/swco/ - Star Wars Comics & Cartoons

>>89713631
>that image
Where do you find this shit?

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>PUBLISHING NEWS: Star Wars: Thrawn has just been officially approved by LFL! We are now good to go for the book's April 11 release.

Reading order site I'm shilling
http://starwarsreadingorder.com/

As much as I hate the book, OP needs to be updated with Doctor Aphra #4 coming out this week.

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>>89713667
Let's hope it's not as boring as Tarkin was.

>>89713725
For the love of God can we not use the autistic fetish one.

>>89713672
I don't understand your site. Reading order?

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its a hat

>>89713890
Aren't portions of the brain housed in lekku?

>>89713834
Click "The Order" under Canon or Legends, should bring you to a list of every movie/comic/cartoon/etc. in chronological order. Canon was completed a few days ago with Legends being currently worked on. You can also make an account to track your progress.

>>89713834
yeah srsly.
>>89713672
your site is ugly and confusing

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I'm reading pic related atm
Its my first SW comic

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>>89713951
Good choice. I recommend this next.

>>89713631
>shit fetish edition
That should be grounds for deletion, especially on a blue board.

>>89713915
she doesnt have lekku its a hat

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>>89713994
Bruh, she's a Togruta. Togruta have lekku. I'm pretty sure they can't even wear hats.

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>>89713994
>>89713915

>>89713994
>>89713915
The only way to settle this is to ask Pablo or Ashley on twitter.

Who wants to do it?

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>>89714019
bra naw its a hat

>>89714059
how do i start a twitter account

>21 posts
>9 IPs
This general should only be up on the weekends.

remember the force.net forums? Holy shit is that place a sjw hugbox

>>89714134
Has anything bad happened? Link?

>>89714134
Don't be that guy. Fuck off.

>>89714184
nah, I just visited today. I forget how bad the rest of the internet is outside of 4chan

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i missed my chance to post this on chinese new years itself

>>89714205
What guy?

>>89714272
The 'lel fucking sjw cucks tumblr boogeyman' guy. That guy is shit. Don't be him.

>>89714347
Look at this dude. The "The lel fucking sjw cuck tumblr boogeyman guy" guy.

>>89714548
Well look at this guy.
He's the "The "The lel fucking sjw cuck tumblr boogeyman guy" guy" guy.

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>>89714842
>Ezra getting buttfucked

HAHA I LOVE IT MAGGLE

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>>89713740
Take some ritalin then read it

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>>89713794
>autistic fetish one
Between a giantess thread and people who refuse to let KOTOR go, I'm not sure which one counts more.

>>89714958
Joke's on you, your indecisiveness is my true fetish

What's death scene got you the most?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhoiZktcetk

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>>89713667
I NEED IT

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>>89715111
he knew everything and no one believed him
this scene hurts every time

>>89715211
Rex and Kix did, at the very least.

So have they ever explained where humans in the SW universe came from? Is there an Earth somewhere in the galaxy? Or are they not humans but a case of convergent evolution? Or is it an alternate universe thing where they do have a home planet, but it's just not called Earth?

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What the fuck is his problem?

>>89715273
No, no, unknown, its a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

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>>89715111
I need to rewatch this arc. One of the best in the series, by far

>>89715275
He's literally crazy

>>89715275
His mom and brother were killed by people his enemies
He got chopped in half by a padawan
He lived as an insane spider person for over a decade
He got his ass handed to him by his old master
He was dethroned as ruler of a planet
His "apprentice" doesn't trust him
Being Maul is pure suffering

>>89713915
No, that'd be dangerous. Wtf?

>>89715275
He literally doesn't have a dick. His only intercourse is oral.

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>>89715072
No. We need to go deeper.

>>89714126
>no fun allowed

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So apparently Orson/Jynn is a ship.

This is a very confusing ship, considering they don't interact until the last 5 min of the movie.

>>89715273
At one point they were going to have an explanation tied to some other George Lucas film about a dystopian Earth. There was going to be time travel involved and humans grew out of the small group that got sent to the past.

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>>89715397
Well after he couldn't get Galen he had to settle for less

>>89715397
wat
Isn't he like her sort of her evil uncle?

Do the Jedi have a rule against having sex?

>>89715459
Nope.

