/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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Gems should drop the hottest rap album of the year

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This is a purple gem.

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>>89701658
Gems should drink beer.

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"I wonder if Lapis is okay?"

>>89701692
can gems get drunk

>>89701712
If they shapeshifted the necessary organs, yes.

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>>89701658
This is Skinny. Say one nice thing about her.

>>89701712
Amethyst can't.

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she

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>>89701692
They should.

>>89701724
You're a lot better than our Jasper.

>>89701724
She's morbidly obese.

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>>89701724
you're vary cute

How many children did Lapis analize to gain her powers.

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>>89701692

>drinking beer
>instead of hard liquor

>>89701811
It's the only image I had Lapisfag.

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>>89701842

Straight to prison. Peridot's just about to crack and admit what she did wrong, and you will too.

>>89701858
You underestimate me bleeder.

My will is indomitable.

Why won't the gems tell Steven about Homeworld? What the fuck are they hiding from him?

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>>89701692
I'm sure Rose has drunk much beer, between all the human sex she has

>>89701909
Homeworld is Zuke's vagina.

>>89701909
jasper was right

>>89701707
So do I Steven. Lately I keep hearing her shout about "promos and leaks when?!"

I think you should check on her

>>89701909
Because as it turns out Homeworld isn't the big, bad evil boogieman they wanted it to seem like.

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I love Lapis Lazuli

I heard 'the new crystal gems' is about Connie protecting beach city while Steven and the gems are gone. What do you think what it's going to be like, well it be about her interacting with peridot and lapis is their some form of gem threat or will be about the town people?

>>89702037
Hopefully there's substantial interaction between the gems and the townspeople. I don't know why the crew is so reluctant to have them interact.

>>89702010
Nobody loves your shitty forced meme.

>>89702037
>>89702062

>using the townpeople except when they're directly relevant to the plot

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>>89701858
god I need Lapis on my face

>>89702037
What this >>89702062 anon says. It better have Peridot and Lapis involved with this beach city adventure. The circumstances are to perfect to let it slide. Garnet literally asked the same task to Lapis and Peridot like Steven did to Connie

>>89702093
There's so much potential for Human-Gem interactions, though.

>all this townie talk about the new cgs
>using the townspeople for something other than burning Lapis at the stake

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I wish they would have met and talked.

>Jasper is redeemed
>Doesn't want to stay with the Crystal Gems obviously
>Doesn't want to stay at the barn either
>Spends time wandering around Beach City
>Discovers how weak Mayor Dewey is as a leader
>Decides to run against him in the election since she's obviously the most fit to rule

>Come across a clip of the final stretch of the zoo heist
>Decide to rewatch it
>Sneaking straight under Holly's nose
>The Garnet punch fake out
>Literally everything about the scene

Have I ever mentioned how much I love this show?

>>89702118

There is.

Alas, they're not going to be used.

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Is White Diamond Gwyn from Dark Souls?

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>>89701712
I reckon it works like the Five Horsemen in Discworld, where they CAN get drunk but only if they want to, and if the need arises can just shake off their inebriation like a coat.

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>>89702143

yes holy fuck thats genius

>>89702244
White Diamond is the autistic kid staring at a snowglobe.

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Any coloring requests today?

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>>89701724
She has a better chance than Jasper of being a Crystal Gem.

>>89701731
HAS NO STYLE
SHE HAS NO GRACE
THIS GEM'S GOT
A FUNNY FACE

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>>89702284

>>89702143
>Jasper is redeemed
Lol

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>>89702284
this please

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>>89702284

>>89702303
19

>>89702303
27

>>89702360
Found Zuke

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>>89702303
19

>>89702372
>>89702356
U..un...underage. Oh god, where has time gone?

>>89701731
>you'll never get a triple handed handjob from smokey

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Holley Blue Agate is cute. CUTE!

Incidentally, I wonder how her redemption will play out. Probably end up being like Knockout from Tranformers Prime, in that she'll join the Autob-I mean Crystal Gems because it's a ultimately a better deal.

