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first for Peridot being the best Wife Material.
>>89768783
/ss/econd
lapiven
can we get some more fucking Opal
>>89768799
I would disagree, but my wife material is currently shards.
canon
FACT: No other fusion is as good as Ojou-sama
except if saltwater became canon
>>89768817
Pearl would freak out and scream at Jasper for letting that happen.
Amethyst would laugh, high five Steven, and then shapeshift into Jasper while Pearl gets even angrier.
Garnet would give Steven a thumbs up.
Peridot would say something like "Wow, Steven! Bold new look!"
Lapis would be turned on. She always thought Jasper's stripes were sexy, but wished Jasper could be a shota.
Jasper would be confused, but proud, of her new son.
here's the best gem, amethyst
jasper is best gem
>>89768832
delusion
Male ruby leak revealed
>>89768821
>>89768799
damn anon,that's a fine choice. I respect your opinion
>>89768845
>>89768847
lelToo bad you're both wrong.
>>89768783
The SU team doesn't do chibis right. I feel like none of the characters should have noses in that style, which both Pearl and Amythyst do. Pearl/Opal kind of need one, but then it messes up consistency. That, and I don't think they're stylizing the designs enough.
>>89768821
>>89768865
No fuck off, I hate chips but I love this cheeto!
>>89768855
nuh-uh
Jasper Is The Best Gem
>>89768847
KILL YOURSELF!
>>89768883
*fattest
>>89768883
kys
>>89768888
quads confirm
>>89768855
Lapis is just a ripoff of Flame Princess but shittier and more autistic, and Rebecca knew FP and Finn were meant to be together, Lapiven is Rebecca's dream ship
>>89768883
Objectively wrong.
>>89768888
>8888
Fuh...fuh...fuck you man
>>89768878
ugh
>>89768821
>>89768871
well obviously it's not either of the meme gems and I'm pretty sure all the garnetfags have long died of starvation, so
>>89768923
kys
>>89768832
>Conquers 5
>Not 4
shit tastes
>>89768888
I mean, he can kill himself, but jasper is still based.
But you can't marry Jasper.
How does Lapis actually view Steven? He did save her from the mirror, but he was no naive about the Crystal Gems to her.
>>89768930
It's Yellow Diamond. She's objectively the most perfect gem.
>>89768943
She breaks into his house and licks his toothbrush daily.
>>89768907
That image conforms my theory that Lapis loves Steven so much that a simple hug from him is like Nirvana. she treats every hug and kiss like a gift from the heavens.
Reminder that Lapis was meant to go to the Beta Kindergarten to be Jasper's mom and that Bismuth is a baby killer.
>>89768940
I CAN and WILL marry Jasper
Gems should meme
>>89768783
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
>>89768976
Lapidirts should kill themselves.
>>89768952
wrong, the most perfect gem in canon is none other than Jasper aka best gem
>>89768923Degenerate
>>89768943
She wants hisdiQ, she's a Poil disguised as a blue gem.
>>89768966
Reminder that if you don't believe this theory you are a retard.
>>89768995
Why does Opal have breast implants?
>>89769005
body image issues
>>89768966
Look at that little autismo called Lapis, she probably wants to befriend the explosions.
>>89769024
*vomits*
>>89768995
>>89769005
was just about to mention.
what is this gross shit i demand a redraw
>>89768966
why couldn't bismuth have completed the breaking point earlier
I want to pet best gem?
>>89768918
The mods hate everything
>>89769005
She wants to have boobs as naturally impressive as Malachite's
>>89768871
i bet you like peridot
disgusting retard
>>89769042
Will Pink Diamond keep Steven and Jasper as her favourite gems?
>>89769054
I can see where that jealousy might stem from now.
>>89768943
You know I kind of aspect that even on homeworld Lapis didn't really have anyone that loved her and she had no one to love herself.
But then she met Steven a boy who saved her from her prison just because he felt he needed to.
Ever since then Lapis has discovered love, its growing stronger in her "heart" everyday the more she sees him the more time the spend together makes her love him all the more.
Now all Lapis can think about is him, she stays on Earth not because its beautiful, but because the most beautiful and caring gem lives on it,
>>89769054
Are these impressive breasts?
>>89768987
*perfect quartz
And the perfect quartz is about the same as a perfect rock in comparison to a Diamond.
>>89768832
>Chrome
>>89769033
you haven't gotten a less reflective computer screen yet? if it costs to much then maybe just start wearing a bag over your head when you get online to shitpost on 4chan
What will happen first /sug/? Jasper Redemption, White Diamond Reveal, or the show being canceled?
>>89769105
The third one
>>89769092
>>89769092
they're ok.
but what does this have to do with su
>>89769105
Jasper redemption, it will happen shortly
What if all Lapis's just natural love little boys?
And all Lapis's on homeworld and hungry for human shota?
>>89769105
cancellation, it'll finish after a skirmish on earth with yellow and blue, nothing concluded.
>>89768832
is homework where connie hides her disgusting interspecies erotica?
>>89769123
Are you Jasperfags that delusional?
How would Lapis react if her freind Peridot legit hurt Steven for what ever reason?
>>89769145
kys
>>89769145
They have to be.
>>89769124
>What if all Lapis's just natural love little boys?
This doesn't flow right grammatically.
>>89769145
yes i am
>>89769086
Lapis was bullied by the other Lapises everyday because they were jealous she was stronger and had her gem on her back. Steven was the first person to ever be her friend, she doesn't know where friendship ends and love begins.
>>89769105
Jasper redemption is cancelled, Lapis arc/song is cancelled, Garnet development is cancelled, White Diamond is cancelled, Pink Diamond flashback is cancelled, most new fusions are cancelled, fun au episodes are cancelled, memebarn burning is cancelled, everything is cancelled
>>89769086
>Lapis didn't really have anyone that loved her and she had no one to love herself
I can kind of see this. As a terraformer she probably worked alone, probably spent a lot of time flying through space without any kind of companionship. And then spent a few millennia in solitary confinement with sensory deprivation.
I think her understanding of emotions is kind of fucked up, and she's prone to very, very intense feelings.
shout out to that anon that said smoky looks like they glow
>>89769184
Then I feel so sorry for you. You're hoping for something only to be utterly disappointed it's not completely what you want.
>>89769199
>>89769211
ugh
>>89769206
>>89769209
Haha slowtards
Pewey owned your asses
>>89769199
winrar
>>89769199
YESS
>>89768979
>Entire series has inspirations from japanese media
>Every instance in said media of parents trying turn into weapons usually backfires, apart from when the kid is a massive cunt
Somehow, even if this was legit, I think steven would just be content having connie, his dad, and his friends.
I want Sugilite to step on me!
>>89769241
Too bad she's dead.
>>89769241
ditto!
>>89769112
He's tired of waiting for the weekend
>>89769241
Oh anon..........I have some bad news for you....ohh man
>>89769219
I want Lapis's stunted and intense emotions to be explored more, it's so bad they make her unconsciously control the weather.
>>89769271
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude manbooooooooooooobs
>>89769100
>a cuck
>>89769277
Did u make this face? If so, record it or take pics.
>>89769277
well, I'm gay too, but that's unusually odd.
steven universe
>>89769277
I wish Jasper would shove something near my butt
>>89769222
Jasper and Steven will be best friends and their friendship will be so great that it will save the show and SU will be renewed to season 20
>>89769149
Peridot is merely tolerated. If it was an accident she would try and kill her, Steven. (in his hobbled state) would stop the fight.
If it was on purpose, Lapis would straight up kill her.
>>89769324
*deeply sexual relationship with occasional platonic breastfeeding
>>89769209
There is something comfy about this image.
>>89769220
That's very cute anon. It looks like she has a bunch of fireflies hanging out around her.
>>89769290
Best kind of boobs, bruh
I need more SU genderbend in my life
>>89769149
She'd turn TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH in 0.2 seconds.
>>89769331
nah, they're BFFs now, she'd be emotionally shocked and question Peridot before going aggressive.
Love you /sug/
Don't mind me, just posting the best mom so you plebs can be enlightened.
>>89769358
Bara Steven's arms are the safest and softest place in the universe.
>>89769369
>They all look like twinks barely different from their original designs
This is dumb, they aren't even hot
>>89769380
>actually believes this
How do you think Steven would react if he found out that at night Lapis sneaks in through his window and crawls into his bed feeling his warm body, stroking his curly hair and even lightly kissing him.
>>89769369
>Pearl, Ruby, Peridot, and Amethyst are exactly the same
>Garnet and Sapphire just slightly different
what's the point of this exactly
>>89769391
that's not Vidalia
>>89769306
nah , i made a orgasm like one pearl butt edit i saw in the last thread
>>89769403
i hate when ppl make genderbends bara its dumb too me personally
>>89769408
>doesn't watch the show
>>89769416
Yeah, that's why he said "best mom" and not "disgusting, used up, old whore"
>>89769220
>they
You don't understand fusion.
>>89769422
I'm not asking for bara, I don't want twinks, I'm just asking for hot, normal dudes.