>>89715459
As long as you don't get attached.

>>89715398
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Exodus
You're talking about this, right?

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>reading Heir to the Empire for the first time
Jeez. This is some fan fiction stuff right here.

>>89715459
No. They have a rule against forming attachments.

As long as you don't get attached to sex, you're fine.

>>89715503
Yup, you found it

>>89715397
It's not okay to ship corpses.

>>89715111
This, but i also nominate 99. Although the former was handled much better (the music, not seconds before the cheerful credits theme etc.)

>>89715539
I hated the Ysalamiri when I read that

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>>89715630
>I'm de last mastur jedi but my powers dont work y tho
>cuz tree bugs lol

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>>89715539
DELETE THIS

>>89715275
Maul hates everyone and everyone hates Maul

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>tumblrtards drawing Ahsoka as a nappy headed nigger instead of any ethnicities of the Indian subcontinent from which the name Ahsoka is derived

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>togrutas have Eliatrope style hats
What a shocking turn in new canon

>>89715749
This is why they're on tumblr. Because they're stupid; like being a kid in a focus group.

>>89715384
Holu shit it looks so bad
How is it even possible that a game which is 10 fucking years newer looks so much worse?

>>89715738
Not Ezra
They have something special

>>89715539
I recently read them myself. The Mara and her smuggler buddies constantly save the day thing bothered me a lot. Other than that they are really great.

>>89715823
C is looking crazy

What anthology films would you like to see, /swco/?

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>>89715738

>>89715749
Not white=black, Anon

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>>89714842
>>89714867
Ezra is for buttfucking.

>>89715898
I wamt a podracing movie.

>>89714347
>he doesn't believe the tumblr menace threatens us and seeks to undermine our shitposting
FOOL

>>89713631
Is...is that a loss.jpg?l

>>89715539
Yeah in retrospect its not that good because it set some bad precedents that the EU would later warp to illogical extremes. I still liked the Thrawn trilogy, and I would have preferred it to the disaster of TFA (which ep8 and 9 might be able to save retroactively) but in my opinion the absolute biggest bullshit was in Dark Force Rising when Thrawn deduced accurately, without any evidence or reason to do so whatsoever, the entire plan of the protagonists to split up and search for the Katana Fleet, Garm Bel Iblis, the wookiees, the noghri, Mara Jade, etc etc. He successfully read the mind of the fucking author, which was atrocious writing.

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>>89715693

>>89715275
>stolen as a child
>treated like shit by his new mentor
>Thaught to focus on hate and revenge all his life
>yet constantly getting cockblocked by said mentor
>finally gets his chance
>slaughters a legendary jedi master despite fighting 2v1
>trashes his padawan too, but is suddenly cut short by a cheap anti-highground manouver
>holds on to life despite the sheer pain by taking in an overload of the Force by letting his mind go
>Followed by >>89715351 once he gets a new chance
There is no "his problem", it's way past that

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>>89715912
the irony of this statement is that a great deal of "non-whites" are pretty much just white

>>89715539
It was a breath of fresh air from recycled stories of the OT.

>>89716024
Has anyone suffered more than Maul?

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>>89716109
before Heir to the Empire the entirety of the EU consisted of three decent Han Solo books, three terrible Lando Calrissian books, and the marvel comic series.

>>89716066
That's the joke. It's also why looking at American demographics is screwy because we still follow the "1 drop" rule even when a lot of these minorities look like paleface anyways.

>>89716151
What's his story?

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>>89716171
there isnt

>>89716171
He's basically the Sith Lord of Suffering, just as Nihilus is the Lord of Hunger and Maul is the Lord of Rage.

>>89716156
Those Marvel comics introduced some nice ships though.

>>89715898
Some odyssey movie starring R2 and 3PO that is them traversing planets and solar systems and getting caught up in different events that are overall relevant to the grand scheme of the main saga

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>>89715551
Call me autistic but i see sex as a pretty strong expression of attachment

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>>89716171

>>89716171
Play Knights of the Old Republic II.

He's a deconstruction of a popular archetype of villain. He is pretty much a zombie held together by the Dark Side aka his rage. You would think this makes him powerful, but it doesn't. He's weak and he falls in love with a female PC. He's a very broken man (literally) just like the rest of the characters in the game.

