/sug/: Lapidot will never happen edition

Do you think Rose at least gave Pink Diamond a fair chance to fight?

Or do you think she stabbed her in the back like a bitch?

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Gems should tonguekiss.

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green is best

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Don't forget to get up and stretch when you've been sitting down for a while!

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>>89597876
I feel like Rose was likely forced into a "me or you" situation with Pink Diamond, where either she had to shatter her or be shattered herself. Regardless, I really doubt that she just stabbed her out of nowhere, that doesn't seem in line with the way her character has been presented, or in line with the general tone of the show. She's morally grey, not outright evil.

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>>89597868
Jasper is best gem and I am in love with her

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>>89597915
Yes

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>>89597868
lel

>>89597915
Correct

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Lapidot is a good ship

>>89597951
oh no it's retarded

>>89597951
oh no

>>89597932
>Uprooted and destroyed.
>Sorry Lapis, I tried.

Lapis is getting shattered isn't she?

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>>89597915

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lapiven

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>>89597961
>>89597963
dat hivemind

here is a better ship

>>89598004
>peridot ship
Still shit

>>89597951
It's a poor mans ship.
If it was a boat, it would be a car.

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Pearlven.

>>89598004
>>89598013
this

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>>89598019
>1961
>Not owning an Amphicar

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>tfw you'll never get to bang this stone cold betty

>>89597989
It would fit her tragic characterization. Plus, the crew doesn't seem to want to spend a lot of time on her.

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>>89597951

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>>89597868
If it's a ship-themed thread let's be honest and admit that Jaspearl is the ship that has the most charater development and story-boosting potential, it'd actually work and add insteresting stuff to the story, and the resulting honorable battle kung fu warrior fusion would be amazing to see.

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>>89598052
Steven has.

>>89597951
>>89598001

Used goods are no good

>>89598013
>>89598030
>Not wanting best Gem to have love

>>89598004
great taste

i'm baffled zuke was stupid enough to have amedot as the 'they're just close friends' pair while lapidot is 'POWERFUL QUEER LOVE' despite amedot actually working organically and giving amethyst some development

>>89597989
No. Becky couldn't do that. Right?

I'm sure it's just Lapis getting out of her downer funk, because Zuke was obsessed with showing her as depressed without getting better.

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>>89598024
reminder

>>89597911

I imagine Rose gave her many chances in the past to stop.

It's not like Rose would have come to the decision to stab her in the back like a bitch lightly.

>>89597932

>uprooted and destroyed
What relationship is she talking about? Lapis/Jasper?

She knew in advance that it was going to be a domestic violence thing, for both of them, right?

>>89598085
If the crew is going to add another ship, I really have to wonder if Amedot is going to be it. Zuke was so triggered about Lapidot not happening. Peridot has to be getting with someone else.

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>>89598076
Get that shit out of here, I wish only to see the unstoppable Jaspnet fusion and her planet-shattering thighs

>>89597951

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBPqksG9nbA

>>89598080
>best Gem
Anon please, I can only laugh so hard.

>>89598085
fucking this x1000

>>89598115
I think it's more likely that no ships are going to be confirmed, whereas Zuke wanted Lapidot to be a prominent thing.

>>89598052
not if you keep posting ant-friendly images images

>>89598126
>pic related to everything but the planet-shattering thighs part

>>89598126
Somebody skipped leg day

>>89598004
>Amethyst anything

kill yourself shitter.

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dashing Donny and handsome hank = best ship

>>89598156
dont be so retarded

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Jasper just wants to fly

>>89598199
Maybe she should lose weight first.

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>>89598199
Well being in a bubble is kinda like flying

>>89598139
this, shipping is ultimately pointless when the only relationship that is going to develop is obviously Steven's and Connie's. And sometimes Greg and Rose through flashbacks.

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>>89598199

>>89598236
>sometimes Greg and Rose through flashbacks.
Nope, Greg and Rose flashbacks are done. Greg's flashbacks have all been in chronological order and we're already past the point of Rose being gone.

