesn't he

>>89866348
Trisssh's kind had their own history and legends and stuff. I imagine every monster race had some sort of prophecy they believed in or at least heard of regarding the apocalypse.

I think there were some conversations that happened during the time skip. Trisssh probably blabbed a bunch of stuff at Pasqualo when they went out for ice cream together or something.

As for Aurora, Pasqualo sorta held on to his own meaning for what she is. She spent her time at the farm with the kids mostly. But she can sense when Pasqualo's down and shows up to cheer him up. And Pasq would mostly just go on about his feelings and stuff. He's kinda self-absorbed like that.

>>89866781
No, he's into Trisssh. He loves that she's strange-looking and loves that she has the hots for him. Plus he's best friends with a girl that smells like 100x garbage smell, so Pasq doesn't mind that awful reptile odor.

>>89864377
nope. lots of strips are more than 1 page.

>>89852109
that last panel is making me strangely aroused

>>89866948
Would cyborg Pasq have survived being egg'd by Trisssh?
Wish we saw her forcefully make out with him but alas

>>89866948
Hey Gob
What is it about Katie's nose that makes her so fucking adorable?
Also fuck you for what happened to her in comic 423. She didn't deserve that ;_;

File: bg-dadpainting.png (719KB, 563x751px) Image search: [Google]

719KB, 563x751px

Hey guys, OP here. Just woke up. Gonna continue shortly.

>tfw just caught up with hell
>tfw can't stop screaming externally

File: AAAA.png (30KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 980x1268px

And we're back to it.

File: It Hurts!!!! (338).png (434KB, 980x699px) Image search: [Google]

434KB, 980x699px

How is everyone?

>>89867681
Mark is the greatest of all time

>>89853913
>>89853933
>>89853946
>Because I'm the biggest asshole in the universe. Always have been.
>And I always will be.

File: It Hurts!!!! (355).png (759KB, 980x1268px) Image search: [Google]

759KB, 980x1268px

This strip was the one that finally got me to read this. Saw it posted on here, and finally decided to check it out.

>>89867821
That last frame is beautiful because of the background.

So laden with implication but you didn't cheap out and do the reveal.

Wonderful.

>>89867655
SAVAGE

>>89850169
Allyrora best ship