>>89716303
Clearly you don't use Tinder.

>>89716303
You're autistic.

>>89716303
What if you just pay a hooker because you want to get off and never see her again?

>>89716186
>>89716314
This kind of shit should be bannable. I'm so tired of this type of shitposting.

>>89716261
You think Rebels will give us EzraXSabine too?

>>89716354
Hookers thrive on repeat customers.

>>89716397
I don't want that. Unless Sabine buttfucks Ezra.

>>89716374
What? It's true tho, even if you refuse to accept it

>>89716303
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casual_sex

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-night_stand

>>89716374
"The Council of Nicaea should be bannable"
-t. Arius

>>89716397
I wish

>>89716427
fuck these femdom pegging faggots, the only worthwhile fetish is genderbending and futa on female, in that order

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>>89713631

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>>89716397
>ruining Star Wars with waifus
I hate your kind.

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>>89716374
:^)

>>89716464
a ship waifu is still a waifu, anon

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>>89716464
>not having a y-fu
shaking my head to be honest fambly

>>89716443
don't forget "breast" "buttocks" "hermaphrodite" and "toilet"

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>>89716374

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>>89715630
fuck you ysalamiri are the tightest shit ever

>>89716497
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast/Legends

>>89716374
It's really turning this general into a total shithole.

There was a time you could talk about canon and Eu without shitheads ruining it.

>>89716464
>showing interest in romance makes you a waifufag
Wrong my little shipfag

>>89716497
>>89716443
on the wook that is

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>>89716374

Kix in the ST when?

>>89716354
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>>89716443
Well that's the thing: i wouldn't be able to fuck a hooker or a random girl on Tinder, honestly
I can't imagine fucking someone i don't have strong feelings for, and the opposite is the only way i've had sex

And you could say physical attraction is a form of attachment, in a way, that's why that rule is so feeble, and i don't think it's ever implied that Jedi could have casual sex anyway

>>89716353
Also this guy is probably right so who cares

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>>89716186
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>>89716506
>>89716542

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>still no rogue one screeners

>>89716516
No living thing should be immune to the Force

>>89716460
>not digging futa on boipucci
Shit taste dude

>>89716573
>Well that's the thing: i wouldn't be able to fuck a hooker or a random girl on Tinder, honestly
I can't imagine fucking someone i don't have strong feelings for, and the opposite is the only way i've had sex

Just because you wouldn't doesn't mean no one would.

>And you could say physical attraction is a form of attachment, in a way

Not really.

>and i don't think it's ever implied that Jedi could have casual sex anyway

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/1989505.stm

>But Lucas revealed that despite their monastic regime, Jedi were permitted to have sex.

>"Jedi Knights aren't celibate - the thing that is forbidden is attachments - and possessive relationships."

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>>89715898
hunter gatherer pre-humans learning to use the force for the first time. or The First Jedi.

>>89716611
>boipucci
that word is shit taste, gayness should be hard gay, none of this effeminate trap shit, I'd rather see grownup Ezra wreck Kanan's manly ass than this skybridger nonsense

>Alien Exodus is now canon
How would you react?
For those who don't know of it http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Exodus

>>89715898
following a victim of the twi'lek slave trade

>>89716427
Well, the main contender is obviously history, but that begs the question if Sabine too harbors a phenomenal cock in secrecy
Does Sabi

>>89716460
>fuck these femdom pegging faggots

Speaking as a 'femdom pegging faggot', I do wish I was getting fucked right now.

Anyone not into pegging is doing life wrong.

>>89713631
finally a normal fetish topic

>>89716684
How is Skybridger effeminate when they're both guys?

I blame the OP

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>>89716019
delete this too

>>89715898
The First Jedi.

Details the first born force sensitive.