>>89598168
the artstyle has gotten so bad i could barely recognize this as being from SU until i remembered the episode

>>89598253
we've gotten no flashbacks with rose's pregnancy though? surely they'd do an episode around that

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I demand more centi

>>89598262
>has gotten so bad
>episode 9

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Emerald

>>89598236
I honestly think Pearl x Greg has a small chance of being canon though it's not my favourite ship by far

>>89598253

We'll probably see some Rose centered flashbacks of Greg as more of the Pink Diamond shit gets done.

>>89598236

>creators aren't going to develop any more relationships
>shipping is dead
Select only one.

The creators not developing relationships doesn't SINK ships.

>>89598311
i wasn't clear i guess

i mean the art was better BEFORE

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White Diamond > Yellow DIamond > Blue Diamond > Pink Diamond > Pearl/Yellow Pearl/ Blue Pearl > Lapis > Holly Blue > Bismuth > Sapphire > Rose > Rubies >Garnet > Prime Kindergarten Amethysts > Jasper/Skinny/Carnelian > Amethyst >Peridot

>>89598329
Not to mention, the crew has has been extremely tight-lipped about Amedot

>>89598338
so it was downhill after the first 8 episodes?

>>89598352

Peridot's in the background, son, Amedot ain't getting developed.

They're going to shill Pearl/Rose coming up.

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>>89598079

That's a ship I could get on. They have really great chemistry between each other and their characters work really well with each other. Quite honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they've "experimented" with each other outside of fusion.

>>89598354
i'd say by the start of season 3

to be fair that seems to be standard for CN shows

>>89598351
Is Pearl the eldest Crystal Gem? seems like it would be between her, Sapphire, Ruby, and Lapis

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Opalnet.

>>89598354
right after season one is the general rule of thumb for when the quality of everything about the show started going downhill

>>89598351
>Bismuth below Pearl
I highly doubt it. Pearl was only a couple thousand years old when she began fighting in the rebellion and Bismuth had helped build multiple colonies before. Given the time span of each colony and likely the long amount of time in between each conquest I'd say she's far older than Pearl.

>>89598338
The art has been all over the place since episode 1 anon, it depends on who's storyboarding

>>89598378
Lapis isn't a Crystal Gem nigger

>>89598415
it's always been inconsistent

but now everything just looks worse overall.

connie's fuckhuge eyes are a good example.

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>>89598382
Jaspopal

>>89598421

Lapis and Pearl are probably tied with Sapphire. Ruby was probably created like two hundred years before she ran into Sapphire (like two weeks in Gem age, lmao).

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>>89598421
Feb 10th son

>>89598378
Well I guess it depends on Ruby and Sapphires age. Since Sapphire is a court gem, she's probably been around longer than Pearl who was probably made to order on Earth

It go like

>Sapphire >Ruby >Pearl >Amethyst

So I guess Garnet is the oldest comparatively. She acts like the mom/older sister of the group anyway.

>>89598432
ew incest

>>89598455
Ew a retard

>>89598444
Pearl wasn't made on Earth. She was a couple of thousand years old when she first joined.

>>89598441
yes, the episode that will cement lapis into being a permanent meme with no real personality, character development, or reason for existing

>>89598470
We've past that moment already.

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>>89598351
Earth quartzes are BABIES

>>89597932
Deracinated is a better word than uprooted

>>89598410
I agree. I'm guessing Bismuth's the oldest, followed by Lapis, then Pearl.

If Lapis' line about only being on Earth a short time indicates her familiarity with her job, she's also probably assisted in creating multiple colonies.

>>89598085
Not only that but she outright put more effort into her bait hsip than the otp she's obsessed with

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At least That Will Be All shook off memeface Yellow Diamond

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White Pearl

...so is Blue Diamond basically an emotional retard now?

"Yellow Diamond says it'll be over soon." (or something like that)

Does she even do anything but fly around and cry about Pink DIamond?

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>>89598338
I don't know if you remember the rest of that episode

>>89598547
I hate it, if they were going to give her a long neck they should have stuck with it

It's even on the mural too, so what is the excuse? Goddamn.

>>89598562
>Does she even do anything but fly around and cry about Pink DIamond?
Did you not watch the leak of That Will Be All?

>>89598562
She throws peanuts at the humans in the zoo

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>>89598547
I'm glad because up until that moment I had really liked her.

