Star Vs

>>89700326
what the fuck happened last thread

>>89700326
I should be asleep but I held out for the leaks

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>>89700374

second for links my loves

>>89700399
Star is flat

Ep. link please!!!

>>89700399
Ponyhead doesn't get nearly enough love.
Or lewds.

>>89700374
It's 12AM where I am. Sometimes living in Russia pays off, I guess.

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Star vs. Stevonnie

none of that emotional bullshit is holding Stevonnie back

who win

2 hours 44 minutes

How hyped are ya

>>89700608
Connie will cuck Star & Jackie on her own.
She already cucked all the Gems which is no mean feat in itself. And I suppose Marco into some racial diversity, giving all this pictures with foreign students.

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>>89700326
>Time to raid the cave
I would ride HER cave! High five!

>>89700657
Like 6 hype. maybe 7.
That's pretty strong, but i don't wanna burn out my hype glands.

>>89700657
I almost think that I can't keep masturbating. It's been 4 hours of non-stop masturbation.

>>89700656
>>>/co/Starco and Jarco seem rather real.

>>89700347
Shit got too real.

Do we have a stram so I can watch with you cuck fetishists and memers

>>89700347
Many dubs were had.

>>89700677
You can't 'ride the cave', you can only ride _into_ it, on horse or something.

>>89700709
cave=vagina
silly anon

>>89700709
>>89700677
It's Todd, he can't spell. Of course he meant "RAID".

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>>89700608
>>89700664
Requesting this re-drawn but with Star holding her wand winking.

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Gonna post a weird Star VS video in a while. It's probably gonna be shit.

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>>89700664
That's why it's a good ship

>>89700783
Please, fuck us up. it will dull the pain of the next few hours.

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WHERE IS MY CARTOON!? MUUUM!!! YOU SAID CARTOON WILL BE TODAY!!! I NEVER WENT TO BED I WANT CARTOON NOW!!!
REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>89700326
This is a picture of the cave Marco raids.

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Friendly reminder that Janna is a real cuckqean here. She is surely into Marco AND Star, so she got cucked by Jackie AND Marco AND Star (if two latter will come together eventually).

>>89700863
Janna is a filthy gypsy whose only use is to keep Jews away with her gypsy tears.

>>89700870
>Star after confessing her feelings to Marco knowing full well he's in a relationship

Cry those delicious tears, Star

>>89700802
But it might be shit!

>>89700885
heheh BONERS

>>89700892
Needs more levels up to Glossaryck and Rafael Diaz finding true love.

>>89700783
Gonna take a shot in the dark here and guess from the title that this is a vaporwave video.
If so, what track did you end up picking?

>>89700885
Time for a Brojob.

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>>89700889
>might
key word. i have low standards.
come at me with your mediocre content. we shall endeavor to improve.

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We're in for some real doozies this month, folks. Believe me.

>>89700901
>AU NU CHEEKI BREEKI

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>>89700880

>>89700924
И B ДAMКИ!
Кoгдa нoвaя cepия? Cкoлькo ждaть eщe?

>>89700901
Oh really? When?

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>>89700938
https://www.you tube. com/watc h?v=YbaTur4A1OU

>>89700937
2 hours or maybe there will be uploads from somebody who get the episode on Disney XD app.

>>89700953
Make it so.

Make it so.

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>>89700898

>>89700953
get out of here roller

>>89700903
>Gonna take a shot in the dark here and guess from the title that this is a vaporwave video.
It's like a vaporwave video without the vaporwave. There's three songs in it but only one is featured prominently.
>>89700906
>we shall endeavor to improve.
If you say so.

>>89700904
>it's not gay if it's just relieving tension, bro
>all you have to do is just lie back and relax, dude, it's nothing
>now unzip, hombre
>[sloppy BJ noises]

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What if Marco is also a girl in this instance?

>>89700987
>spoiler
Sounds cool, actually. Can't wait.

>>89700987

you should use one of my totally unrelated vaporwave songs because I want to generate notoriety

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>>89700987
WE BELIEVE IN YOU ANON.
bring us the video we deserve. if it is bad, then that was our destiny as cinnamon posters.