>>89769149
If it was like an annoyed push, Lapis would probably pummel her shit.
If Peridot held malice behind it and maybe even drew blood she would make attempts to shatter her.
Or at least I hope. I fucking hate newPeridot. Can't understand why anyone could possibly even like her. LET ALONE CONSIDER HER WAIFU TIER
>>89769358
>>89769394
>>89769403
Kill yourselves
>>89769438
you dont understand canon
>>89769416
I said best mom not best leg spreader in Beach City.
>>89769324
I want Steven and Jasper to have a touching moment where they talk about the loss of their mothers.
>>89769403
Did you never see the chubby/muscle/bara SU comic with the cigar fetish, dude? When people try to go 'hot' with SU it gets weird fast
Why couldn't Jasprose have been canon in the past and why couldn't Jasper be even more hurt and angry over Rose's betrayal and the murder of PD because she used to love her
>>89769427
well, onion is a criminal, but at least he's successful at it
Sour Cream is just infinitely superior to Lars in every respect
overall I'd say Vidalia did the better job
>>89769451
Someone needs more hot bara Steven
>>89769424
If anybody hurt Steven, Lapis wouldn't take who they are into consideration because she barely cares about them at all compared to Steven, whom she loves dearly
>>89769410
Let's be honest. If she does break into his house. It's so she can hug him tightly and listen to his heartbeat, it's not to molest him, In his sleep.
>>89769450
Why are you mad? She's still in the top 3 most popular waifu in the fandom.
>>89769477
we've got enough characters whose motivations boil down to being gay
>>89769173
What's if all Lapis' just love little boys natural???
>>89769491
>Sour Cream is just infinitely superior to Lars in every respect
Too bad she doesn't seem to have had anything to do with that looking at her parenting style which is just to let both of her kids do whatever. One just happened to turn out alright by the luck of the draw.
>>89769547
Jasper's motivations are basically "I'm gay for my mommies"
>>89769511
People overestimate her love for Steven, Steven isn't someone who drives her crazy, just a good friend, same with Peridot. Its the other CGs that need to start talking to her at the very least.
>>89769173
Because it should be "naturally" not "natural"
>>89769560
When are we going to get the fucking Homeworld momswap AU?
>>89769573
>Steven isn't someone who drives her crazy, just a good friend, same with Peridot
There is no possible way you can successfully argue that Lapis' relationship with Peridot is even anywhere close to her relationship with Steven.
Has anyone here watched Samurai Jack? What is it like? I'm digging the hype and plan to sample a few episodes before the premiere
>>89769580
Ahahahaha! Oh man, that was a good joke.
>>89769538
I think you guys only consider her waifu-material is because you can relate to her autistic cries.
I hope Homeworld steals her back and shatters her for her insolence.
Of all the people I hope gets killed off, Peridot is 2nd place.
Lets write fake episode plots!
>That episode where Kofi tells Steven about Ghana's military government when he was growing up.
>>89769596
Yes, I can. She's spent months living with Peridot at this point, they've done literally everything together and were even pushed to be in a relationship don't forget. Her relationship with Peridot is almost equal if not equal to Stevens
>>89769580
>good filler
Never.
>>89769638
>That episode where Steven helps Fryman find the man who murdered his wife
>>89769491
Lars has way more porn than Sour Cream so the superior mom created the superior fuckboy.
Martha did much better.
>>89769450
honestly i still find her fun.I dont see her as "memedot" or something
>>89769651
>were even pushed to be in a relationship don't forget
Every Lapis/Peridot interaction in a Zuke episode is, for all intents and purposes, fanfiction.
I love Lapis Lazuli
>>89769686
Don't we all?
>>89769638
>That episode where Peridot joined Reddit
>>89769695
No, I don't have shit taste.
>>89769363
>she
>her
>>89769638
>That episode where something actually happened and the status quo was finally broken.
>>89769477
god I wish I was Jasper in this pic
>>89769686
More hair
>>89769638
That episode where Steven finds out that Homeworld isn't comprised of monsters, but gems who are just like the Crystal Gems
>>89769609
She'll probably fuse with lapis and become a permanent fusion like Garnet. Which would be great because Lapis lacks character and Peridot is an annoying autist.
>>89769704
explain to me what you don't like about Lapis.
and dont give me shit points like "hurr memebarn hurr hurr"
>>89769725
God I wish you would kill yourself.
>>89769220
Smoky a cute.
>>89769514
>Lapis sneaks into Stevens house at night.
>She crawls into bed with Steven who is fast asleep.
>She put her ears to Stevens chest and listens to the low gentle beat of Stevens heart.
>The beat makes Lapis so happy, she wants to hear the sound everyday.
>Lapis then gets a brilliant idea, when she pulls out a recorder she stole from Peridot.
>She puts the recorder to Stevens chest and lets it record through the night.
>Cut to the next day
>Lapis sitting ontop the roof with headphones on.
>Lapis is at total peace as she listens to the most beautiful beat rhythm in the universe.
>>89769547
But Jasper is already mad that she's single
>>89769715
>using anything but "it" to describe an alien race
>>89769573
lapidotfags are dumb
>>89769733
Not that anon but she has literally no personality. What can you say about Lapis nowadays?
>Likes Steven
>Likes Camp Pining Hearts
What else is there? She doesn't do anything
>>89769733
explain to me what you don't like about asbestos.
and don't give me shit points like "hurr mesothelioma hurr hurr"
>>89768878
jasper and greg pic related
>>89769767
They're not all Pearls, anon. Some of them can actually think.
>>89769580
Season 87
>That episode where Steven got a taste for Soylent Cookie Cats
>>89769743
Creepy, yet sweet.
>>89769686
I love Lapithyst
>>89769734
steven cant make a girl
>>89769199
Real talk, I genuinely want Pearl and Dewey to be a thing.
>>89769638
>That episode where Jasper comes back
leaked ep when
>>89769833
>SOYLENT COOKIE CATS ARE GEMS!!!
>>89769874
Better than Mystery Girl.
>>89769852
still cant believe she stole her look
>>89769882
Friday, a few hours before airtime.
Now kys
>>89769892
She's being Amethyst
>>89769852
I hope Amethyst and Lapis's fusion is hot.
>>89769892
STOP FUCKING RIPPING PEOPLE OFF SUGAR JESUS CHRIST
>>89769725
sauce for that pic?
>>89768783
What would turn you off the show for good?
>Bismuth only returns on the finale and is redeemed by 1 conversation in steven and they never adress what happened between her and lapis again
>pearls owner was a random gem whos only personality is being abusive
>white diamond was meant to appear but due to time they just write her off
>pink diamond is alive and living in a cave
>rose comes back and lives with steven and greg
What if Steven started to come onto Pearl?
>Jack Baker welcomes your favourite gem to the family.
>Does she survive?
>>89769907
They're the two hottest gems, of course they will be.
>>89769916
Either two or three
>>89769928
No, she'd definitely accept the gift almost right away.
>>89769907
It's a shame that if they do happen, we'll only see them once and nobody will ever think to acknowledge it.
>>89769916
Last two, also if Lion is Pink Diamond I am dropping the show immediately
Fuck Holly?
>>89769917
Pearl fucks Steven, and then Lapis finds out and shatters her.
>>89769977
As long as she keeps her boots on
>>89769928
STEVEN! STEVEN STEEEEEVVVENNNN!
>>89769916
4 is actually pretty likely.
>>89769977
A B S O L U T E L Y
>>89769977
>we'll never get a double length episode of holly being repeatedly raped by quartzes
Fucking bigots
>>89769928
WE OPEN OUR HOME, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?
>>89769941
>They're the two hottest gems
This means nothing when it comes to fusion.
>>89769977
I'd rather she fuck Sapphire.
>>89769733
her backstory is a dull overused trope that only made everyone inside and outside of the show woobify her when she was interesting and morally grey and did things that hurt others. currently there is no reason to like her since everything that used to at least make her interesting is gone. she is no longer mysterious. her anger at the cgs and earth was dropped. she doesn't have any goals or flaws to work on besides the badly written muh depression that appears in the occasional episode. she is boring and doesn't have a consistent personality between episodes, though it usually boils down to acting like a lazy emo cunt or an autistic retarded child. and you said not to mention it, but the memebarn is very stupid and autistic and she is trapped there forever.
what exactly is there to like about lapshit?
>>89770023
>Steven goes into the shared consciousness early and saves Jack
I wish this could happen.
>>89769638
>Connie tries to extend her short human lifespan by shoving gems shards in weird places
>>89769928
Jack Bakers many eyes are getting poked to shit.
>>89770059
>Implying you don't want to fuck her
>>89770007
I'd make her take the boots off to show her who's in charge.
On a serious note, which gem (That's not Amy, Pearl or Garnet) would make the best mother?
>>89770041
>All of the Amethyst on the zoo take turns taking their sexual frustration out on holly.
>Even our Ammy dominates her and uses her like a toy.
>It's Stevens turn, he is too shy too do anything and just asks if she needs a tissue or a drink.
>>89769941
>Thinking amethyst is hot
leaked peridot redesign
>>89770088
kys
>>89770064
Yeah, but she's cute.