>>89598569
yeah this still looks better than B^U lapis

my point is the art style should have gotten better NOT worse

>>89598547
I liked the long neck in her debut though and thought everyone hating on it was retarded. It made her look more regal

>>89598590
It did get better. It just got worse again

>>89598591
The neck wasn't the problem.

>>89598572
>It's even on the mural too, so what is the excuse? Goddamn.

Well, the episodes are a year apart... and in fact normally would have aired even further apart, if not for the Summer of Steven, so maybe the massive negative reaction to her giraffe neck led them to shorten it up for the next appearance?

Remember that you can link to the trash thread if you need to post risky images

>>89598574

I work 56 hours a week...and forgot to download thee episode before I Went to work.

So yes, I did not watch it.

>>89597951

...I do not agree. They have little in common.

>>89598439

Or maybe she was only a few weeks old. I should think Rubies are probably mass-produced, whenever they need some muscle power.

>>89598444
>Pearl who was probably made to order on Earth

That explains why she is homesick for space.
Oh no wait. That's the opposite of explaining.

And Garnet is younger: she formed on Earth. Ruby and Sapphire =/= Garnet.

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>>89598432
>Fusions can only love other fusion's.
>Fusion on fusion.

I'd unironically attend a choosening
I'm that desperate

>>89598547
Maybe once the Zuke episodes have passed, we'll have normal Peridot back again. Not technician Homeworld Peridot, but, pre-barn Peridot.

>>89598616
I didn't ask for a fucking sob story.

>>89598616

...You can still download them, broseph.

>>89598199
Couldn't jasper just shapeshift into a bird or something

>>89598627

>Attends a choosening
>Gets left over

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>>89598622
If I believe hard enough anything is possible.

I love it when Tumblr attacks Japanese artists over SU.

What is Stevens favourite ice cream?

>>89598669

...Daaaaamn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9uTJ8l18yg

>>89598669
She could, but she probably wouldn't.

>>89598669
no she'd still weigh two tons

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>>89598688
please don't post small images of opal or jasper

I sure hope Steven being revealed to the diamonds happens soon. I mean, they're not wrong that there's a geo-weapon that's going to emerge and destroy everything, they just think it's still the Cluster...

Basically, Rose Quartz has been playing a LOOOOONG game here and I'm so excited for the payoff.

>>89598696

Cookie cats.

FIRST EPISODE, DUDE.

>>89598696
breast milk

>>89598689
Post screencaps

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Pretty Pearl

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>>89598284
I love those green, neon stripes she has. Makes her look like she's wearing a futuristic military uniform or some kind of space suit.

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>>89598764
this is my favorite pearl cosplay, she's so pretty <3

>>89598735

No, Gems subconsciously control the extent to which they are affected by gravity. Remember how they weighed the same on the Moon as on Earth? Also, Amethyst has changed into flying birds, as well as shapes that are much heavier than her default form.

Now, Amethyst is a really good shapeshifter, but I doubt Jasper would bow to anyone.

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>>89598001
canon

>>89598794
delusion

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>>89598764
goodbye for now
have fun you crazy kids

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>>89598787

>she

>>89598787
>pretty

I don't know about that, but she was obviously born to cosplay Pearl.

>>89598352
ugh

>>89598787
I think big noses are hot but he/she would be prettier if they weren't fucking anorexic

>>89598689
>>89598758
This, I love SJW sperging

>>89598352
because nobody on the crew ships anything as autisticly as Zuke did

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>>89598795
they are in pure love there's nothing delusional about that

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Anyone else sewn That Peridot porn vid? Peridot Audition? God damn that was hot. Voice acting was surprisingly good.

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Does Lapis even like Steven?

>>89598773
That is what she's wearing.

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>Steven comes up to you're fave gem.
>He says "I want you to do a favour for me, I need you to kill a guy called Kevin."

Will you're favourite gem do the dirty deed for Steven?

>>89598883
Peridot porn? you're going to have to tell me where to find... obviously just for research

>>89598908
Yes

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>>89598805

Surprisingly yes.

Trans? I dunno.

>>89598883
I'm scared to listen to it and the Jasper one and know I would just cringe all the way through

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>>89598908
Remember how she would literally kill for him in Video Chat and Gem Harvest?

