/sug/ - Steven Universe General

first for Peridot being the best Wife Material.

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>>89768783
/ss/econd

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lapiven

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can we get some more fucking Opal

>>89768799
I would disagree, but my wife material is currently shards.

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canon

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FACT: No other fusion is as good as Ojou-sama

except if saltwater became canon

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>>89768817
Pearl would freak out and scream at Jasper for letting that happen.
Amethyst would laugh, high five Steven, and then shapeshift into Jasper while Pearl gets even angrier.
Garnet would give Steven a thumbs up.
Peridot would say something like "Wow, Steven! Bold new look!"
Lapis would be turned on. She always thought Jasper's stripes were sexy, but wished Jasper could be a shota.
Jasper would be confused, but proud, of her new son.

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here's the best gem, amethyst

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jasper is best gem

>>89768832
delusion

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Male ruby leak revealed

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>>89768821

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>>89768799
damn anon, that's a fine choice. I respect your opinion

>>89768845
>>89768847
lel

Too bad you're both wrong.

>>89768783
The SU team doesn't do chibis right. I feel like none of the characters should have noses in that style, which both Pearl and Amythyst do. Pearl/Opal kind of need one, but then it messes up consistency. That, and I don't think they're stylizing the designs enough.

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>>89768821
>>89768865
No fuck off, I hate chips but I love this cheeto!

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>>89768855
nuh-uh

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Jasper Is The Best Gem

>>89768847
KILL YOURSELF!

>>89768883
*fattest

>>89768883
kys

>>89768888
quads confirm

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>>89768855
Lapis is just a ripoff of Flame Princess but shittier and more autistic, and Rebecca knew FP and Finn were meant to be together, Lapiven is Rebecca's dream ship

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>>89768883
Objectively wrong.

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>>89768888
>8888
Fuh...fuh...fuck you man

>>89768878
ugh

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>>89768821

>>89768871
well obviously it's not either of the meme gems and I'm pretty sure all the garnetfags have long died of starvation, so

>>89768923
kys

>>89768832
>Conquers 5
>Not 4

shit tastes

>>89768888
I mean, he can kill himself, but jasper is still based.

But you can't marry Jasper.

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How does Lapis actually view Steven? He did save her from the mirror, but he was no naive about the Crystal Gems to her.

>>89768930
It's Yellow Diamond. She's objectively the most perfect gem.

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>>89768943
She breaks into his house and licks his toothbrush daily.

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>>89768907
That image conforms my theory that Lapis loves Steven so much that a simple hug from him is like Nirvana. she treats every hug and kiss like a gift from the heavens.

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Reminder that Lapis was meant to go to the Beta Kindergarten to be Jasper's mom and that Bismuth is a baby killer.

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>>89768940
I CAN and WILL marry Jasper

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Gems should meme

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>>89768783
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

>>89768976
Lapidirts should kill themselves.

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>>89768952
wrong, the most perfect gem in canon is none other than Jasper aka best gem

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>>89768923
Degenerate
>>89768943
She wants his diQ, she's a Poil disguised as a blue gem.

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>>89768966
Reminder that if you don't believe this theory you are a retard.

>>89768995
Why does Opal have breast implants?

>>89769005
body image issues

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>>89768966
Look at that little autismo called Lapis, she probably wants to befriend the explosions.

>>89769024
*vomits*

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>>89768995
>>89769005
was just about to mention.

what is this gross shit i demand a redraw

>>89768966
why couldn't bismuth have completed the breaking point earlier

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I want to pet best gem?

>>89768918
The mods hate everything

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>>89769005
She wants to have boobs as naturally impressive as Malachite's

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>>89768871
i bet you like peridot

disgusting retard

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>>89769042
Will Pink Diamond keep Steven and Jasper as her favourite gems?

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>>89769054
I can see where that jealousy might stem from now.

