They can't keep getting away with thisAlso next episode previews are out: https://youtu.be/ORL_rhkUzSQ
>>89812138
hey marco, want to do lots of cleaving my portal open with your scissors and blow me out over and over until I get hekapregnant? I'm boiling over right. now.
"lol no way fag"
>>89813068
MAXIMUM POTTERY.
>>89813068
Looks like Star is having enough of his shit.
Anyone have the Omnitraxis concept art?
So how does Marco's aging fit in with him becoming Toffy later?
>>89813150
>>89813189
Wouldn't mind him to be goddamn Azathoth.
>>89813068
Thank mewni for marcapoo
>>89813068
>>89813189
I love that water beard
>>89812138
Well I tried my hand at writing something up. I only have MS Paint at my disposal so I hope this is at least decent looking.
>>89813189
>not picking the chaos elemental
for shame
>>89813068
Can we really blame him?
>>89813068
Man, I love this show's mythos.
>>89813273
That some good shit anon
Picture from new trailer
>>89813368
Thank you, glad to have given it a shot for the new best ship.
>>89813189
>Tentacle monster of the void
really scratches the ol' stem
>>89813189
What about Lekmet/Baphomet magical goat guy?
>>89813383
Is Janna wearing a MAGA hat?
>>89813068
>she's getting angrier
so does she explode in starcrushed?
>>89813383
>"Shoo, Janna! Go back to the background where you belong!"
weird, Carl Weathers doesn't have his role up on his imdb but I'm more confused that the profile pic is the action figure he voiced in a Toy Story short
>>89813426
dont be ridiculousits my MAGA hat
>>89813440
No, she curls up into a pit of despair and needs her girl friends to cheer her up.
Hekapoo wants hecka dick.
>>89813415
>>89813304
unless you're on soul reaper task there's no reason to pick chaos elemental
>>89813068
>30 year old Marco is a hunk
>>89813068
>they're getting progressively more T H I C C
I like where this is going
>>89813482
I want Hekapussy
>>89813426
Based
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BQUhnf7FSmM/
Looks like they had fun knowing they're reenacting a scene from the series where no one in the world except them and a few others have seen.
No one posted these yet?
>>89813383
>>89813566
>>89813572
>>89813068
>Carl Weathers
i can't stop thinking on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2PlqXw03Y
>>89813583
>>89813595
>>89813383
>>89813572
>>89813595
can you guys link the full trailer please?
>>89813595
MORE
>>89813638
Only on TV right now if anyone has link be nice though.
>Friendly reminder Starco fans are cucks who will take any scene where the ship is clearly dead and try to turn it into evidence they are right
Examples: Marco kissed Jackie... for Star! Marco chased a hot fire girl whom he built a deep friendship and bond with for 16 years of his life... ALL 16 years, for Star!
And soon to be added; Marco will fuck Jackie, Hekapoo, Janna, and Ponyhead... foooor Star.
>>89813189
Man, I love when Daron gets to draw some wild, magical creature. They always look so interesting and personal to her style, her imagination must be wild.
>>89813714
>>89813626
>Father time appears again
feels good man
>>89813696
>built a deep friendship and bond with for 16 years of his life
That's not all they built
>>89813488
Fucking hell, that's metal as fuck
10$ on the fact that he is the ringleader of the High Commission Council
>>89813733
oh no too cute
>>89813733
Willing to bet the magical counsel is filled with either gods or demigods who manage an aspect of magic in the universe.
Omnitrix is space time and Hecapoo is dimensional travel. Glosarick is probably magic
>>89813754
I'm thinking this too since all the other members seem to be getting their own episodes.
>>89813696
Starcofags, when will they learn
>>89813733
>yfw cat star ends up in a ship with Marco
>once again ahead of star
>>89813754
I'm betting with you.
>"Crystal Clear": Rhombulus senses an anomaly in the universe's magic, and when he suspects Star is the source he brings them to the Chancellor of the Magical High Commission.
>Chancellor
>>89813733
Daww.
>>89813488
>>89813801
>That hooded figure art
>Chancellor you say?
>>89813801
Could be, he did try to cover the goat guy when the crystal that he trapped Glossaryck in exploded.
>>89813797
Star is a cuck through and through; even to herself
>>89813775
and what about Rhombulus? will he be the creator of wands crystal or shit like that?
I wonder if they gonna keep going along with the whole 'Marco remembers the 16-years' thing.
Could be quite fun if Marco is suddenly more competent and mature due to the years, might have some jokes with him not being able to do his moves probably but still have some experience from it.
>>89813754
>>89813801
considering Lekmet (that's the name of a goat guy) seems incapable of speaking, that would be particulary interesting to witness
>>89813733
>yfw the Star Cat has better chances in winning the MarcoBowl than Star
STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!CUTE AND PERFECT!
So, think it's fair by this point to confirm that Marco is going to go full Monster Warlord, between the
>Monster Pen-I mean, love
comment and his new status as 16 years experienced barbarian hero?
>>89813862
>>89813837
>yfw he speaks ominous telepathically to Star
>>89813273
His eyes on the original pic aren't that focused. Make the left one go slightly more to the left.
>>89813273
Why isn't this getting way more recognition, this is perfect
>>89813754
>>89813794
Lekmet will probably be the master of dark magic or something like that, with the dark magic in the show and all, also since he looks like Baphomet, so that might be a clue.
>>89813862
>Lekmet is physically mute
>He communicates by staring at someone like a goat, while a sinister demonic voice talks in the background
>>89813801
Space time is no trivial thing so it makes sense for him to be high up
>>89813801
I hope Hekapoo is there.
>>89813962
>>89813914
>>89813944
>He communicates by staring at someone like a goat, while a sinister demonic voice talks in the background
My guess is he'll talk directly to Star about her using dark magic.
>>89813566
>>89813583
>Dat skwurrll
Lack of tits and the fact that this is a circa 2016 era cartoon leaves me skeptical that it's a girl and not a transman.
Won't fap until I see proof pussy.
>>89813972
don't we all
>>89813972
Same, but in the background with no lines.
>>89813962
>Never forget when I taught you how to FUCK!
>>89813753
that design feels more haphazardly thrown together than the other two
>>89814017
I hope she's there and asks Star to give her regards to Marco.
>>89814031
>self inserting as Marco
Why????????
>>89813972
>I hope Hekapoo is there
>Oh, hey Marco~
>She blows a kiss towards him
>>89813893
And deader than roadkill. Rip in fucking pieces
>Hekapoo never paid much attention to humans before
>Marco shows up and spends 16 years showing how badass and hot they can be
>She develops a human fetish
>Marco is taking too long so she travels around Earth fucking a bunch of people
>Her dimensional scissors let her come to our Earth and fuck you
>>89814053
>Starco fag: "Everyone shipping Marco not with Star is fucking self inserting!"
Stay cucked
This Disney XD recap of the first week of new episodes on Instagram shows a clip of adult Marco and Hekapoo while implying a possible romance: https://www.instagram.com/p/BQWDbCLBX_K/
Pretty much officially confirmed now t b h. They fucked.