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>>89700939

>>89701005
Not him, but post a link anyway. I can't fucking get enough of these "-wave" genres.

>>89701028
seconded

>>89700885
i should draw more bro shenanigans

>>89701028

I started making vaporwave songs as a joke just to prove to my friends how easy it is but then i started to like the content i made and i felt weird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0DPSwiABho

>>89701033
>FooF
actually made me laugh

>>89701046
Prepare to get posted all over the place. this is pretty good stuff, /wsg/ would eat it up

>>89701046
I like it. Makes me wanna draw some fetish art.

>>89701052
>FooF
You mean Toms kissing a penis or just a phrase "foof"?

>>89701062
>>89701064

i'm gonna be famous for my musical shitpost analog and not for any of the actual music that I write.

this is some kinda cool wet nightmare come true.

>>89701046
All hail the /svg/ resident wavegod

>>89701070
the phrase foof at the top. but yes, the penis as well.

>>89701073
It's start Tony, it's a start.

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>>89701001
>>89701006
Uploading.
>>89701005
Sounds like something off of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU-MYe0SL9Q

>>89701137
Font name?

>>89701137
sounds pretty dank bro

>>89701145
http://www.messletters.com/en/

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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
These threads will wreck your evening, your whole life and your day
Every single post in here is nothing but pure gay
So look away, look away, look away

Our CUTE AND PERFECT SHIP is now made up of one half cuckold
Now Princess Star's misfortune gives these shitposters a chuckle
It's hard to fathom how these Anons manage to meme through it,
but after reading through these threads that you'd still want to Dew it

Just look away, look away
There's nothing but Dew flow and cinnamon farts on the way
Ask any stable person "Should I post?" and they will say,
"Look away, look away, look away"
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away

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https://vid.me/oSrP

Trash's here. There's a mistake that I cannot for the life of me edit out, but there we go.

>>89701046
Godlike

>>89701232
be proud anon. im smoking the last of my good stuff for this video. ill tell u how it goes.

>>89701232

Wish I had some weed or speed. This shit is dope.

>>89701232
Well, my WiFi is BUTTS, so I only got to see the first minute or so. But what's there is good. Real trippy. Saved for future viewing. Thanks for making it, dude.

Does anyone know a good website that will post Raid the Cave quickly after it airs?

>>89701260
ok lets give it a minute before i achieve orbital altitude

>>89701300
>in-flight check dubs
You can be my wingman anytime!

>>89701308
fuckin gave me the giggles

Is there gonna be a leak? If not where can I see a stream?

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>>89701232

>>89701324
We already discussed in last thread: Disney postponed this episode. Come back next week.

>>89701350
Hilarious
t-that's a joke, right?

>>89701350
>Disney postponed this episode
Why? Do they want fags here to die from cuckposting overdose?

>>89701369
Yeah, it was a joke. They actually just cancelled the show.

>>89701383
This.
It was about time they got this gay shit of the air!

>>89701376
>Why? Do they want fags here to die from cuckposting overdose?
That is exactly the reason, yes.

>>89701383
>They actually just cancelled the show.
What choice did they have? All the main cast commited sudoku after seeing 4chan threads.

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>>89701232
ALright video anon, this is highflyin anon here having just watched ur video. i hav a question. did you have the intention of making a suspensful scary kind of art? or was your goal to achieve a comfy vibe. beacuse while you led in with that asthetic meme feel, you gave a false sense of security. useing plot devices from the show and visual cues n shit, u told a sad and scary story. i felt unsettled, feared for the characters just as much as myself. i absolutely loved it. the dramatic pauses, the auditory suspense, aghhhhh it was very nice. to describe it in terms of other movies, id say it was like Terintino took the visual style of the shining, and made it purely audio.

tl;dr im a film student and that was some spooky shit senpai. make more. write horror films. i need to lie down.

Gimme the leaks, Disney.

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>misseps hasn't leaked it yet
>Episode not up on Watch Disney XD

Guess we're watching it live, folks.

>>89701525
S-Stream where? pls

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>>89701525

>>89701525
what is this cartoon network?
the files are kept in a secure digital lockbox in casablanca, with biometric security and full body scanners

>>89701525
Someone please stream it. Please?