>>89769597
It is great and the new season is going to be dope and I am dropping SU for it as soon as it airs two days after my birthday.
>https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=samurai+jack+jack+vs+aku
>>89770069
>"Steven free my family."
>>89770104
Rose, then Sapphire.
>>89770097
Too big and mean for me.
>>89770132
>Jack gets saved and joins the Crystal Gems.
God I wishI kept my folder organized
>>89770104
Jasper aka the nurturing stone
>>89770115
This is more your speed right?
>>89769638
>That episode where Steven went into every person's mind at once to initiate Human Instrumentality.
Is Jasper big and bulky to compensate for her tiny gem?
>>89769916
All of those.
Also would drop if:
>Any ships besides the already canon ones becoming canon
>Nothing with Lapis' beef with the CGs or her past is ever addressed
>Homeworld becomes a totally loving Empire that operates on love
>Steven beats the Diamonds with a gay song and no side suffers casualties
>Homeworld never invades Earth
>The fucking memebarn never gets burnt to ash
>Jasper never comes back
>Rose is not PD
Honestly, I'm already on the verge of dropping this. If the end of the season doesn't satisfy, I'm done.
>>89770059
A-At least Opal is pretty hot...
>>89770141
Those words... is it possible to use them in a sentence together like that?
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MAKE HER CRY /SUG/?
>>89770192
yeah
>>89770192
Yes, she has a very small dink.
>>89770194
2, 7 and 8 might happen.
the "steven beats the diamonds with a gay song" might disturbingly come close to the truth.
i just hope the show can surprise us.
>>89770238
Pink Diamond deserved to die.
>>89770238
your mom gay
>>89770194
you should just quit now desu, Jasper will come back but everything else on your list is pretty much guaranteed. Love Trumps hate after all :^)
>>89770238
Stop crying and turn those humans to mulch, you inefficient twat.
>>89770162
I want it so much.
>>89770194
>Still believes Rose is PD
What a tard
>>89770104
Probably Jasper. She would put him out of his misery
>>89770167
All I want is for Jasper to come back, and be a better mother to Steven than Rose ever could have been just to spite her.
>>89770162
He deserved better, he deserved this.
>>89770041
There's alwaysHolly Blue Agate is Desperate, Pass It On
>>89770267
I've been here too long to not see this through until the end of the season at least.
>>89770238
I just asked her where the bus stop was
Why does everyone get so emotional about that question?
>>89770238
"I understand"
>>89770194
>Steven sings Love Like You to the Diamonds and they immediately give up and start crying and kissing each other
MAKE IT HAPPEN SUGAR
Damn, those Jasperfags are really delusional.
>>89770104
Lapis if the child in question was Steven, if not then The Famethysts
>>89770238
Nothing, I love her too much to ever do something like that
>>89770303
All waifufags go through phases like this. Before the Freaks it was the Perifags, before that the Pearlfags.
Lapisfags kill themselves before they get to the point of delusion tho, Literally all of our prominent Lapisfags an heroed
>>89770107
If Steven saw the Earth gems dominate Holly, sexually do you think the human side of him would like it?
Would he like watching gems, use watch other like that? Also would Ammy tease him for it?
>>89770167
We'll never get Cool But Still an Asshole Aunt Jasper, who will pick Steven up no questions asked when he gets in over his head at an out of control party with the Cool Kids but calls him a pussy on the way home
>>89770353
RIP cold tea
>>89770047
SHITCOCK!
>>89770353
>Literally all of our prominent Lapisfags an heroed
If only those other fags followed their example. This general might be good then.
>>89770353
You either die an hero or live long enough to see yourself become delusional
I have a feeling BDfags will be taking the first option
>>89770413
BD is flavor of the month bullshit, YD will always be the superior diamond
Going on /sug/ while drunk is fun.
>>89770394Would you stick it inside Martha's bug cooch?
>>89770334
Wait, /sug/
Is it
>Whats the use of feeling blue
or
>Whats the use of feeling, blue
cause they both say very different things
>>89770353
Lol remember when people liked Pearl
>>89770440
Yes
What do you think it would take for Lapis to lose control and rape Steven like a sex crazed monkey?
>>89770303
I know, right?
Why do people think Jasper is coming back? Just because she appears in promotional material, was outright stated by the creators to be more complex than she appears, is an important part of multiple characters' arcs, exists in a show all about acceptance and redemption, and is a ripoff of one of the most famous redeemed villains in anime, doesn't mean Jasper is coming back or anything.
How could they be so delusional.
>>89770433
YD OLD AND BUSTED
>>89770444
Who?
>>89770452
She's too lazy to rape someone. She probably wouldn't even react if she was getting raped.
>>89770436
I would stick insideabug cooch
>>89770452
see his dick
>>89770433
Both of them a shit. They're willing to screw over their empire just because Rose killed Pink Diamond.
They need to get their shit together, scrape all that useless organic matter off of Earth and finish the damn colony.
>>89770194
>Any ships besides the already canon ones becoming canon
unless another, smarter Zuke comes along it won't happen because Rebecca doesn't want it to
>Nothing with Lapis' beef with the CGs or her past is ever addressed
her beef with the CGs was dropped a while ago, unless there is something more to her backstory we don't know yet then her development on that is over too
>Homeworld becomes a totally loving Empire that operates on love
that endgame is not unlikely
>Steven beats the Diamonds with a gay song and no side suffers casualties
there might not be a lot of stakes or casualities but there will probably be more to it than one gay song
>Homeworld never invades Earth
that might happen eventually
>The fucking memebarn never gets burnt to ash
sorry but it was introduced in season 2 and there isn't anything else they're going to think of to do with memepiss and memedot
>Jasper never comes back
she will come back eventually, they aren't going to leave corrupted gems as they are, but it's not guaranteed she'll actually get an arc
>Rose is not PD
she was made by PD to take care of humans, 99% chance she isn't PD
>>89769638
>That episode where centipedlee and his crew were cured and have a competicion whit the rubys
>>89770458
The simple fact that it's too fucking obvious.
>>89768826
She will be reforged.
>>89770272
They didn't introduce that body transfer power if it wasn't going to be important later, dude.
>>89770436
>Implying anyone could resist her bug filled snatch.
>>89769220
little late to this thread party but holy shit, pretty damn good anon and does look good with glow in the dark
>>89770353
The jasperfags have been dellusional for almost a year now tho
>>89770452
It would take any rational human being to be involved in the writing process.
>>89770458
lmao kys
>>89770452
Steven buying her chocolates.
You guys what if they can't cure Jasper but Steven befriends her like Centipeetle and she becomes the CGs pet dog
She can live in the meme barn and Peridot can walk her and feed her and brush her hair
>>89770452
>Hey Lapis, I'll teach you to sleep tonight. How about if we go to my bed?
>>89768843
Perl would also be good, mostly for the memes. They'd basically be PG Rick Sanchez.
JASPER WILL BE MY VALENTINEEEE
>>89770528
She would come right then and there.
>>89770533
Jasper doesn't exist. Go out and get a girlfriend, anon.
Does it make me deslusional If I had a wank to Jasper?
>>89770458
>This is what Jasperfags actually believe.
>>89770533
>>89770526
I think it would be better if they just shattered her.
>>89770560
Yes, because you deluded yourself into thinking that wanking to Jasper is something that is desirable.
>Oh boy, I sure hope no one tries to rape me.
>That would just be awful.
>>89770440
is this a shitpost
>PERIDOT! YOU HAVE MENTAL POWERS!
>a lapis telePORTS
>what's the use of feeling blue (up the poon)
>>89770458
>was outright stated by the creators to be more complex than she appears
i know theres fights about jaspers return on these threads but the fact that the creators DID say this,and the most complex we had from her so far is her screaming pink diamond,to me it means she will return
>>89770587
DID SOMEONE SAY BOY???
>>89770458
CHEESE SANDWICH AS PRETTY AS CAN BE
CHEESE SANDWICH PLEASE COME BACK TO ME
>>89770592
*tells reports
>>89770614
And now someone will say "kys".
>>89770619
Control yourself Lapis, Steven is young.
>>89770637
No it's just you we don't like, that Jasperfag seems fine
>>89770587
Yeah. It would be, wouldn't it?
>>89770595
Why would I want a fat autist like you as my gf when I already have a very fit and not autistic gf named Jasper
>>89770680
>Jasper
>not autistic
>not fat
lel
>>89770656
I would say he could shape-shift himself to be older but then Lapis wouldn't want him any more
>>89770661
>we
don't speak on behalf of me fucktard, kill yourself
>>89770637
kys
>>89770680
>jasper
>not fat
>not autistic
>>89770452
She's already crazy, her rape count is at 2 right now.
>>89769193
You're cancelled you mean!
>>89770533
Oh yeah valentine's day is coming upnow i feel sad
Time for some music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F8HvKqnp5s
>>89770458
I don't want to see Jasper 'redemeed' this way.
>>89770697
>>89770718
Jasper is just beefy, and she could be not autistic if she really wanted to
Should I leave /sug/?