>>89598883
>peridot
>porn
>getting off to an autistic toddler
how pathetic

>>89598920
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=peridots+audition

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Reminder that Peridot will get double-cucked.

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>>89598908
Lapis held Jasper down in a forced fusion just for Steven because she didn't want to hurt Steven.
So how is that even a question?
Lapis's main love and reason for being on Earth is Steven.

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>>89598920
>>89598967
>>89598930
>>89598930
Honesty I went into it thinking it was going to be garbage. But it fit in character and it was surprisingly hot. It's called Peridots Audition and I saw it somehow on pornhub, but it's probably on swfchan or Newgrounds or something too. The scenario is Peridot is looking to make money, hears about a casting couch interview, antics ensue. Hottest part is where she's moaning "I want... to do... a good job..." Oh lawd.

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>>89598917
That's what I thought, but she also seems to be wearing some kind of shirt or vest over it when she's uncorrupted. Don't know if it's part of her clothing, and her skin is actually brown-black, or if it's her actual body.

>>89598883
I've got it.
But I can't post it here.

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Hey folks! Hope everyone is having a rad day! Glad to see /sug/ is back! Anyone have any art requests?

>>89598918
He's going to kill Kevin himself?

>>89599047
Opal, but with three guns.

>>89598787
>>89598805
>>89598925
I would wreck that boipussy

Does anyone else feel sorry for Yellow Diamond?

I think she's super cute

>>89599034
Whoops, meant to say Brown-green.

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>>89599007
Triple if you include Steven.

>>89599047
Steven kissing Jasper.

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>>89598773
The hair keeps reminding me of the twins from Dominion Tank Police, for some reason.

>>89598967
If you're jerking off to this show in the first place you've already lost your right to judge other people

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healed Centi

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>>89598547

I miss evil Peridot

>>89599017
>just for Steven
That's not true though, she did it mainly because she wanted to take her anger out on someone, according to the book

I bet Pink Diamond wasn't even that bad

She probably was just going to put all the humans into her zoo and make all her gems rule under her tyranny but Rose just wanted to fuck them and shanked the bitch

>>89599067
She needs grief counseling

so does Blue

>>89599047
amy forcefeeding lapis

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>>89599159

where the booty at tho?

>>89598918
Pearl would do it methodically.

>drag into alley
>snap neck
>into garbage bin
>no fingerprints, no fuss, no muss

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>>89599177
It was for both. Her raging hate-boner for Jasper and her raging love-boner for Steven is what drove her.

>>89599017
>Lapis held Jasper down in a forced fusion just for Steven

And to vent some of her anger and frustration. So no, not just for Steven.

>>89599117

Anna and Uni... sweet lord of all that is good, that takes me back.

>>89599163

She was never evil, because no-one in this show is.

Even Kevin is just a douchebag.

>>89599192
she needs a plan of attack

>>89598085
Seriously, if Zuke actually cared about writing good gay representation instead of just wanting to make her self-insert ship canon, she would have continued with Amedot which already had some nice development.

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>>89599163
I too miss "would crush a sentient being to death without any second thought" Peridot

can someone explain shipping?

>>89599220
She needs a health insurance plan that covers grief counseling

for her grief

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>>89599205
Snapping someone's neck is just going to make them scream as loud as they can, unable to move the rest of their body, but still able to alert anybody nearby that someone's tried to kill them.

Five shots in the center mass, and down they go.

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>>89599216

well, then I miss when Peridot was more of a douchebag

>>89597989
Nah, that kind of thing would be planned in advance so Zuke would know it'd happen and I don't think Sugar will kill a present character anyway. More like what would happen is Sugar or some executive deadlocked her and told her to stop so she got triggered, or for whatever reason Lapis and Peridot end up fighting and it ruins any chance for a relationship.

>>89599250
The price is based on factors like speed, insurance, weight and destination

>>89599250
Fedex or Amazon?

>>89598908
The only times she doesn't act like a mopey cunt are with Steven. In fact, she's super happy around him. She has demonstrated a willingness to hurt others for his sake. She went nuts when she thought he was stuck in an iPad. She owes her freedom to him.

Yes, I would say Lapis likes Steven. A little too much.

>>89599067

Kind of. But her dismissal of life on Earth makes me lose sympathy.