>>89813068
I was pretty sure they were going to do a Futurama joke and have the universe be notGod or something. This is better though
>>89814053
>Being a Starcofag
He is 30 so , basically, Starco now is pedo-tier.
>>89814096
meant for
>>89814031
>>89814101
Actually I just realized it's more likely implying Marco considering not returning to Earth, but goddamn is that sequence suggestive anyway.
>>89814093
>implying Marco isn't the only human that can get some of that demon puss
he worked for it he deserves it
So where is Nefcy going with giving the Magic High Commision their own episodes?Is she conditioning us to like them before she kills them off? That's what happens in anime
>>89813797
kek
>>89813919
there is your autism all better now?
>>89813696
>Friendly reminder that anti-Starco fans will take literally any sort of scene that looks like Marco will glance at another girl and turn that into an OTP such as thinking any of these other girls will be endgame
Implying Jackie will show up again before Just Friends
>>89814016
200% HIGHLY FLAMMABLE SEXUAL VIOLENCE
>>89814242
They're delusional teens, ignore them.
>>89814242
>>89814283
>Starcofags in denial
>>89814101
I'm pretty sure that was suggesting "will I go back to Earth" but still yeah, that's pretty much "ha ha we're fucking with you"
A manly man. With Abs
>>89814182
>Magic High Commission=Jedi Council
>Star=Anakin
Go from there.
>>89814061
>Rip in fucking pieces
Stay delusional, cuck.
>>89814301
I don't need to be in denial. I'm right
If they really wanted me to buy that Marco would stay with Jackie, they probably should have had her show her personality before BBtBC and actually show up in 2B outside of the episode featuring her
>>89814254
Is there an uncensored version? Do I need to sign up for Zone's site?
>>89814326
But who's Palpatine?
>>89814145
Nope.
>>89814392
Glossaryck?
>>89813273
>>89814386
It's just a fan edit. I wish Zone made some lewd animations of it though
>>89813696
>whom he built a deep friendship and bond with for 16 years of his life
Was the whole 2 minutes of Hekapoo interaction enough to imply this? I thought it was more like reaching the final boss of a long and arduous campaign to get the scissors.
>>89814301
It's sad that they got cucked so hard they literally try to turn every failure into a song worthy victory. Starco is dead. Never happened - never will
>>89814101
>Perhaps a change of heart
Star just keeps tumbling down tumbling down
>>89814119
>Being a SICK FUCK
>>89814392
The goat guy since he's literally the Chancellor, or Toffee
>[SHIP] IS DEAD. [SHIPPERS] ARE IN DENIAL
God, no one cares. Every ship is cute. At least save your bragging for after the finale.
>>89814427
Nah, you don't sit on the couch of the final boss and have a good talk with them; not one you aren't friendly with. Plus, he gave her Nachos. Nachos! That's basically him giving her his dog. A companion he's had for years, who he was attached to.
>>89814328
Bryan looks like Mac lol
>>89814495
>At least save your bragging for after the finale.
>whereexactlydoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>>89814515
I don't think he wasn't saying they weren't friendly. It had clearly gone from "Marco gets annoyed" to "a friendly romp of adventure" but I'm not sure how you get "deep friendship and bond" though
>>89814515
>you don't sit on the couch of the final boss and have a good talk with them
That's exactly why he did that. He dedicated 16 years of his life to this mission. They have to just step back and reflect and all that shit before it ends. Almost all bosses love to do this for some reaosn.
>>89813919
Who was the artist on this ? 1800 - plague of gripes guy
>>89814543
>Marco's scissors have a fire emblem on them
>Something to remember ger by
Canon. They fucked. She made him a man and kept him from Wizardom.
>>89814574
16 years with hundreds of Hekapoos. I'm sure at some point he needed to stop and talk, even if he would have to eventually "blow" her. 16 years is a long time to talk. Plus, all that talk of impression, the smiles, the eyes, just the whole content air of the scene.
>>89814507
>SICK FUCK ran out of quips
I don't really care about the Hekapoo thing. I just wish he could have kept Nachos at least. Just stuff her in Star's wand or secret closet and have him show up when he needs to ride somewhere
>>89814418
Incredible, anon. I like this version better than the previous one, more succinct.
>>89814418
That's pretty good anon, nice job.
>>89814101
>Sent on a sixteen year journey that transformed him from a boy into a man
>change of heart
Yeah, this probably isn't getting retconned. This is actually happening. Starco and Jarco fags alike, you might want to pepper your angus.
>>89814182
It just shows how this is such a main character oriented show that it hardly has regular supporting characters and other ones are constantly introduced to put Star and Marco in new situations.
>>89814747
>Yeah, this probably isn't getting retconned. This is actually happening
You can't seriously think that.
>>89814784
>In denial
>Wanting the status quo because fear of change
Cancer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ypLheBtnQ
Here's the promo.
Sorry for the cutoff at the end, it's how Disney XD played the ad On Demand.
>>89814784
Right, because of the very many retcons this show is known for. Right.
>>89814812
>Wanting the status quo
Implying I don't want Marco to have sick sword skills
>>89814101
Hell of a trailer right there.
>>89814826
>Star fails at winning the Marcobowl
>She wins the Ludobowl instead
Damn this show looks really good. Considering Loud House is on hiatus forever now I could give this show a try. Is there any place I could get the mega to all the episodes so far?
>>89814826
HOLY SHIT ALFONZO AND FERGUSON ARE ALIVE
>>89814856
More like because of the very many subplots the show is known for and doesn't really need to add "timeline angst" to that picture
>>89814878
No, Ludo wins Glossaryck
Star might get Rhombulus
>>89814882
>Considering Loud House is on hiatus forever now
I haven't gotten to watch that yet. Why's it on hiatus?
>>89814096
Jackiefags seem to like the ship a lot because The Guy is getting his long time crush to reciprocate instead of some other bullshit you usually see in cartoons.
That kinda sounds like it's coming from a self-insert vein.
>>89814882
>https://www.reddit.com/r/megalinks/search?q=star+evil&restrict_sr=on
Season 1:
https://mega.nz/#F!AcQF2AKY!X8Dh4E_uELp9Qoi0KYu9JA
Could someone else find S2?
>>89814958
It comes off hiatus on February 21st.
>>89813612
I had the exact same thought.
>>89814882
Justgo to kisscartoon . se
>>89814974
Well that and because she's super thicc and hot but that's probably true too
>>89814958
You should, I honestly find it really enjoyable. The characters and their interactions are pretty great. As to why, I have absolutely no idea honestly. Should be returning in like a week or two.
>>89814977
Thanks a bunch for the link
>>89814977
My season 2 individual links seem to not work anymore, was there alternate ones on the booru?
>>89814957SIX SOLAR SWEEPS
>>89814977
I posted it already, last thread.
>>89814977
https://mega.nz/#F!GZpynZAY!BEVzYWbsfuIdZ8n6SCy2ZA!PEJxBIgB
>Baby / Running With Scissors
https://mega.nz/#F!BpBmCKrK!ZAPY6aPCBDkhpztTqJvkUw
>>89813068
>>89815094
I think he has four or so he's been hanging on to somewhere.