>>89770776
Is there any hope of bringing those two back, even a little, from their meme hell?
It's almost Singles Awareness Day guys.
>>89770776
True. I want Jasper to be more complex and not as a easy to sway.
>>89770764
hey thats Lapis' meme!
remider your blue waifu made her cry
>>89770790
Yes, go fix your fucking show.
>>89770776
Maybe if we're lucky, Jasper won't come back until after Zuke is fired.
>>89770794
If YD did they can too.
>>89770820
Should have run faster.
>>89770776
Lapis never really got redeemed. She's just a nonhostile. As for Peridot that entire situation was contrived as hell. Jasper has no actual incentive to ever join the CGs. That's why she's corrupted right now, because the writers wrote themselves into a corner with her character arc.
>>89770790
You should stop worring about us, and start accepting and get a treatment for your bulimia problem, Rebecca.
>>89770776
But she won't get trapped inside the memebarn, she'll get to stay cool and lead the Rubies.
>>89770835
Sometimes I wonder how these people function.
>>89770820
But Sapphire did something else to her.
>>89770835
Yeah, her body is a Quartz, but what about her mind, her soul?
>>89770844
Holy shit, that's true.
You've restored my faith a little, anon. Thank you.
>>89770835
The shit the creators and writers have to deal with.
Why has Opal been given so little screentime? Does Sugar hate her?
>>89770874
This meme is shit.
>>89768995
BM this looks awful
>>89770835
Rose
Rose lied a lot
>kept numerous secrets including Bismuth's fate and Lion
Rose's identity is fraudulent
>With Peridot, her cut was literally part of her identity - "cut 5xg"
>Rose's gem, as seen on the Crew's official shirts, is cut differently than the Rose Quartz's in the zoo, having a pointed bottom rather than a flat bottom
>YD makes a comment about the bubbled gems having the same cut as the one who killed PD, meaning they don't know Rose's real cut
>the only reason for HW to make this mistake is if Rose took steps to hide who she really was
>had powers that no other Rose Quartz had, powerful enough to be regarded as myth and legend by HW forces
PD
Shares personality qualities with Rose
>PD had a fascination with humans, collecting them in a zoo
>the given reason was that she kept them as trophies of conquest, but she still took good care of them, supplying them all their needs
>Collected no other creatures from Earth, only humans
PD was small for a diamond, having a size closer to a quartz
>her chair in the diamond base was sized for a quartz, no where near large enough to accomidate a diamond
the diamond base was PD's
>Only diamond base on Earth or it's moon, PD's only owned territory
>Has a device specifically made for directly communicating with the diamonds
>Floor and ceiling design and structure match YD's room
>Rubies confirm it was PD's base
Pearl
>has pink hair
>was the first CG ever, seemingly the only one who knew Rose before the rebellion started
>has immense love for Rose
>believed herself to be Rose's sole confidant
>>89769469
What's up with Connie's chest in this image?
>>89770892
shes not important at all
>>89770892
They gave her an expensive VA
>>89770900
>implying it's a meme
It's backed up by numerous evidence from the show, it's going to happen.
>>89770835
>Yo her name is Rose QUARTZ
That's a weird answer. He doesn't say yes, and just emphasizes that her name is Rose Quartz.
Back when we didn't know she wasn't Pink Diamond, that answer seemed to be hinting that she was.
But now that we know she really is Rose Quartz, why didn't he just say "Yes, she is a Quartz"?
>>89770892
Opal and especially Sugilite will never have speaking roles again because someone thought it was a good idea to have famous and very expensive singers voice them
>>89770844
YD only dipped her toes in the shore then walked out. If you go look at any other scene excluding her meme face she was fairly threatening. Peridot and Lapis are far too deep.
>>89770874
If this shit turns out to be true, I will quit SU for real and never look back. I would just come to these threads to shitpost and troll.
>>89770930
hes calling you stupid
>>89770930
Are you legitimately autistic?
>>89770867
Jasper can live with Greg in his van.
>>89770835
He's trying to lead people astray idiot.
>>89770824
SU can't be fixed though.
>>89770955
Sure it can, with a complete reboot.
>>89770925
>>89770937
Opal's spoken like 5 words. I'm sure they could replace her VA and no one would care.
>>89770955
Remove the meme twins
There you go I fixed it
>>89770939
Lapis was only memed badly in Beta and GH, she may recover. Peridot is a lost cause.
>>89770556
BE MY GIRLFRIENDDDD
>>89770942
Please pray that the plot twist for PD is just the fact her death wasn't as it seems or it was staged and Rose kept her gem safe all this time.
>>89770908
>the given reason was that she kept them as trophies of conquest, but she still took good care of them, supplying them all their needs
You do that in regular zoos
>>89770942
So business as usual?
>>89770844
The problems with the memegems run quite a bit deeper than making one meme face anon.
>>89770992
We don't keep animals in zoos as trophies though.
>>89770993
Yes, but unlike those other fags, I at least TRY to start discussion.
>>89770967
I would love a reboot.
>>89770977
Nope, still shit.
>>89770835
All this time we were focused on lying Matt but what if it was Ian we had to watch out for?
>>89770976
They replaced Sinbad after all
>>89771004
Like >>89770984 said, Peridot mightThat's a really generous "might", thoughbe too far gone, but Lapis is really only waist deep in memes, she can still get out.
>>89770848
That was barely a warning.
The best twist this show could have is that Rose really did shatter Pink Diamond, Steven learns that not everything can be solved with hugs and singing and mans up to kill the remaining Diamonds.
>>89769678
memedot is fine, that's who Peridot is and always has been. It only became a problem because the cool Lapis we thought we'd get after Super Watermelon Island was just kind of sucked down into the meme hell vortex with her instead
>>89770776
>people still think Peridot was threatening once
She got scared off by a sticker in her first appearance. She was always a meme.
>>89771008
it would be seen like that if we took over other planets
>>89771039
SHOULD HAVE RUN FASTER
>>89771034
Only Ian left the show and plus he was never confirmed to be lying.
Matt on the other hand lied to protect obvious plot points like Garnet being a fusion or just gave trollish answers instead of just ignoring the question altogether.
>>89771040
>I want to be right, the best twist is I'm right
>>89771048
>memedot is fine
>>89770986
>I've been trapped for fourteen years
Rose had to view the world through Steven's perspective.
She had to watch Steven Universe for 14 years straight.
She had to witness the Gems telling Steven nothing and Steven never asking any questions
She had to experience 14 years worth of townie filler.
>>89771066
t. rose is pd fag
>>89770942
Isn't that what we're all here to do? Is there an actual other purpose of this thread?
Today I will remind them.
>>89771048
>memedot is fine
No.
>that's who Peridot is and always has been
Not exactly true. I wouldn't mind if she was a goofball techie, but the insane levels of meme is just too much.
>>89768783
>Lapis and Peridot are MEMES
Yeah they act more quirky and yes, it's annoying but how is it tied to memes specifically?
>>89771056
It's not that it "seemed" like they were keeping the humans as trophies, it's directly stated they were kept as trophies. Why not take any other animals from earth anyway? Why are humans the only trophies?
>>89771086
You already reminded me today.
>>89770930
He did you fucking retard.
>>89771048
>that's who Peridot is and always has been
No.
Being a meme was an aspect of Peridot, but it wasn't her whole character like it is now.
>>89771076
>She had to experience 14 years worth of townie filler.
In Universe, that's called a normal life.
>>89771048
>Cool Lapis
Lapis was always shit. People only liked her because she has the most sex design of all the Gems.
>>89771086
Wait hold up, The Return/Jailbreak came out in March 2015?
>>89769977
HOLLY IS PURE AND NOT FOR FUCKING
>>89771105
>Yo her name is Rose QUARTZ
Tell me where the yes is.
>>89771096
>Catchphrases
>Meep morp
>Shipping
>Obsession with a tv show
>Edgy Lapis
>Peridots aay lmao obsession
Come on anon
>>89771057
well shit then Blue Diamond should have been quicker before letting PD die then huh?
Your waifu is a bitch and I can't wait till Bismuth shatters her.
>>89771091
>>89771112
If a character acts weird and quirky, does that mean it's a meme?
>>89768799
checked.
>tfw all I want is to longingly hold Peri's hand while we take soothing walks on the beach and talk about life. All I want is to cuddle with her when the nights get cold. To support her as she tries to transition to life on Earth.
It hurts... Why do I have to suffer so?
>>89771115
Before Rose Realized all the townies are uninteresting but she was stuck watching them.
She basically watch SU if it never focused on the gems.
Jasper is my friend
Jasper is my wife
Jasper is my mom
Jasper is my lover
Jasper is my sister
Jasper is my soulmate
>>89771174
lel
>>89771149
Yes. Every joke or quirky moment is now a meme. Just like any act of being a shithead online is a troll.
>>89771137
Rose. QUARTZ.
Hey.
Idiots.
>>89771178
kys
>>89771149
There's a difference. Weird and quirky is fine when balanced with more serious character traits. When the weird and quirky is all you have, then you're a meme.