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>>89702378
>>19
>underage

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>>89702303
25

Now post more cute ships before I remember how much I hate my life

>>89702378
All the kids in high school now were born in the 2000s.

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>>89702284

>>89702433
>Sapphire as a Pokemon master
What would her team be?

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>>89702436
That's not a pokeball.

>>89702436
Tons of complete and utter shitmons... she'd un ironically use articuno.

>>89702450
Is it a great ball?

>>89702303
23

>>89702143
>she wins
>starts a new reich in beach city
>only the strongest will thrive
>long live jasper

>>89702458
yea

>>89702303
Almost 19.

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>>89702472
>Jasper
>not failing
LOL

>>89702303
20

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I'm mad 'cause I'm single.

What, you can't ask people for their age. why?

>>89702371
I'll find you.

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>>89702492
I thought you were mad because you're fat!

>>89702496
Its almost like this ISN'T /b/ and you have to discuss the topic of the board instead of blogposting.
Crazy huh

Leaks when?

>>89702500
Zuke please don't hurt me

>>89702037
If it's about just Connie and fucking townies I will shit fire all over CN.

>>89702512
Wednesday afternoon at the very, very earliest.>>89702513

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>>89702503
What the fuck did you fucking say about me bitchnuts. If you aren't made of steel then you are completely fucked! I'm knock you into space! You won't even be able to break through my disguise.
BRING IT FUCKS!

>/trash/ thread is literally just you know who

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IT'S PROMO DAY TODAY
PROMO HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE

>>89702572
Lapis please, Steven is starting to worry about you.

>>89702589
>>89702572
>>89701707

Does Steven mind that the other gems will just lift his shirt up whenever?

>>89702512
Hopefully soon.

New Star Vs episode is up for any crossposters btw
>>89702613
Can't blame them for mirin

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>>89702589
I DON'T CARE
I WANT MY FUCKING PROMO

>>89702626
Nice job pelliper.

>>89702153
Not enough anon, could always use more actual positivity for the show we're all watching here.

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>>89702284
Do you want color references for the arms? most people don't know which one is which color.

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I don't know why Anons are irked by people who go on /trash/ and /co/. Reminds me of the many diasporas around the world, we're all faggots of the same blood here, what does it matter where we call home?

>>89702395
No.

>>89702709
Anons get upset over the most trivial things

>>89702153
>"Pearl, do something. Sing for her. Make her feel better."
>"Yes, my Diamond!"
This really was a great string of episodes. It's just lovely to see that the Homeworld gems get up to similar shenanigans as the CGs.

>>89701731
so how mad was tumblr at this for making her thin?

>>89702762
>BUT TUMBLR
Fuck off retard.

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>>89702709
I know we all cant get along, but we can all agree that blue gems are best gems.


except laps

>>89702759
> Homeworld gems get up to similar shenanigans as the CGs.
>Steven would probably like more Homeworld gems if he met them
Really makes you think...

>>89702819
*holly

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>>89702284

moar blue agate arts

When will Lapis be shattered by Red diamond?

>>89702894
more like whorey bitch fagate

>>89702867
No
Bad anon
Feet are not for sexual

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>>89702841
>being cheeki

In the name Blue Diamond, I'll punish you!

>>89702832
Please, Steven is a shonen protagonist in a different genre. He's almost making a point of trying to befriend everyone he meets, like a cross between Lyrical Nanoha and Peace Walker.

The final shot of this show is going to be Steven trying to teach Yellow Diamond how to play volleyball, YD dropping it on the otherwise of the net, and saying "I don't get it." as the star zooms in. Credits.

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>>89702921
Bitch can't even be original, Jasper was doing the Sailor Moon thing long before her.

>>89702921
BD shattering fagates when

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>>89702921
>>89702944
Fucking copy cats.

>>89702988
Sapphire used her future vision to copy Jasper before she did it.