>>89815094
>>89815094
>>89815127
I love that this will stick forever
>>89814826
>Marco and Jackie aren't sitting next to each other in class
What a terrible couple
>>89814418
Can you please change 'eyaculate' with something more fire-related, like 'inject fuel' or smth?
>>89814427
>I thought it was more like reaching the final boss of a long and arduous campaign to get the scissors
>reaching the final boss of a long and arduous campaign
Someone make this sexual.
>>89815170
WHERE IS THE NEXT FUCKING PAGE
>>89815175
Like erupt? Anon you need to work on your wordplay.
>>89815094
somebody made a "I just wanted to go to the beach" edit
>>89813726
This is the most generic shit ever dude.
>>89814009
A transman has a pussy, dude.
>>89815202
t. Adventure Time-fag.
>>89813068
Pottery
>>89815202
A water beard and sword antlers are generic?
>>89815180
>to get scissored
WEll it better be with princess marco then!
>>89815172
I don't think they're technically a couple yet, I think Adam mentioned something to that effect in his first Marco Q&A.
>>89815186
Area is busy watching the episodes And shit-posting here on a daily basis, New pages are going to be slow for a while
Now sit down and dont make me Repeat myself orI will hug you tenderly to death Motherfucker
>Marco forgot his password
I felt really sad and I don't know why.
>>89815010
Looks like incest bait.
>>89813426
She's also clasping her hands in a Christian prayer while Star freaks out at her for voting for someone who might get her or Marco's family deported.
>>89815194
Post?
>You are now mentally visualizing a fusion between "washboard-abs future-Marco" and "Princess Marco".
>Washboard-abs bare-midriff princess-Marco
>>89815314
It is only for the sick fucks in the general.
>>89814826
>Star gets Booooed in school
>Sitting in the back with gypsy gal
ONE MORE STEP TO THE DARK SIDE
>>89815244
Cute and perfect
Someone post Marco's hot bod!
>>89815382
Dead. Buried. Friendship is all she can ever achieve
>>89815381
>Booooed
That's "ooooo" anon. Oooooo
>>89815400
Is this really how you spend your time?
>>89815305
It's because his password probably isn't the only thing he forgot. Marco has been irrevocably changed (and scarred) by his experience.
>>89815381
>Star spergs out in school because she can't into math
>boo'd
Ever closer.
>Hekapoo
More like Heck-a-shit!
Nefcy should stop stealing ideas from other cartoons! FUCKING HACK!
>>89815382
i see you offer, and i raise it toPerfect and cute
>>89815430
...Hackapoo?
>>89815430
>Fire elemental princess=Forge Master Semen Demon
Really gets those neurons firin'...
I really REALLY hope there is no inexplicable return to status quo. Marco is literally a 30 year old man in all but body.
Think about it.
If you suddenly woke up and found yourself back in highschool, would you really at all act like the same person?
For that matter isn't it arguable he spent more time with Heka than Star? Got to know her better? I mean. . .16 years. Admittedly, nothing happened in those 16 years so eh.is it realistic to stay with a girl for 16 years and not either have done something with it, or realized you actually aren't romantically interested in them?
>>89815355
I CAN FEEL BONER OVERTAKING ME
>>89815414
They really don't have nothing better to do. Just ignore these pathetic cunts.
>>89815483
Or let me put it in better words.
If you found yourself in a body half your age again, would you still find yourself attracted to girls half your age now?
>>89815430
>not hack-a-shit
One job.
>>89815485
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?
>>89815390
>>89815192
Giving my nationality, it's a wonder that I even understanding other's wordplay.
>>89815305
At least he can ask Janna for it later.
>>89815483
>>89815504
Yes it will because is a cartoon for children.
>>89815483
Are we going to seriously talk about this every day until Monday?
We may never even get acknowledgement again. Are we going to be talking about this every episode wondering "WHY DON'T THEY BRING UP RUNNING WITH SCISSORS"
Hekaboo's tits seem like they will flop out of that dress at any moment.
>>89815382
Are they drowning in tears of Starcofans?
>>89813482
>not a nude photo
Sad!
>>89815390
>>89815504
I mean, even ignoring that if I was put in back in a body going through puberty, i would be going through puberty again and feeling some time of way because chemicals, probably.
>>89815547
You want to talk about Cinnamon faggot? Because we can talk about bullshit or we can talk about the actual show.
>>89815556
exactly
>>89815430
(You)
>>89813595
Do I see a swastika in there?
>>89815584
>5 arms
>curves, not right angles
No? Dumbass.
>>89815579
WE NEED MORE RULE 34 OF HER!
This show is shit!
>>89815576
>You want to talk about Cinnamon faggot?
Why are you getting so mad? I'm just wondering is this all you guys are going to bring up? And if we never get it, will you keep bringing it up all the time?
>>89815430
Woah there lad, Heckapoo has a personality.
>>89815416
>Marco begins to show signs of forgetting his adventures with Star
NEFCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>89815556
I'm sure Marco's aggressive pursuit of her made them flop out several times.
https://www.mediafire.com/?qqkrb05946g1p9y
Latest version of the Starco folder
3068 files, 98 folders, 1.12 GB, and a revised overhaul to the folder/navigation overall.
Enjoy yourselves.
>>89815663
Holy jesus anon
>>89815663
So.
Any chance you've got.
You know.
A Manna folder that us outcast plebians can have?
C H U B B Y
A R M S
>>89815620
Gotchu anon
>>89815663
>1.12 GB
What the fuck
Writers have pulled this off before.
Remember how Timmy Turner is canonically 50+ years old and still acts exactly the same?
>>89815314
It's only incest bait if you want it to be incest bait.
>>89815714
YES
If you spend 16 years with a girl but never dated her at least once, it's pretty obvious you weren't really romantically interested in them.
It'd be even more ridiculous to think you'd somehow be interested them even more after you leave them.
>>89815714
Artist name?
>>89815723
I guarantee you that this will never be touched on again except with minor nods and I'd honestly prefer it that way because it's unleashed a level of autism that's too much even for this fandom. it's to the point I can't even enjoy the episode anymore
>yfw in season 3 they swap the colors of Star vs the Forces of Evil logo.
>First promo is the announcer saying Star is back! In Star vs The Forces of Good?
>>89815783
You could flip a coin about it
>>89815696
Sorry, I've been working on this folder since I first started watching the show in 2015. This version and the last version I uploaded took months because of the sheer amount of organizable content and things to organize. I never had time for Manna, even though I did like it second best for the most part.
That's just a job someone else will have to do.
Is there a Hekapoo fanfic? I want to read it and jerk off to my self insert fucking Hekapoo.
>>89815698
>>89815714
>>89815579
>>89814543
>>89814254
>>89813403
Oh god yes, moar like this.