>>89701542
Yet, misseps got into their database every time. Hopefully Spazz is still around, he usually streams stuff on his Ustream, but he hasn't for a while after the leaks from SU screwed him up.

>>89701542
It's in a Swiss Bank actually.

>>89701584
its a reference to MI:rouge nation

Alright, I know what to do.

Everyone, put your hands together, and start chanting, I like big butts and I can not lie.

Surely that will please the gods, and they will deliver onto us their bounty.

>>89701598
how much longer?

>>89701598
Actually i heard trips, quads, and quints makes the episodes get streamed. the more we get, the better the quality.

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>>89701604
Another 40 mins of butts.

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http://www.arewethere.yt/STARBRUARY---THE-KEKENING-BEGINS/60884.htm#.WJcFDtJ96M8

>tfw you have to leave at the time the new episode starts. Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>89701612
And what are those if not the perfect representation of a big juicy ass?
>>89701604
Until you like it...or you know, the show drops...

>>89700863
Except that Janna is sitting easy and playing all the bases. She is the least cucked because she gives the least fucks. She's just watching it play out.

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>>89701621
JUST

>>89701532
With Stream Cometh Comments, man. Do you really want this? Just imagine this tidal wave of cuckening-related messages, towering higher than Dew Mountains, throwing all the broken ships around...

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>Season 1
>Aired at 8:30 PM

>First quarter of Season 2A
>Aired at 10:00 AM

>Second quarter of Season 2A
>Aired at 8:30 PM again

>Season 2B
>...
>7:00 AM, where pretty much every kid and adult are working or going to school in the U.S.

What the fuck is Disney doing with the show?

>>89701046
>fun but unrelated content creator
NOW we're getting somewhere.

>>89701670
From what I saw someone in here say the other day they are going to a "netflix" like airing system where it drops early morning and you can watch it at your leisure on their website.

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>>89701670
Ended?

>>89701690
S3 is almost complete. It's not ended. If the worst comes to pass it will only have one more season.

>>89701681

hold yer undies. I'm gonna try to make a Star themed vaporwave song but I have been searching for two hours to find a cheesy 80's bullshit song to spoof and I only got as far as realizing that I genuinely am fond of the band ABC. I'M IN A RUT, BUDDO.

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>>89701670
this senpai, who the fuck gets up to watch a cartoon at 7:00 in the morning until 7:30? This is bullshit and I'm so fucking mad. I wanted to see star take out her cucked rage on something but instead I'm the cucked one. Woe is me

>>89701689
But won't that kill their ad revenue? Online ads are commonly blocked and ignored.

>>89701709
That's fine it'll come to you. For the record unrelated wasn't a dig at you. Post shit as you please. Having tenuously related Content Creation is a classic staple and better yet it was pretty good.

alright whose posting the episode early?

>>89701263
>>89701344
>>89701275
Thanks.
I'll probably make more. in the future to get better, but I'm off to bed now.
Until then have a song I made in audacity alone whilst experiencing a bout of depression.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ro8sev98XQ
>>89701412
>i hav a question. did you have the intention of making a suspensful scary kind of art? or was your goal to achieve a comfy vibe.
My goal was to evoke some kind of emotion out of people. Whether that be fear or sadness that's really my main goal. I like seeing and hearing what people think about what I make because for the most part everyone's going to interpret it in a more or less unique way.

>>89701725
I mean lets be honest how many of us actually watched it when it aired instead of downloading it when it leaked/after it dropped.

>>89701739

Oh. Well, thank you. I'm actually the same guy who wrote some of those by-request folk-punk songs for the Steven Universe generals but don't tell everyone else ok?

>>89701757
If I can I watch it when it airs. I'm actually in a position to watch it myself, but sharing the experience with the thread adds a lot to my enjoyment.

>>89701757
>I mean lets be honest how many of us actually watched it when it aired instead of downloading it when it leaked/after it dropped.
There isn't much choice when you are not in the US.

>>89701760
>implying I'd know anything about /sug/
That's where you're wrong, bud. We'll just over look that for now.

>>89701725
Daily reminder that the target audience is usually kids between 8-13 and maybe teens. They know shit about adblockers and usually are my IT revenue when PCs and other shit come fucked up when handed from their fathers to me.

