Voltron: Legendary Defender

>>89315051
>Oh, and I've heard Shikamaru fucked a kid outta Temari. Can't confirm.

I can confirm. It actually happens.

>>89314987
Damn that's hot. But I am also an equal opportunity sort of person, especially after Keith got pretty damn manly in season 2, and so after she does that Keith says "My turn."

File: tumblr_inline_ok453ejQHQ1urhr13_540.png (80KB, 327x264px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 327x264px

I want this scene to turn out to be more than just a bad dream

>>89315121
>after she does that Keith says "My turn."
Sexism is over

Going through tumblr right now. And god, why is wlwvoltron such a fucking cunt?

File: 1484990734960.png (2MB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1600x900px

Man, Haggar is even hotter without the hood.

>>89315193
I want him to be purple and fuzzy when it happens. Throw the galrafags a bone.

File: keith feet.png (694KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

694KB, 1366x768px

Reminder of the best thing to come out of Season 2.

>>89315212
She's the Dead Sea, anon. I just blocked her and I am much happier for it.

>>89315228
I'm going to need some zeith foot worship fic, stat.

>>89315212
They think keith is "gay coded" and allura is "adult coded"
They're just a shallura and klance fag

File: 1421456865146.png (37KB, 517x592px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 517x592px

>>89315212
they are insecure

>>89315121
the fuck is this edition shit?

File: tumblr3.jpg (23KB, 625x253px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 625x253px

>>89315212
It's what happens when you stare into the void for so long that you become the void.

>>89315251
Imagine Zarkon holding Keith's dainty little foot in his huge hand.

File: 41324568.png (38KB, 530x490px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 530x490px

>>89315258
>keith is gay coded

>>89315022
Thats my guess too. Keith and Lotor being siblings would be flawlessly good. Also I really want Lotor and Allura to have been friends growing up.

Like, actively playing together as little kids as Zarkon was the Black Lion paladin and staying at the Palace.

And I want Lotor's leaving her after the betrayal of Zarkon to be one of the big motivations for Allura's hatred of Galra. They were honest friends. There was talk of them possibly having an arranged marriage.

I want this to be a thing so badly.

And when Lotor shows back up again it needs to be hugely dramatic.

>>89315218
Will it happen when Keith first meets his mom(if sh's still alive) or When he's face to face with Lotor?

So is /co/ the Pance heartland?

File: CvjnOVbWgAAT23o.jpg (317KB, 2014x2048px) Image search: [Google]

317KB, 2014x2048px

Red Lion is best lion.

>>89315262
That's how general thread fags can still have their general threads while not painting a target on their backs for mods/janitors.

>>89315218
For real man. I want purple Keith. If his hand turned purple, why can't everything else?

>>89315251
I don't know if my dick could take it. Especially if Keith gives Zarkon a footjob.

>>89315258
this isn't 5 stages of grief
this is denial denial denial denial denial

File: tumblr_ob3fwpa9zU1qc74hno4_500.png (264KB, 500x625px) Image search: [Google]

264KB, 500x625px

Did /vld/ meme magic racist Allura into existence?

>>89315218
We need a bone thrown after this season. We got some cute Galra, but man, the death toll.

File: uh-wut.png (70KB, 250x230px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 250x230px

>already this entire thread

>>89315323
I don't know if Keiths pretty, delicate toes can handle Zarkon's monster cock.

>>89315305
You are speaking my language.
I ironically love the Sincline sibling theory.

I really do want Allura and Lotor to have known each other since children and that affect their relationship when the Galra-Altean alliance sours and 10,000 laters. It would be a wonderful thing to see develop.

Plus it's a novel angle for the Keith-Lotor rivalry.

>>89315180
Absolutely.

But if you have a beautiful woman who can shapeshift, not allowing her to use it in bed is totally pathetic.

But imagine when Allura is on the receiving end and all the things she could do with her pussy or ass... virgin tight, muscle control... mmmmnf.

>>89315323
Zarkon's dick would be bigger than Keith's foot.

>>89315368
>>89315388
Doesn't mean he can't try to give him a footjob.

>>89315338
The power of meme magic is real. Looking forward to her taking out her coat next season.

File: snails430.webm (320KB, 558x600px) Image search: [Google]

320KB, 558x600px

you’ve got to show affection towards the snails
t-those are snails, right?

>>89315387
Oh but of course he'd take advantage of that. I know I would. But I see them as the sort to be versatile and not fall under the sexual stereotypes and have loving, trusting sex with one another.

>>89315338
I believe we did.

File: 1484873929120.png (430KB, 800x739px) Image search: [Google]

430KB, 800x739px

>>89315309
I'd like to think so. People seem to enjoy themselves here without getting shit on or feeling the need to shit on others.

Pance is a ship of peace.

>>89315380
I really hope they do this. Lotor is one of the epitomes of villain. He is the Dragon. And now that Zarkon has failed and suffered for his obsession... its time for the true villain of Voltron to make his grand appearance.

But god, if Zarkon is as amazing as all this, Haggar to... I cannot WAIT to see what they are doing with Lotor.

>>89315442
So what is the transformed mice power rankings? I put squirrels at the top, but snails are good too.

>>89315121
On ep 5 of season 2. I'm not sure if I like or hate Coran. Like he has a great design and his role is cool, but being comic relief has defined his character, and his joke stopped being funny a while ago.

Also, when does Keith stab people?

>>89315368
Zarkon likes Keith cause his dick looks that much bigger when getting a footjob from Keith's delicate little foot.

>>89315380
Er unironically. I UNIRONICALLY LIKE IT.

>>89315338
Did meme magic make Keith part Garla?

I still can't believe there are supposed to be SIX seasons of it. One one side, I am overjoyed. On the other, I am crushingly depressed.

>>89315417
I'm imagining Keith all blushy and frustrated as he tries to please his lord.

File: fresh fish.png (665KB, 1041x603px) Image search: [Google]

665KB, 1041x603px

Why is no one talking about the sexy mermaids?

>>89315121
mega when?

File: 012.jpg (323KB, 623x600px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 623x600px

>>89315474
Goofball flirt and snarky geek A+ good combo.