>>89703002
autism

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Just think how easy it is to emotionally manipulate Steven? if him and BD ever meet, all she would have to do is turn on the waterworks, and she would have Steven in her hand.

>>89703012
As intended.

>>89703030
She could just pick him up dude lol

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cute

>>89703054
Where?

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>>89703054
canon Lapithyst when?

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>>89703079
right here

>>89703083
it's already canon

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>>89703054

>>89703011
Would that technically be copying though if she ends up doing it first?

>>89702871
I'm sorry, what?
I don't understand

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More like Steven Pooniverse lol

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>>89703130
fuck /sug/ got rekt

If Rose, and therefore Steven somehow turns out to PD still, can you imagine BD's reaction? She'd be like an overprotective mom turned up to a 100. Boy wouldn't be allowed to leave her sight.

Guys I just thought of something!
What if the moment peridot called yellow diamond a clod was made known to the general public of homeworld and that helps Steven and the gang because of how a lot gems learned that a peridot a low ranked gem insulted a diamond and got away with it

>>89703153
More like /shitg/

>>89703162
i hope peridot dies

>>89703162
>>89703154

What if my cock were 8ft wide and 6 ft long?

>>89703124
Its a reference to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEcnWyN4KYM

>>89703195
Disgusting blue

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>>89703195

Tell me, how does this show instill the hated and fear of Communism in young American children?

>>89703130
>dat QUALITY Atra
/m/, pls. There's enough negativity here already without you stinking up the place.

>>89701724
good for hug

Lapis is my waifu.
Don't be mean to her or else.

>>89703296
>lazy falseflagging
at least post a picture leddit

>>89703296
Lapiss is shit. She couldn't beat a communist baby in a fistfight

>>89703284
No nerd lol

>>89703308
Don't mind me just samefagging for attention

>>89703323
nice samefag

Do you think there are taller gems than quartzes? I doubt it just goes Quartz-------> Diamond

>>89703296
that's so nice of you, the mentally retarded need love too

>>89703330
Probably

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>>89703229

>>89703330
Beryls, probably. If we're going off the theory they're like generals/the diamond's second in command

>>89703330
They probably have one for screwing in lightbulbs.

>>89703330
it might, I mean its Invader Zim where height actually has some meaning toward leadership

Sapphire is shorter than most but seems to be able everything other than a Diamond that we have seen

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Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

>>89703345
How many of them does it take, though?

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>>89703330
There are a probably a handful of Noble class gems that are big just to fulfill a hyper-specific purpose and then only a handful at most

>>89703323
Good technique.

I liked the swan dive.

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What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGJMSdrwf84

>>89703330
>I doubt it just goes Quartz-------> Diamond
Why not? Their should be a large gap between Diamonds and those below them.

>>89703343
>Beryls, probably. If we're going off the theory they're like generals/the diamond's second in command
Can you explain the theory?

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>>89703342

>>89703347
How dare you say that about my wife

>>89703358
The merchant's voice lines from RE4 on a loop.

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>>89703358

>>89703330
Yes. Topas, Benitotite, and Carbon Steel.

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>>89703365
no need for jealousy

>>89703381
A true patriot

>>89703381
Jasper needs to calm the fuck down.

Do you think the gems smell kind of electric-y?

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>>89703398
don't worry peridot likes being cucked

Could someone please post Armstrong? It helps me sleep.

>>89703398
>>89703422
You guys are lame

>>89703358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4-ORxlR2LI

How do I make rock become waifu?

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>>89703433
how long until Connie has a half gem little brother?

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>>89703434
i'm not into flaming others like a retard

>>89703459
Gems are girls.Thats Oliver Armstrong.

>>89703433
*Bed Mutant

>>89703433
Sure.
http://i.imgur.com/5Hi6mE8.png

Yuri isn't sexy. Can't SI if there's no dick

>>89703484
kys

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I bet Goshenite is White Diamond's second in command. (goshenite is a type of beryl)

>>89703484
People are just going to reply to this post about how gems can shapeshift cocks.