Neckbeards manchildren like us usually are a minority on the ratings.

>>89700929
Sauce?

>>89701795
>They know shit about adblockers
>implying any one from 10-11 up wouldn't know about add blockers
Fucking hell. Maybe if they were watching it on their phone.

When's the leak?

>>89701795
B-but it's us who creates all the glorious memes...

>>89701812
Never, episode airs in 18 minutes anyway.

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>>89701804
4chan + Mspaint
Just google image search this one

>>89701820
When is the UPLOAD

>>89701809
There are people out there on the range of 40 that know shit about adblockers. You just gotta believe.

>>89701817
If only Disney even aknowledge our excistence. That day, someone will lose her job here.

>>89701859
with some luck, madridista or someone else will do it 15-20 min afetr the airing

Even if we don't got a stream, we have someone who will record it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SpazzDHN/status/828569769456627712

His download links will be posted in here:
http://star.derpynews.com

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>>89700608
Lets compromise. .

>wake up
>"oh boy, can't wait to see the new episode"
>check /co/
>no megas
>check tumblr
>no links whatsoever
>check everywhere
>nothing

I forgot that we're not dealing with Cartoon Network here, but with an actually competent network.

Well, then. It looks like there's not going to be a leak and no one else is going to stream it. The quality will be awful, but I can still try.

cytu [ dot ] be/r/Turgan

>>89701859
http://watchdisneyxd.go.com/star-vs-the-forces-of-evil

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Star the cucc

>>89701885
Nice, desu ne.

>>89701915
there's an https error, but the source you're using is good !

watching it right now

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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

>>89701946
Nope. Sorry.

>>89701944
how did you fix it?

>>89701930
Can someone with access please stream this site? Pretty please?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

>>89701963
http://vaughnlive.tv/embed/video/turgan?viewers=true&autoplay=true

Just no chat

>>89701971
Nothing's streaming yet.

>You are currently connected via HTTPS but the embedded content uses non-secure plain HTTP. Your browser therefore blocks it from loading due to mixed content policy. To fix this, embed the video using a secure link if available (https://...), or find another source for the content.

Well, fuck you too.

>>89701971
Perfect, thanks

>>89701987
Give it time to load

There is this page on the Internet that I use when a new episode of TLH comes up on Nick.

http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/nickelodeon-live-stream

Just look it up for Disney, it has to have it, or try being lucky and simply change the 'Nickelodeon' and put Disney on it.

But, beware those who browse it without adblocker, the page has a shit ton of ads, most of them malicious.

You've been warned.

>>89701971
Awww yisss

Fuck it barely 4 am here at the pacific side

>>89701963
what this guy >>89701971 said

/a/ has shitloads of backup streams for their animu, and /co/ can't even manage one?

Yieah!

It's time but the stream's volume is low as fuck.

I'm still not getting anything on Vaughn

>>89701971
Fuck its so fucking slow
laggggggg

stream is laggy as fuck, but this was to be expected...

>Monty Python gag
heh

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PRAISE THE CINNAMON GODDESS

>>89702017
>>89702023
sorry guys, like I said before my computer sucks so I apologize for any problems. Just let me know if there's anything I can do to help.

>Marco telling Star to calm down
It's happening!!!

Star is using All-Seeing Eye!!!!

>Maybe this is what you need

What did he mean by this?

>>89702064
>>89702052
Star is trying to pass through the All-Seeing Eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>89702073
She succeeded, AND actually impressed Glossaryck.

>>89700863
>AND Star
For what reason do you think this?

>>89702073
Now you are thinking with portals

Star BTFO

What's this faggot elephant and bear thing?

Star is chell confirmed ?

>>89702092
the worst monsters of all. Hipsters.

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>>89702041
Np bro. Thank you

Star is calling Moon. Moon and River says to just sit tight while they fix her shit.

Anybody else notice that Jackie seemed to be kind of annoying Marco by being a motormouth on the phone?

Star is writing a new book of spells.

>>89702115
And even though she's totally NOT doing that, instead of just rushing in and bashing heads, she's going to make her own spellbook and get a handle on her magic first.