>>89814454
Starco is canon
The moon said so
>>89814826
GLOSSARYCK HAS THREE MANBOOBS
IS THERE ANY BRAKES ON YOUR TRAIN OF WEIRD SEXUAL FANTASIES, NEFSY?
>>89815783
I'm pretty sure the reason they made this episode is because they want to have a reason of why he can eventually use a sword or bring out a bitching dragon bike where him and Star ride it to fight Ludo/Toffee for the final time. They just wanted to introduce it in a funny, over the top way .
>>89814048
I dunno, I kind of like the way she sort of resembles his mom. That outfit is garbage, though.
>>89815723
>is canonically 50+ years old
When did that happen? Wishing to be older doesn't count
>>89815518
So what exactly is Hekapoo?
>>89815904
At some point he made a "secret wish" that basically stopped the flow of time in Dimsdale for ~50 years
>>89814061
Seriously? Marco's been away for 16 years when she shows up. He's like "OMG Star!" and immediately runs over to hug her. Star is the only thing from his old life that Marco DIDN'T forget.
>>89815921
A shitty waifu.
>>89815921
A semon demon.
>>89815921
a semen demon
>>89815430
At least you can sex the Hekapoo
>>89815648
Again, Star is the only part of Marco's old life that he DIDN'T forget.
>>89815714
>>89815921
SEMEN DEMON
>>89815967
Beat you by 4 seconds.
>>89815921
It's simple to say that she's a demon, but she doesn't have more than two eyes, and her horns are different from Tom's and she has those spines on her arms.
I'm guessing that she's probably some type of flame sprite or fire pixie.
>>89815921
I'd say demon ruler of all dimensions till she got bored and starting making keys for a few to hop between them for shits and giggles.
>>89815942
The only thing Marco has been shown to actually have forgotten right now is his password. He probably would have forgotten more stuff, but it's not like Star is literally the ONLY thing he remembers.
>>89815921
Semen Demon
Alright, lads, something I've been thinkin' about since watching Running with Scissors:
So Marco spent 16 years chasing Heckapoo and we're all knotted up because
>paedophelia
>he's an adult man how can he relate
Which, aye, it's kinda true? Except:
He spent 16 years with a 14 year old's education and social grace. Those 16 years he spent learning to fight and speak languages and be a bad-ass were not years that he probably spent emotionally developing. If anything, he was in some serious arrested development, and he probably had a 14 year old's mind in a 30 year old body. A lot of time passed but I'd imagine Marco didn't do a lot of growing up. So maybe it's not that weird.
>>89814826
Here's hoping we get a view of Evil Star in that ep
>>89815921
Toms sister.
Next episode where Tom turns up, Hekapoo is going to step out of the shower mid-conversation, to rekindle the love triangle.
>>89815921
A goddamn time abyss. Unless she regularly leaves her "home" dimension for extended periods of time on the reg for other business, this bitch's age is best expressed in eons.
>>89815991
consarnit
>>89815921
>So what exactly is Hekapoo?
My new sexual fantasy, duh.
>>89816024
>Not Tom's mom
HEKAPOO FANFIC WHEN!
>>89815608
>>89815618
ignoring the 5th arm, all the arms are 90 degrees away from each other, and aside from one hand, they all are 90 degrees counter clockwise
>>89815430
Cept Kick a Pooh Corner is actually good at what she does.
>>89815921
semon demon
>>89815921
Semen demon who managed to make Ponyhead want to avoid her craziness
man what if pony head was just
not in the show
>>89813068
There is no way they didn't have sex at some point while he was living with her
>>89816013
This is not how things work in real life. Becoming an adult has nothing to do with going to college or dating star butterfly. Traveling the universe, fighting for his life, and presumably saving a lot of people (since he's marco fucking diaz) is definitely a fast track to adulthood.
>>89815921
Marco's gf
>>89815921
Fire Pixie. Maybe a Salamander.
>>89813068
>they didn't get black science meme man to voice omnitraxus
Disappointing
>>89816126
He wasn't living with her you dip. They probably still fucked tho.
>>89816126
please tell me there's a follow up...
>>89816123
Better show
>>89815663
Reminds me of how the other day I realized my Star vs folder was getting a bit large and decided to sort it by subject. Then I realized 80% of the pics went into the Starco folder. And I was too lazy to do any further sorting.
>>89816123
>no Jenny Slate
blasphemy
>>89815714
You JUST KNOW he did something with all those demon clones
>>89816154
I think it's fair to say that at some point he would've seduced and fucked her just so he could try and blow her out while she was blowing him.
And no doubt she then gang banged him with clones.
>>89816126
Why does everyone keep implying they spent much actual time together?
This came across more as a 16-year game of "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego" involving a shitload of lonesome travel and the occasional defeat of a clone, not him crashing at her place while he chases clones around on the weekends.
>>89813572
>blue fat hairy leg quadruple manboob
Somewhere, this is somebody's fetish.
>>89816180
She ruined Parks and Rec
>>89815921
semen demon
>>89816015
>Star: Ah I'm adorable
>You won't be for very long
> Next thing shown is a sad, or corrupted Star
>Marco will end up leaving Jackie and Star at the end
>He ends up with Hekapoo instead
>yfw
>>89816192
>not him crashing at her place while he chases clones around on the weekends
That's what I got from it atleast.
>>89815921
A demon of some sort. A really, REALLY old demon given that the way time flows in her dimension, 1 year on Earth is literally A MILLION YEARS there.
She's probably like as old as the universe, but eternally a teenager.
Ok so what is up with her arms? Is it like fur or spiked skin or what? It weirds me outshe's still waifu tho
>>89816197
I think of spent enough time on the autist parts of the internet like deviantart and furaffinity in my youth to actually say: No, this actually isn't anyone's fetish. Thank God.
>>89816123
She has been decent whenever the focus hasn't been in her like in Sleepover and Running with Scissors.
>>89816243
>>89816243
>no polyamory ending
Meh. What's the point of trans-dimensional waifus throwing themselves at you if you can't have them all?
>>89815485
IT IS A GOOD PAIN!
>>89816275
Isn't it obvious?She's horny.
>>89816261
kys
>>89816197
>>89816278
>>89816192
Carmen was a tease of massive proportions. No doubt Heckapoo would be similar. All part of what became a weird bit of flirting with them.
>>89816179
Believe me, the assorting was nothing but pain. I probably redid it at least 10 times, and that includes having to rearrange the images too.
It's even worse when you just take one quick visit to the Starco tag on Pinterest, then suddenly you're seeing an image you haven't seen before, you have to save that, but then the source is a source you haven't searched before, and then you have to search all over that, but then you look at the related images on the Pinterest page you opened, and see that there's even more stuff you didn't save there, and then you realize there's a Russian Facebook page dedicated to Starco, and they have stuff that's just flat out never posted in western sites, and then you have to complete it with the quick trip to Tumblr's Star-vs as well as Starco tags (since sometimes an image that qualifies will be in one tag but not the other) and then make the occasional trip to Pixiv and make your way through masses of crude porn you're not going to save until you find something you will.
It's a tiring process.
