>>89126292
Lets get this out of the way.
>>89126346
Oh, you.
>>89126346
Kek
I guess the lesson here is that brown-haired people will destroy the world.
>>89126292
Morty might have been the catalyst, but he didn't cause the apocalypse. Only one lovable douchebag could fuck up so spectacularly.
>>89126346
despite my politics, i can always appreciate quality bantz
>>89126292
>>89126718
What's bantz?
>>89127417
edgy bants, that's why it's got a z
>>89126327
Being tricked into doesn't really count.
>>89127483
Morty wasn't trying to cause the apocalypse either.
>>89126398
>Brown-HAIRED people.
>>89126398
just about every character in the damn show has done it
>>89128872
Even Butters?
>>89129348
ESPECIALLY butters
>>89129348
>>89129709
That's Professor Chaos. Butter is far too mild mannered to do something like that
>>89126346
>>89129721
I don't think so
>>89126292
>>89128767
to be fair good coop came close a few times
>>89127417
Slang for banter you fucking trogledyte.
>>89129617
was it really her fault. Wouldn't Pucci be the right answer?
>>89126551
Rick caused several apocalypses didn't he? Didn't he destroyed two microverses?
>>89129617
>>89130075
Pucci didn't destroyed the universe, he just accelerated the universe natural self-destruction.
>>89130148
so the end of the universe
>>89130075
I mean, technically the universe died because Jotaro had to choose between saving her or killing Pucci, though I still think it's probably more Pucci's fault.
>>89130148
I don't know, I feel like it should still count
>>89129617
Get out of here, Pucci.
>>89130174
>>89130223
It's closer to time traveling to the future.
>>89130274
And taking the whole universe with you
>>89130298
Just the plants and animals who where alive at that moment.
>>89126346
>>89126346
that filename
>>89132204
What about it?
>>89126551
He did and then he played the moral fag who preaches that love potions are bad. The potion he made and he gave it to Morty.
>>89133029
right before leaving the rest of the family to die
>>89126746
I want to protect her smile
>>89130120
And given the way he was talking he has done this kind of universe replacement thing before. He may not even be the original Rick from the first universe.
>>89126346
>>89126346
>>89132204
A happy Trump is a cute Trump
>>89126398
I think you are on to something here
>>89126346
He's not the Moloch worshiper.
>>89129926
Did anyone else see the thumbnail and think DeeDee had an ostrich body?
>>89126327
>she was tricked
>it was just in a small town
>>89135505
>it was just in a small town.
That's cause Alex's not a very good writer.
>>89135515
It has nothing to do with good writting.
>>89135505
>She was tricked.
Still caused the apocalypse.
>>89135565
It robbed the "apocalypse" of most of its tension.
>>89133029
He was just trying to get Morty to fuck off
Also he doesn't believe in love
>>89135580
This is just a meme now right?
>>89135915
I should mention she's one of the few who just actually wanted to start the apocalypse. And didn't really so much "lead to it" as much as she just literally started it.
>>89135741
Nope, it's what happened
to many to count
>>89135290
That's not his dad.
>>89135290
Did Shinji cause the apocalypse or was it all part of Gendos retarded plan with every basically acting like a Angst pretentious assholes it gets hard to tell whose the least bad, like Misato who desperately wanted Shinji to fuck her brains out
>>89136938
She may have been a crappy avatar but pinning it all on her is bullshit
>>89136149
I wonder how jar jar was post episode 3
>>89126346
>>89126292
>>89134527
Why didn't he ever go back to save them anyways?
>>89126346
Not even mad, well played anon.
>>89126346
Kek
>>89137049I really wanted to beat the shit out of Gendo.Am I autistic?
>>89137409
No he did spend the entire series being a completely manipulating cunt to everyone so much so Shinji ended up being fucking Shinji all to be reunited with his wife or something he was willing to cause the apocalypse and kill everyone just to get his waifu
>>89126346
>tfw I realize we are now living in the prequel to Adventure Time
>>89137651
At least well Know what being atomized feels like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2vjmgtD1_A
>>89137774
To be fair he tried to help them
>>89126346
DELETE THIS
>>89137147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Uc84U04Sk
>>89126346
tpbp
>>89126292
That fucking grill
>Best part of all, it's not even supposed to be inside this country
Top kek
>>89129348
Not really he caused it, but he thought it happened in Casa Bonita
>>89135672
>black & white
>>89126551
How did he or Morty cause the apocalypse?
>>89137223
Not changing this to
>as you know we've inherited quite abudget crunch from President Obama
>>89141880
Creating a love potion that mutated with the flu virus and later had mantis DNA added to it before finally Cronenberging the entire world.
>>89126346
That's going to be a lot less funny in six months, if that.
Decided that letting the Earth blow up was a small price to pay for getting to stab Splinter through the chest.
>>89126746
Looks cool, what's this from?
>>89137299
Assumed they were dead since he abandoned other jerrys/beths before.
What a good episode would be is them returning to that world and find they are still alive, and morty being forced with a choice of being with his original universe parents in cronenberg world or his safe regular life in an alternate universe.
>>89145507
Seems reasonable to be
>>89146582
It Hurts, webcomic.
>>89137289
Best Apocalypse ever, tho. Would definitely worship the devil if in Modoka Magica-verse.
They we're SUPPOSED to cause an apocalypse of metal. God fucking damn you Mike Lazzo.
>>89141934
Who inherited it from Bush. This has been a trend for a long fucking time now and both parties are to blame. Divide and conquer, you stupid little cheer leading cunt, that is the only purpose the political parties serve in America.