Well can't wait for the upload since it was laggy for half the time, but thanks anyway >>89702041

>Cinnamon Toast Crunch ad after the episode

KEK

>>89702121
Nice try, Star, go back and fill that new book of spells of yours.

So there's only one episode today, right?

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>>89702121
>immediately reaching this hard

So Star making her own book of spells, guess that's what he meant by "this is what you need."

>>89702141
yes

DOWNLOAD FUCKING WHERE?

>Buff Frog doesn't even help

>Star got cucked by glosserick
Lmoa

>>89702148
Keep pressing F5 in star.derpynews.com

>>89702145
That's too bad, I thought this show always aired with 2 at time

>>89702141
Next ep is same time tomorrow.

>>89702149
It just keeps happening

So is Season 2.5 gonna be "plot/worldbuilding in full swing"? Just several straight episodes of action, story, arc development?

This episode didn't skip a beat. Nothing too big or consequential, but it's a good lead-in to the real action.

>Have to wait tomorrow for another 11 minute episode--a half of half hour show
thanks, Disney.

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Canon: http://moringmark.tumblr.com/post/151561193783

>>89702171
pudding gag too

>>89702165
Based on some episode titles it seems like the Star/Marco/Jackie triangle will be expounded upon as well, probably 1 or 2 oneshots involving dimensions too.

>>89702137
Just keep being a one-note side character who exists only as a plot device, Jackie.

>>89702155
It's a bomb

>>89702177
Dem tears are delicious, Starcuck.

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Oh hey, it's a rerun of THIS episode.

>>89702171
OH SHIT

>>89702178
>>89702158
Oh ok. Nice

>>89702121
I think he was just preoccupied by his friend's manic state and had to stop talking because he knew he had to step in.

>>89702165
If all this build-up is for nothing I swear I'm gonna burn Disney's offices down. Actually, would just murder Nefcy. Yeah I'm edgy.

>>89702177
>plot device
The show is about Star, not Marco and Jackie. She's just going to appear in episodes that include Marco's girlfriend, nothing more.

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She used the fucking spell again, the absolute Madwomam JanStar Confirmed

>>89702149
One and truly cuckquean of Mewny

>>89702199
>purple not green
>only dialogue exchanged, not harm
there is a different context

>>89702199
>people want the pure Marco to end up with this clearly evil person

Where is a stream!!! Nothing works

>>89702205
When will Star and Ludo point their wands as hard as they can?

>>89702225
It's over, lol.
Wait for an upload, slowpoke.

>>89702199
>first time she used it
>immediately get to see Marco
>second time
>she fucks up and tries to flip through a bunch of shit before finding Glossaryck

Bitch be obviously still buttblasted with Jarco.

Does tiny star have a crush on big marco?

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Who is the Speedwagon of this show? Marco?

>>89702165
idk, some seem like filler/one shot episodes. Most of the big stuff seems near the end or scattered.

>>89702243
Everyone wants the Big Marco.

>>89701817
>>89701933
>Cinammon roll EPIC GLORIOUS MEME GUISE XD
>LOL KEK
>SO FUNIE EPIC MEME FOR THE WIN!
Yeah that's us.

>>89701971
Thanks for that.

>>89702258
Please fucking kill yourself.

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>whats his endgame

Damn I missed it.
Fuck

>>89702258
She is. There is no doubt.

>>89702270
You can't kill a man for speaking the truth. Unless you're Jewish, of course.

>>89702283
Impressive, most impressive.

Obviously, to turn her into a cuck.

Thoughts on the ep:

It went relatively as expected, you knew that they wouldn't immediately have Star and Ludo fight so soon, Ludo needs time with the book of spells to get on even keel as a threat to Star. The hipster monsters were weird but ok (though kinda cringey at the end when they were begging to be blasted). Marco kind of annoyed me this episode, he just kept saying "call ur mom" over and over, I know he's the safe kid but I thought he'd be more trusting in Star by now.

Star on the other hand was in top form today. She can bust through spell limitations and has an actual, if unrefined, talent for thinking outside of spell parameters. I think Glossyrack's refusal to go has two reasons:
1) To investigate Ludo and more specifically his wand as a possible source of magical imbalance as seen in Page Turner.
2) To let Star grow and develop in her own way, forcing her to use spells from memory or to craft her own spells (which I'm looking forward to). The training wheels are coming off and I'm actually looking forward to seeing how she can leave her own mark on her family's history.