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>>89768943
You know I kind of aspect that even on homeworld Lapis didn't really have anyone that loved her and she had no one to love herself.
But then she met Steven a boy who saved her from her prison just because he felt he needed to.
Ever since then Lapis has discovered love, its growing stronger in her "heart" everyday the more she sees him the more time the spend together makes her love him all the more.
Now all Lapis can think about is him, she stays on Earth not because its beautiful, but because the most beautiful and caring gem lives on it,

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>>89769054
Are these impressive breasts?

>>89768987
*perfect quartz
And the perfect quartz is about the same as a perfect rock in comparison to a Diamond.

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>>89768832
>Chrome

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>>89769033
you haven't gotten a less reflective computer screen yet? if it costs to much then maybe just start wearing a bag over your head when you get online to shitpost on 4chan

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What will happen first /sug/? Jasper Redemption, White Diamond Reveal, or the show being canceled?

>>89769105
The third one

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>>89769092
>>89769092
they're ok.

but what does this have to do with su

>>89769105
Jasper redemption, it will happen shortly

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What if all Lapis's just natural love little boys?
And all Lapis's on homeworld and hungry for human shota?

>>89769105
cancellation, it'll finish after a skirmish on earth with yellow and blue, nothing concluded.

>>89768832
is homework where connie hides her disgusting interspecies erotica?

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>>89769123
Are you Jasperfags that delusional?

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How would Lapis react if her freind Peridot legit hurt Steven for what ever reason?

>>89769145
kys

>>89769145
They have to be.

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>>89769124
>What if all Lapis's just natural love little boys?
This doesn't flow right grammatically.

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>>89769145
yes i am

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>>89769086
Lapis was bullied by the other Lapises everyday because they were jealous she was stronger and had her gem on her back. Steven was the first person to ever be her friend, she doesn't know where friendship ends and love begins.

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>>89769105
Jasper redemption is cancelled, Lapis arc/song is cancelled, Garnet development is cancelled, White Diamond is cancelled, Pink Diamond flashback is cancelled, most new fusions are cancelled, fun au episodes are cancelled, memebarn burning is cancelled, everything is cancelled

>>89769086
>Lapis didn't really have anyone that loved her and she had no one to love herself
I can kind of see this. As a terraformer she probably worked alone, probably spent a lot of time flying through space without any kind of companionship. And then spent a few millennia in solitary confinement with sensory deprivation.
I think her understanding of emotions is kind of fucked up, and she's prone to very, very intense feelings.

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shout out to that anon that said smoky looks like they glow

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>>89769184
Then I feel so sorry for you. You're hoping for something only to be utterly disappointed it's not completely what you want.

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>>89769211
ugh

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>>89769209
Haha slowtards

Pewey owned your asses

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>>89769199
winrar

>>89769199
YESS

>>89768979

>Entire series has inspirations from japanese media
>Every instance in said media of parents trying turn into weapons usually backfires, apart from when the kid is a massive cunt

Somehow, even if this was legit, I think steven would just be content having connie, his dad, and his friends.

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I want Sugilite to step on me!

>>89769241
Too bad she's dead.

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>>89769241
ditto!

>>89769112

He's tired of waiting for the weekend

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>>89769241
Oh anon..........I have some bad news for you....ohh man

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>>89769219
I want Lapis's stunted and intense emotions to be explored more, it's so bad they make her unconsciously control the weather.

>>89769271
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude manbooooooooooooobs

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>>89769100
>a cuck

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>>89769277
Did u make this face? If so, record it or take pics.

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>>89769277
well, I'm gay too, but that's unusually odd.
steven universe

>>89769277
I wish Jasper would shove something near my butt

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>>89769222
Jasper and Steven will be best friends and their friendship will be so great that it will save the show and SU will be renewed to season 20

>>89769149
Peridot is merely tolerated. If it was an accident she would try and kill her, Steven. (in his hobbled state) would stop the fight.

If it was on purpose, Lapis would straight up kill her.

>>89769324
*deeply sexual relationship with occasional platonic breastfeeding

>>89769209
There is something comfy about this image.

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>>89769220
That's very cute anon. It looks like she has a bunch of fireflies hanging out around her.

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>>89769290
Best kind of boobs, bruh

I need more SU genderbend in my life

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>>89769149
She'd turn TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH in 0.2 seconds.

