JSA Storytime: Majestic

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>>89634126
Helspont is such a troll

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>>89634195
shit got pretty rough for Desmond, here

>>89634126
Hello, Storyteller.

So what's up next on the docket ?

HI OP

hoot

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>>89634252
I think 3.0, maybe, was it?

>>89634272
HI ANON

>>89634277
hoot hoot

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>>89634291
did you also offer him some cocaine?

hey, what's out this coming week

>>89634346
Honestly I don't even know what day it is.

Can you believe they're making Snagglepuss, bastion of American heterosexual masculinity, fucking gay?!

Can you equally well believe they aren't drawing him fuckable enough?!

>>89634291
>I think 3.0, maybe, was it?
sounds good

>>89634346
JLA Rebirth, Hal n Pals, Deathstroke, New Super-best boy,

Earth 2 creeps ever closer to its end

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>>89634346
I see /co/ is back on its nice easy keel and isn't still upset about Snagglepuss

wtf, /co/

>>89634391
there is no thanking god that it's Friday

>>89634346
More of Kenan getting figuratively and literally schooled by I-Ching.

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>>89634419
oh shit, training arc in NSM, right?

>>89634346
Deathstroke NSM Foolkiller

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>>89634467
I gotta go to my LCS

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>>89634491
so, when is SEEKRIT EMPIRE starting?

>>89634427
People also tried to map the original SJW/SJWification of /co/ in the Scans Daily thread. You got a mention!

Hey so there's no discussion in the actual threads. I'm not alone in thinking the zoo issue + final pages mean Loma is gonna end up in the dog's body, right? Or Megan, anyway, arguably more fucked up

>>89634399
>>89634427
I do not, for even a second, believe that anyone has ever given a single fuck about Snagglepuss, nevermind his sexuality.

>>89634427
Better than when Wonder Woman was "confirmed" bisexual, IMO

>>89634195
>>89634225
Daily reminder he beats the shit outta Superbro.

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>>89634520
wait what

>>89634520
I feel like OP was the person who LOL'd at that

>>89634521
Totally, escpecially since the author already gave a valid reason for the dog to be there
(Shade, the Changing Girl talk)

>>89634520
I saw that and cringed.

I don't even know if that guy is serious anymore.

>>89634513

March or so? well we got solicits right so actually April or May?.

still mad at all the hate for it bc i can't handle the ruse cruise hype

>>89634521
>>89634555

i was prepping myself for Firestorm shit but that makes more sense.

also thanks for marking it as Shade talk

>>89634552

>>89626506

>>89634526
That one furry artist is def willing to give a fuck, if only they'd sex him up enough

>>89634520
>SJW/SJWification
... I'm gettin' too old for this shit.

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>>89634587
...i was never a member of s_d, actually

O___o

>>89634561
I'm interested in seeing how the thing is plotted bc Hydra Steve has been legitimately "I know this will end with him fixed but I'm not calling the beats in-between"

Yes, Savant. Therapy. (and a reboot(

>>89634126
Howdy OP.

I am happy that at least a half dozen people got my "Homosexual, even" post in that one Snagglepuss thread.

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So DC added so Jones/giffen to their Digital library

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>>89634680
I keep wondering if kids these days just don't know about the inherent gayness of Broadway

>>89634679
Someone in that thread "confirmed" that you were there, which obviously means that it is truth though

>>89634688
Haven't those been there already? I downloaded digital rips of Emerald Dawn a while ago

>>89634723

>the inherent gayness of Broadway

is.....this progress????

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>>89634731
the world is strange

this page is pretty funny, that's some quality smug

>>89634762
I just mean, like, do people these days not know about opera/musicals queens?

>>89634126
Welcome back. I've been a lazy fuck but your whiskey should be en route shortly.

>>89634762
There's not enough straight representation on Broadway

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>>89634775
F?

Naw, he's too tough for that.