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>>89716737
have you seen that atrocious tumblr shipping art? It's worse than Canon Kanan trappiness

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Redpill me on the Vong and their dozen-book epic

>>89716786
At least when it's on model it's not too bad

>>89716790
They're assholes
from space

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>>89716790
gimme a quick rundown on this man

>>89716790
single alien species somehow manages to invade and overwhelm an entire galaxy

>>89716750
There's another general free of memes and waifus

>>89716790
They're blue da ba de da ba da

>>89716730
Pretty much this

>>89716171
Slept with vibroblades

>>89716888
fuck off atton, you non showering faggot

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>>89716608
they are hunted by force sensitive space wolves. it's crazy good world building

>>89716866
and free of discussion as well

>>89716878
>>89716730
>getting fucked in the ass by a girl is now considered a normie thing to do
>autogynephilia is regarded as too disgusting a fetish unless you're a horrendous tranny
fuck this gay earth and everyone in it

>>89716186
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>>89716542
>look I'm shitposting based filoni will be done *swallows cock*

Saber urself my man

>>89716790

It's best to summarize them like a high-schooler reading aloud his fanfic ideas.

So like, there's this race? Called the Yuuzhan Vong? And they're like anti-technology? So they use like, bioships? And stuff? So they invade the Star Wars universe? And they like pain? And they don't use the Force? And they have like warrior groups and stuff? You know?

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>>89716774
my nigga

>>89716919
being hunted by God-wolves doesn't trigger animals to evolve God-resistance

>>89716910
>mfw Handmaiden was a cuck near me

>>89716944
you missed one >>89716828 polish deviantart man

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What did the 2011 Blurays mean by this?

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>>89716878
If I had to pick five Star Wars girls to femdom strapon gangbang me, they would be:

Sabine
Ahsoka
Mara Jade
Padme
Mon Mothma
Jes Pava

Rate my list

>>89716922
>complains about a patrician tier fetish
>calls everyone gay
Nigga...

>>89717058
Autistic krayt dragon screeching

>>89717058
They meant leave the stupid /tv/ memes in /tv/

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>>89716970
>believing in god

>>89717058
>[autistic screeching]

>>89717070
having a woman available and making her fuck you with a fake dick instead of breeding her is gayer than opening your ass to guys

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>>89716944
>liking 'darth wants to be hardcore but kreia won't let him scion
he'd still be a boring piece of garbage if he was canon, stay fucking mad

>>89717061
Virgin/10

Please seek sunlight

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>>89717061
Clone who punched a battle droid on Christophsiss tier
In other words, you're shit

>>89717123
Better than Maul

I know it's stupid, but will we ever see something from the empire's perspective?

I don't care if it paints them as evilbad nazis, I just wanna see some empire smashing scum.

>>89717170
I think the most you'll ever get us IMPS.

>>89717170
Go play Force Commander

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>>89717106
>believing in the Force

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I draw Yannie Arcksen again beacuse I felt motivated

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wow great thread you moof milkers

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>>89716427
No way. Only one girl was ever allowed to buttfuck Ezra and she is gone now.

>>89717230
neat character, would you consider drawing mine?

>>89717061
Sabine and Padme are top tier, but there is overall too much human here. The rest, but Ahsoka are simply shit. Ahsoka is also not for this fetish. Including non-canon shit was a mistake btw

why was the soundtrack for TFA so bad? I don't get what went wrong

>>89717215
I never understood why he didn't believe in the force when you had armies of the fuckers having raves with their glowsticks less then 20 years ago. In a setting where video recordings exists to boot. Hell, Vader himself still had a known presence and wasn't shy about the powers.

>>89717268
Meaning there is no one left to stop the Sabenis

>>89717302
we don't know whether any footage existed or had been expunged by the empire

also maybe they thought it was just cgi ;^)

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>>89717116
>muh breeding meme
Kys

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Who is best clone?

>>89717390
Fordo

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>>89717390
Echo.

>>89717302
Autism. Same reason people refuse to believe in vaccines

>>89717290
Ahsoka is totally for pegging. What the fuck are you talking about? You think she wasn't using Clones as fucktoys in the barracks during the war?

>>89717390
99

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>>89717387
>not depositing your seed inside Ahsoka's orange womb to create human/togruta hybrids

>>89717289
It Depends. Is she sexy? She have a sexy story?

>>89717390
Slick. Only one who was alpha enough to get up and fight for his bros

>>89717485
Do you remember what happened last time when a human has kids with a tentaclehead? It wasnt pretty.