>Mfw I subconsciously went to Pinterest for one second and am going through that whole process again right now even though I just finished a whole folder upload
>>89816296
That's not very kind.
>>89816254
I can picture them having a truce every now and then to have some "fun".
>>89816059
>Tom: Hey mom
>Marco: Mom....
>Hekapoo: Opps forgot to mention I'm Tom's mother. Not sorry
>Marco: But we did things!
>Hekapoo: we sure did
>>89816243
As long as Janna isn't included, then I'm fine with it.
>>89816303
Yeah, the sort of arch-nemesis "I'll get you next time" fist shaking that gradually shifted tone from one rare encounter tot he next. A lot of people are acting like they practically roomed together.
>>89816146
funny how two days ago it was an entirely different character
>>89816339
Wow Marco cucks him, then fucks his mom, that's cold.
>>89813068
Are they just going to drop this by next episode orr what?
That or it's like one of those Star Trek episodes where O'brian is in a torture loop that lasts for years and then he gets out and next episode they're back to Keiko treating him like shit.
>>89816284
>Custom Robo
my African-American companion!
>>89816368
8 minutes is a long time
>>89816368
16 years is a long ass time.
>>89815175
Stoke her furnace?
Bellow her forge?
What was the moral of Trickstar?
>>89816418
>>89816443
According to the recap, the episode's purpose was to show that more magical beings are sneaking into Earth
>>89816443
That even when Star's right she's wrong
>>89816355
mah boy
>>89816443
>>89816462
What this guy said, plus you can't just do crazy shit without telling anyone and just expect everyone to go along with it.
Omnitraxus: Space time
Hecakpoo: Dimensions
Glosyrick: Magic
>>89816464
seems about right
>>89816443
don't trust midgets
>>89816126
The real question is, how many clones were involved at once?
I'm sure there was times he offered a little "you blow me, I don't blow you" deal.
>>89816497
is Glossaryck even a part of the Counsil?
>>89813273
That was... too descriptive.
>>89816423
>>89816433
Thanks to these anons we now know that
'ass' = 16 years - 8 mins
>>89816462
I have to wonder how Earth has remained as relatively unspoiled by extradimensional shenanigans as it has, considering its existence is fairly common knowledge in other dimensions.
Probably something between it being treated like a nature preserve where there's a loose agreement not to mess with it too hard, or being too backwater/mundane for anyone to even care about conquering it or whatever.
>>89816405
It should be obvious that it's a yes because these kinds of episodes are usually never touched on again not to mention that it adds nothing to the story to have Marco angst about what he did in another dimension that one episode. Anyone who think this will have a lasting impact beyond a few minor things is autistic.
>>89816405
If it wasn't bridge crew prime then the plot wasn't important. Heck many secondary crew had better one offs than Riker and none of that mattered.
Where did this whole comparison between Paradise Lost and Star come from anyway?
I GUEES I could kind of see where you're coming from with that apple scene.
>>89814182
So, I showed my mum "Running with Scissors" just because, and she was caught completely off guard by Marco's aging up and she lost her shit laughing at Star admiring Marco's abs.
>>89816544
Yes, otherwise they wouldn't have sucked him to their meeting
>>89815921
succubi
>>89816571
I'm also thinking it's too mundane for most to be interested in it, and maybe doesn't really have anything other dimensions are lacking anyway (especially since many have magic).
Hence why on Mewni it's regarded as safe enough for Star to train there and Mina to be sent there by her doctor.
>>89816576
Yea because Orc Teacher isn't still a thing that comes up.
>>89816601
It all started when they played Dies Irae in one of the Star vs ads. At that point it was just connecting dots. The whole theory gets posted every so often.
>>89816601
>>89816601
Because Marco lived out nearly two decades in the span of 8 minutes which is similar to how Picard lived an entire lifetime in an instance
>>89816576
>If it isn't directly related to Star, it isn't important and will be retconned. Only Star can experience things as more than a static character.
This doesn't really happen here, if you haven't been watching.
>>89815360
Yeah, their threads are a bunch of pedos in denial.
>>89815921
a filthy prostitute
>>89816562
>That was... too descriptive.
That's the point anon.
how many characters will cuck Star
>>89816714
Nice
>>89813753
Plot twist: All those kids are from the same universe. Marco can't keep it in his pants.
>>89815921
Marco's personal baby maker
>>89816722
at this pace - every single one of them
>>89816784
kek
>>89816497
What about Lekmet? He looks like he could be a final boss
>>89816821
Lekmet: Evil balancer?
>>89816784
>grabbing him by the dick
Nefcy can't keep getting away with this
Is it Heckapoo or Hekapoo?
>>89816571
>>89816638
>Human technological advancements started to worry Mewmans and other creatures.
>They think it's how humans do magic
Reminder anti-Starco fags are just hardcore Starco fags looking to create "discussion" in threads that otherwise would just be massive circlejerks over Starco being canon.
>>89816841
I was thinking he would suit Dark Magic mastery.
>>89816722
Star is not a cuck because in the end she end up forever and ever with Marco and that's the most important, it doesn't matter how many flings Marco had before because they're nothing serious
>>89816862
God bless them.
>>89816847
Hekapoo. I checked the credits.
>>89816862
What else do we have to dicuss? There's already enough Heckaposting and lore discussion.
Of course ships have to be the third topic in this thread.
Starco is the best ship still
>>89816847
It's Hellashit censored to meet broadcast standards
>>89816862
>>89816639
>>89816706
You tards are getting as bad as you did with the monster arm autism. Yes the show has continuity but it's minor for most things things, the show isn't going to dwell on the fact Marco spent 16 hyper years for an episode as a major plot point. Please, kill yourselves
How did Star manage to not spend 16 years finding Marco?
>we will never see busty, mature, 30-year-old warrior princess Star
>>89816871
could be since he looks like the devil
>>89816821
>Goat-reaper of souls.
>>89816919
>>89816914
I'm sure he is based on Baphomet or other generic goat-demons
how far is Marco willing to go to make Jackie happy
>>89816784
>>89816842
>Mark of Heckapoo was really just a handjob
>jacking off makes you lose your hair
>>89816862
Keep being delusional. It's going to hurt like a son of a bitch when Starco is blown the fuck away.
>>89816908
>It's Hellashit censored to meet broadcast standards
That actually makes sense.
>>89816886
I think it's pretty interesting that a show created by a female has given the dorky male sidekick tons of pussy, while another Disney show created by a male gave the dorky male protagonist literally nothing.
>>89816958
>jacking off makes you lose your hair
dubious
>>89817015
Because Nefcy probably has a normal social life and she isn't a beta faggot hack like that manlet.
>>89817015
Females are good at making harems with brotags. GF was filling with nu-male self hatred.
>>89816842
it's an edit
Why is the King so cool?
>>89816714
She is laughing at my money.
>>89817015
That's because Marco is based off the man every girl wants, Big Momma N's personal fantasy.
Meanwhile Dipper is based on Alex and his real life experiences of being a manlet attempting to cross the pussy desert that is his life.