>>89634779
pics when it happens

also, Millar

>>89634195
Oh god the text in these thought bubbles is tiiiiiiiny

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>>89634832
And the scans are old enough that it's hard to read :(

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>>89634843
So it's about time for another betting pool on how many issues Rocket! gets before yet another relaunch

>>89634843
That reminds me, I still plan on running Lucifer soonish, and I need to find better scans. I found physically scanned issues that look terrible, and possibly digital ones that look very faded compared to the actual re-issued books

>>89634530
>people actually got upset that an Amazon likes tacos
>Diana had been hinted to be bi for ages under multiple writers
>people got upset about this
You ever think that maybe casuals like to complain about books they've never read? Crazy suggestion, I know.

>>89634871
6 issues

>>89634871
8

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>>89634871
that's not a rapeface or anything

so, lesse: we're on tonight, off until Monday, then off until Friday, so it's going to be a slow rollout. I'm sorry, I keep getting the late shift.

your bets are being noted, lemme check my list for what we were on now

>>89634871

Fucking Ewing though making me gotta read it.

>>89634871
It's getting relaunched again? How many volumes is Rocket at now, 3 or 4?

>>89634942
>so, lesse: we're on tonight, off until Monday, then off until Friday, so it's going to be a slow rollout. I'm sorry, I keep getting the late shift.
No problem.

>>89634457
How come Desmond isn't in a slutty swimsuit despite being almost identically bound up?

>>89634871
>giving the comic relief character their own book
Marvel, pls. That's just plain stupid.

>>89634952

this is just the 3rd right? Skottie Young, Whoever, New Run ?

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>>89634972
Because we can't have equally nice things

>>89634975
There was the Skottie Young book, and then the current one, and now Ewing, right? And a Seekrit Wars mini?

I guess a new Rocket book kinda undercuts that "insider's" no more GOTG spin off thing huh

>>89634975

>Rocket
>comic relief character

c'mon son

>>89634513
I thought Spartan was kill

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>>89634995
I can't quite figure out the form for it, but this has to involve an erotic asphyxiation joke

I'm pretty sure s_d would have gotten mad at us for making that, by the time of modly iron fists

>>89635019
he stuck himself in the weeny robot body for a bit there

>>89635034

yeah i didn't know how we were counting him and Groot in a book.

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>>89635030
welp

>>89635095
I can't believe Madge is fucking dead.

>>89635087
4 volumes without groot

>>89634942
I'll probably finish up Transformers vs GI Joe this weekend for anyone with a passing interest. New book soon!

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>>89635095
>>89635107
I know, right?

>>89635121

I didn't know about the Movie Adaptation One Shot and I'm so beyond hype for it.

>>89634723
>I keep wondering if kids these days just don't know about the inherent gayness of Broadway
Three words. Springtime. For. Hitler.

>>89634972
You know why.

I know someone will call me an SJW or whatever for this, but sexual fanservice of any kind is stupid, juvenile, and in most cases, distracting and pointless. In my opinion, that shit instantly takes me out of the story and detracts from my enjoyment.

However, if you absolutely must, if you have so little control over your hormones that you may as well be twelve years old, be fair about it. Give everyone a little something to look at, cause at least then you're being inclusive, and you could possibly even attract other readers outside the expected demographic.

If you're gonna be a perv, be a fair perv.

>>89635121
I'm definitely following. The series is really incredible.

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>>89635121
I am so fucking there for the comic adaptation of the movie version of the comic, damn

>>89635157
Cole Porter and Lorenz Hart through to Sondheim, too

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>>89635199
>Somewhere, Keith Giffen cackles in delight

>>89635246
Well...that was unexpected. But a bit hilarious.

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Btw, I'd totally read this All-Star X-Men series from that other thread

Those Ross designs are pure sex, especially Cyke and Wolvie.

>>89634775
Ha, Helspont is kind of a bitch.

>>89634871
Marvel seems to at least appreciate that Ewing's a good writer, Contest of Cancelled notwithstanding, so I'm going to say at least 10.

>>89634427
That last panel seems a touch exploitable.

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>>89635294
Helspont is a *total* bitch when written correctly, and it's 100% what makes him work

>>89634440
I hope Shirt Twin comes back. Kenan x Shirt Twin, OTP.

>>89635169
It works on a lot of levels, weirdly enough. It's like this OMAC/New Gods-Kirby type adventure but also approaches the material from this unusual kinda toyetic perspective while still digging very deep into Transformers and Joe fandom. Plus Scioli is just really gifted with comics construction.