File: C2tRZ5eWEAAaK8C.jpg (100KB, 800x982px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 800x982px

RIP in peace, Ulaz. Gone too soon from this cruel world. ;_;7

>>89315568
Everyone's too busy being gay.

>>89315505
No. That were the blatant clues and finally had the gun fired in season 2.

>>89315519
And he certain does please his lord, and gets showered with lots of cum. Since it's xeno, it's going to be a lot.

>>89315568

because that episode was awful

Who is the cutest paladin?

>>89315577
What was his accent? South african?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY_bhVSGKEg

thread theme

>>89315608
This. If I had to rank that episode, it would be rank 13. The Balmera episode being 12. I'm tired of the fucking Balmera.

I havent seen the new season yet but is keith/allura really a thing? Why.

>>89315568
That episode was such filler. And not the tasty filler, like in Twinkie's.

File: sagans.png (1MB, 1080x598px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1080x598px

Was it just me?

Yeah, probably just me.

Post pics of Morvok/Marvok/Morvak (I can't remember his fuckin name)

>>89315608
I liked it. Apparently it needed a big funeral and a good cry at the end or some shit. Meh.

>>89315568
Angry jellyfish mermaid was cuter before she took off her jellyfish hat. After she took it off she just looked generic just like every other mermaid.

>>89315480
In my own personal opinion:
Three-headed animal
Squirrels
Birds
Capyhippos
Snails
POWER GAP
Unicellular organisms

Of course the mice are at the top, but the original species doesn't count.

File: alluratrump.png (1MB, 815x783px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 815x783px

>>89315338
>>89315428
>>89315466
Unfortunately I didn't save the Lance Trump as a sai file so I had to go over a PNG, so I got lazy.

Still, here's your updated season 2 version.

File: voltron__legedary_defender___shiro_by_autumn_sacura-da631nw.png (479KB, 802x699px) Image search: [Google]

479KB, 802x699px

>>89315613

>>89315212
Just checked out her newest ask responses
>"allura is an adult because she is mature and I said so"
Also what's this about Shiro being her equal? Shiro clearly holds authority over her and she's not as mature

>>89315577
i learned from season two that if you look like a drow you're gonna die

>>89315295
What the fuck did I just read

File: Voltron.Legendary.Defender.S02E03.Shiros.Escape.1080p.NF.WEBRip.DD5.1.x264-NTb.mkv_20170121_194411.618.jpg (253KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

253KB, 1920x1080px

Why does he wear the mask?

File: tradition.gif (1MB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 480x360px

>>89315657
>Why

File: 114.jpg (402KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [Google]

402KB, 1000x800px

>>89315613

>>89315754
But i dont want her shit tier brown elf genetics getting on with keiths superior galra ones

>>89315713
It's fandom "space mom" bullshit

>>89315754
Traditionnnnn! TRADITION!

File: Prince Lotor 017 1600.jpg (176KB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 1200x1600px

>>89315730
Important note:

Lotor looked like a Drow before anyone established what Drow would look like.

If anything, modern Drow look like HIM

>>89315744
Someone who doesn't realize that just because Keith has a self-acceptance arc doesn't mean that he is also gay

>>89315779
Don't insult Zarkon. He fucked a brown elf and made a baby.

>>89315657
Because Keith/Allura is the true pairing and point of the series. Keith/Allura/Lotor is the main focus love triangle that made the original series so good. If you dislike it, feel free to write fanfics and live in your own little world.

But its happening. Sorry. Its what Voltron IS.

>>89315320
well it's gay as hell

So does this mean Haggar gets the slipperies sometimes?

>>89315754
I never thought I'd see Fiddler on the Roof in a Voltron thread of all places. What a time to be alive.

File: 1484525608546.png (1MB, 1070x1054px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1070x1054px

>>89315613
Shot through the heart

>>89315863
Pretty sure Voltron is a series about a five lions glued together fighting monsters

>>89315879
I want fanart of this. And of Zarkon licking it off her skin.

>>89315863
>Its what Voltron IS.
And always will be. Every iteration of this series had this.

>>89315893
It's the perfect response I had to use.

File: C2n-uijW8AEUmA_.jpg (80KB, 886x672px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 886x672px

>>89315613
Shiro

>>89315899
No, that was just the surface coating. Voltron has always been about Keith/Allura/Lotor and the love triangle between the three of them.

So next season if Keith gets black lion, how do you think the other lions will be distributed. Who will get red.

>>89315613
Zarkon.

Is it too much to ask for main characters to die.
I just want consequences for peoples actions. Allura should have died in the last episode and not only did she survive the blast she tanked haggars magic too.

Wonder if the production team was watching Captain America and taking notes when they were writing Keith and Shiro.
>Two inseparable best friends, brothers on and off the battlefield. Close in a way that gets fujos going while still being straight.
>Galra Trash Party, metal arm, amnesia and PTSD
>Small hothead who grows into his role as a leader.
Like they were designed to be the Stucky of the series or something if Dreamworks was looking at attracting fujos as a secondary audience.

>>89315899
There was more character drama than there was Voltron fighting monsters.

>>89315899
No, it's about gay romance. You're just watching it wrong.

>>89315879
Oh please let there be a callback to this in a much later Season, showing Haggar seemingly gliding across the floor as she performs her duties, while a team of Druids busily follows her with levitating mops.

>>89315939
That is the question. Will Lance stay in the Blue Lion or will he move to the Red Lion? Will Allura put on the pink paladin uniform and pilot the Blue Lion? Or will she pilot the Red Lion and have Lance stay in the blue?

>>89315953
I want it too, or at least for main characters to get seriously injured. I was hoping that castle hit would do serious damage to Allura, but nope. She was fine five minutes later, and then managfed to suddenly out-hax Haggar.

They shoved all of the real sacrifices onto the Galra, because they won't dare do major damage to the main team.

>>89315986
Red will only let Keith's wife pilot her.

>>89315973
>Haggar.
>Yes, Lord Zarkon?
>Why are you gliding around like that?
>...I have the slipperies again.
>...you should have told me sooner. Come to my chambers. You need a tongue bath.
>Y-Yes, Lord Zarkon!