>>89717390
Sixes

>>89717527
remind me

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>>89717390

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>>89717440
not canon lol

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>there are anons in this thread who do not wish to be pegged into submission by a hot force user like Ahsoka or SS

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>>89717597
does it have an autoimmune disease

>>89717485
>>89717478
Kill you are selves. Ahsoka is too pure for anything relating to simple primal instincts such as sex

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>>89717492
it's a scout trooper dude that later gets turned into a dickgirl but that's not what I want drawn

I used some poor shopping skills to give an idea of his armor though by combining the bottom half of a shoretrooper and the upper half of a scout trooper from battlefront, and he should have a white stormtrooper pauldron as well, and the greaves should be white too

>>89717597
>cut was slamming twi'lek pussy all night long while his brothers were out dying
the world isn't fair

>>89717597
Those weren't his. He simply moved in to take care of them

>>89717390
Boss

>>89717719
It's canon that the kid is a hybrid regardless

>>89717724
>delta squad is canon but only was in that one episode of TCW
Republic Commando recanonization when?

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>>89717719
>literally my wifes son
WHAT
DID
HE
MEAN
BY
THIS

>>89717127
>>89717128
Lets see your lists then, cool guys. I'm curious.

>>89717804
Deserters don't deserve their own children, obviously.

>>89717555
If he was so OP, then why didn't he have any impact of which to speak on any of the events? Checkmate legendsfags

>>89717853
He did though
He blew up the Death Star 3

What the fuck is Rebel's airing schedule?
When's the next episode?
Didn't we just have a hiatus?

>>89717478
>Ahsoka pegging the clones
>implying that she isn't getting railed by them
I see that you lack understanding

>>89717900
Feb 18.

They're likely trying to line up with Celebration

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>>89717390

The typical no-name clone. Untold stories and untold lives behind those visors.

>>89717668
A great mystery indeed

But what is pegging tho?

>>89717921
this is why prostate plebs are low tier

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What's with Star Wars writers and trying to one-up the Death Star?

>>89717900

Next ep is Feb. 18th.

>>89717985
"If I make an even bigger Death Star, it'll remind people of the first movie and maybe I could be even more popular!"

>>89717880
Starkiller? Wrong

>>89716790
The latest Warhammer 40K army at the time got lost and ended up in the Star Wars galaxy.

>>89718075
No, I'm talking about the Death Star that Sixes blew up so hard he wiped it from canon

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>>89715977
Just about.

>>89718113
Oh...!

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>>89717970
Well, your waifu will put on her lightsaber strap-on (or in 7th Sister's case, just unzip) and will then proceed to show you a very sensitive spot inside your body.

>>89717170
A couple of the novels and short stories are from the Empire's perspective.

>>89717970
it's when a woman wears a strapon dildo to fuck the ass of a man

I don't know if it can also apply to lesbian relationships

>>89718333
That's what I thought.

>>89717302
It amazes me how people butcher and misinterpret what Han has said. He said he didn't believe in the Force; not the Jedi. And he dismissed their abilities as simple tricks and nonsense. Same goes for the Imperial Officers, they were mocking Vader's abilities and never said the Jedi didn't exist. Many people felt the same way as Solo did in regards to Jedi; simple tricks and baloney.

how much would have changed if the Jedi had allowed Anakin to go rescue him mom like he wanted?

>>89718546
>>89718472
>ass
I don't like the sound of this

>>89718643
No Darth Vader and no child murder

>>89715539
As a perception of what people thought a sequel trilogy would look like, it is interesting

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Look at this, Lisa.

>>89717302
It isn't like Han is alone in that. Faith in the Jedi was shook tremendously by the war, which is one of the reasons it was engineered as it was. As recently as the novel Catalyst there is mention of a common argument that if the Jedi were really prescient warrior monks with supernatural powers then the war would have been over almost as soon as it had begun. It's a damned if they do, damned if they don't argument for the Jedi as they are either frauds or the notion that they failed to stop the war plays into the idea that they were secretly allowing the war to continue to accumulate power culminating in their attempt to take over the Republic. And then of course they all died.

From ANH mostly Han is doubting that there is some kind of all-powerful mystical energy field that controls his destiny. In fact the movie gives us two instances of how someone with the Force deals with doubt. Obi-Wan seemed amused, and why not? If he'd wanted to he could just levitate Han and Chewie and juggle them with the Force. Meanwhile when Vader faces a disbeliever resorts to choking a bitch.