Speaking of marks, it seems like she's understanding who she is a little more in the grand scope of the family. All the famous princesses have had some niche they filled and rebel may suit her, what with her willing to fight past the preconstructed parameters of spells to suit her needs.

>>89701795
>Neckbeards manchildren like us usually are a minority on the ratings.
Well duuh. Because there is no way to monitor what neckbeards watch: we either leech on some streams, download torrents or do something illegal of sorts. How do you monitor something like that?

I'm surprised Glossaryck didn't just say to star he wanted to stay to investigate Ludo's wand/magic. Cause that's probably what he's doing.

>>89702294
And Marco was right at the end, not his fault Star is a fuck up.

>>89702298
What form of thought convinced you to think this reply was intelligent, ironic or otherwise?

>>89702295
by tracking sales of full body pillows

>>89702298
stop scrolling /co/ star, you should write your own spell book

>>89702293
HAHAHAHAHAH SUCH EPIC AMAZING POST 10/10 HE TURN HER INTO A KEK RETWEETED REBLOGGED GIVES A HANDJOB BECAUSE SO FUNNY

>>89702294
>To investigate Ludo and more specifically his wand as a possible source of magical imbalance as seen in Page Turner.

That's probably the main reason why he's not going back with her yet. Although that episode and him with Ludo is near the backend of this bomb I think.

>>89702294
>2) To let Star grow and develop in her own way, forcing her to use spells from memory or to craft her own spells (which I'm looking forward to). The training wheels are coming off and I'm actually looking forward to seeing how she can leave her own mark on her family's history.
I hope this. I don't really believe that this show can go with indifferent asshole as a character, he should have some motive (except for pudding).

So did Star dip down just to distort spacetime and go through the All-Seeing Eye portal?

>It's a Star got cucked again episode
Yes now Marco gets to add glossaryc to his harem!

Missed the chapter
Was there any suffering?

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>>89702324
Not cool Dude, chill.

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Google Drive WHEN!?!?

>>89702326
He was pretty clear as to his purpose in Page Turner, he is a mentor for all types of Mewnian royalty. He tailors his training per princess so his "indifferent" and strange ways are pretty much his means of forcing Star to be the responsible one. I imagine he was like a more cerebral and cryptic riddler for Moon (who seems to be more booksmart and would enjoy the challenge of having something to solve). This actually makes me hope we get to see his various training methods throughout the ages. Would he consider every student a success, or has he one or two failures here and there?

>>89702348
Yes, mexican anon.

She failed to get Glossaryck, and was forced to lay down her pride and ask her mother for help

>>89702348
Yeah, star was being a huge fucking autistic baby and having a crybaby meltdown so Marco had to be smooth and put her in her place lol.
Then he lead her to Ludo's cave and got to fuck a tumblr cave-monster (One of the hippies sworded him) Nice!
Later Star got turned down by her own spellbook and then got double cucked by her own parents while they had to tell her to stop being such a whiny bitch :U.

>>89702359
Probably after it comes out on the app

>Even as the episode airs literally all people do is cuckmemes and retarded shitposting
This is the state of these threads. I hope you're all satisfied with this

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god damn how do we not have a mega

we're the worst fanbase, no one else has problems getting megas

we don't even have a mega in the OP

>>89702196
That's the point. Jackie is just there to inject some drama into Star and Marco's relationship. As a character she's less important even than Janna or Pony Head. Her only importance is as a plot device. Which is why it's so funny that anybody thinks Jarco is endgame.

>>89702393
I am

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>Still no links

>Star's only true fans are SJWs who worship muslims and want to get bombed and hit by them as an analogy for liberals who encourage enabling terrorists
C U C K E D
BY
LIB-BRATS

>>89702393
The only people who would be up at 4 am would be cuckposters and whatnot anon. Wait until the civilized world wakes up to judge

>>89702401
Keep crying baby

>>89702373
And the shitposters now have even less understanding than ever of what the word "cuck" even means.

>>89702377
>WHEN!?!?