>>89315954
That would require Shiro coming back
;_;

>>89315986
It doesn't have to be Allura, it could be Coran or the mice

>>89315953
That was sort of weird at first, but thinking about it it makes sense she can do that. I dunno about her going fucking super after getting hit with an attack though. That was sort of bullshit. Surviving, fine, but drinking it up and then hitting Haggar with it? Shit why didn't Haggar absorb it right back?

>>89316007
And thrace was neat character too. I was hoping to see more of his adventures

File: ac6824e7e70301bd502d4644e0543e8a.jpg (66KB, 677x876px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 677x876px

>there are shay/allura shippers

It hurts to think about.

>>89316047
It... has to be Allura. Sorry. It just does. You don't understand how this works yet.

>>89316007
>>89315953
It's pretty evident they will go the Sven route instead of the Quiet route.

>>89316038
Then Haggar snaps out of her daydream.

>>89315840
I'm betting that his wife was only half-altean, AKA: the daughter of a Druid and a Galra who were both loyal to Zarkon. (Maybe Hagar is her mother?) She was in an arranged marriage with Zarkon, resulting in a child that had a very Druid-like appearance, Lotor. As Zarkon likely wasn't a loving husband, she didn't wind up sharing her parents' loyalty to him and the Malmora probably tried to recruit her, and likely succeeded. On a mission to find the Blue Lion, she falls in love with the native of the planet she expects it to be on and has a child with him. When she realizes that she could potentially draw the Galra to earth, she runs away but leaves her dagger behind with Keith as a sign of his heritage. Fast forward to the main series' events and Lotor, feeling a longing for the sort of familial love his mother once offered him, finds out some interesting tidbits about the Red Paladin's past...

>>89316059
I want them learning how to make love to one another.

>'Hunk. H-how do... how do earth girls... show they want to make a man they love feel good?'
>'Whoa! ...uh... um... well. A k-kiss... I suppose.'
>'Ooooh! You do kissing too?! Thats wonderful! ...W-would you like to?'
>'...Yes. Yes, I would.'

File: voltron in a nutshell.png (225KB, 500x329px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 500x329px

How come we were born in an era without space malls?

>>89316047
That's not how it works, nigga.

>>89315986
>Will Lance stay in the Blue Lion
I think so.

iirc the creators said it annoyed them how Blue, Red and Black were handled in the original show. So I hope that means that's one of the things they're leaving behind for this series. It was irksome then, but in this series, with the bond shared by Paladin and Lion, it would be practically sacrilege to me.

File: 1484950031581.png (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>>89316100
She'll never mock me for my bad pick up lines.

File: Co9gPtIUAAAxnew.png (128KB, 612x795px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 612x795px

>>89316038
Haggar/Zarkon OTP. She even tolerates it when he calls her the Black Lion during sex on occasion.
>>89316058
yeah, same here. I loved getting more Galra this season, but it's sad that so many sort of got shafted at the same time.

>>89315986
Maybe the writers will pull a fast one on us and have Coran pilot the Red Lion after all.

>>89316119
We know Keith is acceptable to the Black Lion though. He piloted it briefly to protect Shiro from the monsters.

File: Voltron3.jpg (108KB, 1200x600px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 1200x600px

>>89316109
Yeah, the mice get their own.

>>89316084
So you're saying that Sincline would be 10,000 years old?

>>89316119
>iirc the creators said it annoyed them how Blue, Red and Black were handled in the original show.
That's just autistic. I was fine with the colors not matching. Hell, Hunk was ORANGE and his lion was yellow. The only one that matched was Pidge.

>>89315621
I'm going to need the Paladins in cute 80's wear now. This video is thew new Single Ladies.

Why the hell would they leave Keith telling the others he's part-Galra offscreen?

That's important stuff, especially since Allura was going to be a racist for a good while.

>>89316152
He got to pilot Black specifically because they were rescuing Shiro though.

>>89316159
Zarkon is 10k years old. Why not Lotor?

>>89316119
This is the main reason why I'm against anyone permanently swapping Lions. The bond between Paladin and Lion is made to be something very special in this series, and I would argue that Lance had the strongest connection to his Lion until Shiro's fight in the astral plane. He clearly doesn't want to give up Blue.

>>89315657

Not really. They had a couple scenes together, sure, but almost every ship got at least one nod or seven thrown their way this season.

To be honest, the Kallura stans in this board are starting to sound as obssessed and delusional as the rival shippers they're having keks about, with all this talk of endgame, slow burn, perfect buildup, ultimate OTP, etc. It's all the same shipping trash no matter which mushname you're stanning for.

File: 1297820394768.jpg (32KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 400x400px

>>89316155
That would be some master trolling if they do the Mice Voltron.

>>89316199
When I say Sincline in that context, I mean Keith. Lotor is Lotor.

File: Untitled.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>89315986
Lance will probably stay in the Blue Lion, Allura will probably get the red, and either wear that uniform or continue to wear the battle suit she's been wearing - it's literally a paladin's uniform in her own colors.

>>89316183
Cutting room floor.

>>89316100
I like how that place transformed from a third world shithole full of pirates, to a nice clean mall. the Galra run shit better than the Alteans did.

>>89316183
Maybe they're saving it for a flashback?

File: 71fcPThJQFL._SX522_.jpg (32KB, 522x522px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 522x522px

>>89316148
They picked it up at space Toys R Us.

File: Haggar_.jpg (63KB, 251x266px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 251x266px

>>89316079
>Then Haggar snaps out of her daydream.
Heh!

>Haggar. Why are you just standing there?
>Apologies, your majesty. I was thinking of how best to deal with Voltron
>Of course. Carry on, then.
>Yes, sire.

File: 1469757884851.jpg (252KB, 1280x688px) Image search: [Google]

252KB, 1280x688px

>tfw salty fucks killed your ship

>>89316159
Nah, if Lotor and Keith are half brothers then either Zarkon decided to sire an heir WAY later into his rule after the Druids realized he might not be totally invulnerable and immortal, or the mother and/or Lotor were in cryosleep for a long time.

>>89316250
Zarkon also wears his slippers during the act too.

>>89316212
There is nothing wrong stating that Kallura was the traditional ship. That is a fact. It could very well be just a reference in VLD and nothing else becomes of it.

I do like to see the Klancers and Shalluras cry though. I'll admit that.