>>89817015
Despite what /r9k/ or /pol/ or wherever those people come from these days will tell you, women generally enjoy seeing men get laid.
>>89817015
Wendy was way too old for a 12 year old. And Candy liked him. Not every male character needs to be buried under a pile of pussy.Just Marco.
>>89817106
hes the dad you will never have
>>89817015
The harem genre was pioneered by female authors
>>89817106
Because he fears nothing.
>>89813068
Just when I thought they couldn't any THICCerTumblr porn can't come soon enough
>>89817153
Not way too old. Just Four years if even that.
>>89817141You know that is what /pol/ would tell you, right?
>>89817203
That's nothing for adults. It's everything when you're a middle-schooler. 16 year olds should not be dating 12 year olds. The maturity difference is too much.
They were cute as friends though.
>>89817206
ok /pol/
>>89817187
Why does tumblr randomly block porn from its search? I already clicked the lock icon in the top-right so it's unlocked.
Was logged into a dummy account and searched #heckapoo, but couldn't find
http://eyzmaster.tumblr.com/post/157040716097/star-vs-the-forces-of-evil-hekapoo-01-by
despite it having the #heckapoo tag.
>>89813572
>4 breasts
>2 dicks?
Imagine...
>>89817187
>>89817274
That's tagged with "hekapoo", not "heckapoo" (with a "c").
>>89815580
>(You)
you did it wrong.
(You) (You) (You)
>>89815580
(You) (You) (You)
>>89817256
Yea that's what I'm getting at just treat it like the occasional fiction story where the young dude meets up with the old lady friend and he's now in his late teens and she's in her early twenties.
>>89817281
Nobody in their sane minds would fuck that, though
>>89817206
/pol/ is often right.
But never for the right reasons.
>>89813383
>>89813426
snapbacks are also a popular fashion among lesbians(stereotypically, lesbian fuckbois).
>>89815430
Besides, Hekapoo's horns are Dominator's as well.
>>89816123
I thought she was really funny in the last episode
"No Pony, that's stealing"
"Uh, I'm pretty sure that's called 'finding'"
"Well is Marco okay?"
"You know what, he's probably dead"
>>89815828
I miss it so much.
>>89817484
Season 3 never ;_;
>>89815172
>wanting to sit next to your GF/BF
dropped
>>89816571
maybe there's a secret government agency dedicated to containing alien incursions
or something along the lines of Gravity Falls where other dimensions can only interact with Earth at certain locations where the barriers are weak enough
>>89817015
any self-aware woman, who has ever thought about the guys she and her friends liked growing up; and why those guys are attractive, is deeply aware of the Garmlich Effect.
>>89813273
Marco's gf is Mojo JoJo?
Is this some sort of interracial agenda?
>>89817716
inter-species.
>>89817699
>Marco's gf is Mojo JoJo?_____Yes._____
>>89817716
narwhal'd
>>89817187
>>89817716
No, it's intersize.
They want big things to breed with little things, which dilutes the big people genes until all that's left is slightly less little people.
>>89817716
Please don't talk shit about Punished Narwal.
>>89817716
>Butterfly fucked by a monster
MONSTER
LOVER
BEST. GIRL.
>>89817848mgs is fucking stupid and you know it.
>>89817484
Me too anon, me too.
>>89817905
>That isn't the charm
>>89817896
Who let this slut in?
I want Hekapoo and Jackie to abuse Star
>>89817905
And that somehow detracts from the fun.
Yea I just knocked out four men and tied floated them away on balloons. Along with a goat and a jeep. Of course its stupid./
>>89817896
Anon you post the wrong picture.
>>89817979
I want Hekapoo and Jackie to fuck Marco while a Heka-clone holds down Star to watch
>>89817979
Why not have Janna help?
>>89817896
Dayum
>>89818025
I like the way you think
>>89817716
Yes expect all kinds of leftist shit in this show.
>>89818025
MORE C U C K! WHY!
>>89817896
>Oh. My. God. Star.
>That-that sweater...
>I'm gonna go buy one for Jackie!
>>89817987i should have said that the story is fucking stupid. I am super salty about this because my online friend convinced me to buy mgs5 and he is so fucking in love with the story of the entire series. gameplay was good except for the mutliplayer but the story was garbage and even if it was finished it still wouldn't be good.
>>89818062
Eh, it's actually pretty good on lefty good shit not being super shoehorned in comparison to most modern western cartoons.
>>89818159
I love the confusing mess that is MGS's plot. But then again I love the confusing mess that is Blazblue and Kingdom Hearts plot.
>>89818159
Yea its a shame. They cut the poor thing to shreds and shoved it out the door just as fast as they did with Kojima.
>>89818195
>Eh, it's actually pretty good on lefty good shit not being super shoehorned in comparison to most modern western cartoons.
I have to disagree there.
>>89818095
>>89817896
Post more VK sweaters.
Please tell me there's porn of bimbo whored-up Star. This hit me straight in the fetish.
>>89817991
That's not whom Marco said was the best girl.
I can't eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch anymore now because of you fuckers. Every time I see it, I see Star pointing her butt at me, telling me to eat her asshole....
>>89816722
Why is Princess Marco crying?
>>89818476
he's getting felt up by a lizard
>>89818461
>>89818476
He was getting fucked in the ass, of course that will hurt him!
>>89818461
>Please tell me there's porn of bimbo whored-up Star.
There is, I believe the Discord channel has an artist that drew a few lewd pics.
>>89818317
I'm not saying there isn't any, it's just not super annoying to the point where it pulls me out at some point because I disagree. I don't care what they believe in personally, just don't slap an ultra heavy handed "Walls are bad mkay" in front of me while I'm watching a kids show. I don't want what I personally believe in a kids show either, propaganda is bad.
>>89818473
I stopped drinking Dew because I actually think about that and I can't finish it.
>>89817979
I want Hekapoo and Jackie to abuse Anon
>>89816903
Sweet Mother of God, you pic made me remember that horrifying greentext wall about licking out Marco's stuff.
>>89818473
>>89818545
That's hot... tell me more...
>>89818473
See:
>>89817896
Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
>>89818564
if you saved it post it
>>89818545
It's pretty annoying honestly.
About the complaints of Marco disappearing for 16 years being OOC for him...didn't Hekapoo say when she opened that portal back to Earth that it was his LAST chance to give up and go back? After he'd been chasing her for miles, even if that portal was still open would he know how to get back to it? He's been running all day on an unfamiliar planet. He doesn't know the landmarks to trace back his steps.
So at that point, he's fucked up. He can't go back home and he doesn't have one of those magic mirror cellphones like Star's that can call across dimensions. The only option left is keep chasing Hekapoo and get those scissors.
Is there a central source where I can read the all the comics on "marco's alt universe kids all try to make their mom canon"?
>>89818564
>>89818605
I'm sure this isn't what they mean but we haven't seen ForeverVirgin's works here for a while
>>89814701
I sure hope Nachos has a crazy long lifespan like Hekapoo (or that Hekapoo brings her to a dimension with a normal timeflow). Because otherwise that means by tomorrow she'll have been separated from Marco for 50 years.