>>89702393
It's almost like no one has Disney XD because its in no way worth paying for.

>>89702399

We used to have MEGA links in the OP back when we had a general, but they kept getting deleted so we're stuck making crappy pseudo-generals instead.

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>>89702393
>being this retarded

>>89702399
>we're the worst fanbase
Oh yeah? On russian imageboard there were two of us and there were about 6 posts of discussion.
Star ain't no cuck.
WE ARE KEKS.

>>89702431
I would say that we can make generals if the show isn't on hiatus but these are /co/ mods we are dealing with, its not like they actually know their own rules, they just pick on fanbases they dislike

>>89702406
lol nice but I hope you understand he's being sardonic

>>89702412
This is a star vs thread, what are you talking about? There are no civilized world here

>>89702418
>not understanding internet slang usage
How new to this are you?
The Patriots just cucked the Falcon's last night. Get the implication?

>>89702399
It's Disney's fault for
1) Airing it when pretty much everyone in the U.S. wouldn't be able to watch it in the first place unless they take the day off
2) For not putting it on their website since they decided to split episodes for some reason.

Don't fucking spoil anything
i swear

>>89702399
>tfw /sug/ has multiple megas and backup megas, and a dedicated leak site
Lol get your shit together fags

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>>89702329
Good eye. They really do think these things through.

>>89702393
It's time...

>>>/trash/

>>89702452
There was nothing worth spoiling, it was just a Star character development episode.

>>89702452
there is nothing to spoil at all

>>89702438
Well I mean on /co/ we're indisputably the worst fanbase atleast. Hands down bar none.

>>89702452
Star is a failure, nothing to spoil from that.

Just watched the Episode Star saw Marco and Jackie kiss again and she turned to Janna to comfort her then shaved her hair and dyed it purple again.

>>89702460
>just a Star character development episode
>nothing worth spoiling
It's funny and sad at the same time.

>>89702452
It literally can't be spoiled. Everything predictable.

>>89702452
Star-bitch gets BTFO 3 times
First by Marco who has to tell her to calm her tits down because she's acting like a huge bitch.
Second is nice because her book cucks her for pudding and tells her she deserves to be foreveralone prettymuch.
3rd is her parents being too disgusted with her actions to even do anything but lie to her face and passively-aggressively ground her by having her not do anything.

>>89701188
10/10 as I always say

>>89702399
Of course we're. MEGA LINK WHEN???

>>89702452
Is janna in this episode?

>>89702460
Nice! You mean a Star Cucking episode lol XD.

>>89702476
Yeah it was really straightforward, the episode plot can be summarized on like 3 words.

>>89702438
>On russian imageboard there were two of us and there were about 6 posts of discussion.
But lately Tumblr Universe fans came where, attracted by the smell of suffering, shitposting and queer-baiting.
t. TU fan

>Star just runs in and ruins Marco's phone-date with Jackie like that
>Wastes all his time trying to fight ludo and still doesn't even think to just grab Glossaryc when he's within arm's reach
Why the fuck is Star such a annoying bitch? I mean god are the writers on drugs, are they trying to make her as awful and unlikeable as possible?

>>89702489
Yes, when Star was flipping through the All-Seeing Eye, obviously her mind was not as focused as she was back in Bonbon looking for Marco.

>>89702489
Yes. She was sodomized by gorillas. Or tried to lube a floor. I can't distinguish those events.

What was Marco telling Jackie by phone when he was in Star's room?

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UPLOAD DAT FUCKIN' EPISODE REEEEEEE

>>89702506
Something something sorry
something something flaccid
something something cold nipples
Buy pretzels and lube

https://mega.nz/#!m4QBHSiQ!opCrHoDcdbUYBTtPHc5DgkaPhyNk55qWG36Qs_jRofE

ayy

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>>89702505
>She was sodomized by gorillas. Or tried to lube a floor.
Why always my Banana Janna?

>>89702519
is this dolphin porn?

>>89702519
YEEEEAH BOI

>>89702519
I hate you troll.

>>89702519
UNF

>>89702519
I knew making an account with mega was gonna be useful.