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>>89635326
>no spoilers

>>89635157
Hey Cranky, are you the guy who didn't get LoSH as a gift because of a shipping problem?

>>89634520
>People also tried to map the original SJW/SJWification of /co/ in the Scans Daily thread.

Who else here remembers when Livejournal was The Enemy of /co/?
Like, Tumblr before Tumblr.

>>89635404

the before times...

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>>89634942

>>89634526
>I do not, for even a second, believe that anyone has ever given a single fuck about Snagglepuss,

He had a nominally successful cartoon in the 60s, somebody must have cared then, right?

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>>89635361
I find it fascinating how so much shit manages to happen on each page without it having to be spelled out in 'normal' sequential ways, and yet it's more or less coherent at least 50% of the time

>>89635365
Oh wait, I remember this. Yeah, I remember how this ends. It's really, really weird.

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>>89635453
Drool AND bleeding from the ears, he's pretty far gone

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>>89635365

>>89635395
No? The hell are you on about?

Besides, you all know how I feel about gift giving.

>>89635453
There was a page in the issues I posted where he runs two simultaneous fight scenes and like, what happens in each scene on-panel is also happening in the other? Really neat.

>>89635494
I got this really unthankful thank you note so I thought hey, is this the famous Cranky? The account is fake though so I rarely check it, was a few weeks ago.

>>89634723
I'm pretty sure most of them, meaning the people mad about Snagglepussyfree, have never even encountered Snagglepuss as a character before, because he is pretty obviously a CAMP stage actor. And in the 60s, that meant you saw more wiener than a hotdog factory.

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>>89635523
well-done fight scenes are one of the most underrated components of action/cape comics, as distinct from the usual "Look, all these people are posing at each other"

>>89635554
I wonder if the whole aspect of camp gayness is also less familiar now than it used to be--I've seen some deep generational rifts about Gay Culture on topics like that, knowing a lot of opera queens

>>89635554
But anon, just because he fulfills a bunch of period appropriate gay stereotypes doesn't mean he's gay and assuming that he is is OFFENSIVE! checkmate, atheists!

>>89634775
>this page is pretty funny, that's some quality smug

Helspont's got some nice wacky faces too.

>>89635030
>>89634995
>>89634813
>>89634491
So much rekt thread material

>>89635552
Not me. I mean, I generally disapprove of gifts, but I would still appreciate the gesture. I ain't THAT much of an asshole.

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>>89635601
Helspont should always be this ridiculously over the top smug cackling asshole who you can't help but cheer for a little bit because at least he's fun

lol she mad

>>89635594
>I wonder if the whole aspect of camp gayness is also less familiar now than it used to be

Clearly, we need mandatory reeducation camps where people are forced to watch Hollywood Squares and Match Game marathons until they figure out Paul Lynde and CNR were gay.

>>89634843
>Helspont has an actual body underneath his crazy fire skeleton look

Moderate disappointment.

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>>89635644
>>89635652
I'd be there for camp camp

>>89634871
>So it's about time for another betting pool on how many issues Rocket! gets before yet another relaunch

Depends on how spendy the waifufags for those characters on the cover end up being.


Betwen 6 and 10, though.

>>89635652
Gay guys are not any less camp IME.

>>89634587
Shit like that makes me glad I haven't continues my storytiming.

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>>89635700
>>89635723
if Steve Lieber puts up something like a Beetle sketch cover for charity, I might pull the trigger on it

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>>89635742
Yeah, you knew this was coming

Daemonites are expert body-hoppers, which is one of those horror tropes that never goes out of style

I'm personally so happy that Wild Storm is going light on The Authority characters to start, ngl

>>89635723
Hey, I like Scatterbrain, but not THAT much heh

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>>89635770
>I'm personally so happy that Wild Storm is going light on The Authority characters to start, ngl
same

>>89634972
They Corbin Dallas nipple tape harness never made it past the concept art stages of Fifth Element.

>>89635644
I feel like the traditional moustache twirling villain is hard to do well, not only due to the modern expectation of morally grey antagonists, but also because by definition, a villain who is evil for the sake of it is one dimensional.