>>89769331
nah, they're BFFs now, she'd be emotionally shocked and question Peridot before going aggressive.

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Love you /sug/

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Don't mind me, just posting the best mom so you plebs can be enlightened.

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>>89769358
Bara Steven's arms are the safest and softest place in the universe.

>>89769369
>They all look like twinks barely different from their original designs
This is dumb, they aren't even hot

>>89769380
>actually believes this

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How do you think Steven would react if he found out that at night Lapis sneaks in through his window and crawls into his bed feeling his warm body, stroking his curly hair and even lightly kissing him.

>>89769369
>Pearl, Ruby, Peridot, and Amethyst are exactly the same
>Garnet and Sapphire just slightly different

what's the point of this exactly

>>89769391
that's not Vidalia

>>89769306
nah , i made a orgasm like one pearl butt edit i saw in the last thread

>>89769403
i hate when ppl make genderbends bara its dumb too me personally

>>89769408
>doesn't watch the show

>>89769416
Yeah, that's why he said "best mom" and not "disgusting, used up, old whore"

>>89769220
>they
You don't understand fusion.

>>89769422
I'm not asking for bara, I don't want twinks, I'm just asking for hot, normal dudes.

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>>89769149
If it was like an annoyed push, Lapis would probably pummel her shit.

If Peridot held malice behind it and maybe even drew blood she would make attempts to shatter her.

Or at least I hope. I fucking hate newPeridot. Can't understand why anyone could possibly even like her. LET ALONE CONSIDER HER WAIFU TIER

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>>89769403
Kill yourselves

>>89769438
you dont understand canon

>>89769416
I said best mom not best leg spreader in Beach City.

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>>89769324
I want Steven and Jasper to have a touching moment where they talk about the loss of their mothers.

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>>89769403

Did you never see the chubby/muscle/bara SU comic with the cigar fetish, dude? When people try to go 'hot' with SU it gets weird fast

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Why couldn't Jasprose have been canon in the past and why couldn't Jasper be even more hurt and angry over Rose's betrayal and the murder of PD because she used to love her

>>89769427
well, onion is a criminal, but at least he's successful at it
Sour Cream is just infinitely superior to Lars in every respect
overall I'd say Vidalia did the better job

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>>89769451
Someone needs more hot bara Steven

>>89769424
If anybody hurt Steven, Lapis wouldn't take who they are into consideration because she barely cares about them at all compared to Steven, whom she loves dearly

>>89769410
Let's be honest. If she does break into his house. It's so she can hug him tightly and listen to his heartbeat, it's not to molest him, In his sleep.

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>>89769450
Why are you mad? She's still in the top 3 most popular waifu in the fandom.

>>89769477
we've got enough characters whose motivations boil down to being gay

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>>89769173
What's if all Lapis' just love little boys natural???

>>89769491
>Sour Cream is just infinitely superior to Lars in every respect
Too bad she doesn't seem to have had anything to do with that looking at her parenting style which is just to let both of her kids do whatever. One just happened to turn out alright by the luck of the draw.

>>89769547
Jasper's motivations are basically "I'm gay for my mommies"

>>89769511
People overestimate her love for Steven, Steven isn't someone who drives her crazy, just a good friend, same with Peridot. Its the other CGs that need to start talking to her at the very least.

>>89769173
Because it should be "naturally" not "natural"

>>89769560
When are we going to get the fucking Homeworld momswap AU?

>>89769573
>Steven isn't someone who drives her crazy, just a good friend, same with Peridot

There is no possible way you can successfully argue that Lapis' relationship with Peridot is even anywhere close to her relationship with Steven.

Has anyone here watched Samurai Jack? What is it like? I'm digging the hype and plan to sample a few episodes before the premiere

>>89769580
Ahahahaha! Oh man, that was a good joke.

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>>89769538
I think you guys only consider her waifu-material is because you can relate to her autistic cries.

I hope Homeworld steals her back and shatters her for her insolence.

Of all the people I hope gets killed off, Peridot is 2nd place.