>>89599205

Kevin had better hope to God he never messes with either Steven or Connie with any of them around.

Kevin: "My car! What did you do to my beautiful car?!"
Amethyst: "..Buuuu-uuurp."

Garnet: says nothing, just kisses him on the forehead and Kevin spends the next fifteen minutes quietly whimpering as he sees endless different outcomes of his awful attitude and they are all terrible.

And Pearl, well... I bet she would giggle very awkwardly and nervously... afterward, as she is trying to explain away what she did to Kevin.
"We-ell... hee hee... you know how we poof and bubble monsters sometimes...?"

>>89599310
>I'm not gonna be ignored, Steven!

>>89599250
Autism

>>89599294
>>89599308
why does it cost $8 to ship a $9 item back for a refund when it only cost $4 the first time around?

>>89599311
>says nothing, just kisses him on the forehead and Kevin spends the next fifteen minutes quietly whimpering as he sees endless different outcomes of his awful attitude and they are all terrible.

that's nifty

>>89599250

There's so much choice, train, truck, plane, even zeppelin these days.

>>89599274

...Since when does breaking someone's neck not instantly kill them?

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>>89599214
That must of been nice for her she got to rape Jasper and turn her into a fusion slut but its all ok because it was all for Steven so its justfied.
Lapis is such a good gem and I'm sure she wont do anything horrible to Steven or Peridot.

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>>89599250
I want them to like each other and also fuck.

>>89599376
>>...Since when does breaking someone's neck not instantly kill them?
Since fiction hasn't been reality. That's simply not enough to kill a person, and even then it would take considerable strength. It's just a way to kill people in fiction without showing any blood.

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Would you watch it?

>>89599415
>peridot
no

>>89599415
Yes

>>89599415
maybe

>>89599415
I don't know

>>89599415

I don't know

>>89599415
I don't know

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>>89599334
>"Peridot I swear to god if you embarrass me in front of my future boyfriend I will force dogsper to rape you're ass, so stop being autistic and make me look good in front of Steven."

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>>89599007
>yfw peridot actually gets doublecucked and gets mad jealous in canon

>>89599250
It's like having a crush you're not a part of.

>>89599472
>Zuke rages because even her self-insert is forever alone

>>89599415
Can you repeat the question?

>>89599415
Could you repeat the question?

>>89599334
>Lapis takes Steven to Funland

>>89599415
I'm not answering any more questions.

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>>89599472

>>89599382

See, now, that's the other extreme. Lapis did a bad and spiteful thing. Have you ever done something like that?

Jasper wasn't some innocent victim. She is a cruel, brutal sadist.

>>89599398

...Disturbing.

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>>89598076
Your taste is of the refined kind

>>89599565
Yeah, refined shit

>>89599565
dead ship deader than shit

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>>89598976
>I want to do a good job

oh lawdy, never have I needed something so badly yet never known until I received it.

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>>89599565
Aw, a comrade

>finally get a Jasper in those mystery blind bags
>it's one of the ones where her hair is slightly off and there's a black dip where the end of her hair on her forehead should be

ffffffuck

>>89599552
the most silent way is probably stabbing them through the neck very hard
the quickest way is a stab through somewhere like the liver followed by the neck so they bleed out from both sides within seconds
might have to confirm those, but pearl's strong enough she could probably remove someone's neck with her spear anyway

>>89598004
Thanks doc

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>>89599610

>pearl just thinking about getting her puss crushed

Noice

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>>89599586
right?
but I genuinely wish I knew how they both managed to find a VA that could pull off a good peri AND convinced em to record that smut

>>89598004
just as dead and shit cancer as lapidot

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Alright, so we've got Jasper audio smut and Peridot audio smut.

Where's the Lapis smut?

I'll fucking make it myself if I have to

>>89599709
I'm sure there are plenty of smutty nerds willing to do it. I can't imagine it's too hard to pull off a Peri voice, but yeah, that was some good VA

>lapis is an asshole who secretly regularly abuses peridot for fun
>peridot takes it because she knows lapis is a psycho and if she gets bored she'll just steal the ocean or some other dick move again and destroy the planet

now that's lapidot I can get behind

>>89597868
>>89598004
Why are you getting your images from ifunny is the thing.