Realistically, a writer's options are to either give said villain more complex characterization, or make them so over the top that they become entertaining through sheer charisma. Though certainly these are not mutually exclusive.

>>89635723
IIRC Storyteller frowns on range bets.

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>>89635811
that's right about to happen, after this issue or so!

>>89635770
I'm just wondering how they're going to explain Midnighter and Apollo. Are they just not going to be in this new universe? They're going to be in it AND the DCU? Something else entirely?

>>89635594
Hey, do you have a favourite issue of T vs. G.I. J?

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>>89635843
>>89635834
Eh, range bet is fine, we've all been so far off all our bets that no one's won a SoP yet

;___;

>>89635865
Destro backstory issue!

>>89635855
I assume there'll be two versions

>>89635030
So, is Imperator here saying that Khull is a house of Conquerors?

>>89635855
I mean different versions of characters living in different universes is nothing new, obviously.

I imagine it'll just be "Wildstorm characters that appear in DC books are from the DCU, ones that appear in WIldstorm books are from the Wildstorm U".

>>89635121
I'm in. Although I'm probably going to end up reading them late again and throwing in mostly Joe side trivia after anyone else feels like commenting, again.

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>>89635876
cue some comedy music here

>>89635879
>>89635910
That's a bit weird since DC spent so much time trying to make people like this new Midnighter, but I guess they can just make WSU Middy exactly like his old, Pre-N52 self and leave it at that.

>>89635735
>/co/'s hostile attitude towards anything even vaguely PC is actively discouraging storytimes
And this board has the fucking gall to bitch about the dwindling frequency of storytimes... Although, it might help if people actually talked during story times. Seriously, nobody discusses shit in storytime threads outside of this one.

Speak up, people!

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>>89635956
Midnighter's kind of got a DCU niche now; I'm guessing they're going to keep him and Apollo and Seeley will always try to throw in some of his favorites, but I don't expect to see more of Zealot and Griffles, really

how cute is this Hadrian?

>>89635941
That's really cool man. I don't have that knowledge base so it's fun when someone who does chimes in.

>>89635157
Hey, let's be fair here.

Savant was kidnapped by Shapers for DNA harvesting purposes. Her being more naked than not fits.
Desmond just plugged his dick into the wrong computer port and got Borged. There was no sexually invasive kidnapping involved.

The REAL question is where was Majestic's Leeloo Dallas Mooltipass suit.

>>89635972
Personally I prefer to just sit back and read most of the time. Maybe drop bits of trivia at best.

>>89635735
Seriously, I've only storytimed Clean Room before, and day two of it had a guy whining about Gail Simone from the third picture. He stayed for the entire six issues, and complained about it every four pages

>>89635723
>>89635834
Let's do some other guessing: How big are Marvel trades these days? If they are usually 6 issues, then Rocket will be six issues

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>>89635991
scruffy!

>>89636016
that guy was really special

>>89635246
Christ, does Earth-Wildstorm usually blow up this much? Because it doesn't seem to be super stable from the last few series we've read.

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>>89636020
>Madge panics at the thought of having to go through puberty again

>>89635972
yeah I stopped storytiming because posting into a void is really boring and makes it not feel worthwhile

>>89635644
Did they fug?

>>89636020
I guess I lied, I also ran Shade, The Changing Girl issue 5 yesterday, and got a guy asking "is this a trans* book." Upon getting an answer, he screamed "EWWW" for four line breaks. Same dude attacked CosmicMuse as well

>>89635972

>Seriously, nobody discusses shit in storytime threads outside of this one.


an unsolvable problem and it sucks. i wanna storytime but it's boring af most the time

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>>89636047
We've happened to read all the stuff right around The Wildstorm Reboot Grant Morrison Fucked Up, that's what it is

>>89636089
I wouldn't storytime if I hadn't somehow attracted all you owls

>>89636016
>How big are Marvel trades these days?
5 or 6

the current rocket raccoon will probably last 5 issues since that's right when the GOTG relaunch happens

>>89635361
I'm reading it for the first time through that storytime, and I stand by my statement that it's like a kid's fancomic dialed up to 11 and rewritten through an adult filter.