Lets write fake episode plots!
>That episode where Kofi tells Steven about Ghana's military government when he was growing up.

>>89769596
Yes, I can. She's spent months living with Peridot at this point, they've done literally everything together and were even pushed to be in a relationship don't forget. Her relationship with Peridot is almost equal if not equal to Stevens

>>89769580
>good filler
Never.

>>89769638
>That episode where Steven helps Fryman find the man who murdered his wife

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>>89769491
Lars has way more porn than Sour Cream so the superior mom created the superior fuckboy.

Martha did much better.

>>89769450
honestly i still find her fun.I dont see her as "memedot" or something

>>89769651
>were even pushed to be in a relationship don't forget
Every Lapis/Peridot interaction in a Zuke episode is, for all intents and purposes, fanfiction.

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>>89769686
Don't we all?

>>89769638
>That episode where Peridot joined Reddit

>>89769695
No, I don't have shit taste.

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>>89769363
>she
>her

>>89769638
>That episode where something actually happened and the status quo was finally broken.

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>>89769477
god I wish I was Jasper in this pic

>>89769686
More hair

>>89769638
That episode where Steven finds out that Homeworld isn't comprised of monsters, but gems who are just like the Crystal Gems

>>89769609

She'll probably fuse with lapis and become a permanent fusion like Garnet. Which would be great because Lapis lacks character and Peridot is an annoying autist.

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>>89769704
explain to me what you don't like about Lapis.

and dont give me shit points like "hurr memebarn hurr hurr"

>>89769725
God I wish you would kill yourself.

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>>89769220
Smoky a cute.

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>>89769514
>Lapis sneaks into Stevens house at night.
>She crawls into bed with Steven who is fast asleep.
>She put her ears to Stevens chest and listens to the low gentle beat of Stevens heart.
>The beat makes Lapis so happy, she wants to hear the sound everyday.
>Lapis then gets a brilliant idea, when she pulls out a recorder she stole from Peridot.
>She puts the recorder to Stevens chest and lets it record through the night.
>Cut to the next day
>Lapis sitting ontop the roof with headphones on.
>Lapis is at total peace as she listens to the most beautiful beat rhythm in the universe.

>>89769547
But Jasper is already mad that she's single

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>>89769715
>using anything but "it" to describe an alien race

>>89769573
lapidotfags are dumb

>>89769733
Not that anon but she has literally no personality. What can you say about Lapis nowadays?

>Likes Steven
>Likes Camp Pining Hearts
What else is there? She doesn't do anything

>>89769733
explain to me what you don't like about asbestos.

and don't give me shit points like "hurr mesothelioma hurr hurr"

>>89768878
jasper and greg pic related

>>89769767
They're not all Pearls, anon. Some of them can actually think.

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>>89769580
Season 87

>That episode where Steven got a taste for Soylent Cookie Cats

>>89769743
Creepy, yet sweet.

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>>89769686
I love Lapithyst

>>89769734
steven cant make a girl

>>89769199
Real talk, I genuinely want Pearl and Dewey to be a thing.

>>89769638
>That episode where Jasper comes back

leaked ep when

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>>89769833
>SOYLENT COOKIE CATS ARE GEMS!!!

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>>89769874
Better than Mystery Girl.

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>>89769852
still cant believe she stole her look

>>89769882
Friday, a few hours before airtime.
Now kys

>>89769892
She's being Amethyst

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>>89769852
I hope Amethyst and Lapis's fusion is hot.

>>89769892
STOP FUCKING RIPPING PEOPLE OFF SUGAR JESUS CHRIST

>>89769725
sauce for that pic?

>>89768783
What would turn you off the show for good?
>Bismuth only returns on the finale and is redeemed by 1 conversation in steven and they never adress what happened between her and lapis again
>pearls owner was a random gem whos only personality is being abusive
>white diamond was meant to appear but due to time they just write her off
>pink diamond is alive and living in a cave
>rose comes back and lives with steven and greg

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What if Steven started to come onto Pearl?

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>Jack Baker welcomes your favourite gem to the family.
>Does she survive?

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>>89769907
They're the two hottest gems, of course they will be.