The Jedi never exerted their faith on others. They never demanded anyone believe in them or their powers. In new canon now we know the Church of the Force exists and pilgrims across the galaxy still travelled to Jedha and other holy sites even after the Jedi were cast down. The Alliance uses the phrase, "May the Force be with you," before Luke ever joins their ranks. Now we know everyone has the Force within them, everyone can benefit from the Force, even Han, but subconsciously. Even the Force itself doesn't demand you acknowledge it. You benefit from it and consider it luck or intuition or even just charm when someone can connect very well with others. The percentage of people who can actually throw you around the room with their mind is staggeringly low, a fact that is compounded when spread across an entire galaxy.

>>89718707
Don't worry, Anonymous
Your consent doesn't matter

>>89717302
Vader isn't a topic on the nightly holonet news. Even the Ghost crew, now part of Phoenix Squad, had never encountered or seen anything like him or his distinctive TIE. Even after he's been encountered apparently people have trouble believing the stories.

Also I imagine the existence of holo recordings is offset by how staggeringly easy it is to manipulate holo recordings. Or do you believe everything you see on TV and the Internet?

>>89718546
>I don't know if it can also apply to lesbian relationships

It cannot. It specifically refers to female penetrating male.

>>89718707
What's wrong with it?

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>>89718707
>Implying you'll have a choice.

>>89718707
>>89718971
what's not to like about a woman sticking a rubber dick up a man's butthole? aside from the part where a woman sticks a rubber dick up a man's butthole

>>89719018
But that's literally the best part. Are you just going on how you think it feels or have you actually done it?

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>>89718472

>>89718643
Do people forget she was freed a couple months after he left?

>>89719052
if I wanted to take dick, I'd drive to West Hollywood

Which waifu is the lewdest?
Which waifu is the purest?

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>>89719018
>he's never cum from being plowed by a woman without ever touching his dick

It's the best type of orgasm.

>>89719179
Why? Are you gay?

Did Sheev believe in the Chosen One prophecy?

>>89719250
and people defending pegging aren't? own up to your cocklust senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve1889zS030

>>89719346
>and people defending pegging aren't?

Hey, you're the one who implied you'd rather have sex with a man than a woman.

>>89719410
I said if I were going to put a penis inside me, I'd rather it be a real penis than spurn everything good about a woman by sticking a fake penis on her. If I wanted to get fucked, I'd look for a man. If I wanted to fuck, I'd look for a woman.

>>89719469
>I said if I were going to put a penis inside me, I'd rather it be a real penis

That sounds pretty gay to me.

Would TCW Anakin kill Mace like he did in ROTS?

>>89719536
key word: if
it's just as gay to get schlonged by a woman as a man, no amount of "it's not gay if its a girl's penis" changes that

>>89719393
>Kit Fisto gets killed in only 1 hit instantly
George why, it makes him look so lame

>>89719562
>it's just as gay to get schlonged by a woman

I don't think you know what gay means.

>>89719579
it means being attracted to the same sex, and since it doesn't seem like you actually want to have sex with the woman but rather her plastic emulation of maleness, that makes you gay, and that's your last (you)

>>89719560
Yes

>>89719669
>it means being attracted to the same sex

That's correct. You seemed to think being gay means taking it in the butt. Which is stupid and would show you don't know anything about sexuality.

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>>89717230
She is cute!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPoqQfG5Qdk&t=1s

TLDW: Lucasfilm/Disney are in the process of foreshadowing the eventual conclusion that the dark side/light side dichotomy is flawed and that Gray Jedi are the new hotness. Hence why Luke is "The Last Jedi", because jedi are specifically light side users.

Is he right?

>>89719573
at least he got some hits in

>>89719934
No

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/821480675463151617

https://twitter.com/finsterdexter/status/821471397130158080

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/821506456449007617

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/821491758605340673

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/821466998336950272

>>89719934
No, this is Disney we're talking about. They'll shove out more pew pew movies.

>>89719934
Jedi are all grey Jedi, white Jedi wouldn't ever fight

>>89719560
Are you kidding me? Move Mace was a reasonable man, TCW Mace treated him like shit!

If anything TCW Anakin wouldn't have felt that guilty about it.