Everybody talks about pottery this and pottery that with Hekapoo or Jackie but everybody's missing the subtle pretty with Blood Mon Ball. It's essentially the same situations but reversed
-Star doesn't recognize Marco at first, and she speaks similar dialogue during the reveal: "How did you know my name?"/"How do you know my name?" Marco has similar dialogue as well.
-Marco's dragoncycle, Nachos, wears a collar which reads "667" -- the number of years, according to Tom, between each Blood Moon Ball.
-Hekapoo, being closely associated with fire, is Marco's Tom.
-Marco goes to rescue Star. Star goes to rescue Marco.
-Star and Marco are shown symbolically bound together by the Blood Moon and by Marco's dimensional scissors.
-The episode ends with Marco making nachos for Star. The episode ends with Star making nachos for Marco. That one in particular I didn't even realize
Not to mention both didn't really need to be "saved" exactly but came back anyway
This is the true pottery, it rhymes.
>>89815244
wait, Area visits these threads? I was not aware of that
>>89818903
D E E P
E
E
P
>>89816714
She's laughing at you, anon, for thinking that she was a prostitute.
Hekapoo a qt! QT!
>>89818849
>50 years
Who's going to tell him?
>Marco has a magical dustbuster and magical scissors
I bet he doesn't use it all!
I tried putting together the pages to that one MarcoXHekapoo comic.
>>89819033
The magical dustbuster is dead by tomorrow. The scissors, I'm pretty sure is what this episode was for
>>89819036
OK, this was insanely adorable
>>89819036
I WANT MORE!
>>89817325
Even searching for the #hekapoo tag, I still don't see it.
Can't see stuff like this either.
https://courierdelivers.tumblr.com/post/155579520619/a-quick-pic-of-the-cute-magic-council-member-who
Do they just block NSFW blogs from new members?
>>89819036
>15 minutes
W E W
>>89818936
She has made a few gifts for us, mainly in Manna/Starco Drawings
and yes, she comes around to talk about the episodes
We need a Toffee and Evil Star version of this
>>89819134
Holy fuck...
>>89818473
and that makes you stop?
>>89819134
You're /ourman/.
>>89819213
>Toffee and Star run away and have half-lizard children
I didn't know I needed this
>>89819036
>You will never cuddle with Hekapoo
So, since the Ship War AU takes place right after an alternate version of BBtBC, Marco hasn't actually met Hekapoo yet.
Thus when this daughter shows up, she tells Marco that his mother is somebody he'll meet soon enough. He doesn't realize what she meant until after he's already hooked up with Hekapoo.
>>89813068
The popularity of this cartoon and Steven universes proves that /co/ is full of yucky liberal spics
>>89819407
>spics
If that were true there would be more top cat threads.
>>89819407
yeah, fuck the free market
>>89819407
/pol/ pls go
>>89813068
>Marco didn't keep his ear piercing
fuck
>>89819036
You should try using imagemagick with "-gravity center", it will align the images properly when concatenating them.
>>89819407
>pretending to be a /pol/ack
Easy way to find people who don't lurk though.
>>89819530
Marco isn't white enough
>>89819538
Nice, thanks for the help anon.
if myspace URL is here, please make more shitposting music for us
>>89819407
Marco's only half Hispanic and no one in his harem are white humans except maybe Jackie.
are Starco fags Masochist?
>>89819407
>>89819650
They're called cuckqueans, and don't kinkshame them.
>>89816605
did she cum?
>>89816714
Paying domme for SPH.jpg
That's kinda perfect. Janna's stock just went trough the roof with me.
>>89819650
They tend to like blacked porn
>>89819530
On earth that's the gay ear. He doesn't want Tom to get the wrong idea.
>>89819036
me rn
>>89819036
HECKED.com
>>89818564
>>89818605
>>89818759
That stuff.
So her great-x-?-mother abandoned her husband for BDD? Does that mean Star is part demon? I wonder if she shares her ancestor's demon cocklust and the only reason Tom had no luck is because he's a twinky faggot instead of a beelzebub beefcake.
>>89817015
Women enjoy seeing their man get laid by other women because it reaffirms their choice in a mate and shows them that he's alpha.
>>89816591
That was in DS9
>>89818759
Is 'flat penis' a body-horror thing, broken English or something other?
>>89820053
one of the best greens
>>89816912
She's already been through her full sexual maturation process, Mewberty. She's flat, permanently.
>>89813696
>and Ponyhead
That reminds me, has anything with human Ponyhead who isn't comfortable wearing clothes been done yet?
>>89820075
She was married before running away.
>>89820075
She looks kind of old there, so she might have already had mewman heirs before she went for monsterdick.
>>89820202
im guessing its supposed to say "flaccid"
>>89820202
lizards have a flat dick
look up "hemipenis"
>>89819930
Can someone make a Marco and/or Star edit of this?
>>89820053
Good lord, you people have taken this to places I never knew existed.and I want more
>>89820295
But it was talking about Marco's penis. The text said Toffee was jerking it off while he was fucking Marco. Interesting fact nonetheless I guess..
>>89820366
>>89819213
you know Toffee can be that big
especially if he is in a reincarnated form when he nd comes to star at her darkest hour...
>>89820412
look up "hemipenis" again
it's a forked structure, only one part of which is used for fucking
so you can fuck and jerk off at the same timeyou probably didn't expect to learn such fact right now
At the rate the Marcobowl is going, I would love to see a version of this cover with Marco in the Middle and at least Star, Jackie, and Hekapoo as three of the Wandas
>>89820529
You're right. I didn't.
*singular clap*
>>89820529
good to know, still gonna resist the urge to look that up though.
>>89820075
Her inscription literally says she ran away from her Mewman King husband. She already had her kids before abandoning the throne.
>>89820511
> ywf hulk doomsday battle between ripped Toffee and buff Marco
>>89820728
>In her high school years she loved to get c u c k e d
>>89818540
link to the discord?
>>89817979
It's a "Heckapoo demonically possesses Jackie to seduce Marco and bully Star" episode!
>>89820860
The links get deleted if posted.https://discord.gg/trh9C
Y'know, if Heckapoo's Dimension is like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber on steroid, but reverts you to the age you were before you entered, I'd like to see Star take advantage of this spacetime fuckery and do some serious level grinding. Like... for the finale, or an episode leading up to the finale.I just really, really wanna see an official representation of what a grown-up Star would look like, that's all. We got a grown up Marco, SO JUST LET ME HAVE THAT AND I WILL BE SO FUCKING HAPPY.
Give Star a black guy who has a crush on her.
The memes will be glorious.
>>89820930thanks anon
>>89820994
>It's a Star and Marco grind together with Hekapoo's help episode
>>89818473
I drank Code Red Dew and those thoughts seeped in my head
I've already sold my soul to the devil, so I felt nothing
>>89821021
go back to /tlhg/ clydefag
>>89821021
This is what Starcrushed is about.