>>89769916
Either two or three

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>>89769928
No, she'd definitely accept the gift almost right away.

>>89769907
It's a shame that if they do happen, we'll only see them once and nobody will ever think to acknowledge it.

>>89769916
Last two, also if Lion is Pink Diamond I am dropping the show immediately

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Fuck Holly?

>>89769917
Pearl fucks Steven, and then Lapis finds out and shatters her.

>>89769977
As long as she keeps her boots on

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>>89769928
STEVEN! STEVEN STEEEEEVVVENNNN!

>>89769916

4 is actually pretty likely.

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>>89769977
A B S O L U T E L Y

>>89769977
>we'll never get a double length episode of holly being repeatedly raped by quartzes

Fucking bigots

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>>89769928
WE OPEN OUR HOME, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?

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>>89769941
>They're the two hottest gems

This means nothing when it comes to fusion.

>>89769977
I'd rather she fuck Sapphire.

>>89769733
her backstory is a dull overused trope that only made everyone inside and outside of the show woobify her when she was interesting and morally grey and did things that hurt others. currently there is no reason to like her since everything that used to at least make her interesting is gone. she is no longer mysterious. her anger at the cgs and earth was dropped. she doesn't have any goals or flaws to work on besides the badly written muh depression that appears in the occasional episode. she is boring and doesn't have a consistent personality between episodes, though it usually boils down to acting like a lazy emo cunt or an autistic retarded child. and you said not to mention it, but the memebarn is very stupid and autistic and she is trapped there forever.

what exactly is there to like about lapshit?

>>89770023
>Steven goes into the shared consciousness early and saves Jack
I wish this could happen.

>>89769638
>Connie tries to extend her short human lifespan by shoving gems shards in weird places

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>>89769928
Jack Bakers many eyes are getting poked to shit.

>>89770059
>Implying you don't want to fuck her

>>89770007
I'd make her take the boots off to show her who's in charge.

On a serious note, which gem (That's not Amy, Pearl or Garnet) would make the best mother?

>>89770041
>All of the Amethyst on the zoo take turns taking their sexual frustration out on holly.
>Even our Ammy dominates her and uses her like a toy.
>It's Stevens turn, he is too shy too do anything and just asks if she needs a tissue or a drink.

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>>89769941
>Thinking amethyst is hot

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leaked peridot redesign

>>89770088
kys

>>89770064
Yeah, but she's cute.

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>>89769597
It is great and the new season is going to be dope and I am dropping SU for it as soon as it airs two days after my birthday.
>https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=samurai+jack+jack+vs+aku

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>>89770069
>"Steven free my family."

>>89770104
Rose, then Sapphire.

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>>89770097
Too big and mean for me.

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>>89770132
>Jack gets saved and joins the Crystal Gems.

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God I wish I kept my folder organized

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>>89770104
Jasper aka the nurturing stone

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>>89770115
This is more your speed right?

>>89769638
>That episode where Steven went into every person's mind at once to initiate Human Instrumentality.

Is Jasper big and bulky to compensate for her tiny gem?

>>89769916
All of those.
Also would drop if:
>Any ships besides the already canon ones becoming canon
>Nothing with Lapis' beef with the CGs or her past is ever addressed
>Homeworld becomes a totally loving Empire that operates on love
>Steven beats the Diamonds with a gay song and no side suffers casualties
>Homeworld never invades Earth
>The fucking memebarn never gets burnt to ash
>Jasper never comes back
>Rose is not PD

Honestly, I'm already on the verge of dropping this. If the end of the season doesn't satisfy, I'm done.

>>89770059
A-At least Opal is pretty hot...

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>>89770141
Those words... is it possible to use them in a sentence together like that?

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WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MAKE HER CRY /SUG/?

>>89770192
yeah

>>89770192
Yes, she has a very small dink.

>>89770194
2, 7 and 8 might happen.
the "steven beats the diamonds with a gay song" might disturbingly come close to the truth.
i just hope the show can surprise us.

>>89770238
Pink Diamond deserved to die.