>>89316007
No way Keith Will leave Red, that would bè retarded after all their bonding in this season

File: Thrace.jpg (134KB, 800x1018px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 800x1018px

>>89316058
Thace. Thrace is something entirely different.

>>89316152
Keith seems to have a strangely powerful connection with the Lions in general.

He was able to track Blue. He was able to communicate with Black. He's constantly summoning Red subconsciously, a feat no other Paladin can do no matter how much they've bonded thus far.

People say it's because Blue is his mommy and Black is his destiny and Red is best girl (she is) but have we stopped to think maybe it isn't the Lions. Maybe it's Keith?

>>89315258
This is like Korrasami. They want their terrible headcanons to be validated. Too bad Korrasami actually happened and they started rubbing it in everyone's faces. The Klance and Shallura shippers are being as vocal as possible so the creators pander to them.

>>89316297
Consider this: What if Lotor and Keith are full brothers?

>>89316319
I like to think that when Shiro got the bayard, the slippers magically appeared on his feet as well.

>>89316228
I expect Lotor's mother to easily have fled or been exiled. perhaps she didn't approve of what Zarkon was doing but couldn't rescue her son, joining... hell, perhaps FOUNDING the Blades of Marmora.... Then later on meets Keith's father and has a child.

Hell. What if Marmora is the name of Lotor and Keith's mother?

>>89316346
What is that. a javelin thrower?

So recall how in the classic series Lotor was forced to eat a flower that made him live a lot longer? What if they bring that in here, but the flower is poisonous to Galra. But if they go the "Lotor is only part Galra" storyline here, then he can resist the deadlier side effects but it's still unpleasant for him?

>>89316384
I believe it is a Thracian, sir.

>>89316353
He's a pussy magnet.

I havent seen the new season yet but are the mice still awful wastes of time you gotta hate?

>>89316364

We saw his dad and their hair and eye colors are apparently the same. That's the universal animation shorthand for blood relation. I've seen it subverted maybe once, and even then the subversion was foreshadowed.

>>89316382
Would that mean Blue Paladin and Keith's mother were two different people? Was earth visited by Galra/Alteans twice?

>>89316364
It would make alot of sense if the guy Keith called Dad in his daydream was just his guardian... someone who Marmora(I'm calling her this now) fell in love with and agreed to look after her son as she died.

I am now totally a believer that Marmora is the name of Lotor's Mother. And if she is Keith's mother too... hnnnng.

>>89316422
They appear like twice. You should be fine

anyone got a mega link?

File: IDOEVERYTHINGAROUNDHERE.jpg (13KB, 210x240px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 210x240px

So /co/ , so far im 2/2 in my predictions for 1 major event in voltron. So far i accurately predicted Pidge is a girl and Zarkon would basically robeast himself (which he technically did)

I want to know what you think S3 will have occur in it?

Im banking on Lotor going full Viserys Targaryen and just fucking up everyone's day despite being an absolute child.

>>89316212
>kallura stans are just as bad

They're really not. And I don't give a shit about any of the pairings.

>>89316375
I like to think Zarkon is wearing them while in his coma. Haggar put them on his feet for him, so he can have a smile when he wakes up.

>>89316229
I hope allura gets nothing, she doesn't deserve red's trust

>>89316364
Pretty sure the bit about Kieth's Galra heritage coming from his mom was meant to be real. At best, Lotor is his uncle.

Is there a list of Altean words somewhere, the time ones.

Ticks for seconds is the obvious one, but they also used minutes, hours, and years. Was minutes "dobashes" or something?

>>89316353
Maybe his mother wasn't your run of the mill Galra? My money's on her being some sort of hybrid, and also Lotor's mother.

>>89316461
You know if Marmora was just an Altean, she could easily blend in on earth with her camoflauge. And it would explain why the dagger wasn't awakened.

>>89316452
Maybe the Blue Paladin went with her as an escort/bodyguard in her escape from Zarkon and something happened, killing the Blue Paladin and temporarily stranding the mom?

>>89316482
She tucked him in with his black lion snuggie and everything.

>>89316480

-Lotor is less competent than Zarkon in some ways, more dangerous in others.

-In order to keep his design familiar, Lotor is at least part Druid

-Lotor and Keith are half-brothers by his mom

-Shiro isn't dead, was just teleported somewhere

>>89316488
quinteps or something is a day. I noticed that much. There was a second unit of time during the duel black hole scene that was some kind of hours. There were 40 of them in two days. so a 20 hour day.

>>89316353
Keith has his pockets full of space robot catnip so the lions love him

>>89316451
I'm personally not that convinced it's his dad, but I know it's a possibility. He just looked too much like Shiro.

>>89316484
Uncle Lotor has a nice ring to it.

>>89316543
She truly is the best waifu.

>>89316554
Vargas are hours.

File: D1_Laharl_05_Bust.jpg (200KB, 853x1000px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 853x1000px

>>89316480
>despite being an absolute child.
>Lotor finally shows up and is an absolute child
>Literally.
>He's the same as classic except he looks like a 10 year old.
>He still wrecks everyone's shit and demands /ss/ with Allura.

I don't know if I'd ever stop laughing long enough to be mad.

Guys what if there was a cat inside Black Lion that belonged to Haggar?

>>89316547
>using -
Newfag spotted

>>89316452
Blue Paladin could be Marmora, a half Altean/half Galran who was in love with Zarkon and they had a child, Lotor, during the glory days of the empire.

Marmora and Zarkon were often busy with their duties and taming the galaxy, so young Lotor grew up in the palace alongside Allura.

When the betrayal happened, Lotor was taken away and Allura left alone. Mamora was terrified and heartbroken, and took the blue lion and vanished with it, keeping it out of Zarkon's grasp, yet was unable to rescue her child.

At this point, Marmora could have founded the Blade of Marmora, and set her people up to fight against Zarkon and somehow save her son. She never was able to.

Hiding the Blue Lion from Zarkon was the last thing she was able to do, hiding away on a distant world where life was flourishing and the race of man was thriving. She entered suspended animation for a time inside her Lion, allowing herself to stay hidden and locked away...

...and then, one day, Keith's father discovered the Lion's resting place, and woke Marmora up. The pair fall in love, after a rocky road, and have a child. Marmora's fate unknown, possibly dying, possibly not.