>>89771008
In a way that's how zoos started. Royal menageries were the proto-zoos, and royals would be gifted (or would take) exotic animals from lands they conquered or tried to get diplomatic supremacy over
>>89771188
This bait is long past its expiration date. Throw it away already.
>>89771139
>Not liking the most ayy Gem liking ayys
You have no soul
>>89771185
Does that mean Onion is an actual onion?
>>89771188
Look up "cut Rose Quartz" and stop being retard.
>>89771174
*shit
*shit
*shit
*shit
*shit
*shit
>>89771139
>Catchphrases
She only said "Wow! Thanks" a few times.
>Meep morp
Only happened once.
>Obsessed with a tv show
So are Connie and Steven
>Edgy Lapis
Lapis is just grumpy not edgy
>Peridots aay lmao obsession
Only two examples of that
Still not seeing how that ties into memes; of Peridot had Pepe boxers, you'd be on to something.
How did they not notice his gem
>>89771222
Jasper potty trained me yes
>>89771210
Since you're being a fagmuffin and not answering me, and based on your shitty posts so far I'm just going to assume that the answer is 'yes'
>>89771230
Plot magic
>>89771230
Because the plot didn't call for it.
>>89771096
Because everything Peridot and Lapis do seems like meme bait.
Like the writers want everything they do to become a meme, and be quoted online, and used as reaction images.
>>89771241
He stopped falling for you dumb bait
Reminder that Steven is Pink Diamond
>>89771230
SUGAR IS A FUCKING HAAAAAAAACK
EXPLAIN THIS SHIT
>>89771164
Again, a normal life.
Steven didn't even start living with the Gems until recently.
>>89771188
>every other gem with a cut in that picture is cut in it's real world counterpart except for the rose quartz
>IT DOESN'T FIT GUISE
Wow you're fucking stupid. If you were going to use the cut of the gem as evidence you might have wanted to update the stale bullshit image with a Jasper that was cut like the show instead of one that vaguely resembled her gem.
>>89771139
Come one, anon. It's called Flanderization.
>>89771188
Then explain all those bubbled Rose Quartz that looked exactly like Steven's Gem.
Checkmate Pink Diamond fags.
>>89771203
Okay, so why only humans? And not just 1 or 2 humans, but several humans, enough to breed for 6000 years without genetic inbreeding.
>>89771188
We've seen a whole room full of bubbled roses that all look just like Stevens gem
>>89771241
I'll tell you if I'm autistic or not as soon as you tell me why Ian avoided a definite yes.
>>89771230
Can they see shit through the fingers?
Is it even manually operated or are those automatic fingers?
>Holly Blue will never bonk your head together with someone else's head
>>89771188
This is cut rose quartz now kill yourself thx
Will a section with the comics be added to sug.rocks?
>>89771261
>>89771262
>>89771278
Gem technology is known for ignoring human hybrids.
Remember Jail Break?
>>89771300
I want my head to be bonked with Jasper's head
>>89771284
Oh my god.
Rose was on a possibly multiple year hiatus.
>>89771290
>>89771299
They took photos at the very least before the shirt was off. It seems strange it would ignore everything specific after that
>>89771293
Besides the bottom.
>>89771230
Because that's not logical. There's no reason that a gem would fall into the human shoot so there isn't anything in there to detect gems, because a gem wouldn't be there.
>>89771286
It's called character development you damn tvtropes retard
>>89771228
>perifags defending the meme their autistic waifu has devolved into
Will you defend her star hair too?
>>89771272
>Steven is half of Pink Diamond
>Lapis is half of Blue Diamond
guys...
>>89771318
Remember that giant fucking gem sticking out of his stomach?
>>89768845
How can one gem be this precious
>>89771328
Has Sugar ever had a haircut that doesn't look retarded?
>>89771340
>character development
Does it still count as character development if Peridot is barely a character anymore?
>>89771362
Jasper is the most precious gem
>>89771348
The cameras went off before his shirt came off. The fingers themselves can't see shit. Also
>>89771339
>>89771328
I always forget about that shirt with Steven's gem
>>89771381
kys
>>89771375
FUCK YOU
SHES CUTE
>>89771400
kys
>>89771342
>assuming I'm a Perifag
I'm just pointing shit out.
>Star hair
Literally what?
>>89771411
>Not knowing about star hair
1. Figure it out from context
2. Newfag leave
>>89771411
Peridot asked where she was gonna put the star.
It became a meme to say it would be her hair.
Some people took it seriously, and some people even think it's a good idea.
>>89768783
Do people forget the second half of Beta and Earthlings exist for Peridot? Yes she was obnoxious for the first half of Beta, but in the second half and Earthlings I feel she returned to her techy self, and she never did anything annoying
>>89771328
In a way, I admire Sugar. I'm still looking for someone that I like, but she already found that person. To be fair, I'm 21.
>>89771386
They can detect and track his movement or else they could take his clothes off, etc
>>89771375
This was back in the day.
>>89771004
>People actually believing that once Raven and Paul get the chance to board her again space giraffe won't come back.
How naive
>>89771342
>star hair
Oh, you're one of those retards.
>>89771188
are you going to complain about the red herring when we inevitably learn the truth about PD and Rose?
>>89771348
Yeah? And? A gem wouldn't be put in the human chute so there isn't anything in there to detect gems because why would a gem be there?
Are you forgetting that Steven is the only hybrid in existence? Have you forgotten how easy it was for him to escape Homeworld's containment shields in Jailbreak? Homeworld stuff just isn't designed for human/gem hybrids. it's a one or the other case and Steven's powers fuck up their systems.
>>89771286
Flanderization is what Zuke does by writing all the characters with only their most basic and defining traits and making jokes out of those traits, turning a character from an interesting complex multidimensional person into a retard who does nothing but make memes is called shitty character development/destruction
>>89771441
>she never did anything annoying
>acted like a complete joke during Jasper's fight
>>89771434
Are we really autistic about hair now?
>>89771438
From the promos, the most we'll get is Lapis changing up her hair. Outside the main CGs, I don't anyone is changing their outfits.
>>89771469
>Have you forgotten how easy it was for him to escape Homeworld's containment shields in Jailbreak?
What does that have to do with the GIANT GEM STICKING OUT OF HIS STOMACH that anyone with a pair of eyes could see?
>>89771497
I am highly autistic when it comes to hair
>>89771497
Are you trolling right now?
>>89771230
So let's assume it is a fully automated system. Nobody said the place was monitored by live workers. They probably keep the bare minimum worker population at this station for obvious reasons.
>>89771266
Saying something is memebait is really subjective since anything can become a meme.
Not helped by all the legit memes that come from this show.
>>89771508
The system was designed for humans and is completely automated it seems, anything that wouldn't be on a normal human was ignored.
>>89771381
No, Jasper is close
but Amy is still the most precious
>>89771528
Is giving an opinion trolling now?
>>89771508
You fucking dumbass.
Nothing like Steven has ever existed before.
Steven is both a human and a Gem.
In Jailbreak, he escaped from the containment shields because they only expected to imprison Gems.
In Gem Heist, they didn't fucking see his gem because they weren't looking, because they were only expecting to put humans in the zoo chute.
>>89771441
She was og peridot in the second half of beta yes, but not during the memebarn scene, which just shows that she needs to be taken out of the memebarn, away from lapis, and never be written by zuke. Lapis should be kept away from Peridot, the memebarn and Zuke too. The memebarn just needs to die
>>89771478
She did give that speech about Earth that showed her character growth. The rest was comic relief... tho I dislike how she was the one to finish off Jasper
>>89771328
Why does Sucrose look like she just stepped out of the shower in every photo?
shut up
>>89771533
I'm willing enough to believe it but still
Why are all jasperfags so depressed?
>>89771478
did you really expect her to be a driving force in that fight?
and dont tell me you did because she ended up stabbing her,because that was a joke that was set up trough the whole episode
>>89771579
Jews have natural sheen in their hair.
>>89768888
Can't argue with those quads.
>>89771592
Am not
>>89771592
because best gem is gone
>>89771600
wow
UH!
FUCK YOU!
>>89771568
>From the promos, the most we'll get is Lapis changing up her hair. Outside the main CGs, I don't anyone is changing their outfits.
In Log Date 7 15 2, Peridot asked "Where am I gonna put the star?"
Everyone thought it would be really autistic to replace her diamond shaped hair with star shaped hair.
It has nothing to do with the new promos.
There's no opinions involved.
This is your last (You).
>>89771590
What would be kinda cute is if Ruby fell in there as well to save Steven, but the system noticed that Ruby was not of human physiology and kicked her out while Steven continues on the track.
What was the point of having both Jaspers and Amethysts? They both seem to serve the exact same function.
>>89771611
Yes you are you fucking liar
>>89771635
I have ADD not depression stop projecting
>>89771629
>still thinking I was trolling
Did I offend you somehow?
>>89771628
NO! FUCK YOU!
>>89771541
Yeah, anything can become a meme, but it really looks like they're trying to create memes after seeing how popular Peridot memes were before.