>>89702519
>https://mega.nz/#!m4QBHSiQ!opCrHoDcdbUYBTtPHc5DgkaPhyNk55qWG36Qs_jRofE
time to watch

>>89702519
This better not be dolphin porn.

http://star.derpynews.com/
It's up niggahs, so the mega is real.

http://star.derpynews.com

The episode is up

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>>89702519
It's legit!
http://star.derpynews.com/star-vs-215-raid-the-cave-episode-guide/

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>>89702519

It's legit.

NOW UPLOAD TO GOOGLE DRIVE!!!

>>89702548
After watching the episode, and reading the transcript, it seems from Star's tone with Marco she was still salty AF with him going out with Jackie.

So the route with Star this season is that she's going to hide her feelings as much as she can? I guess that's one route the writers could take.

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>Jackie talking to Marco about skate boarding.

Also, vintage laptop?

>>89701232
WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? good shit btw

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>>89702586
I'm not sure how I feel about this...

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>inb4 tons of furfag porn

>>89702583
>vintage laptop?
Marco isn't very bright.

>>89702581
It's kinda typical in these situations. You bury and hide your thoughts, say "hell yeah you get it in with whomever" until you go to a boyband concert and realize you're the third wheel and cause a episode that's right before the season finale.

Boom! Hiatus is over!

https://mega.nz/#F!4toRyT7C!p9lp32loX4ZYh8_won7slg

>>89702581
>>89702581
Yeah, and it comes to head probably in Just Friends, with a few glimpses here and there in the other episodes.

>yfw Running With Scissors Star hesitates to save Marco, probably to punish him for screwing around with scissors but also because she's salty about Jackie and Marco
>Marco saves himself from Hekapoo immediately after Star decides to save his ass

>>89702598
That joke went right over my head.

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Possum girl marking Marco.

>>89702448
They're airing the episode 5 times today (7 AM, 5PM, 8PM, 10:30PM, 12:30AM)

Having the 1st airing at 7 AM is dumb but it's not like it'll be difficult for anybody to watch.

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Huh

>>89702583
And Marco pretended to listen because whatever Jackie was saying was boring.

>>89702583
>Marco is calling his girlfriend while he is in another girl's room whom his girlfriend just cucked
Fucking cold, Nefcy.

>>89702618
I wanna ____ that ______

>>89702629
I think we all know what the writers meant with this scene. Gotta keep it Y-7 though.

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Oh dip!

>>89702618
Lol she fucked Marco
Star was cucked AGAIN by a rat no less

>>89702629
Star should be glad about the timing. Give it another twenty seconds and she would have seen something different. They would be making pottery like Ghosts.

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I SEE THE DISCUSSION ISN'T HORRIBLE ENOUGH YET
SO
IS THIS AN ALLUSION TO BREAKING A HYMEN?

>>89702519
thanks bro

that was a cool episode

>>89702583
I mean, the home computer owes itself partially to the typewriter. Word processing software and being born in the early 2000s be damned, Marco's being a bit clever for his age.

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Not good

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Star is not happy

>>89702672
Nice find^^!
It's an alusion to her trying to reach marco while kissing jackie but doesn't because shes cuckequeen

>>89702694
Good.

>>89702689
>Its fine star don't worry about it we'll take care of it.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>89702583
Marco's laptop was broken by Tom (or in episode with Tom), IIRC.

>>89702689
>"We're just happy you're safe."
That's how you know you REALLY messed up.

>>89701620
When is she coming back /co/?

>Buff Frog telling his children a fairy tale about driving all the Mewmans out of Mewny

I mean right now Ludo just kinda seems like a crazy guy but do you think the monster even Buff Frog would support him if he attempted to actually bring down the King and Queen?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFufoOgCMW8

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>>89702694
Not happy at all

OH GOD WHY DID THAT ENDING MAKE ME SO SAD

just felt like a pretty lowkey episode but then that last scene hit hard

BABY WE'RE BACK!

>>89702694
She got cucked by pudding lol

>>89702689
So taking bets, was their reactions due to:

1) It wasn't a big deal, most princesses lose Glossaryck at some point as a part of their training
2) They were trying to shield Star from the horrible implications of what she has done
3) They felt like if they yelled or asked her to get involved she'd screw it up more
4) They think that Ludo could legitimately kill Star now and are trying to protect her