>>89770238
your mom gay

>>89770194
you should just quit now desu, Jasper will come back but everything else on your list is pretty much guaranteed. Love Trumps hate after all :^)

>>89770238
Stop crying and turn those humans to mulch, you inefficient twat.

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>>89770162
I want it so much.

>>89770194
>Still believes Rose is PD
What a tard

>>89770104

Probably Jasper. She would put him out of his misery

>>89770167
All I want is for Jasper to come back, and be a better mother to Steven than Rose ever could have been just to spite her.

>>89770162
He deserved better, he deserved this.

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>>89770041
There's always Holly Blue Agate is Desperate, Pass It On

>>89770267
I've been here too long to not see this through until the end of the season at least.

>>89770238
I just asked her where the bus stop was

Why does everyone get so emotional about that question?

>>89770238
"I understand"

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>>89770194
>Steven sings Love Like You to the Diamonds and they immediately give up and start crying and kissing each other
MAKE IT HAPPEN SUGAR

Damn, those Jasperfags are really delusional.

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>>89770303

>>89770104
Lapis if the child in question was Steven, if not then The Famethysts

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>>89770238

Nothing, I love her too much to ever do something like that

>>89770303
All waifufags go through phases like this. Before the Freaks it was the Perifags, before that the Pearlfags.

Lapisfags kill themselves before they get to the point of delusion tho, Literally all of our prominent Lapisfags an heroed

>>89770107
If Steven saw the Earth gems dominate Holly, sexually do you think the human side of him would like it?

Would he like watching gems, use watch other like that? Also would Ammy tease him for it?

>>89770167
We'll never get Cool But Still an Asshole Aunt Jasper, who will pick Steven up no questions asked when he gets in over his head at an out of control party with the Cool Kids but calls him a pussy on the way home

>>89770353
RIP cold tea

>>89770381

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>>89770047
SHITCOCK!

>>89770353
>Literally all of our prominent Lapisfags an heroed
If only those other fags followed their example. This general might be good then.

>>89770353
You either die an hero or live long enough to see yourself become delusional

I have a feeling BDfags will be taking the first option

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>>89770413
BD is flavor of the month bullshit, YD will always be the superior diamond

Going on /sug/ while drunk is fun.

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>>89770394
Would you stick it inside Martha's bug cooch?

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>>89770334

Wait, /sug/

Is it

>Whats the use of feeling blue

or

>Whats the use of feeling, blue

cause they both say very different things

>>89770353
Lol remember when people liked Pearl

>>89770440
Yes

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What do you think it would take for Lapis to lose control and rape Steven like a sex crazed monkey?

>>89770303
I know, right?
Why do people think Jasper is coming back? Just because she appears in promotional material, was outright stated by the creators to be more complex than she appears, is an important part of multiple characters' arcs, exists in a show all about acceptance and redemption, and is a ripoff of one of the most famous redeemed villains in anime, doesn't mean Jasper is coming back or anything.
How could they be so delusional.

>>89770433
YD OLD AND BUSTED

>>89770444
Who?

>>89770452
She's too lazy to rape someone. She probably wouldn't even react if she was getting raped.

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>>89770436

I would stick inside a bug cooch

>>89770452
see his dick

>>89770433
Both of them a shit. They're willing to screw over their empire just because Rose killed Pink Diamond.
They need to get their shit together, scrape all that useless organic matter off of Earth and finish the damn colony.

>>89770194
>Any ships besides the already canon ones becoming canon
unless another, smarter Zuke comes along it won't happen because Rebecca doesn't want it to
>Nothing with Lapis' beef with the CGs or her past is ever addressed
her beef with the CGs was dropped a while ago, unless there is something more to her backstory we don't know yet then her development on that is over too
>Homeworld becomes a totally loving Empire that operates on love
that endgame is not unlikely
>Steven beats the Diamonds with a gay song and no side suffers casualties
there might not be a lot of stakes or casualities but there will probably be more to it than one gay song
>Homeworld never invades Earth
that might happen eventually
>The fucking memebarn never gets burnt to ash
sorry but it was introduced in season 2 and there isn't anything else they're going to think of to do with memepiss and memedot
>Jasper never comes back
she will come back eventually, they aren't going to leave corrupted gems as they are, but it's not guaranteed she'll actually get an arc
>Rose is not PD
she was made by PD to take care of humans, 99% chance she isn't PD

>>89769638
>That episode where centipedlee and his crew were cured and have a competicion whit the rubys

>>89770458
The simple fact that it's too fucking obvious.