THE SITH CONTROL EVERYTHING

OPEN YOUR EYES

OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE

>>89719669
It's gay to enjoy prostate stimulation coming from a woman because you're not attracted to men?

Seriously, did you take human sexuality in college? Or did you go to University of Kentucky, where they only have Abstinence 101?

>>89719934
No. Because that's not how the Force, Jedi or Star Wars works.

>>89720169
NOT CANON PABLO SAID SO

>>89718971
Because the intestine is strictly a non-sexual part, and also tight af so it would likely cause nothing but injury
>>89719012
>>89718955
>implying

>>89719962
>https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/821506456449007617
>Grey Cop
Isn't that literally a vigilante?

>>89720203
HE IS THE KEEPER OF LORE! AND IT IS CANON!

>>89720287
Leland Chee > Pablo "Toy Barn" Hidalgo

>>89720269
A vigilante is a criminal. Bending the law is the same as breaking it. they're is no such thing as a grey cop

>>89720352

Well, then we could get into arguments on if the law is truly just and not unfair in areas, and if bending/breaking the law to serve the greater good is a criminal act.

Basically, what if Batman became a Jedi?

The problem with Gray Jedi is it inevitably leads to "my OC can use light and dark side powers todd!!!"The only good "Gray Jedi" was Jolee, and he still only used the light side.

>>89717230

Nice one! Good stuff anon

>>89716066
How do you define white?

>>89721060
I think he means pale skin and not east Asian.

>there are people who genuinely think that

>IV, V, VI, I, II, III, VII, RO, VIII, Solo, IX

>is a good way to watch the films

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>>89715539
When you figure that it was the first "new" Star Wars story in like 5 years, it was a big deal at the time.
http://vintagegeekculture.tumblr.com/post/152174379351/examples-of-dead-fandoms-part-one

> You know, there was a time that Star Wars was close to being a dead fandom. Seriously.

>Between 1986 to 1991, Star Wars was so dead, the Kenner toy line, once a license to print money, was canceled. The Marvel Star Wars comic was canceled, too, due to low sales and lack of interest, which didn’t justify the pricy license. As a point of reference, remember that Power Man & Iron Fist continued for several months after Star Wars was canceled…which means that at one point, Power Man & Iron Fist was profitable, and Star Wars comics were not! There were interesting attempts to extend the Star Wars toy line (read that link, incidentally – imagine the toys creating Episode VII), but for all intents and purposes, except for VHS sales, Star Wars was “over.”


Link he was referring to.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Epic_Continues

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>>89713951
>>89713969
Left or Right?

>>89721288
Left. I want Jarael to dominate me.

Not that I particularly want what EA would likely bring to the plate, but I really wish they'd get off their asses and start putting out SW games again.

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>>89721266
Mongo Beefhead will never not be hilarious to me

>>89721380
you'll play your mobileshit and you'll like it

>>89721380
>more EA star wars games

So basically shitty battlefront sequels, maybe, fucking MAYBE a shitty old republic rpg

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>>89714867
>>89715917
>>89717268
>>89719895
Every thread until you die.

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>>89721745
Here, have a higher quality version of that

>>89721264
explain to me how it is not.

>>89721380
Selling the rights to EA was a mistake

>>89721866
...it's convoluted as fuck?

You jump from the OT story to the PT story set 19 years in the past to a story set 30 years after the OT to a story set directly before the first OT film to a film set over 30 years after the OT to a film set before ANH to a film set over 30 years after the OT

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whats the point of becoming a sith? it seems like a shit life

>>89721874
You think the execs at Disney realized this yet or are they content with their Battlefront money?

>>89721933
You join if you're a masochist and a sadist

>>89721919
yes, and?
the story, that is, the main films, are set up to be viewed that way.

>>89721933
there is no point to the sith, their entire set up is retarded because Lucas is a fucking moron

>>89721933
Have you seen Sheev? He seems to enjoy it

>>89721933
Unlimited power?

>>89721973
>the story, that is, the main films, are set up to be viewed that way.
No they're not. They're not titled "Episode I, Episode II, Episode III, Episode IV..." for nothing

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>>89717390
The answer to that question, numbnuts, is always Commander Fox, the Hero of Coruscant and your baby's daddy. When he was born, he baptized himself, because no one guards the Fox but the Fox.