Like, Scioli's art has an intentional roughness to it that makes it feel like a kid who hasn't figured out erasers yet, and the colouring looks like crayola markers on a cheap sketchpad.

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>>89636103
And now we're back to where we opened, remember?

>>89635365
Majestros looks like he wants to drink the memory of wine here.

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>>89636174
being Madge is also suffering

>>89636174
P O E T R Y
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>>89635479
That must have been one hell of a blowjob.

>>89635843
I actually figured the planet exploding was Nate while the rest had been immersion tech

>>89635157
Wew lad.

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>>89636197
>me, after one of those "a little more vodka can't hurt" benders

>>89635644
>Helspont should always be this ridiculously over the top smug cackling asshole who you can't help but cheer for a little bit because at least he's fun

Retroactively disappointed the cartoon didn't just make him Skeletor then.

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>>89636235

>>89636197
>>89636235
That's rough, mang.

>>89636089
Not necessarily unsolvable. We just need to find a way to encourage discussion in storytimes. Starting with OPs outright telling readers to speak up, and discouraging that templar attitude towards reaction images.

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>>89636248
Skeletor is a great comparison

Are there any good Skeletor comics?

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>>89636297
welp

>>89635972
Well I mean like I can only follow one active storytime at a time. That I'm conversant over here means I can't talk in the Boys thread that's going on.
>inb4 he can't multitask
Typing with a touchscreen goes much slower than if I were at my desktop.

>>89636294
Someone tried to run Fables a few days ago, and gave up immediately after someone threw down a reaction image, and then followed up with a "you seem mad, are you mad pussy?" style comment after the OP bailed

>>89587923

>>89636315
Yeah, just like I remembered. Shit's weird, yo.

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>>89636315
>>89636319
I can't multitask storytimes either

I also, unfortunately, have the resources per day to either run one or follow one

>>89635855
>They're going to be in it AND the DCU?

Hardly an impossible proposition given the reiterative nature of the DC Multiverse.
I mean, shit, we just got done with another "Superman teams up with other Supermans" storyline.

>>89636334
>F**khead

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>>89636352
Ha ha! The end!

I can only imagine how mad I would be if I'd been buying this when it came out, damn.

>>89636016
I figure it might end up going longer out of movie synergy.

>>89636234
Well it's true. For every pair of heaving tits you put on the page, put a bulging cock right around the corner.

You can't be that guy who says sexuality should be embraced, but then wuss out in showing off other kinds of goods, cause then you're just a filthy hypocrite.

Wait why's there a new Rocket series? What happened to Rosenberg's series?

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>>89636395
Thanks for reading; aiming to start 3.0 on Monday. It's 24 issues of Joe Casey being Joe Casey for both good and ill, so we'll see!

But we're really reading it to salute the National Park Service.

>>89635972
I try to comment in as many storytimes as I read, but without other people doing the same, it's just as dull as storytiming into the void.

Also, the fact that most storytimes just power through issues, encouraging the >pictures in a storytime
assholes tend to also cut down on discussion.

>>89636395
You think he will appear or at least get a mention the new Wild Storm seried?

>>89636458
Ellis is giving us Lucy Blaze Zealot and other Team One stuff, so I'd expect to see him much further down the line and probably in full lurker mode.

>>89636458
Madge? I can't imagine he won't

>>89636421
ending at 5 apparently

>>89636458
series*
fuck my keyboard

>>89636440
NITE OP

>>89635991
Grifter would have been a perfect Skwadie while his DCU self was still a thing.

Although he may have been redundant with Floyd around.

>>89636440
Thanks as always, OPera lady!

>>89636440
Oh baby 3.0. That series has one character who is the most terrible "good guy" I've ever seen. But like in a good way. My biggest complaint about the series is all the old Wildcats don't really make a return. Only Grifter, Zealot, and Spartan. Warblade got 1 whole issue by a guest artist in 2 whole volumes.

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>>89636395
Hey it's that new Mario game

>>89636407
You don't have to be all things to all people. Just know your audience. All of Nightwing's solos have been borderline softcore male porn, especially the original mini. No tits in sight.

I think more important is to have books that appeal to everyone, not to have each book appeal to everyone.