Whatever the case, it leaves alot of possible openings... and a connection for Keith to the blue lion and allows Marmora to mean something rather poignant in the name of his and Lotor's mother.

File: C2ugaKaUQAAN4Ww.jpg (168KB, 800x1017px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 800x1017px

>>89316480
Keith in full Marmora uniform.

>>89315568
Because the episode was boring and the mermaid designs were shit.

>>89316685
Wait, that would mean Lotor is 3/4ths Galra. I'm not keen on that at all.

And maybe I'm just anti-human, but I don't care for Keith being half human either. That's just me. I was hoping for full on alien. In fact, I'm not even sure if Keith is half either. Probably a quadroon.

>>89316668
Oh shit.

RIP Sviro you will be missed.

>>89316765
Yeah, how do these guys not have electricity yet have a beacon anyway. Why don't we have a beacon.

>>89316758
>no mask
>full

Reeeee

File: tnc151125_tardigrade_1280.jpg (88KB, 1180x842px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 1180x842px

>>89316765

Not thicc enough for you?

>>89316514
It can switch between awakened and normal forms. One of the druids throws the unawakened form of the knife at Thace, and after they leave, it awakens and he uses it to escape.

File: tumblr_ok4a33vV5V1rc0x86o1_1280.jpg (295KB, 1280x1078px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 1280x1078px

>>89316758
>dem thigh highs
>dat tiddy emphasis
Lewdest costume ever.

>>89316891
I'm honestly surprised they snuck it onto a kids' show.

>>89315380
>I really do want Allura and Lotor to have known each other since children
Oh quiznak! I was literally imagining this!

>>89316864
I think I'm just going under the assumption that if Lotor and Keith share moms, then she must be Altean, but the dream implied Keith's mom was Galra.

And no I don't want Zarkon's waifu to be half. I wanted his kid to be half.

Slav's not gonna stay in the castle, right? Right?

File: 1446837739045.gif (3MB, 368x270px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 368x270px

>>89315214
>ywn never comb Haggar's silky soft hair

File: tumblr_ok4d679jlZ1qc44z5o2_1280.png (712KB, 1280x1135px) Image search: [Google]

712KB, 1280x1135px

>>89316891
Seems to be a popular screenshot for redraws.

>>89317035
Do you mean in this reality

File: tumblr_ob3nvnLU4I1tewbeco1_280.png (126KB, 500x446px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 500x446px

>>89315661
I like to fuck my cat.

File: tumblr_ok45s1PM6f1swt40ko3_1280.png (647KB, 1280x727px) Image search: [Google]

647KB, 1280x727px

:3

>>89317081
It's probably rough and stringy, like hair made out of pure evil.

File: but your brain did.jpg (21KB, 584x389px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 584x389px

>>89317222
I was hoping someone else would notice it. Perhaps the other anons didn't notice it....

...but their brains did.

>>89317248
Are kidding? Just look at it. It looks so neat and smooth. I wonder what conditioner she uses.

Is this really the entirety of the fandom. Just shitposting and shipping. God man a whole season came out yesterday

>>89317315
*you

>>89317330
We've gone through like seven threads already.

>>89317330
A lot of us are speculating.

>>89317330
Well, it's what we've been doing to pass the time for the past half a year.

File: C2qNXlVXcAElbm5.jpg (39KB, 749x812px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 749x812px

now that shiro's gone I've been wondering who is now going to be the voice of reason within the group. Shiro was the calm and the pillar paladin.
will it really be Keith off the bat? "A leader is somehow who gives you confidence!" shiro said something similar to this in the comic after hunk thanked him for trusting him.
Pidge also mentioned how he's the bestest leader in the world, and lance looks up to shiro.

In season 3, I could see it being about the paladins accepting Keith as their leader.

>>89316353
But what about Keith makes him such a catmancer?

>>89317315
She does a mask with avocado, olive oil, and lemon juice every other week.

>>89317430
He's a Galra, they're practically cat men.

So who the hell was the Galra that Keith rescued in that thing's stomach? Does anyone who's familiar with the original series have an inkling, or is it basically a big mystery?

>>89317430
They recognize a fellow kitty.

>>89317408
>I've been wondering who is now going to be the voice of reason within the group
Hunk maybe?

Keith is pragmatic, but he has lapses in judgment and isn't the warm gooey sort of person like Shiro.

>>89317315
Argan oil. Or her slippies fluids, preserved in mason jars.

Assuming that Shiro eventually comes back after Keith becomes the new leader of the paladins, what do you think his role will be in the story?

>>89317476
Mystery, but the primary suspects are Lotor and Keith's mom.

i kind of hope they go back to earth in season 3 for an episode. it would be interesting to see them answer some of the questions they've raised about what was going on there, and it would make pidger's gender storyline relevant again - does she present as katie or pidge on earth, etc.

>>89317330

I just wanted to encourage more interest in heterosexual xeno smut.

It's proven to be somewhat more difficult than I had anticipated as you can see.

>>89317503
lol not hunk
IM THINKING OF CALZONES PUKE PUKE BARF how reasonable

>>89317470
>>89317495
It's just the darnest thing how Keith has the strongest bond. His lion is known as the testy moody bitch and now she's purring and rescuing him left and right.

Hunk's bond is pretty shit. Lance's seems good but he has the easiest one. Pidge is stronger. And Shiro gets the one with chlamydia.

>>89317587
Is it bad that I want Haggar/Zarkon smut? They're cute and Haggar is best waifu. Not like that disloyal slut Black.

>>89317555
I feel like earth should be saved for an under galra control give voltron or we kill your planet season ending cliffhanger.

File: tumblr_o8y2xc2sW91tex0n7o1_1280.png (260KB, 561x686px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 561x686px

Was there anything this season for us humble shidgefags?

>>89315730
>Hagar
>Not a drow

>>89318049
Not really.

>>89315214
And she's Altean...man don't want to know what she had to do to have her life spared and also gain so much rank in the Galra Empire.


Wait, did Zarkon know? I imagine that comment by Zarkon about "eradicating that foul race" might have stung...or did Zarkon Know and she is an Uncle Tom house slave?