>>89721933
They want power. That's all they are. They're obsessed with getting more power.

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>>89721807
Tasty. Much obliged.

>>89722022
Yeah. they are, it's why there's loads of references to the original trilogy in the prequels, but nothing in the reverse. the numbering is simply telling you where, chronologically, the movies fall.

>>89722064
>Yeah. they are, it's why there's loads of references to the original trilogy in the prequels, but nothing in the reverse.
In no way, shape, or form does that mean they should be watched out of order.

>the numbering is simply telling you where, chronologically, the movies fall.
Source? Because other people, including Lucas, say otherwise.

>>89722034
That's Sixes, fuck off Fox

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>>89722051
why tho. whats so good about having power

>>89722102
>In no way, shape, or form does that mean they should be watched out of order.
out of order would be starting with episode one.
>Source? Because other people, including Lucas, say otherwise.
Do you have a source for that? Because mine is common sense that what happens in Episode one, logically, would be before episode seven. That doesn't mean that's how the story is intended to be told, stories have never had to be told chronologically, anon.

>>89722156
Nothing necessarily. It's just an obsession. An addiction.

>>89722156
Power lust is one hell of a drug

The way I watch Rebels is like this
I watch the first couple episodes of a season, get increasingly bored with it and stop, forget about it for a couple months, and then watch the whole season and wonder why I'm bothering.

So is the season over?

>>89722190
We're just over halfway through

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>>89722113
Sixes on a scale of 1 to 10 isn't even a 6, but Fox could make his sissy ass be Fives if you ask nicely.

>>89722190
>>/tv/

>>89722157
>out of order would be starting with episode one.
nope.

>Because mine is common sense that what happens in Episode one, logically, would be before episode seven.
Yet we still had people who thought Rogue One was going to be a sequel to TFA. 90% of people don't think logically.

>Do you have a source for that?
http://www.vulture.com/2015/12/best-star-wars-movie-viewing-order.html

>“Start with one. That’s the way to do it right: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. That’s the way they’re supposed to be done. Just because it took a long time to film it doesn’t mean you don’t do it in order.”

>>89722208
Then I'll be off

>>89722190
>>>/tv/

>>89722244
>for a young person it's easier to understand the chronology

So are kids today just retarded?

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>>89721919
>Star Wars
>convoluted
I mean, in presentation? Sure. But you have to be really dumb to not follow the main story. It's literally done by the book.

I'm serious, there's a literal book you can use if you get lost.

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>>89722170
>>89722183
why didnt the jedi rehabilitate the sith rather than kill them

>>89722293
New star wars fans are retarded, anon. They don't know how to read a book.

>>89722312
Because the Jedi are a group of intolerant religious zealots who will literally kill politicians that follow different religions

>>89722244
Different anon, but linking to someone's opinion outside of Lucasfilm is the same as saying the fucking machete order is a good idea too. All opinions outside of "official Lucasfilm decision" are equal and shit.

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What's the best clone batallion that isn't the 501st?

>>89722276
>So are kids today just retarded?
Most people today are retarded, not just kids.

>>89722293
>I mean, in presentation? Sure.
That's literally the argument you illiterate. It's convoluted to watch the films in release order because the story jumps around more than a jackrabbit

>But you have to be really dumb to not follow the main story.
Most people are retarded.

>It's literally done by the book.
>I'm serious, there's a literal book you can use if you get lost.
People aren't going to waste time getting books to find out shit like that.

>>89722345
That's literally a quote from Lucas, follow the conversation for pete's sake.

>>89722244
>Yet we still had people who thought Rogue One was going to be a sequel to TFA.
I can confirm this. People I know were asking me were was Kylo Ren and what had happened to "the other actress", referring to Rey.

>>89722312
Because most Sith are extremely dedicated to their faith

>>89722357
>It's convoluted to watch the films in release order because the story jumps around more than a jackrabbit.
You're basically saying that any story that isn't 100% chronological is poorly made. There are ass loads of stories that don't do that. The only people that can't follow the story are idiots.

like >>89722378's friends.

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>>89722353
The 327th has got some nice aesthetics going on
>those pauldrons
>those kamas

Man, it sure is a good thing that I don't give a shit about what George Lucas, or really anyone else, has to say about Star Wars.