>>89815485
Not as pathetic as shipping a dead ship. Embrace the evil Star; it's more fun this way.
>>89816146
GF, cum dump, frenemy fuck buddy, eternal burning rival with sexual tension. Whatever works.
>>89816243
Mortal Marco or Immortal Marco? I would be down with Marco becoming an immortal.
>>89816337
I mean, she wasn't evil... just playing hard to get. At first for the scissors, then... hue hue hue.
>>89816339
>>89816377
OH, SO PERFECT. For comedy, that is.
>>89816368
Oh Anon, that was 16 years ago. Things change.
>>89819389
I find myself not concerned anymore with the shipping proceedings.
No one else can even competefor Marco's offspring
I could even focus on the plotif there was any
>>89820933
interesting
>>89818473
Dude stop. You're ascending towards higher powers. Stop before it's too late.
>>89816800
Season 2: The season of Star Cucking.
>>89816886
>Starco fags actually believe this.
That is adooorable, in the most pathetic way imaginable.
>>89819693
Ludo being jewish makes a lot of sense
Guys im worried. The starbomb ratings were terrible, is this show still profitable to disney? I hope they dont axe it, it was barely starting to get good
>>89813068
It's fine for Star because her medieval culture probably marries off young teenaged girls to guys twice their age all the time.
>>89816903
I mean, that interpretation does have merit to it. But you seem to be missing a few girls.
>>89816967
You mean four episodes ago; then again last episode?
>She did it to herself
And that is the best part.
>>89817812
Yes, Stan, it is.
>>89821041
>It's a Star and Marco grinding their bodies against Hekapoo in a hot threesome episode
>>89818095
This is probably how it would play out.
>Flat wings
Exactly why Starco is dead.
>>89818903
>Star and Marco are shown symbolically bound together by the Blood Moon and by Marco's dimensional scissors.
This in particular. If Star had been literally one second late in entering the portal, Marco would have have had scissors for nearly two weeks and be gallivanting around the multiverse, as untrackable as Glossaryck is now. But the red string of fate ensured she ended up right at Hekapoo's domain at the crucial moment to convince Marco that he can't just abandon his old life for an admittedly much cooler one.
>>89819134
I googled it and found this:
http://newtotumbland.tumblr.com/post/25681077651/when-i-tag-a-post-on-tumblr-then-i-search-for
>Only the first five tags count towards being included in tracked tags
"Hekapoo" is the seventh tag on that post. What a weird rule.
>>89819036
Niiiice
>>89821367
These threads are show in itself.
We have greentext writers, Prince of the Devils guiding their hand.
We have drawfags, visualizing said writers ungodly fantasies.
We have Slav community, contributing with their unique view of things.
We even have a reptilian dick specialists, for Christ sake.
>>89821367
Luckily it's not being produced to make money, it's being produced to indoctrinate little girls with the fetish of cuckqueaning in preparation for the coming World War III, where most males of their generation will be killed off on the battlefield, necessitating the widespread acceptance of polygamy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzddAYYDZkk
>>89821531
>as untrackable as Glossaryck is now
He could easily be tracked if he bothered to tell Star where he is. He just didn't cooperate for whatever reason.
>>89818903
both Marco and star ran away because they thought it would be fun
>>89820869
>Hekapoo bonds with Jackie (literally) making Jackie a powerful demon and Hekapoo human enough to have human babies
Marco can cuck Star twice as hard in only half the time! That's 4x the cuckqueaning!
NSFW Hekapoohttp://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61389674http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61389428
>>89821606
It felt awful. I mean, Glossaryck was kind of a dick to Star.
Sure, he was kidnapped by Ludo, but he still could ask Star for help. It seems as if he actively wants things to remain like that.
>>89821701
nigga i dont have no funny chink site account
>>89821779
Shit, meant for >>89821625
>>89821787
>missing out on a Hekapoo cumshot because you'd rather complain about "chinks"
>>89821701
>account needed
dropped
>>89821701
>The second one
HNNNGG NEEDS HANDHOLDING
>>89821701
>cum on her tits
Not bad.
>>89821898
I gave it a shot, tried to sign up with 10minutemail and it wouldn't let me. Not using my real e-mail for a porn site account and can't be arsed to make up a new account for that. Why not just upload it on the booru or any one of the million other sites that let you view adult content without an account?
>>89822020
Because >>89821787 is obnoxious.
>>89822020
Pixiv ain't a porn site. It's a Japanese DA
>>89821779
That's how Glossaryck teaches Star. By being an asshole and tricking her into learning on her own.
>>89822109
Japs only draw porn
Isn't she kinda outta his power level? She is in number of most powerful mages there, probably, bazillion years old.
>>89813117
>Jaja Impossible, Maricon.
Opened wide >>89821787
>>89822160
Well Zeus fucked goddesses and humans. She can fuck whomever she wants, and Marco has perfect human genes
>>89822222
Part 2
>>89815921
A short, fat little gnome.
>>89822222
check those numbers
>>89822222
>Those digits That content.
Jah bless.
>>89822253
embraces are my fetish
Just a little something I did, found my new /co/ waifu
>>89822222
Even kek knows best when it's about ships.
>>89822377
why must FOTMs be so perfect?
>>89818903
>-Star and Marco are shown symbolically bound together by the Blood Moon and by Marco's dimensional scissors.
You can separate the blades, but they'll always be come back together.
Just like Marco and Star.
>>89819407
>muh spics
Damn right we are. Is this why you hate the Starco pairing, because of Marco's background?
>>89822377
Bless you. You're a wonderful person. Sincerely.
>>89822377
BASED
>>89822377
Bretty good
>>89822377
Can you do one of her lifting up her dress from behind?
>>89821625
The spying spell is a SPYING spell, not a communication device. I get the feeling the only reason Glossaryck was able to talk to Star through the rift was because of his clairvoyance and magic ability.
>>89822377
You got a name or site?
>>89822222
nice get
>>89816192
She could literally use the scissors to visit/tease Marco whenever she wanted. Its not like he could even sneak attack her flame either since she is so fast and only let him do it in the end when he earned it by actually reaching her fairly.
>>89822482
Star is an alien though, the only pairing a real racist should be complaining about is Jarco since Jackie's the only white human love interest.
new bread soon
>>89822377
unf
I require Hekapoo with fire underwear.
Which one of you will oblige me?
>>89821227
Nah he could just pop into earth every couple of years to de age. Also star was dating an immortal demon and he wanted to bind their souls together for eternity even though she has a norm lifespan. So I'm sure there are ways around it especially for someone as powerful as Hekapoo.
>>89816337
>Clone ties Marco up
>"I'll let you blow me out, but only if you let me have a little fun with you first!"
>Real Heckapoo watching with popcorn through a magic mirror
page 10, next thread when?
>>89821494
Man, they just let Nefcy do anything, don't they?
>>89822870
>Marco reaches the last Hekapoo
>The flame isn't on her head but her crotch>"It's stronger than the others so you gotta blow real hard."
>>89822908
>Popcorn
Surely you mean dildo or anal beads, right?