>>89144532
Who says I'm laughing?
>>89148180
If your idea of an apocalypse is not getting your neetbux then I could see that.
>>89147620
>Who inherited it from Bush
8 years of nothing but vacationing, golf, and race baiting didn't help.
>>89137289
Maybe. The day-to-day state of affairs is kind of ambiguous.Doesn't seem like it'll end great though.
>>89137049So why did SEELE get pissed off if they both wanted to start the Instrumentality apocalypse?
>>89148876
Obama took much less vacation time than Bush did. Actually less than half as much, last time I checked.
I think.
>>89149014
I never got the ending for Rebellion. Is Sayaka back to being the white knight or is she still acting like 2-Face, either way why is she the one who remembers everything?
>>89150434
I think she's just pissed that Homura threw off the order of the world that they were fighting in order to put Madoka in a gilded cage.
It's not really explained why Sayaka was the only one who managed to remember anything afterwards, but I guess they wanted to have that final confrontation to show where both characters stood on the matter. Sayaka and Homu were always at each others throats in the original series for some reason or another when Sayaka started making self-destructive decisions. Now it's the other way around. Sayaka grew up and moved on, but Homu's stuck in the past.
>>89150584
I think Sayaka understood because she had a personal connection with Homura and Madoka, while being spared the whole being ripped in half that Madoka suffered. I mean, they showed that Madoka could plausibly remember everything that happened. As for Rebellion's Ending, Homura separated Madoka from her God-self and recreated a world in which she could be happy while forcing the Incubators to shoulder the burden of curses themselves. Though its sort of implied that the status quo isn't being met in Homura's world and that the necessity for the Law of Cycles will inevitably make enemies of her and Madoka.
Or some shit, it's been a while. Magical girls trying to bring about the apocalypse because they're lesbians is more common a theme than you'd think.
>>89150160
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/white-house/article123335079.html
>>89150222
Ben's not the one who pressed the destroy-the-universe button. He just recreated the universe after someone accidentally dropped it.
>>89135313
Oh, who cares? It was a fucking chicken. Lord knows I have sacrificed shit. Every successful person does. And so what if we worship Moloch?
>>89150714
>http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/white-house/article123335079.html
it says bush took 270 more days vacation.
which is more than double obama.
>>89126346
Trump's not /co/, anon.
>>89141982
Also, don't forget when Rick destroyed both the Teenyverse and the Miniverse in one shot.
>>89126346
If only this guy didnt save goku and dealt with the androids like a man. Then zamasu wouldnt kill everthing in the whole universe god or ningen alike and then have the literal god of gods come in and say "no zamasu is annoying, ill kill him" and proceeds to wipe the entire universe off the map of existence.
Man why are half breeds so disappointing
>>89137049Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>89155397 what
>>89144532
Nah
>>89155135
And Obama's were far more expensive. He was a terrible leader, he did a terrible job as president. You can say "muh Bush" all you want, doesn't change that fact.
>>89129617
>let a woman be jojo
>the whole universe dies
/pol/ was right again
>>89156063
But are you implying bush was better, he let 9/11 happen, no memes about it, he literally let it happen
>>89137774
>not bionicle.jpg
>>89156484
I didn't imply that you retard.
>>89135429
>subhuman phoneposter
>>89147620
for a moment there i thought that obama ordered more bomb strikes than anyn human before and that he spent a fortune in population spying infrastructure
>>89156484
except that bush didnt go on bacations after bailing out the banks while people got kicked out of their homes and had to live on tents
>>89156696
I mean like if theres anything to blame obama then blame him for just bombing the shit out of syria but then again the fuck else are you supposed to do besides send troops into another war after iraq just finished. And nsa is just inexcusable. Like give him credit where its due but for a guy who asked for change he did very little.
>>89156724
Show me honestly when he went on a vacation after he bailed the banks out. If its immediately then thats a dick move but if its way after then thats eh.
>>89130335
What episode is this?
>>89126292
>>89149134
Both SEELE and Gendo wanted control of Instrumentality, and a stronger say in how the apocalypse plays out. Gendo very clearly did it to reunite with Yui, which ran contrary to SEELE's goals (whatever those might've been. It wasn't clearly stated what SEELE wanted to do with Instrumentality, but presumably they would've wanted greater power and immortality, or maybe they just feared he'd only unite himself with Yui and leave humanity on its own.) And both Gendo and SEELE are racing against the Angels, who also want to initiate Third Impact, but most assuredly will do so at the cost of all humans so they can reclaim the planet promised to them.
Basically, it was a scramble for control when it came time to decide who would sit on top. But Yui/Unit-01 had different plans, and uplifted Shinji in a bid to make him happy. When Shinji used that power to tang all of humanity, SEELE was mollified somewhat, because at least part of their plan (immortality through unification) came true.
Of course, that relief was premature, since Shinji reconsidered and decided that a strong enough will should be able to leave the collective.
>>89137049
>or was it all part of Gendos retarded plan
It was mostly SEELE's plan, racing against the Angels' plan. Gendo just kind of hijacked the reins to join his dead wife, though he had regrets in the end.
>>89126292
>>89137120
>Refusing to close the spirit gate because of "muh feelz"
>Despite the fact that it's been closed for thousands of years because spirits are massive dicks that are incapable of living with humans for any substantial period of time.
>>89158293
This shit fucked me up. I never expected such shit show to end this way
>>89158293
Was waiting for someone to post this
>>89156797
dont know, ask hillary