>>89771599
No, I expected for them to not turn the fight into a sideshow routine. If they didn't want Peridot doing anything productive then they shouldn't have focused on her at all and just left the focus on Smoky and Jasper.
>>89771614
>That image
Kek
>>89769743
Tick tock, lub dub. Ah the sounds of meat golem energy transfer systems running smoothly.
>>89771616
spooky
Wait a second were those earings on Greg and Steven for tracking? Because if they were the Diamonds might figure out Steven and Greg escaped from the Zoo and raise hell. In fact I'm calling this shit right now.
>>89768799
yeah
the best to grind down into a better wife
>>89771657
Meh, seems more like forced quirkiness. I.E. They try to make a character likable by making them humorous but end up going the other direction.
Not necessarily meme baiting, just shitty character writing.
>>89771599
Reread what you just wrote.
>>89771653
I thought you were trolling because I couldn't tell if you were retarded or pretending to be retarded.
>>89768783
Favorite episode from each season? Mine:
1A Coach Steven
1B Rose's Scabbard
2 Cry for Help
3 Mr. Greg
4 Mindful Education
(Yes I know this is pretty normie taste)
>>89771698
They're to make them look sexy
>>89771705
I'm sorry I guess?
>>89771634
I don't think the jaspers were suppose to exist, they were only made because homeworld needed some quick soldiers, I think they were meant to be amethysts tho but the rock they were made in made them Jaspers
thats my guess anyway
>>89771592
they're stupid
>>89771702
But the thing is that all of their goofy moments can be easily taken out of context, and put into new contexts.
Just go to the Steven Universe reddit and look at the comments of the top few posts.
There's probably a bunch of people quoting Peridot's memey lines because they're easily exploitable.
Who remembers this?
>>89771706
None, they're all shit.
If I had the choice, I'd give it a TTG/PPG/B10 style reboot.
>>89771634
They do, they're just different colors I guess due to different locations
>>89771698
That would be interesting, but the writers aren't that clever
>>89771292
Because the plan is to breed them...? To preserve the species.
>>89771756
I think you're looking too deep into things.
Reddit tries to force memes for everything.
>>89771706
>pearlfags
>>89771789
So she's trying to preserve only humans as a species from Earth, yet that doesn't qualify as a fascination with humans?
>>89771698
If they were for tracking they probably would have gone off when they left the foresty area they stay in.
>>89771698
Probably just for telling the zoomans what to do and to keep them complacent with brainwave fuckery, Greg was fine with everything and acted like he'd been there for years. Between the warm glow they give off and the voices insistence that everyone smell the flowers I'm convinced they were brainwashing them and Steven's gem was the only thing keeping him from being fucked up.
>>89771815
if they were they'd have LOOBC on there, the mark of a shit taste pearlfag
>>89770592
>a lapis terraforms
ftfy
I want Jasper to be my Valentine
>>89769410
>not another one!
>>89771717
They work like a charm then.
>>89771856
I SAID IT FIRST
>>89771850
You deaf or something?
/sug/, whats the most accurate SU parody that you have in your SU folder?
pic related
>>89771706
-So Many Birthdays
-Garnet's Universe
-Log Date
-Hit the Diamond
well, s4 isn't done yet, but I liked That Will Be All.
>>89771834
>>89771837
>>89771869
The Zoo was pure shit.
Easily the worst episode of the series.
>>89771706
1A: An Indirect Kiss
1B: Lion 3: Straight to Video (probably)
1B/2A: Say Uncle can be placed in either 1b and 2, and I liked it a lot, so it might replace either
2: Sworn to the Sword
3: Probably Bismuth or Bubbled. Or Steven Floats.
4: I don't know. Maybe That will be all for now.
>>89771894
Wow...it's all shit.
>>89771898
Onion Gang will hold that title for a long time to come, anon.
>>89769907
They've had the least interaction.
>>89771188
you know we've seen a whole room full of Rose quarts right?
All bubbled?
This picture doesnt mean shit anymore
>>89771898
It's okay, I've blocked Onion Gamg out of my mind, too.
>>89771923
list your own, m8
>>89771924
No, at least Onion Gang was entertaining. The Zoo was pure agony all the way through.
>>89771898
Oh Ah-non! The Zoo is not worst episode, it is Onion Gang!
>>89771706
Steven and the Stevens or Ocean Gem
The Test
Chille Tid
Hit the Diamond
That Will Be All
>>89771706
1) jailbreak
2) chille tid
3) earthlings
4) mindful education
>>89771951
>Onion Gang was entertaining
>>89771924
>>89771945
>>89771953
Onion Gang is the least offensive episode and people really do make it worse than it is.
Having said that, it's not really an episode I'd go out of my way to watch.
did anyone ever make porn of that gemlet jasper design
>>89768832
>connie is a strat games fag
huh
>>89771875
Is Lapis could teleport why'd she need to fly into space?
>>89771698
>"Holy shit my Diamond we found the escaped humans"
>"With our advanced tracking devices we found they're exactly where we found them the first time"
>>89771706
>1A Coach Steven
nigga
>>89771988
Nobody said she was smart.
>>89771951
>Onion Gang was entertaining
>>89771951
>at least Onion Gang was entertaining.
>>89771951
>Onion
>a whole group of Onion-like kids
they didn't do nearly as much wacky and dangerous shit as I thought they would have. the writers definitely held back on this episode.
Steven's voice made my ears bleed. Fuck this whiny shit
>>89771634
They probably have different weapons and more genreally they have different strengths and weaknesses fit for different situations.
>>89771879
Just woke up and got no time to skim the thread. Was there a leak or any news?
>>89771951
you live in a weird reality my dood
>>89772014
Steven's voice has always been annoying.
>>89771951
>Onion Gang was entertaining
I'm gonna have a good day feb14th, pic related, it's my valentine
>>89771989
>exactly where we found them the first time
>on a completely different continent from where they found them
>>89771879
>>89772040
CN acknowledged the new episode and we got a lapidot comic
>>89771951
AGREED
>>89772014
He's 14 anon. Puberty voices tend to sound whiny.
Sadly, we can't be like Vin Diesel.
>>89770440
intentional double entendre, until the final verses moved on to a more clear statement
>>89772067
*lapiven comic
ftfy lapidirt
>>89772014
>>89772056
Steven's voice is cute.
>>89772065
I shouldn't laugh as hard as I did.
>fucking lined notebook paper
>>89772065
what will lapis' son look like
>>89772040
no
>>89772067
*lapiven comic
She watched him sleep, touched him constantly and then lured him away from Peridot to a secluded area. It was a lapiven comic
>>89772067
>lapidotfags consider anything with Lapis and Peridot in it simultaneously to be Lapidot
kys
you probably even thought the comic was good
>>89772106
Like this and not that other ugly shota picture
>>89771924
>>89771945
>>89771953
I still say House Guest was the worst episode.
>>89771706
1A Steven and the Stevens, So Many Birthdays, Mirror Gem, Ocean Gem
1B The Test, Rose's Scabbard
2 Sworn to The Sword, It Could've been Great
3 Steven Floats, Bismuth, Mr.Greg
That's off the top of my head.
>>89771989
Yeah but I think they would be curious to how they escaped. Holly Blue might get fucked up when they find out.
>>89772110
DAISAN NO BAKUDAN
>>89771879
>>89772063
i hope you two have a wonderful time
>>89772128
that's cute
all of the gems deserve to be steven'd
>>89772130
You can say that all you want, but Onion Gang still exists so...
>>89772130
House Guest was good if only for Gregfags getting BTFO.
>>89772151
We will thank you anon, expect pictures
>>89771898
>>89772130
Pretty much every SoL after Season 2 is trash, can we all agree on that?
>>89772176
They're pretty good though.
>>89771963
>>89772130
Will we ever get an episode that is The Test-tier again, it was perfect.
>>89772192
Pick any from the jasperdemption arc
>>89772189
ugh
>>89772160
Onion Gang is an okay episode.
It's by no fucking means the best, not even cracking top 25. But it's just 11 minutes of kids screwing around, so it's not like it's out and out offensive or low quality.
>>89771879
>>89772192
Doesn't Sworn to the Sword exist though?
>>89772205
Jasper isn't any different from the irrelevant random season 1 monsters that nobody pays attention to
you guys are actually high as fuck
>>89772176
They're good, shut up your stupid mouth.
>>89772176
I thought Restaraunt Wars was one of the funniest townie episodes at least.
>>89771634
Jaspers seem to be more independent, Amethysts seem to be dumb muscle that isn't as dumb as Rubies.
>>89772176
There were a few good SoL episodes during Steven Nuke.
>>89772176
Looking back at s1, even the most boring episodes had some gem magic or a monster showing up to make things fun. It's like gem magic and corrupted monsters were brushed aside once we were introduced to the sci-fi aspect. Now everything needs a fucking explanation instead of just good old ancient gem magic that Steven's too young to understand or care.. I miss that part of the show.
>>89772230
>pearlfags are dumb
>>89772189
>>89772239
just gonna samefag for attention
>>89772271
>being retarded
>>89772063
You are going to have to share.