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>>89599781
That's not true she clearly loves Steven.
But I can kind of see her abusing Peridot.

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>>89599774

are you chick?

>>89598085
>>89598539
>>89599225
exactly, if you wanted people to hop on board the Lapidot train maybe you should have done a bit more to ensure Too Far wasn't a way better episode than Barn Mates

>>89599742
at least there's better chemistry between Peri and Ame. They actually have a couple of episodes where they've actually bonded instead of having a time-skip where they're automatically just best buddy roomates.

>>89599787
just pulling them off of google, honestly.

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Amethyst would make a perfect Sturmabteilung

>>89599774
CG's harem flash when?

>>89599833
>non-aryan
>defective
>rebellious

How?

So what's WD like?

>>89599859

shes gay so she has that in common with Rohm

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>>89599859
SA were a bunch of low-life thugs wich were used in the primal days of nat-soc as "shock-force" for the party. Basically useful idiots.
They were later removed and replaced by the elite SS

>>89599891
How the fuck would we know?

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>>89599903
Ah, I confused the two. Thanks for teaching me more about Nazis anon!

>>89599832
cancer is cancer

>>89599928
Always eager to teach a thing or two

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This seems relevant.

>>89599415
>it's basically the Homer gets a gun episode of the Simpsons

I love it. Who's going to be representing the Beach City NRA? We know Vidalia's packing at least

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>>89599833
>>89599903
>>89599928
>>89599962

Are we Steven /pol/verse now?

>>89599962
Bit of a stretch there

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WILL THAT WILL BE ALL LEAK

oooh, im gonna get

>>89600000
>>89600001
NOOOO! fuggin captcha's wasting my time selecting fuggin thumbnails!

>>89599610
I used to think it was ooc for Pearl to be such a pervert but it makes so much sense now

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>>89599982


Hell no son

>>89599962
not aesthetic enough

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>>89600000
>>89600001
DENIED

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>>89600000

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When will Steven get his first taste of War?

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>>89600001
lol

>>89600000
It already leaked, you stupid lapis poster.

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>>89600000
and so it will be

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>>89600000
CHECKED

LEAKS CONFIRMED EVEN THOUGH THEY ALREADY WERE BEFORE SORTA

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>>89599982
Yes

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>>89597868

dead show

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>>89600025
She's got an intense thirst for big and authoritative Earth-made quartzes with huge hair

>>89600148
Pearl canonically likes 'em big, I can respect that

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>>89600148
She can wait a decade for a superior alternative.

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>>89600137
Just wait until Feb 10 you piece of shit, you'll see.

>>89599541
I like this art, more?

>>89600148
Jaspearl is the best

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>>89599833
Bah, she's Volkssturm material at best.
As they said, it's the most valuable part of the Wehrmacht. Silver in their hair, gold in their mouths, lead in their legs.

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>>89600251

>>89600173
>le big gem meme
She's exclusively Rose-sexual, as evidenced by her love her Rose, Steven, and MG. dead ship

>>89600071
>Jaspergrenadier
Wehrmacht denn sowas?

>>89600318
>Zuke with a fucking Chris Chan medallion and shirt

yes

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>>89600360

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>>89600399
>>89600360

>>89600359
Ja

>>89600421
>>89600399

I didn't think a more perfect thing could exist

>>89600343
And bismuth. and garnet.

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>>89599541
>>89600251
>it's a samefag for an excuse to dump Zuke folder episode

>>89600511
Pearlnet isn't canon

>>89600614
obviously not retard but pearl is always clinging to her and raped her

>>89600625
Pearlnet isn't canon

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post gems you wanna see

>>89600667
That's a Jasper-Amethyst fusion if I ever saw one

>>89600639
bispearl is canon

>>89600639
Pearl raping her is

>>89600701
No, Pearl raping Steven is canon.

>>89600682
Ew no I don't want another muscle beast gem

>>89600667
coffinite

>>89600725
Jasper and Amethyst would be the hottest fusion ever. With the exception of Opal and Rainbow.

>>89600701
No
She just lied about it

You idiots read rape into everything in this show

>>89600399
>>89600421
this shit's a fucking riot

>>89600399
>>89600421
I don't get the chui chui chui part or the chui shirt.