>>89318151
>Lance
>Ravenclaw

File: tumblr_ogin3ipzrz1sqoyiwo1_1280.jpg (268KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 1280x960px

Now that Keith is confirmed alium there's going to be an explosion of abo mpreg fanfictions, isn't there?

>>89318180
>or did Zarkon Know and she is an Uncle Tom house slave?

Goddammit man! Now I am imagining Cree Summers speaking jive in her standard cartoon girl "Numbah Five" voice.

>>89315258
>perfect sibling relationship
>no chemistry
pretty sure you can't have both

>Keith: "W-W-what is that?!"
>Shiro: "A minor unfortunate incident happened in the science lab. It's just a scratch, don't worry."
>Keith: "Shiro, that isn't a scratch that's a gash. Y-ou're bleeding soo much! Hold on-"
Shiro:" If I die, be sure and remember to teach yourself about the molecules of Chasm Planetarium to the numerical roman."
Keith: "Stop talking like that Shiro, you aren't going to die."
>Shiro: *chuckles*
Keith and Shiro's garrison past when?

>>89318224
The real question isn't whether or not there's going to be an explosion of abo, it's going to be who's going to get him abo pregnant.

>>89315568
That was a dark episode...Lance, Hunk and all those other mermaids were mind control fucked into eating Mermaid Sashimi produced by a Cthulu Mythos Monster.

>>89318232
Funny, I was picturing her in a Foxxy Five costume.

>>89318224
they'll mostly be klance

>>89318311
It will still be Lance up until Lotor hits the scene.

>>89318336
Like Lance has potent enough jizz to get a mighty Galran omega pregnant. He's no Keith's Dad.

File: tumblr_ok5qaeKE8y1vft69wo1_400.gif (1MB, 344x344px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 344x344px

Who is the best lion and why is it Blue?

>>89318151
>>89318190
did this person even know the traits of the houses?
the only one there that might be correct is Keith considering Gryffindor let a moody little shit like Harry into their ranks

>>89318385
It has to be Zarkon. He'll wife Keith first then set about to have him pumping out heirs.

>>89318385
Humans in general have shitty sperm. If anything it's the Galra that are super fertile. If they don't use protection, it's instant pregnancy.

>>89317408
>I've been wondering who is now going to be the voice of reason within the group

Lance.

Completely serious. He's straight-forward and always points something out he thinks is off. He stood up to Shiro about Keith being a hothead (and let's face it, he was completely right, but Keith had to go for his development).

Also the fact the blue lion was said to be the one that holds the team together.

>>89315618
Yes, he was voiced by Arnold Vosloo

>>89318404
Stay delusional. Red is the absolute best.

>>89318404
For me it's a tie between Red and Blue.

>>89315893
>Stamper Voice:

"This is ancient Jewish tradition...blarbbarugh"*

*baby dick post cutting sucking sounds*

>>89315953
Eh, this is still a kids show...personally I wished tge basic Galra Infantry were not just drones...but just like with TMNT you can't show real people being cut in half and gunned down.

Much like Lexxx none of the maincast dies, just everyone else they meet.

>>89318450
I hope Keith enjoys getting pregnant like clockwork every year until he hits abo menopause.

Describe the personalities of the Lions.

>>89318449
Hunk usually gets put in Hufflepuff by people.

You can argue Pidge would make a good Slytherin with all her sneaking around and the shit she says. Ravenclaw is more for those annoying booksmart know it alls. A Ravenclaw would get into the Garrison by finding a legal loophole, not by going undercover.

>>89318071
she's gonna die

>>89318180
I'm sure he knows. And my guess is Alfor and the other Alteans did something to her to make her hate them.

>>89316099
I imagine a Demolition man like thing with her using her spirit powers on Hunk
...giving him pleasure.

As for bumping uglies, I'm sure she has a Vay jay jaybut due to her species not having secondary sexual characteristics like tits, maybe her species lays eggs.

>>89318694
Blue - teamwork, gentle and accepting
Yellow - sturdy and hardworking
Green - intelligent and curious
Red - tsundere but loyal as fuck
Black - likes Galra stuff, a cheating whore, indecisive so that's why she picks leaders

>>89318049

There was this one tiny moment when they talk about saving Matt, and Shiro says something nice about him, and Pidge gives Shiro the ole sparkly eyes. It was really small, but it was there.

>>89316547
>-Shiro isn't dead, was just teleported somewhere
Two words: Time. Travel.

>>89318795
Now I want a dating sim with the lions.

Well I just watched season 2. Few things:

>I have the Voltron Legendary Combiner
>Love that 50% of the voice phrases were from season 2! I heard them before I saw the episodes
>Episodes 1-8 were AMAZING. Loved them getting new powers and that helping people wasn't so cut and dry.
>Zarkon became a little bit of a one note.
>FIND THE BLACK LION
>FIND THE BLACK LION
>Splitting up for the missions were pretty tedious and could have been combined. There was a LOT of filler.
>oh look another shot of the spy hiding he is a spy
>Oh another Alura doesn't trust Keith
>Last 2 episodes were AMAZING again.
>Winged Black Lion (should have used it in Voltron mode
>BLAZING SWORD
>HAGGAR!
>Zarkon dead
>SHIRO! again....

But:
>Why did Zarkon want Voltron if he can make an equally powerful suit piloted by 1
>Why wasn't there episodes as they rip the Quintession out of planets?
>Even though it was season 2 it felt like 1-2 were the complete story and could have been 1 season.
>How long am I gonna have to wait for s3 @_@

>>89318802
More like Time Bullets

>>89315568
its ok rule34 will eat up season 2 ep2 if you know what i mean :)

>>89318795
Well, at least Black likes Galra. Even a slut has redeeming features I guess..

>>89318844
>>Why did Zarkon want Voltron if he can make an equally powerful suit piloted by 1
He's an autist who needs the real deal.

>>89318844
>Why did Zarkon want Voltron if he can make an equally powerful suit piloted by 1

Because Voltron has more potential and is made by some rare meteor.

File: Voltron_LDM3.jpg (664KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

664KB, 750x1000px

>>89318878
I know the feeling.

>>89316229
hey i was hoping that episode would involve some more disco dancing

>>89318844
>>Why did Zarkon want Voltron if he can make an equally powerful suit piloted by 1
because it wasn't

Zarkon could use Black Lion at full power, which for a small burst was apparently stronger by itself than the Zarkon Armor when used by the still inexperienced Shiro.