>>89772067
No way, it's "Steven visits his side hoes" comic. No time for Lapidot here.
>>89772262
To be perfectly honest, SU was incredibly generic back then; how was SU any different from say Ben 10, who had a similar set up in the original series?
>>89772301
You can carry our things and wipe our brows during sexual activities
>>89772303
But Steven is married to them and sleeps at their house, if anything Connie is the side hoe.
>>89771953
That screenshot proves how shit The Zoo was.
>>89772306
Sure it's pretty unique now, but it's uniquely shit.
>>89772306
It's still generic as hell, the only difference is people bloated the fact it was a mostly female cast.
I don't know why everyone called it tumblr just because a cartoon had some lewd moments between females, it's not the only show to ever fucking do that.
And no, lesbians isn't all that original either in cartoons as well, even before Korra there were lesbians.
>>89771951
>at least Onion Gang was entertaining
If Steven and Connie had children, would they inherit Gem Magicks from Steven or not?Also would Connie be immune to Murdercock Jr?
>>89772347
Stop breathing anytime friend.
>>89772306
at least it was well written
>>89772262
>/sug/ circa 2013
>Man this show is so run of the mill. When will get to lore already?
>/sug/ circa 2017
>Does anybody else miss the monster of the week episodes? Man, those were some good times.
Nostalgia is a bitch.
>>89772383
Y6 upset that the fruit is yellow
>>89772398
Lol
>>89772176
I will say that the SOL in season 1 were the best ones because they often incorporated gem stuff to make it fun. The Restaurant Wars episode for example.
>>89772192
Bismuth was pretty top tier imo. I liked that they put that happy chibi bumper so they could crush my heart later in the episode. They should really do 30 min plot episodes more often.
>>89772369
If Steven had kids they'd probably be completely human, that or Steven is infertile like the Liger.
>>89772371
well shit
>>89772306
>incredibly generic
what the fuck
then take me back, god damn it. Take me back to the days when faggots turned the other way because the show looked dumb, when it was still a genuine diamond in the rough.
>>89771634
Jaspers are taller.
So there's that.
>>89771879
my favorite.
>>89772369
Connie doesn't have a gem to pass on, Steven would murdercock himself.
>>89772434
In exchange for penis size. Is it worth it?
>>89772397
vocal minority, changing demographics, expectations for the show
>>89772434
only skinny and our Jasper were taller though
>>89772357
That's you're (disagreeable) opinion anon but how would going back to how it was originally was help?
>>89772362
I dunno, compared to how it was before, the only show I can compare it to is Adventure Time.
>>89772371
Better than being aborted by Bismuth and then having to immediately start fighting for your life against a bunch of terrorists the second you're out of the ground, kiddo!
>>89772393
Not really. Steven was obnoxious back then.
>>89772486
jeez
>>89772486
>fu/ss/ion
>>89772461
>blankets in the sand
>near the water
>playing instead of watching the fucking fireworks
>>89772488
Such is life on Earth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3OjfK0t1XM
>>89772486
>T-this show isn't tumblr at all!
/sug/, fooling no one
>>89771879
>"punish me harder"
>>89772424
>Be me
>Watch Cheeseburger Backpack for the first time
>Wow that was good I like this. Other people shit on it. That's okay though.
>Get lots of episodes and get really into the show and all was well.
>Then the fucking Jailbreak band wagoners arrived. MUH LORE. MUH LESBIANS.
I miss the old days a bit. I still like the show a whole lot but there was some stuff early on I wish they could bring back. When Ian left, it showed.
>Now people talk about what episodes you can skip and when the show starts to get good
>>89772486
Its impossible for this to not sound dirty
>>89769241
I want Nicki Minaj to come back and do a rap song as Sugalite stomps a bunch of homeworld henchmen.
>>89772268
I like it because of Steven and Connie and swordfighting, not because of Pearl.
>>89772513
he is still obnoxious, but now in a more annoying kind of way
>>89771821
Where did I say she wasn't fascinated with humans? Royals who kept menageries were fascinated with their animals, too.
>>89771951
Everyone had a response to this post, so I guess I will too.
>ONION GANG WAS ENTRTRAINING HAHAHAAAAAAAA
(And now I will upload a random picture)
>>89772424
>Steven Universe's premise
>A young boy must help people out with their personal problems and fight monsters while learning to get the hang of his powers.
Not exactly unique and it didn't really help dispel the whole "AT rip off" stigma.
>>89772542
I started getting into the show at around The Test, but the episode that made me really interested in the series was, strangely enough, Joking Victim.
I don't even like Lars.
>>89772548
When it was revealed there was going to be a musical episode, I had hoped it would be Know Your Fusion, and each fusion voice actor would come back and have a song. I'm happy with what we got but it still would've been great
>>89771951
>>89772590
It's ok, maybe one day you'll find somebody else with taste as shit as yours and you won't need to samefag like this.
>>89772371
why are the panels reversed
>>89772634
They're not
>>89772531
Oh god I read this in his screams.
>Blue Diamond will never find a human that looks a lot like Pink Diamond
>>89772590
i thought that was a lizard in the thumbnail
i wanted to see a lizard
>>89772578
Sorry, that was the point of the argument originally, I assumed you were trying to say she wasn't.
>>89772565
>OG Steven
>Tended to be congratulated for every little thing, even when he started the problem.
>Current Steven
>Is currently learning everything has a consequence and not everything will go your way just because you're nice
I can at least appreciate the progress made.
>>89772542
Technically, /sug/ was MUH LORE as far back as Serious Steven.
The MUH LESBIANS crowd grew with each episode passing until reaching it's peak with Jail Break.
>>89772542
Did Ian really have that much influence on the show?
His departure isn't as deeply felt as, say, Rebecca leaving AT.
>>89772617
I love AT, and it was still considered a fun show back in 2013. Lots of people on /co/ knew Rebecca Sugar's work on AT, albeit with varying opinions.
Was I a little confused and put off by the show's poster/premise? Yeah. I also saw threads in /co/ where people laughed and bitched at the design changes from the pilot. But getting past that initial wariness and watching the first episodes was a fuckin magical, at least for me.
IF I COULD BEGIN TO BE
>>89772780
>That poster
>That artist
The sad part is that Grace Kraft was well known around the SU fandom and even did some official comics.
Then she signed for the PPG reboot.
Jesus how times have changed...
>>89772780
this is bugging me what is the one with steven and amy on the bottem from?
>>89772845
Tiger Millionaire
>>89772845
Tiger Millionaire
HALF OF WHAT YOU THINK OF ME
>>89772669
is this a lizard?
This is a lizard
>>89772836
kek
>>89772836
Still funny
I COULD DO ABOUT ANYTHING
I COULD EVEN LEARN HOW TO LOVEEEEEE
>>89772780
I liked the show right from the pilot but it was actually So Many Birthdays that got me hooked.
Honestly, without that one episode, I probably would have never kept up with the show afterwards.
>>89772836
being Ian is suffering
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
WHEN I SEE THE WAY YOU ACT
WONDERING WHEN I'M COMING BACK
>>89772867
>>89772869
thanks bud-os
JASPERS KEEP GOING
>>89772882
yes thank you
I COULD DO ABOUT ANYTHING
I COULD EVEN LEARN HOW TO LOVE LIKE YOU
>>89772838
I mean, it's still CN, and job's a job.
A few months ago, she was freelancing after she left PPG. Not sure if she found another job yet.
>>89772836
I have never seen this before, I am in tears
>>89772942
They're lying, it's actually from that time when Amy raped Steven for a week straight and none of the other CGs believed him.
>>89772836
>my list
>>89772918
>Hounded by retards on social media
>Has to deal with LPT never getting picked up and has to settle with shorts
>Is hated for being Rebecca the Bisexual's boyfriend
>RPG World still haunts him
Sorry bastard.
LOVEEEE LIKE YOUUUUUU
I ALWAYS THOUGHT I MIGHT BE BAD
NOW I'M SURE THAT IT'S TRUE
>>89772631
Nope
YOUR DIAMOND
MY DIAMOND
PINK DIAMOMND!
CAUSE I THINK YOU'RE SO GOOD
AND I'M NOTHING LIKE YOU
>>89772997
>Samefags from his phone
No big surprise
>>89772997
Not them but what the hell is that theme.
>>89771328
Is that the FUCKING WHITE MALE guy?
>>89773045
Reddit Gold Suite
consider the following
>>89772965
I could understand that and if I were in her shoes, I'd be thrilled to be on the team. But now, just imagine having PPG 2016 on your portfolio and nothing else.
On the bright side, I hope free lancing works out for her. Never knew she left PPG.
LOOK AT YOU GO
I JUST ADORE YOU
I WISH THAT I KNEW
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M SO SPECIAL
>>89773039
How are (You)'s even handled? Because sometimes people will reply to my posts, and I wont see a (You)
>>89772977
>RPG World
looks like he's bringing them back
https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/825449631832174592
>>89772834
HALF OF WHAT YOU THINK OF ME
So if gems can be trapped into physical objects and enhance them in some manner, what do these do?
also what would the trapped gems experience?