>>89703491
No

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>>89703461

>>89702037
>it's a Connie episode
Fucking Christ, I wish studios could make a decent show without shoehorning in forced romance characters.

>>89703495
It's not the same. And then it isn't yuri

>>89703492
More like Goshitsshite lol

>>89701682
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ___

>>89703154
>Everyone Steven tries to head back to Earth BAD holds him gently and starts to cry as she goes off on an tangent about "Not loosing her again"
>Steven has BD act as a personal servant, because she doesn't trust the other gems enough to enter his room.
>When he falls asleep Blue likes to watch him, happy that he is so peaceful.

>>89703536
I want to fuck Blue Diamond?

It's true, but how did you know?

I LIKE PEARL BECAUSE_________.
I HATE BITCH LAPIS BEACAUSE_______.

HAVE FUN VIRGINS :)

>>89703554
I like Pearl because I don't

I hate Lapis because she is like Pearl visually and like shit otherwise

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>>89703536
I want to cum inside [redacted]

>>89703573
Don't do that

>>89703162
This would be funny, but it was pretty clearly a private channel.
Yearl would have had to leak it herself

>>89702709
/co/'s just awful. Has been for a while now.

I'm assuming WD has a court of nothing but white gems, but technically controls all of the other gems, too.

>>89703590
I'd rather see Peri leak all over herself lol

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>>89703154
I want Steven to run into a gem, who is very protective of him.

>>89703601
>She has some of Pink Diamond's old court
>Treats them like second class citizens just because they ruin her aesthetic

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>>89703601
>white gem
>is evil

>>89702037
it'll just be about connie running around like a spaz taking this all super serious even though nothing important is actually happening
peridot and lapis sit on the sidelines and meme
they never actually talk to connie

>>89703613
>Makes them stand in a dark corner so no one can see them

>>89703625
Did you expect any less from SU?

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>>89703627
10/10 EP
THANK YOU BASED SUGAR

>>89703636
No but come on.

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>>89703601
>>89703613
>>89703625
I have a feeling WD is either full on ultra-tyrant (because she has to manage all of PD's former assets, BD's colonies she is neglecting, and the greater infrastructure of the empire), or she has completely given up on the greater empire.

She'll be apathetic toward the situation, when Steven dramatically reveals he is Rose Quartz, she'll just shrug

But we have no information on WD anyway we look at it.

Who is best gem?

>>89703627
>they never actually talk to connie
Or they act like they've met many times before off screen and barely say anything to each other.

>>89703640
Dude you use this image too much chill

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>>89703612
All of them are 100% willing to murder for him.

>>89703654
Amethyst, it was always Amethyst.

>>89703647
(((SUGAR)))

>>89703654
The Diamonds, duh. Pay attention man.

>>89703612
why would you save that image off youtube?
are these posters fucking retarded?

>>89702037

to my knowledge, Connie has had about zero interaction with Peridot and Lapis, so that should prove interesting.

maybe it will make Connie jealous if Peridot mentions that Steven told her that he loves her.

unlikely, but a remote possibility.

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>>89703661
Don't micromanage me.

>>89702037
>>89703627
Has Steven told Connie that Peridot and Lapis are good yet?

What if Connie is scouting Beach City on her own, while Lapis and Peridot are also scouting on their own and they think of each other as the enemy?

It's not like Steven told them to team-up specifically or anything. And Connie wouldn't trust gems she hasn't seen before so easily.

>>89703654
Me.

>>89703680
Seriously tho.

Chill

>>89703687
Get off the internet and go back to opening doors, Pearl.

>>89703692
No

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>>89703664
>All of them were 100% willing to murder him.
ftfy

>>89703685
Now THAT
Would be fun

>>89703698
Pls

>>89702143

we need a drawfag to draw up a campaign poster with Jasper in a suit (with her hair like Trump's) at a podium giving a speech.