>>89318844
>Why did Zarkon want Voltron if he can make an equally powerful suit piloted by 1
Black Lion has the good pussy, I guess.
>Why wasn't there episodes as they rip the Quintession out of planets?
I think they got enough of it in season one, it wasn't needed at this time.
>Even though it was season 2 it felt like 1-2 were the complete story and could have been 1 season.
I think they actually said that somewhere, that it was meant to all be one season.

>>89318878
>He's an autist who needs the real deal.
This is why I have an expensive purse hobby.

File: 224.jpg (122KB, 1200x711px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 1200x711px

>>89316833
Keith is the prettiest kitty. No wonder Red is so protective, just look at him.

>>89318949
Well they are doing a FUCKING DAMN FINE JOB.

That was one of the best cartoons I've seen.

>>89318971
I'm still so disappointed there isn't a Galra form Keith!

I hope it's magic that's all over his skin, hiding the real color.

>>89318478
Lance wasn't even wrong, Keith did indirectly almost get everyone in there dead before they could be of any use. Best Girl Red does not play.

>>89316353
One Paladin technically summoned his Lion remotely, and that's Zarkon. But it ultimately didn't work out very well. Keith does it without even trying.

>>89319011
I think Lance is going to have some prominent development in the next season. He's already showing a mellower side and voiced out his insecurities. Plus the fact that they will be one paladin short may cause some tension between him and Blue assuming they try to let Allura or someone else use her.

>>89317430
He's like a cat...he's an asshole.

So we don't know how many days in an altean year but we got the number of hours in a day. That's at 20. Do we have enough to make the comparison in hours how old Allura would be in Earth terms?

File: tumblr_ok5gtrIH3w1ubvgymo3_540.gif (879KB, 540x280px) Image search: [Google]

879KB, 540x280px

tfw no one will hug you this tenderly

>>89319245
Cousins seem more likely. Keith was sent to live with his uncle's family after a run in with the law.

File: 1469848884958.png (522KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

522KB, 1000x1000px

>>89315698
Trump!Lance is my treasure.

Build a space wall and make the Galra Empire pay for it.

File: tumblr_ok45oit2rR1qau345o1_r1_1280.png (605KB, 540x683px) Image search: [Google]

605KB, 540x683px

>>89319271
bad feel

>>89319245
Would he say "like a brother" if they actually were brothers.

>>89319245
I still say he looks more like Shiro than Keith.

>>89315568
I don't feel like looking it up but I'm 95% sure the three rebel mermaids were voiced by
>Mae Whitman
>Tara Strong
>Weird Al

>>89318949

Honestly im fine with the 13/13 format, it's a really successful format that works and allows for way more production time between arcs. Once upon a time does it and it works extremely well with that show so i see no reason for it to fail here.

Honestly i'm gonna try and do 13/13 with my up-coming comic and see how it goes. Splitting story arcs up and allowing for more production time = good.

File: VOICES.jpg (36KB, 654x288px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 654x288px

>>89319390

2/3

It was Me Whitman, Weird Al and Alyson Stoner.

File: 1485021035219.jpg (174KB, 700x800px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 700x800px

>>89319303
After this season, it should be changed to Trump Allura.

>>89316233
I don't think it was ever under Altean rule, I think it was just an old flea market in space. Plus, it was 10,000 years prior.

>>89319412
Yeah, that's how long it takes to make the episodes anyway, so might as well do it bi-annually.
I can't imagine Voltron working nearly as well if it were partitioned out 5-6 episodes quarterly like they did in their first year of Dreamworks Netflix shows.
Even if you end up with the same number of episodes in the same amount of time, they watch better in groups of 13.

>>89319470
Maybe she and Lance were meant to be after all.

>>89319488
keith has a incest fetish

>>89319515
They're Lannieters

File: Letter of Apology.png (68KB, 816x1067px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 816x1067px

>>89318802
>Two words: Time. Travel.

Keith will die. But his soul will choose to go back in time, the time when he was happiest, and he will be at season 1 first episode. Shiro who loves Keith wants to be with him too and wants to be in a time when Keith'd love him, but since he already loves Allura he'll go back in time before Keith is born, and become his mother.

Keith has a cute ass.

Everyone who shit on his ass months ago in these threads months ago btfo

>>89319470
She and Lance are meant to be

File: ccute.png (561KB, 454x1087px) Image search: [Google]

561KB, 454x1087px

>>89319667
Wtf is 4chan glitching, I had pic related linked and see a lot of people seeming to have this problem.

Anyway his ass is cute! Cute!

>>89317408
There's going to be an arc about the team learning to function without him, potentially making it clear to the viewers that a lot of the characters are still very young and need guidance. Story ends with Shiro being found and the team having learned a lot in his absence.

File: 13422836_1745453035697363_2130039614_n.jpg (37KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 480x480px

Alfor booby trapped Black with a trap door portal set off when Shiro used the Bayard. Who knows where it dropped Shiro. Far away, that's for sure.

He had the motive, the means and the opportunity to set it up.

>>89317430
Something something mother's side of the family

>>89319487

I think Trollhunters is the one case where i think they should've stuck to 13/13. For some reason they pushed all 26 eps of the first season out but it didnt feel as natural as compared to their previous titles. I mean the series was great in the back end because the first half way rather meh in quality but the introduction of Angor Rot kicked it up.

Voltron proves you can do 13/13 cartoons but still feel like they're a full seasons worth of episodes. Im actually really glad they went that route because i dont see the 2nd half being as good since it had 100% more production value compared to the first half. A lot more smaller things to notice that just made it feel way better.

Except the fucking frame rate in half the voltron fights, jesus christ the amount of times it dipped below a smooth frame rate irked the shit out of me.

>>89319740
Alfor was so handsome and such a good dad.

I can't wait to find out he caused all of this by accidentally fragging Zarkon's Altean waifu or something.

File: 1471568033473.jpg (262KB, 1200x1066px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 1200x1066px

So when do we see Haggar in a catsuit?

