Civil War Storytime

>>88945864
Please don't. :(

I'd rather read wwh again
I'm starting to forget that one

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>>88945875
Is Millar time.

>>88945875
Fine, OP can do Unfunnies instead

no god please no

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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http://imgur.com/a/hfS4H

Ready with wine

>>88946259
>watch your potty mouth

Did people get mad at this?

You know what, fuck it, I'm finally going to read this. It's been a while since I've read a storytime of pain.

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>>88945364

>>88945864
>Another
Hydra War counts? Captain Hydra isn't a hero.

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>>88941864

>>88946280

Not sure, but didn't they reference it in Avengers Age of Ultron as quip fuel?

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>>88946577
Welcome anon

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>>88946624
Mind control

>>88946421
>That shot of She-hulks ass
Hilarious

>>88946738
It's not mind control it's altered memories :^)

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>>88946799
Perfect

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>>88946804
Your right

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Here we go RIP bill

>>88946906
>4x combo
>KILLING SPREE!

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>>88946937
Headshot

>>88947066
>Couldn't even get a coffin for Bill
>Reed Richards and Tony Stark, the greatest engineers in the world, couldn't make a big box for their dead friend and colleague.
Man fuck this event

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>>88947128
2017 and bill still dead.

>>88945864
I'll never understand the hate for this

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Frank was the best part of this event,

>>88947206
>that last panel
as graceful as ever, Peter.

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>>88947360
True

B U M P
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>>88947606
Based

>>88947545
Captin you fucking retard

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>>88947642
Poor frank

>>88947701
Thanks for sharing you fucking nigger

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>>88942353

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>>88947753
You welcome anon.

>>88947753
That's not sarcastic btw, legit thanks for sharing this comic

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The end

God damn. This comic is a butt cheek on a stick

>>88948029
This

>>88947969
worst forgotten plot ever. could've been amazing.

>>88947642
Cap seems to lose like 60 IQ every time an event rolls around. Oh, the xmen are trying to harness an unstable super power? Better organize a full frontal attack on them

>>88947951
>middle panel
>that thousand yard stare
Cap has witnessed people die, fought in wars, witnessed mad men rise to power, and THIS is the most fucked up thing he's ever seen.

>>88948485
I thought there was a storyline about it. I distinctly remember flipping through a comic about it and thinking it looked silly.

>>88948485
>could've been amazing.
Agreed

>>88945864
Are you talking about IvX or another one?

>>88947975
who's the cutie star girl

>>88949529
No idea

>>88947145
At least they can't corrupt him

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>>88949397
This one.

>>88949529
>>88950137
Shooting Star

>>88950974
Thank you..

wait marvel is doing another fucking event so soon?

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>>88948485

The madman did it on the Ultimate universe. Go check the wild ride of Ultimate Avengers, it's worth it.

>>88948022

Thanks anon. I still like this event; it made interesting changes and its full of good ideas.

Make Millar Marvel again.

>>88948022
>>88948013
So Tony did it ALL FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING PUSSY ???

>>88952140
>So Tony did it ALL FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING PUSSY ???
Kind of.

So, does this count as Storytelling of Pain?

>>88947170
keep reading

>>88946443
"Well it was gonna be 'plan 52' but APPARENTLY I CAN'T USE THAT NUMBER FOR REASONS."

>>88947193
Tony is completely right here, and that's the problem with the Registration as a plot line in general. Resisting it will get you no where, as the governments will implement it regardless of what you want. Then come the hero kill squads and sentinels.

>>88947409
Iron Fist pretending to be Daredevil is the weirdest part of the event.

Please don't make me read it again OP, like a beaten spouse I always come back for the pain.

>>88947666
I love how Prodigy managed to at least show up a few times in this event.

>>88948649
He just had a moment of clarity where he realized he was in the wrong the whole time.

>>88946030
why even have the giant robots when there are so many stronger heroes at the scene and it doesn't look like the sentinels are helping picking up debris

>>88948022
What really gets me is that these panels give you the impression everything happened because Tony wanted to get laid.

Did this cunt of a woman every turn out to be Hydra or something? Would have made sense.

>>88947951
>Civil War
>Cap winning the fight
>realises that it's pointless because he's wrong, gives himself up before he kills Tony

>Civil War II
>Carol winning the fight
>she's absolutely wrong, but murders Tony (she didn't fucking know he'd save himself with a super-coma) and suffers no consequences for her actions

You know you fucked up when your event has worse writing than Civil War.

>>88947933
>>88947938
Cap is such a fucking baby in this. He's ready to kill Tony in one panel, then some random civilians go 'No! we love Iron Man!' and suddenly he turns on a plate and goes 'What have we become?? Fighting is wrong!!'

>>88947666
oh look, Sentry, who could literally destroy every single hero here into a red mist. Time for jobbing I guess.

>>88947830
it's pretty weird seeing a colbert ad like that

>>88955246
last time this twat appeared was in "Fear Itself"

>>88948022
is she the real villain of this event

Man, I'd read the plot behind it and was always interested in how bad they fucked it up. Now that I've read it, I can see the train wreck unfold all at once, versus the monthly crawl you had to suffer through the first time around.

It's a good idea/plot thread, but the execution is about as bad as it could have been.

And yet, for how bad it is, I feel like it's better than Civil War 2. Guess that shows how bad that event was.

>>88946754

I'd be more worried about Aunt May here, Cap.

>>88951184
Yup

>>88946586

Is this the biggest comic fuckup in all of Marvel?

>>88958355
Sadly

>>88957542
>I'd be more worried about Aunt May here, Cap.
Agreed

>>88955846
This

>>88956047
>And yet, for how bad it is, I feel like it's better than Civil War 2. Guess that shows how bad that event was.

I was surprised at how Civil War 2 ended up making me look more fondly at Civil War. And I hated this by the time it ended.

>>88960911 ..

>>88947666
Civil war 1
Almost a 100 heroes
>Civil War 2
>2 drunk people fighting
>war?

Fuck Bendis

>>88947316
>Now make out with me a little bit so they'll buy it

>>88961146
>Fuck Bendis

>>88945864

How is HYDRA vs HYDRA heroes v heroes

>>88946635
>Let's have the king of a foreign state be a member of our superpowerered secret police force.

>Why?

>...because.

http://pastebin.com/juKCeEVq

.

>>88951184
Pretty much the only thing they do that shows reasonable sales numbers. Probably do to overshipping.

>>88966728 .....

>>88961146
>>88963795
Fuck Bendis?

>>88947089
>Reed sleeps all flopped out over the bed
ewwww
Although, honestly, I am refreshed by the brisk pacing compared to the wheel-spinning shenanigans of CWII

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>>88948485

>>88945864
The only Civil War that's acceptable to storytime, is MightyGodKing's rewrite.

>>88967258
Fuck. Bendis.

I'm confused... I heard from both Reddit and /co/ that this Civil War event was some of the worst writing and character assassination in the history of comic books, but this was okay. Not great, but also not terrible.

Didn't Ms. Marvel beat up Spiderwoman in front of her daughter? Where's the talk between Steve and Peter about telling the world "you move"? I thought Steve got sniped and killed by Sharon Carter?

>>88947226
i fucking hate hill so much

>>88973427
>Didn't Ms. Marvel beat up Spiderwoman in front of her daughter
Yes she did.

>>88973437
Sometimes

>>88970417

You have to understand the source of the suffering before you can properly mock it. That said, here you go. >>88976547

>>88973427
There are tie ins. Lots of them.

>>88976703
Thank you