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>>89703659
>Awkward silence as Connie and Lapis look at each other both remembering the whole "Drowning Children" incident.
>Peridot is blissfully ignorant

I want The New Crystal Gems to be a glorious meta-joke as the "New CG's" fail miserably trying to save anyone.

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>>89703640
>>89703661
>>89703680
>>89703692
>>89703698

>>89703701
That too.

>>89703685
There will probably be a debacle at first with Connie not being able to trust them, especially Lapis.

>>89703715
Stop man that's dumb

>>89703701
>lapis drowns him
>bismuth tries to drown him in lava
>peridot trys to kill him when she sees CGs
>jasper is jasper
Wew, you're right.

>>89702143
>>89703710
>Even needing a campaign
Bruh Jasper is like quadripled in every aspect compared to dewey she'll forcefully take over.

>>89703723
>pearl lets him fall to his death
>garnet almost gets him struck by lightening
Did Amethyst attempt to kill him yet?

>>89703725
She might try, but if she's ever redeemed I think she would listen to Steven and he would tell her she needs to be elected.

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>>89703722

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>>89703654
All of them

>>89703735
Yeah they fought remember?

>>89703735
it's just a prank bro

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>>89703723
Truly, Steven Suffering is canon

>>89703735
If you look at their "fight" then yeah.
>LITERALLY EVERY GEM TRIES TO KILL STEVEN
STEVEN IS SUFFERING

Do you think black gems go to WD, too? Considering they're not technically a color either.

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>>89703715
I'll fucking shatter you and your stupid puns.

>>89703739
No

>>89703749
Why doesn't Greg do something before his son dies? What a piece of shit.

>>89703752
Black gems aren't people

>>89703664
What moron decided it was a good idea to leave Lapis alone with Steven in a bath? Poor kid.

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>>89702391

>>89703762
He's too weak and his murdercock is too strong

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>>89703753
>>89703757

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>>89703767
They're just having some scrub-a-dub-dub time. Steven's wearing his bathing suit.

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>>89703752
>WD's court is a mix of Black and White, going with the entire Seelie and Unseelie Court vibe.
>WD initially appears as a gorgeous figure of powerful majesty, but as she continues to fight she begins to darken, getting ANGRIER AND ANGRIER.
>WD goes berserk and becomes a monstrous death machine.

WD is final boss

>>89703781
Go away please

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>>89703747
I wish Rebecca didn't make Steven cry so much, now his emotional moments don't have as much of an impact.

The only thing that'll be good enough is Steven feeling completely hollow, losing all hope. Steven can't be a proper magical boy until he experiences this. I want Steven to be dead inside for more than one episode.

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>>89703793

>>89703800
Dude that's pretty edgy

>>89703805
Pls

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>>89703818
wew

I want Onyx and Ivory to be like WD's cupbearers or something. Whatever the gem equivalent is to that.

>>89703800
>Sugar
>writing anything dark
Dream on, anon.

>>89703825
P

>>89703685
I'm pretty sure she knows. She has probably seen Peridot at the barn during Steven's birthday and although she wasn't a CG yet back then, it shows Peridot wasn't an immediate threat anymore. After that I'm sure Steven shared the news with her that Peridot had become a CG too.

As for Lapis I'm not sure, but I think Full Disclosure and Mindful Education made it pretty clear Steven will share basically everything with Connie now.

>Steven, I want to be a part of your universe

I think that implies enough

>>89703800
It'll happen after Bismuth sacrifices herself.

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>>89703836
I'm actually surprised 3 different people did this same joke.

I wake up and Leon Kennedy is shitposting in the thread.

>>89703845
l

>>89703838
Telling her just happened to slip his mind to allow for high-larious shenanigans in the next episode.

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>>89703800
>Steven is forced to shatter his first gem in a do or die situation.
>Quiet moment as the gem begins to fizzle and finally dissapate, leaving only shards.
>Everyone stares in horror as Steven tries to "Fix" the gem
>and fails

Suffering Universe: The Musical

>>89703848
He got assassinated while riding in a motorcade.