>>89319740

That's actually surprisingly believable. If he saw Zarkon's eventual attack coming from a mile away then he would've tried something to stop him. God damn imagine if Shiro's just sitting on fucking Jakku right now all "OH WELL DANG DIDDLY THIS IS A MIGHTY FINE MESS, THANKS ALFOR!"

File: 1469842524341.png (210KB, 702x626px) Image search: [Google]

210KB, 702x626px

>>89317430
>But what about Keith makes him such a catmancer?

Because cats only like you if you pretend you don't care about them

File: Season 1 Peabody.jpg (414KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

414KB, 1600x900px

>>89319765
Yeah, even though they're cut in half, everyone internally considers the entire production year of 26 episodes to be a single season.
This is most noticeable in Peabody and Sherman, that acts like their second season finale is their first season finale and their third season premier is their second season premier.

>>89319811
It'll be worth it because that's how he gets to meet the future Mrs. Shirogane.

>>89319819
Except black. She's all about dudes fighting over her.

Can someone pls post refs of the Marmora suit?

File: tumblr_obh0qjzPld1rw7ojio1_540.jpg (130KB, 540x675px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 540x675px

>>89319795
Probably never, sadly.

>>89319740
Is it weird Alfor never had memories of his wife...or any friends...like Coran or Zarkon before the fall?

File: tumblr_ok4atyzGZY1rpxnm5o3_250.gif (399KB, 250x235px) Image search: [Google]

399KB, 250x235px

Shiro is cute!

File: tumblr_ok4atyzGZY1rpxnm5o1_250.gif (314KB, 250x235px) Image search: [Google]

314KB, 250x235px

>>89319990
CUTE!

>>89315338
If so, then I have BIG hopes for Pance in season 3

>>89319977
Allura doesn't even mention that she misses her mother. All she says after the mom consolation comment is "I miss you. I miss Altea."

That's cold.

>>89319795
Damn it, gotta change my underwear.

>>89320027
Mom must have run off with Zarkon.

>>89320070
Mom is Haggar.

>>89319990
>>89320017
Shiro losing his shit is pretty funny...I almost want to see an alternative season 1 and 2 where he has a short temper low patients and cussed out the other paladins regularly.

>>89319990
I wonder, if you locked Shiro in a room with Slav, how long would it take for Shiro to just snap and kill him?

>>89320027
>>89320070
>>89320085
OH MY GAWD.

All this shit with parrents being the cause of everything...we Star Wars, Harry Potter and Game of Thrones now!

File: 1914031 - Princess_Allura Voltron Voltron_Legendary_Defender autumnsacura.png (890KB, 759x999px) Image search: [Google]

890KB, 759x999px

>every mice and Allura scene
Why are they so cute? Why is Allura so god damn perfect?
When will Allura start being bred by the paladins to preserve her race?

>>89320106
Perhaps in a different reality.
Would be funny if Slav makes a DotU joke mentioning Shiro had a very weird accent a different reality.

What is Keith and Allura are half-siblings or cousins?

File: 1477369103669.png (1MB, 1280x880px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x880px

>>89320154
BIG BROWN ELF TIDDIES

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9415898
>By Anonymous
>Lotor
Alright, which one of you Keithfags wrote this?

File: 1469680465749.jpg (223KB, 1280x908px) Image search: [Google]

223KB, 1280x908px

>>89320166
>What is Keith and Allura are half-siblings or cousins?

Then Keith and Allura are going to run a study on relative humidity in space.

File: 1903410 - Katie_Holt Pidge_Gunderson Voltron Voltron_Legendary_Defender.jpg (56KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 600x800px

>>89320218
SMALL WHITE HUMAN TIDDIES

>>89320227
>I guess Lotor sort of implies non-con stuff at times

Well they're not lying.

>>89320154
Well, technically she and Coran should mate at least once for some pure breeds.

I don't ship them and I can't see Coran pushing himself on her, maybe a turkey bastor will ve involved, but if we are getting scientific and purely for the sake of the species Allura needs to make a few batches of pure breds before considering other biological compatible partners...I'd imagine she'd not approve of breeding with a Galra since I'm sure there are plenty of Galra with 1/16th Altean ancestory from making what few Altea survivors slaves.

>>89320227
Hot. I liked the description of Keith's thighs.

>>89319303
But if he builds the wall, where's he gonna find alien poon?

File: C2oMiANXcAMQvtp.jpg (67KB, 719x729px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 719x729px

>>89319990
CUTEST.

File: 1904344 - Katie_Holt Kyder Pidge_Gunderson Voltron Voltron_Legendary_Defender.png (148KB, 865x1080px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 865x1080px

Is Pidge for lewd?

>>89320027
Yeah, and how many times has Pidge mentioned Sam? Just Matt Matt Matt. God damn, girl.

>>89315295
Someone needs to make a tumblr just full of these screencaps

>>89320461
Brocon

File: alluratrump.png (228KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 500x500px

>>89319470

File: tumblr_ok3fxfioVM1rsjdguo1_1280.png (731KB, 1280x1303px) Image search: [Google]

731KB, 1280x1303px

>>89320305
>>89320368
Fess up. I only want to thank you.

File: CqX86AJVIAACbtP.jpg (47KB, 520x700px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 520x700px

>>89320451
Occasionally

>>89320497
Suit not ill-fitting enough to be Trump, 4/10.

>>89320497
LIKE

File: 2017-01-21 (6).png (1MB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1366x768px

500 Gak /co/

>>89320461
Well, her Dad might be killed off for being to weak and old.

Or she is being Logical and trying to get her brother so two young Holts find the one old Holt.

>>89320559
what if i suck your dick

File: bathroom.jpg (357KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

357KB, 1600x900px

Is the joke that she can't read the sign, or that she's been a girl pretending to be a boy for so long it's eroded her own sense of gender identity and thus she doesn't know which one she is anymore.

File: 103.png (2MB, 1280x1609px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x1609px

>>89320451
Pidge is for kicking all kinds of ass.

And sometimes lewd.

File: 1475973487546.jpg (498KB, 923x600px) Image search: [Google]

498KB, 923x600px

>>89320540
Only after marriage and certainly not on a blue board.

File: THATSWRONG.png (289KB, 631x631px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 631x631px

>>89320573

She cant read the fucking sign you moron.

>>89320497
Kek