>>89599982
if it kicks out the tumblrtards, yes

>>89600802
should be easy if we can get more Andy in the show. I heard they spreged out after Gem Harvest

>>89600421
Part 3 where Zuke is forced to watch the episode when?

>>89598004
Next
Fusion

>>89600831
>jasperedemption sode
>"I'm sorry for everything Lapis, that time we spent together as Malachite really opened my eyes! I want to make you happy!
>Zuke hangs herself

>>89600667
Antidermis

Red \ Lyrium

Warpstone

Kyber crystal

I found some deviantart stuff.
Post it?

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>>89600777
chui, or chui li cha cha, is the mating call of pic related, the malachite kingfisher. It is also the sound jaspisfags make to call other jaspisfags

>>89600774
Did anyone ever parody that moment with the "the world is going to end unless we have sex" scene from The Invention of Lying?

>>89600868
The greatest trilogy ever.

>>89599250
it's a cuckold hobby

>>89600829
how does anyone hate Andy?
He's fucking Carl

>>89600868
I'm curious to see how they handle it. Even Lapis trying to make amends or something of that nature.

Anything short of Lapis trying to smash Jasper into a million pieces is enough to send them into a fevor though.

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So is Pearl's ultimate endgame having Rose Quartz and raising Steven like he was hers and Rose's child?

>>89600951
I have no doubt that however they handle it, tumblr will lose their shit.

And it's probably going to happen. Forgiveness and love and all that are key themes of the show.

maybe they'll make up like an ex and I did: acknowledge that you were horrible to each other and try to be better people moving forward.

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Ring the bell Y/N?

So Pearl was obviously Pink Diamond's Pearl

>>89601025
all day everyday

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>>89600667
>>89600682

Nah ametrine is a mix of amethyst and citrine

Citrine will be amethysts future love interest confirmed

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>>89601025
always ring for shortstack

>>89601003
Pearl, like all crystal gems, doesn't understand the meaning of an "endgame". They barely understand consequences, and have a distinct problem planning ahead. Hopefully they were a lot less inept when Rose was still in command.

>>89601041
seems more like white diamonds if belonging to any diamond at all

>>89601018
Problem is, tumblr thinks Lapis is a rape victim and everything she did is because of her trauma so she can't be blamed for it. And they blame Jasper for every trouble Lapis has even though she wasn't the one who stuck her in a mirror for millenia. The mere idea of Jasper coming back as anything other than a monster will make tumblrites shit their diapers.

>the Jasper fans on Tumblr who are freaking out on anyone who likes Holly Blue because some of them got/get shit for liking Jasper

No. Bad Jasper fans. Bad.

>>89600937
the tumblrtards do

>illegal aliens?! Wha- you couldn't even bother marrying an American?
>Get off my planet, get out of my country, and get out of my barn!

>>89601101
>>89601108
guys
who cares what Tumblr thinks
they're whackos

>>89601003
Pearl always imagined she was going to be with Rose forever, so yeah probably

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Is Lapis a slut?

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;_; why couldn't they be together FUCK

>>89601081
Depends on whether Pearl actually was bothered by the journal or if Garnet saw Blur Diamond in the future and was simply panicking

If she was bothered, that leans toward Pearl belonging to PD and betraying her

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Is "I never asked any Sapphire to go to Earth" Blue Diamond's fear boner equivalent of "by whom?"

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Canada time?

So
The Diamonds unleashed a beam that corrupted all the Gems on Earth

Which means
Most Gems that have been bubbled are what, former Crystal Gems? Homeworks Gems?

The former sounds convenient for a finale war arc when Steven heals them all

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Steven Universe meets Scooby-Doo when?

>>89601190
pretty close

She got those eyes at that moment and wasn't sad for a bit

>>89601234
Unless cool shaggy is there it isn't worth making

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>>89601213
>You will never see a tortured red lyrium gem singing and corrupting other gems.
>And saying to steven "Help me..." "Shatter me...."
Rate this episode.

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Water Witch

>>89598004
>this terrible drawing of amethyst

>>89601296
>Rhymes with salty bitch.
Joking.

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>>89601025

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Cringeiest fan art yet?

>>89601338
um this is /sug/

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I love Lapis Lazuli