>>89703871
No, the guy from RE4 and others.

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>>89703860
Ironically the avatar themed blog didn't have the reference.

>>89703862
>Steven tried to bang shards togther
>He's having a hard time, as tears fill his vision
>He's apologizing to the "gem" as well.

>>89703862
What is "Things that will never happen"
Imagine /sug/'s reaction

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>>89703154
>Blue Diamond finds out that PD is Steven.
>She grabs hold of Steven hugging him tightly crying while saying "I'm sorry I'm so sorry ill never let you out of my sight again."
>After that Blue Diamond never leaves Steven alone for one second always tending to his needs.
>Blue Diamond even makes Steven new cloths in the similar to PDs clothing.
>Soon Blue Diamond even talks about continuing were they left off by making Steven rule the Earth (All under her watchful eye of course.)
>Steven himself pretty much has no choice as Blue Diamond does everything for him now and wont take no for an answer.
>Thanks to Blue Diamond Steven now rules Earth with the gems under his command and theirs nothing he can do about it.

>>89703878
Yeah, that's who I'm talking about.

>>89703879
s

>>89703891
Oh. My bad. Thought you were making a JFK thing.

>>89703861
Nah mate I don't think the Crewniverse would sink that low

R-Right?

>>89703907
Yeah, him.

>>89703884
>Steven tried to bang shards

Lewd lol

Onyx is actually a type of quartz. Do you think they'll be WD's personal quartz soliders?

>>89703920
I'm scared

>>89703889
I like this idea, Blue being sweet and caring to Steven makes me happy.

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>>89703908
>doesn't think the crew can sink any lower than they already have
funny joke

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>>89703889
I wonder how Steven would feel about all this?
I mean the revelation that he is PD would be pretty big.
But I wonder if he would be ok with BD treating him like PD and spoiling him.
He cares about gems but since BD has done a lot of bad stuff and is trying to make him into PD 2.0 I wonder what he would do about it?

I wonder. Have the Gems always been a successful race of planet looters? It's hard to imagine that Earth was their first failure.

>>89703927

Wouldn't WD's soldiers be milky quartz's or something?

Though it'd be cool if they were transparent quartz too.

>>89703983
I think he would try to make her understand how her actions were bad.

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>>89701724
cute

>>89704004
I could see her holding a court of both black and white gems, considering neither of them are technically colors or on the color wheel.

>>89703998

Well, the whole failure with Earth was more due to dissent in their own ranks, rather than Earth being some kind of special case specifically.

It'd basically just come down to 'have the homeworld gems ever tried to rebel before, and if so, were they put down, or forgotten like the CG's?"

>>89703998
What would have stood in their way? I doubt they go after plants that are already technologically advanced, they probably just pick on planets with undeveloped species.

>>89704035
*go after planets

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>>89704026

There's also the possibility that her servants could be onyx chalcedony, which has black and white banding like pic related.

I wonder what big Jasper would think of skinny Jasper and visa versa

Would they hate each other?

It strikes me as odd that skinny seemed so chill and big is so gruff. Normally gems of the same type seem more similar to each other.

>>89704080
jasper is heavily autistic

>>89704055
or white Zircon, a type of agate

Has Steven ever peeked up Lapis' skirt?

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>>89703536
>_ ____ __ ____ ____ ___
A gem is not for fugg

>>89704112
>implying he has a choice with her flying around all the time

>>89704112
Yes. Multiple times.

Do you think white, gray, and black gems outrank everyone else minus the diamonds, simply due to being in WD's court?

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>>89704112
He doesn't need to peek he can just ask her to lift it up.

>>89704080

Seems like big Jasper would have something of a grudge against her inferior lineage from the beta kindergarten, and probably considers herself as the only good thing that came out of it, as such, she'd probably hate skinny, since she's just a reminder of how close she was to being a malformed failure.