Though one of the good things about superheroes is EVERYONE is in tights all the time with heaving chests of muscle/boobfat.

>>89636509
Almost 90% of Wildstorm characters were misused.

>>89636440
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.

Wildstorm coming back is gonna be weird, just due to how utterly fucked it was by the Nu52.

>>89636297
Skeletor is boring and annoying and I will fight this entire board on that.

>>89635644
I thought he was not Dormammu.

>>89636556
I wouldn't really know, I basically skipped the New52 entirely and only got my interest in DC peaked at all again by Convergence's naked pandering.

But Grifter's "Roddy Piper who also is a commando with sometimes superpowers" was a great sounding pitch that sounds like it ended up being standard Liefeld quality.

>>89636538
Is it Agent Wax? Because that's where Casey really steps in it and it's clear he didn't mean to.

>>89636629
He didn't mean to make him a bad guy or he didn't mean to make him a good guy?

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>>89636616
Gosh, we read Grifter's N52 solo a long time ago. I think the consensus was "first half serviceable, then Liefeld quality that wasn't as bad as Deathstroke but was bad, then Tieri just put it out of its misery"

>>89636663
He didn't mean to make him a moral event horizon crosser and he backpedaled when it became clear he really did without realizing it--I'm thinking about some interviews I read.

>>89636440
Manifest Eternity there sounds kinda interesting. Anyone ever read that one?

Thanks OP. The art in these last couple issues was a definite improvement. Another solid effort by DnA.

>>89636701
Well, raping your boss's wife using mind control powers is a preeeeetty shitty thing to do.

>>89636749
Sure is, innit? I'm hoping we won't have a shitpostfest when we hit that part.

>>89636673
What was the consensus for nu 52 Wildstorm books in general? I wasn't here by that time.
I have only read Voodoo and that was not so good but not so bad for me.

>>89636673
Tieri is someone I would not mind seeing stop getting work.

He always seems to get ahold of characters I like and writes them into corners that leave them stranded in limbo when his series is inevitably cancelled for justifiably low sales.

>>89636800
The general consensus is they made a complete mess of Wildstorm in the Nu52. Midnighter and Apollo were really the only characters they didn't wreck.

>>89636800
Not good

We did get Midnighter raped by owls, though, and that was the gift that kept on giving

>>89636334
Yeah, I had one guy stalk my threads for days at a time, spamming whoever Sarah Silverman plays in Wreck it Ralph.

I still can't look at that character without getting a little mad.

>>89636897
I didn't think he was raped, just abused.

>>89636897
For real?
>>89636884
Something is telling WS characters and teams that were introduced in new52 (Deathblow, not Gen 13 and other) will get stranded on limbo (except for Middy, Apollo, possibly Grifter and Bendix).

>>89636977
well they did turn him into Midnighter

the idea of him being raped by giant alien owls is way funnier though

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>>89636977
>>89636996
The original reaction threads were amazing

>>89636547
I could do with comics being more explicit overall in the US, but it's at least nice for those of us with uh... broader tastes.

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>>89637125

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>>89637188

>>89637188
Holy fuck why wasn't he on the court of owls?

>>89637224
just because he was raped by an owl doesn't make him an owl

>>89636897
I don't think the owls actually raped him (can't imagine how).
>>89636977
Pretty much

>>89637125
Giant owls
For what purposse?

We can totally talk King and Orlando into a Batman Court of Owls and Midnighter crossover

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>>89637406
The artist isn't on Twitter or else I would have asked long ago "Were they owls in the script or was that just artistic license?"

>>89637492
The owls are great and we should bring them back desu

>>89637492
>>89637552
show them to Ellis please

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>I'm too lazy to remove the watermark

Do you think this relationship is going to return for the new Wildstorm?

>>89637829
Nah, she never made much of an impression. There's already Zealot, too many Kherubim/Coda floating around diminishes impact.

>>89636581
Cobra Commander then?

Tell me you don't like hearing that raspy voice

>>89638640
you don't like hearing that raspy voice

>>89635246
>>89635199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3bbsDJWlXQ

>>89635876
>>89635942
Yakkety Sax, Spanish Flea...Nah gotta go with the Entertainer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPmruHc4S9Q