>>89773046
That's Paul Villeco, a longtime associate of Sugar's and story board artist for SU.
Not sure if there's a connection though...
IF I COULD
BEGIN TO DO
SOMETHING THAT DOES RIGHT BY YOU
>>89773089
I would have Jasper trap me between her legs
>>89772836
what did he mean
>>89773089
stop
>>89772838
Why didn't Rebecca ever hire her, better than the other tumblr artists she keeps hiring
She stills posts her su fanart on tumblr to
>>89773056
I WOULD DO ABOUT ANYTHING
I WOULD EVEN LEARN HOW TO LOVE
>>89772836
I want to be on the list!
>>89773078
>Ian is bringing back RPG World
So I take it he's giving up on OK KO becoming a real thing?
WHEN I SEE THE WAY YOU LOOK
SHAKEN BY HOW LONG IT TOOK
I COULD DO ABOUT ANYTHING
I COULD EVEN LEARN HOW TO LOVE
God this thread is so garbage
The first time I started watching SU and made a thread I didn't understand why it got promptly deleted and after I tried again it got me banned for some hours.
Now I undertsnad
LIKE YOU
LOVE LIKE YOU
LOVE ME LIKE YOU
>>89772882
now show me
A LIZARD WIZARD
>>89773187
It was actually because you're a retard.
>>89773207
heyI love you
>>89773139
You need to take a storyboard test that creator's hand out.
By the time Sugar was hiring out storyboarders on tumblr, Grace had signed up for PPG while Lauren and Amber aced their tests.
TL;DR the timing couldn't be worse
>>89773139
Maybe she replaced Colin? Her twitter bio still says she's a storyboard artist but not for what.
*CALM CRICKET CHIRPS*
>>89773213
I'll do you one better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8azlP-FgHs
>>89773161
I don't know, he could just finally be finishing the damn thing.
Does you know who still drop episodes a day early?
>>89772836
i dont get it
>>89773236
Colin left?
Or are the boarders shifting because of Zuke?
>>89773277
Jasper has the new episode on her netbook
>>89772965
She left PPG? I thought she was enjoying her job there considering she was like the only crew member actively making promos for it on her blog or did the reboot get cancelled?
>2 days before episode
>no leaks
>>89773263
dank, gave me a laugh
>>89773045
can you post the full pic of that fusion?
>>89773288
No Colin went back to character design around December, so now there's some unknown new boarder.
>>89773343
How many new characters do we need this late in the game?
>>89773317
The reboot was renewed for a second season.
I think the PPG crew are getting serious and weeding out the weak links. Julia Vickerman is confirmed gone.
>>89773337
I rarely post the full pic because of the weirdest version of tornado hair i've ever seen.
>>89773317
Probably cancelled because the ratings and reception were shit.
>>89773317
https://gracekraft.tumblr.com/post/150138119053/hey-guys-im-currently-in-the-process-of-job
here's she's talking about job-hunting.
>>89773371
her hair looks like a pastry roll
>>89773377
AND THEN SUGAR HIRED HER IMMEDIATELY
Lapis ___
>>89773236
>>89773343
I'm pretty sure Tran was the mystery boarder.
Grace is a free lancer now anyways. If she storyboarded, it'd be like a one time thing.
>>89773297
>7
Oh sweet will she be uploading it soon?
>>89773371
source?
THIS
UH
THIS SHIP IS GOING DOWN
>>89773404
Delete your life
>>89773411
>11
Yes tomorrow at 7
>>89773373
Sadly, CN is still trying to make it a thing.
It was renewed for a second season already, so they're stuck with it. Plus, they need PPG for Ben 10 synergy.
>>89773409
tran who
>>89773425
http://hantabe.tumblr.com/post/143972515116/jasper-and-sapphire-okay-so-ruby-isnt-there
>>89773475
Some Asian boarder who did Homestuck art. She was seen with the Crewniverse.
>>89773502
You mean Tang?
She might be...
>>89773485
>okay so ruby isnt there
And that's why the cropped version has a jokeful filename
>>89773233
Aw, that was unfortunate for her.
>>89773236
That would be cool, but she could be working on any show at CN. Also wouldn't she have to work as a storyboard revisionist first before being promoted to storyboarder?
>connie never will be your gf
why live
>>89773243
They uploaded a promo already
Iloatheher
>>89773442
go on..
>>89773562
Idon't particularly feel strongly one way or the other abouther.
>>89773337
>>89773425
>>89773485
And it's fucking Josuke
>>89773557
Shut up pedo
>>89773562
i____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________rather like____her
>>89773596
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR??
>>89773617
no u
>>89773631
And then that shit stain LOOoBC aired
>>89773631
>Her optimism: Gone
Lars is trans???
>>89773526
I don't think so, she has experience boarding already.
>>89773657
I liked it alot anon
Made best Pearl Canon
>>89773657
I thought people liked that episode?
Or were they still pissed about the name?
>>89773631
back when she had good TASTE
>>89773688
Pearlfags liked it. Pearlfags aren't people.
>>89773657
I just thought of something; since Lauren created S, what's going to happen to Pearl's waifu now that Zuke is gone?
>>89773657
>>89773688
it was a fantastic episode, and she didn't board the best parts.
only lapidotcunts dislike the episode
It shouldn't because I know it doesn't effect me at all.
But the fact that people LIKE Pearl makes me angry.
>>89773665
be original with your bait pls
If this game was more indeph, what would the character stats be?
Steven- balanced
Garnet- high Power and Technique, low Speed
Amethyst- high Power and Speed, low technique
Pearl- high Speed and Technique, low Power
Peridot- low speed and power, but highest technique in the game
Jasper- low technique and speed, but highest Power in the game
Can't think of anything for Lapis, maybe low stats all around but she can fly? Idk
>>89773716
>only lapidotcunts dislike the episode
But
they weren't even in the episode
what
>>89773692
Obviously this means Lapearl will be canon but she was just brainwashed by the peri memes
>>89773643
I just want to live aclodfree life
>>89773714
no she didn't
she helped create S
becky gave them the idea of pearl liking a human and then they all work on it
>>89773717
Was this pic trying to be creepy?
>>89773707
>t. person with shit taste
>>89773722
Haha
>>89773717
i don't like pearl i LOVE pearl
>>89773748
No, I'm not a pearlfag.
>>89773716
>pearlfags can't even make a good, logical defense
it was shit kys
Connie is forforcedbreeding!
>>89773726
zuke is known for lapis and peridot
they weren't in the episode, so they dislike it because it was all about pearl.
>>89773692
I paused in shock before I saw "HEX MOUSE"
>>89773756
exactly,
I bet your a Jasperfag, or maybe a memedotfag
>>89773744
But S was designed by Zuke and the wiki does list Zuke as her creator.
I bring this up because I'm worried a Ken Penders incident might spring up.
>>89773377
Oh wow, well I hope she was able to find a good job, she has storyboard artist in her description so maybe shes working on another cartoon.
>>89773617
there's literally nothing wrong with that
MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD
>>89773768
That's dumb. Lapidotfags, I guess.
>>89773717
how could you honestly look at her cute face and say that you don't like her
>>89773794
Nah
>>89773792
OK KO?
>>89773716
kill yourself retard
>>89773785
no... she didn't
it was a group effort
how about instead of using a fucking wiki as a source you actually find the real one
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/150187748494/bad-pearl-is-real-last-one-was-all-ive-ever
>>89773683
True. If she replaced colin than her and jeff would probably make for a good team.
It's been
Page 10 forverz
>>89773725
Why would Jasper and Garnet have low speed
>>89773826
you first zuke
when did all the redditards enter the thread
>>89773875
I don't know, when you did enter the thread?
>>89773725
Lapis- high power, low tech, and moderate speed probably, her powers are all power and no finesse
>>89773875
About a week ago
>>89773827
We'll first, fuck the SU Wiki.
Second, glad to know Zuke contributed shit to S. I was honestly worried about another Ken Penders.
I wonder what will happen to S though.
>>89773812
Oh possibly!
>>89773812
When does that come out so it can overtake SU and cancel it?
>>89773854
I'm not sure what else they would lose. Special charge maybe?
>>89773935
...Who knows at this point?
The pilot was released back in 2013, around the same time as SU.
All we have are shorts.
How hard would you guys kill yourselves if the next episode is actually about Lapis, Peridot, and Connie just watching Little Butler at the temple?
>>89773994
I already watched the episode Peridot dies.
>>89773935
>thinking KO will cannibalize SU
From what little we've seen, KO is vastly different from SU; it's closer to Regular Show than anything else.
SU managed to supplant AT because it was the only other cartoon with an ongoing plot.
>>89773994
It would be full of foreshadowing bring it on. I hope Connie gives lapis a handie
>>89773759
no. she's for hugs and cuddly fug
>>89773759
I mean it is Indian culture.
>>89773812
>>89773935
>>89773971
>>89774008
I thought that shit was cancelled.
Ian hasn't talked at all about it that's for sure.
>>89774059
He was advertising the newest shorts two months ago.