Skinny, on the other hand, probably wouldn't outright hate big Jasper, but again, would probably be scorned due to the fact that she's malformed.

> Normally gems of the same type seem more similar to each other.

Seems like it's more normal for Quartz type soldiers to be easygoing, since Skinny and Carnelian were, too. That, or maybe living with the Amethysts changed them over time. It could also be a side effect from their malformed nature, but I'd put the personality shift blame on Jasper, rather than Skinny.

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>>89703889
>After million of years of being alone her beloved Pink Diamond has finally returned to her in the form of a young boy,
>She's never been happier as she holds the small boy in her hands.
>Steven begs Blue Diamond to let him go back to his family.
>Blue Diamond smiles and says "I'm you're family Pink, don't worry I promise to never let you go ever again."
>Steven felt scared as Blue Diamond looked at him with soulless predator like eyes.
>Steven whimpered out "W_what do you mean?
>Blue Diamond grins as she says "Exactly what I said, I'm never letting you go, and we will be one again..."
>Steven felt his heart sink as Blue Diamond began to dance with Steven in her arms and he felt total horror as there bodies began to fuse.
>As Steven felt his body merge into Blue Diamonds she said in a motherly voice "Don't be scared my little Diamond ill protect you, from now and forever... "

>>89703862

He wouldn't fail. He'd succeed.

>TFW Steven was born specifically to heal shattered gems
>To fix the cluster
>To fix Pink Diamond

"You whom I once called 'My Diamonds', hear me. I recorded this message mere hours before my existence in this world would end, so that the child who is projecting this message could be born. He can do the one thing even I could not and you would not do: heal those who are shattered.

He is the true child of Earth, human and gem. He can love without reserve, as I have only begun to learn. Even now he sees in you what you do not even see in yourselves and which I can only hope is truly there: a capacity for love.

I implore you to listen to him. He represents hope - not only for Earth or for our kind, but for the entire Universe."

>Lars in Zoo garb standing to the side: "Yeah right."

>>89704162
I know it's just the shadow from her skirt, but it makes her look like she's wearing spandex shorts.

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>>89704112

>>89704202

That is fucking pathetic.

Is that what the ancient ones call 'edgy'?

>>89704162
>the shadow from her skirt
You have no idea how shadows work, do you?

>>89704214

Smooth as a Barbie doll.

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>>89704202
Orange Diamond?

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>>89704220
How is that edgy?
for it to be edgy there needs to be tons of blood guns and swearing.

>>89704214
>that frenzied look in her eyes
Lapis really goes from 0 to 100 whenever Steven's around.

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I drew this Halloween 2015 and then promptly forgot about it until just now. I am thrusting my art upon you, /sug/

>>89704202
Can't Steven just fight back when he is fused?

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>>89704255

>>89704220
it's just ESL guy, ignore him

>>89704214
>Amethyst: "Steven never looks at me like that."

>>89704285
ESL guy?

>>89704307
he's the guy who keeps writing lapiven greentexts

>>89704289

>Because you don't wear a skirt, Amethyst.

Hey it's been awhile how about some fun doodle requests?

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>>89704255
Steven is the only cure for Zukepis's perpetual half-circle eyes.

>>89704377

Blue Diamond wearing the popular 'Virgin Killer' sweater.

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>>89704377
Shota Lapis and Steven playing?

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I want to fuck Lapis

>>89704377

>>89704275
This, but better

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>>89704386
Is there anytime where Lapis doesn't look like she wants to jump Steven?
I swear her eyes go crazy around him like she's on hard drugs.

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>>89704377
More donuts,

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>>89704283

>>89704405
I want to see Lapis's water powers in "action"

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>>89704428
Steven is her drug.

>>89704428
She is on a hard drug.

it's called love.

>>89704377

Jasper and Bismuth telling each other just what they think of them.

>>89704470
>>89704466
Why doesn't she just tell him how she feels then?

>>89703030
I think he's tougher than you think, he didn't really pity the diamonds at all during the bomb.