Where on earth is Carmen Sandiego?
>>89531549
Where we least expect her.
So in your bed OP.
>>89531549
Is she on the Earth that the player was using or was the computer inside another Earth?
>>89531549
where on earth is the rest of your body?
>>89531604
The nature of reality within the show is the eternal question.
>Carmen goes back in time and steals the key from Ben Franklin's kite, preventing his discovery of electricity
>the Player's computer immediately shuts off
>>89531549
In San Diego?
>>89531549
On my bed
I think Ivy was suspiciously obsessed with catching Carmen Sandiego, and Carmen Sandiego knew it.
>>89531549
Why did this fucker look like TRGB Egon's brother? Same animation studio?
>>89532343
Pretty sure Carmen wanted to turn her into a protege. After all, they thought alike. Who better to carry on the legacy?
>>89533033
There was that episode where Carmen faked her death to find out who would be best suited to take over VILE if she ever really died, and decided it would be Ivy and Zack.
>>89532343
>>89533033
Carmen didn't care about Ivy, her real game was with that five year old Player she'd have bantz with before and after each episode.
>>89533146
you think the player ever jacked off to carmen?
>>89533194
>wondering about five year old masturbation
>>>/tv/
>>89531725
He's like Zordon or the guy in Captain Planet that the evil woman would talk to.
>Can travel through time
>She uses it to steal some fucking trinkets
When did you realize that Carmen Sandiego was actually a tremendous idiot?
>>89531549
Remember when they went to the future and his head was made entirely out of metal?
>>89534320
She also once insulted a henchman really badly and then left him alone with her time machine. He predictably altered history to make himself the head of VILE instead.
>>89531725
Aw you beat me.
>>89534320
She's just having fan.
>>89534320
Carmen has stolen landmarks and fucking concepts.
She once stole the Earth's core.
She stole language. LANGUAGE.
trinkets my ass.
There use to be a list posted on several places around the internet that showed many examples of what Carmen Sandiego stole but someone went around and systematically removed all of them.
>>89534604
What is her end-goal?
>>89534763
She stole her own internet records?
>>89534976
to steal our hearts.
>>89533194
>you think the player ever jacked off to carmen?
I wonder...
San Diego. Duh. It's in her name.
>>89531549
Medic is looking pretty nice with those new glasses and hairstyle.
SPHINX, MONA LISA
this triggers me
my dad bought me the new game with this big encyclopedia and it was the most dreadful experience
>>89536418
You mean "Where in time"?
I liked the originals but never got to play that one.
In your pants!
>>89536982
god I wish
>>89536982
>I don't know Jeff. I think she might be in New Hampshire.
>Don't you have a place there?
>>89537074
I miss Craig so damn much. All of late night now is complete shit.
>>89537178
I agree with you there, my friend
>ding dong
>>89533146
>IT'S SECRETARIATE
I hate that THE CHIEF and Carmen Sandiego never had a conversation, to my knowledge.
>>89537796
When I was a little kid, I always thought there was a reason for that. Like the chief would turn out to be Carmen all along.
I was a dumb kid, but I thought it would have been a cool twist.
>>89537836
>Carmen is also their boss, explaining why she is always ahead of them
Sounds good. Someone do this.
>>89537796
They did several times. Hell, they were partners when the Chief started out as a robot.
>>89537938
Not him, but when was this? I don't remember any of it.
>>89537074
I used to, Craig, but I sold it. After I realized it wasn't called New Humpshire.
>>89537074
>Jeff
>>89538166
Do you mind, we're trying to have a Carmen Sandiego thread here.
>>89538325
Sorry, man. Just didn't want to leave >>89537074 unanswered.
>>89538166
>>89538470
Maybe the next thing Carmen could steal is my virginity.
>>89538563
She only steals items and concepts of value.
>>89536211
LEANING TOWER OF PISA
>>89535125
Under rated post.
>>89535905that's not carmen sandiego