>>89768826
She will be reforged.

>>89770272
They didn't introduce that body transfer power if it wasn't going to be important later, dude.

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>>89770436
>Implying anyone could resist her bug filled snatch.

>>89769220
little late to this thread party but holy shit, pretty damn good anon and does look good with glow in the dark

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>>89770353

The jasperfags have been dellusional for almost a year now tho

>>89770452
It would take any rational human being to be involved in the writing process.

>>89770458
lmao kys

>>89770452
Steven buying her chocolates.

You guys what if they can't cure Jasper but Steven befriends her like Centipeetle and she becomes the CGs pet dog

She can live in the meme barn and Peridot can walk her and feed her and brush her hair

>>89770452
>Hey Lapis, I'll teach you to sleep tonight. How about if we go to my bed?

>>89768843
Perl would also be good, mostly for the memes. They'd basically be PG Rick Sanchez.

JASPER WILL BE MY VALENTINEEEE

>>89770528
She would come right then and there.

>>89770533
Jasper doesn't exist. Go out and get a girlfriend, anon.

Does it make me deslusional If I had a wank to Jasper?

>>89770458
>This is what Jasperfags actually believe.

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>>89770533

>>89770526
I think it would be better if they just shattered her.

>>89770560
Yes, because you deluded yourself into thinking that wanking to Jasper is something that is desirable.

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>Oh boy, I sure hope no one tries to rape me.
>That would just be awful.

>>89770440
is this a shitpost

>PERIDOT! YOU HAVE MENTAL POWERS!
>a lapis telePORTS
>what's the use of feeling blue (up the poon)

>>89770458
>was outright stated by the creators to be more complex than she appears
i know theres fights about jaspers return on these threads but the fact that the creators DID say this,and the most complex we had from her so far is her screaming pink diamond,to me it means she will return

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>>89770587
DID SOMEONE SAY BOY???

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>>89770458
CHEESE SANDWICH AS PRETTY AS CAN BE

CHEESE SANDWICH PLEASE COME BACK TO ME

>>89770592
*tells reports

>>89770614
And now someone will say "kys".

>>89770619
Control yourself Lapis, Steven is young.

>>89770637
No it's just you we don't like, that Jasperfag seems fine

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>>89770587
Yeah. It would be, wouldn't it?

>>89770595
Why would I want a fat autist like you as my gf when I already have a very fit and not autistic gf named Jasper

>>89770680
>Jasper
>not autistic
>not fat
lel

>>89770656
I would say he could shape-shift himself to be older but then Lapis wouldn't want him any more

>>89770661
>we
don't speak on behalf of me fucktard, kill yourself

>>89770637
kys

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>>89770680
>jasper
>not fat
>not autistic

>>89770452
She's already crazy, her rape count is at 2 right now.

>>89769193
You're cancelled you mean!

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>>89770533
Oh yeah valentine's day is coming up
now i feel sad
Time for some music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F8HvKqnp5s

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>>89770458
I don't want to see Jasper 'redemeed' this way.

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>>89770697
>>89770718
Jasper is just beefy, and she could be not autistic if she really wanted to

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Should I leave /sug/?

>>89770776
Is there any hope of bringing those two back, even a little, from their meme hell?

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It's almost Singles Awareness Day guys.

>>89770776
True. I want Jasper to be more complex and not as a easy to sway.

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>>89770764

hey thats Lapis' meme!

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remider your blue waifu made her cry

>>89770790
Yes, go fix your fucking show.

>>89770776
Maybe if we're lucky, Jasper won't come back until after Zuke is fired.

>>89770794
If YD did they can too.

>>89770820
Should have run faster.